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If I hit him I knew he would hit me back so I kicked him in the nuts.

>>529679903
>we had to attack because we're bibi's bottom bitch
rubio is the least retarded of the bunch so you would expect him to have a better response.

>>529679903
>when your retarded buddy starts a fight then leaves when you try to help

>>529680139
He is the least retarded, this is his best response given what he's been told

>>529679903
in 2 weeks
>Rubio: See, we had to send ground troops to Iran because of the imminent threat that Iran would attack our ground troops in Iran.
>Burgers: So true. Based

He actually flat out says that Israel made us do it lmao

>we had to attack us because they were going to attack us
>oops, they're attacking us

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>>529679903
Israel is openly saying they’re calling the shots now

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>>529679903
>we had to attack because we knew they would be attacked to prevent them from attacking which would provoke them into attacking us which would force us to attack

>>529680139
if he was intelligent wouldn't he lie instead of tell the truth?

>>529682103
>because they were going to retaliate for a third party attacking them

>>529682351
the truth is we sneak attacked during peace negotiations because the american government is filled with perfidious satanists

>>529681704
>least retarded
pretty low bar for republicans these days.......

>>529682320
>they would be attacked to prevent them from attacking
prevent what attack?
They had been participating in the Oman negotiations and meeting demands.
Iran has never pre-emptively attacked anyone.

>>529682351
It's not the truth. The truth is that the US was in on it and joined willingly

>>529680139
Being the least retarded means he had to betray and debase himself the hardest. So it's more visible how he contorts himself over what passes his lips whereas giving retarded answers to fit this regime comes off more naturally for everyone else.

>>529679903
>if I didnt steal the wallet someone else would have!
Fucking jews writing excuses for them now or is little Marco so jewed he talks like one?

>>529679903
>we initiated violence but they were gonna. I swear
Imagine buying any of this poppycock after decades of bullshit war justifications. I just want DC to tell me how this benefits us.

>>529679903
>he was making a move, I had to get it on!

>>529682561
Correct. Which is why I mocked Rubio's circular justification.

Marco Rubio should be called Narco Rubio, he is not the "least retarded" he is deeply corrupt

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>>529679903
>rubio
>absorbing a blow
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8IY3AAvGIj4

>>529682860
>I just want DC to tell me how this benefits us.
have you seen defence industry stock prices? or oil? or gold?

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>>529679903
Basically they knew Israel was gonna get fucking rocked and trounced and had to assist them in the attack. Now it's everyone getting rocked and the US losing billions and the region becoming a war torn unstable shithole, again.

>>529682351
would israel actually have attacked if the US withheld all support? very doubtful.

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>>529683027
Sorry you dont hold any cards now

>>529679903
Shalom

>>529679903
>We were caught raping kids so we had to cover for ourselves by starting another war.
Jesus Christ America is a fucking loser country

Americans are so retarded at this point, that they dont even realize how heinous and criminal this attack actually is. They were in the middle of "negotiations". Their demands were outrageous and no country on Earth would have accepted them. Then they attacked without any warning. George W. Bush, for all his shortcomings, gave an actual ultimatum to Saddam, back in the day. And he restrained himself to the very last second. Trump does act like a typical backstabbing and conniving jew. Because, at this point, he is pretty much one.

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>>529680139
>>529679903
Yeah this doesn't explain a multi week/month long operation lol. Dubya spent a long time building up the excuse to invade Iraq. Trump didn't lay the groundwork

>>529683098
they're very arrogant and high on themselves these days, without the US being firm with them they think they can do whatever they like

>>529679903
We were at war with iran already. Why let them get stronger any longer? We had to do this. Look what they're capable of.

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Hmmm, have they considered attacking Israel instead?

>>529679903
In other words, Trump is guzzling Israeli cum.

>>529683404
they were getting to the end of negotiations which Iran had been compliant with and agreed to
(because they aren't developing a nuclear weapon or intend on attacking anyone so it is very easy for them to make concessions something the US can never wrap its head around)

>>529682351
It is the truth. America and Israel are run by the same people and are therefore essentially the same entity.

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jews and muslims are both shit and are spamming the board, as usual
literally the same fucking thing

>>529680139
Those is no "better" response than
>Whoops, we accidentally the whole Middle East

>>529679903
Get back to work Matt Walsh

>>529683686
oh, and other brown third worldists

>>529683514
Trump ranted about things from the 1980s

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>>529683608
>get stronger

>>529683404
>Their demands were outrageous and no country on Earth would have accepted them.
It's not unprecedented. That's what Austria did to Serbia

>>529679903
I honestly have no idea wtf is going on. Either a) US attacked first so they get an exit strat because they're the aggressor. Or b) this doomer rhetoric is controlled psyop and america is preparing something big

So Israelis are openly gloating that they control the escalation ladder.
How the fuck did Trump fuck it up so bad?

>>529679903
Israel said today is their day of crossdressing and buggery so this is a good sign for the war

>>529684426
he's easily manipulated, he goes gaga for flattery and appeals to his fears and paranoia and plus also of course has dementia

>>529683712
gb2 uhh
what do you niggers even do?

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>>529679903
i dont read tweets and i dont listen to drug addicts. if i could just filter out all the sand niggers using memeflags now

>>529679903
Hold the line patriots. WE'RE WINNING!

>>529683098
Yes because they would whine complain and use pressure for the US to join in. Same shit happened last year.