Eat a bullet and I’ll pin them on your corpse

I've bought some patches of the UK routes/hills I've done that are still yet to arrive in the post. I'm not going to attach them to my pack's outside because I've got a savotta ruck and like using the attachment points for gear. Maybe I'll sew them into the inside lid so I don't publicly display my autism.

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>>2849939
Only “patch” I rep is my heckin frisbee taggerino. Higher numbers can challenge lower numbers and the loser takes the high number

good thread :D

>>2849939
I ain't even gots no patches, sir, honest

Go to a resale shop and buy a nice framed picture with glass, look at how it's framed and make sure the picture is just a piece of thick paper with a hard cardboard backing, and then you can just take the paper out and replace it with a nice piece of cloth (also obtained from resale shops, look at raw fabrics, curtains, and tablecloths). You can have your collection looking amazing, like you spent hundreds framing it, probably for less than $10.

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>>2849981
>collection
You don't wear them /out/?

>>2849984
Nice shiny brand new gear, anon.

came here for the patches, weren't there sellers in here or was it another board? I just remember a patch thread with multiple links but can't find it

>>2850839
>weren't there sellers
You're looking for /k/.

>>2850842
you are right, thanks anon

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>>2849939
Leather petch

>>2850839
>>2850842
>>2850845
I mean there are a few that are /out/ focused rather than /k/
https://bupsup.github.io/patches/
https://www.vostokheavyindustries.com/

I want to say there were others but can't find them now.

>let me just sew this patch on my backpack making it far less waterproof

What idiot really uses this shit?

>>2853249
Wait til you find out how your backpack is held together.

>>2853253
It's amazing to me how many idiots are just oblivious.

Yes, in fact no matter how impervious your dynema fabric is to water, when you start sewing holes through it it's not quite as repellent.

>>2853253
>Wait til you find out how your backpack is held together.
Nah bro, anon's $1000 backpack is welded together.
None of those god damned stitches anywhere, they let water in.

>>2853249
>What idiot really uses this shit?
If you think your backpack is going to flood due to a few stitches for a patch.
1- do like tent manufacturers do: waterproof seam tape.
or
2- glue it

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I'm proud of my /out/ches

any cute and possibly funny yuru petches?

>>2853248
>https://bupsup.github.io/patches/
ordered from this guy, is a confirmed chad, drew me a picture with a river and mountains.

>>2849984
I don't own any patches, I was just giving up some ideas

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esoteric symbols of great power

Ahoworks is good for a few /out/ism patches. Ordered last year and everything came well packaged.

>>2850000
>not cleaning your gear
Dirty cunt

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A nice hike with two /out/ anons (the other did not have a patch).

looking for shops/people that produce and sell patches in europe. any recs?

googling mostly just yields heavy metal patches

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got my patches ready to patch

>>2849941
dilate

>>2849953
>Higher numbers can challenge lower numbers and the loser takes the high number
Sounds extremely cringe and gay.
>"Ho, lower number! I challenge you to a frisbee duelerino. May thy disc chip and shatter."

>>2855419
>aka "I'm a fag."

>>2855419
what's your favourite death in june album

>>2855419
sorry but runes are gay. the entirety of muh viking larp and i'm le esoteric nazi is fucking gay and no, living in norway/sweden or nordicwhateverfuck doesn't excuse you.
just because some austrian in the 1900s made some bullshit religion about worshipping marvel heroes before marvel heroes even existed and then some other austrian dude 40 years later slapped it on his "ubermensch" troops doesn't mean the rune has any "esoteric" meaning. it is quite literally just letter "z". imagine slapping "z" on your jacket... oh wait...
>b-but vikings painted it on their shields
nobody knows because the only authentic historical artefacts are fucking rotten planks of wood and everyone who says otherwise is just regurgitating some myth made by viking/nazi larpers.
at least use symbols that HAVE an actual meaning

>>2856978
not to mention that most nordic countries are rather liberal, having better social security than many other countries and that vikings were a really small part of the population. these people where mostly living as farmers and fishers and often times under very harsh circumstances, due to the cold winters. when they nazis tried to trace back aryianism to iceland during ww2, the icelandic mayor told them to fuck off, there are no nazis there.

>>2857041
>holy shit bro! the heckin icelandic mayorarinos totally told the nazis to fuck off?!?? BASED!!! that sure showed those guys!
you pathetic faggots are even more cringe than nazi larpers. neck yourself, and take the faggot runecoon with you

>>2853355
Same. He's cool.

I've got the bear picnic, the cozy camper, and the magical place patches

There was a store for a Yooper Anon I've been meaning to buy from. Would love a pasty patch.

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>>2856971
no clue what that is
i like fortress, mistreat & stahlgewitter
>>2856978
buncha words to say nothing

>>2857042
you mad? lol

>>2856190
how do I meet anons like that
I got my sakurafish patch too

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>>2857761
information for zoomers, you are allowed to get mad about things you care about.
with real people, you can see the hate and love from their eyes.

>>2856978
you have to go back

>>2853333
did you make those, good job to whoever did. I just got a larper Civilian Conservation Corps patch

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>>2857796
nah some other anon was selling them. they're classic /out/ memes which he had stitched up and was selling for awhile.

the river shitter picture I drew so he was a good sport and sent me the patches for free, on account of it being my artwork I guess

>>2849939
I also have that one on the bottom. It's so cute

>>2850839
/k/ patch threads non existent now...

How would you go about putting patches on a synthetic backpack without damaging it?

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>>2858437
neodymium might be your friend

>>2853248
>https://bupsup.github.io/patches/
Told me to give patch to Queen if I met her, sadly she is dead but if I ever meet the King I'll do it.
Also neat my picture is on their github.

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>>2849939
Where u find the Shackleton patch ?

>>2859812
that was Vostok. He's on a break.
https://www.vostokheavyindustries.com/

but putting a patch on my backpack will mess with the waterproofness of the material

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>>2856971
torn between but what ends when the symbols shatter and operation hummingbird, what's yours?

>>2857797
I often forget these things baked into my mind are first drawn by people not realizing how big there going to end up being, thank you for river shitter. I think of it randomly every once in awhile while at work or something and laugh.

>>2849939
Did you take a COVID shot?

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>>2849939
If I'm committed to a patch, the first thing I do is remove the velcro/iron-on backing and rip out the interfacing fabric, always makes for a very supple and flexible patch that hugs tight to the fabric when you sew it on. It's like how the Bundeswehr does their flag patches thin and sewn compared to most other countries.

>>2861773
heh you are most welcome. it;s funny how these things catch on. I think the accidental magic in it is the wetness, fluff, and mass of the shits. I don't know how I managed to get them just right but in retrospect they're captivating