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I fart so much their is a brown stain on my chair 03/02/26(Mon)21:28:17 No.529677385
I fart so much their is a brown stain on my chair Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:28:17 No.529677385   [Reply]▶
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:30:02 No.529677567
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:30:02 No.529677567▶
>>529677385
Sounds like a problem shared by millions of Americans.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:30:20 No.529677599
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:30:20 No.529677599▶
just kys at any point
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:30:43 No.529677640
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:30:43 No.529677640▶
>>529677385
thats disgusting i bet you itch your ass all the time too and get intestinal parasite eggs under your fingernails and touch your face so they get ingested

get some anti worm medication and use a bidet
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:31:40 No.529677718
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:31:40 No.529677718▶
>>529677385
Maybe wear underwear
And maybe kill yourself so we dont have to deal with anymore of your shitty low quality threads
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:32:17 No.529677791
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:32:17 No.529677791▶
>>529677640
The parasites keep me thin. No thanks.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:32:18 No.529677792
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:32:18 No.529677792▶
>529677385
If only there was a solution
>>>/b/
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:33:07 No.529677881
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:33:07 No.529677881▶
>>529677385
Fresh spit applied directly will clean it.
Use your tongue for best effect

trust me, I'm a doctor
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:34:33 No.529678011
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:34:33 No.529678011▶
>>529677791
if you didnt have the parasites you wouldnt be a lazy POS so adverse to improving your life naturally
fascinating isnt it
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:35:19 No.529678091
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:35:19 No.529678091▶
>>529677385
big if true
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:36:37 No.529678212
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:36:37 No.529678212▶
>>529678011
You can tell this is a vpnigger. A real Canadian loves a chance to ingest feces, especially from bovine specimens.
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Sage
03/02/26(Mon)21:37:15 No.529678269
Sage 03/02/26(Mon)21:37:15 No.529678269▶
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>>529677385
FART SO HARD
BROWN STAINS
IN MY UNDIES

(That shit crap)
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:37:48 No.529678323
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:37:48 No.529678323▶
slide thread
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:38:03 No.529678348
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:38:03 No.529678348▶
>>529677385
Its called sweet ass nectar.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:38:58 No.529678418
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:38:58 No.529678418▶
>>529677385
sit on a towel, that's what i do
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:41:21 No.529678627
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:41:21 No.529678627▶
>>529677385
You should clean your butt. My bf got angry at me yesterday because I didn't get a chance to clean it before we had sex and I had just had a fruit parfait with granola.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:45:02 No.529678931
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:45:02 No.529678931▶
>>529678212
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:46:03 No.529679022
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:46:03 No.529679022▶
>>529677385
Pics or it didn't happen
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:47:31 No.529679160
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:47:31 No.529679160▶
>>529678931
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:49:09 No.529679310
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:49:09 No.529679310▶
>>529677385
You need to increase the size of your buttocks to create a barrier between your butthole and your chair fabric.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:50:01 No.529679391
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:50:01 No.529679391▶
>>529679160
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:51:45 No.529679541
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:51:45 No.529679541▶
>>529677385
Same. There's a fine fart powder that rises from my butt pillow whenever I sit down. You can only see it when a ray of sunlight shines on my chair.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:52:11 No.529679577
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:52:11 No.529679577▶
Tell us about your diet OP. It could explain why you fart so much.
And if not, then it might be something serious.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:52:36 No.529679614
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:53:19 No.529679679
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:53:19 No.529679679▶
>>529677385
normal day at Eglin

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