>>28862299
You misspelled Xoomer.

>>28862299
Lights below the grill makes it look like an utter downie

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What a mistake.
I can't imagine anyone who bought that would drive that and think,
>"Hmm, this is fun!"
AT BEST, the only person I can imagine enjoying this would be some housewife, bringing her child(ren) to school, holding up the line to "drop them off" at the curb, making sure absolutely every other parent/teacher/adult on site can see her doing it.
And she'll do it, like, once a month. And not during Winter. She'll tell her husband to sell it next year and buy her something else. Like a yacht. Which she'll see once.

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>>28862299
>body on frame full size SUV with a 682hp supercharged V8 and AWD
>this is humiliating somehow
Let's see what you drive that's superior. Assuming you even own a car, that is.
>>28862302
The pre-facelift did look better

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>>28862336
>glovebox opens with a capacitive touch button
>22 foot long SUV, still has packaging compromises, impossible to work on
>blows engines
>blows transmission
>useless on anything but pavement because the control arms hang down to the road
>everything done through GoyScreenTM
>similarly equipped to a GT trim Mazda except it has OnStar to spy on you and drive you into a pole if you say something antisemetic
>it's over 100k

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>>28862400
>glovebox opens with a capacitive touch button

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It looks like a Chinese person.

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>>28862299
It looked better before, now it's bogged to death. Looks like something from Kia.

>>28862299
Short bus.

>>28862336
it would be based if it was a ford or mopar. no gm is worth the amount they want for this.

>>28862336
to be honest it probably neets all of those 682 horses to make this pig somehow move to 60mph

>>28863256
It's only 1000lbs heavier than the BMW M5 wagon.

>>28863271
merely 1000lbs

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>>28862336
>Let's see what you drive that's superior
Sure

>>28862336
It's fucking obese and it has a gigantic touchscreen for babies.