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(The Captain unfortunately lost her match and is not going to EC. She did win the hearts of 'ritards worldwide by being CUTE and SEXO. God bless Kairi Sane and God bless America as well as everywhere not named Canada. Sorry syrupeans but we do not celebrate silver on /arrrr/)

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Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official
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>>19970265
Kairi is cute
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>>19970275
based cheese poster
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I wanna bust a fat nut inside of the Captain
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>>19970265
squeeze the 'ri
it comes in denim
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https://x.com/WWE/status/2026147787587608699
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https://twitter.com/asuka_charlotte/status/2027115950256877683/
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https://x.com/asuka_charlotte/status/2027486806237704396
'ri is an 84 in the new 2k game. tied with nepohog for 11th. 1 behind culo blanco and 2 behind Raquel
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>>19970265
great, another ri'tarded simp thread
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https://x.com/KAIRI_official/status/2026203264358703406
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https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/p/DVIi1-LDkSR/
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Sweet new Kairi thread!
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>>19970336
very cute, did she repost/retweet this?
>>19970265
based American op
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>>19970502
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>>19970511
Poor 'ri...why Asuka gotta be so scary all the time?
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>>19970626
Ladies shouldn't be permitted to get their legs up during the insane elbow. It just ain't right.
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>>19970719
if it isn't out, it's coming out soon
fucking HUNK is the tutorial boss and dies like a bitch
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>>19970265
>we do not celebrate silver on /arrrr/
Damn right we don't! The day of the rake finally came!
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>>19970862
based
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>Two Kairi matches in one week
Aw hell yeah man
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>>19971540
based
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>ARE YOU JELLYFISH
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>>19971931
based sexual harasser 'ri
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>>19971931
Kek based 'ri
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>>19971540
Hell fucking yeah the cap'n is ready
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Based Secret Hervice agent taking a bullet for 'ri.
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>>19972681
Dardevil 'ri
>>19970696
My gorgeous Cap'n
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'ri is either getting left off the card or is getting deported to a cluster fuck multi team tag match like at evolution where she will job.
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>>19972681
O7
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>>19971931
She is definitely not a jerry fish
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The Cap'n had a banger tonight
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>>19974212
based
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>the thread is 9 hours old
>86 posts
>70 images
not bad
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>>19974653
A fearsome ratio that surely puts the other threads on notice
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Kairi
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>>19970265
I always imagined Asians smelling like eggs
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Kairi will be a champion this year
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>>19974212
That's /arrrr/ cap'n
>>19974609
Based bump
>>19974653
Posting to low the image ratio a lil bit
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>>19976058
I believe that
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>takes a bump
>lands with her head directly on a pillow
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>>19975427
why?
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>>19976755
Based 'ri
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>>19976779
Ohhh ain't seen this one before
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>>19976755
Lol pretty good selling from Chelsea
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>>19977657
someone posted it in IYO
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>>19977905
cute and based
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>>19977905
Anime looking mf
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Kairi
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>>19981643
KAIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIIII!!
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>tfw it's gunna be another 'ri jobs wrestlemania
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>>19983285
I honestly just hope she makes the show. HHH has fumbled so hard the last 12 months
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>>19983408
yeah a lot of his booking seems arbitrary and retarded and it seems like he lucked out with that first year due to stories vince had already set up
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>>19983285
Fuck Triple fumale
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>>19970517
>KAIRIIIII
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>>19984099
that's not how a shotgun works, kairi!
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>>19984283
She's japanese...
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>>19984730
not an excuse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-4qAPQcwOI
they have weird shit in japan. they mention in that video that they have these things called "half rifles" where half the barrel is rifled and then someone did a crime so they wanted to make the half rifles have the same restriction as normal rifles, which would defeat the purpose of a half rife. the dear the lady shoots at the start of the video is so close she could have done it with a smooth bore shotgun and a rifled slug
I think they're shooting a-bolts or x-bolts. the abolt and xbolt are the same thing. the xbolt is just the newer version of the abolt and both are/were made in japan by miroku and miroku also makes winchester lever actions and shotguns for multiple companies
This guy is 100% using a 20 gauge a-bolt or x-bolt, which is what I think the lady was using
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qdfxWsOtN0
you can tell it's a 20 gauge because 20 gauge shells are always yellow because they are small enough that if you put a 20 gauge in a 12 gauge it will fall into the barrel and get stuck and you can fit a 12 gauge in behind it, fire it and explode the gun
anyway, Kairi and IYO need to go to japan and shoot bears with shotguns so that the bears stop eating maragold refs
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bump to piss off the singular cripple
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>>19985027
>shoot bears with shotguns so that the bears stop eating maragold refs
Kairi is a nautical nonsense player. There are no bears there...unless seabears are actually real.
On a related note, what do you know about harpoon guns?
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>>19985381
was KAIRI a virgin when she wrote that tweet?
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>>19985381
a yacht player?
The only thing I know about harpoon guns is that greener made harpoon guns with martini actions and that martini actions are modified peabody actions and that Peabody was American so they are technically American actions even if they were made in bongland
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yeah
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Kairi SEXO
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>>19985714
Chain mail 'ri is HOT
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For me? Is pink 'ri
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Hojo
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>>19985882
oh damn, that is chainmail
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>>19970345
Please refrain from such thoughts and respect the sanctity of Kairi's marriage.
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>>19970525
Is their any footage of Kairi or any other /Kabuki/ affiliated roster members giving their props to AJ in some way, shape or form from Raw?
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>>19985882
Is she paying homage to Big Poppa Pump by wearing that?
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>>19987451
Kairi is dievorced
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>>19987494
Horra if ya hear me
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>>19987153
Cute Hojo
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I wanna bust a fat nut inside of my Cap'n
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>>19987799
flower hair 'ri
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>>19987814
Many people are saying this
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>>19987799
Kini Blue Kairi
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Cap'n
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>>19988358
super nintendo 'ri
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b thread lost
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>>19988727
Getting really jacked, baby!
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>>19989562
The Anime looking mfs thread? Shame
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>>19990035
yeah, now it's full of panda tams
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this is the 14th oldest thread
danhousen was a draw
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>>19990061
Kek my fault
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/arrrr/ day is here
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>>19991580
does she have a match?

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