Flip them off with both hands it'll feel good again.

Why do I keep hurting people and pushing them away?
Why do I do shit like ricer flyby a minivan full of kids at 140mph then hate myself for it and go home drinking myself to oblivion?
All I want is for Misato to sit on my face.

>>28861993
>ricer flyby a minivan full of kids at 140mph
fwiw this was the coolest shit ever to witness as a child and it definitely influenced my interest in cars

I threw the bird at a dude who didn't know how to zipper merge and then I proceeded to take my off hand and mimicked a gesture of bouncing on my middle finger while saying a variety of insults in a Dracula accent .

"YUEW CANT ZIPPEA MERGE, WHO GAVE YOUR LICENCE? A COUNT CHOCULA BOX? GO FUCK YOURSELF AND BOUNCE ON THIS FINGER CRAZY STYLE"

Dude got so mad kek, I told him he don't want the smoke as Dracula then I wagged my tongue like rage baiters do and he crunched his front bumper by hitting a wall in the process of trying to brake check me. I called him dinglemyer as I passed him and he tried to hit me with his shitty Nissan murano.

Good stuff, I didnt care what he did because I have a gun so if he wanted to reach out and touch me then the reaper would touch em

>>28862083
Drinking a little early I see. I like it

>>28862085
A wine glass a day keeps the vampire hunters at bay.

I was stone cold sober during the encounter, so just know you'd be gunned down by bootleg Dracula if you crashed out over being shit at zipper merging.

>>28862088
>you'd be gunned down by bootleg Dracula if you crashed out over being shit at zipper merging.
Not a bad way to go out. Turn me into a miserable pile of secrets, drac.

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>>28861504
I constantly flip retards off when they explicitly do something extra retarded, especially w*men because they're 90% of those situations. Those "people" need to know they're being retarded, whether or not they take anything away from that is irrelevant.

>>28861993
>140mph
Post bike

>>28861504
honked at someone oncomming driving in the middle of a dirt road doing about 60k that you can do 80k staying in your lane.
They where also in the middle of the curve.

>>28862074
X2 kids love hoon shit, their spark is still there and they aren't afraid of risk

>>28861993
>All I want is for Misato to sit on my face.
Misato is a moron drunkard who crashed her Alpine while giving Shinji a particularly enthusiastic handjob.