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Is it cringe or kino?
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Extremely cringe
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>>28857997
Both.
I'm glad it exists, but it's ugly and dumb.
But what else was Elon gonna design?
Another 15ft high 1/2 ton with 12 headlights and a grill for a front end?
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cringe, look at me, tryhard, false promises, nazi salute at the presidential inauguration, maga pedo fascism on wheels.

notice how there is never a family of 4 driving around in it, it's always a single dude.
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>>28858005
It's not even a 1/4 ton. It's in the same class as a Maverick, Ridgeline or that Hyundai thing. It's just a crossover.
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Tesla became popular by designing electric vehicles that were more just like normal cars than their competition.
Then they made this retarded loudly designed hunk of shit.
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>>28858010
So, light for an EV?
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>>28858009
>it’s cringe because [list of reasons why it’s based]
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>aluminum frame in a cargo vehicle
lame
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>>28857997
Seems like a kino camper vehicle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqxubJJ9LMQ
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>>28858001
>>28858009
The fact that this car makes troons and the other TDS, EDS people like you seething mad makes me want to buy and drive it anymore.
lets not forget less than a decade ago you tards were sucking Elons dick over his EVs.
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I want one.
It's kino. It's the only cyberpunk themed car, that's my favorite genre.
The fact that people hate on it makes me want it even more.
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>>28858009
>It's always a single dude
Facts, they don't even haul any friends in those garbage trucks.

Let's not forget
STEER BY WIRE
WITH INPUT DELAY
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>>28858086
Do it
buy the overpriced ugly piece of shit to own the libs
You won't regret it
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>>28858086
>makes me want to buy and drive it anymore. lets not forget

your ESL is glowing
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The front is glued on.
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>>28858781
Already have
Libs do an amazing job of owning themselves.
Imagine getting your Jimmy's so rustled over "muh ELON/ORAN MAN" becuase A LITTERAL EV drives past you.
This is why you people lose.
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>>28859220
>if you don't like the cybertruck you must be some kinda heckin communist
lmao
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>>28859220
America fought for years against Nazis, then Trump brings Elon to the inauguration to throw Nazi salutes, and then for 100 days after Trump ran around saying I love Teslur and Elon is a great guy.

It's not a Lib thing. It's an American thing. You cannot love America and love someone that loves Nazis. It doesn't work.
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>>28858800
seeing how there are no screws and rivets... yeah of course it is.
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>>28857997
>Cybertruck
>Is it cringe or kino?
At first I didn't understand it, I was looking at it through the wrong frame, but now, because of retards like >>28858009 and >>28859251
I understand it and think it's totally kino.
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>>28857997
It's kino. It's one of the few concept cars to ever get to the mass market with minimal changes. What retard goes and says
>I wish my car were a 1988 shitbox like every other car
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>>28859277
>>28859297
SAMEFAG
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>>28858005
>I'm glad it exists, but it's ugly and dumb.
came here to post this
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>>28859251
Elon was loved by "MUH HEKIN SCIENCE" libs and redditors back when he was WITH THE OBAMA admin!. But you troons conveniently forget that because everything changed when "red team vs blue team" and suddenly everyone hated Elon because he didn't gaf about saying nono words.
Also the fact you people still compare anything of what's going to "Nazis" just shows how out of touch you are. Actual fascism (not the imagined kind) is desperately needed and in reality the current admin holds back.
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>>28857997
Ultra cringe. It is hilarious when they pull up to meets though
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>>28859334
You wish. I'd like mine in white.
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>>28857997
I don't know who it was made for. Faggots hate it because of musk and truck. Retards hate it because it's electric. Swap a 12 valve or ls in it though and maybe it'll be saveable.
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>>28857997
I appreciate the fact that they were DARING in the design, trying something completely new no compromises on the original idea.

It's too bad the original idea LOOKS LIKE FUCKING DOGSHIT, and it's built like fucking dogshit, and it's still useless as a Truck since its of course electric.

So yeah, I appreciate the modus operandi and general "Fuck you I'll build what I want" mindset, which we should see more often in the automotive industry, but not the execution.
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>>28858005
>Another 15ft high 1/2 ton with 12 headlights and a grill for a front end
... Yes?
Why did the cybertruck "need" to be different? All his other cars are completely uninteresting unoriginal, no personality no character. And it's not just ugly, it's form over function. The bed is completely useless as it is, and who the hell ever heard of a tonneau cover that blocks your window when you use it?
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>>28859446
>in white.
Patina wrap 4 me
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>>28859518
It's because Elon is a heckin quirk chungus with infinite money and the ability to fire anyone that tells him no
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>>28859593
I know that. My comment is directed at the people who say things like "it's better that they made it unique even if it's ugly than something boring".
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Saw one yesterday parked in front of a low-T clinic in Pasadena.
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Very cringe but the target customers are all just a bunch of dorks just like Elon who want to feel like they live in Blade Runner. I've never once seen one actually have stuff in the bed. It's cringe but the dorks can have their fun I guess.
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Love mine, sick of the government ruining diesel engines with shitty emission devices but I also want luxury and performance when I'm traveling so I refuse to go back to pre-emission
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>>28858053
How the fuck so? It doesn't have enough range to even make it into the mountains. Not to mention it's terrible off road and you risk bricking it in the middle of nowhere if it rains. Also any vehicle that requires a RTT to sleep in or on it shouldn't exist.
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>>28858800
>Break something
>Woah it broke! :o
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>>28859520
I still am dying to see someone wrap it with the source engine missing texture checkerboard pattern.
Please, one of you retards do it already
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>>28857997
It's kino but in a cringe way, like that brony documentary where a psychologist blames 9/11 for manchildren.
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>>28857997
I just saw of these on the highway doing 60 in the left lane getting right side rage passed by a prius, so I have to say "cringe".
Why do people pay for horsepower they don't use?
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>>28857997
Most redpilled vehicle in the world
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>>28860483
because it's a big heavy bitch with expensive tires that it will happily shred to pieces
also it will snap its rear tie rods in a 35mph collision
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>>28857997
If you have to ask if it's kino, it's not kino.

If you have to ask if it's cringe, it's cringe.
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>>28857997
Ugly like musk.
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>>28857997
https://x.com/sonirw/status/2027297212007624802
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>>28859251
Waving your right hand isn't a "nazi salute". You're a mindless drone that repeats whatever nonsense your jewish handler tells you. Jorge Soros has closed his Tesla shorts. You don't have to be mad at Tesla anymore. Go find your handler and update your marching orders.
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>>28857997
best car i've ever driven, hope it sticks around
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>>28858005
>>28859335
Same. Like, I don't want to own one, but I'm glad that SOMEONE is making something other than retarded white or black SUVs and another boring ass truck, all with the same features.
Also something can be ugly and kino at the same time. They are not mutually exclusive. If people in this thread don't understand that, they're retarded.
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>>28857997
ever since driving one, all other turks seem so lame. All the fake pleather, wood grain bullshit that no one cares about, all the plastic chrome and software that needs a daily reboot to even function properly.
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>>28860608
>I'll just blatantly exaggerate to be cool.
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>>28861275
your lies arent going to work here.
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>>28858053
whoever came up with the idea for a "tent-that-goes-on-a-car" that costs several $k which only benefit over a "tent" is shittier mpg must be commended
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>>28861479
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>>28861300
>exaggerate >>28858002
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>>28857997
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-BPuRGRtWR4
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>>28857997
Kino as fuck.
1,000 mpg.
900 HP.
Bullet proof.
Embarras rappers in their niggermobiles.
Young girls dig it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZn8UoCrKgU
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>>28861479
Based.
Negro fatigue is going mainstream.
What are we going to do with them, though?
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>>28861481
You don't camp.
Tent
>takes forever to set up and breakdown
>sleeping on the wet lumpy ground with bugs and animals
Okay then just sleep in the car
>all equipment has to be stored on top of the car now
>pain in the ass to access multiple times per day especially heavy stuff
>even worse mpg because box is bigger
>more prone to theft
Meanwhile rooftentchads have a nice easily erectable and collapsible tent that folds down nicely into a sleek little self contained box, good for sleeping inall conditions, all equipment stored safely and easily accessibly in the car
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>>28857997

I say kino for the cope and seethe it causes. I'd never own one myself because they aren't as good as a standard combustion engine. They're a modern day DeLorean.
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>>28857997
If I saw someone driving this I would push him into a locker. Thankfully nobody in my country is retarded enough to buy scam products like this.
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>>28861927
>takes forever
if you're a double amputee, or setting your tent up the first time yes, it's several minutes otherwise
if you can't rotate a cow in your mind it's much harder though, so I can see how it can be challenging
>wet lumpy ground vs. hard aluminium floor
you need an air mattress regardless, what's the point
>>equipment
>>heavy stuff
>getting a gay overpriced single purpose tent box
>just to be limited to car "camping"
a rather obese point of view, but I get it, not everyone can backpack. It's much easier to just not consider any situations other than driving to a spot and then rolling the lard out of the car to "camp"
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>>28862113
bro just really hates the very concept of convenience. there's an easier way to do something? fuck that i actually prefer doing it the harder way because that's just how much of a masculine alpha male man i am who definitely isn't insecure about anything
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>>28862159
>a foot thick single purpose 200 pound box for several $k that takes 2 people to install/remove
>to optimize away 10 min of light exercise in nature camp setting
>it's inconceivable that anyone would decline this "very concept of convenience"
it's interesting that you've brought up a concept of insecurity, is there anything you're ashamed of (like your weight)
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>>28857997
kino because it causes faggots like them >>28858001>>28858009
to seethe
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>>28862168
go buy the overpriced shitheap to make everyone seethe
do it
you won't regret it
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>>28861929
???
Deloreans were slow, this is by far the fastest truck ever built.
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>>28862167
don't you think if i was overweight then i wouldn't want to climb a flimsy narrow little ladder to get on top of my car? wouldn't a fat person prefer staying on the ground as much as possible? would an overweight person even go camping in the first place?
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>>28862323
>don't you think if i was overweight then i wouldn't want to climb a flimsy narrow little ladder to get on top of my car? wouldn't a fat person prefer staying on the ground as much as possible?
surely a person as good at calculating for convenience as you would see that climbing 5 steps up and down a few times is still less strenuous than setting up and taking down the normal tent
you just need to spend a few grand and pay a "fat faggot" subscription in the form of reduced MPG
>would an overweight person even go camping in the first place?
now I *know* that you don't camp at all
car/van camping spots are at least 30% populated by fatasses that are all big fans of the "very concept of convenience" and don't want to trouble themselves even with a short hike
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>>28862339
if you actually camped then you would know you don't climb a ladder to access a roof box. you just stand on the rock sliders. all this posing to argue over something you don't even know anything about. btw a roof tent is more aerodynamic than a roof box because it collapses completely flat. the reduction in mpgs is going to negligible, maybe even nonexistent, especially when compared to the already low mpgs you're already going to be getting from any car with all terrain tires that's probably lifted slightly anyway. or perhaps i should say any mpgs you *would be getting*, if you actually had a car that you took camping which you don't
but hey, it's whatever, no skin off my nose if you want to sleep on lumpy muddy ground with ants and ticks. at least you saved 0.05mpgs
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>>28857997
>ugly for no reason
>build quality problems
>failed to meet every single launch promise
You tell me.
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>>28861102
Looks don't matter when you are successful.
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>>28861297
came here to post this too, if xea-7-12 draws a clown car in purple crayon scribble and elon makes his engineers turn it into a car then at least something new will be on the road and I will smile at the sight though not buy it
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>>28862319
Imagine really hating John DeLorean and the bad car he built, desperately wishing for John DeLorean to fail, but somehow he co-founded Apple or some shit so he's stupidly rich and keeps funding the development of new revisions of DeLoreans to be an almost marketable car indefinitely or maybe even a good car someday. I love being alive to witness history happening, there's so much silly shit.
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>>28862355
in the paragraph of cope your main argument is accusing me of not owning a roof tent when I clearly explain why the entire concept is retarded and I want nothing to do with it; you are a very silly man
basic google search shows 17% mpg hit from roof tent, that's a couple of $10s you're spending every month EXCLUSIVELY (single purpose metal box) on being a scaredy fat fuck afraid of lumps on the ground and ants
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>>28862513
Kinda ironic the power wasted with that slop bitching about charging a self emptying dumpster.
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>>28857997
its kino, all the criticism about how its not safe for drivers/passengers went away with >>28858002
crash test. and all the criticism about how its not safe for pedesterans went away with safety report from IHS and EURO's test

The only thing left was the price
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>>28858772
>STEER BY WIRE
>WITH INPUT DELAY
Wait is this real? There's no way that's real.

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