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GRIM

Greatest merch seller AEW ever had btw

>>19981387
Derpy 80s kids at least cheered for the gooks. No likes this dweeb

Good lord I thought mania tickets weren't selling? this is their best idea?

>>19981451
He was the last dimes they had?

>>19981387
>>19981423
DOA, 'fraid so

he got no pop

this is fucking hillarious

>>19981387
All that build up for just another guy with an ugly chest tattoo

This guy got michin reactions.

>>19981423
KWABOTM

>>19981484
Literally sold 5x more merch than any other talent in the company.

>>19981423
https://x.com/TheCovalentTV/status/2027929214289158580 hahahahahaahah

>>19981712
And this is entertaining how

>>19981712
counterfeit bootleg merch doesn't count

>>19981451
Kek if true

Tony fumbled? Must be a day ending in Y

>>19981423
Not watching...was he inside the box?

>>19981423
Kek the rEtards thought they were getting Jericho

Based TK waiting until Halloween is long over to let him go

>>19981451
So what you're telling me is drones are happy about signing someone the tranny reddit company liked?

>>19981387
WRESTLECRAP.

>>19981451
Yeah but it was bootleg and out of his car trunk.

>>19981387
trannies ate this slop up

fed is cooked breh

>>19981387
At least he actually has a gimmick and isn't just another generic athletic wrestler who is just happy to be here.

I didn't think it would be him cause to me the better way to introduce him would've been having him in the background of segments for awhile until one day someone says something that makes him charge in and start talking. Don't think he really lands with a clueless audience like this, while segments are his strongest aspect

Top 10 debut of all time. Trending #1 on X. He's Overhausen

>>19983026
what's his gimmick exactly? being a faggot who points at stuff?

>>19981387
I just never got the whole Danhousen thing. And I don't mind comedy wrestling at all. I just don't see how he's funny. Like, holy shit, he talks in a funny voice! What a thigh slapper. Is that what it is? Fuck.

>>19983085
>what's his gimmick exactly?
Tune in for RAW on Monday night and find out yourself.

The girls in the skin tight leather bodysuits were based, but everything else was cringeworthy.

man i was fucking a tranny while watching elimination chamber at her home. She got angry when this jobber appeared kek

>>19983085
Yes, which means he has more personality than 90% of the roster

>>19983153
Based pre op or post op?

>>19981387
Man I haven't kept up with wrestling for a while now, didn't knew Finn Balor was looking this grim

>>19983153
Many such cases. Check the threads.

>>19983173
Pre op she still has a dick and actually it was inside me when danhausen came out

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>>19983165
it's custom made for him to point at the Mania sign for a cheap pop every year

>>19981387
Screenshot this. Danhausen is main eventing Mania and will retire Gunther

>>19983173
pre op, but a nice fat ass. She was taller than me kek

>>19983216
Any Mania in specific or every single one until he retires Gunther?

If Paul wants to be a fag then keep this bullshit on NXTrans
Those faggots are pseud-gayewtists anyway

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kinda wierd how wwe debuted this guy because they have trained their audience to only watch/care for wwe programming only, so I dunno what they were expecting bringing out a dude who has been off tv for like 2 years from a completely different company and have him come out in a ppv of all places, deadass have they done this in nxt he gets some polite clapping and some cheers

>>19981387
>you now remember when aewtists loved him until he was friends with cm punk

>>19981786
please understand, dronies think pro wrestling is about how can hawk the most merch for dude wipes

>>19983277
It's like when Cornette expected the Basham brothers to get a monster poo in TNA

>>19981467
Danhausen isn't wrestling at WrestleMania. They're just doing Punk a favor and hiring his buddy.

>>19981490
I can't stand Danhausen, but you must be deaf or something. He got a pop initially, then as the entrance went on people were basically like "This guy's just gonna dance around with these goth women?" and lost interest.

wwe crowd shoot booed him.

sad man

>>19983230
Extremely based did you give her a reach around?

>>19983114
It's a lot of horror movie nerd references. His theme music is Monster Mash/Munsters theme song adjacent. It's nerd bullshit. He's going to flop in WWE because it's such a niche gimmick that has no place on a big platform. That's why it worked with nerd fans on the indies in the first place.

>>19981387
Another Dwayne hire, not sure why Rock likes this dude so much

>>19981387
Was he the one in the box?

>>19983379
It was Vince

>>19983345
They were expecting Chris Jericho and got a comedy jobber instead. What did you think was going to happen? He would have gotten a better reaction just randomly debuting on Raw or something, not being hyped up like he was.

>>19983390
Russo?

>>19983375
He hasn't been involved since last year. He thought he could usurp the WrestleMania main event, got shut down, and said fuck this.

>>19983391
why the fuck would jericho be in a box for 2 weeks

>>19983439
its like metallica said

hes the man in the box

Apparently the box was shipped to WWE by AEW and it had a tag that said "do not ship back to sender" lol based Tonester!

>>19983085
He's like a supervillain antithesis of Hurricane.

>>19981387
This is what WWE needs. Another smuck with KISS makeup

>>19981387
Who is this skinny dweeb? Why the fuck did WWE think this would be some big reveal?

>>19983277
>they have trained their audience to only watch/care for wwe programming only
They promote TNA weekly, and have sent wrestlers to NOAH and Marigold, and also mention New Japan on TV when it's relevant.

Didn't even bother to hit the gym before his WWE "debut" if you even call whatever the hell that was a debut. Shameful shit. Game is gone

>>19981387
>>19981423
The crowd popped for Danhausen. Smarks are seething to absolute death and pretending he got booed because they can't stand yet another talent escaping from the tranny rodeo. Also that thick Danhausen girl, god fucking damn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlBpb23q3-o

>>19981387
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>Cornette clip already up
oh no no no no no no no no no

>>19983547
>they edited in cheers
holy fuck wwe is pathetic

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>>19981387

>>19983565
I'm sure you can provide a clip with the "original audio" where they booed him, right? Surely butthurt smarks aren't making things up.

>>19983572
That's the one

How did punketty get enough pull to have his little friends hired straight to main?

>>19983607
Danhausen's a dimes machine. It'd be insane to have him waste away in NXT. You debut him on the main roster and watch the merch fly off the shelves.

>>19983607
Danhausen has always been well known for selling lots of merch. So Punk probably sold it to them that way.
>Think of the merch sales!

>>19983589
https://x.com/TheCovalentTV/status/2027929214289158580

you can compare them and literally here the cheer get cranked in the posted version, of course also fading out well before the crowd boos

>>19983641
Well known aka made up

>>19983572
I want to have sexhausen with the Danhausen girls.

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>>19983572
holy fucking braphausen

>>19983660
OK then, they hired him for nothing. Idiot.

>>19983649
cooked that pig

>>19983673
Damn that looks good

>>19983649
>>19983673
>>19983697
>here's the clip with the boos, bro!
>posts clip with no boos
>replies to himself twice
Yup, that's about what I expected kek

>>19983572
Pretty sure that's his wife.

>>19983703
>2 likes
>237 views
Wow

>>19983721
Her wife is some prostitute

>>19983717
>can't understand crowd noise unless they're piped in by the fed
drones are this far gone

>>19983717
you're pathetic

>>19983732
he's not wrong, who was asking for danhausen anyways, wwe already has mr iguana on the payroll for much cheaper

>>19983572
off topic-ish but makes me think of the stardom show last night. luchadoras on the card with their asses hanging out. it was based

what is his gimmick anyway? he looks like jack perry doing a sting cosplay for halloween.

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>>19983717
U Are Faggot

>>19983736
You're pretending Danhausen got booed because you're infinitely butthurt about him leaving AEW. Next time he appears on TV he'll get cheered yet again and you'll shit there, with shit in your diaper and tears in your eyes, screaming "n-no! they're booing him! that's what the voices in my head tell me!".

>dronEs having to stutter their way to liking Cuckhausen with the “b-b-but he sells merch!!” cope

>>19983747
>>19983760
Kek keep seething and talking to yourself, tranny. You can't stop Danhausen from printing moneyhausen in WWEhausen and it's driving you insanehausen.

>>19983774
It's fucking danhausen. Why are you defending this guy with your life. Genuinely pathetic as fuck

>>19983774
I don't watch AEW and given the response to Danhausen's debut nobody else does. Why are you denying reality to simp for this dimeless AEW reject?

>>19983778
You don't seem to get it. Everyone in AEW is a cringe fag because they're in AEW. Once they're in WWE they become based. You will never understand this as an AEW fan. The thing making the talent cringe was AEW itself

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>>19983774
?

>>19983778
he did well on pro wrestling tees during covid, that's about it. doesn't really mean anything

>>19983778
I have never ever seen a living soul in the wild wearing a dan hausen shirt, I've seen people wear OTC, CM Punk, NWO, Austin. Never ever from that indie geek.

>>19983299
>get a monster poo in TNA
kek

>>19981387
VERY EVIL
VERY NICE
VERY EVIL
VERY NICE

>>19983802
these people are either disingenuous or actually stupid.

>>19983778
it really is pathetic lmao

>>19983791
Why are you so upset about a goofy comedy wrestler jumping ship from AEW to WWE? Is it because he's going to move ridiculous amounts of merch and you're dreading the inevitable consensus that Tony fumbled?

>>19983799
If the fanbase acts like total marks you're gonna get shit wrestling. It needs a healthy feedback loop to function. True for every company.

>>19983832
you're trying too hard

>>19983832
>Danhausen outside the arena selling shirts out of his car as we speak
kek

>>19983572
That's his wife, Braphoggen

I take it the average Edrone wasn't a fanhausen?

I hate that. Danhausen is based and TK legit fumbled him. I dont watch WWE but I hope he succeeds there. Hearing him booed just goes to prove the old adage about throwing pearls before swine.

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>>19983826
get a life dude

>>19983801
>>19983802
>please ignore how Danhausen was AEW's top merch seller
>p-please
All Tony had to do was keep booking him and he'd still be in AEW moving merch for them. Don't be angry at Danhausen or WWE. Be angry at Tony for fumbling the ballhausen.

>>19983866
You're the only one that appears to be angry

>>19983832
Wrestling is already too goofy right now, I don't want to see this shit. As far as I know tony barely used this guy anyway so I don't see the point in console warring. I don't even mind this guy necessarily but the debut was horrible. Should have just had him appear in a backstage segment one day. Hyping him up and then thinking everyone would know and care about him when he came out was retarded.

>>19983859
he, the pig, will continue to deny reality to stand up for WWE

>>19983871
>I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MAD
And here we see the last resort of the seething smark. I accept your surrender.

>>19983866
Danhausen wasn't a big merch seller in AEW. Charted for a few weeks for the meme and then everyone got sick of him.

>>19983859
get a job dude

>>19983917
you work at mcdonalds at best

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I don't even hate Danhausen, but that reception was fucking BRUTAL.

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LEL ITS LIKE HIS GIMMICK BRO ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT

so WWE just signed the fucking most AEW fucking faggot possible, might as well get orange cassidy too

Danhausen is on this very board right now trying to defend himself. It's so fucking funny.

>>19984015
Why is Ice T's son like this?

>>19984031
he's acting EXACTLY as I'd expect from a nepobaby

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>>19984015
No, because Orange Cassidy can actually wrestle. He had an all-time banger with Gabe Kidd tonight. I know because I watched Collision instead of Sloplimination Chamber.

>>19983998
kek. Always pops me.

>>19984031
Ice Cube, honkey.

>>19984085
because you're the one that posts it

I've been reading the reactions online and it wouldn't surprise me one bit if this guy gets sent to NXT, WWE really overplayed their hand more than usual this time around

>>19984098
Wow. Wrong AND a faggot. Sucks to be you.

>>19984079
This.

Danhausen is entertaining and is great as comedy relief but OC and most wrestlers in AEW and RoH can work circles around him. I'm saying that as a Danhausen fan too.

what did people expect? who the fuck else would be put in a box for weeks other than a guy whose gimmick is being a vampire?

>>19984123
Pretty sure his gimmick is being a cringe faggot.

>>19984144
that part

>>19984144
nigga he puts curses on people in the ring and they're expected to sell it

>>19984122
He definitely works better as a manager/distraction guy. Show up, curse everybody and leave.

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FUN
FUN FUN FUN

>>19984202
why did he do a backstage interview instead of the usual post show live panel?

>>19984206
a man can only take so many WE WANT VINCE chants

>>19984206
many are asking this

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average danhausen fan

>>19984206
he's been getting heckled at them and he's visibly gotten to each time

>>19981387
lmao bravo HHH

He's accepting Brock's open challenge at Mania and Danhausen is going over.

>>19984079
>No, because Orange Cassidy can actually wrestle
kek lets not push it
danhausen might be garbage but oc is too, he's better than danhausen but that's like saying eating dirt is better than eating shit

>>19981387
This nigga is a true pleb filter. I have a based old boomer coworker that I talk old wrestling with, and Danhausen is one of the few modern gimmicks that pops him. Genuinely all the people that hate him suck. It's wild

>>19981387
https://x.com/WRFurious/status/2027948730364710940

>>19984079
>No, because Orange Cassidy can actually wrestle.
someone post the selling against penta webm

>>19984269
I love laughing at WWE

so faghausen was the one in the closet?

>>19984323
yes, he came out of the closet and officially declared himself a punk bunny

As someone who likes both AEW and WWE, I have never understood the appeal of Danhausen. I’ve always figured it was a US thing. I’m also a horrorkino guy so I get the references but I just don’t think he’s very interesting in the ring or in promos.
He fits much better in WWE than AEW though.

>>19981451
i thought that was cm punk

>>19984202
ARE YA HAVIN FUN MAKKEL?

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>>19984270
he's the modern day Hogan, sorry you can't enjoy it because you're slop addicts

>>19984629
idk, his humor is ironic and dorky
wwe fans just want cornball

They debuted Gabbo without doing the Gabbo is Coming campaign.

Kek this one really got to Trevor he’s having a breakdown over a mid card comedy act
Seethausen

>>19984629
it's cm punk trying to prove that he "still gets it"

TK might have booked him for one or two dates but punk wanted him around cause he found him funny then punk left in disgrace.

>>19983717
Tranny post

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>>19984782
>Accuses someone of being slop addicts
>Loves AEW

Notice how there are so many people in here pointing us to his good matches or clips of his best moments. Yeah, this is going to be fun

>>19985005
Probably because he is a comedy guy

>>19985015
So where is the clips of his funniest segments?

>>19985026
On youtube presumably

>>19981451
Yeah, he was selling the shirts at a flea market.

>>19983547
Put your headphones on. The fan reaction was, "yaaaaaaaay...booooooooooh...crickets". T

>>19981387
Gobbledy Cocksucker

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>>19983721
If that's his wife, she must have gained a ton of weight.

>>19983774
Jesus Christ, no AEW fan misses this guy or feels butthurt. You can stop glazing Danhausen now. You're embarrassing yourself.

>>19985194
Reminder his wife was a shoot prostitute and that child is from her former partner

>>19983572
scott_steiner.gif

>>19983277
Gaytch is a retard and thinks everyone is a smark so they'll all get it and be excited for random AEW guys even though nobody watches gAyEW so nobody except a very small portion of the audience will know who they are.

>>19985207
She is a burlesque dancer, which is fairly cringe, but I wouldn't call it prostitution. She was probably one of the dancers, but I couldn't tell which one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eTV1aMvSeI

Burlesque is more corny than sexy to me. I hope he's a happy man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INE1JUboZqw

>>19983572
If they were smart they'd have Chickhausens go-go dancing every entrance like Godfather's hos.

They popped for the reveal and then booed because they expected him to do more than just walk down to the ring.

>>19985251
They booed because it was fucking cringe.

>>19985246
>defending danhausen being a shoot cuck raising another man's child whilst his wife whores herself out

Console wars are brain cancer

>>19985251
they would of popped for anything coming out because it's a surprise, when the audience realized it was just some goofy geek

>>19985251
They boo'd because they were like WTF is this shit.

>>19983774
You have AEW Derangement Syndrome

>>19985260
>Stepdad=cuck
Go back to /pol/

>>19981451
How much did he actually sell, though? Like 20 products? Whoopy do.

Gayew is shit.

>>19983572
This is the move that sees them replace Paul with Vince.

>Terrible debut
>Bad matches
>All around shit PPV
HHH flopped AGAIN

>>19985635
Not enough flips for ya?

>>19983572
haha yes this chunky baddie 100% was the best moment of the entire show

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>>19985635
>The Chez, /pw/'s "archenemy", WON
>LMAO Trite, one of /pw/'s boycrushes, LOST (as he usually does)
Good enough for me.

>>19983866
You even beat Tony an CM Punk for the most patethic wrestling figure

>>19985661
I just started watching it

Alexa and Rhea have zero physical chemistry but a lot of the other chemistry

>>19985642
Aren't you supposed to like flips now that the yummy niggerino is doing them?
This dronie didn't get his latest update.

>>19983649
that pig got his ass COOKED

>>19985005
https://youtu.be/5QbTrWqth-k?si=8eAHWvCcn0dwthXq
This was Danhausens best moment for me but the video cutting off early probably saved it

>>19986604
I don't like Danhausen but I fucking died at this. One of the best comedy spots I've ever seen.

>>19985800
He just replaced Ricochet in WWE who had been there for like 5 years. Stop crying, bitch

That turkey didn’t have goth baddies

>>19983802
Wow, only AEW shills telling it's bad? Guess I'll have to believe them!

>>19981387
Danhausen DSOTR just dropped
https://x.com/NY_NativeJay/status/2028200839530123361

>>19985260
you're literally arguing with danhausen

>>19987521
its the one time the trannies are right
this guy is the drizzling shits.

This Dan guy seems based

>>19989014
Based on svengoolie

>>19989256
Then bryan last and Cornette should love him. As long as Paul isn't as retarded as Tony and books wrestlers to sell his "curses" in matches...hopefully Punk will keep him in check

>>19983439
they still never addressed how Cody was Vince's hand picked man to destroy Seff. and no one cares

I’m watching a compilation of streamers reacting to Danhausen’s debut and everyone loves it except for niggers. I think he is /ourguy/

>>19981387
KWAGG

>>19981387
Nah, the Gooker was at least man-sized.

Dude looks like gender-confused 9 year-old.
>Schmexy

Dude is dimeshausen

No Drawhausen