Thread #529650793
HomeIndexCatalogAll ThreadsNew ThreadReply
H
>be me 38 year old german
>need to buy a new light for my bicycle
>go to obi and ask for bicycle lights
>corridor 54 left side "danke schön"
>I'm there searching for the cheapest one suddenly i smell shit, literal shit.
>first i look at the bottom of my feet maybe i stepped in dog poop, Nope! but the scent of shit is still around
>i smell my shirt and armpit feeling somewhat nervous, Nope! Thank god!
>the stench is getting stronger "WHERE THE FUCK IS IT COMING FROM?"
>i spin around and there i see the source of the stink
>a 5 foot 4 midget with slimey thick black hair
>a brown streetshitter of Punjab
>he walks by me and the wind carries the shit smell right into my nose
>it is revolting
>i had to smell unwashed people before, unhygenic drunks, unwashed workers and even a chinese man who pissed himself
>nothing as bad as this shit smell, so strong i don't think body odor can produce it
>my conclusion: he must have shit himself and stored it between his buttcheeks
>i quickly grab my cheap light and get the fuck out of there
>worst stink i ever had to smell on a human

Indian bros i speak for everyone when i say this:"We don't need you to smell like flowers but smelling like literal shit goes to far, at least wash the shit out off your cheeks before you go out!"


share your stories
+Showing all 36 replies.
>>
saar diarrhea is natural and human body is excretes all aromas that are from ganges, our holiest river
>>
>>529650793
Well not really about shit smell but equally if not more disgusting.
>Be me
>Get kicked out by parents halfway 1st year of college
>Had to find a cheap room somewhere
>Find a place, typical fucking goycage where you just transfer a regular apartment into something resembling a hotel to fit as many people as you
>4 poles, 1 Ukrainian, separate rooms
>Could be worse
>Within next 3 months all poles move out, 2 jeets and 2 I think Bulgarians move in
>Only one other person than me speaks polish, a Bulgarian weed head(he was alright tho)
>2 months go by and we had a total bedbug infestation
>3 fucking times the whole place was gassed up and I still was waking up with new bites scratching myself like a tweaker on meth
>Talk one day about it with the younger Pajeet because we were both doing something in the kitchen
>"Yeah I heard, we had the same problem in 2 previous places that's why we moved out"
>Well I hope you at least quarantined all your clothes and sheets and washed em like 2-3times
>"No why?"

Other than that I had to keep all my clothes and jackets in my room because leaving them on a hanger by the door made em stink if curry so hard that it was borderline impossible to get it off.
>>
look at them doing some thing human together.
>>
>>529650793
it's a lie. spread by pakistani and chinese shills. as a white man living in uk i can surely tell you that indians are some of the most hard working and smarest people ive ever worked with. all these claims of odour are false.
>>
>>529652922
yes sir as a white man myself yes we indians do not stink
>>
>>529652922
>>529653119

It happened today to me. Are you denying me my lived experience?
>>
>>529652922
> +100 izzat
>>
>>529650793
I work for a German company and majority of my colleagues in the germany based side of the team are indians, couple of turks and a paki. I think there's two actual Germans there although I haven't heard from one of them in a while.
I feel sorry for you
>>
>>529650793
I have taken a very small bus (basically a van pretending to be a bus) with a jeet onboard quite a few times and one time he even sat right behind me. I didn't notice any smell. maybe some jeets really do shit their pants in public like you said and some don't. I mean how else do you explain this phenomenon?
>>
>>529652201
They truly are Nurgle's plaguebearers
>>
A jeet let out a loud brap when he was walking by me. These fools have no shame.
>>
>>529653701
The best part is somehow those 2 fucking Nurglings were completely unaffected by bedbugs.
I guess Grandfather Nurgle made them immune so they can keep spreading his blessings.
That or even bedbugs find them so disgusting that they decided to just feast on me, ukr and 2 Bulgarians.
>>
>>529654240
When WW3 is over and the nuclear radiation kills most life on earth, two species will survive the nuclear winter: Cockroaches and Indians, they are immune to all sickness.
>>
>>529650793
My mom worked as a gynecologist in the KSA for 10 years and she mentioned that Indian nurses were unbelievably stinky.
>>
>>529650793
i live in 65k city 20 km from ucraine
spoted 3 jets so far in bus comunication (probably because it's free in our city)
all of them had thick black oily hair (about 5cm) i would have to not wash it for 2+ months for them to get this thick oily (i have 30-40cm hair) idk , never not washed hair for longer than 10 days (yaht survival trip)
>>
>>529650793
We don't do that in Germany
>>
>>529650793
Last time i went to a bike shop and they asked 35€ for getting a tire changed, i kinda hold a grudge now.
>>
>>529650793
jeets are brown like unbleached assholes are brown, this is the color of shit and farts. theyre like assholes but all over.
>>
>>529650793
i hate germany so much why are there indians everywhere
>>
>>529656982
Why do you hate us for indians?
>>
Yes
>>
>>529657189
they are all over your country shitting it up
they don't even speak german
>>
>>529657420
I and other Germans don't want them here either, i think your hate is misplaced.
>>
>>529657809
Hating The Indians present in a country is like hating the rain, useless, better hate The ones that let them stay
>>
>>529650793
In my last job (factory work as a wagie) my department got a paki coworker. I don't think I ever knew a person that smelled this bad. After two weeks I got to my supervisor and dead serious asked him to not put me on any work station adjacent to him, because his smell was still absolutely gut wrenching from 5 meters away and drowned out everything, even the ever prevaling oil scent of the production hall. Luckily I am a good worker and in exchange get some privilige treatment from my supervisor, so from then on I worked stench free, but still, having these walking turds sent into your country for no reason other than "we have to make up for killing 6 gorillion jews" makes me wish it really were 6 gorillion. I really thought this guy was indian phenotype wise until another coworker told me he is a dirty paki. That day i learned the "we don't like your kind here" paki/indian pol meme is literally the truth.
>>
I would hate to be born indian that shit would genuinely suck. Smelling like shit and looking like shit even after showering, I'd hate it. I'll probably michael jackson myself so fucking hard or die trying and have xylitol implanted in my mouth root clean the shit stink of my mouth. That shit would suck. After all that I'd still probably kill myself. Hell I'd cut my fucking dick off just because.
>>
im brown
AMA
>>
>>529659367
Can you go back?
>>
>>529660437
No im here to stay
>>
>>529660835
Can you use deodorant?
>>
>>529650793
It's March, which is National Deport Pajeets Month.

Do your part to help:

LOCAL HEALTH DEPARTMENT
- REPORT any Indian restaurants for health code violations. They will find violations.

ICE OR POLICE DEPARTMENT
- REPORT any Indian convenience stores. Illegals (visa overstays) usually work at them and they never check ID's for tobacco or alcohol sales.

FIRE MARSHALL
- REPORT any House or apartment you see Indians living in. They are always way over occupancy and usually have trash stored illegally.

If we work together we can ruin the lives of many pajeets while repairing the damage they've done to our communities.
>>
>>529650793
Hindu and Muslims jeets and Pakis are the defnition of subhuman.
>>
>>529662306
BOYCOTT JEET BUSINESS
Do not buy from jeets
Do not sell to jeets
Do not rent to jeets
Do but rent from jeets
Do not lend to jeets
Do not borrow from jeets
Do not speak to jeets
Do not reply to jeets when they speak
If you see a jeet behinnd a shop counter, turn around and leave. There are other shops.
Do not use food delivery services that employ them.
>>
>>529651262
>Saar
>>
>>529650793
>>
>>529650793
That was a paki saar

Reply to Thread #529650793


Supported: JPG, PNG, GIF, WebP, WebM, MP4, MP3 (max 4MB)