Tarl is going to kill himself and his nonexistent owl familiar is going to laugh

Internet is serious business, kids

>>529677739
Idk much about him beyond what gets posted here but missing your court date is pretty dumb
Some bounty hunter is going after him now probably

Good. Time to die, retard.

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>>529677739
WHo? And PRoofs?

>>529678070
Bags not natural so fapping to this not allowed.

>>529677933
>digits

Incorrect. The familiar is real and has completed fulfillment of Tarls blood debts.

>>529677739
he needs to be drafted for the greater good

>>529678016
>bounty hunter
He has to have signed a bail agreement for a bounty hunter to git him
I too have no idea about this faggot since I just ignore all shill posts

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>>529678070
it's some video game goblin that likes to swear a lot

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You could not expect a wizard to come quietly.

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>>529677933
He's gonna do the waifu in the noose meme but with Stolas Helluva Boss

>>529677739
gralliboar

>>529678197
You might be right. Just tastes a bit boring ya know.

>>529678191
True, if it’s cops after him instead it’s just as bad. I heard he was implicated in hurting a woman and cops like to use that as an excuse to harm dudes lol

if any of you anons end up bounty hunting him please post arrest pictures

>>529677739
His hair beautiful how can i make mine look like that

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We need a streamer containment board

>>529677739
STOLAS can still save him!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F38YYWT1tj8

>>529677739
WOOOOOOOOOOOAH BUDDY!!!!!!
HE"S ON THE RUN!
HE"S DRESS AS A BUM PIRATE!
THE POLICE CAM FOOTAGE IS GONNA BE KINO!!!!!

SUFFA STYX!
NICKY IS NOW MUH SLAM PIG BITCH!

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>>529677739
All he had to do was dump the occult shit and find Christ. Let this be a lesson kids. With Satanism you always lose.

>>529677739
damn moldbug really let himself go

>>529677739
yarrr he be taking to the high seas

>>529677739
who could have guessed being a satanist is bad for you, really surprised here

>>529678512
I have to tip my fedora hard but this rather is a constraining ideology? Philosphy? Always was?

>>529677739
I this lolbertarian final form?

>>529677739
Holy fuck Asmongold really looks like shit these days

>>529677739
>Your based libertarian, sir.

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>>529677739
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

>>529679195
BASED

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https://youtu.be/lU16ZQ5wABk?si=e9GNft8601L2aLAL

>kids these days get to cry after getting maced...

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So...
Did he shave?

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>>529678153
More for me.

>>529677739
That's about all, peace out.

>>529678463
Asston is that you?

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>>529677739
why is he being hunted by ZOG? Some woman fucked him over?

>*clink clink*
yar the scallywag be lookin a bit haggish with that shabby attire

>>529677739
He is going to go the suicide by cop route I can’t wait for the body cam

>>529677739
I tried to warn him.

>>529677739
so he finally did something cool

>>529677739
Save me Stolas!

He's still posting on twitter

>>529678247
Kek

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>>529677739
So what happened to his tooth anyway?
And remember! This is the internet.
You can't lie here.

>>529677739
Poor Styx. He never meant harm; he just flew too close to the sun as a nerd.

>>529677739
they know where he lives, and they know he aint going no where. pirate with no boat

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>>529677739
lmao now i remember why this seems familiar

>>529683861
His ex gf popped him in the face for waking him up

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STOLAAAAAAAASS

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>>529677739
What a massive retard lmao.
Now he has a $2500 warrant out for his arrest.
I was originally hoping he'd show up to his court date and get thrown into the clink today, but this is far more kino.
The longer he tries to dodge his judgement, the more this case builds and time gets added. Hilarious.
Looking forward to the 'Styx on the lamb in NYC' arc.

SUFFAH STYX

>>529680142
NICKY IS NOW WITH ME STYX
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

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>>529677739
Run Styx
Run!!!!

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>>529684530
thicky nicky is hiding some big tits I think.

>>529677739
He is burying his collection of laptops in a large treasure chest

He left every laptop he owns, in One Piece....

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Shhtyx: Your honor, I cannot get my computer to work again.
Judge: What is your profession again?
Shhtyx: I use my computer camera for 15 years every day to broadcast myself online.
Judge: FK off

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>>529684701
lam, not lamb. British vernacular archaic term.

also can't wait for the Kino to come back.

>>529678463
HE'S ON THE LAMB!
JOHNNY LAW IS AFTER HIM!
HE'S A FUGITIVE!
HE'S GOT NO ESCAPE!

WOAAAAHHHHHH BUDDDDDYYYY!!!
>>529684061
He's going to try and hide out in NYC, but the farms already has his address there. He's got an obese, mentally challenged girl that is housing him. He'll get picked up immediately if he tries to sneak back to Vermont

>>529678463
HE'S ON THE LAMB!
JOHNNY LAW IS AFTER HIM!
HE'S A FUGITIVE!
HE'S GOT NO ESCAPE!

WOAAAAHHHHHH BUDDDDDYYYY!!!
>>529684061
He's going to try and hide out in NYC, but the farms already has his address there. He's staying with an obese, mentally challenged girl that is housing him. He'll get picked up immediately if he tries to sneak back to Vermont

>>529685591
based styx has a girl in every city.
SUFFA /POL?
lol

>>529685433
Fuck, I'm retarded lol
Just woke up if that's any excuse

>>529684560
Oh is that what that fucking thing was? Cringe. He really fell off after daring to leave his house and go to yurop. He's just a weenie loser who happened to gain a lot of fame.

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>>529677739
damn it's literally over for him. the dark lord giveth and the dark lord taketh away. that's about all peace out.

why does he looks so repulsive? he always looks like he doesnt shower and his physiognomy just gives creep vibes to stay from him

>>529677739
this is going to end in a suicide by cop isn't it

>>529677739
Typical migger

He snapped his laptop over his knee during a court hearing and managed to get a two week extension.

>>529685979
According to one of his wenches, he wants to go out that way.

>>529685697
Staying with that rotund, batshit NYC girl is going to be its own prison sentence. He'll be pulling out his hair dealing with her antics. Her parents apparently can't stand her and just throw her a month allowance to wash their hands of her

>>529685967
It's funny because that's simply a phenotype. Asmongoloid has the same morphology. I have a friend who is in the same category only his face isn't as gaunt.

QRD? I haven't followed him in a while.
His short vids were always interesting enough back in the day since they tended to be exactly 10:01 mins for ideal monetization and engagement.
I stopped following when he became far less reliable, and then his wife and then I saw he was back but didn't really return to listening, he wasn't the same

But now I'm reading your guy's saying he's drugged in trouble with the law etc etc.
What's the lore about NuStyx?

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>>529685591
>WOAAAAHHHHHH BUDDDDDYYYY!!!

>>529677739
This guy's personal life seems way more interesting than whatever political dumb shit he keeps talking about.

>>529677739
Guys a menace.

>>529677933
>>529678016
>Owl Familiar
???

>>529686149
This. Asmondgold looks exactly like a guy I used to be friends with. He even did the eyebrow thing asmondgold does when he thinks. Like how he kinda raises them over and over instinctually.

>>529686149
yea I get the same impression of asmongold, a while ago I saw a clip of him not being able to drink normal water and had to mix it with an energetic drink or something in order to taste it so I felt my instincts of them being trashy being correct, I barely know what content they do but their personas just are odd

>>529686164
>getting felted this hard by a fatass canadian
PPP is living rent-free in Tarl's mind 24/7

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>>529686162
>abandons his family in the Netherlands
>meets up with BPD whore in NOLA
>beats her and fires his gun at her
>arrested and granted bail
>goes back to VT
>meets up with another BPD whore
>she gets sick of his shit and knocks his tooth out
>court date in NOLA was friday, technical difficulties got him an extension
>court date in VT today, skips it
>hiding in NYC with another mentally ill whore

>>529686568
I suppose that's always the final boss level for every dedicated lolbertarian like him.
Surprised he left his qt dutch wife. Was kinda jelly when I saw her on his arm.

Tarl was going to die from a terminal illness anyway so it doesn't matter if he dies in a blood ritual (NOT a suicide, the powerful Tarl doesn't kill himself, it's gonna be a blood ritual to epically own all his enemies just like he did kill half the bad people in NOLA).

Tarl's terminal illness is a broken heart from Sam by the way. No other disease on earth causes as much pain as a broken heart.

>>529686085
lmao!
SUFFA STYX
haha!

>>529686926
He didn't leave her. Her family kicked him the fuck out because he's him. There's rumors he was beating her

>>529685979
>>529686072
I'm calling bullshit on that. He's way too much of a pussy. He just wants to larp as a badass as usual.
He's just being a scared faggot who is afraid of the consequences of his actions. Even a short six-month sentence would absolutely mindbreak him. It's hilarious.

>>529677739
Fuck me, Steve Aoki is looking rough as shit these days

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That’s about all.
Peace out!

>>529687206
>He's way too much of a pussy
you think suiciding by cop is badass? wtf its an incredibly pussy thing to do

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Man, who would've thought that nerd all those years ago would turn out a hunted fugitive.

>>529687172
Ah I see. So he's just a drug abusing nigger

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Styx is a perfect example of the Matthew effect for both positive and negative that his life could be studied for many years to come, if one were so inclined to investigate the lives of e-celebs: an easy PhD.

>>529687452
That's a really ineffective gallow

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>>529687452

Time for the rope-dance?

Once ZOG has-you, you totally Fucked!

>>529684701
Time to start using AI to draft screenplay outlines for a buddy-cop style stoner comedy where Styx is on the run and manages to persuade his bounty hunter to help him evade the law and vlog daily about it, with a nice B plot about a hot bitch from the Chinese Triad gang who falls for Styx and keeps making jokes about sucking his cock in the middle of chase scenes.

>>529687489
It would be an incredibly retarded thing to do.
What I'm saying is that he is the type of guy that *thinks* it's a badass thing to say.
>Arggggh matey, they'll never take me alive!
He will fold the second an officer asks him for ID and makes him take off his pirate hat

>>529687790
I think this is the standard addict cycle.
They manage to balance ever fine as it's a learned talent, until they drop one metaphorical dish, and then it's just a cascading effect of all the other dishes crashing to the ground under the momentum of the previous success patterns

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Nikkster NO!
just say no to the BBC baby.

>>529688126
idk he's a loose cannon, if he's drunk enough its possible

>>529677739
typical polcel appearance

Why did heeave his Dutch gf. She was cute right

>>529678153
Good man Deutsche-Coom. Fake beachballs get the door.

Was he always this unhinged and retarded? /pol/ used to like him back in 2016.

>>529688429
she got blacked
and tarl got beat up by her drug dealer.

>>529687545
with that badass outlaw leather jacket and no shirt combo he was destined to become a wild one who plays by his own rules

>>529688094
It’s Epstein approved.

>>529677739
i keep thinking this is charlie when i scroll past kek

>>529688205
It’s a fascinating pattern for the inquisitive to study, as we are all subject to the Effect, likely for both good and ill, at different points of our lives, though certainly to far-differing degrees. Black-pillers would have a field day explaining Styx’ success beyond pure luck or unknown sponsorship, as he clearly doesn’t look the type to succeed without tremendous good fortune in some external way.

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>Alright, see ya!

>>529677739
The way he’s going, he’ll kill himself by summer.

>>529688632
He's always been retarded, but he absolutely spiraled after the Netherlands/New Orleans saga. Total lolcow crash out. I suspect most of this stems from his failures and the abandonment of his daughter and ex-wife.
It's obvious that he has to pay the piper and do his time. Only after that can he begin to unfuck his situation. Serving time is 100% what he needs to grow up at this point. The occult vampirate larp will drop real quick when he's sharing a cell with a latino street gangster at Rikers Island.

>>529689729
Nobody has ever clarified what happened with his wife and the Netherlands. WTF happened? The Dutch are super tolerant to drugs, so it wasn’t that. Did he beat her up and they deported him?

>>529689916
his drug of choice is alcohol, its a safe bet

>>529677739
Kek. He's off to live a life on the high seas pillaging and singing shantees

can someone help my slide into Nicky's DM's?

>>529689916
I could be wrong, but I think one of his ex-slampigs got ahold of his ex-wife and told her about the fucked up shit he did and the kind of person he was. When Styx found out, he pushed/physically assaulted her, and she told her family. He then got his ass whooped by a dutchman and bailed.

>>529677739
Man up and go to prison. And sto pdrinking.

>>529677739
This is your brain on civic nationalism

>>529690851
I believe it.

>>529691090
Zero chance of him doing the right thing. Police are inevitably going to run his ID and take him in for absconding. He would have been way better off handling this in Vermont. If he gets busted in NYC and taken in there, he's going to wish he were in a Vermont jail cell

>>529691744
I have been arrested once, but I never saw jail. I was bailed out while in intake. From what I was told by dudes that went to actual jail, intake is far worse than sitting in jail until your arraignment. It was hell and almost broke me. 24 hours of filth moving from room to room with no clock.

>>529686267
He worships an owl demon.

>>529692261
*He wants to FUCK an owl demon.

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ARRRR

>>529677739
He’s innocent

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>>529686568

>>529677739
WOOOOOOOOAH BUUUUUDDY
HES A CONVICT
HES A PIRATE
HES ON THE RUN

>>529692102
tarl may have some issues getting bailed out again. The quartering certainly won't lift a finger this time around, and styx is broke. If he's stuck in Rikers, he's turbofucked. He could go with a bail bondsman, but that will likely compound his situation, especially if he tries to hide again

>>529692611
Dun dun dunnn dun da da dun dun da da dun dun da da dunnnn

>>529677739
STOLAS SISTERS NOT LIKE THIS
WHOOOAAAAAA BUDDY

I am surprised at how many anons can not only tolerate but seem to actually enjoy the kino casino.
If you enjoy watching these two leafs yelling on repeat for 3 hours then you are a confirmed zoomer faggot.

>>529679674
i'm surprised he hasnt trooned out looking like that

>>529693781
The average age of the audience is 30-50. Also, zoomers don't have the cash to pay these dudes what they're making lol. Best show online right now, homo.

>>529677739
He still ain't dead, yet?

>>529693781
I'm far from a zoomzoom but PPP is the best A-Log in the lolcow business. Shit is entertaining.

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>>529677739
>kiwitranny shit
Fuck off with your female gossip.

>>529693781
I used to but I’m not a chud anymore so I find their right wing dogshit tiresome now. They are funny tho I used to watch PPP back when he was on bitwave and Andy back in like 2016. I am glad they are doing well just not really my thing so much these days

>>529693781
Everyone has a "kino gaysino" phase for like 3 months.
Then you slowly realize its essentially kiwifarms in audiobook format.

Where is the source of this information?