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Why are there no themed tracks irl? I want to larp as crash bandicoot while I drive.
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safety
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>>28857680
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I'm sure there are Mario kart themed places
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>no theme
>rallies exist
>Meteora exists
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>>28857681
Someone post the webm where that guy indoor low speed karting gets his fingers/hand ripped off when someone rams him.
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>>28857723
One of the most kino settings in motorsport
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>>28857723
>no goombahs
>no koopah troopers
Trash!
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>>28857755
They are called Greeks
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Holy fuark OP just develop your own game a this point.
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>>28857727
am i remembering wrong or is there like an edit or a repaint where the cliff in the background is some big fucked up monster? like simon stalenhag style art. surely someone knows what i mean
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>>28857662
if you street race the track is themed around society decaying to it's lowest point
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>>28857828
It's cool to play wiggerkart 64 every now and then but sometimes I want to see a cowboy or a pirate
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>>28857828
wow... the worldbuilding in this city is immaculate. it makes me really feel like im in a late-stage corporate dystopia on the brink of completely plummeting into the third world
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>>28857851
24 hours of lemons bro
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>>28857851
and here's your cowboy
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>>28857901
>>28857904
Alright that's fucking badass. Jannies delete this thread NOW NOW NOWW!!!
Berification not bequired.
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>>28857919
they let anyone race
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ANYONE
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>>28857926
The upside down 4th gen camaro is stunning
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>>28857927
*plows you out the way*
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barber motorsports park


It has insect statues scattered around the track, skeletons in the elevator, and a mannequin on a bridge that fell onto the track during Indycar a few years ago.
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>>28858344
I love going there on race days. They sometimes have hundreds super-rare rust-free old sports and supercars that spectators bring to make a corral on stuff like big GT3 races. I've seen cars there that I've seen nowhere else. Rich people bring RVs worth a mil+ with all sorts of gaudy fancy stuff. Then you can go in the museum and check out the bikes.
The track also has tons of quick elevation changes.
Good times.
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>>28857662
>I want to larp as crash bandicoot while I drive
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It wouldn't exactly be rocket science to make a pirate or medieval themed karting track. Not sure how much normies would give a fuck though?
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>>28857662
Fuck that takes me back. I played that game so much. I still can hear the mummy curse sound effects.
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>>28857927
I wonder how bad a moke has to be to turn it into Scoop?
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>>28857727
Imagine walking out to grab some groceries in that house.
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>>28857662
How autistic is it that even at the right age of like 8 years old, when playing this game, I knew that weight reduction was key in motorsport so I always raced with the bare chassis?
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>>28857727
>FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
>ONLY FOR YOU
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>>28857904
>>28857901
Cringe and extremely reddit.
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>Take naturally unsafe sport
>Load it up with so much saftey regulation that the fun gets taken out of it
Every time. Can't even take motorcycles on the burgerking ring anymore (busses, however, are okay somehow.)
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>>28862120
you can take them on special bike days
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