>>1492611
BEAT ME TO IT

OH BOY WE'RE GOING TO IRAN NEXT

https://apnews.com/article/iran-us-explosion-tehran-c2f11247d8a66e36929266f2c557a54c

Trump had wanted a deal to constrain Iran’s nuclear program, and he sees an opportunity while the country is struggling at home with growing dissent following nationwide protests. Iran had hoped to avert a war, but maintains it has the right to enrich uranium and does not want to discuss other issues, like its long-range missile program or support for armed groups like Hamas and Hezbollah.


It wasn’t immediately clear if Iran would immediately strike back, but it had warned that American military personnel and bases spread across the region would be targets for any retaliation.

Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz described the attack as being done “to remove threats.” He did not immediately elaborate.


THE THREAT IS YOU DIGGING INTO THE EPSTEIN LISTS, GOYIM. YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT THIS BY THE CHOSEN PEOPLE OF GALILEE

>>1492612
>BEAT ME TO IT
Sorry. It's off hours, I thought I was the only one on /news/.

>>1492613
It's good, you got the same thing across anyway.

>>1492611
>>1492612
Israeli security source: Attack on Iran is a joint US, Israeli operation
>An Israeli security source says the attack under way in Iran is a joint US-Israel operation, Israel’s Channel 12 reports.
>The unconfirmed report says one of the targets is an Iranian presidential facility.
>It cites Iranian opposition reports that homes of Iranian leaders are being targeted.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/israeli-security-sources-attack-on-iran-is-a-joint-us-israeli-operation/

WE'RE GOING TO WAR. BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS

>>1492616
I hope Trump is enough of a dumbass to start trying to draft people

>>1492617
It'd be based. War has a way of teaching men the most important lesson, that of violence and power, which is something zoomers must learn like the youth of Russia has learned.

Iran has been waging a proxy war against Israel for decades. They even have a clock in Tehran counting down to Israel's destruction. Don't even get me started on the number of Ukrainians who have been killed by Iran's Shahed drones. This is simply the inevitable conclusion to Iran's shenanigans. They've sown the wind, now they get to reap the nuclear whirlwind!

>>1492611
The president of peace.

Flooding the zone even more

>>1492619
based, I trust you've volunteered for the landing force then, right? the goyim need to deal in the real world for the chosen people.

>>1492619
And this is MY problem why exactly?

>>1492624
You're on /news/, it's your problem directly because it's news

Afghanistan re-run already? How many zogbots will be thrown in the meatgrinder before the next puppet government is abandoned?

>>1492611
>Feb 29th
There's only 28 days this year.

>>1492611
>And here we... Go!
Knew it was coming. Literally the only terrible part about Trump being in office is his support for Pissrael.
I know opinions differ on this matter with seething euros leading the anti-Trump charge from foreign lands like New India around the Toronto area, and the Bongish Isles. The fags that don't live in the US really need to shut the fuck up cause they've been lied to by literal fags because they're butthurt their team (whose maximum destruction of the US platform is obvious to those who live here) they lost and it was HER fucking turn (her being Hillary Clinton whose husband is a rapist and she hasn't divorced).

>>1492634
On the plus side, I don't think Trump is going to do any reforms like we tried with Iraq or Afghanistan. In theory, we have a 'moral obligation' according to the UN to provide upkeep and stability for any nations we invade... guess which president doesn't give a fuck about UN charters. I'm hopeful that we've learned from our mistakes, trying to nation build and install democracies abroad, and will just focus on blowing shit up and leaving.

>>1492634
>>1492635
Ow, the edge.

>>1492634
It also follows the Russian playbook of launching an invasion right after the Olympics, which they've done twice recently with Crimea and Ukraine.
Once again trump cannot escape Putin.

>>1492631
The news article is from the Future!

>>1492611
>The United States and Israel launched military strikes against Iran on Feb. 29

um, it's only the 28th sweatie. Tomorrow is March 1st. If you're gonna post AI bullshit, check the dates.

>>1492611
Why didn't you just copy/paste the article instead of typing it out manually and fucking up the date?

What on earth do you stand to gain from that stupidity?

>>1492640
>usatoday.com
>ai

By my count, President Trump has earned at least two Nobel peace prizes. He helped liberate Venezuelans from their corruprt leader and, indeed, the real Nobel prize winner offered it to Trump.

Now he is helping to liberate young Iranians from their corrupt leader.

>>1492642
>February 29th

>>1492644
So yell at the reporter who made the article.

>>1492616
>>1492612
>"we're going to iran"
>even though it's just an air bombing campaign
yawn
iran will retaliate with missile launches against israel, qatar, kuwait and saudi arabia like last time; the US and israel will launch more strikes, and so on until a deal is reached.
this isn't Iraq 2.0

>>1492643
>He helped liberate Venezuelans from their corruprt leader
Yeah because I remember when North Korea was liberated with Kim Jong-Il died.

>>1492645
the article is correct. it says February 28th. OP posted the article but changed the date to February 29th. I'm trying to figure out why.

>>1492619
>against Israel
against the United States*
they've been attacking americans since the 1983 Beirut barracks bombings

>>1492612
Fuck!
The neocon did it....
He really fucking did it.....
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/02/28/trump-major-combat-operations-underway-against-iran/

>>1492650
>the article is correct. it says February 28th.
The article is correct now that it was updated.
> OP posted the article but changed the date to February 29th.
No, I copy/pasted the article before they corrected it.
>I'm trying to figure out why.
You're right. I'm clearly trying to gaslight you into believing we're in an alternate timeline where leap year falls on 2026. Ya got me!

Dumb fucking retard.

>>1492651
Why do you feel like other countries don't have a right to protect themselves against foreign aggression?

most kiked admin in history FAMS

>>1492652
Neocons are ant-war, tardo. Didn't I just post the fucking Wiki for you? Did you not read it?

>>1492670
>Neocons are ant-war, tardo.
I wonder what goes through the cum-soaked brain of republicans when they type out such retarded shit like this

neo-cons were literally the only ones trying to drag us into war in the middle east.

>>1492685
>I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
I can tell.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoconservatism
>Neoconservatism can also be traced back to political and social conflicts of the late 1960s, particularly the 1967 Six-Day War in the Middle East and the 1968 New York City teachers' strike. These events contributed to a political realignment among these liberals, many of whom became disenchanted with segments of the left that they viewed as increasingly radical or intolerant

>neo-cons were literally the only ones trying to drag us into war in the middle east.
Which neocons?
>During the 1990s, neoconservatives were once again opposed to the foreign policy establishment, both during the Republican Administration of President George H. W. Bush and that of his Democratic successor, President Bill Clinton. Many critics charged that the neoconservatives lost their influence as a result of the end of the Soviet Union.

>>1492670
Leftist say that we say we are anti-war like this is some own, but we have always been anti-dumb war. War is actually incredibly based. It is the greatest expression of all conservative beliefs. It is the only way that young men learn how to be real men, a lesson needed more than ever in these times. But the war has to fought right against the right enemies. We don't believe in fighting with one hand behind our backs to win the heart and minds of the enemy. We believe that you should go in, flatten everything, loot the country for all it is worth, and then leave. The few who remain should FEAR you forever like a boogieman. That is how you fight a good war.

>>1492744
You only started believing war was cool when Trump started talking about invading Canada and Greenland.

>>1492744
>Civil war of deporting illegals
Interesting anti-dumb war.
The last time it was the browns.
Perhaps you should read the link there.
Democraps are attempting to relive the (bad parts of the) 60s.

I really wish we could wage war for ourselves instead of obeying the sheenies and their every command.
At least all those 1 dte Lockheed stocks will pay out.

>>1492744
Is that why we're striking schools? All you people can do is just vice signal. It's all
>I'm so evil and edgy, here is my origin story about how I used to be a good boy but then woman did woman stuff to me in middle school so now I am the Joker.

>>1492763
If you dont want to burn it all down after seeing the clown world happening around you than you belong in an insane camp. Life is shit. The world is shit. Its all just one big shitty joke so why not see it end on a big fucking punchline. I hope when I die it will be big and hilarious like a nuclear war starting by accident. That is the only way to end this clown show.

>>1492744
>Guy who has never been on the ground of any conflict in his life
Just go play video games instead you edgy bastard.

>>1492763
>I'm so evil and edgy, here is my origin story about how I used to be a good boy but then woman did woman stuff to me in middle school so now I am the Joker.
That explains why you're a fag.

>>1492763
The school strike is so blatantly fake news. They've been ordered to shelter in place and you're telling me all the parents just shipped their daughters to school that morning? lol. Lmao.

>only source is al Jazeera

>>1492787
It would be based if it were true.

Is this the same country Reagan sent arms to in exchange for Carter's hostages?

Good job, everybody.

>>1492787
it probably is true. If they only sent kids to school when there weren't bombings, the kids would never attend school.

There are people out golfing every day in Lebanon. Israel bombs them and they golf courses are still open for business. These people aren't soft like the rest of us. They are nothing like us.

The West will fall atthe first hint of trouble. We can't even handle a little rough weather. The third world laughs at our weakness.

>>1492787
Oh shut the fuck up, you fucking jew

>>1492611
This sack of shit dictator just dragged the entire country into another forever war based on nothing but his own desires. America doesn't want this, congress didn't approve of this, he didn't even fucking try to sell this to the American people, he just did it, because he does not give a single shit about any of that, because he views himself as king.
America has fallen. The enemy within conquered us without firing a shot.

>>1492839
>The enemy within
Israel.

>>1492839
Seems like it's over to me.

>Khamenei is dead, Trump says
>"Khamenei, one of the most evil people in History, is dead," US President Donald Trump writes on Truth Social.
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn5ge95q6y7t?post=asset%3A4bf0ecce-f1d3-4865-9207-33961d11c41f#post

>>1492844
You can drop "forever" from that statement and it wouldn't be much better.

>>1492847
Well see what happens next. But the Ayotollah is dead. So it doesn't seem like a war, it's more of an assassination.
Maybe if your Russia government would've done the same it wouldn't be embroiled in a forever war, Ivan.

>>1492853
Didn't Trump say that Americans were likely going to die in this, "but it'd be worth it?" Doesn't sound like an assassination to me.
>Maybe if your Russia government would've done the same it wouldn't be embroiled in a forever war, Ivan.
Well this is a first. The hell you calling me an Ivan for? Lamenting how effortlessly fascists have taken over the US doesn't sound like Russian propaganda to me.

>>1492861
Well how many Americans or Israelis died in these airstrikes?
How many planes did Iran shoot down?

>>1492865
>Guys how many people have died in a one day operation
Also Israel is like, actively getting bombed right now. At least one confirmed death, probably will be a lot more as missiles occasionally get through.

>>1492866
Okay, so how many Americans died in the aftermath of the one day operation in Venezuela?
In the following week, the following month.

>>1492870
Are you just now realizing that America and Israel invent a pretense to commit warcrimes?

>>1492870
>B-b-but my "regime change" that basically achieved identical results to if Maduro just had a heart attack
It's actually really easy to do a single thing and then leave before retaliation starts. The issue is that also usually doesn't do anything particularly game changing.

>>1492839
>This sack of shit dictator just dragged the entire country into another forever war based on nothing but his own desires. America doesn't want this, congress didn't approve of this, he didn't even fucking try to sell this to the American people, he just did it, because he does not give a single shit about any of that, because he views himself as king.
And THIS is coming from the same people who wanted to go to war with Russia not five minutes ago. Let that sink in. They wanted Kamala to win and drag us into an actual long-term war with a nuclear power that would result in US casualties. Now they're crying and stomping their feet, talking about how "America doesn't want this".

>>1492925
Good post

>>1492925
Spare me the head-canon, schizo. Trump's bombing whoever the fuck he wants, America doesn't want that, that's objective reality.

>>1492925
Well it's a good thing then that our greatest military might is finally waking up from its 85 year slumber..

>>1492925
>2025: "Trump is the no new wars president! We love this!"
>2026: "War Trump is based! You pussy liberals scared to go to war now?? We love war!"

There's no way this isn't tiring for you.

>>1492932
>>1492944
>noooooo you can't have zero casualty strikes on leadership that are over with in less than a day! You have to send thousands of US troops to their death fighting a country that has nukes!

>>1492946
There's just no universe in which you people deserve to be taken seriously. Trump himself spent the entirety of his first presidency blasting Obama for his actions in Syria and military presence in the middle east and you're here applauding the same thing a few years later because its your guy that did it. You people flooded this board with "TRUMP IS THE NO NEW WARS PRESIDENT" for months and then completely flipped as soon as he changed his mind. You have no principals or values beyond compulsively defending anything Trump does.

>>1492948
>This sack of shit dictator just dragged the entire country into another forever war
>But it's not MY forever war so it's bad! Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Shut up, faggot.

>>1492949
> us - greenland/denmark
> us - nato (if greenland/danmark attack)
> us - europe (tax)
> us - venezuela
> us - mexico
> us - Iran (before 2025)
> us - Iran now

Pick your poison brother

>>1492949
Ukraine was shit because it was a waste of money, could get the US nuked, and showed us how desperate the EU is to manipulate the US.
Iran is shit because all of the above, except this time it's Israel, and America is opening itself up to more domestic terrorism.
Once Israel secures its strategic safety it will break ties with the US, ally itself with India, and do the same thing to the US it does to every nation it thinks is a potential future threat: destabilize it.

Folks I'm really scared. I'm high so I have super analysis turned on and I'm really smart, but I just read in the UK daily mail that Iranians in London are out protesting AGAINST this war. Jeremy corbyn is with them.

But asmongolds watching it on the news and EVERYONE in Iran is cheering and happy about it.

So why are those inside happy he's dead but those away from him are angry? That doesn't make sense! I mean, I really want to emphasise how much this disturbs me. Thinking you had your keys and then going back in and finding them on the dresser is something you'd say "that doesn't make any sense" to. You wouldn't say it about a complete vice versa mind fuck like this.

Why are immigrants sad about it but those in Iran aren't? Why would you leave if you supported the ayatollah? I thought maybe they were expelled blcos they're criminals but then that doesn't make sense cos then they'd be happy he's dead. I mean, any way you look at it that doesn't make sense!

It is impossible, it can't be that emmigrants would be sad their leaders dead. So either the news footage is fake ofr the daily mail is fake. Or third, the emmigrants are some kind of paid mob. But why would that be? Oh shit, did ayatollah maybe pay his most ardent supporters money to go and fuck UP OTHER COUNTRIES HOLY SHIT THAT'S IT I FIGURED IT OUT! FUCK!

This entire Western migration and sabotage by mudslimes is cos Iran, the center of global terror, had done it! So holy fucking shit trump is right! Now he's dead probably we can actually have World peace, the filth will get deported or hopefully we'll be allowed to kill them, and that's that!

But... What if they don't leave and the West allows them to stay, and then the most backwards ass mudslimes start fucking up our countries? Oh shit that could happen man. Fuck! What should I do? What can we all do?

Folks folks, there are literally videos on YouTube now titled "protests erupt in London over US and Israel Air strikes",

So you'd think that's bad right? They're against the war? But I watched it and it wasn't that! They were ANTI Iran protestors!

So fuck shit! The news is literally, genuinely honestly lying to us and on purpose! I thought when people said the news lies that they meant they slightly embellished, like saying there were 500 protestors when there were only 250. OK that's fine. It makes it a bit more exciting, bit they're actually deliberately saying something is something it's not!

But then that means if all those people are actually anti Iran then the ayatollah COULDN'T have sent them to the West, which means they could genuinely be refugees! And so shit, that means they aren't scum bags! And we SHOULD help them and take money from the rich to do it.

But then wait, why were there so many fucking rapes and shit by Muslims in the UK? Why are so many of them outright nuts? Mate I'm confused as fuck! What is what?!

Hey, remember when Trump wouldn't shut the fuck up about how Obama was for sure going to start a war with Iran because it was the only way he could stay in power?

>>1492611
slava iran

>>1492959
It's just a "special military operation" like putin did 4 years ago, it doesn't count

>>1492946
You are genuinely retarded if you think Iran is over because the literal man on death's door got bombed. He has literally over 80 successors.

>>1492972
And you think we only killed him? Might want to read that Tharallah Headquarters Unveiled memo by the UANI. It's more or less a play-by-play on how we took out Iran's leadership, who was targeted, and why.

>>1492861
>Didn't Trump say that Americans were likely going to die in this, "but it'd be worth it?" Doesn't sound like an assassination to me.
No idea. But to be fair I don't listen to every single word Trump says so I can get my daily TDS dopamine hit. I haven't been addicted to seething constantly for the past decade.
In fact, I barely ever listen to Trump speak.
In fact, the last political speech I watch was when Joe Biden made a speech to a parking lot filled brand new Jeep Gladiators.
> Lamenting how effortlessly fascists have taken over the US doesn't sound like Russian propaganda to me.
After Biden, and considering that progressivism (totalitarianism) is in bloom in the US, fascism is starting to sound pretty damned good.
Man let's do it.
But to be fair, Democrats seem closer to actual fascists than Trump.
>Democrats are the real fascists1111!!!111
They have many traits in common to be certain.

>>1492865
Hey so, update now that it's been 24 hours: at least 3 US troops are now dead.

>>1492946
>you can't have zero casualty strikes on leadership
3 US troops were killed already you fucking retard.

>You have to send thousands of US troops to their death fighting a country that has nukes!
Oh so they suddenly have nukes again? I thought their nuclear program was annihilated beyond repair half a year ago and anyone saying otherwise was bordering on committing treason?

>>1492981
Why would you use a term coined and pushed by pedophiles? You know people are still going to be pushing for the Epstein list to be fully released given even with trump's cover up attempt, he's implicated in raping 2 kids, Jane Doe #4 and Katie Johnson.

>>1492981
You're repping a pedophile.

>>1493057
So are you.

>>1492981
>I am proud of not knowing the opinions of the person I helped elect to dictate my future. I am an unbelievable moron, and society would be better off if I had a heart attack.

>>1493071
>progressivism (totalitarianism)
>fascism is starting to sound pretty damned good
>Democrats seem closer to actual fascists than Trump
MAGAs are proud of their ignorance, yes. They love being wholeheartedly wrong about basic things. I don't know why.

>>1493078
Racism sounds good too.
And Democrats just want absolute power over everyone.
Here's an old article on Progressives that lays out the case
https://www.forbes.com/sites/ralphbenko/2014/01/13/are-todays-progressives-actually-totalitarians/

>>1493089
That's fucking retarded.

>>1493089
Case in point.

>>1493093
The truth stings

So far the war is going great! We are winning hard.
Their president is dead
Their pesky navy is sunk
The irgc can't handle the stress

>>1492839
>forever war
not really, there is no invasion

>>1493102
That isn't the truth stinging, that's just your brain struggling to process a thought.

>Trump just admitted to killing the candidates they were planning on taking over the Iranian government because they were struck by the first initial attack
I don't. I can't. What?

>>1492839
I don't think it'll be a forever war. We'll bomb them a lot and kill a lot of people and just completely ruin the country, than Trump will go "I win!" and pull out.
Still an atrocity, though.

>>1492839
You dipshit retards called it a forever war when he decapitated Venezuela as well.
There isn't a single soldier out there who wasn't already deployed, and not a single boot in Iran is ours

There is no forever war outside of your echo chamber clamoring for a happening

>>1493167
You suck a mean dick, shill anon. I sure wish I was a billionaire

>>1493169
You sucked the dick of government controlling every aspect of our lives during covid
You had no problem with law enforcement wearing masks 4 years ago so I don't believe you when you say it is a problem now

>>1493170
>Quick pivot to another talking point

>>1493167
Accurate

>>1492611
>Bret Baier
@BretBaier
8h
The Gulf Cooperation Council of Arab States (GCC) - signals they may start “aggressive operations” in response to Iranian attacks on member states — a signal Saudi Arabia, UAE and others are prepared to take offensive military action against Iran to defend their security.
"They will take all necessary measures to defend their security and stability and protect their territories, citizens, and residents, including the option of responding to the aggression."
I guess the Iranian second-strike strategy of launching missiles at all of their neighbors isn't working out very well for them