>>529676245
iodine pills

>>529676245
That will last you like a few days

>>529676245
a firearm with ammo and lube

>>529676245
weapon
gang of other dudes to pillage with
all that shit is dumb and bores you after 30 minutes if you have test

>>529676245
Your dragon dildo

>>529676245
classic can opener fail

>>529676245
Ask your dorm mate to borrow you a pocket pussy and you're golden.

thats like 6 hours of food for an American

>>529676245
Kek. Did you just pull shit you have from your pantry for this pic? You are so unprepared, my friend.

>>529676245
That's pretty good, make sure you have a small knife and can opener, the more canned food the better but overall you have a well balanced kit fren, Remember to save cans and bottles to refill with water when empty

>>529676423
It's a sample, a paradigm if you like

>>529676245
Yeah you did.
AR-15
Glock 17
Ruger 10/22
10 mags for each
10000 rounds of ammo for each
LUBE (in case you need to jerk off)

>>529676245
The problem with prepping is that it never ends
And just about the time you are satisfied with your stash, your realize how foolish you are to have only one stash
So then you scout out another location for another stash maybe a private storage rental unit but while you are filling that one more ideas come so now you have 2 stashes you are filling but because you watched so many prepper you tube videos they keep recommending more you tube videos when you suddenly discover your stash is obsolete and they have much better stuff now and on and on

Oh it's good to have a bic lighter or matches and a candle, candle not necessary but it helps start fires if you need one, flashlight gives light but not heat so good to have both

>>529676245
More than a couple of days of food?

Amphetamine tablets

>>529677014
True but if you just keep certain items around you are good, same basic items you have usually if you own a home, just extra

>>529676245
How are you planning on cooking the rice and lentils?

A way to make fire and knife at least.
Will to survive in all likely hood.
You forgot to pay denbts.

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>>529676245
Night vision for your rifle, shit's cheap in 2026 op.

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>prepping when nothing will happen

Nintendo Switch
All games updated
Some kind of sweets
Energy drinks
Zyns

Now I’m set

Hand crank charger with USB port to charge any mobile electronics. Maybe some chem sticks and a firestarter. Either rope or Paracord.

>>529677060
Actually it's not bad if you ration, 1 can food or 1 half cup rice per day, if stationary that's all you would need for the first 2 weeks, after that you'd want to have more calories, Remember he has lentils there, that's big protein in little package

>>529676245
This is unironically one of the best prepping sets I've ever seen.

You are set until you can raid one of the faggots in their bunkers.

>>529677238
>You forgot to pay denbts.
In April 2022, Greece repaid its remaining bailout debt to the IMF, two years ahead of schedule.

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>>529676245
>prep thread
prepping for what, a one day camping trip?

>>529676245
A knife/axe multitool!

>>529676245
water filter (hand pump with ceramic filter element for removal of everything including viruses)
knife
550 paracord 15-30m
BIC lighters, lots. ferro rod.
common meds like ibuprofen, aspirin.
big can of ascorbin acid in powder form (vitamin C)
perfume-free bar soap
ziplock bags
cable ties
it goes on and on and on and on.

dude there is so much to say about all of this.

>>529677203
Protip guys, hot waterbetter but cold water works if you soak food overnight too, slurp it down from mug or canteen, old kurt saxon trick for oatmeal

>>529676754
Instead of buying bottled water, get something that you can use to purify water. Get something that can start a fire.

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>>529676245
Get big!

>>529677426
I agree it's really well balanced, just can opener, knife, matches maybe, good to go

>>529677774


>>529677777

>>529676245

You cant be sane if you call that "prepping".

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Hello
Its your old friend from 1992

>>529677507
That may be, but believing otherwise lets me remain angry and slightly smug so that's what I choose.

>>529676245
you're getting jumped for those UNO! cards
(not me, this is not a reasonable threat and no one is in imminent danger) ((this is for jannies))

>>529676245
If this is a serious post yes you missed a lot. Go research actual prepping

>>529676245
flouride, to put in that water to keep your teeth healthy,

>>529676245
>You could replace all that heavy water with a life straw. They're cheap and effective, get liquid from any source and can filter a LOT of water.
>Take all the stuff out of your first aid kit and keep it in one pocket of your backpack. It should travel well if you didn't get the worlds shittiest FAK.
>How are you going to open those cans without a pull tab?
>If you do keep those cans, make sure you can boil shit in them so metals don't leech into your food while cooking.
>No knife? Dumb. Small, light, sharp, easy to sharpen, pick a metal that won't corrode like H steel.

>>529676245
No, looks good to me.

>>529677613
>Bic lighters (lots)
Found the cosplayer

>>529677880
wish there was a high quality version of these
but alas they get mogged to death by even your average multi tool

>>529676245
well you need your actual prep for all the anal sex you're going to be having when i take your stuff and mindbreak you with my penis

>>529678085
lol you dont remember the thread.
the lighters are for trade

>>529677380
>Have access to unlimited cheap food now
>Decide to force yourself to live off a half cup of rice a day when shit goes down
Lmao

>>529676245
>no vitamin c tablet

you idiot will die from scurvy

>>529676245
Alcohol and cigarettes. Everyone always forgets this

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>>529678085

>>529678201
>Trade
Found the libertarian cosplayer*
There i fixed it

>>529676245
Socks

>>529677920
>you missed a lot
It figures.
But my post is serious, a basis for further discussion

>>529678408
Lieutenant Dan!!!!

>>529678419
Ok well here's a place to start:

You have food and water
Do you have a plan to procure more food and water, should the need arise?

>>529676245
>a deck of UNO cards instead of a deck of real cards
Reddit's down the hall man-child

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>>529676245
>Do i miss something?
Yes.

>>529677243
>Tescos groceries
Yeah I don't think not having NV for his non-existent rifle is a problem anon.

>>529676245
-Can opener
-lighter
-fuel to burn
-socks
-portable radio
-hand mirror

>>529678544
Grow some food (If possible) and sodis method

>>529678223
filthy casual, you have to live the end time; clinging to hedonistic pleasures from the past will just prevent you from becoming the monster you need to be in order to survive.The sooner you live hard, the better shot you have. Same principle applies to neets and handouts, but since we aren't in the end time, we must remain /cozy/, for those to come after, who will never experience such pitiful joy.

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>>529676245
Prepping is for faggots

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>>529676245
picrel

>>529676423
The joy of Uno lasts a lifetime

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>prepping under Trump and not the Democrats

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>>529676245
A can opener.
A rifle.
Ammo.
More food.
Radios.

Have you bought your long range UHF/VHF radios yet? Get a solar charger too.

4chan bandplan

VHF Calling frequency:
148.800
UHF calling frequency:
414.880
Both can be used with DMR using CC:14 TG:88 make sure to be on simplex mode and time slot 1

https://baofengtech.com/product-category/handheld/

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/395942593/

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/398924355/

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/399152585/

>>529676245
you missed your flight home get the fuck out of my country brown man

>>529676245
is this for a 2 night camping trip in a major populated camp..?

>>529676245
an AA12 with ammo to last 10 years

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>>529677014
I have two stashes. Working on buying more property for a third. Might just get a mining claim instead.

https://americanminingclaims.com/product/yankee-fork-gold-mining-claim/

>>529680750
Never being in your country man nor I have any desire to visit it

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Prep like you're six months into a Covid-19 pandemic.

>>529676245
A gun

>>529676245
Where is the rope?

>>529677654
You cant do that with lentils or beans. They contain a toxin that needs to be thoroughly cooked to be neutralized. If you eat uncooked lentils, no matter how long they sat in cold water, you are going to have a bad time

>>529676958
>lube
Normal people have foreskins.

>>529676423
correct. prepping for over a month is a complete waste, because if systems are down for a month, it’s fucking over. too many guns, too many opportunities to pick off some nigs.

>>529676245
A weapon so you can steal your neighbors shit when you run out of food and water in two days.

>>529677994
Increases your mental output.

>>529676245
Finnish official list.

>bottled water and clean containers with lids for storing water
>foods that are edible as is and easy to prepare
>a radio that operates on batteries or otherwise without mains power
>a lamp or other light that operates on batteries or otherwise without mains power
>backup power supply charged
>essential medications for a slightly longer period of time
>hygiene products that help you stay clean without water
>a small amount of cash
>duct tape for sealing windows and vents
>iodine tablets
>food and water for pets too

also if you're in reserve list is longer

>military ID
>passport
>identification plate
>driver's license
>weapon suitable in military use
>ammo
>compass
>night vision goggles
>drone
>snow shoes
>headlamp
>laser distance meter
>etc, like all camping stuff

>>529681842
why this is just crazy

>>529676245
Your dilator

>>529677238
axe more handy if you can have only two things

>>529676245
is this like sand nigger prep

>>529676245
Sugar and yeast to make alcohol is going to be the best possible stuff a prepper can have, most people will want to get fucked up and will pay good money for it or barter stuff. In a real total collapse situation all you need is guns and alcohol. What you cant barter for you can persuade for

I listened to one of those prepper podcasts once. It was interesting but everything he recommended I was already doing because rural.

>>529677066
Based, water filter, more food, way to heat food

>>529681842
This image haunts me forever from covid times. Now that's pandemic prepping!

>>529676245

m8 I have 3 months normal food supply and about 6 months on reduced consumption. I have 5 acres of gardens to plant things in although frankly i havent planted anything already so... I'll probably just catch one or 2 deer and tie them up here and eat them when the time comes.

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>>529676245
Here, you dropped this.

>>529676245
Haha yeah you're missing a rope. What's this prep for? 2 hours? No one is coming to save you. At least get a weapon so when you run out of beans or whatever you can take someone else's shit

>>529676245
Unironically stockpile cartons of cigarettes, bottles of liquor, painkillers and other commonly used medicines. If shit hits the fan other people aren't going to just disappear and you'll be able to barter from a better position for food and water with luxury nonessentials that people who stocked up on toilet paper and rice never thought of buying. IIRC people who lived through the Yugoslav wars said that cigarettes and alcohol were the best supplies in terms of bartering once the economy collapsed. Similarly if you want to start a victory garden consider growing poppies and tobacco for the same reason.

>>529677014
No the problem with prepping is humans are social creatures so someone or rather some group will take it from you if you ever really need it.

Like nobody is just going to ignore your stash in some retail storage place. What you need is a hidden cache and the problem with that is hiding it, stocking it and rotating out of it.

>>529676245
A map and a bug out plan (where ya gonna go whatcha gonna do?) Start planning now. If you really want to know what you're missing take at least 3-4 days out in the wild with only your current prep setup (do it a few times), you'll figure out what you're missing. Also helps conditioning your body and mind, gets you more accustomed to a "I'm going to have to live off of bare necessities for a while" scenario. Imagine going from at least 3 meals a day with a comfy lifestyle to barely one meal a day while your mind is trying to cope with the situation and stress around you. Most people will crack before their supplies run out.

>>529677994
Increases your mental output.

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>>529676958
no foreskins lol

>>529676245
>Growers Harvest
own brand for your survival stash is a bit mid. push the boat out an get the good stuff.

>>529676245
>greece
With all the lazy government fucks, doesn't it feel like you're in a state of emergency all the time?

>>529676245
>no wood cutter
>no fire starter
>no water filter
>no cordage, hooks, fishing line, ect
shiggy

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>>529678280
> Alcohol and cigarettes. Everyone always forgets this
I have tobacco seeds and a still to make alcohol.

>>529676245
can opener, lighter, pocket knife, backpacking water filter, compass, water purification pills, fire starter, solar battery bank.

All you need is a tent, tarp, sleeping bag, some knives, a gun, some ammo, and some wool clothing.

If shit hits the fan you want to be on the move semi-regularly. Rust and Tarkov are a great example of what it'll be like, except there will be a lot more rape.

>>529676245
Nah, have fun surviving for two days.

>>529680225
I don't see a gun in his kit so what, he's going to get weak as fuck living off 200 calories a day for 2 weeks and then die?

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>>529676245

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>>529676245
>no bong
>no weed
>no cigarettes
ngmi

>>529678034
All good points except the fourth. Do NOT boil anything in modern cans. You have no idea which ones have plastic liners. Just asking for guga cancer.

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>>529676423
seen flag?
he cant afford more

>>529676245
I live in the desert so my plan is to drink pool water and eat cactus