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Americans across the country being hit by sliders Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:07:02 No.529680882 [Reply]▶
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/police-warn-drivers-about-sliding -theft-happening-at-gas-stations/ar -AA1XmKdq
Americans cant even get gas anymore. A new type of crime called "sliding" is happening all over the country. The sliders open doors to cars while the driver pumps the gas and steal anything they can.
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>>529680882
That would be pretty awkward
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>>529680882
Niggers
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Well I lock my car as soon as I get out of it, even at gas stations, it's habit...I'm already holding the keys so why not press the lock button? I unlock it when I get back in. Not hard.I enjoy pissing everyone off around me with my loud lock alarm noise. Makes everyone jump and look at me, I just grin back like a shit headed toddler.
If you don't lock it as soon as you exit it, you deserve to be fucked over.
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Jogging, jiving, now sliding. There's nothing these goddamn jungle bunnies won't do to steal something from a white man. They get all that free money for being porch monkeys, and that's still not enough for them, they feel a deep need in their DNA to steal from white people. Niggers? They're just evil.
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>>529680882
>Sliders
Oh, lol, not these guys then?
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>>529681792
The zoomers are going to be very confused.
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>>529681420
Slider was fun.
Wonder why Jewywood hasn't tried rebooting it with nigger yet?
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"Sliders could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be sliders anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SLIDERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
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>>529681365
I do the same, because I don't want to give anyone a chance to touch my car gun. Sure it's is a basic car safe and I have my regular carry gun to shoot them for touching my car safe with my car gun in it, but it's better to add an extra layer.
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>>529681515
>want to leave this gay ass dimension with the Professor and Rembrandt Brown
>instead get robbed by quick footed niggers
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>The sliders open doors to cars while the driver pumps the gas and steal anything they can.
Wait, am I not supposed to be at my car while pumping gas?
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It happened to my mom in a Walmart parking lot, she left the trunk open to go put the carriage away and someone drove right up, hopped out of their car, and grabbed the biggest thing they could before speeding off... to the other side of the parking lot, where they sat for five minutes before a cop blocked them in and arrested them for being particularly special retards.
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The idea is that you're on the side where the tank is and paying attention to the cost while making sure that you're not spilling a bunch somehow, while they'll sneak up on the other side of the car and open a door to grab shit. If you're taller than your car you'll see them of course, but manlets are doomed.
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"SLIDERS could be here," she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. SLIDERS could be anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare belly. "I HATE SLIDERS," she thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated her entie car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of sliders after dark. "With a car you can go anyway you want," she said to himself, out loud.
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I have fix for sliders.
It's called a shooter.
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My dad left his laptop on the passenger seat with the doors unlocked while he banged a chick all night in downtown Toronto.
He comes from a small town and while he realized it could get stolen, he chose to believe people would be better than what he was told.
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I initially thought the same, but no. It's people stealing shit from unlocked cars at gas stations. I find it hard to be sympathetic. The niggers that use gas pumps as parking spots deserve to have their shit stolen. Pump your gas and then get the fuck out of the way for someone else.
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>>529680882
Why would you ever get gas anywhere other than Costco? Gas prices there are always at least 50 cents cheaper and there's no niggers because they're too poor and retarded to afford the $60/year membership.
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Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels. Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?
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Lock your car when youre outside of it and lock your car when youre inside of it. Lock your car. If you have a key fob for your car, buy a faraday bag and keep it in a faraday bag so no one can spoof the signal and steal your car.
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>filling up on gas
>slider grabs your phone
>slides into another dimension
Fucking sliders!
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>>529681365
I grew up in an urban environment so I learned this behavior quickly during childhood.
You don't deserve to be fucked over if you don't do this because in a normal society ie white you don't have to be, it's just normal to expect the people around you to be if only slighty decent people where you don't have to live like this. It didn't used to be this way, it doesn't have to be this way, but that is the way it is
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This is what happens in all the videos ive seen. The nigger sneaks up to the car and hops in and drives off. Not sure if thats someone with a real key they left in the ignition or a key fob in the car. If the key fob was in the pocket, the car would stop a short distance away because it cant keep driving with the key fob that far away unless they have a blank fob and spoof the signal (which is not whats happening) . Dont relax . Ive seen 20+ videos of "sliders" stealing cars and its always young nigger males
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>>529680882
SLIDERS , you say ?