>ONLY A MORON WILL TAKE TRUMPS SOCIALS ON FRIDAY SERIOUSLY

What is the next step in Iran's master plan?

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U LOST TRANNY

>>533341688
Continuing to watch trump flounder. Why would they need a next step?

>"They agreed to everything"
>No more support for any proxies
>We're getting "The Dust"
>Strait of Hormuz is WIDE OPEN "Forever"
How do people still believe this shit?

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Hormussy status?

>>533341830
>never opened

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Looking for a Sephardic Girlfriend
>picrel

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>fool me once

>>533341773
severe mental retardation

How is this real life am I dead

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PIG BTFO!

Closed my calls in the pump this morning and put down $20 on brent above 96.99 on Monday just to feel something over the weekend

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lol lmfao xd

Strait Status?
Petrodollar status?
Hegemon status?
Banan status?

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now that the dust has settled, can we agree that genocide is funny?

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>>533341595
>So the Strait is closed?
doesn't appear to be open, anon.
https://hormuzstraitmonitor.com/

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This is actually pretty funny

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This is gonna get so messy. This market manipulation should be fucking illegal.

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>>533341591

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Migger in chief will delay it until he did enough damage for $20 a gallon

>>533341891
The toll isn't even that high. Just suck it up and go home home baka.

>>533341950
>Strait Status?
dilated

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>>533342015
>ahaha

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>>533342015

How funny would it be if the IRGC, instead of calling out donnie's blatant lies is just gonna let him talk and keep preparing for the other shoe

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Trump is saying that Iran has unconditionally surrendered and Iran is not even denying it. Is it really over?

>>533342051
I missed the strait memes. Only thing better would be if we had a hormuz waifu

>>533342024
at what point does this explode in our collective faces I feel like peace tomorrow could be announced with everyone happy in some magical way and this fallout woule still hit like a brick

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The stock market is up tho, so none of this Iran stuff turned out to matter at all

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>>533342015
this one here is an israeli reaction to trumps market rigging

>>533341595
Seems that way
So why are markets reacting so positively?

>>533342090
I think at some point he realized that the israelies wont be stopping that machete from penetrating his anal cavity

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>>533342042
my egytianbro.=)
i am not well versed with gif magic as you are but i am doing my best.

>>533342052
It's not, but they don't want to get their cargo plundered by Long Don Silverstein out on the high sees for paying the toll

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lol, I will check back tomorrow. Nothing will happen up until then.

>>533342195
Who controls the markets? Exactly.

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>>533341591
Straits open?
>CLOSIT

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The fuck? Are you guys seriously still posting here? The war is literally over LMFAO

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>>533342157
America and Europe are Edom and will be destroyed by Israel

>>533342157
kek, based

Zion Don manipulates the market again. He will probably dump bombs tonight.

>>533342195
The "markets" are run mostly by computers, and it's been that way for a long time.

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>>533342103
>unconditionally
where did he said that?
he lies like there's no future (there isn't), but that would be too much

>>533342195
Markets are entirely fake and gay is why
>>533342120
>at what point
The great fuckening starts when the manipulated contracts start expiring and have to be fulfilled at spot prices, and given the shortage there’s significantly more paper contracts than oil barrels in reality

trump is just saying random dumb shit that makes no sense. iran will give uranium to a 3rd county and now they will give it to the US and stop funding hamas and the houtis. no word if Israel will keep funding hamas tho.

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>>533341591
miggers and jannies tongue my anus

can’t believe they raided a neutral general over a possible 60% return to the status quo we had three months ago

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>>533342293
>The war is literally over
4 u

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>>533342241
it is just market rigging though, trump escalated further in a sense since the last talks not deescalated
my theory is that the US wants the oil infusion from the trapped tankers in the strait to stay off consequences

takes 40-60 days until the bag of tricks is exhausted

>>533342345
Trump is claiming
>Strait is open
>Iran hands over uranium
>No sanctions relief
>Iran stops support for Hezbollah, Houthis and Hamas
That is clear unconditional surrender from Iran, if true.

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>>533342247
you're doing great fren, your breads are exquisite

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>>533341960
Yes

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>>533342323
pahahahaha its unreal how much the people in this general are coping

You'd think with the risk of getting fucked bigly in the order of billions by the futures-spot spread, the programmers they pay millions to develop automated trading algos would be patching this shit to not treat Trump's announcements as truthful.

>>533341688
Continue existing which makes the entire world seethe like crazy. They are based and vengeancepilled.

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>>533342441
fjordjude

MARKETS CONFIRM

SANDNIGGERS LOST
YUROKEKOLDS LOST
THIRDIE SPICS LOST

AMERICA WON

>>533342441
you lost, tranny

>>533342414
I await convincing

also we left Iraq and Syria, and we’ll definitely be going back

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So who forgot to propagandize the pajeets about the mines?

Wow, so Trump stopped this whole Iran and Lebanon wars? That's awesome, he really is good at stopping wars

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>>533341867
>So Iran is also lying too? Or are you retards just wrong as usual?
The US is desperate to get things back to normal to the way things were before they started their chimpout but some toothpaste doesn't go back into the tube, anon. Ship traffic is not back to normal levels. I think that the Iranians are being deliberately ambiguous to keep uncertainty high without openly being the "bad actor" stopping all transit through the strait, which is the counter to the US blocking Iranian ships alone. Not very long for the ceasefire to expire.

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>>533342511

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THOSE PRICES AREN'T REAL O ALGO
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU SUBHUMAN SHITSKINS LOST

>>533342530
Is there any rational reasoning (other than rushing for a nuke) in taking such a deal?

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>BREAKING NEWS - BANNON PISSED HIMSELF
break news - bannon pissed himself
>BREAKING NEWS - BANNON PISSED HIMSELF
break news - bannon pissed himself
>BREAKING NEWS - BANNON PISSED HIMSELF
break news - bannon pissed himself
(ok now I'm out)

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>>533342420
not as good as yours fren.
best regards.

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chat is this true?

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>>533342525
indeed i did, i almost let you guys convince me this nothingburger was a happening when NOTHING EVER HAPPENS KEK

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Stop taking anything Trump says seriously, especially during shabbat, you fucking retards

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>>533342614
holy shit it is real..

ahahahaha

>>533342642
Russia. This person is retarded. Most uranium even here come from Russia.

>>533342642
>Where did it come from?
The fucking ground kek.
https://discoveryalert.com.au/irans-expanded-uranium-mining-2025-concerns/

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>>533342015
>Bibi disappears
>a flicker of autonomy returns to the goy
...wait is this some bullshit Fantasy RPG thing where the Crown of Goyim Summoning is passed from King Kike to King Kike and once you destroy it its thralls awaken or turn to ash?
Do we just need to find Bibi's magic artefact stash and this whole thing is over?

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>>533342454
That's a really dumb post. This isn't being left up to algorithms, whole teams of actual finance jews are making calculations and decisions.

>>533342293
>Trump won
>Iran lost
>Norway lost

Cope shitskin tranny freak lmao

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>>533342642
>chat is this true?
no its garbage.

>>533342642
Russia was selling the uranium for years for their nuclear power plants and Iran was supposed to dispose of their 3% enriched uranium back to Russia.

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>>533342642
sure trump’s magic too

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>>533342614
IT IS A SIGN! CHINA WILL TAKE TAIWAN! CCP IS GOING TO WIN! EPSTEIN CLASS LOSING!

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>>533341830
Renamed.

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>>533341830
strait of iran

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Stock Market
>New Records
Oil
>Down
Iran
>Lost
Trump
>Won

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>>533342441
>Day: 9 of the 14-day ceasefire™ period
what happens after the """ceasefire™""" ends?

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>>533342659
ABNORMAL NORWEGIAN SHALL ABNORMAL BE

LMAO
EUROPEAN MIGGER COPE IS EVEN MORE SWEET

Dodgy trading again just before Trump announced strait open

>>533342642
>once

>>533342839
A peace treaty™.

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>>533342820
>1987
nice pull.
saved.

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>>533342839
my dad finally comes home

I wanna die

>>533342885
Ahahaha

https://youtu.be/mgxRfGCPV6g

I was just getting in the mood...

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>>533342741
Iran was behind it!

>>533342940
welcome back anon

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>>533342831

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I HATE MIGGERS!

I HATE MIGGERS!

I HATE MIGGERS!

I HATE MIGGERS!

>>533342642
It doesn't matter if it's true.
It's completely uninteresting information.
Also not really.
Enriched uranium is like Everclear/Spyritus i.e the entire point of the song and dance is making it as pure and anonymous a substance as possible.
Even the adulterations have been so thoroughly emulsified you'd only get a very general area.

>>533342614
chat is this real?

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SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-he-aJZpE
>>533343073

>>533342978
nice tune i like it.

>>533342978
can be a great thread theme.

>>533341862
How about same day delivery of 90% enriched Uranium to Tel Aviv?

>>533341995
12 of 60 is 20% you stupid nigger.

>>533343032
what if obama have them the uranium

So I am supposed to believe:
>Iran will reopen the strait completely AND discontinue the troll toll, allowing full unimpeded traffic exactly like before the war
>Iran will receive no sanction relief
>Iran will receive no reparations
>Iran will have more of its assets frozen, as per Bessent
>Iran will hand over all nuclear material
>Iran will totally discontinue enrichment
>Security guarantees for Lebanon are not tied to any of the above agreements, and conflict between Lebanon and Israel will be resolved separately, one is not contingent upon the other
>Iran will permanently cease all funding of Hezbollah and other regional armed insurgencies
>Israel will not bomb or attack Lebanon at all going forward
I mean, I have been surprised many times in the past year. I find it impossible to predict much anymore. Could anyone explain how this is possible? Is it really just that they don't want to be bombed anymore?

My assumption was that in the 3 day window between the ceasefire ending and the 60 day window for Congressional authorization closing, there would be a ground invasion utilizing the thousands of troops that have been deployed in the gulf over the last month. Can someone explain why we spent money to put all of these troops there if that isn't the goal? Just to have options open?
All seems beyond the pale, frankly.

>>533342414
Literally just a return to status quo ante except for some stuff that can’t possibly be verified beyond “trust me bro.” It’s incredible that it’s being spun into total victory for the aggressor, when their initial goal when launching the conflict was to overthrow the regime and install a new government.

>>533342266
markets close in an hour

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>>533343114
hahaha wtf this must be just some weird pants design right?
ain't no way diddy ahh blud just sitting there lecturing while being soaked in piss right?

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>>533342978
wtf how did he know

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>>533342015
problem?

>>533343273
only a moron or an election tourist will believe all that shit.

it is nothing but market manipulation, or another friday as we call it here.

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>>533343273
Iran will gib up missiles, swear allegiance to donald trump as king, build a statue to him and will no longer fund tucker tehranson

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>SOLO NOBRE MUST STAND
TKD

>>533343273
blah blah blah if you don't have anything smart to add, don't post diarrhea.

Does Trump even understand what paper prices are?

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>>533343353
damn..
indeed ameribro, indeed.
the lyrics are like prophecy from 11 years ago.

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>>533343442
no

>>533343273
Its Friday, Trump has lied every single day of this war. Why did you start believing him now?

>>533343424
Just asking questions. Are you unable to answer them? That would be ok, I am also unable to do so. Hoping someone here could clarify. These are some very unprecedented claims, even for Trump.

>>533343273
>Memeflag
>sassy bullshit
Yes Donny is lying you could've said that in a less detestable way.

>>533343114
What are his kidneys failing or something

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IRAN: MORE WAR SEEMS LIKELY /Professor Marandi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMWAWVyRqiw

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LOL
LMAO

>>533343530
I don't necessarily believe him, but wondered if anyone could provide any justification for any of these claims, any reasoning for accepting them. It's alright if the answer is just that they are blatant lies.

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barak ravid says that netanyahu learned from axios (barak ravid) the leak barak ravid got from netanyahu

>>533343567
old people get incontinent its normal

>>533343615
Market cope over weekend to lock it in.

>>533343581
Have they lost their minds?

>>533343566
Not being sassy, friend, I am autistic and I am tired... And the volume + scale of these claims are extreme. It's hard to keep up. Seems there is no justification for any of these assertions though, everyone seems to agree they are just lies, albeit especially flagrant ones.

>>533342293
if you only have given him a noble for peace

OK but different question.
Trump's handlers.
The ones whispering bullshit to him.
What do THEY think about the things he's doing?
Do they feel like the situation is going in the direction they want?
I feel like we don't pay enough attention to that part.
Or put another way: Does Bibi feel like he's winning?
Does Kushner?

>>533343442
No.

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>>533343677
IT'S BACK UP

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>>533343623
jew mad?
>>533343677
Trump is unironically correct oil prices will be lower than before this when it is over because Iran's oil will be on the open market.
Oil will probably be in the $60s, maybe even in the $50s.

>>533342940
Glad you're still with us

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>>533343114
transcribed webum

>>533343730
Are they gonna make a run for it like Trump told them to last month?

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>>533343709
there might be a deal and trump is 100% lying about it

Still making these cope threads? War is over. We won.

Where are all those idiots who were screeching "This is the end of the American Empire muhahaha". You sure must feel retarded now.

>>533343623
Barak Ravid is literally part of an Israelik military psyop unit. Don't believe anything he says.

>>533343784
I'm completely fine with their oil being on the open market and unsanctioned. Why was it even sanctioned in the first place?

>>533343835
To be fair, the war isn't over until a deal is signed. It's just on pause until then.

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>>533343242
>12 of 60 is 20% you stupid nigger.
You're right about the maths. But that's a critique of the site code, which isn't mine. Quibbling about the maths apart, it's clear that traffic through the strait has not yet normalised.
Going beyond, even if Trump's wishcasting were magic and he could normalise things with a single TruthSocial post, the global economy is missing about 580 million barrels of crude and that's going to cause a spike in real prices
here, this site seems better - https://hormuztracking.com/

Right now its just two sides claiming what will happen.

>>533343869
Economic pressure to agree to a deal. With their oil on the market, everyone else in the gulf too, and our increased production with Venezuela oil is going to DOOMP

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>>533343835
i will use your post as a thread image once you sacrifice some soldiers for israel, soon enough.
come back then. take care.

>>533343273
But anon, what part of this doesn't seem believable?

You can pass... buit it will cost you.

Pay the toll

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>>533343835

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Wait, I thought there was a blockade?

>>533341591
baklavanon can you add

Hormuz Strait Traffic:
https://hormuztracking.com/

to the OP? cheers. Or I can bake the next one.

>>533343273
They will probably get some kind of concession but not in so obvious a way.

>>533343331
>when their initial goal when launching the conflict was to overthrow the regime and install a new government.
If Iran is really surrendering in the way that Trump claims, it will be very easy for them to stage another color revolution and achieve just that.

>>533343915
Wasn't their oil sanctioned for years? No reason to it, just makes everything more expensive and I'm guessing it's because muh Israel.

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>>533344032
will do indianbro.
i will bake the next one and will ask for you or the egyptian bro to take over the bakery when i am tired after that.
but i got the next one. thanks for asking regardless.

>>533343869
>Why was it even sanctioned in the first place?
Muh international law
>>533343709
>And the volume + scale of these claims are extreme. It's hard to keep up. Seems there is no justification for any of these assertions though,
It's the Nigerian prince scam strategy.
Loud ludicrous Claims = Filters out doubters and invigorates the gullible.
When all you have are lies then audacity is ofttimes the best way forward because the people on the fence won't be convinced anyway.

>>533343954
Almost all of it ;__;
Even with the way Trump lies, it feels unbelievable he would lie THIS MUCH and THIS BIG... But perhaps it is a dementia flareup. I don't know. Certainly unbelievable Iran would be able to leverage such outsized economic and political pressure yet cave on every single issue and even more besides... Was expecting a migroid to try and explain this.

>>533343835
Define "victory".
You haven't completed a single of your initial objective.

>>533343869
By 1990? Israel.

Dick Cheney wanted sanctions gone in the 90s for joint oil ventures

>>533344179
Iran has officially stated that all of Trump's truths today were lies. Someone else can post the xitter/telegram screencaps

>>533343814
grim.

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>>533344000
lol

>>533344004
we might've let them through as a good will gesture desu, there's only one story about this

>>533344228
Huh.
Maybe Slinky Dick had a good point or two

>>533344179
It doesn't matter if hes lying because they caved on something and he will simply ignore the other things he said and people will accept it. If they cave on 3 of 5 talking points but secure the other 2 Donald does not give a shit.

CRUDE IS RISING AGAIN

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>>533343814
ahahahahahaa
>i am pissing my pants
>but you should suck israels dick
>trump is the best presido ever
>maga niggers
>we got this shit

>>533344179
His lies have been getting more brazen since the start of this war. I suspect the silence from either israel or Iran is just shock/disbelief or they've finally just decided to ignore the fat old senile retard

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>>533344263
You've heard of the holocaust? Exactly. People have spent years in prison for questioning it.

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>>533341688
Araghchi will laugh as trump signs a piece of paper saying he's giving free BJs, trump will then say he won again before someone at CNN ask him if he's gay and he'll say something fucked up and probably call a jihad when someone in Europe tells him to calm down

>>533344309
The secular goyim don't have the same degree of emnity as the Israelis or their Evangelical puppets.

>>533342839
Realistically probably 2 more weeks of extended cease fire. That or Trump nigs out again and starts attacking, which could happen

>>533344082
All the terms are things that cannot be verified. How does the US prove that Iran isn’t funding hezbollah or has handed over uranium? It’s obvious that Iran won and is allowing the US to save face and give trump an out.

>>533342414
>Trump is claiming
Yeah the same way he said Iran sent him a ship full of cash last week

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>>533344419

The toll booth of Iran is COMPLETELY OPEN to any and all paying customers

The Iran Hawks really seem to be in a level of their theories of regime change disintegrating on contact with reality as the pro-life movement.

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>STRAIT IS OPE-ACK

LMFAOOO

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>>533342293
vibe

>>533341862
topkek
NO ONE COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS

>>533344845

Is your sense that every ship is being turned back either by Iran or the USA? That's my sense.

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>>533344845
FUCKING jEWS!!!!

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>>533344691
The Ayatollbooth has been legitimized on the global stage

>>533342981
>>533343800
Thanks? I guess? I have such a fucked up brain that no kind of belonging or nice words or companionship gives me the same thing she gave me. I'm just fucked in the head.

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>>533343835
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>>533344687
At this point I think worse of these idiots with billions listening to him and believing it then getting raped by insiders on the markets

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AMERICA IS ASSEMBLING THE AVENGERS OF HORMUZ

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/17/avengers-assemble-us-navy-strait-hormuz-iran-war-blockade/

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the jews are winning, dei style.

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>>533344845
I am tired boss this has been emotional roller coaster

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>>533345152
WELCOME TO THE CLUB
>PAL

>>533345087
I’m convinced Trump is literally just making shit up for market manipulation or he’s truly losing his mind.

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- Head of Iran's National Security Commission Ebrahim Azizi:

"The time has come to comply with the new Maritime Regime of the Strait of Hormuz.
These regulations are determined by Iran, not by social media posts!

Under this new system, only commercial vessels with authorization from the IRGC Navy are permitted to navigate through designated routes after paying the required tolls.

If the U.S. attempts to create any disturbance for Iranian ships, this situation can easily be changed."

It's funny seeing the Iranian government go full izzat preservation mode.

It's like seeing a bunch of pajeets fight

>>533345303
Why not both?

>France and Germany talking tough and aggressively against Iran in todays press releases
What happened? Whats with the sudden shiftup?

Did the goyim get whipped back in line?

Israel lost. It’s undeniable. Israel lost its last chance for a land grab before the last pro US president is out. It will not be an empire.
Instead of an empire in 2029 Israel will be a beggar looking for a new patron, still under the delusion that anyone wants this kind of parasite on its neck. Nobody will.
Bibi will lose the election because the savage citizenry didn’t get the regional genocide it wanted. The right will be disorganized and plagued by infighting and the left will take power.
And then, la saison de chasse :)

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>>533344543
>2 more weeks of extended cease fire
my friend, israel won't settle with iran existing on the map, aside from the rest of the middle east. as for america, it's a lost cause; your country has been living on a kike gas tank since the dawn of its creation. even after 20 or 30 years, when the 'new generation' of politicians takes over, it won't be solved.

and let's, for a moment, imagine a world without iran. the next day, we'd see israel kvetching about turkey aside from the fact that it's already doing that before our eyes, then egypt, then whomever it sees. israel wants a world of its own

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>>533344690
=)

>>533345393
>Instead of an empire in 2029 Israel will be a beggar looking for a new patron, still under the delusion that anyone wants this kind of parasite on its neck. Nobody will.
the important thing is that henceforth, every aspiring politician will be on the lookout for epstein-style compromise/blackmail traps
that's never gonna work again

>>533345338
True.

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THE KOSHER MENACE WON'T LOSE THE MEME WAR BY ITSELF
HAIL MY BROTHERS
HH

>>533345332
Meanwhile back in reality >>533345317
Hormuz is now Iranian property

>>533345500
That's not how that works.
In the UK everyone who has a chance to become prime minister has to sodomize a dead pig.
Similar mechanisms exist elsewhere.
If you're not down with diddling you just don't advance.

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The 'warning zone' of the blockades are more or less like this
Elpis and Rich Starry turned back when they approached that blue line

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Nothing is happening. Stop baking these threads. Nothing ever happens.

so the eurotards threw away NATO just to virtue signal for a week LOL

>>533345303
It's the same timing every week
probably made a lot on oil

>>533345393
Jews don’t want an empire. They just want to sow discord and rake in shekels.

>>533345811
Fatso

>>533345802
So nothing changed?

>>533346148
Yeah, same shit as the previous days
Trump is just tweeting bullshit to bank some millions

>>533346199
>billions

>>533346148
oil is 20-30% cheaper on paper

>>533346245
And thats all that matters

>>533345086
Nafoids vs mordor vibes

>>533346148
Futures traders have become more delusional

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>>533344153
LMAO check picrel turns out hormuztracking.com has an LLM write its hourly sitreps in Trump Truthsocial style kek

>>533346407
Tradertards will take this as fact

>>533346407
>even the LMMs are making fun of trump.

i hate AI but they can at least notice patterns.

>>533346245>>533346270
So about the on paper stuff, When its the date where reality hits regarding the oil futures?

>>533346649
3rd worlders like this colombians cannot comprehend that the white man makes the world purely from imagination
Purely from will our world is made and shaped

>>533346407
Based Slopmachine.

>JUST IN - Trump on Lebanon: "I am going to prohibit him [Netanyahu] from bombing Lebanon." When asked how, Trump said he'll tell Netanyahu "he cannot do it." — ABC

Trump finna bouta learn that these people cannot follow orders

>>533341873
I wish I was.

this is hell

>>533346649
>When its the date where reality hits regarding the oil futures?
A big date is the 21st when the April oil futures contracts come due. That's also the date that the ceasefire expires, what a coincidence

>>533346896
>do you feel in charge?

>>533346927
so iran would be smart to declare the ceasefire over a day earlier

>>533346927
How do they not realize they're going to eat shit?

>>533341873
>>533346897
Reality ended in 2012 this is basically just filler generated by a super low level algorithm.

>>533346407
Kek

>>533341591
pinocchio was a jew
the nose
had an obsession with JEWelry
spoke yiddish
wouldn't visit auschwitz
worn a long black trench coat to hid his circumised cock
insisted on having saturday off
killed some palastinian kids and fuck the others

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>>533347076
They know it’s coming, they just think they can wiggle their way out of the consequences (they won’t. Shortages of critical resources are the one thing that breaks the niggercattle out of their usual programming)

>>533346927
>A big date is the 21st when the April oil futures contracts come due.
What does this mean in practice

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Good evening /pig/. Hope everyone is have a happy friday

Sandnigger Cope Status?

>>533347261
it means that everybody who got a loan of oil must purchase oil from the spot market we get a snapshot in theory of the beginning of the shortage?

ideally iran would break or end the ceasefire a day earlier to prevent it being done in a favorable way for trump

>>533347261
Give this a read.
>https://x.com/CRUDEOIL231/status/2043792180310094150

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So all the ships that made a run for the strait did a 180, is it open or not?

>>533347261
Oil futures are an agreement to buy oil now (at the contract price) and have it delivered later (when the contract expires). As the buyer you hope the price of oil goes up in the meantime so you make a profit, or you’re Southwest Airlines and use futures as a way to stabilize expenses. As the seller you want the price to go down because you’re on the hook for delivery, and if you don’t have it on hand that means buying the oil on that the market at spot price (it’s my barrel and I want it now)
The highly probable market manipulation Trump et al have engaged in has made futures much cheaper than spot price. That means when the contracts start expiring next week whoever sold them are in for a world of pain

>>533347566
>https://x.com/MacroEdgeRes/status/2045249461073678608
>Iranian Navy told boats:
>"There is no permission for you to cross the strait."
>and forced dozens of cargo and oil tankers to reverse course in the Strait of Hormuz

>>533347652
oh brother

>>533347633
Think it's the Fed and some government aligned hedge funds
someone is paying for it anyway

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>>533347652
Head of Iran's National Security Committee, Ebrahim Azizi:

It is time to comply with the new regulations
of the maritime regime in the Strait of Hormuz.
These regulations are set by Iran, not by social media posts!

According to this new system, only commercial vessels with approval from the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Navy are allowed to navigate the designated routes after paying the required fees.

If the U.S. tries to create any disruption to Iranian ships, this situation can be easily changed.

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>>533347530
>it means that everybody who got a loan of oil must purchase oil from the spot market we get a snapshot in theory of the beginning of the shortage?
If there’s more contracts than barrels to fulfill them, we get the commodities equivalent of a short squeeze, which will be interesting to say the least given how fundamental oil is to everything else

are the mutts still pretending this wasn't a disastrous defeat?

>>533347261
>What does this mean in practice
Explained it to my normie friends, pasting what i scraped for them:

>On the 21st anyone on the buy side of a physically traded futures contract must actually buy and receive x barrels of oil at y price. Anyone on the sell side must physically obtain and sell x barrels of oil at y price. Normally, not everyone demands delivery, only a portion does, while the rest opt to hold the contract another month to exercise their option in the future. This allows more contracts to be sold than what is available in supply, like how airlines overbooks their flights, knowing that a few people won't show up on average. so when demand is super high as is the case with oil now, contract holders willopt for phsy delivery - and this si the key bit - if there's not enough PHYSICAL OIL the prices skyrocket with greater momentum than they've been suppressed. the $90 price being quoted is the futures price - remember - that's people agreeing to sell oil at $90 a barrel in the future. If they hold physical oil, they're going to have to sell it at $90 even though the actual physical price of oil has risen to $140. See how for most of recent history spot and future are pretty synonymous? This allows people to take what are called synthetic options meaning that they never actually possess any oil. This is in a scenario where futures are almost never called for delivery, they are just rolled forward for another month. Because of the massive divergence (visible at the end of the graph, reflecting the last 6 weeks), entities have committed to delivering physical oil in quantities that are not possible to fulfill and certainly not at current spot. And they are going to be asked to fulfill, rather than be allowed to roll over. Moreover, if you can't fulfill a futures contract, the exchange will levy a hefty penalty and purchase the commodity at your cost, it's not just that you just pay the difference. Plus other stuff that's not pleasant.

>>533347769
the same guys currently going MURRICA #1, poetic really

>>533347248
>critical resources
>Critical
No what's gonna do it is junk food finally becoming truly unaffordable.
Easy Highly refined carbs have done more for first world political stability than any social or political program.
Iirc Japan didn't even have VAT on food until 2019

>>533347806
it means that trump would be forced to draing the SPR dry should iran end the ceasefire a day early to prevent all the squeezed miggers from going bankrupt?

>>533344967
clearly iran. us is nowhere near there

>>533347895
anon how exactly do you think we produce absurd quantities of highly refined goyslop? I’ll give you a hint: it involves a shitload of oil

>>533347652
I've been out drinking all night, what the fuck is going on now?

Last I'd heard this was all open again is Trump actually negotiating with the IRGC or just some random bureaucrats in Tehran?

>>533347824
>>533347530
Added funfact: Investorlet Newfags have in the past had tons of oil/grain/ore just dumped onto their front yard because they didn't realize they were buying a physical good and the seller didn't care how the buyer was gonna move it afterwards.

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>>533341591
lmfao. Christ /pol/estine is going to be a gold mine this week.

>>533348021
probably best to sell those before they mature...

>>533347774
>with approval
so a toll

>>533347982
Nono that's literally my point.
I'm more saying that it'll be the goyslop not the heating or driving part of the oil ecosystem that'll implode everything.

>>533347987

Trump market manipulation. Pool still seems to be closed, but hard to tell which ships are getting turned back by Iran vs USA.

I don't even know if any ships are getting through. Maybe if Iran and USA agree on a ship, or something, idk.

Just hold tight, because somebody will chimp out. Probably Netanyahu.

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>>533348021
God I love /biz/. Their stupidity is endearing

>>533348040
The brown people are going ballistic trying to save their collective izzat

>>533348074

yeah a toll, but pretty sure trump is still blocking any ship that pays the toll, and iran is blocking any ship that does not pay the toll.

>>533348136
>why is he freaking out over 20k it's not that mu- ahahahahahaahahah

Radio conversation between Cargo Ship "Bhagya Laxmi" & the Iranian Navy.

"There is no permission for you to cross the strait

https://xcancel.com/MenchOsint/status/2045239806498632066

>>533348040
idgi

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IDF whores came to end-of-service day ceremony dress in civvies instead of uniform, paid the toll.

>>533348364
pool's closed

>>533348364
indians are so polite when you threaten to hit them with cruise missiles

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>>533348364
donny haven't you asked somebody?

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>>533348364
>Laxmi

>>533348127
Death, Taxes and Israeli Chimp Out.

This must be how medieval warfare felt like no side was telling the truth but also not lying in the same breath.

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>>533348364

>>533348588
based strait is based

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Trump is crazy, fact! The Chinese are afraid to mess with him, the Russians, the Ukrainians, even Kim from North Korea said about him during the first term that he doesn't want to deal with psychopaths, and since then he has been friends with Trump just like Erdogan is a friend of Trump. Soon the Iranian regime, which he claims has changed, just forgot to give credit to Dedi Barnea. Trump is basically a calm redhead, until he gets "annoyed" (similar to the temperament of a Moroccan with Argentine blood).
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What is he doing right now?
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This is the president who has done and acted a lot so far in the shortest time in the world. Definitely a Guinness record. He will not leave the stage without a peace prize, and if they don't give it to him, he will conquer the countries that did not vote for him hahaha.

>June WTI: $84.00

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>>533348364

>>533348633
there's a certain honesty in both sides saying "by god we shall slay the infidel"

>>533348529
>indians are so polite when you threaten to hit them with cruise missiles
Not every one of us is one of Kitboga's actors. Maritime comms has a particular protocol just like comms between aircraft and ATC. And its not his ship or his oil and its not the decision of the Iranian on the other side so there's no need to rage or any point in raging.
Funnily, Bhagyalakshmi is the name of a Devi avatar of good fortune.

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>>533348778
This year the State of Israel is larger.
Lands were taken from the filthy Muslims in Gaza, Lebanon, and Syria.
Cursed is the stinking Arab pedophile whom the Muslims call "the Prophet Muhammad."

>>533348709
in a world full of fags, straits have to stick together

>>533348471
jews are just like muslims

>>533348845
let me guess, that devi avatar is a rapist?

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I have learned that "Clotilde Aalto" goes by the title "The Highest" in her society. It is fitting since she runs the Bruja/drug vampire society. They all call her mother, also fitting since she's Demeter.

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There used to be surrenders and no running to ceasefires. The world has changed
Really shameful
No, I don't know what achievements he is talking about, we wanted a total victory and surrender
Removal of all threats.
I thought this would be the last war because it was unprecedented and Israel had full legitimacy.
We paid heavy prices for nothing
We just threw slogans into the air

>>533342819
I love this meme like you wouldn't believe!

strait pride, worldwide!

>>533348778
>WE PAYED HIM BILLIONS OF SHEKELS TO BE OUR SLAVE AND HE IS NOT DELIVERING

the conversation.