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British slags are going to start sleeping with you just to have some heating overnight
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If we must sacrifice our quality of life to defend Israel, then it must be done. If Israel falls the whole West falls.
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>>529660770
They would already do that for way less.
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>>529660713
Wow it’s a good thing there’s that pipeline from Russia that Biden didn’t blow up
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>>529660713
I don't drive car.
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>>529660713
Damn, better shut down more nuclear reactors lmao
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>>529660824
This. Judaism is the pillar that holds western countries up. Without israel, west would fall into ethno-nazist state, where security,order and traditional values would exhaust the creativity, multiculturalism and sexual freedoms.
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>>529660713
winter is over. who cares?
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Kek
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Unlike amerilards I have a fit and atlethic body and can avoid using the car. We are cucks nonetheless. They could atleast let us use ukrainian corpses as fuel
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>>529660713
IF ONLY WE HAD AN EASY WAY TO BUY RUSSIAN GAS, EH VLADIMIR Z.?
Retarded Russophobes leaving us at the mercy of sandniggers.
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>>529660824
This but unironically
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Oh no, how will we ever recover
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Its fucking 18 degrees for the next 3 weeks anyway
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>>529661031
>>529661031
European gas prices = natural gas prices
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>>529660713
The winter is over retard + Romania has gas reserves we've had resources your shithole couldn't even dream of
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>>529660713
>IMAGINE BEING EUROPEAN LOL
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If only Europe had a next door neighbor with lots of gas for sale.
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>>529661031
Gasoline prices = transport prices.
Transport prices = everything prices.
Dumb warszawka bydlo, I bet you retards believe food appears out of thin air on shelves in Żabka.
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>>529661888
>kookt niet met gas
in welke kankerstad woon je?
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>>529662174
>a cheap whore can't wait for her abusive client to get out of jail
This is a perfect summary of EU politics to be honest
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>>529660713
idm this at all what are you people bitching about
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>>529662343
>Het kost ongeveer 0,03 tot 0,05 m3 aardgas (30 tot 50 liter gas) om een liter water te koken
Neger als jij failliet gaat van 3 cent extra om je aardappels te koken heb je grotere problemen.
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Why is leccy so expensive in the UK? I can't fathom freezing to death because you can't pay the electricity bill
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>>529661031
gas you set on fire, not gasoline. you heat your house and cook food? (some of) your power station burns gas to spin its turbines
the salt you use needs gas to heat the salt water and make salt.
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>>529660713
we are willing to die for the European perspective.
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>>529662343
Mijn ketel draait op jodenvet.
Staat goed naast m'n lampenkappen.
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>>529660713
The EU stores a years worth of gas, this won;t last a year, try harder brown man.
>>529660861
pic related
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>>529660713
Just buy Russian gas
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Europe can stop this from happening by simply helping us bomb Iran’s navy.
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>>529663001
Just kill kremlin shills and their VPNs and deport kremlin shill 'refugees' to internment camps where arbeit macht frei.
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>>529663001
But muh Ukraine.
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>we export gas and oil
>we are 96% hydroelectric

You people should just shut the fuck up and pay for your gas with a smile on your face
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>>529663137
You the only Croat out there sucking Russian/Serbian dick or are you on a VPN.

The same men who defended vukovar fought in mariupol for the same reasons you worthless simpleton.
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>>529660713
I don't even have a driving license lol
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>relying on gas
19th century mindset.
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>>529663001
Go say hi to niggers in the street Ivan
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>>529662343
>>529662713
We hebben een serieuus probleem
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>>529663399
Ching chong solars and windmills work no long
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>>529663440
Uh oh stinky! /uhg/ger is having a melty! xD
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I AM YOUR GAS PROVIDER AND YOU WILL BOW DOWN AND SUCK IT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE AND PAY A PREMIUM
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>>529660713
I bike, I'm not fat, I don't care. Dead shitskin is fine, but I really don't care
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>>529660824
Fuck you, jew
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>>529660713
Imagine being 1pbtid flaggot
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>>529663295
If you are this bad at geography, hover the mouse pointer over the flag.
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>>529660713
Trump playing 6D chess
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>>529663499
Lmfao
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>>529660713
Europe's petrol imports from the area beyond the Strait of Hormuz only accounts for roughly 20% of its total petrol imports.
The EU will actually be one of the least affected. The US and China are fucked though.

https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=EU_imports_of_energy_products_-_latest_developments#Main_suppliers_of_petroleum_oils.2C_natural_gas_and_coal_to_the_EU
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>>529663587
Sucks to be brown those days, eh?
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>>529660713
Why don’t they just build nuclear power plants and get oil from Russia? Oh, that’s right.
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>>529664121
>Why don’t they just build nuclear power plants
They don't do that in Germany.
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>>529663876
USA gets almost none of its oil from the Middle East.
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>>529660713
>gas prices will go up after winter is already over
oh no
anyway
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Pay up europoors, Nord Stream 2 isn't coming back anytime soon. Norchads stay winning.
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I hear Venezuela has that shit cheap
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>>529660713
NUCLEAR POWER
NUCLEAR POWER
GET REKTED GREEN VOTER
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nobody uses gas there anymore. not my problem.
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>>529664421
As if Exxon and others haven't made a single dollar on the Middle East shit show since 2003
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>>529660713
It's 17 degrees here. We can manage.
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>>529661920
I hate muttspeak so much its unreal.
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>>529660770
>imagine the gingivitis
why the fuck would anyone want a british slang.
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>>529660713
We need to join China and become solar power.
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>>529662999
I'm sure it "won't last a year"
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why does nobody respond to the fact that we export over 40% of the gas to europe now and will make trillions from this
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>>529665258
What do you guys even do with all this money?
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>>529660713
Somehow.....we voted for this
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>>529660713
that applies to Asia too lol
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>>529665310
Well i am a neet so theres that
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>>529665310
welfare for niggers
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Europeans all froze to death in 2022 winter after all
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>>529665466
we are 86% ethnic norwegian.

You guys cant even count anymore
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>>529660824
>suggesting the west is standing
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>>529665466
correct
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>>529660713
You realize that means it gets expensive everywhere because of competition right?
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No discounts.
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>>529664683
Poland extracts more than enough of gas from North Sea to meet the local demand.
The same goes for Germany.
NS2 was a German- Russian instrument of economical pressure and a fucking meme.
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we don't use gas anymore there. sucks to be German lol
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>>529663001
kek this post caused a lot of seethe. nice one!
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>imagine being an amerimutt that has to ruin everything for everyone just cause he has to obey his (((masters)))
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>>529661176
> sexual freedoms

fudge packing
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>>529660770
british slags sleep with you after a cigarette
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>>529660770
Zoomers are very capable of sleeping in the same bed with a woman and still managing to somehow not have sex.
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>>529660713
just burn styrofoam in 55 gallon metal trash cans. that's what the niggers do over here and they stay alive.
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>>529665185
>master Chang I'm your bitch, please fuck me
My testosterone levels are falling when I read eurocuck eunuchs
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>>529660824
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>>529660713
>collective punishment
Oh. So they want to punish Europe for American retardation. Then there's no reason not to glass Iran entirely. Europe should join in, barbecue some of these retards.
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>>529660713
Don't care, I ride public transport and bought a yearly ticket. The fare is constant for the next 11 months. I also went balls deep on LNG and gold ETFs on Friday before the prices hiked, thank you for your service Amerigolems :)))
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>>529660824
The shield of the west fell when Gadaffi was killed
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>>529665821
try a different angle retards, its not europe or the us that suffer from a closure of hormuz
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>>529663985
dont kill your granny pshek
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>>529660713
I thought eurofags were proud of their sophisticated public transit system and always brag about it to make Americans jealous? So how will gas prices going up affect them?
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>>529662343
Who the fuck cooks with gas
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>>529662163
you are one ambulance ride away from bankruptcy
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>>529660713
Well good thing we dont need gas, we have green energy here
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Literally accelerating the Fallout Timeline in real life
Instead of 2076 it is 2026, kek
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>>529666117
poloid thinking high energy prices won't effect him because he can't afford a car
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>>529666622
Germany built out 140% of their energy needs in wind and solar but it only produces 7% of your electricity because Germany is neither windy nor sunny lmao you need lignite now (dirtier than coal)
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>>529660713
if goverment would temporarily make gas tax free here gas would cost about 25% less after that 130% increase

and they will do something because nothing gets people here hang politicians more than petroleum prices
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>>529666815
>Germany is neither windy
You must have never been to the North Sea. Also I doubt those numbers
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>>529660713
>Goldman Sachs
Fundamentally untrue. EU petrol prices are 50% tax already. If the input price goes up to much the output price can be adjusted by adjusting the tax.

Also: even at 130% we will handle it. Unlike you fat cunts we do not rely on private vehicles. If a supermarket chain can not take a 130% fuel cost hit for a month, who cares?
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>>529666127
And if those asian countries can't get oil and gas from the gulf, they'll start competing to buy from the same sources the Americans and Europeans buy from, thus driving up the cost for the US and EU. Oil and gas are global markets, retard.
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>>529667052
>Also I doubt those numbers
no shit, miggers had to make a whole new anti German meme because we have to constantly correct their retarded breitbart propaganda about Germany. I would honestly just ignore or insult these mindraped mutts at this point.
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>>529667052
Brudi, lass dich nicht unterkriegen, der Angriff Baerbockus wird alles in Lot bringen, die Grüne Energie ist vrill und so. iksde
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>>529667052
>anon first realises that americunts lie like they breathe.
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>>529667929
>americunts lie like they breathe.
With machines?
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>>529665708
> Poland extracts more than enough of gas from North Sea to meet the local demand.
>The same goes for Germany.

>we don’t need lots of competitively priced cheap energy
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>>529663239
>>529665527
You said you are 96% hydroelectric. Get your shit straight.
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>>529668484
How about not this time ruskie faggot?
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>>529667052
>(((wind)))
you mean diesel generators with big fan turbochargers
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>>529670227
You guys didn't have a porblem with us being reliant on russian energey. You had a problem with us building new pipelines to avoid paying you transfer gibs.
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>>529662999
I don’t understand. Biden blew up Nordstream and now you potatofags are gonna have another famine for lack of affordable energy. Why does it make me Indian for pointing it out.
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>>529668103
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>>529660713
At least now that the old Iranian regime is gone Europe will be able to send all those Iranians back home since they have no need for asylum anymore.
You will send them home... right?
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>>529671039
they were literally talking about it all the time.
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>>529670227
imagine being this retarded, this is why you lost your country entirely multiple times in history
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>>529660713
Would be pretty useful to have decent relations with Russia atm, America causes a lot of trouble
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>>529671723
That only really started after Crimea. And weirdly enough they were still mostly fine with it as long as the pipelines went through them. I still think our leaders were retarded for doing so but the main reason for their screeching was them losing billions a year in transfer fees.
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>>529662999
>The EU stores a years worth of gas
already down to 20% you stupid mick nigger
maybe we make it through march, maybe not
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>>529663137
>But muh Ukraine.
fuck the hohols, they deserve to die
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>>529664421
No, but many of the local refineries and deposits are operated by US firms or joint ventures that involve those firms. Not being able to MOVE product means you're equally fucked to not being able to OBTAIN product, yeah?
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>>529664421
>USA gets almost none of its oil from the Middle East.
its world wide commodity you inbred fuckwit
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>>529671736
>multiple times
>just do what Moscow says and everything will be fine bro
mutt education or a ruskie?
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>>529660713
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>>529660713
Maybe they shouldn't sabotage us by blocking our air bases. I hope it goes up 1300%.
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>>529660713
It's okay they ride cargo bikes
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>>529660713
Europe's primarily imports gas from US, and we'll be charging a premium due to the shortage. :D
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>>529672994
>Maybe they shouldn't sabotage us by blocking our air bases

the uk fags changed that already
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>>529671039
A reliance on ruskie gas, with ruskies using contracts as an instrument of political pressure since 00s AND a massive lobbying in favor of using gas in the industry.
The trick doesn't work anymore. Schroeder and Merkel got paid by Gazprom but you have no excuse.
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>>529664885
You put Gasoline in your vehicle, not petroleum. Retard.
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>>529673383
>Gasoline
>>529673383
>not petroleum

american education everyone !
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>>529673126
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>>529660713
Everything is fake. It's all deliberate. Planned. It's fake fake fake fake fake
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>>529660713
I don't need to.
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>>529673560
Put gasoline in your car, then go and put petroleum in your car. Report back your findings to me.
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>>529673560
He's absolutely correct you stupid, arrogant, European. Petroleum is the unrefined product, you don't put crude oil in your car.
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>>529660713
I didn't vote for this
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>>529673126
They don't, Norway exports more to mainland Europe than America does
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>>529660713
can't europeans just activate their military to neutralize any iranian blockade in order to protect their national interests? just wondering
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>>529674780
>LNG now makes up a massive share, with the US providing nearly 59% of EU LNG imports as of early 2026

>American LNG dominates European LNG supply, increasing in January 2026 as African and the Middle East slowed down.
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>>529675110
>of EU LNG imports
You do know the difference between natural gas and liquid natural gas, right? I'm pretty sure Norway exports more gas in total than you do
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>>529675334
>The first quarter of 2025 has marked a significant shift in EU gas imports.

>For the first time, the bloc seems to be importing more liquefied natural gas (LNG) than natural gas through pipelines: 8.4 million tonnes compared with 8.2 million tonnes, according to Eurostat data.
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>>529675629
Well, we export well over 50% of Europe's natural gas through pipelines, and the companies that do it are majority state-owned. The profits go to the world's largest sovereign wealth fund that we directly profit from.

While you are bragging about exports that are barely taxed and primarily go to funding a billionaire class that engages in classwarfare against you.

And we arent even 6m people
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>>529676051
Point being americans control a massive share of a fundamental energy source in europe.
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>>529660713
kek
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>>529676213
No doubt, but you do not have shit on Norway. Germany shot itself in the foot energy wise and is the main importer of LNG.

They deserve this
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>>529660713
some of you may freeze to death, but that is a sacrifice i am willing to make
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>>529665935
>Brit slag
I'd avoid sex, too.
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Investing on green energy was a good move after all.
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>>529677013
It's spring anon
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i want my russian gas back and i don't care if the asshats in washington have a problem with that
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>>529678421
The solution is simple: blow up the LNG port
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>>529660713
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Eurobros, not again...
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Kinda crazy that the americans blew up an gaspipeline in europe just to force their shitty overpriced LNG on the germans
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>>529660713
This is exactly the kind of fun I'm willing to pay a little extra for.
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>>529678933
>die for israel
>as long as it hurts europe

The new American golem is a creation il give you that
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>>529660824
As long as it’s Europe that’s making this sacrifice, yes
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>>529679018
New? My nigga we been on kirk for 250 years
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>>529661538
You lobbied for all the wars that led to this shit state of affairs
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>>529679331
>on kirk
cringe ebonics verboten
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>>529660713
If so we will make sure the blame is put solely on the fucking kikes. We used to pay 2.50€ per liter here before 2022 under the retarded faggot red green coalition, big surprise it caused economic stagnation.
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>>529666127

Wow electronics going in price x2 again! Thanks Donald! Thank fucking God I already got everything I needed in 2025. That 5070 Ti will last a decade.
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>month
good one
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>>529665935
well why not give them some tips
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>>529660824
Without Israel serving as a buffer for us in the west, keeping us safe from shitskin muzzrats, we would be flooded far worse than anything we have experienced before now. We must do whatever it takes.
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>>529663876
>Europe's petrol imports from the area beyond the Strait of Hormuz only accounts for roughly 20% of its total petrol imports.
>The EU will actually be one of the least affected. The US and China are fucked though.

Oil is sold globally, if the chinks need alternate oil, they will buy up the euro supply. This war is a godsend for Russia which now will recieve a fat influx of cash to buy chink components for more missiles.
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>mutts blow up pipeline
>see we told you russia is unreliable
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>>529660713
And chink prices will jump up to 300% lol lmao chinks lost.
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>>529660713
Don't they all drive chink ev's now?
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>currently not getting bombed to shit
>currently not dying for israel
>currently not losing a third ally in the span of a year
>live updates about a heads on pants retarded conflict one click away
idk, feeling pretty moisturized rn
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>>529660713
oh no imagine a world without gas. no electricity, no internet, no social media, people huddling around a fire, talking, enjoying each others company. savouring simple foods grown locally and in season.

sounds terrible.
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>>529660713
Our greatest allies
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>>529660770
They'll keep you warm in the winter and give you shade in the summer.
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Just buy our gas. It's that easy. Also stop giving money to Poland.
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>>529660770
British slags will sleep with you for the bus fare home and walk anyway.
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>>529660713
>1 pbtid
>176 replies

LMAOOOOOO Europe is such an easy country to ragebait
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>>529681471
Corrr
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>>529661031
It's about gas, not petrol.
Germany currently gets its gas supposedly from Norway, Kazakhstan and North America, so that blockade should have at most indirect consequences, which could be bad enough.
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>>529681419
Winter is over, chinksect. No gas needed.
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>>529681471
girls with that BMI dont go anywhere if its not in a luxury car or private jet
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>>529660847
Not with Americans. We think you're all fat and gay.
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>>529660713
Record profit for US oil companies incoming
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Can't they just pump the gas through Ukraine? Seems a straight shot.
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>>529682065
In america...
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>>529682041
Yeah, true. Also electricity comes from air and cars drive on the power of eurofriendship. Dont ever stop sucking dicks of your American owners.

>chinksect
Well thats just rude...
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>529660713
oh noe. nigger.
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>>529660713
ok ill imagine
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>>529678902
if we just had some direct logistics like a pipe or something to get that sweet sweet gas
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>>529660713
jews literally own you there is no we the people anywhere
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>>529660713
shit I’m freezing with my candle oven like every russion this board predicted
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>>529660713
Ae have solar and batteries. For the rest of spring and summer, we basically won't need to buy electricity. We also have a wood burning stove if it's still a but cold. With an electric car, we also don't need to buy any fuel. We will be fine.

By the time next winter rolls around, I hope the situation improves.
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>>529684585
>>529685297
Never thought I'd see the day where it's the Europeans that become crazy preppers. Always thought of that as an American thing.
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>>529663532
Do you actually believe this?

My electricity bill was over 200zl per month. I gave 27k for a solar panel installation and have not paid a single electricity bill in two years. It's 0 every month, even in December.

My gas usage has also dropped because I use excess power to heat. I am saving 3k per year thanks to this renewable energy that "doesn't work".
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>>529684129
dude we all froze to death, remember?
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>>529660713
That Greenland deal is looking mighty lucrative right now huh Euro bros?
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>>529660713
guess nobody needs to drive to work anymore. there, problem solved. work from home makes the most sense. get it the fuck done. let me drive a robotaxi from home dick ass naked on the couch at 4am so some chinese guy can get to the liquor store at whatever time that would be
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>>529660713
They can ride the train
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>>529662174
Amerikikes started a war with them and blew up the gas pipes
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>>529660713
We don't buy gas from there, it's bullshit to justify a 130% higher price
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>>529666334
Not this kind of gas, the Hitler did nothing wrong kind of gas
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>>529666355
Me, degenerate.
You don't have electricity FFS, stop using it !
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>>529671967
Strangely everything they do affects Europe negatively and/or them positively
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>>529660713
So Trump is threatening Europe with retarded wars once again? No wonder they are working together with China and India now and are abandoning the US. We are left without a single ally on this planet and are degenerated to a point where we can't even beat Iran. China could probably just conquer the US in 2 or 3 months at this point.
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if eastern canada hadnt stopped us every turn, alberta would have built a pipeline to canada's maritimes to sell oil to europe. thanks, trudeau
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>>529660713
Accelerate.
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>>529660713

Oh yes I still remember how we were supposed to freeze to death when Ukraine bullshit started.
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>>529660713
Gas as in gasoline or gas as in natural gas?
It kinda matters you know...
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>>529688879
They were under the impression that people in Europe use natural gas like they do in the US.
Over there they heat their houses and make their food with natural gas.
Here it's mostly used by industry.
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>>529689209
How do you heat your homes? Peat?
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>>529689048
gas as in natural gas, they would say oil
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>>529660770
Ahahahah hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha
Keked hard
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>>529689209
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>>529662343
What a disgusting language
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>>529689409
grenades
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>>529660713
This alone warrants a nuke on Israel
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>>529689409
I have air heat pump, a fireplace and central heating that uses either electricity or oil.
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>>529661267
>winter is over. who cares?
Europe still needs shitloads of gas for electricity generation and industrial processes.
We also need to re-fill our reserves for next winter so if this drags on for months we're fucked.
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>>529689209
Many Europeans do heat their homes with natural gas including me.
Heating homes gets prioritized though so we won't freeze, but it can get so expensive that people can only afford to heat one room instead of the entire house.
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>>529660713
70% of food consumed by gulf states is imported through the Straits of Homuz. All of them are dependent on desalination plants whose locations are well known. When the people of those countries get hungry and have only limited access to fresh water, how long are their governments going to survive? Most are already hated by their people, bribed with cheap food and energy to not join the rebel forces that pretty much all of the countries have.
Will they blame Iran? Or will they blame their governments who align with Israel and the United States?
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>>529687158
>We don't buy gas from there
Qatar is the world's 2nd LNG exporter (after USA).

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