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IRAN COULD DO THE FUNNIEST MOST BASED THING EVER 03/02/26(Mon)19:25:20 No.529665637
IRAN COULD DO THE FUNNIEST MOST BASED THING EVER Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:25:20 No.529665637   [Reply]▶
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:26:33 No.529665739
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:26:33 No.529665739▶
>>529665637
yes, keep seething on the internet
thats the only thing, bricstroons can do
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:27:39 No.529665842
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:27:39 No.529665842▶
>>529665637
Launch its entire arsenal on India?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:27:51 No.529665856
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:27:51 No.529665856▶
>>529665637
Come on Iran
Bomb Mecca
Show those Sunni fucks you're not fucking around
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:28:56 No.529665965
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:28:56 No.529665965▶
yea bomb the shit out of finland
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:29:22 No.529666006
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:29:22 No.529666006▶
Not my problem.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:30:28 No.529666097
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:30:28 No.529666097▶
I keep forgetting the middle east is THAT close to China
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:31:26 No.529666183
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:31:26 No.529666183▶
>>529665842
This would be the only logical and sensible response.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:31:33 No.529666195
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:31:33 No.529666195▶
>>529665637
Launch on Ukraine?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:32:07 No.529666241
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:32:07 No.529666241▶
>>529665637
Nuke poland and kill all polishscums
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:33:26 No.529666377
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:33:26 No.529666377▶
>>529665637

Even hypersonic missile takes least 10 mins to fly Europe. *Yawn*...enough time to go potato cellar and close the door.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:34:50 No.529666502
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:34:50 No.529666502▶
>>529666377
It'd have to fly past Israel first though
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:36:22 No.529666648
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:36:22 No.529666648▶
>>529665637
strike jewkraine?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:37:00 No.529666722
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:37:00 No.529666722▶
Reminder that Iran has never invaded anyone or attacked first.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:39:27 No.529666956
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:39:27 No.529666956▶
>>529665637
they cant even properly hit Israel
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:39:41 No.529666979
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:39:41 No.529666979▶
>>529665965
Fuck you fucking retard
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:40:07 No.529667031
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:40:07 No.529667031▶
>>529666722
nice try mohhamed, but i have watched 300.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:43:33 No.529667388
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:43:33 No.529667388▶
>>529665637
my choice:
Aviano (USAF)
Rammstein (USAF)
Naples (USNAVY)
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:47:53 No.529667822
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:47:53 No.529667822▶
>>529665965
kek
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:50:46 No.529668137
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:50:46 No.529668137▶
>>529666006
kek
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:51:45 No.529668216
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:51:45 No.529668216▶
>>529665965
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:52:51 No.529668338
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:52:51 No.529668338▶
>>529666979
haista vittu!
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:53:35 No.529668417
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:53:35 No.529668417▶
>>529665637
Tell the ccp to go fuck themselves since they never help their allies?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:53:55 No.529668449
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:53:55 No.529668449▶
>>529665965
that would be pretty funny
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:55:07 No.529668574
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:55:07 No.529668574▶
>>529666722
Um... persia invaded greece. Fuck off back to the desert, sandnigger.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:55:29 No.529668603
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:55:29 No.529668603▶
>>529665965
If they bomb Helsinki I'll be laughing with you.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:56:34 No.529668706
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:56:34 No.529668706▶
>>529665637
they could take out somalia and instantly become loved by teh whole world
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:57:58 No.529668833
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:57:58 No.529668833▶
>>529665965
They'd never see it coming.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:01:42 No.529669199
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:01:42 No.529669199▶
>>529665637
plz do pyramids so we can see whats under them
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:11:02 No.529670081
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:11:02 No.529670081▶
>>529665637
Is it scientifically feasible?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:26:49 No.529671734
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:26:49 No.529671734▶
>>529665637
Iran is in the center of the world.

To the Northwest = Europe
To the North = Central Asia and Russia
To the East = China and East Asia
To the Southeast India and Southeast Asia
To the Southwest Arabs and Africa
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:28:45 No.529671924
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:28:45 No.529671924▶
>>529665637
bomb africa?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:29:12 No.529671973
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:29:12 No.529671973▶
>>529671734
what about america
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:30:39 No.529672104
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:30:39 No.529672104▶
>>529665637
BOMB BERLIN
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:31:19 No.529672162
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:31:19 No.529672162▶
Bomb Sentinel Island?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:32:41 No.529672282
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:32:41 No.529672282▶
>>529671973
You are at the edge of the world. You are surrounded by 2 oceans. You are far away from India, China, the Middle East and Africa. You are far from Europe too.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:34:20 No.529672411
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:34:20 No.529672411▶
Feels good to be irrelevant
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:38:06 No.529672734
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:38:06 No.529672734▶
>>529672282
>You are far away from India, China, the Middle East and Africa.
Thanks, I needed some white pill today.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:40:53 No.529673002
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:40:53 No.529673002▶
>>529671734
It's almost like they are in the Middle East
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:45:18 No.529673362
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:45:18 No.529673362▶
>>529665637
They should bomb moscow
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:59:02 No.529674597
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:59:02 No.529674597▶
>>529665637
>tfw too far away to request for a bomb to be aimed directly at my place of residence so i can fucking die in peace, torn to fucking shreds and buried under three floors of rubble
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:06:21 No.529675298
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:06:21 No.529675298▶
>>529674597
Why would anyone bomb Belgium anyway
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:08:11 No.529675452
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:08:11 No.529675452▶
>>529665965
It’s freezing out here, we might appreciate a bit of warmth tho.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:08:15 No.529675460
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:08:15 No.529675460▶
>>529665842
Why target india when berlin is in range?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:09:43 No.529675597
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:09:43 No.529675597▶
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Hypersonic to Holocaust Memorial in Berlin? At least go out in style.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:09:45 No.529675600
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:09:45 No.529675600▶
>>529668603
Fuck off potato farmer? Mistä oot you country boy?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:09:59 No.529675625
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:09:59 No.529675625▶
>>529666195
yes, also Russia would kind of be forced to coordinate with Iran at that point.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:12:00 No.529675814
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:12:00 No.529675814▶
>>529665637
They might as well bomb Ukraine too and help out Russia and give them some incentive to help them out.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:14:16 No.529676043
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:14:16 No.529676043▶
>>529675298
Big Jewish community in Antwerp, Europedocrats and general Europoor royals. Also me, a humble oldfag, please nuke me so I can escape existing, thank you brown people.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:28:48 No.529677436
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:28:48 No.529677436▶
>>529665637
Do it...
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:31:03 No.529677665
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:31:03 No.529677665▶
>>529665637
is iran really that large
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:32:11 No.529677781
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:32:11 No.529677781▶
>>529665842
What's the goal there, to make every other nation kneel with respect and stop attacking them?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:32:51 No.529677847
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:32:51 No.529677847▶
>>529675625
>>529675814
Putin will scowl and complain if they do that from his midget cuckbunker - biggest loser in russian history
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:34:37 No.529678018
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:34:37 No.529678018▶
Nothing ever happens. Iranians have been a letdown because they were focused on flags and rings for some reason
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:34:50 No.529678047
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:34:50 No.529678047▶
People really think Iran has any type of serious missiles or bombs… they have a better chance of finding the image that is not like the others.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:34:51 No.529678049
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:34:51 No.529678049▶
>>529677665
Iran is almost 40 times as big as Denmark. Almost 1 700 000 km square
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:35:35 No.529678111
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:35:35 No.529678111▶
>>529675814
Think they are having fun bombing all of our assets
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:37:24 No.529678281
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:37:24 No.529678281▶
>>529666666
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:38:39 No.529678391
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:38:39 No.529678391▶
>>529675452
Yeah I'd appreciate if they could bomb my gravel driveway, the ice has built up from under the rocks and become an indestructible mass
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:38:48 No.529678403
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:38:48 No.529678403▶
>>529666241
THIS
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:40:28 No.529678545
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:40:28 No.529678545▶
>>529665637
PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:40:43 No.529678574
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:40:43 No.529678574▶
>>529678047
china does and china has and will and has delivered. what u gonna do? bomb chinese transport? lmao. try it zogshit
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:43:11 No.529678787
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:43:11 No.529678787▶
>>529665856
Lol
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:44:16 No.529678874
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:44:16 No.529678874▶
>>529665637
>Iran realistically could strike berlin
yes, please.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:44:50 No.529678917
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:44:50 No.529678917▶
>>529665637
me pls
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:44:54 No.529678919
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:44:54 No.529678919▶
>>529665965
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:45:10 No.529678942
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:45:10 No.529678942▶
>>529666956
Could you define properly?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:46:25 No.529679061
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:46:25 No.529679061▶
>>529665965
spare this one the rake
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:46:33 No.529679072
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:46:33 No.529679072▶
>>529678049
holy
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:48:22 No.529679238
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:48:22 No.529679238▶
>>529668603
Same. It would fix half of the current trannyshit instantly.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:48:56 No.529679293
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:48:56 No.529679293▶
>>529675460
India is worse than Berlin, niggerbrain
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:49:32 No.529679347
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:49:32 No.529679347▶
>>529667031
>>529668574
The Greeks attacked first, though. Those rebellions did not finance themselves.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:50:37 No.529679441
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:50:37 No.529679441▶
>>529665637
bomb india?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:51:15 No.529679491
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:51:15 No.529679491▶
>>529665637
bulgaria closed its international airport for us military staging at night
they are in range
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:51:45 No.529679540
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:51:45 No.529679540▶
>>529665637
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:52:41 No.529679618
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:52:41 No.529679618▶
They should bomb the kremlin for betraying them and leaving them out to dry. All the air defenses are in and around ukraine, it would be easy.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:53:20 No.529679681
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:53:20 No.529679681▶
>>529679238
Being trans is the natural path for all finns
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:54:40 No.529679820
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:54:40 No.529679820▶
>>529665842
I hope they hit something here too
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:55:18 No.529679870
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:55:18 No.529679870▶
>>529679441
please god do it
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:55:45 No.529679902
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:55:45 No.529679902▶
>>529665965
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:02:22 No.529680476
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:02:22 No.529680476▶
Ok mr iran general reading 4chan for ideas:

Now that the gulf is completely blinded because you totally blew up all $1.1 gorillion worth of the american radar systems over there.

How about you just take all your planes and fly them around qatar, saudi arabia, etc. You guys got full air superiority!
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:14:37 No.529681519
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:14:37 No.529681519▶
>>529665856
israels major chemical/industrial facility (an environmental nightmare apparently) is south west of beer sheva in the desert. if they were serious they would hit that and the resulting chemical cloud would head north over tel aviv
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:17:45 No.529681781
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:17:45 No.529681781▶
>>529665965

Better aim Hell-sink-it then....most shit is there.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:32:40 No.529683061
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:32:40 No.529683061▶
>>529678874
are wokies pro Israel or pro Iran/Palestine? seriously i don’t get anything anymore.

If so they would bomb their own people since Berlin is effectively a Muslim city. But Berlin is also the most woke city in Europe. But woke are pro gay and Israel is the gayest country in the world (except Greece giggidy). So why do they support Palestine who hate fags?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:34:19 No.529683190
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:34:19 No.529683190▶
>>529665856
Mecca or the Dome of the Rock getting blown up would be such an insane history making moment it would never happen
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:36:25 No.529683368
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:36:25 No.529683368▶
>>529665637
Unlike jews, iranians are civilized. Don't expect braindead terrorism from them. But it would be funny if they hit Dimona.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:36:37 No.529683399
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:36:37 No.529683399▶
>>529671973
We are so far away from everywhere else we dont really have to worry
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:36:42 No.529683405
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:36:42 No.529683405▶
>>529665637
>muh ww3
>can't bomb Paris
>can't bomb London
>can't bomb America
What a nothingburger this is.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:36:50 No.529683421
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:36:50 No.529683421▶
>>529665965
kek
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:37:53 No.529683505
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:37:53 No.529683505▶
>>529665637
Bomb Putin and then ally with Ukraine/EU to take out Israel? Would be all-time crazy plot twist.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:37:54 No.529683507
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:37:54 No.529683507▶
>>529665637
Bomb Moscow?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:38:34 No.529683557
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:38:34 No.529683557▶
>>529665637
NUKE POOLAND?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:39:24 No.529683612
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:39:24 No.529683612▶
>>529665637
They should hit Berlin for hosting Bibi. It's a legitimate target.
They only have perhaps 5-10 good missiles though, USA and Israel pretend they have hundreds
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:40:34 No.529683716
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:40:34 No.529683716▶
>>529683557
We don't do that in Germany.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:40:46 No.529683728
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:40:46 No.529683728▶
Honestly, if everything around there turned to glass the world would be a much better place. Take one for the team Iran, just get Israel twice for good measure.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:41:56 No.529683840
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:41:56 No.529683840▶
>>529681519
pls stop i can only get so erect
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:42:06 No.529683857
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:42:06 No.529683857▶
>>529675460
why would they bomb a muslim caliphate? i mean they're already doing that for some reason but
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:43:58 No.529684025
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:43:58 No.529684025▶
>>529683557
I legitimately don't know whether you're referring to Poland or India.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:44:16 No.529684052
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:44:16 No.529684052▶
>>529665637
Oh my gosh. With a range like that they could wipe out Tel Aviv! Oh wait.
Honestly don't know what other place op is referring to.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:50:00 No.529684568
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:50:00 No.529684568▶
>>529665965
idk why but this is the one
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:53:21 No.529684869
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:53:21 No.529684869▶
>>529678018
You killed the guy who had that thing, the new one seems to like hoisting missiles
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:55:40 No.529685092
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:55:40 No.529685092▶
>>529666648
Underrated

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