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>Migrants making false domestic abuse claims to stay in UK, BBC investigation finds
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crl19dzdd38o
>Breakthrough £90,000 Alzheimer's drugs unlikely to benefit patients, report suggests
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cql77wlqlx7o
>UK prepares for food shortages in worst case scenario as Iran war continues
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpvxp4xnrwdo
>Church in Wales approves blessings of same-sex marriages
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx291ejr30xo
>Police issue disorder warning after Epsom rape protest
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c77m5nvyz7vo
>Nine universities start legal action over student loan error row
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cnv884qveyqo
>Minister considers banning over-the-counter flea treatments for pets
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyxpnz45yzo
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>>533254507
I'll say it now, the sheer amount I have contempt for the average prole in the UK is immense, having actually been to Europe and seen how much better off they are, and soon to go over to the States once the Iran situation blows over a bit more, in most areas of their respective countries, it niggles me to come back here.
I swear most people in some fashion are still under the illusion that we are somehow in contention for Great Power status when we can't even fix the potholes, have a Navy that can barely float and there is literally MOULD you can see on a commie block not just from street level 2 miles away, from street level.
The entire country is falling to pieces and yet you'll still get retarded flag shaggers who believe we're second to none when we're literally being outflanked by Poland.
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What is Bonglands economy based on nowadays? Like in the old days you had rolls royce, steel, ships etc.
I can’t really think what the UK actually has of industries nowadays apart from fish n chips and kebab shops
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>>533254587
>Patrols the streets
>Mobs you for '''''''islamophobia'''''''''
>Dresses in black
>Often get out of court cases easily
>Incompetent at their jobs
>Will give you a battering for standing outside of ''''''hotels''''''''
Who am I?
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>>533254587
I don't know why they're refusing to name the browns, because we know it's browns just not which specific variety of shitskin. Actual brits wouldn't share a cummy hole and get their cocks out around eachother unless they were military.
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>>533254809
Leave the country then.
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>>533254975
Those Nuclear plants that Clegg was so proud of decommissioning would be really useful right now.
>>533255194
To where nigger? Not like I have 27 other countries to fuck off to any more is it?
If life turned out the way I wanted I'd have been in the States and married with my American Ex-Fiance 3-4 years ago. Can at least say I'm in the 90th percentile for my age bracket, but living in this country is still nightmare fuel on the regular and that's just from looking outside.
Literally seeing Africans flood my White town, being put up into HMOs can't do fuck all but see the decline whilst niggers get the red carpet.
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>>533254975
I fucking hate the people who think that the "added value" business model for running an economy is even remotely sustainable, there is literally nothing stopping another country, probably in Asia or Africa completely supplanting you. In the best case, it just takes a decade or so for them to be able to do exactly the same job and same output, with western managers overseeing a cheap indigenous workforce. The managers too can be replaced in time.
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>>533255346
People have been brainwashed by modern economic ideology. Quite unreal really.
The core components of an economy are
>resources
>tech
>highly educated & healthy workers
>respected institutions
>a common binding culture
>security
Anything else is just noise.
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>>533255365
The best I can do for myself is quite frankly move elsewhere.
If I get this contract (copium) I'll be set to move away from this town and put together a prison for the next 3 years.
Should be enough to live comfortably with even the shortages I hope.
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I actually quite like the Iran situation. It exposes how weak our politicians are and how fragile our economy is. That's a clear signal to decouple ourselves from the webs of globalisation and become self-sustainable and efficient. But our politicians won't do that. I don't trust politicians. If Rachel Reeves says the Iran war is bad for the UK then it's the opposite.
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>>533255535
Insane state. Funny how at school we're never taught stuff like this, or inspired to get a job in engineering. It was always
>look at these inspiring niggers
>ever considered media studies as a uni option! ;o
>watch this 5th round Pop Idol contestant on coke sing about not doing drugs
>lets put 50% of the school budget into this shitty play
>we're spending £10mil on (security) renovations to stop niggers stabbing each other
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>>533255494
I mean there's also the crown dependencies, but you need to jump through a ton of hoops for those, especially in say, Gibraltar, even Jersey and Gurnsey are expensive.
Could go back to school and see if I can get a degree for an American job, but I really enjoy construction that much I'd rather not.
>>533255528
Yeah, it has to be. Not like there's anyone else I particularly care for in this awful country.
Everyone in my town treats me as a foreigner, are convinced I am a foreigner with my posh accent. they randomly accuse me of being a Southerner, they accuse me of being Irish, Canadian, Polish, Jewish, Spanish, they ask me where my parents are "really" from.
Meanwhilst Nugubu Ogluwanmikemi gets a tap on the shoulder as if they are one of them.
I hate them, let peasants be peasants.
>>533255471
So long as we're American lapdogs nothing will change, decline can continue even more.
What we need really is a British Gaullism and it is possible to have it within a European framework.
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https://xcancel.com/ripplebrain/status/2044512526835085401#m
>Footage of the Corio oil refinery on fire in Geelong, Victoria (Australia). Substantial flames billowing into the sky. Corio supplies ~120k barrels per day of fuel and refined products, equivalent to over 10% of Australia's daily consumption According to the U.S Energy Information Administration, Australia's refineries are operating at above 100% capacity. "Australia’s two oil refineries have a combined capacity of 229k barrels per day with an average utilization rate of 108% in 2024."
>This undersells it a bit. Australia has the worst processed petroleum product trade deficit in the world, and this facility is responsible for more than half of its domestic refining capacity
Terrorism? Hmmmm
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>>533255655
Unironically, a communist system would be less equalitarian and arguably more productive than the current state.
The levels of managerialism would be cut, useless Somalis would be thrown back, these things would happen due to the nature of Governance and the realities that would need to be met.
>>533255860
I'm stuck in a country I don't wish to be, nor feel at home, nor MADE to feel at home in, and what little I then have is then raped by Africans who are treated as more English than myself by those I'm surrounded by.
I have a right to be bitter. I wish I was able to leave the country. I'm trapped here.
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>>533256099
They hate me, cause' they ain't me.
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>>533256400
HARVEYS CARROT CAKE
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>>533256384
Oy vey, I know, it's honorary status but I'd be lying if I said it didn't bother me (implying the screed didn't make that obvious).
There's already the issue of atomisation, but on the last site I was on I had to show my passport to prove that I was born in the town I currently live in.
The bloke had a mental breakdown there and then, these are not normal reactions to meeting someone, asking someone who's lived in a place for 20 odd years being asked "no where are you from really" with every other encounter starts niggling away at you.
Best I can do is simply make more, and fuck off to where I can at least say I am a foreign man in a foreign land, rather than being treated as a degenerate foreigner by my "own" people whilst they embrace niggers handily.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe2vtVq8ZtQ
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It's crazy how much asspain that Italian magazine caused with one pic of reality
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>>533256948
>people at back look shopped in
>guy closest on right using a shitty 50p folder
>only 10 glassses for about 30 people
>table isn't big enough for everyone
>pakis and niggers
>clungy girl on left not looking at camera so i can't check her out properly
>passing health and safety laws, then leaving your handbag on floor as a trip hazard
>providing cheap biros to cabinet ministers
just not a serious country
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>>533254507
Drive those numbers even lower and watch the system break. Leech and steal rather than produce value because the government needs to tax you and private corporations need to profit off of you in order to invest that money into infinite shitskins and other Jewish policies.
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Having trouble finding a job lads, I signed up with Yodel flex, amazon flex, Deliveroo & uber eats and there's no work available.
I'm wondering of I should go 'fuck it' and apply to be a full time self-employed delivery driver, ei. with Amazon or DPD. The trouble is that I might end up renting a van and still get no work/
does anyone here have any experience with sort of thing?
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Breaking news
>Breaking news
Breaking news
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I've never understood why people like this guy.
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>>533257479
True - but so much time wasted (economics)
>>533257489
Don't we have to rip up our passports on the beach? (political commentary)
*Jannies are deleting off topic stuff
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>some migrants are being advised to make false claims they are gay
>No 10 said there were "robust safeguards" to make sure claims are "rigorously and fairly assessed".
Keir finally got himself a hands on role then? Fitting pic for an article on migrants too
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>>533257529
fake news
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>>533257477
Driving is grim, you meet an endless supply of dickheads and get treated like a fucking loser, the pay gets worse every year as do the roads, also indians drive so badly it's only a matter of time until you're involved in some bullshit.
Also they think you're a lightweight if you don't do 60 hour weeks, the people that think that do 40 themselves. It's utterly thankless and the work randomly dries up and diesel is £2 a litre right now
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>>533257522
I think I would have to get a license to use an excavator or something.
>>533257539
I would have to learn to fly
>>533257598
I did try that once and failed and I didn't want to spend another grand or so to try again but maybe I could drive a van for practice and try again in the future.
>>533257760
I've been applying for jobs with no luck, I'd rather give it a go, since they'll hire almost anyone.
I think I might go for DPD because I would lease a van from them, might make it a little easier.
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>>533257650
The jannies are finally doing what needed to be done. I don't care how much slower the thread gets, the quality goes up exponentially every time the nonce bastard gets Ack'd.
>>533257551
Enemy of my Enemy is indeed, my friend.
It's not Muslim NGOs that bomb their own countries then bring them here.
Get rid of the Zionists, everything else comes back into harmony.
>>533257811
Gateman is a £40-60 card and gets you £17p/h starting. Traffic Marshal is in high demand too. Hoist operator is expensive but you just wear ear pro and listen to some music whilst pressing buttons to go up and down an elevator.
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>>533257760
>Driving is grim
Its corruption. They don't give a shit about residency amenity, crime, healthcare, traffic, roads, public transport, countryside, green spaces, trees. Footpaths, gardens, parking, garaging.
They build houses, profit. 10% affordable (350k), 5% social (filled with illegal immigrants). Then thats them done. Locals suffer the fallout.
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>>533257942
>Get rid of the Zionists, everything else comes back into harmony.
Not really. The Muslims and all the other immigrants will still be here and need to be dealt with. There's no point waiting until the Zionists are defeated.
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>Team Scotland has revealed its ceremony outfits for the Commonwealth Games
wat da foook is this?
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>>533258043
Who do you think brings them here?
Who do you think it benefits (geo-politically) to have them here?
Once you remove that parasitic element, the rest can be resolved and we can go back to being natural enemies, but clearly right now, once the Zionists are gone, then in short order, I sincerely believe we can start to fix our demographics.
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>guys we need to stop the jews first
>guys we need to stop the pakis first
M I L L I O N S
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>>533258119
You're brainfried by american politics and algoslop.
It's middle class women of christian backgrounds with a saviour complex who are causing more issues than 'muh juze'.
All the lefty organisations who've infiltrated the state via blair's '''''''reforms''''''' are christian in nature.
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>>533258138
>You ain’t seen the Brazilian tartan yet
Meu Deus!
>>533258232
>what the fuck did they mean by this?
Maybe that's the average scotsman in 2026?
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>>533258286
I never said political Christianity is based, most Catholic churches in the country are linked with Migration/Refugee NGOs.
But at the top of the top, it is always for Israel's good.
80% of the Tories are a part of the Conservative Friends of Israel, 20% I think are Labour Friends of Israel, Reform have their own wing.
The holocaust memorial had to be passed by primary legislation as there were multiple attempts to bulldoze listed land for a kike monument here.
>>533258285
Lowe won't do it, he's too meek to do it. Too Tory, too Boomerwaffen.
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>>533258075
I'll be wearing this
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its gonna be a mad one this summer when Deano and co cant go on holiday due to the lack of jet fuel and the price of booze going up
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https://xcancel.com/maxtempers/status/2044741797654438315#m
>Excl: Tempers Daily has obtained internal Green Party projections estimating that migration could reach 5 MILLION a year under their policies, with a central estimate of 2.4 million annually. This is three times higher than projections reported in The Telegraph earlier this week.
>The Green Party document also uses the example of a hypothetical Canadian migrant who cannot qualify for any normal visa to demonstrate how they would still be able to enter the UK, receive the full £25,000 a year proposed UBI, and eventually migrate permanently.
>Something else I noticed is that, beyond everyone — including “asylum seekers” — having access to UBI from the moment they apply, the Greens apparently propose a cap on new housing at the level of new homes built in the 2010s.
>The Telegraph’s lowball estimate missed key elements:
>- automatic visas for all arrivals (MG400)
>- abolition of detention (RA507)
>- removal of all reporting requirements (RA508)
>- the absence of any finality in the asylum process (RA506)
>- the complete removal of salary thresholds for work visas (MG507), - £25k cash in hand annually to all migrants (MG503)
>- unlimited chain family migration (MG509)
Don't care, voting Greens
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>>533258075
Lurch's kids are doing well.
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>>533257692
>fake news
For now
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>>533258646
don't be an arsehole, I took the test too soon after getting my B license when I should gained more experience in general. I even did that CPC bullshit exam.
besides if I was a Paki I would've scammed my way through.
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>>533258973
What are you saying?
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>>533258437
These people also support Ukraine. For all our existence we've been at war with eastern powers. Israel, Ukraine, etc, are useful tools in keeping back the hordes.
There's billions of savages in east Eurasia. I'm glad to spend 2% of GDP on helping Israel and Ukraine soak up the brunt of the conflict, rather than wasting European lives and bringing conflict closer to home.
It's literally a choice between israel or the pakis in the middle east. I'm not sure why supporting Israel is so controversial. If the pakis unify, and team up with Russia, we're effectively blockaded.
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>>533258833
imagine zodds woman faora bouncing on your dick @ the speeds she fights, you would quite literally burst into flames from the friction, and it'd be worth it
>To provide an educated guess regarding her speed, one must look at the physics of the scene. When Faora engages the soldiers, she appears as a blur to the human eye, moving from a stationary position to a target several meters away in a fraction of a second. If we assume a reaction time of 0.05 seconds for a distance of 5meters, her velocity vcan be calculated as:v=d/t=5m/0.05s=100m/s This equates to approximately 223miles per hour (360km/h).
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>>533258640
>>I love Israel Lowe
Never said that
>>We must proscribe the IRGC as a Terrorist organisation Lowe
What's wrong with this? All muslim countries should be nuked, simple as.
>>Kemi is one of the good Tories Lowe
Don't even know what this is referencing but I assume it's another reach
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>Furthermore, the friction generated by such movement would create significant thermal energy. Given that the human skin begins to suffer thermal damage at relatively low temperatures, the friction of movement at 220 mph would cause severe third-degree burns across the point of contact almost instantly.[13] [14] Consequently, the biological reality is that a human would not survive the initiation of such a sexual act, as the physical laws governing human anatomy are incompatible with the kinetic output of a Kryptonian combatant.[15]
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>>533259265
I worked with a girl who looked a lot like her a couple of years back
She was a bit young for me though
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>>533258661
https://xcancel.com/maxtempers/status/2044750627708834183#m
>For clarity, this is a fairly large working document that was leaked to me. It features frank and constructive assessments of Green proposals by many working on policy within the party, some of whom are not fully on board with all of the party’s public commitments.
>The person who leaked this to me has a senior role within the Greens and was specifically upset by the border policy, which they felt was for ‘mega corporations’.
Imagine joining and working your way up the Greens and then being surprised at their border policy which has been explicit for decades now: the complete destruction of Britain as a concept
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>defence spending
Genuinely what is the point beyond R&D? We don't have the Empire to garrison or defend and if we ever get into a war that goes beyond anti-terror operations then we have already lost to begin with. Anything more then the necessary equipment to defend the home islands is pointless larping, it all become retarded posturing post-Suez.
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>>533254676
the worst part is we all saw this coming decades ago and yet for some fucked up reason we seem hell bent on making every costly mistake we possibly can
but are we learning from them at least? it doesn't seem so
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>>533260049
>just lean over and die
>just trust the chinks and pakis to act in good faith
>give peas a chance
faggot christcucks like you are the worst.
Imagine not understanding the importance of an island being able to keep shipping lanes open, tapping global comms, being able to bait enemies into fucking themselves over in random wars, having satellite coverage, etc
We need more war, more imperialism, and more military, not less.
We should be setting up colonies for all the nigger remigrations, not turtling.
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>>533260478
I'd like to hope there's 1 based faggot out there in charge of some '''''marketing agency'''''' who's creasing himself laughing at his accelerationist efforts actually picking up speed.
It's the only way to stay sane in this clown economic zone.
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>>533259313
He literally said it during his interview with Starkey. He is weak.
>>533259116
Who is using who? So far as I can see, we by being ruled over by people who hate us and want our race eradicated from the earth. Those people are in the pocket of Zionists.
Israel still wants us dead because of what happened during the Roman times.
The "I've met the nice jew and he's nicer than Mohammed" is low IQ, you get rid of the kike master, so goes the kike pets.
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>>533260338
Oh right, of course. We should also just invent immortality and colonise the moon, it's so simple. Do you have any other comments to make besides larping as an African dictator whose bought his own propaganda?
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>>533260857
you have a level 1 polbrain. it's like having a btec or a city and guilds diploma. sad.
every race is against every race. that's why they all enemies need to be weakened. the existence of Israel gives us an outpost in a strategic zone and fucks over turks, arabs, persians, and all their halfbreed offspring. It's +ev.
jews aren't nice, they're annoying as fuck. however, they're not terrorising our towns. having a token 200k population is relatively benign. unless you can find my !!!UK!!!! organisations run by jews who are actively subverting the state at scale and calling for our destruction and subversion? (protip: US != UK).
It's funny how the pakis, jeets, chinks, russians and jewmericans get kiddygloves in this thread. curious.
whenever i hear jewposting, i just assume someone is trying to derail something UNLESS you actually start naming names and organisations.
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>>533261199
who do you think did 7/7
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Hello anons, how are you doing today?
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>>533261270
She ended the chat.
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>>533261069
Why not make canzuk, invite c-tier places like belize, guyana, the west indies, namibia, rwanda, fiji, mauritius, sri lanka, etc as ''''''''candidate members'''''''' and offload all the pakis, corporations like capita and g4s, criminals, and benny scum out there in exchange for the 1% development budget, security and upgrading their institutions.
Many nations are crying out for a Yugoslavia-esque 3rd power in the world to counter the bigboyz.
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>>533261199
What do glowies even do these days?
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>>533261199
confirmed
>skripal fiasco
>Liverpool car ramming
to be fair it's much more difficult since the smartphone
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>>533261127
An outpost for what? It's not our Empire? Even then, we have the Soverign bases in Cyprus, which invalidates the kosher line of "Muh Middle Eastern Democracy, Muh Strategic Zone!"
>They're not terrorising our towns
Their efforts led to the barbarians who do, it's that causal thinking you're missing
You're seeing the blacks smash up shit and go
>Blacks bad
Which is correct, Blacks are dangerous low IQ literally schizophrenic animals who kill murder and rape, they are biological weapons, but equally, why are they here? Who brought them here? For who's interest?
And you have to figure out who is holding open the gates of Toledo then you know who to expel from us FIRST.
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And rubber stamp the entry of even more blacks and browns?
The Sri Lankans I've met have to be peasants of some sort, literally just slow, like you can physically see the gears whirring in their heads. Was asked if a road was a "Residential Carpark".
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>>533254507
>Canada has a lower GDP than Alabama
>UK has a lower income per person than literally state in the US
I finally understand the Europoor memes. Why does Trump want these other countries so bad? (I know Canada isn't European, but they're politically aligned with EU values)
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>>533261599
UK cops are retarded, although she did talk for longer compared to the one I did yesterday.
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>Peter Mandelson failed his security vetting clearance but the decision was overruled by the Foreign Office to ensure he could take up his post as ambassador to the US, an investigation by the Guardian can reveal.
>According to multiple sources, Mandelson was initially denied clearance in late January 2025 after a developed vetting process, a highly confidential background check by security officials.
>Keir Starmer had by then announced he would be making Mandelson the UK’s chief diplomat in Washington, posing a dilemma for officials at the Foreign Office, who decided to use a rarely used authority to override the recommendation from security officials.
>Mandelson’s failure to secure vetting approval has not previously been publicly revealed, despite intense scrutiny over his appointment and the release by the government of 147 pages of documents supposed to shed light on the case.
>Further documents are due to be released. However, it can also be revealed that senior government officials have been considering whether to withhold from parliament documents that would reveal that Mandelson was not given vetting approval from security officials.
lmao
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>>533261621
Let's see how long Cyprus lasts against a unified Islamic caliphate stretching from Istanbul to Marrakesh.
I'm still waiting for ONE organisation or person who's at the top of this big jewish conspiracy. Remember, UK based, not US imported politics.
You give it the big'un no doubt about deportations, but to where? You faggots never actually suggest constructive policy, it's always
>kick em out
I'm talking about having a group of satellite nations as candidate members, with 5% of the population having a 'commonwealth passport' which allows them to travel freely across CANZUK (i.e. like the Turkish service passport and migration policy we have with them).
I then would suggest that we export neoliberalism and corporatism to them, and let them replicate our last 50 years to help develop them while we focus on kickstarting a new englithenment and wave of industry.
The boriswave should be in countries like Sri Lanka and Kenya, not here. They should be in work camps, doing China tier industrial tasks, too.
If we aren't using the commonwealth, we might as well disband it. It's time to take stock of what we have left and actually use it for our benefit.
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>>533261359
>Why not make canzuk
We are not talking Tommies, Canucks and Anzacs. These nations are so fucked right now, both ethnically and economically, that they unrecognisable from the old Imperial days. I agree with the sentiment but until these nations have begun their revival then it is just a pipe-dream.
>invite c-tier places like belize, guyana, the west indies, namibia, rwanda, fiji, mauritius, sri lanka, etc as ''''''''candidate members'''''''' and offload all the pakis, corporations like capita and g4s, criminals, and benny scum out there in exchange for the 1% development budget, security and upgrading their institutions.
Not the worst idea I've heard if it is one way.
>Many nations are crying out for a Yugoslavia-esque 3rd power in the world to counter the bigboyz.
If we did not take that chance with the French in '56 then anything now would just be a pale imitation and fanciful.
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>>533261834
The commonwealth is so fucking gay and it should be disbanded. It's an active detriment to the nation letting wogs and browns who aren't citizens the ability to vote in this country, which is grotesque quite frankly.
>not US imported politics
Nigga... Reform itself is a MAGA imported form of politics.
>but to where?
Parliament is the Sovereign, you simply need to give them mass notice to leave, the forceful deportations would be to the alleged countries of origin, if they want to shoot the planes out of the sky, that's their issue.
>with 5% of the population having a 'commonwealth passport'
5% of Nigeria is still 12 million people desu, this is the most retarded idea I've ever heard. Having a minimum of 11 MILLION more wogs enter the UK fleeing fuel shortages, same with Sri Lanka, where these people have no Faustian spark in them would be a disaster beyond comprehension.
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>>533261359
This.
We shoudl do a series of similar deals with countries with leadership who hate their own people even more than our leaders hate us. Then do what castro did to the USA when he sent boatloads of people there. He flushed his toilet on the US. All the people on the boats were AIDS patients, faggots, criminals, and retards. Based Castro.
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>>533254507
Why are yall such muzzie lovers
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>>533262085
Nigeria, India, etc are regional powers, they shoudn't be included, and should be cut free.
We actively need to seek out commonwealth members who are next to bigger powers, so we can dangle military in front of them.
>Belize (against Venezuela/Guatemala)
>Sri Lanka (against India/China)
>Mauritius (against India/China)
>Rwanda (against Congo)
etc
It'd be quite simple to set the requirements for a 'commonwealth passport' to be C2 English, a degree from a reputable university, and some type of official service or status. This way we'd be encouraging people to gitgud, and only attract actual anglophiles.
>forceful deportations
>shooting planes out of the sky is ok
>just tell them to leave
You're not a serious person. This is why the far-right will never be taken seriously. We have AI and people still can't string together actual costed, realistic plans.
China have slaves in factories pumping out slop. Our country's getting wealth extracted at record levels by it. We have the pakis, we have potential offshore sites, and we have a market, at least lets own our trade vertically.
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>>533261834
>unified Islamic caliphate stretching from Istanbul to Marrakesh.
With a caliph throne in London.
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>Jewish family on our street fall out with Spanish family next door over noise
>lots of tension as both families throw a wobbly and put their houses on the market
>Spanish house sells first and Jews take theirs off the market in victory
You ain't gonna bloody believe it lads, it's only gone and been bought by a Muslim family kek
The hijabi birds are out in the garden squawking like fookin chickens
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>>533262343
I'm saying the debacle of shooting your own people in planes out of the sky is so beyond the pale, it's not going to happen.
I'll be honest, all that work sounds like far more effort that what would could have simply inside of the EU where there's a far higher quality of stock.
Also
>Sri Lanka
>Retards and oil riots
>Mauritius hates us, loves China
>Rwanda
>Scammed us
Top tier members right there.
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>>533262492
>Mauritius hates us, loves China
Kek, what a retard. Mauritius is a commonwealth member with your muzzie king in charge.
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>>533262808
I know Americans are retarded, but how dumb are you? They actively want lands that are ours and not theirs.
Quite frankly those jeets can suck cock.
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>>533262935
LMAO, the quality of bongs has fucking plummeted. How much nigger blood you have in you Josh? Mauritius won’t do shit without mi6’ approval.
This charade with the changos islands is nothing but switcheroo from one pocket (uk owned) to another (Mauritius owned) both being under the crown.
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Mobile virus labs innit
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>>533262990
Restore is a Tory op. You’d have to be thick as pig shit to think they can win a general election. Their only purpose is to strip 5% to so from Reform so that Olukemi Olufunto’s party can survive complete annihilation in 2029.
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>>533263401
>saar please to be voting reform for proper englishmans *bobbles*
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>>533263401
The real question is who is the 18% wanting more of the 1.0 Tories? I can understand people not knowing any better for Reform (Tory 2.0) but after the Boris wave AND with a Nigerian anchor baby?
Mental.
>>533263250
Are you going to tell me the moon is made out of cheese next? The commonwealth head of state is literally a worthless position in the modern era, nothing more than a ceremonial role at best.
Even if in your twisted head were these things correct, we'd still be selling our territory and giving away money we don't have to island jeets.
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>>533263556
>Are you going to tell me the moon is made out of cheese
No, but I’ll tell you again that you’re a half breed nigger and your mother burned coal. It’s obvious from your low iq takes like
>muh kang has no say
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>>533263556
>The real question is who is the 18% wanting more of the 1.0 Tories? I can understand people not knowing any better for Reform (Tory 2.0) but after the Boris wave AND with a Nigerian anchor baby? Mental
It is. However, Rupert himself has nothing but glowing things to say about Olukemi. The party of the posh will always have support in the Home Counties, which have escaped the Boriswave relatively unscathed. I would vote Labour over Tory if it came down to it for the reasons you mentioned.
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>>533261628
Due to melting arctics, the northern passages open up as a new trade route, which can avoid needing the middle east canal. Hence why countries are interested in Greenland, and canada is also part of that route
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>>533263367
You could buy a small lab for gene editing called the "Odin lab" or "Mjollnir lab" (I forget which) back in the early 2000's for £2k
Had all the gear to make genetically engineered viruses, from the comfort of your own home!
I'm suprised we're all still alive tbqfhfamalam
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>>533263916
>Rupert himself has nothing but glowing things to say about Olukemi
And that's what I've been trying to preach here to no avail. I've been trying to hammer it home, a revolutionary, someone who actually wants to disrupt Westminster would be taking no prisoners, attacking non-stop I understand his personal grudge against Farage and to his credit, he is attacking Reform, but playing the cuck to the Black woman "Conservative" party is DOA.
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I came here to tell you that you guys are cooked.
The UK is cooked
There is no party, candidate, leader, King, <insert fancy british title> that can save you from this.
THe very reason of your cookedness is your over-reliance on "titles" and the fact that you live in an age where anyone can buy those. Your system is one of the past and the only way you will save it is by abolishing it.
I dont see that happening without a Cromwell figure showing up and a few hundred thousand deaths.
But at that point anyone with half a brain will have left the UK, leaving the place to the retards.
If I was a brit I would sell all my shit and emigrate immediately.
It's NOT looking good.
Good lick bongs. You will need it.
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>>533263861
I'm in America, I don’t need a VPN, unlike you. Kek
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>>533258075
From the long lost tribe of McCoon, fought alongside Robert the Bruce during the First War of Scottish Independence against England. According to Netflix and the BBC. Not cultural appropriation at all.
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>>533264328
Your writing style niggles me.
>>533264076
Turns out making ourselves an isolated lapdog for America and a testing ground for the Five Eyes/Six Points wasn't a good idea.
I pray we rejoin soon enough anyway.
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>>533264298
>sell all my shit and emigrate immediately
I'm trapped here sadly. Wishing I were in America with a wife, unfortunately fell through. Not sure if I should go on a shagging spree for continental Polish girls.
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>niggles me
Deal with it, ‘lightskin’
LMAO
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Another scandal rocks Westminster!
It turns out that Peter Manhandleyourson failed his security vetting, but they just overruled it and made him the ambassador anyway. And Sir Keir Rodney Starmer KNEW! He lied and misled the House!
This is the one. He'll definitely resign this time. Right?
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>>533264577
Just move and get a wife in Czech or Poland or anywhere in eastern EU. They like you there.
The great thing about coming from the UK is that your fancy degrees still somewhat have a good reputation here and around the EU so you will get a job pretty easily if you move your ass and stop being a lazy fuck.
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https://xcancel.com/InspGadgetBlogs/status/2044648146265837795#m
>Odd isn't it... Concerned native population get riot shields and batons.... Far left trans/pro pally/antifa/Islam all get escorted by a liason officer. Two tier policing, two tier justice. CORRUPT UK
>This is getting harder to justify. I take no pleasure in saying it. No fan of the far right accounts that take advantage of these situations, but how do we explain the disproportionate response? Commanders are still deeply afraid of being labelled racist at the pro Pal protests.
I really fucking hate the British police community
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>>533264269
Lowe is a Tory, through and through. At the moment, I’d probably vote Green out of sheer disillusionment with it all. However, if Restore is successful in restoring the Tory Party at Reform’s expense, I’d probably vote Labour for the first time in my life simply to stop the Kemiwave. Starmer is bad, but the Tories’ immigration policies irreparably changed the culture of the UK.
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High Key Racist Tea Bee 'Aich.
Squonkin' on that pipe weed, which I only purchase from dem hobbits.
Tinkin bout dem tings.
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>>533265086
For the record I'm not saying they're extra trad, but the ones I saw in Gdansk were insanely fit when I went.
>>533265099
For me, I'm hinging on Green too as pressure for Labour to adopt more a more pro-EU position, though cancelling student loans would be nice.
I've said it too often in the thread but I really would want a Dengist party, or some sort of reasonable Governance that prioritising us getting richer, and more independent in the way of energy and weapons.
Seemingly that's impossible
>>533265090
You're forgetting Antifa is a counter-gang with State protection.
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Send a guitar to my daughter as a gift. End up paying double.
Fucking brexiteers should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Bunch of fucking loser scum.
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>>533262312
picrel should be the Restore emoji
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>>533264878
>He'll definitely resign this time. Right?
Any day now
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>Baltistan
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Nipping to the shops for some milk.
Anyone want anything?
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>>533266080
Get me a freddo squirrel fren.
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>>533265844
Gentlemen I give you Baltistan
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>>533266419
>Openly say I don't feel like I belong here
>Feel as though people don't want me here
>Native that's made to feel foreign by my "own" people
>Choose to make money with the promise of leaving to go elsewhere
>>T...THAT'S RIGHT GO! GO AWAY! COWARD!
What?
As I said, if we were in the EU, I'd be posting under a different flag by now, if I got married I'd be posting under a US flag by now.
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What will his full official title be when he becomes caliph of bongistan?
>By the Grace of Allah, of yookay of bongistan and northern paddieland and of his other Emirates and Territories Caliph, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Muzzie Faith
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>No 10 is *not disputing* extraordinary claim in @spectator that Rachel Reeves is blocking defence funding because of the MoD’s poor record on ‘gender parity’ issues. Asked twice, the PM’s spokesman declines to comment on ‘speculation’…
Speculation latest, war footing ready
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>Speculation
OI PACK IT IN
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>be elon
>log in to email
>unread from starmer marked URGENT !!
*move to trash and block sender*
KEK
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Retard
Ive been there plenty, they look half mongoloid
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>>533266971
We really are becoming a weird commie command economy state, there was Reeves "hauling in" supermarket bosses to berate them for...factoring in inflation? Fortunately a number of them just ignored here
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oops - meant for
>>533266842
Are you gay or blind?
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>>533267013
Techno-mongoloids now
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>>533267159
>first world problems
Paying customs duties I didn't used to have to pay because Pawel worked harder than other dumb fuckers in low end jobs and made them look bad and he had a fit bird and they got jealous and fucked the country over it is not a fucking first world problem.
It's a political issue. Resolved only by killing every low iq council house living, tracksuit wearing pauper.
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Real Car, Real Exclusivity
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>>533266897
You've clearly never been to Ukraine. I got whiplash.
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>Retard
>Ive been there plenty, they look half mongoloid
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I'll be honest, Remain would have won pretty easily if the "Total Gammon Death" posting was a little less on mainstream news.
It's frustrating actually that it turned into "Immigrants good, die you fucking gammon" I can't get over how retarded the entire debate was.
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Caught out on what?
I said ive been to eastern euro
If you think theres a big difference between poles and ukrainians youre the larper
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Wait, I thought calling London "Londonistan" was a far right slur that would get you arrested for hate crime, but now they're putting it on baseball caps?
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>>533268301
I've got 3 children. My last trip abroad was to take my daughter to see Radiohead in Copenhagen in december.
Now let's see your passport stamps and proof of sex having?
Lying fucking loser.