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Easter edition
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>I wanna cock
>COCK
>*...*
>I want two cocks
>COCK
>I wanna suck
>COCK
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>I want to suck
>COCK
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https://youtu.be/siGW15zMoQw?si=yZb63V7-bcNz3cZk
https://youtu.be/Sn3k-4lMXzg?si=tjgR4jARcgW-XMNW
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https://youtu.be/Vx2UtoJC3v0?si=1w-BpaU4PiY_nMuu
https://youtu.be/GNohq2JJMQY?si=RcYSaVlXAm8_t9se
https://youtu.be/k3a8Ow-DoAw?si=qjwPPn66N5cQptGb
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BLASTING
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Thank you, based King Diamond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGC2iP5ss6E
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Rage Against The Machine
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Put the loser Christ’s rotten cross
Hard into his pussy
Let reality penetrate
His feeble-minded vision of heaven
He corrupted our hearts
Let him feel the knife in his
For this life is mine
And my kingdom shall come
With all power and glory in unholy eternity
Amen
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Metal albums for desecrating the memory of Rabbi Yeshua Hamaschiach?
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You may not like it but Altar of Madness is overrated
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this sounds exactly how it looks
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>t.
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This lady plays with King Diamond too, pretty good actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2p31tkTho
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Ayreon's Final Experiment is fucking great album, all the cringe storytelling aside. The Awareness is such a psychadelic song with a great solo and backup vocals. Arjen Lucassen might be one of my favorite songwriters, even though I'm not a huge fan of the band overall.
https://youtu.be/Nia_EMpx738?si=FLoRTcqqreY9wb3i&t=85
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>DICK DICK DICK A KID
>DICK DICK DICK A KID
>DICK DICK DICK A KID
>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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We, totally agree with this
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Kino
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>>129893084
riffs you say?
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Death and Black metalfags BTFO
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Absolute underrated KINO
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It's actually underrated. Honestly, Morbid Angel's entire catalog is underrated, especially the Tucker era. Pretty much every death metal band is shit in comparison and can/has been emulated successfully over the past couple of decades. The only band that deserves to be more popular than MA is Death. Both are truly unique and are unable to be copied. There will never be a band like Morbid Angel ever again. Timeless, pushed the envelope for 2 whole decades and gets ZERO recognition compared to their peers. It's an utter shame. You're a complete poser if an MA album isn't in your top 3 DM albums of all time. You know what's overrated? Domination. Only faggot fucking gen X scum like that album and even then, it's still a good album. Altars, Blessed, Covenant, Formulas, and Gateways are all masterpieces. The actual songs and the Abyssous instrumental on Heretic are sick and are CRIMINALLY underrated. Domination is pretty good, Kingdoms is okay, and illud is shit. Fuck faggot numetal sissy faggots
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why is this album so underrated in their discography?
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A Bit suspicious don't you think
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New Kvasir's Blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3vulOgj-Q
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Looking for a black metal video I can't remember the song or band of. Below is what I (believe to) remember about it. May not be entirely accurate.
Main part of the video:
-The first minute of the video to Frost - Darkness in Crimson Majesty and Vane - The Ritual are similar visually.
-singer cuts himself ritualistically in a cave
-uses a big knife or a sword
-singer is bald and has a beard
-fire in the cave, so lots of red/orange
-band also plays in the cave
-music is more chaotic here
Final, shorter part of of the video:
-sudden cut from main part of video
-music changes to more repetitive midtempo with default tremolo-picked riffs, e.g. like Funeral Mist - Circle of Eyes from 1:20
-visuals change to singer now carrying a cross up a hill
-don't remember if he's also crucified
Other:
-Orthodox satanist BM
-no women in the video
-might be from the US
-saw the video in the past 5 years
-newer band, not one of the classics from that scene
-saw it on youtube or vimeo
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Good taste
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A shitty joke, look at the archives
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/129892606/#129902010
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>True Vinlandic Black Metal
lmao, Americans larping as vikings will never not be funny.
>>129902823
Same reason why people only play one video game for 10k hours. Trying something new always take some effort and carries a risk that you won't enjoy it. That's enough for some people to not try at all. And some people just idolize <thing> so much that nothing else can come close in their mind, so why even bother with anything else. In short, mental illness.
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they're brown, poor, and stupid
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Death fucking blows, if Cannibal Corpse didn't exist they would be the definition of tourist death metal. And Blessed are the Sick sounds terrible to anyone with functioning eardrums, just complete garbage Scott Burns slop. Pestilence did both OSDM and technical death metal way better, they're the actual massively underrated death metal band of the late 80s/early 90s.
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>You're out of touch
>I'm outta ti-ime
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scott burns didn't even produce blessed are the sick. and calling pestilence "massively underrated" when they're one of the most lauded bands of the era is peak clueless underage bullshit. back to RYM faggot you don't know what you're talking about.
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Thanks, that's it. I had searched for Gevurah before but for some reason never got Blood-Soaked Katabasis in the results. Maybe because it's restricted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLALBaDZ03Y&rco=1
Seems my memory was pretty close, but there's no band playing, instead we get a second guy with curly hair, and he doesn't carry the cross up a hill, it's just steep camera angles. And it's not tremolo riffing in the final part. Canada != US, but close.
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>scott burns didn't even produce blessed are the sick
He may as well have, it's very similar to his production style... that is, complete dogshit lacking any hint of dynamism whatsoever. I never really understood why modern metal production gets singled out so much as being terrible when it's clear that 90s metal producers never liked metal either.
>calling pestilence "massively underrated" when they're one of the most lauded bands of the era is peak clueless underage bullshit.
Massively underrated in the sense that Death and Pestilence should have their popularity swapped based on their quality, but instead we have to go on pretending that an utterly mid tier band like Death is this giant monolith... all because they happened to arrive to the scene first as an American band and had progressive lyrics (this is the reason why Death is so popular with RYM by the way, don't delude yourself that it's because of the actual music.)
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Truly flawless in its complete worthlessness, correct.
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These posters are all brown
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No, sorry, I don't listen to music on Youtube or Slopify. I guess the snare and vocals stand out? The guitars really couldn't be any flatter, and that's kind of the whole reason I even listen to metal. Switching over to Altars of Madness, the difference is night and day.
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New Vrildom EP rules
https://youtu.be/zbZEcd0GE7U
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I don't think it's hector, it's just one of his groupies who has adopted his opinions because they were impressed by his bravado, not realizing that hector was some gay reddit kid who came here and got bullied so hard he had to adopt the hecsona to protect his psyche.
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It's ABSURD how much of a faggot you are
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https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Tranny/3540454981
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Playing live shows is one of the most unkvlt things possible
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I’m a zoomer
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The first 5 songs are pretty good and then it falls off. I still think it’s okay. Have you heard the mix that Trey made of it? The guitars sound a lot better and less muddied than in the official release. My only complaint about the album is how few and how short the solos are compared to every other MA album
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>blessed are the sick sounds terrible
I’ll say that I prefer the 1987 demo versions of Abominations and Thy Kingdom Come but they still sound good on the album and those two songs are the only ones I can see support your argument. You’re just wrong. Richard and Trey’s solos are a lot clearer and better mixed in Blessed than they were on Altars
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Originally, Trey shared KD Raw Mastered Version for free on Facebook, but I don't use that—the label had him take it down. I was hoping for a physical release and looked for FLAC files, but only found the Bandcamp page. I'd bought 3 versions of the album already and didn't feel like supporting Bandcamp.
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DRVNK AS FVCK BLASTING HELLRIPPER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-iCUeu0ooM
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I'm 95% certain these are actually two different shitfaced shitposters
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>I take a lot of drugs but beer is for faggots
holy shit that is fucking pathetic lmao
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At least you know you're shitting your diaper unlike Rob
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then explain this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6POUitQf8v8
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>Kukt Ar-ACK!
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awful taste
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Just a reminder that no one is talking about this anymore because they ran out of marketing allowance from their corporate-owned sublabel who already herded the fanboy sheep.
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