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How do I become a Magnum Photographer?
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>>4497497
Take decent enough photos to get noticed then play politics. Why would you want to though. No significant photographer has ever been a member of Magnum. At least not long term.
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>>4497497
>How do I become a Magnum Photographer?
Suck the top jewish photographer's circumcision scar of the mag.
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I wanna get into Nat Geo so bad, I'm tired of driving a truck I just wanna get on some frigate and go to Antarctica and shoot penguins or seals or some shit. I am flat out tired of being a number on a spreadsheet.

I would blow 50 black dudes in an alleyway and give myself AIDS to shoot with Nat Geo I'd fucking do it for room and board I need to break this cycle.
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>>4497528
>get on some frigate and go to Antarctica
You need an ice rated hull. Maybe some cruise ships do it out of Patagonia? I know there are people who have flown to the Chilean arctic claim but bet it costs a fuck ton. Could always try get up to Svalbard.

You can always live vicariously through blogs by boomers:
https://youtu.be/WkLSaZ7FJnw?si=b9LKS-Td7xRWNnyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtG6niRiRXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_w0ueHjsYk

Sadly the world is now so interconnected that there isn't really anywhere to explore, nothing is novel or exciting. Every dipshit with a phone has spammed a million photos of everything there is to see.
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>>4497528
It really does suck that there's just nothing left to explore and document. It's like the magic is gone and the only thing left is squeezing the life out of everything through optimization.
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>>4497550
>Midwit trap
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