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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA WE SUNK THE ENTIRE IRANIAN NAVY Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:02:01 No.529674886 [Reply]▶
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HAHAHAHA THAT DRONE SHPER CARRIER DID NOTHING
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>>529674886
It needed to be captured and studied. This technology is practically alien, we lost out on critical research.
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>>529674886
>america only ever posted one photo of the iran navy thingy
>ships are still blocked from passing through
>iran navy was a peace time navy
telaviv willl be razed to the ground
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>>529675464
A ukranian flag with the big brain comment lol
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>>529674886
How many ships does the US have in the Persian Gulf?
Oh. Ohhhhh. Lol.
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>>529675808
>Stonetoss compares the hardcore guys who've thrown back everyone since Alexander the Great....to pic related.
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>>529675068
You can say "oh yey blowback is going to be insane"
Or
"Why did we bomb Iran when ram is 1200$?"
I guess a lot of things you could say.
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>>529675305
What are you talking about? Israel has been bombed to rubble, like completely destroyed (again), and a US carrier just ate shit.
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>>529674886
>AI goyslop from PEDCOM
>6 zogbot deaths announced seconds later
KEEEKKKAAAARROOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>529676401
>AI slop video
>first tomahawk flies past everything
>random splash of water next to carrier that doesn't move
>pans to a battleship that gets hit by a missile, but the explosion happens in an entirely different spot
pathetic
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>>529675305
>Venezuela and Iran... there was all this talk and all this yapping about fighting back against the US.
The US military trains and plans attacks on the assumption that everything a foreign power says is 100% true. When it isn't (and it never is) we look like juggernauts because we assumed they were tougher than they really are and prepared to fight that tough version. We also always lose war games to justify military budget increases.
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>>529674886
all international shipping is owned by jewish capitalists
america = jews
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>>529674886
Building planes for ants?
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>>529676504
They hardly have those anymore lol
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Strait of Hormuz is 60km across. Not nothing, but it seems like pretty cheap and simple anti-ship missiles and drones could menace it enough to make the passage uninsurable. Seems like Iran doesn't need a navy to shut down the Gulf.
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>>529677852
>w..we don't even need a navy anyway!
Well good news!
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>>529677852
Damn thats crazy..... anyways pool's closed.
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>>529677999
If Iran says it's shutting down the Strait and will send drones/ASMs after anything trying to transit, the US Navy (or other navies) *could* position their ships somewhere in the straight and attempt to shoot down what Iran sends (with CIWS or missile interceptors) but a. that seems really risky (Iran would know just where those warships were to target) b. could get expensive if they're using interceptors against every RC plane that comes anywhere near and c. would that allow ships transiting with that protection to be insurable at affordable rates?
All this seems like something the US - and particularly the GCC states which have made a business of shoveling bribes to Trump and his family and friends - should have considered before starting this.
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>>529675305
RU stretched themselves thin enough with the war in ukraine that they can't really provide resources to iran, who is actually making weapons for them.
China is the same deal, basically Xi has guaranteed an invasion on formosa within the next 2 years. So best case scenario, the chinese start pouring into iran and we get to distract half of their supply lines. Worst case scenario, the chinese do nothing and we shut up one of their lapdogs.
basically, we can do these actions and get away with them because russia and china are too busy with their own conflicts to help some dumb city states
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>>529678551
They can reach Cyprus it would seem, but presumably they'd want something more tailored to the anti-ship roll, and could trade range for speed and warhead size. Seems like very basic visual + RF processing AI (without need for radar) could target ships autonomously, basically tell it to hit anything that's sticking out of the water.
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>>529678983
Russia and China aren't getting involved beyond intelligence because they'd get fucking wrecked. Besides, the second the US and Russia start tussling, all the European faggots will be "brave" enough to finally go fight the Russians.
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>>529678909
In the "do nothing" scenario Iran is already being blockaded. In the close-the-strait scenario everyone is being blockaded, so there is pressure being applied to the Guld arab states to have them put pressure on the US to end attacks and do whatever else is necessary to get shipping flowing again.
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>>529675005
cute litle fella
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>>529679311
>if you don't stop i'm gonna hit you
>doesn't stop
>gets hit
warnings were given. the inbred retards had time to capitulate and not try to larp like the warmongering chimps they haven't been in centuries.
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>>529676498
Your footage is AI slop. Ours is real.
>>529678500
So you either target Israel, the land forces or these navies. You don't have enough missiles to take out everything.
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>>529679324
>why not park them inside vans and spread em throughout the region?
We're destroying all of that along with all the mobile missile systems; their mobile launchers are basically massive, modified dump trucks. They don't have an inconspicuous launch system for single drones. The reason Trump said "the big one" still hasn't happened is because we're eliminating all of their projection capabilities before we send in missiles/jets/planes galore to sweep up the rest.
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>>529679844
Their "neutral neighbours" aren't helping them. In fact they seem to be hosting the militaries of their adversaries (Israel and the US).
Those neutral neighbours will be very reluctant to take any action against Iran both because they aren't confident in the capabilities of their pretend militaries, but primarily because their publics are very hostile to the US and Israel.
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>>529679411
Compared to Russia, European NATO members have a massive fucking military. Three times as much advanced armor, 5 times as much naval capacity, 3 times as much active combat aircraft. They could mog the Russians if they weren't complete pussies.
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>>529679581
Iran has always said it would close Hormuz when it was attacked. That's a central point of their military doctrine and always has been. You're just another dumbfuck confidently blabbering about stuff you know fuck all about, like 99.99% of this shithole kikeboard nowadays. Also on a somewhat related note, your flag proves you're brown and subhuman.
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Attagoy!
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that won't re-open neither Hormuz nor the red sea tho
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>>529676035
it was never assumed that China would back up either Venezuela or Iran, what in the fuck are you talking about. Our ability to bomb Iran, take out its navy, etc, was never in question. The issue is whether that would force a regime change, make it impossible for Iran to interdict shipping, etc - without having to send soldiers to another mountainous middle eastern shithole.
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>>529675305
the DNC spent the last 60 years developing a reputation for the US military to be so helplessly incompetent they had to beg and send huge pallets of cash money to get its kidnapped sailors back
they just couldn't understand why it made Iran more determined to destroy the USA instead of less, because if liberals could learn they'd stop being liberal
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>>529679935
Maritime map clearly shows the strait is still closed you glownigger pedo kike. Im going to snip your ballsack open with a pair of grooming scissors, remove the testes stuff them down your throat and then cut your dick off and strangle you to death with it
Now get to work on that paperwork kek
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>>529680743
This is retarded. Israel has nukes and is putting up with all sorts of shit. Russia had whole breakaway regions in the 90s didn't nuke them. If Europe went to war with Russia Russia would cry uncle or be occupied it wouldn't commit suicide by nuke.
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>>529675005
>too poor for catapults
>too poor for adult sized aircraft
You would think the oil and gas profits would have at least provided enough money to hire some engineers. How in the fuck did these guys ever become a global boogeyman?
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>>529675305
It was never a debate, everybody knows that Iran’s military capabilities are far less than the United States. But that doesn’t mean that they are defeated, we thought the Taliban for 20 years and they still exist.
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>>529681144
>How in the fuck did these guys ever become a global boogeyman?
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>>529680743
>Wanting a deterrent to never face invasion is how Iran got where it is now....
You don't have to invade Russia to beat them. They have massive borders to defend, you can harass them nonstop across multiple fronts and spread them thin (this is part of the reason Putin is trying to capture former Soviet territory - he needs to reduce the size of borders he has to defend). 1/4 of their economy is based on exports. Just seize anything they attempt to export (they technically have a navy but it's not capable of protecting shipping routes).
And, for perspective, we spend more each year, and have for decades, to maintain our nuclear stockpile than Russia spends on it's entire military. I am not convinced that even a tiny amount of their arsenal is viable.
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>>529681602
Between my grandparents and uncles, I have 5 blood relatives who fought in korea and vietnam. And direct ties to the john burch family, which if you know anything about history is the first time communist china fucked us. We literally liberated the entire country of china just for them to kills thousands of capitalist supports and ousted the rest of them to taiwan.
But keep up the rhetoric, Im sure you guys are really american yourselves and not just slanteyed chinks on VPNs
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>Between my grandparents and uncles, I have 5 blood relatives who fought in korea and vietnam. And direct ties to the john burch family,
Nigger, shut the fuck up. Faggot ass.
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>>529680205
People don't understand this. The people living in these countries despise the monarchies that brutally run them. Iran was run by the shah monarchy for a short time and was so brutal that it caused the iranian revolution. By bombing bahrain and the others, they enable enough chaos for the citizens to destroy the structure oppressing them. Even criminal groups might enter the fight if they think they can take over these countries are divert oil revenues into their own pockets. America will accept any leadership that plays nice and keeps oil flowing, they don't care how middle east countries treat their own citizens. So remember that because us/israel tried to do regime change to iran, iran is doing regime change to everyone else.
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>>529684318
Nope, the Iranians were the ones committing piracy via the Houthis. Technically, the entire Iranian government are outlaws that we can fight with no quarter or concern for violating international laws.
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>>529681144
They were no real danger. Sure the missiles can look somewhat threatening, but they cant do real damage on a large scale. And at this point, they cant build any more of them. Their stockpiles will dry out in a couple of days and then they will/(have to) surrender.
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Iran's entire military strategy versus the US/Israel is based on missiles, drones and bunkers. Iran cannot match the US ship-for-ship or plane-for-plane, so there was never any point in trying; instead Iran bet on asymmetrical warfare.
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shouldn't surprise u when u learn who the new ace kid pilot is flying that thing
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Post nose
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>>529681350
I survived 40 days of freezing winter in an igloo made from human corpses at Chosin Reservoir while a hundred thousand PVA were swarming around me. I lost 9 fingers to frostbite, all except my one middle finger which I now present to you.
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>>529686649
>YOU'RE A JEW REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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>>529674886
unironically the weapons used to sink this carrier were worth more than the carrier. ami L.
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>>529675005
When the fuck did Iran get a Teck Deck carrier and how can I get one?
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>>529674886
>HAHAHAHA THAT DRONE SHPER CARRIER DID NOTHING
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>>529674886
Based, Israel will become the hegemon of the Middle East
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>>529675305
Iran is different because they have 10’s of thousands of missiles underground and can launch for months. The US is already running out of munitions. You don’t have to be a mathematical genius to see the US fucked up.
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>>529674886
I hope america and pisrael get nuked. I hope every source of fresh water gets poisoned and every acre of farmland radiated.
Americans deserve it more than kikes, because Americans are the traitors. And when you only have 1 bullet and are confronted with both an enemy and a traitor, the traitor needs to die first.
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>>529676401
Amazing, how do Shia keep doing this??? Not only did they launch a drone within the American carrier group, but they also have a guy filming next to the 2nd targeted carrier! Truly shia monkeys can pull off some amazing magic.
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>>529678474
do we count the houses? If so yes.
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>>529674886
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA WE SUNK THE ENTIRE IRANIAN NAVY
based
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Everyone knew Trump would bomb anything visible on satellite. These were written off by the Iranians before the war began.
Hundreds of dead cuckmericans. Shot down fighter jets. Closed Hormuz. Dwindling interceptors. Sunk American ships. Oil and Nat Gas prices skyrocketing. Iran uninvadable. Thousands of dead kikes and a leveled israel once the interceptor supply runs out.
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>>529677137
>We also always lose war games to justify military budget increases.
No. We lose our war games because we intentionally rig them against ourselves to identify areas of improvement. Unlike Russia and China who always win their simulations no matter what and then get BTFO'd in every engagement.
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>>529694057
krijg kanker en sterf
>whites
kikes are not white en neither are you.
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