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Ultimate MAGA.

What shareblue shillcon are we at, pedes?
ULTIMATEMAGA

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MAGA and good evening, frens!
>>529702383
Thanks for baking, even if it was a bit early

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MAGA

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AWOOING

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Total sand nigger death

>>529702494
>fellow MAGApedes!
it’s time for the /r/eddit refugees to go home

I really hate what AI did to these threads. The shtty photoshops have so much more soul. I actually can't respect someone who posts slop.

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>>529702340
Okay, now block the requirement for Operating Systems to verify someone's age.

>>529702598
White boys are so cute! :3

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>>529702613
AWOOING!
>>529702626
Many are saying this! Throw in total kike death for good measure, too.

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>>529702613

>>529702340
>A Day 3 recap of the war (with focus on Iranian strategic narrative):

>CENTCOM confirms that U.S. strikes on Iranian missile bases used B-1 bombers. The U.S. is trying to dismantle Iran’s fortified underground missile facilities.

>Iranian reports suggest Tehran has rejected multiple mediation attempts. Tehran’s apparent assessment is that it can sustain high-intensity conflict for 60-90 days, making early ceasefire acceptance strategically disadvantageous.

>Ali Larijani explicitly framed the war as a contest of endurance, stating Iran – unlike the United States – is prepared for a prolonged conflict. The objective appears to be altering Washington’s cost-benefit calculations over time.

>Iranian strategic discourse increasingly describes the conflict as a “war without rules” or a “game without red lines,” signaling deliberate unpredictability intended to reshape deterrence dynamics after leadership decapitation failed to halt Iran’s response.

>A related concept emerging in Iranian messaging is operating “one level above” adversary actions, i.e., delivering escalatory responses even to indirect threats in order to redefine escalation thresholds.

>This logic appears reflected in Iranian strikes toward British facilities in Cyprus, interpreted domestically as retaliation for London allowing U.S. access to Diego Garcia despite not joining offensive operations.

>One of the most consequential developments was the loss of three U.S. F-15 aircraft, initially claimed by Iran as shootdowns but later attributed to friendly fire from Kuwaiti air defenses, highlighting the growing risks of coalition battlefield congestion.

>Analysts close to Iranian security circles describe a layered missile strategy: first targeting radar systems, then launching low-cost drones and missiles to exhaust air-defense interceptors before deploying advanced weapons later.

>>529702769
>Iran’s continuous missile launches therefore appear designed less for immediate damage and more for attritional depletion of U.S. and Israeli defensive systems over time.

>Uncertainty over the size and dispersal of Iran’s advanced missile stockpiles may explain intensified U.S. and Israeli strikes against underground facilities and missile infrastructure.

>President Pezeshkian expanded emergency authorities across ministries and provincial administrations to ensure continuity of governance, deepening wartime decentralization already initiated before the conflict.

>Israel’s targeting pattern has become clearer: strikes now heavily focus on intelligence ministries, police headquarters, IRGC district bases, and internal security institutions, suggesting systematic erosion of regime coercive capacity.

>Parallel strikes against western border regions and Kurdistan province have fueled Iranian fears that external actors may seek to enable insurgent infiltration as an alternative to direct ground invasion.

>Iran has responded by striking areas in Iraqi Kurdistan while increasing pressure along its borders, indicating concern about a potential indirect ground dimension to the war.

>Iran-aligned Iraqi resistance factions – including Kataib Hezbollah, Harakat al-Nujaba, and Kataib Sayyid al-Shuhada – continue their operations on a limited scale, opening another attritional front against U.S. forces.

>Hezbollah formally confirmed its participation, firing rockets toward Haifa, though involvement remains limited due to degraded capabilities and domestic political constraints in Lebanon.

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>>529702613
Awoo Chungus?
Quirk Awoonges?

>>529702797
>Iranian sources claim prewar coordination between the Quds Force and regional partners defined phased entry into the conflict, suggesting activation of the “axis of resistance” is proceeding gradually rather than simultaneously.

>The IRGC has reportedly begun enforcing a de facto closure of the Strait of Hormuz, warning commercial vessels against transit and threatening missile strikes. This is a major escalation targeting global energy flows.

>Simultaneous attacks on Gulf energy infrastructure, including an Aramco facility near Ras Tanura and gas infrastructure in Qatar, indicate an effort to raise global energy prices and increase economic pressure on Washington.

>Iranian authorities signaled zero tolerance for dissent. IRGC intelligence warned that actions undermining stability during wartime would be treated as collaboration with the enemy, implying harsh internal repression.

>Negotiation signals remain contradictory. While Trump suggested a potential deal was possible, Larijani publicly rejected negotiations, reinforcing Tehran’s view that talks can occur only after strategic calculations shift.

>Iran’s sustained missile tempo against Israel appears designed to impose psychological as well as military pressure, keeping populations under prolonged shelter conditions while conserving firepower for a longer conflict.

>Overall, Day 3 shows the war evolving into simultaneous military, economic, psychological, and regional escalation far beyond bilateral confrontation.

>The key question now is whether expanding proxy involvement and energy warfare will force external powers into deeper participation or instead accelerate pressure for negotiated containment.

>>529702585
>>529702613
>>529702740
>>529702749
This is 4chan not /r/eddit. You have to go back. And kys.

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>>529702749
stop, you'll get a nosebleed!

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>>529702340
Fucking degenerate Newscum

>>529702340
5th Fleet HQ doesn't exist anymore. The 2000lb Iranian warheads have made sure of that even before repeat drone waves

>>529702585
Had to get dinner.

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https://nitter.net/AnnaCristina316/status/2028656492455378998#m

>>529702831
>r/Awoo Chungus?
>r/Quirk Awoonges

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Fuck Miggers.

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FUCK GRUESOME NEWSOM

>>529702987
That's fair

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>>529702972

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>>529702881
Careful, don't cut yourself on all that edge.

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>Trannity has Witkoff and now even Fetterman on before the little midgetfaggot Lindsey G. and his drunken ways

Wow, Trannity doesn't like drunks despite how much they both suck jewcock all day long

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>>529702881
crying
sobbing
even
lol
lmao

>>529703046
>destroy the missile threat
>destroy the navy
>give Bibi a rimjob
>Boom

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ALWAYS AWOO
WE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)
SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLS
GOD PROTECT TRUMP
DROP THE HAMMER
SMASH THE PLACE TO PIECES
PUNCH THE SCORECARD
HANG THE RIGGERS
JINX THE JABBERS
FINISH THE WALL
HOLD THE LINE
NEVER CONCEDE
DRAIN THE SWAMP
SINK THE CHINK
BAN THE TRANS
BE KAWAII
DEPOPULATE ELITES
WE ARE SUPER ELITES
IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
JUSTICE FOR LORI
KILL THE SHILL
DON'T BAKE THE CAKE
BE BEST
HONOR ABE
REMEMBER CHARLIE
DEFUND THE FEDS
ALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS
STOMP THE TURTLE
STRONGER TIMES NOW
BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
LIGHT THE FUSE
PLAY MINECRAFT
EAT THE BURGER
ISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY
THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
BANKRUPT THE BANKS!
WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!
DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAY
KEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOON
DEPORT THE HORDE!
CHRIST IS KING
ALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
TRUMP FOREVER!
7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
BETTER WEIRD THAN QUEER
ALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDS
PLUG THE LEAKERS
RAKE THE LEAFS
ESCALATE TENSIONS
MARS CHUDS UNITE
HEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENES
DONROE DOCTRINE
BIG DICK BED CHEM MAGA ENERGY!

>>529702383
>>529702585
>>529702613
>>529702740
>>529702749
>>529702831
Good awoovening!

>>529703083
>current year
>watching fox boomer


>>529702598
That kid's starstruck

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>>529703046
My guess is the plan is to bomb until the Iranians overthrow the government, then send the prince guy back in for a 3 year transition government.

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>ITS A SHAHED, SHOOT THE PATRIOT MISSILES

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>>529703276
Good awoovening, fren!

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NOW -
5 blasts in Bushehr
#Bushehr Province, #Iran

>>529703305
>then send the prince guy back in for a 3 year transition government.
Good luck with that, they don't like the monarchs either and would be the same mess

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>>529703276
>watching Faux Boomer 'News'

I haven't tuned in in a long, long time, allcapspastawoo...but I figured I'd tune in tonight to Trannity in light of everything that's happening, or not happening depending on your opinion of what defines actual happenings

How are you, dweeb

>>529703329
lmfao

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Checking in on troonicans

Iran are already a bunch of broke niggas, how can they even begin to replace all the shit we've blown up now, even with chink credit for oil bargains?

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>>529703329

>We should note that there used to be an agreed-upon term for assassinating political leaders in the midst of negotiations. That term is "perfidy." Such acts used to be denigrated as unwise and dishonorable--because they are, even if "effective."
Deefend this, drumpfkins!

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>>529703329
kots did nothing to deserve this comparison.
delet!

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>>529703380
Pretty comfy, you?

>>529703437
Sad how tds Tucker's become

>>529703334
>henlo spam bot imaginary friend!
lol
lmao even

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heh, checkmate drumpfies

PRISON POCKET PULVERIZED

>>529703572
Trump had 48 hours to notify congress and 60 days to wage the offensive operations. Any congressfaggot seething about le illegal war is just a retard (it's most of them)

>>529703329
Thankfully the crews ejected and other than what I can assume is a bitch of a back ache they're okay. I saw a video of one of the crewman who almost got lynched by some Kuwaitis until he was able to explain he was American, not Iranian.

>>529703572
Let's examine the damage. All three pilots walked away unharmed and the videos we have available show relatively modest damage to the airframes centered on the tail section. The one video we have of a hit shows a clean strike to the rear of the aircraft, with strong indications of control surface damage and engine failure immediately afterwards. This is inconsistent with strikes by heavy SAMs - either from a Kuwaiti Patriot or HAWK (as is being claimed by CENTCOM) or S-300VM (as is being claimed by Iran). A hit from any of those rather large systems could be expected to tear the aircraft apart and kill the pilot instantly.

Finally, let's examine the context. The one impact we have a video of (video 1) shows an F-15 flying straight and level before being hit squarely in the tail. No missile is visible inbound or extensive cloud of debris after the blast, suggesting that whatever hit it was rather small and low-powered. No evasive maneuvers are apparent, which indicates that this aircraft's pilot was unaware they were under attack. Combat aircraft have radar warning receivers that light up like Christmas trees if they're being painted with a fire control radar and the pilot could be expected to take strong evasive maneuvers and deploy chaff and flares if they were aware they had been fired upon, whether by mistake or not.

There's only really one theory that I think makes sense here, and I understand if it sounds aggressive - because it is - but I think it's the only theory that fits the observed facts: An Iranian fighter probably slipped into Kuwaiti airspace this morning and shot these F-15s down with IR-guided Sidewinders or R-73s before escaping. And everyone is lying about what actually occurred for reasons of their own.

Oh yeah, did Vance talk yet?

>>529703329
>Kuwaiti friendly fire has a higher kill count on American planes than Iran
It's comical, really
Saved

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I know an anon from Iran, they told me literally this, 2 months ago that if Trump killed the ayatolah the brainwashed retards of the army would start killing anyone, Iranians and foreigns around Iran without any central command

>>529703572
I laugh whenever a Democrat (or Republican for that matter) pretends to care about the Constitution.

>>529703572
There are unironic redditors in congress now

>>529703572
Remember when Obongo and Biden got congressional approval for their military actions?
Deport that nigger to Chyna

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>>529703334
Comfy night!

>>529703549
I'm not imaginary!

>>529703650
(he was on jesse, not sean)

>>529703693
>There are unironic redditors ITT now
You don’t say?

>>529703572
Yea! Give them heck, Ted!

>>529703653
>surely if we bomb every single country within 3 borders of us in retaliation this will go well for us

>>529703653
Hardliners were given free reign to attack whatever they wanted, not even NATO bases in cyprus were safe

>>529703650
It really is quite something, ain't it?

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Live reaction of jews in israel, to a nearby missile strike:
https://nitter.net/CtrlAltReel/status/2028656487870902457#m

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>>529703546
I'm fairly comfy, I guess...taking some PTO for the next few weeks before I start a new wagiejob...managed to avoid 'getting jeeted' with my previous employer...well, I guess they're still my current employer even though I'm done shifting for them; my notice included this vacation time I'm taking now

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>NEW: A third victim has died as a result of the Austin mass shooting, we have confirmed.
>Jorge Pederson was 30 years old.
>Pederson

The infamous predator Jean Pierre Wehry from TCAP claimed he was there seeking a job interview from John Pederson

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>>529703772
Good to hear! Thinking of having a bit of scotch tonight since I still have a bit of it left.

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>Libtard woman holding a portrait of Khamenei.
Kek.

>>529703871
thats an old clip, retard :/

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>>529702769
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>>529702847
it sounded good in your head, too bad it's all just cope

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>>529703884
Nice! Plenty of time to follow happenings!

>The Iranian “Hanzala Cyber Team” publishes a message directed at Israelis, stating, “You will not sleep tonight! Your shelters are no longer safe,” amid escalating tensions in the Middle East.
The holocausting continues

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>>529703997
Buzzed on a little thca magajuana myself

>>529704005
I hope the celebrating Iranians beat them up

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>>529703650
HOLY SHIT, THE SIMPSONS PREDICTED IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ruBLgDuWkU

>>529703852
No, that's a premade protocol whenever the top brass of Command goes to visit Concord (the game)

>>529704015
any rebuttal before you concede?

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>>529703518
perfidy is just an older term for “international law”, which pawns and would-be players use to pretend they’re kings.
as trump just illustrated less than 3 days ago, you really can just kill your enemies if they fuck around.
i hope you’ve read cormac mccarthy because you’re living in blood meridian 2: electric boogaloo, b8leaf
seriously, eat shit

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>>529704144
Check'd and fucking nice. Enjoy the ultra comfy!

>>529703929
JPMW is still doing life in prison in California, by the way. His problem remains, as it always was, that he was walking.

>>529704135
Sometimes I wish Iran told the truth.

>>529704191
>>529704229
I now need a new bed.

>>529704333
All they can do is try to save izzat.

>>529704005
these boomers are so confused at this point, they don't remember when they're even protesting

>>529704354
What happened? Is it just old and needs replacing?

>>529704191
>Bahrain facing problems. There are significant riots going on. Throwing Molotovs at cops and such.

>Bahrain is a 3/4 Shia population ruled over by a Sunni king and his minority tribal network. Some of you may remember the "Arab Spring" -- back then, they begged the Saudis for a military intervention to put down the Shia protests.

>The Shia of Bahrain naturally look to Iran, and for various parts of history it was actually part of the Persian state. The current war is destabilizing Bahrain pretty heavily; a majority of the population is opposed to its rulers, to Israel, to the US.

>It's also why Iran has such excellent HUMINT over there.
Will you apologize when this entire op turns into a massive fiasco? What if the US can't force Iran to surrender? What if Iran keeps blocking strait traffic? What if there is a global economic collapse? A lot can and will go wrong and you'll soon be forced to admit it. Not a bait, just cold hard analysis.

>>529703478
Because they are so broke that what they own has almost no value so replacing is is very cheap

I think its funny that brown people are crying
>If you kill your enemies then jews win! You stupid cattle!
even on completely non political streams like the one i'm watching right now

>>529704333
We all have eyes to see how tel aviv is getting hit

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>>529704191
Kotman.

>>529704633
Yeah I hear they're ceding to palestine.

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>>529704633
Oh no not the gay jews

>>529704489
The frame broke on another in. It’s too old to be fixed again.

>>529704813
Yeah, it would fucking suck that all those glowniggers stationed in the gulf that hate Drumpf are getting fucked too

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No Canadians in Toronto like America.
https://nitter.net/lynnek2005/status/2028577627959677349#m

>>529704846
Damn, that is unfortunate.

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>>529704354
yes you do
>>529704509
you’re a slave to the old paradigm where people gave a shit about keeping assholes alive because they squat on strategic points
>>529704658
pinky, hi and nn for like 70 mins

>>529704963
>>529705013
My night is somewhat ruined.

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>>529705013
See you around that time, then!

>>529704924
>No one has killed more civilians than his government.
I hate to defend israel, but are you fucking retarded? Communists murdered 120 million innocent people in the last hundred years--mostly Cambodia, China, and the Soviet Union. Shitty israel isn't even fucking close to that.

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real men dont own beds

>>529705061
Fuck. Completely understandable, too.

What are the odds we see rods from God?

>>529701532
START with Perm.

Anything? Constitutionally Approved by Military Doctrine of the Russian Federation

kek.

>>529705249
0%

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>he kills animals
>now he kills beds
is there anything that is safe from the angel of death
>Lebanon's government on Monday banned military activities by Hezbollah after it opened fire on Israel to avenge the killing of Iran's supreme leader, a move likely to fuel tension with the Tehran-backed group as it faces a new Israeli offensive.

>>529705281
Don't ruin this for me. I really want to see it in action.

Will Iran's people overthrow the government?

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>>529704005
I can't stand these Karens anymore. I just can't. The only thing I like about this Khamenei guy is that he would probably have people like them thrown off rooftops.
I don't even support that war. I don't think the US should be doing that. It's regime change. Again. It never works. It gets lots of people killed, costs hundreds of billions, turns countries into even worse shitholes (because believe it or not that's always possible) and it displaces millions of people. So far Drumpf has managed to keep the whole thing very low casualties though. Well, anyway, we'll see what happens. Maybe Iran will cave in. MAYBE IT'LL ALL GO TO SHIT. Anyway, good luck with that fats.

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>>529705411
i mean this just happened

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>>529705167
uh oh you've pissed off the bed gods!

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>>529705335

>>529705335
Gee, how will israel deal with all of that at once without those NATO bases in cyprus

>>529704568
I hate when people throw their uniformed political opinions into everything, it's very annoying

>>529705359
Even if they exist, I doubt they'd be used in this, and even if they were, they probably wouldn't admit it or show it
More something we'd save for the event of a hot conflict with Russia or China where we really wanted to neutralize their nuclear launch capabilities as quickly as possible
At least that's my asspull guess

>>529705497
Is it working?

>>529705499
matthew 8:20
>And Jesus saith unto him, The hikis have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head.

>>529704411
izzat's the indian phrase, for their "Face" saving culture. It's not uniquely indian, every non european descendant culture save hispanics, some isolated tribals and old southerners have a version.
they're not as bad as india, they still respect traffic rules and the like.

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>>529705167
>There are anons who unironically sleep on beds
Fuckin losers

>>529705497
>kurds being used as pawns again after getting BTFO two months ago
They just never learn.

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>>529705623
it's way too early to tell, the US is about to rain down hell on iran tomorrow, so find out after the regime is truly broken

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>no epstein arrests
>no jobs
>no stonks
>no stimulus
>no mass deportations
>no wall
>no greenland
>no energy
>no unshit pants
>no drained swamp
>no affordability
>no end of wars
>no privacy
>no dignity
>no allies
>no transparency
The right are faithless dogs with no morals. I dont just mean that they are bad people. I mean they stand for nothing, have no consistent ideology, and are willing to say whatever is needed in this moment if they think it will hurt the cause of others. Notice i didnt say help the cause, because the right has no cause. Faithless dogs. Just a bunch of balding baby boys
>inb4 thayts the leyft, duhh
The left has many causes because they take care of their own. The right will sell you out the second you become inconvenient to them. Just watch, theyll toss you to the curb
Inb4:
>boo-hoo, its not true
>boo-hoo, no thats you
>boo-hoo, obama too
>boo-hoo, paid by jews
>boo-hoo, tranny jew
>boo-hoo, indians poo
Here is every right wing argument you might come across. They are adverse to facts, logic, or basic human decency. MAGA must mean 'Miggers Are Gullible Asfuck'

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>>529705702
>There are anons who unironically sleep

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That's amazing.

>>529705824
imagine existing
couldn't be me

>>529705702
Sometimes I'll sleep on the floor. It's shockingly comfy, sometimes, and it helps my back because I'm slowly turning to fucking dust.

>>529705836
Oh no, that sucks

>>529705862
Imagine not existi-

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>>529705862
Imagine imagining! You would never see me doing that!

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Imagine if America didnt have a corrupt MIC that cares more about profits than actually producing.....erhmmm let's think of THAADs for example

>>529705836
WTF MY COUSIN WAS ABOUT TO WORK FOR MICROSOFT WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!!!

>>529702340
Does Donald Trump die 10 or so days from now from natural causes after his revenge turns into a bloodbath?

>>529705936
>raiding critical pacific stock to defeat Iran
oh no no...things not going according to plan magabros?

>>529705815
You want to be ruled by feminist kikes. Ill pass

>>529705959
>his revenge turns into a bloodbath

WAY more serious than a couple hundred dead US service members too...

>>529705959
Will you die in ten days for being wrong for the 3,122nd time?

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At noon!

Was he seriously rambling about drapes while updating us on the war?

Take your pick for a ground invasion of Iran:

Amphibious assault from the south -- through waters mined to fuck, with trillions of missiles aimed at them, followed immediately by a wall of mountains where two battalions can hold off an entire corps at the narrow passes

The Kermanshah corridor from the west, that's how Saddam invaded Iran; he made it a whopping 50 kilometers before getting completely bogged down for 8 years. Again, mountains, the Zargos, then another 500 kilometers to Tehran through mountainous terrain. Plus, you know, Shiites live there, all the pro-Iranian Iraqi militias, and the current Iraqi government would never in a million years allow it

Khuzestan may look promising with how close it is to Kuwait and the Arab minority living there and all that, but, again, you'll run into the Saddam problem

Azerbaijan, from the north. No port infrastructure, no rail link with NATO, few military airfields. And again, damn mountains. A thousand kilometers through mountainous terrain that includes passes over Damavand, the highest mountain in the Middle East. And even then, the Kremlin, liberals as they may be, still wouldn't allow that. Also, Iran can easily go beast mode and destroy the oil infrastructure in Azerbaijan with a few dozen drones, wiping out 2/3 of the Azeri economy

Turkmenistan, the northeast. 1,000km across desert with no supply lines whatsoever. Then more mountains. Also the political problem

Pakistan, the southeast. Fifteen hundred kilometers through a region with zero infrastructure, just desert, fuck-all nothing, and then you run into... yeah you guessed it, mountains. And of course Pakistan would never allow it

The only RELATIVELY viable option in terms of geography and logistics is Turkey, but the Turks aren't idiots either and don't want to get involved with this

>>529706084
what are you doing

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>>529706084
Oh you
(awoo)

>>529706084
you did it!

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>>529706084
Are you sure that post fits the current situation?

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>>529705815
nice pasta, almost like some jew lawyer wrote it

>>529706191
All the kikes and communists should move to Spain. That would be great. An Iberian containment zone of retards and subversives.

>>529706084
GOOD JOB
OWOOO

>>529706176
I love wearing those

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>MOAR. DEAD. GOYS!

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>>529705779
>rain down hell
all those ppl in hell are sure going to be surprised as fuck when they find themselves falling out of the sky onto a bunch of retards

In non-war news it seems certain that the federal prohibition on possessing firearms for potheads will be ruled unconstitutional after arguments this morning at the Supreme Court. Even the communist justices realized how retarded this is.

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>Witkoff: The Iranians told us directly and without any shame that they have 460 kilograms of uranium enriched to 60%.

>>529706409
Meh, wake me up when we lose as many as biden lost in the botched Afghanistan debacle.

>>529706454
Neat!

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>>529706510
Shit, we haven't even lost as many as die on a typical weekend in Chicongo.

>>529706460
Died by suicide

>>529705588
Yeah. It's always non-americans mouthing off too; in fact, the guys I'm watching superchat non stop seething about it are yurocucks and self admitted pakis, also warning about how
>muh martyr muh us is gonna pay muh etc.
Of course the brown invasive species are mad that their hive is getting blown up. According to them the regime that just massacred 40,000+ protestors were "moderate" and now "extremists are in charge" lmfao
Muslims lie so much about everything, they're closer to the yids than they like to admit

>>529706084
YOU DID IT
YAAYYYY!
\o/

>>529706460
So they could just have made a dozen bombs at anytime.

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>>529704633
Yeah but most of their missiles are still getting shot down. And the ones that do get through aren't even hitting anything important. Not factories, not ammunition sites, not runways, not important leadership, nothing. Just random buildings and only killing innocents and ordinary military personnel.

>>529706564
Nice gif

>>529705497
surely THIS time the communist feminists will suceed

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>>529706605
I'm almost certain that wasn't actually noon.
I admit Daylight Savings Time always throws me off a bit, but it just doesn't seem like noon.

>>529706601
kek. love to see their copes. They are permitted to lie to non-believers all they want as well, just like Jews

>>529706654
>Get fucked
>chimp out and bomb civilians, most of them (like in qutar) not even being israeli
>somehow this is proof that iran is going to come out on top according to 80 iq shitskin parasites
lol

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>>529706454
They already ruled that drunk ppl can own guns and walk around with guns loaded, so this is no surprise to me.
*puff puff pass*

>The White House appears to have gone in flat-footed. The surprise is gone, and what’s already been set in motion may be harder to contain. Sending more assets now only risks widening the escalation even further. Never seen anything like it.
The Hubris after an easy win in Venezuela....

Fuentes going live

>Live on Rumble discussing live developments from the US-Iran War, including the revelation that Israel dragged Trump into the conflict.

Trump is the biggest Jew cuck of all time.

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>>529706777
Checked!

>>529702340
Did The Sinpsons predict Trump having a heart attack because he made the mistake of attempting to fight against me in a war?

Heart attacks from stress can be fatal bro, I did warn you.

I do appreciate you firing a certain unit of investigators by the way. I can tell I am forgiven in the end with that case closed

Closing that case fixes most of the mistakes you made, in the long run. I will be fixing the consequences of your actions for decades after your death while respecting the good parts of your memory in private. I only act this way because I can literally see people's souls and I hate what I see most days

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>>529706084
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, I guess.

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I got a new bed and frame back in early December. It's nice and comfy.

Everytime I think I should run for office, I think about if it would be worth it to argue and be surrounded by idiots. Only to realize that almost nothing I do will ever change their minds because they are either bought by special interests to speak a certain way, too low IQ to comprehend anything, or a combination of the two.

How in the fuck are the overwhelming majority of the people we have in the House and Senate so woefully, morbidly incompetent? It's like they spend their lives to just talk, be seen and then go home accomplishing absolutely nothing. Then when someone DOES do something, Congress falls over themselves in outrage, talks and grandstanding more and do more photo ops and TV spots for their donors while trying to make up bullshit bills to PREVENT anyone from doing anything. All so they can continue to do absolutely not shit and pretend they are getting paid for "hard work". Not everyone in Congress is like this, but so many of them are that it's infuriating.

>>529706888
Who wrote that? I need the source to determine if it was a reasonable person or a fucktard that wrote it.

>>529706656
kind of sad how few new ecchi shows come out nowadays, used to be half of anime was ecchi battle harems or shit like Highschool of the dead. we get one or two new ones every season now. The manga industry hasn't stopped producing them though.

>>529706084
If the phone lines weren't all fucking BUGGED I'd call you for a chat.

No one ever listens to my political opinions.

>>529706853
Until weed is removed from the schedule entirely the two substances are not legally comparable

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>>529706618
uh I'm pretty sure 60 percent is too low, and it takes a while to get it higher, but they were basically daring us to do something anyway.

>>529706945
Lucky you.
>>529706951
Try it, Anon.

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>>529707058
>No one ever listens to my political opinions.
Why? What are your political opinions?

>>529707058
The Elite of the Universe is fucking here. What are your political opinions?

>>529707027
Glad we can at least enjoy the classics

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>>529706956
It's legit

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>>529707176
That staircase into the attic looks kind of spooky

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>>529707137
>Lucky you.
I know, I am lucky aren't I?

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>>529706945
beds are great because you just go to sleep in them and that's all they're used for

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What the consensus on mutts getting killed for Israel is this a good thing for MAGA or is it all for MIGA ?

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>529707219
>Some xitter rando.
Oh fuck off.

>>529707219
After browsing his timeline it seems that account is full of leftist nonsense. He may be right but it's hard to take commies seriously about anything.

>>529706951
Bureaucratic mindset, everything is solved by procedure or getting the right people to do things according to meetings. They dont know how to do things and they've become the ruling class during the interwar period.

>>529707219
> Spend a month moving half of your military power before the attack
> Surprise is gone

>>529707176
>>529707196
I was thinking, we could fire off 1,000 nuclear warheads at China so we don't have to see the Xi meme get posted anymore, and we would still have plenty of warheads left.

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>>529703046

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How do we re-kindle /pol/'s faith in Trump? Every other post is shitting on him.

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>>529707402
Sorry, I wasn't listening.

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AWOOING

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>>529707510

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>>529706710
yes but it's funny and that's all that matters
>>529707303
TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW
can't wait!

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>>529702769

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>>529706726
lolwut
u silly rabbit, it's literally noon when the sun is directly overhead and the earth keeps turning.
its always noon somewhere.
>doesn't seem like noon
that's because you aren't outside, where the sun is

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>>529707564
AWOO!

>Araqchi(Iran's Minister of Foreign Affairs): The American people deserve better and must take back their country.
Will Iran try to use niggers to chimpout? This should give Drumpf a reason to expel all the muslims living in America as well

>>529706777
Unfortunately they don't get forced to shut up because they're the biggest paypiggies being long time (2 year +) channel members

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>>529707564
AWOOING! Blood moon tonight!

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>>529707602
>its always noon somewhere.
That makes noon seem kind of pointless.

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>>529707650
>>529707564
What a lovely night to avoo.

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>>529707219
>the surprise is gone
Correct. The Iranians will now be able to regroup and rearm, taking back control of their skies and their seas and beat back the American and Jewish devils with all the might of Allah on their side.

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Are you doing your part?

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>>529702340
What a wonderful time in history to be commanding coalition forces under the Blood Moon

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This is a fun timeline we get to see shitskins blowing each other up with kikes getting slammed too. Not to mention US zogbots getting terrorized by ballistic missiles and the F-15's friendly fire KINO was peak. I hope Trump orders boots on ground.

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>>529704229
>Enjoy the ultra comfy!
I haven't posted here in like a month I can't believe it's still this comfy!

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Guys right now is the time to buy a luxury vacation home in dubai

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>>529707708

I don't drop in here very often, just curious, is this general supportive of the iran war?

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>>529707785
>I haven't posted here in like a month I can't believe it's still this comfy!
Where the fuck have you been?

REPORT: 3 WAPO STAFFERS DETAINED ATTEMPTING TO BOARD FLIGHT AT DCA RONALD REAGAN

>REPORT: 3 WAPO STAFFERS DETAINED ATTEMPTING TO BOARD FLIGHT AT DCA RONALD REAGAN

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>>529707402
Hm. It's better to steal from them.

Legally speaking of course; we call it "War Prizes".

After all,

The – communist, Soviet Communist – People's Republic of China had officially declared war.

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>>529707864
dead browns are MAGA
duh

>>529707708
Honestly I'm disappointed Iran didn't mange to shot down any mutt of kike jets so far. How the hell do Serbs mange to humiliates the USAF but not Iranian's who have way better AA and radar then 1990's Serbia.

>>529707862
ian miles choeng lives there. no thanks

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Watching shills tell obvious lies hoping and praying someone more uninformed than they are will buy it will never not be hilarious. Their entire world view, their very existence, is predicated upon the propagation of pure lies and blatantly manipulated half truths. Not even the most brainwashed discord tranny could ever convince themselves that theyre the "good guys" when every word they say is knowingly in service to falsehood.

They are fully aware that they are evil and they revel in it. Do not ever forget that.

>>529707473
why would we want to?

>Iran allegedly hits a single ship
>meanwhile the US sinks their entire navy
>6 American troops dead
>meanwhile Khamenei and most of the IRGC leadership dead in one day
>”westoids btfo”
The absolute state of thirdies

>>529707137
I feel like I'd more effective as a business owner and donating to these people and having them do my bidding. I legitimately cannot handle being around that many stupid people who've convinced themselves that they are smart people, live to hear themselves speak (usually for sound bites and to run to their "team" network to tell them they did anything substantive), and keep doing that every single day for years.

>>529707387
True. This also summed up why I can't run for office too.

>>529707594
hey just now on CNN
>Israel projects that within the next 24 hours, Iran's ability to launch missiles will drop off a cliff as they and America strike the same number of targets in a single day as they've already struck over the course of three days.

>>529707864
Full shhizo mode. When the news is good they celebrate. When trouble appears they scatter. It's clear the operation isn't going well though.

>>529705335
It's incredible seeing Middle Eastern countries siding with the US and Israel. It must have been true, therefore, Rubio and others claim that many countries secretly wanted to see the end of the Mullahs.

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>>529707935
True 3 of the 4 dead zogbots where niggers and spics

>>529702340
I'm glad this worthless crybully baby ass bitch kept giving me attitude for no reason today. I wiped out all those racisy migrants and every last baby boomer by preparing my friends overseas to win the war

The penalty for not fixing the migrants is losing the whole war now. Its already too late to undo what I did too lol

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>529707864
>war

>>529707956
America has not been able to gain air dominance over Iran

>>529703647
Not bad, but based on your data, which I am not acknowledging as truth or accurate, I would not posit a fighter, but a new reusable low radar visible drone.

We have too much radar for the known fighters to make the interception feasible without us knowing about it. So either the fighter is impossible or we fucked up and didn't tell our pilots that the fighter(s) were airborne.

Why would Iran not be shouting the victory of a new piece of tech for them?

One of two reasons, it is in low supply and they are trying to keep it operating for as long as possible, or it is foreign and they don't want to endanger their supply by outting their benefactor.

>>529707956
They make it happen to enrage Americans. Probably gave up info to make the strikes possible

>>529708012
Iran has 30 modern ships and 25 modern subs. You sank the old 1960's ships. Their navy is hidden somewhere, probably in China.

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>>529708018
yes there is massive amounts of aerial movement, it's going to be so fucking MAGA tomorrow (also with primaries)
>>529708026
yes i can't stop fucking laughing when i see saudi arabia accepting US troops into their country (also saudis and UAE joining the war effort together after yemen)

>>529707594
man i really feeling like making the bet but i'm not sure anymore of anything

>>529707219
Once the fighters take out the serious AA batteries the B52s will go in and obliterate what's left of the IRGC. MAYBE Trump can get out of this with a decent military coup

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>>529708012
Why are you shills all spamming this ? Tell your boss in Eglin this shit is not convincing.

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>>529707886
Uhhh so basically uhh when the uhh ever since the Eggstein files dropped I found out about yuri andtook the weeb pill and have been on a weeb-centric alt chan of anime nazis, they're very third position though I'm probably the only Trump supporter hehehe

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>>529707072
>doesn't know
child, the issue before teh court is the 2nd amendment and other constitutional points regarding our civil rights to own weapons, not just firearms, and they had alcohol and crazy stupid ppl owning guns when they wrote the constitution.
the fact remains that what sort of intoxication a person is experiencing has nothing to do with their right to own weapons, period.
it doesn't matter what drug you wave around, it literally doesn't matter a single bit.

>>529708129
i'm not going to, only because i do know that spics hate blacks (especially black women), so if that turns massively in talarico's favor, well, it's over for her
but, i do know that i will probably regret not making it, especially with the current odds

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>The REAL Iranian navy is hiding in the Gobi Desert.

>>529708153
>LEAF

>>529707785
It really slowed down compared to the past few days, but yeah! Enjoy it while it lasts!

>>529708012
A single American soldier's life is worth a million of theirs, Anon.

>>529708120
>also with primaries
i am looking forward to talarico getting BTFO'd it's going to be hilarious

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>>529708020
These guys in here are NPC tier they just spam the same shit and ignore any bad news. Such is the life of a Zion Don shill.

>>529708012
I was reliably told Iran would get a carrier with hypersonics by now. What happened?

Reminder that I am still baking.

>>529708209
The Iranian military is stealth, anon. They're an invisible force to be reckoned with, please understand.

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>>529708012
yes it is very funny, especially when they go
>dude.
>iran is massively winning this war holy shit.
or alternatively
>lol.
>you fool.
>actually, iran WANTED everyone to die

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>the iranian navy is hiding in china

>>529708080
There pounding the crap out of Tehran though I'm sure they have stealth aircraft over Iran just not F-18 or F-15's yet.

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>>529707473
couldn’t care less what gay coomers think

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Do leftards every think about the fact that they wouldn't have to import voters from Latin America if they just stopped murdering their own babies for satan?

>>529708252
A BILLION!

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>>529707985
This

>>529708209
It's hiding on Exegol

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>>529708263
me and the AZ are COWARDS because we want to bet on crockett winning but alas
if she does win i can't wait to watch the meltdown from some of the more "moderate" democrats

>>529708153
Eglin? you mean langley, and tel aviv.

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>>529708308
Thanks, owlman

>>529708345
CANADA #1!!!!!!!!! NOW GIVE ME (YOU) YOU SHIT

>>529708207
lol imagine if it went to a runoff

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>>529708372
You don't understand they need to be sluts it's empowering

>>529707219
Its logical considering that Spain and Uk rejected USA to use their tankers. Thus means US has to mobilize even more tankers from their own fleet.

>>529708209
there's an Iranian ship flying over my house

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https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/03/nominations-sent-to-the-senate-4e42/

>>529707862
>a literal shithole filled with muslim niggers
no thanks

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>>529708012
Lol, but "this won't end well for the amerikkkikes!!!!!!"

>>529708372
evil is self destructive and seeks short term pleasure above all else. might be good long term for this, those that survive this population crunch wont have the leftist genetic traits.

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how the FUCK did he not look?

MAGA
Haven't been around in a couple of weeks.
Turns out the real world is just as much as a shitshow as this place. No use in staying away :)

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>>529708666
I agree completely.
Also checked!

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>we are ABSOLUTELY wining with our dead commanders and ducttaped jalopy planes

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hahahahahahaha retarded MAGA faggots

>>529708684
LEGS

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>>529708666
>evil is self-destructive
Well, satan, if any dweeb would know that, it'd be you

>>529706951
>How in the fuck are the overwhelming majority of the people we have in the House and Senate so woefully, morbidly incompetent?
By design. TPTB want the dumbest and most degenerate in office, because that way they are more easily controlled through their vices and blackmail.

>>529708406
Ayyup.