Asuka's 2k26 rating is a great injustice
If those devs know what's good for them they'll make her an NXT variant with 99 overall

>>19970115
what's her rating?

let's see Giulia's nipples

>>19970423
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>19970115
>>19970196
her rating is a 91
kevin owens says asuka's 2k rating is too low and should be higher
https://x.com/asuka_charlotte/status/2027486806237704396

>>19970486
based KO

>>19969794
Cute mother daughter bonding

I think Giulia will cost IYO the title match tonight

>>19970562
When is Asuka starting an incestuous onlyfans like Nattie?

>>19970964
I can definitely see it. That means Iyo V Giulia and Rhea v Jade at Wrestlemania.
Though that means that the whole RhIyo build was kind of wasted as everyone wanted them at mania in either a tag or against eachother.

>>19970982
>When is Asuka starting an incestuous onlyfans like Nattie?
she doesn't have a sister to do it with

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[GREAT NEWS] kairi will have a match on smackdown tonight
[SAD NEWS] kairi will be jobbing on smackdown tonight

>>19971349
Rhea looking like Art the Clown here. It might be a dream come true for her, but I wish she'd gain the weight back and become Mami again.

in behind the scenes footage of Styles' tribute on Raw, he was backstage watching the women's triple threat match and popped for IYO's DDT (2:25 if the link doesn't directly go to it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHAgrekBxN0&t=145s

>>19971464
Terrifier has made horror fans even more insufferable than they already were

Iyo said chamber like it was a French word

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Tiffy dressed like a Jerry Fish

>>19972428
what jeet wrote this?

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they canceled smiling friends

>>19972873
It was inevitable, he made a joke about the chosen people

>>19972992
>92
theyre NEXT

Rhiyo lost, Rhea ate the pin and they really played up her being "hurt" with the Chamber match tomorrow. So figure Rhea is winning then.

Rhea vs Jade for the women's WWE title
IYO vs Giulia for the women's US title

>>19973654
Nah.

>>19973659
why not?

>>19973518
>>19973654
Yeah Jade hasn't interacted with Tiffy at all and has been having face offs with Rhea. Jade is going to make Rhea look so small and skinny it will highlight how much worse Rhea looks. I mean, she used to look bigger than Jade because if how wide and muscular she was...

Will the Kabukis even be on the Wrestlemania card? Maybe in a tag team clusterfuck.

>>19973777
the tag match I can see being Lash and Nia against the Bellas, maybe throw in Bayley and Lyra just because
they should do Asuka vs Kairi at Mania

>>19973824
They aren't doing Asuka and Kairi for mania. They're only going to do 14-16 matches. They're totally going to do a 4 to 6 pack cluster fuck tag match with Lash and Nia, the bellas, nepohog and bagley, the kabukis and possibly 1 or 2 other teams and then the Asuka Kairi program will probably be at like MitB or Summer Slam.
They're gunna fucking do like Rhea v Jade, Liv v steph, Becko vs someone, maybe AJ, IYO v Giulia. That's already 5 women's matches
WM41 had 14 matches, only 5 were women's matches and Jade V naomi was the only nontitle match
WM40 had 14 matches and only 3 were women's matches

>>19973659
Why would Iyo give a shit about the US title?

>>19974022
it's about fighting Giulia, who just happens to have the title. IYO even teased Giulia about taking it away from her

>>19974022
why would a wrestler care about winning gold? hm i don't know, it's a mystery
she literally said she might come for giulia's title last week or the week before

>>19972873
DELETE THIS

>>19972428
Who allowed him??

true or false: asuka is smart

>>19974022
She wants to fight Giulia and she has no path to a mania match for either of the real titles since she lost the chamber qualifier and the rumble and she made it clear last year she cares about having a mania match. in theory she would do a nontitle mania match, but since giulia has a title, why not take giulia's title?
>>19974092
God and the bear at the mall

You can reply to yourself in both threads all you want. Doesn't change the fact that Iyo isn't jobbing to Giulia in front of 50k people.

>>19972992
>he made a joke about the chosen people
When? I don't remember it. Unless you mean the worms thing.

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>>19973990
charlotte and tiffany are in the mania ads, you can't exclude them.
they could shove charlexa in the tag title TLC but if tiffany doesn't win tomorrow i have no idea what they do with her.
they might be building to a chelsea/tiffany thing, i think chelsea's foot injury isn't as severe as it seems, but would that make it to mania? with the limited match cards, i don't know.

>>19974130
iyo would presumably win the match and move to smackdown

>>19974130
what the fuck are you talking about, retard?
>>19974130
>>19974145
IYO probably puts Giulia over to get Giulia established and because IYO doesn't care about putting others over and this way she can go back to RAW instead of holding a midcard title and fighting, who? fucking miayim feud?

>>19974142
You could insert tiff into someone else's match or give her a tag partner for the clusterfuck match

IYO will be on SmackDown just for the build with Giulia then lose at Mania and go back to Raw full time

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>>19974292
depending on if/when giulia and kiana break up, they could bring back this short lived alliance from NXT for the tag match if that's where they want tiffany.

>>19974293
this
>>19974317
maybe they send tiff and kiana to the clusterfuck match and then one or both of them turns on giulia after the IYO feud because with chelsea hurt and nia and lash playing with the tag belts the rest of the slopdown roster is DIRE

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>>19974354
chelsea was bumping tonight, she's fine

>>19974372
she could hardly walk at the WWE 2k thing

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>>19974386
she spent 3 days walking around disney not even a week after she got injured, she's just working

>>19974399
EXPOSIN' THE FUCKIN' BUSINESS
but unironically

>….#RHIYO

>But, we still have a hope. Rhea gonna win at the #EliminationChamber tomorrow.

>She will make it happen.
>I always believe in you, bestie.

>Mami is always on top.

https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE/status/2027628108547805250

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https://x.com/giulia0221g/status/2027623611524157870

>>19974709
molto bella!

>>19972394
popped so big for this
>"are u jerry fish??"
/Kabuki/ memes are real

they keep referencing NJPW lore with tama tonga and shinsuke
this is to prepare for EVIL's arrival, who they will form a stable with
this is why io will challenge giulia at mania and win, then move there with rhea, who will challenge jade and win
as for the bukis, if paul has any sense, he'll get this breakup angle rolling already and book the match for mania
asuka and kairi are deserving of a wrestlemania spot

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>>19975338
i literally just want to see the queens road. stories in the fed are garbage at least show me some good matches

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>>19969773

>>19975338
>House of Torture: America edition with the Tongas, EVIL & heel Iyo
Sounds absolutely horrific

>>19974728
>>19974725
>>19974722
Very beautiful woman

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>>19975354
mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>19974372
Kairi came perilously close to smashing her poor lil head into the steel steps here. That pillow saved her.

Kairi's pancake butt with Asuka milk for breakfast

>>19976267
Rhea's pancake butt with Iyo milk for breakfast

watching the Kairi match and noticed that Chelsea oiled her chest so every time they cut to her it's distracting

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>>19976847
>oiled décolatage
based school of Kanaism student
all of the busty women should emulate this

>>19976942
Chelsea had on a skimpy spaghetti top, she looked damn good and I'm not really into her

Why not just call Giulia/Kiana Giuliana at this point?

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>>19976991
>Based spaghetti sisters showing off the goods
I've always found Chelsea hot just because she seems fun and loves to show off her tits

>>19976991
She does have some great rockin fake tits. Knows how to use em lol

>>19977157
that actually flows well together and doesn't sound clunky so WWE wouldn't like it

>>19977110
jajaja

>>19977157
bust down giuliana

>>19973824
They'll probably do the Asuka-Kairi match at SummerSlam if we're lucky.

Is it realistic Asuka could win the Chamber tonight bros?

>>19976312
BIG SALLY 3 COUNT
nice pit too

>>19977624
no. It's either Rhea (95%) or Tiffy (5%)

>>19977624
She already jobbed to Jade last year and Asuka wasn't able to drag that shitter to a good match so idk why they would repeat the QotR match for mania when jade is ass in the ring

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>>19977673
I don't mind that match. It was ok. Though it really highlighted how important Jade's physique is in making her a big deal and the bodysuit killed that.

But Asuka's english promos have been bad for a while now. Last good one was when she's was queen bitch to everyone in pic related. Not her fault but I doubt she'd be doing anything interesting with Jade except "you are not ready for Asuka" "I'm ready for Asuka because I'm that bitch"

>>19978335
kek, cute!

>>19972394
>>19978335
Kairi looked very cute saying this. And her squeaky voice is funny.

women's Chamber first

>>19978454
hope Asuka is lookin sexo as fuck again

>>19978527
oh she is
Asuka in a pod to start

>>19978527
Is it possible for her not to be insanely sexy. She can't even help it, she just is.

>>19978560
what a caged cougar
She is lookin goodt af

Tiffy with terrible gear

Asuka first out of the pods

>>19978741
is she dressed like jerry fish again

>>19978824
no, that would be a lot better though

Asuka misted Alexa and Kiana pinned Alexa for the first elimination

Asuka's purple gear looks awesome. Facepaint & hair on point as usual.

Raquel double pins Asuka and Kiana
at least Asuka got the cool mist spot

>>19969773
Just imagine the intergender banger these two could've put on together if WWE allowed it.

Rhea wins the Chamber

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here's the Asuka mist spot
https://x.com/WWE/status/2027905320870146353

WM is going to be a Trainwreck.

Asuka looked great in this. Not just sexo but also fast (no knee brace too) and violent. She's been wrestling really well recently after she seemed to be slowing down before she got the knee surgery.
Rhea is kabuki adjacent so not too bad. But not surprised at all.

Show is basically unwatchable though there's been 10 straight minutes of ads and product promos since woman's chamber ended. Oh and Michael Cole did an add read mid match on a PPV.

>>19979388
they gotta get the belt off Jade before Mania

>>19979336
those pink fishnets are cute on that octaroon
>>19979410
>She's been wrestling really well recently after she seemed to be slowing down before she got the knee surgery.
her knee was fucked for a while before she got surgery. nia snax said Asuka was wrestling hurt for months
>Show is basically unwatchable though there's been 10 straight minutes of ads and product promos since woman's chamber ended. Oh and Michael Cole did an add read mid match on a PPV.
that's what happens when a publicly traded company take over a product. they gotta extract as much wealth out of everyone as quick as possible before they pump and dump. It doesn't help that wwe is LITERALLY owned by the son of a jewish terrorist.

>>19979420
Won't surprise me if Iyo randomly takes it off of Jade like she did to Rhea last year.

>>19979420
This wrestlemania is "big" matches that don't really feel all that important because of bad storytelling.
Jade v Rhea is big. But it's like a month away from Wrestlemania and Rhea hasn't mentioned the title at all, hasn't really interrupted with Jade except for Jade looking at her backstage twice, and she's been in the RhIyo tag for months. There's 0 build or emotion. Same for Punk V Roman where Roman is never on TV and it has no story other than one podcast from 13 years ago. It's so weak. Cody Drew is weak and a rehash. Steph v Liv is weak because Steph can't promo.

Going to be a boring show for sure.

>>19979604
The biggest problem with treating it like a sport with a ton of ads is that it's fake. It's not a sport anymore than the Rocky movies were really boxing. They need to sell me on the emotion to get invested in the fake characters play fighting, not sell me some dogshit asswipes for stinky buttholes

>>19979621
Roman's going to be on every Raw in March and the one before Mania. He's only missing the first Raw in April, for some reason. So at least he's going to show up and build his match with Punk up.
Liv vs Steph has a dogshit story, the might be pretty good.
Rhea vs Jade will suck.
Drew probably faces Cody and Fatu in a triple threat, which should be a good match.

>>19979713
the match* might be pretty good

>>19979713
I think the matches will all be good, even Jade v Rhea will be ok as a big muscle match with big moments.
But wrestling is the least important part of wrestling. It's vital, stories need to build to a wrestling match, but a bunch of cold matches with mediocre stories going in relying purely on hype based on name value will make for a mid ass show.

>>19979842
meh, I think the men's title matches will have perfectly fine stories going in. The women's title matches on the other hand...

>>19980257
You have more faith in WWE storytelling than me then. I think punk Roman will be like Cena Cody last year with 1 or 2 good promos stretched out over months. Cody Drew will be ok but I've just seen it all before, not fresh enough did me to care.
Hopefully Rhea and Iyo have some interesting stuff, maybe making it a 3way again. Hell, get Asuka in there and make it 4 way with Kairi fully betraying Asuka and taking her out. Idk, just hope the Kabukis do something that makes the show worth watching.

>>19980599
>>19979611
I think IYO is going to have a match vs gobigulia

>>19979336
Good. Bliss was bad in this match. That reversal sequence she did with Rhea was clunky as hell. And did Kiana have a nip slip when she was in there with Tiff? It wasn't too long after they did the triple shoulder spot in the corner.

>>19976328
I'd rather see Hazuki vs Sally than Fuwa vs Sally.

>>19976328
Fuwa's face lookin real goofy here

>>19982052
Fuwa is goofy looking to begin with

>>19979336
asuka was better before spit

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>me watching that god awful Danhausen segment

>>19983265
hear me out
Danhausen and Ethan, vs Cawdy and ricky stanks vs penta and penta's brother, vs cuckslev and powerbottom hobbs for wrestlemania's night 1 main event

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>Sareee Debut 15th Anniversary Event.
>Even now, just like in the past, whenever we meet, Sareee-chan greets me with a bright smile and a high-pitched "Hotta-san!!"
>I'll be cheering her on with all my might for her 15th anniversary!!

>>19983436
Hotta the Hottie!

>>19983490
not even in her youth was she hot

>>19983436
Cute Mom and daughter
I'd like to see them battle Asuka and Kanako Jr

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>>19984125
>>19984138
Pure fucking sex

>>19983436
I want to playfully poke my finger in Sareee's dimples.

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>>19984715

>>19983436
is that Sally & her Mom

>>19985273
nah but they kind of do look alike lol

very spooky very sexo;
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVUoB1fCVZi/

>>19985491
Imagine the sweaty exhausted zombie clown sex she has back at the hotel. Sucking the semen out of young men like the movie lifeforce

>>19985596
she's not like that

Danhausen got a jobhausen

Best manager

>>19985696
he's definitive proof that anything that comes out of a box is not over

>>19985596
Based. While making those same noises too.
>>19985696
Asuka is a funnier and more dangerous clown than him. And eternally more respected/taken seriously

>>19984125
very powerful sexual aura
radiating from this image

>>19984125
IMAGINE being such a fucking granny you have to paint your face AND use filters, jesus christ man.

>>19984125
Damn she lookin' young af!

>>19987185
>POV you're a young man walking behind a woman in a hotel and suddenly you feel this tingling in your balls, like your semen is being drawn from you. You are being chosen by Asuka.

>>19987467
she's not like that

>>19987467
>>19987642
she's 100% like that. Bring flowers and chocolates to the airport and you'll see

>>19987713
don't do that

>>19987713
>>19987912
Do that. she will 100% enjoy it and be happy

>>19986903
But enough about (You)

>>19988676
mmm mmmmmmmmmmm
wouldn't wanna mess with that

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>>19988890

>>19984125
HOLY SEX?!!

>>19988785
>>19988790
Gabagoolia building those spaghetti legs and farinata butt

going to work on mp4s from SmackDown and Elimination Chamber later tonight

>>19989770
I love the black lips so much, especially with coloured contacts. Makes her look like such a sex demon

>>19989840
also showing off a bit of cleavage

>>19989748
Thanks in advance.

>>19990189
Just a little, as a treat

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>>19988790
>giulia making a nice long brap

>>19969794
Holy fuck, these subhumans may be ready to use the water dispenser on their own

>>19990270
It's called a cloud and they have them in Japan too

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>>19990453
>Tongue edition

>>19990259
ass looking good

>>19990991
The moment Kairi was pinned, I was expecting Asuka to be in the ring taking a cheep shot at Tiffy from behind. When it cut to this I was just disappointed.

>>19990935
Kairi is so funny man
I really love her

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NeitroV was fast on this one

>>19990994
YOU'RE A LOSER HOJO
NOTHIN BUT A LOSER BUM

>>19990923
>>19990925
>>19990927
>>19990927
The clown paint in normal clothes really gets my own kabuki warrior ready to spray it's mist, if you know what I mean.

>>19990985
Fun spot. That's a big trust fall and no many are both small and brave enough for it like Kairi