the last OP was better
turtles are cooler than your favorite model of guitar

File: download.jpg (47.1 KB)

47.1 KB JPG

Me in the back

>>130001399
black in back

yi yi yi liiiive action
-turtle man

File: IMG_1401.jpg (1012 KB)

1012 KB JPG

he’ck yeah Tele Thursday but tfw been playin me Strat and Rick more

Best tuning playing doom, drone, gothic, death/doom, sludge, southern metal, etc?
C standard? B standard? C#? A? What gauge will I need for that on my Gibson?

any tuning besides standard is cope
you have a bassist don't you

>>130001399
thought he was on the shitter for a sec

>>130001436
Stinkvay Malmstink

>>130001423
You need a maple board tele with SS, none of those count. Sorry, I don't make the rules

I only order from Sweetwater so I know non-Whites haven't touched the gear I order

File: 1000029538.jpg (998.8 KB)

998.8 KB JPG

Setting up the new board

>>130001524
Maybe eventually but I just prefer 60s spec Teles with generally lower output and brighter pickups and rosewood boards

Patch cable to straight to instrument cable to connect a pedal to my amp?

>buckbrokenanon
Lol

>new troll, stale material

File: Spitfire Tort.jpg (1.5 MB)

1.5 MB JPG

Vintera III Mustang in Oly white looks dope ngl.

new voca snow with distortion and no sense of rhythm or tone
https://voca.ro/1h22d6l554ZG

>>130001802
>that bridge
not very vintage correct

>>130001802
liminal guitar
https://voca.ro/1cs0wF9rJ2kd

>want to buy nicer guitar
>keep spending money on gear

>>130001857
At least you'll have big muscles
https://voca.ro/1f2d9i6CFMFj

>>130001802
Vintera IIIs all look pretty good, I just wish they were cheaper for MIM guitars

File: Vert.jpg (1.6 MB)

1.6 MB JPG

>>130001824
All my homies hate vintage correct offset bridges.

First for DeArmond

One-way Malmo Street

>>130001399
A lot of people have no idea how easy it is to play fast , once you do 3 things: scallop your neck, 008 strings, tune half step flat.

scalloped fretless guitar

File: 753_gg_lpspesh_redhb1.jpg (555.3 KB)

555.3 KB JPG

>>130001377
is a gibson les paul special a good guitar?

>>130002088
Best Paul Special

>>130002088
it’s good enough

File: 1000029539.jpg (698.4 KB)

698.4 KB JPG

It's done youtube time

What pedal should I get the BOSS OD3 or SD-1W?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-NBeLkOZvU
I really like the tone of the lead guitar in this track if that's any indicator which I should get

classical guitar is so cool. I actually have room to play a B major barre chord

>>130002120
can you expand on that plz?

>>130002232
its a stripped down les paul with no bells and whistles. but bells and whistles are snake oil

>>130002232
only a Gibson is good enough

>>130002067
Anything less than 10s is a wet noodle territory.

>>130001802
AI

Which guitar keeps the pussy wet and the dick hard?

>>130001802
why does it have so many switches what does it think it is a jag

>>130001589
i genuinely thought everyone could do this. i'm thinking of Highway Star right now, I can hear everything including what the singer's voice sounds like and the tone of the guitars and i haven't listened to that song in at least a year

7.25 and small frets vs 9.5 radius and tall frets? I want a Jazzmaster and the options are basically old style round board and small frets or new style less round board and taller frets.

>>130002342
just played it on spotify and my memory has the correct pitch too. i've gotta take advantage of this

>>130002319
Ibanez rg550

jazz master vs jaguar?

>>130002405
jaguar by a mile. say it aint so was recorded on a jag and it sounds great. never heard a recording with a jazzmaster that sounded great

>>130002405
Star

File: IMG_7578.jpg (46.4 KB)

46.4 KB JPG

>>130002342
It depends on how solipsistic you are. Sometimes I go through life and think, “damn how do people NOT know/do [thing]?” It breeds a lot of resentment and I’ve heard on many occasions throughout my life, “why you ALWAYS have to be right?”
>much sad

I try to give the benefit of the doubt, like maybe they’re concealing their intelligence or they don’t have the words for it. But then I see people racing to fill sports stadiums and wait in traffic for hours afterwards, and think “this world was not made for me.” Wrestling is popular; studying esoteric philosophy is not.

I shudder to think what it must be like an adult without these abilities. Or, to never cultivate them… there was a time in my youth where things suddenly clicked and the pursuit of knowledge became an all-encompassing thing (and still is). Without that, I guess it made sense that people would quote Friends and Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes at one another. Or fall for self-aggrandizing hip hop.

Case in point:
https://youtu.be/mtK6pdUKmio

>my slimepothesis
I think auditory recall can be honed. For “Highway Star”, I can hear the opening bass timbre dropping down the octave with a fill, the organ solos, the screaming, but here’s an exercise: could you deviate from that?

For example, what would it sound like slowed down? How about jumping up a key? What about sung by a female?

This could be cultivated.

They say memory is faulty but damned if I can’t hear the first notes of “Highway Star”
>i membah “Rock and Roll Racing” was a sick game with a killer soundtrack

>>130002405
Jazzmaster by a mile. Say It Aint So has been played on a billion Stratocasters and nobody noticed the difference. Nothing else get that distinctive JM jangle.

>>130002566
so the real answer is the Stratocaster, I agree

all Fender guitars sound the same

>>130002351
Whichever feels more comfortable to you. Inform yourself about it and try them out before you buy.

>>130002561
you're just an enneagram 5 personality type not everyone is wired the same way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Dh1LRz2Ro
Be honest, they sounded almost the same

>>130001693
what?

>>130002825
can'tplay mcfat

File: 183022859573622.jpg (133.3 KB)

133.3 KB JPG

>>130002405
JM
>>130002351
7.25 and vintage frets

>>130002920
Post your voca thats better than the demo he played

File: dod_looking_glass.jpg (303.2 KB)

303.2 KB JPG

>>130002825
for me it's the Looking Glass

>truss rod under the pickguard
I'll pass

What pedal should I get the BOSS OD3 or SD-1W?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-NBeLkOZvU
I really like the tone of the lead guitar in this track if that's any indicator which I should get

>>130003385
Leo got it right end of story

> got a squire cv tele for $400
> got a fret job for $100
> got top shelf pickups for $300 and soldered them myself, basically replaced all electronics and wiring and installed a 4way switch for another $30 for parts
> Now it sounds and plays better than a $2500 guitar.

It was that easy im actually amazed how good it turned out. Thank God for that guy from YouTube that proved that pickups is the only thing that matters in sound.

>>130003421
Get the cheaper one.

File: 4cc82jsoud831.jpg (80.2 KB)

80.2 KB JPG

>>130002561

>>130003466
keep tellin urself that lil man

>>130003438
Did you read that on Leo.com?

>>130003466
its actually all in the fingers.

https://voca.ro/1isF3iwBraZG

https://voca.ro/1fNY8jglZIss

Anyone of you ever had problems buying guitars on reverb from overseas countries?

>>130003531
I am ready to die for a billion dollar multi national corporation. I question your loyalty to anything….

>>130003438
But Leo moved the truss rod...

https://voca.ro/1oi495gIBMgL

>>130003603
calmdown.com

>>130003527
this

File: aimee-mann-1985.jpg (68.3 KB)

68.3 KB JPG

>>130003594
nope

I really did not think looping would be cool but it is very fun to experiment with what note I can layer on top of each other

>>130003472
There's only a $35 difference, I just want to know what sounds the most like that tone

File: 1776274244788027.jpg (43.6 KB)

43.6 KB JPG

Word on Reddit has it that ABBA passed away of cholesterol induced heart attack, is there any truth to the rumor?

leo... leo fender are you there, I feel your spiritual energy in the thread right now, give me a sign!?

leo is in hell for all eternity for calling it a tremolo bar

My playing got featured on an app
When do I headline Bonaroo?

Vocaroo, live transmission
Vocaroo, live transmission

>>130004257
https://voca.ro/11PIQu1QZfiR

https://voca.ro/17JVZWcmtADE

Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to the Vocaroo
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to the Vocaroo
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to the Vocaroo
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to the Vocaroo

>>130004257
cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe to the vocaroo

File: GodinArena.png (476.2 KB)

476.2 KB PNG

The only way I can go in my guitar collection is a 'good' classical. Recs?

im dancing and cringing now what

>>130004361
Well when it comes to classical guitars and nylon strings in general you really want to not cheap out on the wood and the top don't get a laminate you want something nice and lightweight for when you inevitably throw the piece of shit into the trash

>muh classical guitars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDoXhRd_vzo

>>130001423
>Two cheap guitars and one expensive guitar
>Indian made amp shilled by fucking British YouTubers
>Another amp so cheap it remains covered up
>Shitty pedals
I expected no more from /gg/.

>>130004361
Like any other classical instrument you have to spend a ridiculous amount of money for a good instrument
You should buy a student one so you don't waste money on an instrument that isn't really the same as electric guitar

I wish I bought a nice classical guitar instead of prostitutes, booze, and fast food https://litter.catbox.moe/6txpvp.mp4

>>130004385
same song but a hollow body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRpLuKbYzsc

>>130004385
>>130004414
both sound trash

>>130004414
>>130004385
both sound godlike

File: 1772294768991965.png (380.4 KB)

380.4 KB PNG

>string hoard starts running low
>look online at Thomastik Infelds
>current prices

Now that we all agree that poly>nitro, what is the next boomer guitar myth to bust?
3-piece > 1-piece necks
gigbags > hardcase
wound-G > plain-G

File: ernie ball.jpg (131.3 KB)

131.3 KB JPG

>look online at 3 pack of Ernie Balls
>still affordable
>still the string 100 percent of famous guitar players use

>>130004618
None of this shit matters
Shut up and play guitar

>>130003466
doubt it. I have 6 fenders and a squier CV it's very obviously cheap feeling, just the neck makes it obvious it's cheap

for me its posting vocaroos of dubious quality to be ignored. Schrodingers voca if you will it exists but nobody listens to it.

real eyes realize real lies
https://voca.ro/170udtKwGWwe

i forgot how boring these threads are. might be different if anyone here could play but nope, same as the last time i was here. just wall to wall delusion and/or attention seeking. its just so pathetic

>>130004816
let's hear you play

>>130004816
While what you said is true for some of us replying to text on a screen is as close to having friends as we're ever going to get.

>>130004823
he just said he couldn't learn to read

>>130004844
kek

File: Naked_guitar_gentlemen.jpg (53 KB)

53 KB JPG

this could be us but you're playing games instead

>>130004909
Man, I laughed but not because what you posted was funny, I laughed because you thought it was funny but it wasn't.

I'm laughing at you instead of with you but I'm sure you're used to it by this point in your life so I'm not going to go out of my way to feel guilty about it.

It's probably something like a special needs issue on your part so I doubt you could comprehend the subtle difference anyway.

>>130004789
I listen to every.single.one

>>130004909
remember blink?

>>130004964
why? you can't be bothered to find a more interesting way to waste your life? they say sometimes internet memes aren't really memes at all. like the one about those grey npc soijacks in this specific circumstance

>>130005012
im a gger of culture

your opinions don't affect me, but feel free to continue seething

>>130005050
>low IQ memespeak response
lol yeah that tracks at least

>>130004963
r*ddit spacing lol

>the name disappears
>a flurry of seethe posts immediately begin to drop
Uh oh, someone touched a nerve lmao

it still begs for my attention, but I will only grant that to voca tributes

away with you, you human gnat. You typing roach.

lol look at how mad you made him holy fuck

>>130005082
>>130005109
You might get angry too if you realized you were being ridiculed because you had an intellectual disadvantage that you couldn't help.

The overripe fruit was just hanging too low, I lost my self-control.
>#noregrets

>>130004640
>says it doesn't matter
>tells me to play guitar, where it really matters
Go back to opinion T-ball, son. You're out of your league.

fat shitposting retard is a valued member of these forums

you'd better not post your gear if you're going to spit on this community.

^
>seething so hard he stopped replying
>like an angry woman
it's just too funny lmao

all i know is you should stick to guitar because i can hear the fedora when you talk

>>130005212
>like an angry woman
The key word here is "like".

Learn to recognize tranny coded behaviour, anon. On this site it's become a necessity.

why are you guys fighting?
I like the jokes better than the fighting stop fighting jeez or you better take a nap ur cranky
https://voca.ro/1lUJtFkfSDqo

>>130005234
This guy gives the same vibe as zuckerberg in photos

>>130005233
its one guy arguing with himself in some sort of meta attempt at humor

>>130005233
>shitposting retard
...aaaaaaaaaand filtered! Bye bye!

File: okay-then-that-was-always-allowed-gif-for-conversation-v0-7me-6RpFEjCoNFIUzP3ZCWplOweysUnSFYFkAjvEh88.png (45.8 KB)

45.8 KB PNG

>it took him this long
https://voca.ro/1jmqyasnL9MH

>>130005245
more people should do that desu

Well at least I don't reply to myself ;)
https://voca.ro/1aRsEPaFmTrf

>>130005245
He's the best thing these threads have going for them and that's saying a lot.

>>130005234
>>130005241
>posted the same ol' boring bait yet again
no, but it is funny that you came up with this since you realized being able to play guitar wasn't ever going to be feasible lmao

Uh... guitar? Anybody? Hello!? Is this thing on?
>*tap tap*

https://voca.ro/1lBykqM1TJho

I miss mountain

>>130005287
>I missed some text on a screen I tried to replace having an actual social life or human interaction with

I wish I could say it's interesting but it's not.

File: kzxeaamphs8jdlogurlx.jpg (162.4 KB)

162.4 KB JPG

>>130005272
I'm really good at guitar though, you must have me mixed up with someone else

>>130005325
>posts pic of his guitar
>it's never once been played
>not a single mark, smudge, or fingerprint on it because it's literally never been touched
lmfao, yep
i'm in /gg/ alright

>>130005234
my butt is fartin'

I like to take care of my things.
What can I tell you?

>post a worn down beaten up guitar
>lmfao poorfag get a REAL guitar like me
>post a properly cleaned up one
>lmfao poser, it's not even played

>i do anything and everything possible to avoid actually playing guitar or making music
we know

File: IMG_20240609_023449586.jpg (3.6 MB)

3.6 MB JPG

here's a shitter guitar I own I have more of these than nice ones

Classic Japanese frets. Should have saved up more and bought a made in USA instrument

>>130005445
>here's some fretwear this guitar had when I bought it used

You're just digging the hole deeper, Anon. Someone laughing at the fact that you don't play bothers you is all anyone needs to know.

>>130005405
The funny part is both of the guitars you described wouldn't ever get played by the regular Anons in /gg/. One would just be some dirty shit a 3rd worlder would have because he couldn't afford anything better and the second one would be something owned by some morbidly obese Amerimutt because he had some expendable cash.

Both would be exclusively used for picture taking and online attention seeking instead of getting played.

implying you're 'someone' okay. you're just a burn victim nigger, we've been through this before. sorry your fingers got fused together and you can't shred

>tell the truth to some no playing loser
>the resident tranny proceeds to seethe uncontrollably
it will never not be funny lmao

This thread has suddenly become dangerously based, what gives?

File: SamFox.jpg (71.2 KB)

71.2 KB JPG

I have an American guitar with a misspelling on the label.

>>130005512
>all the small details you start to notice when you can't play it
How many hours have you gone over it with a magnifying glass at this point?

Maybe if you weren't so cynical you'd get some bitches on your dick.
https://voca.ro/12vc7CWT6ttI

>... huh!! me?!
>....pffftt!! my time is split between begging for attention on 4chan and staring at the logo written on the headstock of my guitar
>that leaves no time for practice or playing music, silly! there are only so many hours in the day, you know!!

Believe me, it shows.

https://voca.ro/1619p5dPNaLa

guys out here fighting strawmen and still losing somehow
https://voca.ro/1jW2tRgY4fK3

I'm just having a laugh at your expense, calm down. Given that you live here and never leave because the same thing happens to you every time you go outside I'd imagine you should be used to it by now.

I'll let you two work it out and try again later
https://voca.ro/1elMeWNySkpt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

>thread now completely emptied out
>the other two attention starved ngmi losers hauled ass
You keep talking to yourself though, maybe I'll come back later to make you mad by laughing about your shut-in situation lol

What is he talking about?

https://voca.ro/1jCDfaEdBoqe

>dead general
>dead board
>dead website
fr tho 4chan is cooked ngl

Anyone can play guitar. Even Thom Yorke

Coining the term Yamahannukah right now, it's a flexible holiday, any day when you get a new guitar from Yamaha (such as the Revstar) or any day you enjoy playing a Yamaha guitar.

>>130005855
>>130005855
>another unsuccessful attempt at quirk chungus reddit tier humor

Once again I'm laughing at you instead of with you. By all means carry on though lmao

File: what causes this.png (91.4 KB)

91.4 KB PNG

>be me
>evertroonfag
>get temp b& for hecking trolling because redditors called for mods

I still require Jazz/Bluesanon's chords and leads to chug over.

>https://vocaroo.com/1hmwRiY4H2UK

Also just put my humidipak memes in a tupperware with a hot, wet sponge so they rehydrate before going back into my guitar cases. If you don't do this, you're retarded.

>>130006029
>>be me
>>troon
>>fag
truer words have never been spoken

File: 1766985617317528.jpg (30.9 KB)

30.9 KB JPG

>>130005940

>>130005714
pretty good

>>130006029
>a screenshot of your own post replying to yourself because no one else cared

It's so sad and pitiful that it ends up becoming unintentionally hilarious.

>>130006029
I was wondering where did you go, had to dig a thread or two back. Hopefully these are more workable for you, and you can always rearrange them in your own style.

>>129980591
@evertune ni/gg/a just a different strum pattern for the B Major thing merged in one file. 3 parts -
just the loop, clean wank, then a plain jane arpeggio + distorted wank
https://voca.ro/14HAA3qOYvwc

>>130005573
>>130004322
Nice
>>130005282
Damn nice shit man

>>130006029
cool i like the bass tone in this more tho

>>130006215
>I was wondering where did you go
try this in english next time

Funny how? I mean whats funny about that? Let me understand this maybe its me maybe im a little fucked up, But I'm funny how I mean I'm funny like a clown I amuse you I'm here to make you laugh? How am I funny? How the fuck am I funny what the fuck is so funny about me huh tell me?

File: Shark-1920x1080.jpg (107.4 KB)

107.4 KB JPG

Evertune is funny but not as funny as whatever Shark guitars is doing

>>130006351
what the fuck

File: A4921A1A-12F3-41AE-AFA1-5CC59E8AB1B8.jpg (134.4 KB)

134.4 KB JPG

>>130005714
>>130006141
I'm sorry but I had to take a screenshot of this, it's just too perfect.

Schizophrenia's one hell of a mental illness.

File: into the spiderverse.jpg (66.1 KB)

66.1 KB JPG

>>130006215
I haven't listened to it yet, I'll try to cobble something together over the weekend. Got educationing to do, but I should still have time.

>>130006221
Thanks. It's just muh warlock with EMG 40s and a preset of Aurora DSP's Gorilla.

>>130006187
>One of the redditors who has cried to the mods for two threads straight
What causes this?

>>130006351
What the fuck? Is this a built in synth in the guitar? Soundcards attached to the pickups for extra fuckery?

>>130002775
>enneagram
Agreed, but I’m pretty assertive not withdrawn. I used to work for a few different moving companies and cab companies, and what you’d hear from people or see behind closed doors would shock you.
>getting back to the original point
I think musicians or those wanting to attain these abilities are best served by developing your mind’s ear. Whether it’s possible for you is another matter. I think you can fake it by going wheedle-wheedle and hoping no one calls you out on it.

>>130006458
It's two effects cards controls for them even more extra shit like compression and batteries

>>130006556
That sounds kind of neat if you're after sound fuckery. Makes me wonder why you wouldn't just use pedals or punch your guitar signal through a synthesizer, however.

>>130006382
>this entire thread is just one lonely schizo babbling incoherently to himself for hours at a time
yes see >>130005242
it's common knowledge

>>130006585
this is him btw>>130006574 >>130006556 >>130006458 >>130006351
he'll come up with some retarded bullshit no one could possibly give a fuck about and spam replies to himself. he's so deranged that he legitimately thinks no one can tell. it's like watching a dog chase its tail go around in circles

File: deez nuts hah got em.png (37.4 KB)

37.4 KB PNG

>>130006600
>picrel
>the only two posts are more talking about the wacky fx cards guitar


WHAT. CAUSES. THIS?

>>130006585
>slime here
It’s either that or listening to Fender reps doing their guerilla marketing tactics. Not everything has to be a CERTIFIED SLIME EFFORT POST™ but I just post for cool discourse to up my abilities and shoot the shit with the real ni/gg/as.

Like, I haven’t heard of enneagram stuff since my last hippie ex-gf, but some dude did correct me on the ABRSM methodology so that’s appreciated
>daddy slime can be wrong but I still loooooove you™

>>130006574
Going through pedals seems way more convenient than having to look around on the back of your guitar to fiddle with this and that and remember which cards are in at what time

>>130006623
>the boomer bridge fags are losing their grip on reality
It has been days since the evertrooners last posting in /gg/, dude.

>>130006632
That, and the placement on the back makes me think it'd be easy to nudge some knobs and switches around if you move around too much while playing.

>>130006585
>>130006600
>these two posts sets the schizo off
Kek

File: 20260413_103150.jpg (514.1 KB)

514.1 KB JPG

>>130006638
>>130006652
I still can't believe that playing two more strings and having a particular bridge manages to piss people off to this degree. I knew it was going to rustle someone, but not this much.

File: IMG_5886.jpg (177 KB)

177 KB JPG

How many times is he going to teach the same lesson

>>130006705
Dont worry, dont compare, don’t expect too fast, and be kind to yourself

>>130006713
That's a cope

>>130006705
as many as it takes i guess

>are more talking about
ffs see >>130006296
>>130006652
at least it interrupted the fake conversation he's having with himself for a moment >>130006646 >>130006632

File: is this fender behaviour.png (30.8 KB)

30.8 KB PNG

>>130006729
>I'm just refreshing the thread to see how often he schizos out and suspects other Anons of being me

>>130006729
>turns out the attention starved schizo is also an ESL 3rd worlder

You couldn't write a funnier comedic bit if you tried lol

>>130006705
Dude loves his aged white

File: istockphoto-2176663767-612x612.jpg (23.7 KB)

23.7 KB JPG

>>130006600
>>130006623
>>130006729
>>130006740
Jesus Christ, this is getting grim.

>>130006705
probably just as many times as you've replied to yourself after this post, schizo

Got this down on bass and vocals
https://youtu.be/wwvLlEtxX3o?si=tEO-TJ7bnTqKwbKY
Got this bassline down
https://youtu.be/v0Uc6ZWDF3c?si=YmL5ViAvQwPJGLFs
Practicing bass, rhythm guitar, and vocals
https://youtu.be/JiaZDQjsbuw?si=xVUnx2QbgFPJBQW_
Learning these basslines
https://youtu.be/WM8bTdBs-cw?si=wz3IOxf5dCWzmA2J
https://youtu.be/qdlQyNe_9tE?si=27Di2QCAT3Iek9d2

>evertrooner returns
>fags sperg
>reply to multiple posts to expose the samefagging schizo evertrooner
>it turns out the only schizos are the fags sperging out after one post by evertroonfag

I hate all of you.

Why'd the conversation you were having with yourself about the synth guitar suddenly stop, Anon?

So you got called out for samefagging?So what? Nothing has changed except the fact that you were talking to yourself is now noticeable, right?

I mean, why should that stop you?

LMFAO

File: Letty_Guitar-Shooting_01-e1473746841123.jpg (177.7 KB)

177.7 KB JPG

Is a foot stool worth the investment?

File: smug loli waifu.png (336.3 KB)

336.3 KB PNG

I'm starting to understand why I got a widdle temp b& if me just posting once or twice manages to trigger psychosis to this degree. Pretty funny though btdubs desu

>inb4 giant post replying to every post itt to try and expose me as being the only poster itt

>>130006870
If you play classical position, yeah. It's comfy. I prop my foot up on one of the feet of my desk chair, works just as well.

>>130006870
>>130006897
>schizo just goes right back to replying to himself again
sad isn't it

File: broken gibson headstock.png (23 KB)

23 KB PNG

>>130006908
Stop replying to yourself, me. At least do it right, retard.

>>130006908
Well no one else wants to respond to him so... this is his solution to that problem?

File: Screenshot 2026-04-17 075538.png (128.7 KB)

128.7 KB PNG

>>130006908
Fuck off retard

>the synth guitar samefagging will never return
Feels bad man

File: maxresdefault.jpg (139 KB)

139 KB JPG

>>130006908
>>130006925
>>130006928
This is now going from grim to hilarious. Dilate right now.

>samefagger BIG MAD now

>>130006870
Wah pedal does that

it’s kind of refreshing, this new flavor of schizophrenia

>we shit on each other all the time because we're dudes
>some other dude gets so assblasted by evertunefag he actually reports him
/gg/ Gay Guys

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3Ul5UBB6U#
This video was actually so useful. This loop station is very cool. I'm sad I need to spend my morning driving to the mechanic instead of playing. I'm only halfway done tho

Highly entertaining thread, I must say. For me anyway.

>the unlikely hero slime redirects the conversation back to GUITAR ffs

Check out this performance from ROBBIE BASHO (skip to 1:00 to avoid the joo and black liberal windowdressing):

https://youtu.be/MukkEJr9BFc?si=NgzcqDJYXs2Al6h9

>OTHER BASHO BANGERS:
https://youtu.be/QPe8gLe8OXk?si=0kimlZClENgg7XOz

https://youtu.be/mFjkdjb7WNs?si=za0MfzF5bUkRGtV3

https://youtu.be/YYaGChm8RWw?si=Ct3VHNmkguJTJylQ

that’s the guy that got banned for posting cartoon robot porn right

File: kpjpom-7morgan.png (181.7 KB)

181.7 KB PNG

>one or two posts
>entire thread has devolved into two camps claiming the other one is schizoing the fuck out
>all of this because of le 8 string with le modern bridge chan, pointy basses and the faggot spider
>it started several threads ago
Honestly, I don't care if evertroonfag has samefagged or not because this motherfucker has caused some lasting damage beyond anything anyone samefagging could cause.

>>130006963
>keep repeating some stupid name that you gave yourself hoping someone would care enough to start repeating it with you
>but no one does
>because no one cares
lol this is actually the funniest fail itt so far

>>130007007
got a qrd? I'm very confused, is it just 2 retards fighting?

yeah sorry I just don’t respond to metal posters so idk what all this hooplah is about

hee hee her

130007011
>schizo thinks everyone is the same poster
kek
go practice my guy

>>130007023
it’s they/them chud

Guitars are kinda passe now, ain't they?

Schecter Stiletto Stealth bass, yes or no?

>>130007041
No, he's right. But you keep posting the retarded name you made up for yourself, it's not sad or pathetic at all.

>>130007061
They are coming back in big way. That is they would if zoomers' attention span wasnt fried by social media.

>>130007019
>evertroonfag posts his 8 string with an evertune
>a couple of trem and fixed bridge fags try to shit on him because evertune bad
>back and forth ensues
>evertroonfag reveals he has two extra pointy bc rich basses
>one of the trem and fixed bridge fags dares evertroonfag to post vocaroo
>evertroonfag posts vocaroos of himself playing boomer blues scale metal, death metal, industrial metal with synths and some proggy faggotry while talking like a MAGAtard
>half the thread schizos out and calls it AI music
>other half farms the lulz of evertroonfag's baiting and switching
>some more retardation not worth mentioning
>new thread
>evertroonfag posts a picture of his 8 string's fretboard
>an anon gets rustled already
>evertroonfag posts full pic of his 8 string with a pink sweater or some shit with the hazbin homotel gay spider
>anon fucking loses it
>same bullshit ensues
>anon thinks evertroonfag is everyone who is replying to evertroonfag and everyone who evertroonfag is replying to must be evertroonfag
>wankanon responds to evertroonfag's boomer blues metal with his noodling
>they start to send vocas back and forth and playing over eachother's recordings
>anons think this wankanon must also be evertroonfag even if evertroonfag is a metal player with an 8 string with an evertune and therefore cannot into chords
>evertroonfag gets temp banned because anons got this fucking assblasted
>evertroonfag returns ITT
>makes a handful of posts, asks for wankanon
>wankanon throws him some more wank for evertroonfag to work with
>anons resume sperging the fuck out and assuming everyone but them is evertroonfag
>they assume everyone but them is evertroonfag even after evertroonfag and other anons post their (you)s to prove they're engaging in unmedicated behaviour
>you are here

It's honestly fucking impressive.

>>130007080
>when you have no life to speak of
based shut-in

>>130007080
thanks for the write up, you've got a good memory lol
is it just me or am i sensing a mild homosexual vibe?

>>130007097
oh there’s a reason he rembers

File: got em.png (36.3 KB)

36.3 KB PNG

I'm honestly starting to feel a little bad.

>>130007089
It was funny and provided good keks.

>>130007097
Tomorrow is saturday, so yes.

Nobody wants to talk pedals...

>>130007126
I don't use 'em because I'm an amp sim fag nowadays.

>>130007108
>rembers

Just remember Anons: if you ever wonder if you're a loser or not just ask yourself one question
>have you ever written out a wall of text no one ever read where you talk about some samefagging you did that no one in the entire world gives a fuck about

If the answer is yes? Well...

interesting it appears writeanon is being mislabeled as evertoon or wankanon just as he foretold

>>130007126
start talking then, recent/ fave?

>>130007189
>english is hard sarr

>the archetype of the thread archivist who always has a 60% chance of appearing when shit like this happens is labelled as another figment of the schizo's imagination
>lasting damage
I'm thinking a two weeks hospital stay with frequent dilation, numbing cream and surgery to reverse the prolapse.

>>130007215
>sarr pleese sarr me speak gooder

File: IMG_1046.jpg (682.5 KB)

682.5 KB JPG

>>130007080

What a dogshit thread. I'm out.

>>130007240
See you in 5 minutes

>>130007240
heh heh heh das p phunee ngl

File: Misery.png (292.3 KB)

292.3 KB PNG

>>130007080
>can't into chords because metal player
Yep.

>>130007257
Feel my power.

But seriously though, what happened to the synth guitar discussion?

>>130007266
EVERTROONFAG had to ABANDON IT because he was CALLED OUT by SCHIZOANON and if YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, then YOU will ABANDON it TOO because otherwise, YOU will TURN INTO EVERTROONFAG TOO!

you dumbasses can't really be this stupid, can you?

>>130007302
It's one schizo faggot
You see why this place died now

>tfw i misdirect them with my ri/gg/ht hand
>while i make it disappear with my left
in the /gg/ame we call it ma/gg/ic heh heh

Autism aside, lemme post some 2000s dollar store static-x tier bullshit I've been throwing together. Dunno what to do for the chorus.

>https://vocaroo.com/1jBVoFYr1dgZ
>tfw can't sing so need to deal with the ego of a singer at some point

File: IMG_20260417_150233[1].jpg (351.6 KB)

351.6 KB JPG

boomers - your response?

do you guys like synths?

>>130007393
erm i thought he had an 8 string ur a fake buddy

>>130007393
Evertroonfag here. I'm now going to spend two threads schizoing out because I don't like the Fishman pickups in your guitar.

>>130007392
>be me
>see vocaroo posted
>could listen easily
>literally all i'd have to do is touch my screen and open the vocaroo to listen to it
>don't care enough to even bother doing that
>no one else does either
this is your reality, how does it make you feel?

File: 1690721261841804.png (348.5 KB)

348.5 KB PNG

>>130007447
>touch screen
>phonefag

thread theme
https://youtu.be/PscAZyOMGiA?si=MlGXXG7aGbB-wM_8

>>130007061
>slime's got his read on the pulse of THE STATE OF GUITAR (and all analog stuff)
>PREPARE YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER SLIME EFFORT POST MASTERPIECE

We're already seeing the major backlash against social media, dumbed-down culture, and best of all, a rejection of modernity/efficiency culture.
>praise god

Young people realize that the Internet is a rigged game of bots that's reached its saturation point versus its wildwest Libertarian free-for-all roots; therefore, they pivot to the real world. They intuit (rightly so) that having real skills like blue-collar labor and physical prowess (muscles, skills) is recession-proof.
>simple as

Guitar is one such path. You can have an entire repertoire of culture to draw from (ie. recorded music, classical tradition) and recontextualize to fit today's paradigm, and it gives you a gateway to stuff that's real. While stupid zoomers are looksmaxxing for instant short-term gains, women know about the rarity of MUSICIANSHIP. It's not something you can just decide to do one day and start monetizing.

It takes at least 1,000 hours to get any type of proficiency on an instrument, and several more to understand how to position/market yourself as a person that can whip out an instrument, play a song, and add VALUE to interaction.
>No one ever said, "On my deathbed, can you play me that Instagram reel on repeat? I loved that when I was a younger man."
They will say, however, "can you play me 'Wagon Wheel'?"
>cringe I know, but normies will always be with us

{CONTINUED}

I didnt read that wall of text can we just chill?

>{CONTINUED}
don't continue shit you lil bitch

>>130007392
Has that kinda shit, kinda good, kinda boring, kinda groovy feel of Static-X so mission accomplished.

>>130007447
I listened to it just because of your post. How does it make you feel?

>>130007481
{CUNTINUED}
>dripping wet

Even back in slime's prime women-hunting days (still am, just they call me "daddy" now), I'd catch women watching my hands and remarking, "It's incredibly sexy to see how skilled your hands are." And while there's the meme of "dude who brought a guitar to a party", my buddies and I used to invade parties along SE Hawthorne and Belmont (PDX) and start playing Misfits tunes.
>free booze and makeout sessions with rando ladies

That being said, guitar is a "solved" instrument. Unless it is modified (like a 7-string), you only have so many methods that are novel. The percussive Preston Reed/Kaki King stuff tends to be the virtuoso wall on acoustic, electric seems to oscillate to djent and Wulfpeck (jooos), and even that Clavicular dude was a judge for a dude playing guitar.
>they didn't believe sweeppicking was "real", highlighting my point:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/848J76rRYXs

You can see Indian strivers try to blend ragas or other elements to recontextualize guitar, but Zoomers/Zoomettes are looking for something real.

>>130007488
shoo shoo loosherharvester

>>130007490
I am solving the captcha, zoomie
>no attention span
Listen to your "elders"... plapping your sister, your mom (who's my age), and your former girlfriend as of a minute ago)

>>130007447
Really though, voca links should have page view numbers displayed so people could see how few times their recordings are listened to.

>>130007508
I just downvoted your post :o)

>>130007508
I just upvoted your post :o)

>>130007541
>slime just updooted, rendering your efforts useless like everything else you do
heee heee heee

>>130007504
Fedora fag

Now say the name you gave yourself like Chris Chan again, entertain me.

evertranny?

>>130007447
>this post got more responses than the voca post did
BASED

>>130007589
are you talking to yourself or directing this towards someone in particular?

If you need to address insults, it helps to click the post ID
>once selected, it appears in your reply
This helps clear up confusion and doesn't waste the time of effort posters who are looking for arthoes and guitar-based excellence.
>THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Having more than 7 strings is a huge red flag

>monkey dance
>monkey prance
>monkey rants in its underpants

>evertroonfag hasnt said anything in a while
>schizo keeps sperging out over him

File: DSC08293_1200x.jpg (242.7 KB)

242.7 KB JPG

What you should have instead of an 8 string:

So are you enjoying talking to yourself?

>>130007715
are you enjoying interjecting people whom you assume are talking to themselves?
>you don't exist unless they do
pretty beta brahhhh

>pure unadulterated ma/gg/ic™

>>130002192
Once again asking for help on this

>>130007772
try google i'm busy

>>130007772
Consider what they do and decide with your ears
https://youtu.be/w__tl6Wqt9M

>>130007772
A rat

>>130007794
thats a distortion not super overdrive

File: IMG_7774.jpg (52.4 KB)

52.4 KB JPG

>>130007808

>>130007780
>>130007822
Best we could do, yep yep yep.

>>130004392
lol yeah

>>130002192
https://www.bing.com/search?q=What+pedal+should+I+get+the+BOSS+OD3+or+SD-1W%3F&form=QBLH&sp=-1&lq=0&pq=what+pedal+should+i+get+the+boss+od3+or+sd-1w%3F&sc=0-46&qs=n&sk=&cvid=3B993AE477764DD0BC72E8A1677AB501

I forgot these threads existed. I think I'll try to forget again.

>>130007902
>bingfag

den try forgettin' DIS DIQ N YA MOUF NIGGA

File: yandere waifu finds you minusculely amusing.jpg (51.5 KB)

51.5 KB JPG

>haven't posted in hours
>the schizo never stopped schizoing out

I still feel bad, but that's also just funny at this point. I'll check back later.

>>130007923
Duckduckgo is owned by a jew

ahem: 7 string Jazzmaster with an evertune and fishman pickups with a pride sticker on it

>>130007937
>haven't posted in hours
nobody noticed nobody cares