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>Will petrol and diesel prices go up now?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20zgjzz0e4o

>UK will allow US to use bases to strike Iranian missile sites, PM says
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqj9g11p1ezo

>More than 100,000 Britons register for help in Middle East
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62drgzled6o
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Voting Restore. Simple as.
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Anti-rupo memes are posting by the brown man
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POOLS CLOSED DUE TO JEW AIDS
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772315764879255.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772315764879255.mp4
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>>529673498
>>529673438
>>529673422
Gentlemen. Better or worse?
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Don't
Care
Voting
Lowe
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>>529673438
>>529673422
>>529673498
>>529673510
You are splitting the vote and allowing the commies to win.
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I for one welcome our
reform
restore
reform
restore
bot overlords. Top quality posts that really cover the pressing issues of the moment.
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Way too many question marks over Restore and Reform, imo. Something smells fishy.

I'm actually leaning into hearing what the Tories now have to say, now they've got rid of Borisrael Johnson and the bad apples from their cabinet.
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>>529673498
Facts.

>>529673301
Post hand + timestamp
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>>529673621
Ai slop. Simple as.
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>>529673621
Abdul, fake tweet.
Still waiting for your hand + timestamp.
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>>529673637
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>>529673621
alri brown hands
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>>529673631
>Wants to discuss Iran

BORING.
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>>529673794
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we have a legal system that rewards niggers stabbing

I hear the nigger that went stabby today did so with the intent of not being deported
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its good how the jannies put a stop to the discord loser gang tbqh things have been much better lately.
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>>529673621
>vote tactically
>commie shit still happens
Imagine voting for actual ministers from the old government
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>>529673980
They do it for free, you know.
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>>529673301
Can't wait to vote Restore lads.
>>529673438
Based and Rupert-pilled
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>>529673841
>>529673980
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>>529673732
>>529673716
Weak Sauce
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>>529674148
Hand + timestamp, Abdul.
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RESTORE

DERANGEMENT

SYNDROME

My nugga Lowe got these bitches foaming in rage lmao
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>>529674247
Whiter than you Steve
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>>529674315
Do what you're told
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>>529674080
Whats the dead simple solution?
'simple' and 'dead' sound based, but i doubt it's what i'm thinking.
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>Iranian drones strike U.K.'s airbase RAF Aktoriri in Cyprus
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>>529674315
Somebody should tell the jew that Christs body was the final sacrifice
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daily reminder
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>>529674473
again?
that happened yesterday didn't it ?

TKD
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>>529674315
Back away from the animal slowly you fuckin deviant
>b-but my god says I need to see the fear in its eyes! Oy vey annuda shaoh
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>>529673631
I second this motion under zero duress
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So is it just AIslop/pol/ now?
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>>529674315
You'll have no problem posting your hand & timestamp then?
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>>529673498
>>529673438
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>>529673616
Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking Resaaar jeets
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>>529674459
>slaps "legal" and "british values" sticker on
>Jobs a goodun
Nigel "I stopped the far right I hate them the most" Farage
>indian talent
he makes me sick
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He has the Media backing, boomerwaffen backing, is a Successful business man, has blackrock betting behind him, and our bell Bonnie Blue, yea im voting Nige.
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>>529674789
Abdul, we know you have about 10 VPNs active in brit/pol/ threads.

Now
Hand
+
Timestamp
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>>529674749
Its fun letting them go at it for a while
I believe there are a few of us left.
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>>529673621

No Irainian every called me goy
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>>529673301
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the shilling is crazy
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>>529674757
WE'VE GOT ONE THAT CAN SEE
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770774182808860.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770774182808860.webm
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>>529671393
Made too much. At least I don't need to make any for Sunday.
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Cant believe i ever rode with Reform

Me, And me own son. Fooking civnat cucks
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>>529675049
No he just cut your throat because you drew a picture of his cloud god.
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>Two more U.S. service members have been killed in Iranian attacks, raising the number of U.S. deaths to 6.

CENTCOM: TAMPA, Fla. – As of 4 pm ET, March 2, six U.S. service members have been killed in action. U.S. forces recently recovered the remains of two previously unaccounted for service members from a facility that was struck during Iran's initial attacks in the region.
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>>529675142
Something tells me that our/lowe/ is making a VERY big tent
vs
Reform (just another word for change)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772477032168671.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772477032168671.mp4
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>>529675278
Done him
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cartoon tier
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>>529675647
Must have been told it'll win him the mid terms
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>>529675238
prodigal son
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>>529675680
Must be off for purim
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>>529675591

You won’t do me you ya little faggots
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On holiday lads. I should have done this a decade ago. It's really interesting just to experience brief meetings with people, places etc. There is a sense of openness between people who are abroad. Have spoken to so many Germans and in general they are pretty good people, same for most people I've met. Really gets you out of the bitter mindset, at least ir has for me temporarily. Wish I was younger doing this, but it is what it is. Have spoken to a few cute girls, simply by minding my own business and appearing content. Did bore one to death, which was a shame because she was georgeous and seemed to enjoy my company initially. It's a great way to learn important lessons quite quickly, and in that respect I recommend. Saw quite a few hippies today and observed them for a bit. It made me realise that as uncertain and indecisive as I am, I know I could never live that kind of lifestyle. Listened to two of them on a bus talking about drugs in a kind of spiritual-psychological way for ages. One of them was the son of a wealthy doctor. Have eaten in restaurants alone, and it helped relieve my general anxiety a bit. Have thought quite a bit about aging and death, and tried to accept them in an authentic way. Keep returning to the thought of sex, and beyond that love. I've missed out in a big way on both accounts, which is very hard to accept. Cheers.
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>>529675623
Shitjeet, more people other than Muslims hate you.
>Saar you are the paki
Desperate little rapejeet
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This article really activates my almonds.
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>>529675884
>Have spoken to so many Germans and in general they are pretty good people, same for most people I've met
How to tell me you're a jew without saying you're a jew
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>>529675680
many such cases
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>>529675863
durka durka
ramydamalam finished yet? i notice it's no longer being shoved down my throat by my local council who can't say merry christmas either
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>>529676125
And some jugs
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>>529675818
hidden in plain sight
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>>529676125
kuzzar milkers
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>>529675591
>>529675278

Look how the little maggots are quiet

Doing a bit of group think

Pondering the correct response

No wonder you was bullied
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>>529675238
kek
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>>529676125
Awful shoop.
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>>529676125
>distortion around tits
typical tricks Schlomo
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>>529676282
Very high testosterone post
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>>529675925
Remember when an anon said
>muslims are homos
and you replied
>NO WE'RE NOT!
on your VPN?
Picrel is the thread. Any anon can run the post number through plebs, and expose you, Abdul;
>capitalising muslim
>saying "we" when refering to muslims
>seething when someone points out your name is abdul and you are a jeet, abeit a muslim one from pakistan
>refusing to post your hand

All this could be refuted if you post your hand + timestamp.
But you won't.
Bcuz brown muslim jeet called Abdul.
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>>529676282
This is why I prefer nightmares, waking up from a dream where you're shagging merkle is a delight but waking up from a dream with ange can be heartwrenching
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>>529676217
MEGAKEK
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>>529675818
zesty
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>>529676497
>>529676442
>>529676420
>>529676282
Well they've finally clocked on
Clap clap for the handicapped
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>halal certified
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>>529676282
I do confess that if a nude Piri was a brown version of siripornstar circa 2012 I'd be diamond.
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>>529675818
Fucks going on with that hairline?
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>>529676330
What are you on about, munchkin
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>>529675884
i,m not reading all that
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>>529676657
how many wheels does a box that gets you from A to B have?
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A jannie that does his job? I'm impressed
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>>529673301
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>>529675818
ETHNO
T
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One for the wheelbarrow
>>529673615
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>>529673438
>>529673422
>>529673615
we're so back
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If there’s any Englishmen Irishmen Scotsmen or Welshmen in here that thinks voting or politics will change anything your a fucking dimwit.

We either get together and have it or we’re fucked as a people
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>>529677001
ME OWN LEEDAH, ME OWN PRIOME MINISTAH... A FOOKIN BUMBOY FER SAVILLE! DISGOOSTIN
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https://x.com/IranArmyMedia/status/2028551892062933501

>oy vey pet
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>>529676497
kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbe8lW3XCBU
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>>529677202
>israel being destroyed
cor!
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>>529677202
lmao, Iranians with their 'eternal destruction' and 'consequences will never be the same' flounce come off like total faggots.
Tel Aviv would be the new Babylon if you believed them
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>>529677133
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764702518177642.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764702518177642.mp4
>He took them back to his own fookin house
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>>529677121
We are a civilised people.
We don't do all this revolution shit anymore.
It's either voting politely or nothing.
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>>529677121
>your a fucking dimwit.
Chairs ready for you, mate. Don't forget the hat.
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>>529677350
Before I watch your clip, Dutton always come across as a twat. I dun loike him much
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>>529677284
They'll believe anything
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>>529677310
He's a good lad this Janny.
Why don't you post about fucking din dins again you boring pleb.
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>>529677451
>hes a big posh sod with plums in his mouth
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>>529677202
any kino streams, lookner isn't streaming rn
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https://x.com/ij422/status/2028569003828863039

>polish flags
>mfw
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>>529677616
I think they banned it desu desu
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>>529677202
kinda kino, is it ai tho?
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>>529677295
Eyes of a mutt. Dad egyptian, turkish?
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>NEW: Cyprus has suggested that poor communication by the UK government led to the drone attack on RAF Akrotiri
>It hasn’t ruled out renegotiating the use of the base
Queef is going to someone lose even more British territory and money
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>>529677803
I just wanna see missiles over Tel Aviv one more time manbut yeah they cut the webcams when anything spicy starts. Actually the same thing happened at the start of 2022 Ukraine invasion. To stop them knowing if their artillery was hitting the targets i guess.
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>>529677616
>any kino streams

any of the ones i've seen look fake or too far away, think they've literally shut it down

they took some big hits the last few nights (confirmed ones) yet the streams show nothing anymore when they used to, even pozzed msm ones with a reporter on a balcony have stopped

can't even have fun anymore, cunts
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>>529677992
>It hasn’t ruled out renegotiating the use of the base
soverien base territory. they can't do shit. it's not up for negotiation.
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One of those people who've lived a computer life and are already past it, the kind of person who thinks geo guessing is just like travel.
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>>529677803
He streamed for 19hrs, pretty sure hes Zzzz Zzzz mimimiming now
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>>529677866
Grok says real
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>>529673438
How can you not judge by the phenotype that this is an evil man? How easily fooled are you
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>>529677295
greetings my niggers
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>>529678176
cope mongol
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>>529678167
You do realise you're talking about Queef, he's already sent them his top jew lawyers to extract concessions from the ether
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>>529678167
>soverien base territory. they can't do shit. it's not up for negotiation.

kek nice one lad

don't underestimate are keir in giving up foren things we own
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>>529678236
wrong pic
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>>529678207
post tits
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>>529677694
Something eerie about missile warfare
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772487358642088.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772487358642088.mp4

They could have been chill in judea but no they want country number 7
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>>529678311
>>529678336
shit yeah i forgot he gives people sovereign land.
fucked that one up didnt i
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>>529678353
Grok, is this real
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>>529678406
There's a genuine non zero chance that the groundwork is properly laid under his tenure for the handover of Chagos, Gibraltar, and the Cypriot bases.
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>>529678353
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>>529678381
they could have just used this for the memetic potential
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prv3wl3X9O4
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>>529678623
It's looking a little ominous. I wonder what grift they're going to think up for St Helena, Ascension, and Tristan da Cunha
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>>529677694
trucks have different number of tyres.
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>>529678236
>another jewish politician
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>>529678757
One imagines that it'll be some sort of leasemaxxing scheme, find the nearest shithole country with the most tenuous claim (how the fuck that's going to work with St Helena idk), get them to kvetch to the ICJ or some other gay organisation, then negotiate a handover but with some long lease for cash. Therefore everyone gets paid on the British taxpayers dime. And all the while closer to home Northern Ireland is still in some EU limbo with internal ID controls.
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>>529678969
who would have thought it?
maybe even
"another jewish music group"? seeing as she was ozzy kikebournes manager
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Yerbury (فَرَّجَ ٱللَّٰهُ عَنْهُ) will save this country
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Rupert who?
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tf jews are talking about Turkey now, Naftali Bennet, gear up goy, it's time to go die for jews
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Going to go to the Israeli embassy in London tomorrow and see if I can get the £7k deal per positive post. Might let them haggle me down a bit but could do with the cash.
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>>529677694
nothing will happen
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>>529679423
>Israel attacks Turkey (for some reason, I thought they had some frenemy relations going on)
>Turkey presses Article 5
>??????
>HOLOCAUST
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>>529679339
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
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>>529679339
cannot stand this yankike scumbag to be desual
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>>529679653
Shouldn't we have enacted article five when Iran droned the RAF base?
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>>529677694
>aislop
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New pilpul just dropped
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>>529679423
this 4 week special operation is doomed to failure.
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>>529679867
Better check your dildos safe Chaim
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>>529679878
>talking to commies
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>>529679796
To paraphrase Cheeto Benito himself
>Are you still a believer in NATO? Because in 2026, it’s marginal, right?
Estonia wasn't exactly running to our rescue were they now, they're usually one of the cunts that loves to hype up Article 5 so a bit weird innit
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>>529679878
suck my shit
https://youtu.be/-wNhdjoF-6M?list=RD-wNhdjoF-6M
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>>529679878
So the jews aren't native to israel. Glad they cleared that up.
>>529680038
Eh, soft power means fuck all anyway.
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I want to go back to the times of Ted Rogers, Christmas lights that had proper little bulbs in them that heated up the artificial snow on the tree and created fumes, no hairs around my willy, my best mate offering me his holy communion money through my letterbox so he could give me a blowjob behind the oil drum factory, when willys were called sponkies and red enders, finding empty pop bottles in alleyways to take back the shop in exchange for 10p so I could buy a box of matches and start random fires, wanking and firing blanks without any jizz to clean up, seeing dogs shagging in the street outside a pub and getting stuck together

I want to go back
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>>529677364

Too near the bone?
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>>529679920
We have one of those in britfeel but not from there
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>>529679878
That's not really new, they've been doing that game for over a decade publicly now, longer probably in academia.
>But England was colonised by the Normans and Vikings????
Abos never underwent ethnogenesis in Australia prior to the arrival of the Brits so they're actually not native or something
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>>529679339
>voting for a muslim owned party
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>>529679339
cor! propah organic dis is, moar oganic than dem woke avocados
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>>529679867
yeah it will just be 20 years of guerilla warfare at the goyims expense
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>>529680210
I've seen him poison many generals and i know he was in britfeel and also leftypol too. He's cancer. I'm glad he's being dealt with. I'm sure he's still here, but he can't do his usual bullshit derailing
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>>529680254
kek
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>>529680421
His child porn sharing site is dead. Good riddance inshallah
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>>529680506
hope the cunt who ran it topped himself
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BREAKING: Initial reports of an explosion heard in Larnaca, Cyprus.
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>>529679102
Mali's Atlantic Fleet feasibly could've reached Ascension and St Helena.

Some of the historical erasure of this fact by the Brits has been inexcusable.
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>>529681015
>Mali's Atlantic Fleet
Um, isn't Mali landlocked?
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>>529680923
yeah ok but are the jews getting liquidated again?
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Things are moving too quickly, I have no idea what's going on
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>>529681164
the empire of mali from the 1300s
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>>529681293
World war. Buy lentils.
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>>529681164
Mansa Musa's predecessor - of the Mali Empire - was insanely based and tried to yolo over the Atlantic with probably the entirety of his economy.
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>>529681406
Debunked
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>>529681320
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>>529673301
I pray to god the green party win, I'm putting my entire net worth on shorting the ever living shit out of the pound sterling.

It's going to be epic.
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>>529681406
>>529681468
Ah yes, Mansa Muh Fat Dick. tbf didn't even realise they had a fleet back then, although that story sounds like bullshit, 2000 ships, really?
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>>529681416
Deenz stocks were low in Tesco today
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>>529681632
DEENZ NUTS
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>>529681605
Just depends how the UN courts look at it, desu. If it turns out that the UK genocided an entire Malian Wakanda, and burnt the evidence, it won't be a great look in front of the international community.
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>>529681632
Hence lentils.
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ITS TIME TO YOLO OVER THE ATLANTIC WITH YERBURY (فَرَّجَ ٱللَّٰهُ عَنْهُ) AT THE HELM
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>>529681522
clearly a bitter yiddo
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>>529681320
This is fucking abhorrent. I despise these reaction shots which manipulate normies into thinking that's how they must react.
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i like rupert because hes named after my favourite 4chan cat
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>>529681191
nah just the scots
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>>529681869
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>>529681973
based
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>>529679878

My people have been here since the picts.
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>>529682219
everything is propaganda now
everything
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>>529681320
Is this AI?
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>>529681869
Programming normies with TV is all they have.
That's why they're coming down hard on alternative sources of information
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>>529682364
you shouldn't even need to qualify that
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>>529682398
Always has been.
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>>529681320

BBC fiction

Cunt would get battered to embarrassment in reality
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>>529682471
Pravda had more dignity and artistic merit than that
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>>529673438
There is no alternative
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>>529682436
i wish it were AI
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Iran is gonna make my student loan payments increase
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lookner literally confirming israeli government are shutting down live streams, only a few authorised ones left and they are probably censored too if it gets bad

doesn't sound like they're winning....
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>>529673980
post grim table
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>>529682424
kek
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>>529682524
award ceremony? yeah why not
pop music? fucking yes mayte
children's TV ? You fucking know it
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Just had a word with HM The King and he said he's going to appoint Lowe as PM no matter how the next election goes.
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Hate absolutely all kinds of foreigners lads.
Hope Israel gets destroyed though. Wouldn't mind if the USA does too tbhwy.
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>>529682723
you cannot win a guerilla war with conventional tactics, ask America (again)
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>>529682723
Israel doesn't care if they kill their own people. Nor does america, and to a slightly lesser extent, nor do we. This Russian dude predicted all of this shit years ago, now ok you can say yeah no shit america bombs oil rich countries that don't bend the knee but he predicted exactly how, which countries, and where the refugees go.
https://youtube.com/shorts/92C8L1DK5IQ?si=3HykQyPk_-pzHZRw
video is in russian but with english subs. He died years ago btw. And he talked in other vidoes about Israel bombing Iraq before it happened
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>>529682471
That guy seems as if he knows more than he's letting on, kek.
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>>529682985
I wouldn't object to every foren disappearing tomorrow.
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>>529683124
just imagine, endless fields of green ripe for colonialism by anglo families
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Imagine if the Chinks decide that now they're going to strike Taiwan
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>>529683258
Give it a few hundred years for nature to reclaim everything first.
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>>529683287
world war Epstein fury
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>>529683258
> endless fields of green
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Has James O’Brien EVER had a fair conversation in his life? I think he only lets certain people through the radio. Very rare someone with quick thinking abilities is let on.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1d6k376qpdo
>Triple killer Valdo Calocane broke into the flat of a woman who fractured her spine when she fell from a window trying to flee - 11 minutes after he was released from custody, a public inquiry has heard.
>a police officer told the Nottingham Inquiry, external she stood by her decision not to pursue a prosecution over the break-in, due to Calocane's mental health.
>Nottinghamshire Police decided not to pursue a prosecution due to Calocane's mental health and based on the opinion of the consultant Dr Faizal Seedat at Highbury Hospital, where Calocane had been detained.
>The inquiry heard Seedat - who was not made aware by police of the earlier incident - said Calocane was deemed "not in touch with reality" at the time he broke into the flat.
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>>529673301
Reform just needs to adopt a stronger policy against immigration.
and if they don't, how are they any different than Tories?
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>>529683287
Can't see this happening to be honest
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>>529673301
Imagine loving shitskins and not supporting trump. What would that be like? Youd probably support the ukraine as well.
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>>529682471
Lol this is either lame or actually pretty neat anti propaganda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQkcP0olmQY
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>>529683464
He runs an incredibly efficient dictatorship
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>>529683471
>11 minutes after he was released from custody
Grindset

>her decision not to pursue a prosecution over the break-in, due to Calocane's mental health.
FOIDS!
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>>529683471
its funny to them
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>>529683471
Jaw on that cunt.
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>>529673301
>Right, Rupert. See, Restore has been growing quickly, hundred thousand members, but you've got Steve Laws saying me Ghanaian mate Footlong, well he's Ghanaian but he's English, is going to get deported, and Laws follows you on Ecks. So what do you say to that? Can an African not be English?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman
>A woman is an adult female human.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adult_human_female
>"Adult human female" is a slogan adopted by anti-gender and gender-critical (also known as TERF) movements, with the aim of excluding trans women from the definition of a woman. The phrase is a dictionary-type definition of woman, and scholars have described it as a dog whistle for transphobic beliefs and a form of coded hate speech.
top kek
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>Interesting side anecdote is that of the three F-15E Strike Eagles shot down in Kuwait, either by Iranian forces or by Kuwaiti “friendly fire” using Patriot missile batteries (official story but I have my doubts), two have had female aviators but not pilots. The strike eagle is a dual cockpit plane, front is the the pilot who controls plane and the guns and air to air missile, and the rear WSO (weapons system officer) who operates the targeting systems and the bombs/heavy ordinance. Two WSO’s shot down were women, which is unlikely with a random distribution of the numbers of female aviators, which leads me to believe that the US military is boosting females who fail pilot courses into WSO roles that don’t require the ability to fly a plane
Honestly I buy it
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>>529682471
what tellyslop is this?
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>>529683578
Tikka masala isn't even that nice.
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>U-turns on every decision

what's the game plan here?
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>>529683720
same as coloured person vs person of colour
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>>529683671
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>>529683958
Pretend R democracy is legit and he some how is in control of stuff by wearing a suit
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>>529681320
>being english is me mate footlong and abdul sharing their yummy foods on Eid

the shit we would meme about on here is now real ffs
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>>529682471
Kek
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Jezza looks like he's gonna cry on newsnight right now lol.

Almost feel sorry for the guy in his old age.
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>>529683671
Wonder how much African ghost population DNA he has?
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might hit the weights
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>>529676685
Did you know, those price labels arent paper slid into a plastic sleeve, but mini tellies? One of them glitched out when I wemt to get yogurt and fpr a second I thought I was in some matrix/they live mashup before coming back to my dolescrounge senses.
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>>529683820
Irish telly slop
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>>529683720
>(((scholars have described)))

kek
They just put this shite out there time after time and the normies lap it up.
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>>529683679
I still have no idea who exactly Liam Bald Tuffs is
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>>529683464
As soon as he feels his views might be questioned , it's kill switch and onto the next caller.
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>>529677001
It was a different time - we were all molested
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>>529684168
probably found some shit in his pants
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I'm ok with that
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>>529683958
this guy screams glownigger. how wasn't this obvious to me from day 1 He's here to bring about the end times
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What did Trump have on queer Keir to make him budge?
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>>529684377
Major shareholder in ASUSs TUF gaming laptops.
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>>529684537
3 Rentboys?
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>>529684505
>no definitive article
reee
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>>529684045
he's not doing a good job
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Yeah maybe eating 6000 calories in 20 minutes wasn't a great idea
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>>529684664
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g2jp6y630o
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No one fucking wants it, great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
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>>529677251
Mardy cunt. I had armed police on me for having a samurai sword (some fat woman rang up and dobbed me in, said it was definitely real. I had a fucking brolly) I dropped it, let them search me and inspext the brolly, 5 mins later I was off with an apology and my shite back.
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>>529684505
bung him through a wood chipper first
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>>529684134
The indigenous people of these islands will rise again!
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>>529684740
The festival of gluttony
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>>529684756
I was complaining about the language choice. It should be "One of THE UK's richest men", they continually drop the definitive article for no good reason. If you don't want to include THE just use Britain instead, it flows infinitely better
>One of Britain's richest men wants German citizenship over 'hostility' to Jews
See? Using solely "UK" makes the title sound like a retarded freshy, I have no idea why they've made this continued editorial choice
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>>529679878
>in modern language
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>>529677251
"Auditors" are spastics.
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>>529685066
Weird as it may seem, but BAMEs read the news.
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>>529684854
so you got bitched by the police that's one thing but now you're talking about it like you're proud of it? what the actual fuck
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>>529684854
>mistaking a brolly for a samurai sword
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>>529684740
What's really in that kebab? (Blackpool lad)
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Die for Israel
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>>529685184
Richard Tice writing this in the Death Note next to everybody on Earth's name.
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>>529685184
Jog on mate.
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>>529685066
It's the legacy of headlinese, makes sense in print because it saves space and ink, but obviously there's no need for it online.
Then again, I'd prefer that to "Keir Starmer just..." and "here's why that's a good thing"-type headlines.
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>>529685163
That's almost certainly not true, and even if it was they shouldn't be writing it, proper grammar should be used throughout, why else do people pay the licence fee?
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Readings still OK here
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It's actually Nigel who's splitting the right-wing vote by snaking his supporters and turning Reform into a party for Bangladeshis.

Sorry, not sorry. Nigel never had a right to my vote. If his party isn't of use to me, I won't be voting for it. Simple as.
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>>529685382
Translation fees.
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cnv6gqg7y10o
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start building your own printing press
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>>529685385
wherabouts in Israel are you?
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>>529685589
overhead press > printing press you fucking dork
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>>529685376
Was it a tradition to even refer to the country as the UK during the height of print media when those norms were laid down? I can't imagine it was, a weird combination where such concerns have already been tossed out of the window and at the same time a new term for the country has clearly been pushed top down.
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>>529685630
the pen is mightier than the sword
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>>529685626
A wee place just west of Haifa called FRANCE
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Say something nice about the first king of the world.
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>>529685703
wanna bet? square go
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>>529681522
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Photography is not a crime
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>>529685184
>Die for Israel
*Live for England
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>>529681320
The fuck is eid
Whats mo sala
Is he about to propose sex segregated entrances to pubs
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>>529685888
it is when you do it you fucking noncey bastard
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>>529685770
Would fuck his wife
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>>529685770
I'm glad he's white.
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Imagine having such little class awareness that you think a gentrified banker called Rupert is on the same side as you, a prole with whom he has nothing in common.
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>be me
>burger visiting London for the first time
>take a ride on the "tube"
>sneeze
>a man wearing turbine turns to me
>"may allah bless you my friend"
Vote for Restore Britain
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>>529685458

Reform is simply the tories, it's all teh same people now.

Obviously they will do a coalition with them.
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>>529680254
Is that Matt Lucas?
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>>529685973
I was hoping that was a sip. Glad you didnt disappoint.
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>>529686069
Is he? How can you tell behind the tan?
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>The Welsh investor said Britain was "far more hostile than the US" towards its Jewish community, citing the attack on Manchester's Heaton Park synagogue in 2025.
Um, didn't the police kill more jews than the terrorist?

>Sir Michael, who has written about his family's experience of the Nazis, said "antisemitism is always in the air" and there were modern parallels to the persecution they had faced.
lol, mental

>He said he was applying for a German passport, what he calls an "insurance policy" that would allow him the opportunity to flee the US or the UK in a way that some of his ancestors were unable to escape persecution.
Ah now you see they've included the definitive article in the text! And why not go to Ireland, oh wait they like Pallies lol

>Speaking to BBC News, Sir Michael said that while antisemitism was an issue in many societies, including California where he has spent his working life, he said Britain was "far more hostile than the US" for Jews.
>Sir Michael said the antisemitism also meant there were "kids in north-west London who no longer wear their school blazers" to avoid being identified as attending Jewish schools.
Tiniest violin

>Despite his huge personal success, Sir Michael said a meeting with former Welsh First Minister Rhodri Morgan in 2001 had brought back those feelings of being different.
>During a Welsh government trade trip to Silicon Valley, he said Morgan opened the conversation with: "So Michael, what's a nice Jewish boy like you doing in Silicon Valley?"
>The line, he recalled, instantly transported him back to his childhood in Cardiff, stirring "all of those feelings of not being Welsh, of being different. It struck a nerve... it was really raw".
Brythonically mogged, what a whingy cunt
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>>529686071
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>>529686069
it should've been idris elba
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>>529686071
Less in common with you Ackmed
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>>529686071
It's possible there's a shared hatred of foreigners at the least.
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>>529685066
Witnessed
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>>529685780
organised violence > disorganised violence
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>>529685888
> was gobbos lawyers first line of defence against the first year netball teams legal advisor
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>>529686055
Really, that’s grim
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>>529686312
my cock > your shitpipe
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>>529673621
Sauce? Or it didn't happen
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>>529686598
Ewe
>>529686598
Milk
>>529686598
Cheese
>>529686598
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>>529686389
Aye
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Iran is another nothingburger. I'd be disappointed if I was Miriam Adelson right now.
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>>529683720
What about when scholars say trans is bollocks?
The wiki page for trans doesnt even mention any controversy or disagreement on the supposed disorder. Its just presented as factual as any anatomy page.>>529683671
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>>529685169
Waistband reacher or forren? Reasonable compliance doesnt make someone the bitch.
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>>529687548
says the bitch
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>>529686071
Will vote for the person I deem most likely to send them back. Simple as.
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Restore didn’t even run in the by-election. Advance UK “split” the vote but even with their votes it wouldn’t be enough to win. Restore will mobilize nonvoters to vote and claim the mantle of the right. Then there will be no vote to split.

Note how this coordinated sabotage campaign of mentioning vote splitting destroyed the PPC in Canada and we are forever stuck with a gay 2 party system. Don’t let it happen to you. You split the conservative vote to push right to reform. Now reform is cucking so time to push even further right. Don’t let this opportunity slip you.
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>>529687548
Terminally online NEETs lack the charisma to bypass state drones.
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>>529687758

Youre mistaking me for your mate george floyd

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