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>>129927159
Political music is dead, so probably some hedonistic trap music about fucking hoes

What the FUCK is going on? Why do Trump want to send young americans die in the desert in the other side of the world?

For once I'm glad to be a 29 year old boomer

>>129927225
because he doesn't give a fuck about anyone with a net worth under 100 million.

>>129927159
>MANCHIIIIILD

>>129927159
every man is already registered for the draft at 18. they aren't actually starting the draft (yet).

Billie Eilish will write and perform it.

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>>129927159
>Iran War movie
>party rockers in the house starts playing

>>129927159
Holy shit, zoomers are gonna get massacred

Drumpf really is the worst president ever

>>129927159
I don't want to get drafted

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During world war 2 American soldiers were given little flutes to play in their free time

"It Do Be Me" by the Old 67s

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>>129928526
Too late, you're dead meat.

>>129927225
war is labor

>German men aged 17-45 may need military approval for long stays abroad

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg3nr83xyvo

>Military Draft Registration Changing for US Men

https://www.newsweek.com/automatic-military-registration-for-eligible-us-men-to-begin-in-december-11803011

>>129928350
Two weeks from now Trump will send in ground troops. Iran will be Vietnam.

>>129927225
Maybe to cover an economic crisis, to depopulate the world, he might be blackmailed, he might be getting paid, he might really believe that fake prophecy crap, I don’t really know for sure

>>129927159
- fired accomplished generals and replaced them with yes men;
- requests substantial increase in funding for the military;
- men registered for draft;
- more traffic than usual on air bases in foreign countries.

The cease fire is just more market manipulation by trump. You are going to war, and soon. I hope magatards enlist first or get drafted quickly.

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Zoomers aren't going to be drafted. The bill just automatically puts them onto the Selective Service Registry (protip: you were already supposed to be on the selective service registry by law, but registry was done manually before)
Lawmakers have insisted that the bill doesn't actually imply that the draft itself is going to be reinstated.

How do I feel about this? I dunno, I'm too old for this to apply to me. But as always it's one of those things that are fucked up but will probably have no real consequences (nothing ever happens after all)

>>129927159
There has never been a draft sience Nam or WW2 dawg
Iran can get BTFO by less than 20% of the current US military

>>129927159
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

>>129927159
This is America - Childish Gambino

Realistically the song is not going to be a rock song, its going to be a rap song or some latin american shit

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I love "It Ain't Me" by Creed's Water Survival

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>>129928649
SAVE ME RICKO

>>129928616
>nothing ever happens after all
have you seen the news or been outside recently? shit is happening.

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>>129928677
>Muslims are getting bombed for the 20th time this century
Okay? Tell me the news, not the weather. Nothing ever happens

>>129928601
the only objective of the current war on Trump's side was to get americans to wave flags, "support the troops," and distract them from the economy/the files/everything else. its literal key jangling, just with bombs and missiles instead of keys. Netanyahu played him by telling him it would be a quick in and out, kill the ayatollah, cause regime change, likely have better relations with the instantly magically appearing democratic Iranian government with no chance of anything else happening at all, then Trump can go on TV and talk about how great he is.
it was always win-win for Netanyahu because whether Iran collapsed, changed government or just got their shit blown up, all that suits him and Israel. the US took on all the risk and cost with practically no prospect of national benefit, only personal/political benefit for Trump.

>>129928931
Khamenei was a horrible, evil dictator who actively funded terrorist groups, ran aggressive propaganda to radicalize Shia, attacked Iran's neighbors unprovoked, and had hundreds of thousands of innocent protestors killed in mass government purges. He was an evil piece of shit who needed to be stopped regardless of how you feel about Trump and whatever his personal justifications are. Democrats are hypocrites who are weaponizing the war against Trump in-spite of ostensibly being anti-isolationists, if this was was being fought under Obama you'd be cheering him on.

>>129928974
But Obama wouldn't fight this war because he is not stupid enough, hence the critism of Trump, he had decades of intel and analyse saying exactly what would happen and he ignored it. Would Obama do the same? No

>>129928974
>Khamenei was a horrible, evil dictator who actively funded terrorist groups, ran aggressive propaganda to radicalize Shia, attacked Iran's neighbors unprovoked, and had hundreds of thousands of innocent protestors killed in mass government purges.
A lot of this is blatantly false tho. You can repeat Zionist lies over and over again, but that won't make them be magically true.

>>129929015
You're acting like Obama never waged war in Syria or Libya or escalated deployment in Afghanistan or conducted numerous anti-terrorist campaigns in Pakistan or Yemen or Somalia

>>129928974
idgaf about Khameni. neither do I have much confidence that his replacement will be significantly better or different. the only way to guarantee something better is a ground invasion, occupation of the country and the building of democratic institutions. thats an eye wateringly expensive multi-year commitment along the lines of Iraq and Afghanistan, and those two examples only prove how difficult and likely to fail the whole enterprise would be. whats actually happening is clearly not that anyway, its an operation that was expected to have very quick positive results but didn’t because it was badly conceived and badly executed.

>>129929020
You can seethe at Zionists all you want retard but the fact of the matter is that even in the current US ceasefire, Iran is still being attacked by the UAE, Yemen, Jordan, and Syria as we speak.

>>129929036
>whats actually happening is clearly not that anyway, its an operation that was expected to have very quick positive results but didn’t because it was badly conceived and badly executed.
One of the biggest mistakes that people make is thinking that the Islamic Republic of Iran is somehow very unpopular in Iran. This is not true, they're actually supported by the majority of people. I'm sure there are a lot of people who dislike the government, but not nearly enough to overthrow it. This led to the fucking retarded decision to go to war with them, because I genuinely think that Trump was convinced that the people would overthrow government institutions after a couple of decapitation strikes. I think those Persians in California who hate the Islamic Republic, because their family's wealth was stripped by the new Islamic government, convinced so many people by protesting that Iranians hate the government in general. No, that's not true. A significant number of Iranian officials have been killed in decapitation strikes, if the government was that unpopular, it would've been long over by now.

>>129929053
If Iran is being attacked by a dozen of their neighboring countries and the mightiest military and country in the world, you're making a very good case for me to continue supporting Iran. Iran's government is a bad government, make no mistake about that, I know what they did in the ME and have been doing, but somehow, they STILL manage to be the good guys in all of this. What does that say about the aggressors?

>>129927159
Men were already required to register for the draft upon turning 18. You are either underage or a foreigner (probably both).

>>129929087
>If Iran is being attacked by a dozen of their neighboring countries and the mightiest military and country in the world, you're making a very good case for me to continue supporting Iran.
You're a contrarian, third worldist Chud. Your opinion on anything literally does not matter

>>129929109
Right. No arguments. Nothing.

wtf

>>129927202
>trap
what is this, 2017?

>>129927225
Zoomers manifested this with all their war leader edits, the octogenarians in the pentagon caught wind of it it and figured this generation wants to die on a battlefield.

>>129928677
Shit isn't happening, Zoomie. The average Zoomer can't even meet the requirements.

>>129928974
Netanyahu tried this with Obama and he said no and so we didn't cheer for a war on Iran because there wasn't one. Trump is a retard and I want Israel gone.

>>129928974
>ran aggressive propaganda to radicalize Shia
I think Israeli expansionism did that.

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>>129930185
Inshallah, brother.

>>129929109
>First worldism is siding with wahhabis, jews, and the jew-lead west
Kek

>>129930233
You are brown.

>>129930264
So are the Arabs attacking Iran lol

lol

>>129930264
Oh and most of Israel is Mizrahi (arab jews) guess their skin color lmfao and of course the US is like only 60% percent white and headed towards being majority mestizo rofl

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>>129927159
Carrying a locket with a picture of Livvy when I get deployed to defend the interests of I*rael

>>129930345
I'm going with a photo of Chappell's ass cheeks glued to my helmet.

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>>129930352
wpop niggas at boot camp

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>>129928310
Absolutely not

>>129928310
I would prefer Billie give the troops private burlesque shows (in a non-sexist fashion).

>>129927159
How will this effect the Zoomette "all men are bad"-song economy? Will they be barred from making misandric songs while men fight overseas?

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>>129930502
it's no longer 2022, that kind of song is passe

>>129930502
>Zoomette "all men are bad"-song economy
Not a real thing

>>129927225
the US is a military based economy

>>129930563
The defense budget hasn't exceeded 5% of US GDP since the Cold War ended.

w3w

>>129928637
SAAR

>>129928350
Kehlani stopped being political after she got a top 10 billboard hot and began getting brand deals.

>>129927159
They already had to register, difference is you had to do it manually
All this does is do it automatically. Nothing changes

>>129928602
>fired accomplished generals and replaced them with yes men
All ranks in the military above major are political and always have been.

>>129927225
gotta get that world population down to 500m this time

>>129928677
NOTHING HAS HAPPENED NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

>>129928677
>USA bombing some middle eastern shit hole with muslims killing each other in the desert
Tale as old as time. I guess zoomers really are too young to remember the Iraq war or Desert Storm

>>129928677
It's literally just more of the same Zionist bullshit that's been going on for decades. At this point, the only thing that could count as something happening in the Middle East is if Israel ever stops being deranged warmongers.

>>129929015
>But Obama wouldn't fight this war because he is not stupid enough
No, it's because Israel wasn't desperate enough to force the issue yet when he was president. This is all because Israel is seeing their approval ratings plummet beyond repair worldwide with everyone younger than boomers, so they're getting all their wars in while they still have any support left. This Iran debacle would still be happening with Kamala, the only difference would be in the word salad she'd be saying to rationalize it to the public.

>>129931857
>things happened decades ago so that means things don’t count now

>>129931913
It happens EVERY decade. Only zoomers think this is new

>>129931909
the average person can't even find Israel on a map

>>129929087
I'm sure if you took a poll in 1939 that 90% of Germans would report being highly satisfied with their government as well.

>>129927159
>December 2026
Trump will be out of office by then

ITT: Shit that isn't going to happen that everyone runs with because a tweet said so

>>129932000
Godwin's Law. Fuck.

>>129927225
Remember when rightoids were so proud of Trump not starting any wars? I 'member

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>>129932487
It's all over the news

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>>129928350
Good analysis but already outdated.

>>129932535
nothings happening
dont think about it

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>>129932535
Looks like American zoomers are fucking dead.

Remember to never frag your CO, it's immoral and you will get punished.

>>129927225
Jews.

>OY VEY, YOU WILL GET SHOT IN THE DESERT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
kek murica is truly the laughing stock of the world

>>129933240
The soldiers already signed up obviously like it, that's what they signed up for, they want to be mass murdering and raping people somewhere, not standing around on a base

that "I like the way you kiss me" song maybe.
but as for the future? who knows.
>>129927225
its important to note this was set in motion before he was president again in 2024.

>>129928974
>if this was was being fought under Obama you'd be cheering him on
Why don't magatards realize no one wants to fucking die for Israel regardless of what made-up party the current pedophile president aligns with.
>>129927159
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Imagine the kino recruiter kidnapping videos from murrika.

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>turn 26 in september

>>129927159
fuck me why couldn't I have been born ten years earlier.

>>129928310
That cunt has the IQ of a gnat. No thanks.

Why only men? Isn't shartistan progressive?

>>129928310
You mean, Finneas and Hasan Piker the dog-zapper will ghostwrite it.

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>>129930950
Funny enough, she’s now working with Amazon, which is on the BDS list and is known for union-busting.

Chris Smalls should have a chat with her.

>>129928310
Who wants to hear an anti-war song that’s sung in whispers?

>>129934262
For women's benefit, not their detriment.

>>129934299
Yeah, and the convo should be on blacked.com

>>129934917
Isn't the benefit that matters here the state that needs as many soldiers as possible, hence the draft? If women and men are identical, why would they deny themselves 50% of soldiers?

>>129927159
This is lowkirkenuinely the US solving its radicalized young men problem. Incels, fascist, socialists, anarchists, this war will cull their numbers while simultaneously clearing the way for the generation Alpha. Zoomers, the least Israel loving generation will be culled, Millennial will be prepared for taking control, and Alpha will enjoy a labor scene with less competition and be less hostile towards ZOG. Zoomerbros... we were not born to win anything...

>>129934946
Quality matters more than quantity, women will be useless on the battlefield.

>>129933751
This post reeks of underage

>>129927225
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>129927225
It's DEFINITELY not Israel, that's just a colony of America. Just ignore them blatantly sabotaging Trump's ceasefire we can make up some 5d chess conspiracy Trump came up with instead of blaming Them.

>>129935055
>Just ignore them blatantly sabotaging Trump's ceasefire
The UAE isn't Israel lil' bro

>>129935000
This entire thread kinda makes me think that Zoomers deserve it to be honest. Their entire worldview is poisoned by Twitter and /pol/ memes

>>129928310
Her voice is fucking awful. We need a vocalist who can actually move people.

>>129935069
Kill yourself kike

>>129927159
well for the massively overprivileged, it's still gonna be Fortunate Son, delivered without the slightest awareness of the irony. Anchor-baby Barron will probably be cranking that shit in his headphones while his doctor is confirming he has "bone spurs" like his father.

The rest of the zoomers are going to be cranking American Idiot or some RATM as they get ready to die for Israel in MAGA's proxy war against Iran.

olds are gonna listen to Alice's Restaurant, but sadly.

>>129935032
>not wanting to fight zion don's wars means you're underage
lol
you're so eager to clearly, why aren't you over in the middle east yet?

>>129935275
>American Idiot
This is a plausible pick. Holiday too.

>>129928350
Reminds me of what Slavoj Žižek said: the left has the solutions but it doesn’t have the problems.

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>>129927159
>tfw too old to die for Israel
It'll be a rap song for sure

>mfw never going to get the chance to record my album (the best rock album of the 21st century)
Thanks blumpf
Also there's some cruel irony about dying on some desert battlefield as a chud who never felt the touch of a woman

>>129935278
No dude, I mean you're obviously underage. Your views on geopolitics is extremely juvenile, your response to OP is an allcaps party rockers meme. Stay in school dude

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>>129935823
you have 8 months time to lock in lil nigga

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>>129928350
There isn't going to be a Zoomer John Lennon because the internet and social media has poisoned the well of public discourse and intellectual honesty is completely dead. This thread is a good example. It's being framed as though the US is reinstating the draft, which isn't even true, it's just giving the Selective Service System the legal framework to make registration automatic. It was already mandatory before this bill, but it went on an honor system. Zoomers will never know what true struggle is because their brains have been rotted by Doomerposting. Protest music was written by people who actually had a real cause to fight for. Zoomers don't have any causes to fight for because Doomers only present societal problems without solutions, it's the same rhetoric that online grifters use to get you to endlessly buy their books and $60 protein powder. If they offered realistic solutions, they wouldn't have a business model. If Doomers thought in any kind of practical or realistic way, they wouldn't be doomers.

>>129935962
>It's being framed as though the US is reinstating the draft, which isn't even true
kek

>>129935891
i'm not that poster. and i ask you again: seeing how upset his post made you, why have you not enlisted already to fight for israel? it's clearly something you feel very passionately about

>>129936082
>i'm not that poster.
Oh well then you clearly have no horse in this race Mr. Well Poisoner

>>129936082
>you're surrounded by retards yet you criticize retards, curious!

>>129927427
That's only if you do Selective Service for academic financial aid.

So in a way, yes, this is already a thing, and wouldn't be an issue, if college wasn't already no longer an automatic option, making draft registration thereby pointless.

But all things considered, nobody is going to stand for an actual draft in 202X+. There is nothing to fight for.

>>129928616
I am also too old for this, but I would viciously protest any attempt to instate the draft in America, like nothing I have ever demonstrated before in my life.

People do not deserve to die for Israel.

>>129936171
Selective Service was always mandatory. It just went on an honor system before. I remember being sent the letter when I was around 20 but I never followed through with it.

>>129928974
I know Iranians in ny real life. They want nothing more than the Islamist regime annihilated.

>>129927225
I thought christcucks wanted to reclaim Jerusalem? Why are you cucking out?

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>>129928974
>Democrats are hypocrites who are weaponizing the war against Trump in-spite of ostensibly being anti-isolationists, if this was was being fought under Obama you'd be cheering him on.
Exactly, and as always it's white sheltered liberals who are poisoning the well

>>129936213
What? Reclaim from whom? Are you talking about the 12th Century?
I don't even care about the middle east dude

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>>129932535
It's standard dishonest headlining.

"Secret Service Registration Being Automated in December" is what the news actually boils down to. You know what's the difference between then and now? You have to fill the form out yourself. Fuck that.

>>129935962
This is unfortunately the most intelligent post in this thread, despite stating what should already be obvious, but clearly isn't to too many posters.

>>129936092
very telling you can't answer a simple question. i hope one day you put your money where your mouth is and sacrifice your life for that middle east country you hold so dear instead of shitting your pants on a taiwanese backgammon forum.

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>>129927225
Because to a christcuck there's no bigger honor than their sending their kids to defend and serve God's chosen people.

>>129936228
oh shut the fuck up you hypocritical faggot lmao you were virtue signalling as anti-war when biden started helping out ukraine which btw all of congress rubberstamped all "aid packages" for them when they came up

Lmao isnt it great being illegal immigrant. Get to use everything american and not pay taxes and not get drafted into the jews wars

>>129936552
Bro... you're literally being deported...

>>129936205
Are they enlisted? Are they serving right now?