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>no artificial sweetener
>Stevia
Lol
There is nothing safe to drink that money can buy
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>>529648628
stevia is a plant
It's a natural sweetner.
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Stevia is not artificial per se, it's the extract of a leaf
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Anyone remember that psycho MMA guy Dan Quinn who said mixing mega doses of stevia in water is 'cold fusion' and nature's greatest weight loss miracle?
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>>529648847
so is cocaine
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>>529648940
Your point?
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>>529648628
>shilling for goycorp
If you drink shit liek this, you deserve what's coming.
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>>529648628
Those "Natural Flavors" are lab created.
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>>529648742
Does it reduce weight loss?
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>>529648940
And so is sugar.
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>>529648628
Just don't drink soda.
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We seriously doing "healthy soda" now? Surprised it took them this long. Next up weight loss ice cream
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>I must consoooom le stimulating substance!

Then drink coffee. Otherwise, water. Why would you need more?
Soft drinks are for human cattle
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>>529649152
Well if you are used to drink 2l of that shit every day, it probably reduces your weight signficantly.
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>>529648628
Americans would rather drink fiber soda than eat celery.
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can America explain
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>>529648628
distilled water
or buy a distiller and drink pure water out of a well
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>>529648628
Christ Almighty I actually read the ingredient list you are actual goy cattle if you drink that
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>>529649417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yftBiNu0ZNU&t=14s
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>>529649407
soluble fiber from corn
Soluble fiber is a thickening agent.
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>>529649175
ackshually cocaine hydrochloride is a salt
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>>529649407
probably a replacement for some other toxic shit they were using to create liquid consistency. the corn is monsanto corn with glyphosate so it doesn't matter.
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>>529648628
if you're drinking acidic sugar water why do you even pretend to care?
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>>529649688
is Pepsi a thicker drink in its homeland?
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>>529649688
American laws force corpos to disclose almost everything in a produce at a chemical level. EU does not. There was a scandal years ago on how EU laws allow corpos to mask chemicals.

>>529649152
Ozempic killed that market.
Nothing else matters.
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>>529648847
Taste like dirt. Id rather just drink water
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>>529649288
>We seriously doing "healthy soda" now?
Mainstream probiotic soda is 7 or 8yo by now, it's in the veggies area of Walmart you dummy
Also seltzers were healthy and are more than 150yo
>weight loss ice cream
Technically half of the protein shakes are unfrozen ice cream with 15% fat rather than 30%+
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>>529649688
Some viehmales like to be thicc though.
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>>529648628
Why can't y'all just drink water?
In like my late teens I was working at a comicbook store and often had to fly abroad as a seller on various conventions in EU, like 12-14h shifts with no chance to have a break or get something normal to eat, just some japanese sweets, Doritos and some random energy drinks.
One day after like I think 4 monsters, and 3 red bulls and I think another 3 or 4 sugary soda drinks(it was last day at the convention, it opened at 9am and we got outta there around 1:30am because packing took so long) I literally felt like I'm high and/or drunk when we went out to eat.
I completely cut every energy drink and frankly anything sugary after that and Im so glad I did.
I essentially only drink water, tea(half a teaspoon of sugar), milk and maybe a small coffee with a lot of milk once a week, I not only feel great but frankly my taste buds kinda became more sensitive I think, I mean after couple months of cutting out sugar and like super salty stuff(salt is in everything too) everything just started to taste more intensive especially sugar and salt.
Like at this point I can't drink a fucking coca cola(European market one) because this shit is so damn sweet for me.
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>>529649407
In "probiotic" soda the corn fiber, like pulverized husks and kernels, is placed so you can poo some of the soda out in theory but the percentage is so low it is almost pointless, mostly used as thickening agent as to not use gums.
Like adding a bit of oats in soups.

>>529649973
>Taste like dirt
Wrong but OK, my main problem with it is the very long aftertaste and that it evacuates your guts if you drink a bit too much, hence why it is not used in desserts and ice creams.
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>>529649966
>American laws force corpos to disclose almost everything in a produce at a chemical level
Up to a certain percentage, if lower than a specific number i don't recall which is between 1 to 0.3% they don't need to, so some companies use extremely concentrated compounds to jump this.
Also why you cannot see Pepsico using baby fetus juice in their drinks.
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>>529649288
I do enjoy the PC brand black label ice cream. Real solid quality, just eggs milk and sugar. I dont think its healthy but I can read whats in it, better than most.
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>>529649961
I have nothing to compare it to. But the thickening is used for what the industry calls "mouth feel"
They want it to linger on your tongue a little longer than water would.
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>>529650334
Why do reddit posting?
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>>529650876
I'm daydrinking because I got 3 days off from work xD
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>>529649407
Since Americans don't eat vegetables they need to get fiber through soda
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>>529650334
Because water tastes boring and monster energy tastes like utter shit.
There are some protein powders that you can mix into water that taste quite nicely.
I prefer blackcurrant.
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>>529648628
>>529648742
we use it in cooking as a spice (small leaf kind)... there's also variations big leaves, it's like cabbage.

what's wrong with you ?
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>>529650334
>you shouldn't occasionally drink 1 can of goyslop because i once drank 10 in a day and i didn't feel good
So these are the straightedge intellectuals...
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>>529650641
>what the industry calls "mouth feel"
Gay, we call it texture you homos
Coca-Cola and Pepsi are currently caramel & herbs flavors and because of the first instance it needs to be a tiny bit thicker.
Americans for some reason are known to dislike dry and light textures, that's why traditional lemon-lime sodas aren't hits, they need to purge the dryness and make them a bit heavy with gum in the case of 7up and Sprite.
One thing for sure is that Mountain Dew flavors are heavy as fuck compared to the rest of the sodas that aren't fruity, heavier than cream sodas and as much as regional flavors like Kola, Passion Fruit or even Chinotto.
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>>529651080
I also think tea is pretty decent but it takes a while to prepare that stuff.
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>>529651324
>what's wrong with you ?
I know it's a plant, so there's something wrong with me?
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>>529649966
Which one give people diarrhea? Ozempic or Diet Coke?
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>>529648628
I got completely fucking duped by this and bought an 8 pack since it was on sale for 4 bucks.
Looked at the ingredients and saw cane sugar as first, then low calorie, thought it was a low sugar pepsi that would be a little bitter, could be an amazing product.
Took a swig, FUCK, FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>look at ingredients again
>stevia is the last ingredient
actually returned the 8 pack
I drink spindrift all the fucking time, I want low sweet soda
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>>529649288
>Next up weight loss ice cream
That was a fad ten years ago and probably was in the 90s too, plus the froyo trends where they would basically serve bowls of cake icing and try to say it was healthy because low fat.
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>>529651961
Alcoholic beverages gives me the shitter.
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>>529648628
>Stevia

My mother is diabetic so I buy it for her. To me it tastes like ass.
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>>529648742
Poison ivy is a plant
Why dont you eat some of that pig fuck
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>>529651963
>I want low sweet soda
Quarter some flavored soda with some plain soda, or carbonated water as you call it
Or put water in it and imagine it isn't as flat.
Works like a spark.
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>>529652005
>cake icing and try to say it was healthy because low fat
Cake icing is whipped heavy cream with sugar, how is that low fat
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>>529652079
Fermented beer taste bad. Moonshine can help.
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>>529651080
I dunno I may be just retarded in this specific way but I don't think water tastes boring, I frankly really like it's taste especially when it's chilled.
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>>529649966
>Ozempic killed that market.
and its customers, thankfully
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>>529652361
Not literal normal cake icing I think is what that anon is saying, just some artificially-made super low-fat version of it (still filled with sugar of course) they of course tried to say was healthier for being “low-fat”.
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>>529651961
Reeses peanut butter cup ZERO SUGAR will cure constipation after just 4.
I recommend handing them out for halloween, and to keep in the candy bowl on your desk at work.
The Russel Stover ZERO SUGAR chocolate covered mints cause gas. I mean long, loud farts. 5-10 second range.
Hilarious stuff to hand out.
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>>529652114
>violently retarded response
ok, sparky
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>>529652290
that's just a watered down soda
historically colas used to be more bitter as they used less sugar a hundred years ago in the formula
we just drink pure sugar now
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>>529648742
corn is a plant
sugarcane is a plant

its the unholy things we do to the plant that make it bad for you
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>>529651963
whats wrong with stevia other than the taste?
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>>529652460
Well you can have some chilled drinks with that protein powder or at the very least carbonated.
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>>529648628
You can't eat or drink anything grown or produced in the USA without it killing you. Literally everything.
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>>529649597
Probably still a bit better (or less unhealthy) than regular soda. Not as egregious, at least.
I forgot what I’ve tried with stevia in it but there’s some drinks that turned out okay with it, usually with a small amount of real sugar in it to balance it out like in the OP picture.
I’m sure it’s better than some completely artificial sweetener like aspartame, which Donald Rumsfeld had ties to getting it approved by the FDA in the U.S. of all people.
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>>529648742
COCAINE IS A PLANT TOO NIGGA
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>>529652971
I agree. But because it started out as a plant, it's not artificial.
In this case, the process for stevia sweetener can be very simple and even done at home if you were so inclined.
But the stuff still tastes like ass
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>>529653051
taste and for me gives me a weird mouth feel and bad after taste
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>>529653089
I ve been thinking about some really large numbers just now.
What if we have a number that i want to breed with lets say 1 is an a cup but a different dna and 2 is a bcup with a different dna but it cant have the same dna as a b cup. And then you breed with a c cup. And so on and so forth. The game ends when either the cup sizes growth ends (there are also increments of cup sizes) or you fuck your own daughter.
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>>529653268
Cocaine is made from a plant
Stevia IS a plant.
And why are all these tards upset that I said stevia is a plant?
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>>529648628
Stevia is a plant.
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>>529648628
its great shit, i use it in my frapes now and add some xantham gum and u have a frape thats better then all of them in the store and actually healthier, like going from 700 calories to 150. would reccomend, dont listen to the balding idiots here talking against it
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>>529653686
Now you've done it.
For some reason, that obvious statement is pissing people off.
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>>529653089
Kek funny thing is I hate carbonated water.
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>>529648628
clean your nails you disgusting autist
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Are prebiotic drinks jewish? Been thinking of trying some.
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>>529648628
>Stevia
That shit tastes bitter.
Ruins the drink.
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>>529648847
who tf would want to drink a canadian-flavored soda
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>>529654724
Why?
Upset that I work with my hands and not your tongue?
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>>529649134
HOLY SHIT GUYS A LAB JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>529652882
Yes, some aussie brands make old school Coke and while it is still sweet the herb bitters come through very nicely. Adding a bit more carbonated water and a couple drops of Angostura Bitters makes it pack a better punch.
I've heard some people using Modena balsamic vinegar too but haven't tried it.
>that's just a watered down soda
It's soda without that much carbonation :^)
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>>529648628
Stevia is a plant.
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>>529652642
Oh ok, yeah the hydrogenated fat with thickeners and HFCS made originally for the asian dairylet market.
I often tried to make ice cream out of that and it just burns your throat like 90's american sodas we got imported here, old school HFCS gave the US a very bad rap all over the continent.

>>529655526
They make some good sodas, quite better than many mainstream US options but the price is a bit high
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>>529648628
>Caramel colour
The fact they don't put which substance is a huge redflag since a lot of them are known for doing horrible stuff to your body.
>b-but i want my drink to look like piss
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>amun-ra-ka goyim gettin uppity
why are you tired so suddenly? maybe go to sleep. arent you feeling sleepy anon?
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>>529651006
grim
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>>529652971
such as?
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>>529648940
>>529652114
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>>529653268
are these chatbots or is this just how retarded /pol/niggers are these days? why are they completely ignoring the context of the op?
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>>529648628
>no aspartame
>no glucose fructose syrup

Thats not too bad

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