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Why are they so hated?
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Which "they" do you mean? People who don't shave their body hair before a race? Wrap around shades? Team Lidl? White people? White males? You're asking why people hate white males? Please understand not everyone can read minds here.
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First negative interaction was on a paved bike path, me n a girlfriend were chilling on beach cruisers and out of nowhere some dude barks in all caps ON YERRR LEFTTT and like 15 of them flew by at mach 1 in their spandex and speedos or whatever, narrowing missing us on this narrow 1 lane bike path area. Totally uncalled for, this was the era where roadies were dying for Strava times lol
Another instance, around a campground with buddies on MTBs, going to the other area of the park, and an old man barks at us "EVERYONES ON THEIR GADDMAHMN iPOD" buddy had headphones on and we're chilling taking up most of a street/ road lane in a nearly EMPTY campground
And later years, seeing them in their spandex speedos at cafes and breweries, they earned every bit of their reputation
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>>2066029
So you were on a narrow two way path, taking up the entire width of the path with your fat ass and your fat girlfriend, and other people were wrong for wanting to also use the path? And doubly wrong for politely announcing their presence since you were completely oblivious? Perhaps they should have just knocked you down.
And years later you're still seething. Nice self awareness there, bucko.
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>>2066019
>>if you ride according to the law, nobody cares
i was biking this morning and some dude in a van flashed his high beams at me. i had lights, properly aimed, wearing a bright colored jacket, and was far on the shoulder as possible. and this dipshit flashes his highs at me
an he did it a LOT too, it was the kind of lights where the highs and normal/low are separate assemblies, bro put on a little rave for me and then as he was almost out of my view kept his highs on. i checked my mirror and there was no driver behind me. he was 100% flashing at ME
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>>2066029
>we're chilling taking up most of a street/ road lane
so someone else wants to use a part of the street being monopolized by a bunch of stoned mtb dudebros, and he's not allowed to harsh your fucking mellow?
get some self awareness and grow the fuck up, jesus christ
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>>2066057
Strava is bigger than ever, but they made a feature to report "dangerous segments" which means you can still track your time but if enough people tag a segment as dangerous it no longer displays KOMs for those segments. Meaning you can't see how your time measured up against the local freds. That pretty much eliminated the "stravasshole" problem overnight since all the dickheads trying to break the world record on your local MUP are only doing that on actual roads, where they're far less likely to collide with any grannies or toddlers or dogs.
I do not think op is complaining about stravassholes per se, I think he's just a clueless sperg who doesn't think about the possibility that other people are using the same path.
t. got rid of all the stravassholes in my local park that I have to go through on my usual route
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>>2066016
>Why are they so hated?
You man a pro racing peloton on a traffic blocked race track?
They are not hated. Infact major cycling events such as the Tour the France are among the most popular sporting events in existance.
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>>2066016
>Go 20mph on a 50mph road, blocking an entire lane
>Blow through stop signs, even if there's other traffic that should have the right of way
>Mow down pedestrians in a crosswalk because the light is red and you choose to identify as foot traffic momentarily
>Entire personality is riding a bike, act smugly superior to anyone that doesn't share the hobby
>Wear skin-tight clothing like you're in the Tour de France and need to shave every ounce of drag for every neighborhood ride
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>>2066120
>blocking an entire lane
Are you talking about the drivers who do this every time I'm trying to go full SAFA down a mountain and I have to ride behind some jackass in a cage riding his brakes because he chose the wrong form of transportation?
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>>2066016
They're hated because fat people and lazy people driving cars irrationally get angry when they're stuck in traffic and see a healthier and happier person cruise on ahead on their bicycle on the empty shoulder or designated lane.
>tl;dr fatties mad they're fat
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>>2066016
because they act like they're hot shit on the road and online yet behave like pic rel the moment they touch your door with a knee while cutting you off and never fucking stop.
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>>2066016
The ones that are really hated are those that are basically cager-attitute in lycra. Most people aren't like that, but the people who are really hack everyone else off.
They'd be entitled dicks if they were in cars. They'd be entitled dicks if they were in planes or boats. They'd be entitled dicks if they were on goddamn pogo sticks. But it happens they're the entitled dicks on bikes.