>>28857795
As long as she works in finance or real estate that's on brand.

>>28857795
Sausage dogs are the white man’s dog

>>28857811
I thought that was the Golden Retriever or Blood Hound.

>>28857811
Americans literally killed 99% of these sausage dogs during WW1 to spite the germans lmao, they roamed the northeast USA in the tens of millions prior
>inb4 source

>>28857795
my GF prefers BMW

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is this the thread?

>>28857795
literaly anyone who prefers audi over bmw/mb is cringe

>>28857795
>Is there anything more cringe than a woman
FTFY

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>>28857795
Well yes ofc that would be a dude who wants to buy an audi.
I will make an exception for those weird older ones with the 5cyl turbos and the AWD and whatnot

Only girl I knew with an audi was pretty hot

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>>28858135
Damn right. The 5 pot 2.2L was a fucking solid engine with great sound.

Not including the disgusting CIS fuel system but that shit can be replaced

>>28857942
That whole Dachshund-hatred was fucking bizarre, first off this isn't even the quintessential german dog-breed, the German Shepard is and secondly there are way more popular german breeds like the Doberman, Rottweiler, Boxer, Schnauzer, Poodle and Great Dane that all got ignored obviously because the Dachshund was an easier target to bully.

>>28858194
Basically americans are retarded

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>>28858194
well they can't bully the German Shepherd® because well you know... they kinda use them?

>>28857795
Yes. A woman comedian.

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the forbidden dachshund

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>they took this from you

>>28858809
on its way to the badger-playground

>>28857795
Fuck yankikes, I love wiener dogs

>>28857811
dachsunds are actually fucking evil.
they were breed to kill varmints and they will not get along with anything.
if you put a dachsund in a pit with a fucking raccoon it will not retreat untill its entire face is clawed off.
they're fucking evil man-made animals

>>28857795
>Is there anything more cringe than a woman who wants to buy an audi?
Yes. A busrider who cares about what cars other people like and buy

>>28859988
t. tranny with a glorified VW Passat

>>28857795
A man who wants to buy an Audi.

>>28857811
I love my mini

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>>28860156
Post a pic. Here’s my last sausage. I had 3 at one time.

>>28858654
Your pic is a belgian malinois, dipshit. Shepards are disfavored now because of all the health issues.

>>28860039
>t. tranny with a glorified VW Passat
And you think that's a riposte? No wonder you get agitated by other people's car choices.

>>28860184
Sadly many people cannot tell the difference. And +1 your comment - if you look at old pictures of GSD and compare them to today you can see how the breeders have fucked the breed in the search for some retarded aesthetics

>>28860184
The show breeds have poor health, but the working breeds, or straight back ones are apparently much healthier.
I want a great Dane though, but I know that's too much dog for me to handle

>>28857795
Worse, she wants a Q3/5

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>>28860164
Here my best boi

>>28858194
>disgraceful political tool
Considered that Kaiser Wilhelm II own like two dachshund

>>28857811
>Valerie, an 8-pound dachshund, gained media attention after surviving 529 days in wilderness. In November 2023, Valerie went missing from her owners in Kangaroo Island, South Australia. Despite extensive searches by her owners and locals, she was not found. Approximately 500 days after her disappearance, sightings of Valerie emerged. A volunteer rescue effort was coordinated by conservationists, which spanned more than 1,000 hours and covered more than 3,000 miles to capture the elusive pet dog. Valerie was finally caught alive and well in April 2025. It is hypothesized Valerie has survived remote conditions by subsisting on small carrion and fecal matter.
Very trvke!

>>28857795
Of course, women don't know it's a VW, they think it is a luxury car.

>>28860184
That's not why. The working lines are fine. Maligators simply btfo all the others in every aspect except dog fighting which isn't relevant. They're also smaller which is super useful if you need to para jump with a dog or need to use it to clear tunnels (you do).

I'd rather have a beauceron over any other though tbqhwy.

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>>28859949
Idk man, we have 4 of them and they won’t even harm a squirrel. They all fit into the back of our A6, too.
>>28860164
Cute, my sister had one who looked a lot like this guy
>>28861780
Based

Dog: the vehicle edition

Get a Volkswagen diesel-powered passenger car

>>28857811
they were bred by poors to hunt gophers and mice because those were the only animals their aristocratic lords would allow them to hunt.

>>28858194
That image is from 1917. at the time most of your listed breeds either didn't exist or were only just starting to appear. Dachshunds were the quintessential German dog back then, like bulldogs for England and bull terriers for America.

>>28861896
Long hairs are fruity looking. I call them fruit rats

>>28858573
Pretty much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn2oxKTV94M

>>28863519
>>28858809
>bulldogs for England and bull terriers
Ancestor of shitbull

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>fur baby containment thread
let me guess, you let them inside and all over your furniture too? Not even mudslim but dogs deserve to be outside.

>>28860770
The ultimate riposte is you joining the 41% with your ilk.

>>28864429
Dogs deserve to be exterminated.
Except my mom's dog. He's alright.