>>19981530
Punk's doing

>>19981530
He's a vet and can work.

>>19981530
So fucking bizarre. He is made to be a funny background character in NXT yet he gets all of this.

>>19981530
Yeah just like Royce Keys... oh wait

>>19981530
im more surprised phil is friends with the guy

>>19981530
Dude's never gonna have a match so they don't need to teach him anything

the facepaint style makes the dancing thots look like they have beards and that's not sexy despite the latex suits

>>19981530
he is punks friend

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>>19981530
Because of stuff like this

>>19981530
>someone has to use all of Shotzi's leftover Halloween props-ah

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>>19981628

>this guy knows how to wrestle and work the hardcam
>uhhh why dose dey not put him in the training roster???
lmao zoomers ARE fucking retarded!

>>19981560
>can work
Lmao

>>19981530
Merch sales, doesn't he also have a fanbase just from social media shit. He knows he will make money on him None of the people you mentioned have that guaranteed.

>>19981560
needs to put himself down

>>19981716
You've never seen a Danhausen match, so why would you even disagree with me?

I want to FUCK the Danhausen Entrance Women

>>19981572
>>19981611
Punk lost his gear once and Danhausen didn't care about the Punk-Elite feud so he was the only guy who would loan him a pair of boots. I don't think they're actually friends. I don't think Punk has friends.

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>>19981754
If he could work he would have been working matches and I would have seen one

>>19981530
that list is literal who-ville like this cringe vampire danshouse. i wouldn't be surprised if they just randomly picked one out of all of those to be in the box and donhouses got the nod

>>19981754
I've seen Danhausen wrestle live before he even had the Danhausen gimmick and I've watched him in ROH and around the indies. He can't wrestle and his shtick doesn't work on tv.

>>19981530
very indieriffic

>>19981807
If you watch WWE you will be watching matches he's in now.

>>19981872
He's not gonna have any matches, he is the new r-truth

>>19981628
>>19981682
ah fuck he's getting the jey uso push isn't he

>>19981893
This dude will have a win over Gunther and the WHC by the end of the year.

>>19981530
They all kinda suck if it makes you feel better

Reddit and Sponsorfags won. Pro wrestling is dead. They hire any dweeb shitter who can sell t-shirts to fat autists.

>>19981982
That has always been the cash

>>19981530
I honestly thought it was going to be another female wrestler with a Carmilla gimmick.

>>19981530
Phil cashed in his favor for being such a good little corporate bitch

>>19981754
>You've never seen a Danhausen match
exactly, why would I think a dimeless, nameless fuck can work? Do you think he's a well kept secret?

>gets booed as segment ends
Reminder that actual WWE fans hate that reddit shit

>>19981530
WRESTLECRAP

>>19982053
George Lucas knew this.

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This dude got a WrestleMania entrance on his debut DANHAUSEN
I FUCKING HATE THE WWE

>>19981628
jesus ospreay is one ugly ass mothjerfucking bitch nigger

>>19981530
Proof that just because it was over in AEW doesn't mean shit on a larger scale. If anything some of those people like Ricky, Blake, Lexis, Ethan Page, etc are better off starting over at the bottom and building up that equity from nothing than just hoping to ride the coattails off what the AEW crowd thought

>>19981682

this is the same shit yall said about fucking Penta, then you said the same about his little brother, then you said the same about that slut who's been in NXT ever since, none of these people did shit and all botched epically early on (literally fucking eliminated himself at rumble)

I see criphausen is seething over another Tony fumble

>>19981530
>Spend a month hyping the crate.
>2 episodes of raw, 2 episodes of Smackdown.
>Multiple segments per show.
>Crack it open at PLE EC
>Its a casket/ coffin.
>Theres a red glow light in it.
>Fans automatically begin associating the casket with figures like taker, kane, boogeyman etc.
>The month long hype and ple debut makes fans think its a legend or legacy wrestler.
>Its a new goof suitable for NXT.
>Fans expectations subverted in a terrible way.
>Crowd boos.
WWE is creatively broke.

>>19984207
WWE needs to learn that botting programs lie to them about wrestlers popularity. These jobbers pay for comments, likes, shares, from botting services to give the illusion of popularity.

>>19983887
It wasn't even very over in AEW. The dude wrestled to crickets on Rampage and Collision.

>>19984245
that's what is most bizarre about WWE's decision to debut him like this. The last time he was on AEW was 2 years ago, and prior to that he made very sporadic appearance and was never over.

>>19984267
Triple h is genuinely traumatized by aew beating nxt, he has now convinced himself that taking aew guys is a huge win. Even if they fucking suck

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>>19981530

>>19984286
He might want to ask TK how that worked out when he tried to get anyone who ever appeared on Black and Gold NXT.

Let's just say the results have been mixed at best. The jury is out on Ciampa but Adam Cole has been a disaster.

>>19981572
he sucks phil's cock and strokes his ego and that's all phil wants in a friendship

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Seriously why did they let the gimmick merchant who can't wrestle skip NXT, he would have been perfect for it.

That royce keys dude has yet to appear again and they already debuted a new guy lol

>>19981530
This some King Diamond nerd or what? Never heard of him.

>>19981552
Why is he letting Ricky get fucked over then? Aren't they friends?

>>19981563
He's great for "sports entertainment" and that's so ingrained in their culture that HHH often defaults to it whether he is conscious of it or not

>>19981754
I have, he isn't very good, that's why he relies on a comedy gimmick

>>19981530
Are you stupid? MERCHANDISE

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I'm going to have to listen to the boomer WWE mark I work with talk about Crickethausen nonstop for a few weeks now just like he did Pentagon, Ricky Starks, and Mariah May.

>out of all the people listed, fucking ETHAN PAGE is the most MR ready
How fucking lol.
I guess Hobbs is fine too, Starks and King are DOA

>>19981530
Two possible reasons:
1. He's not brought up to have actual matches.
2. He's considered a "veteran" but he literally cannot teach the other NXTers anything because he's a shitter worse than The Miz.
3. He's CM Punk's friend and Triple H said "Punk, you've been a good boy and done all we ask of you, ask Santa H for anything you want." And Punk took Santa H's cock out of his mouth and asked if he could bring his friend.

>>19981530
If they make you change your name, they don't think you are a star and will make you do the NXT Humiliation Ritual. Not sure how Ethan Page got away with keeping the name though

Does anyone else get the impression Paul Levesque is a shoot satanist?

>>19984759
There's nothing satanic about Danhausen, nigga. He's basically a Munsters character. He's goofy af.

>>19984759
No offense but are you fucking retarded?

>>19984764
How many supernatural/gothic characters do we need on this show?

>>19984716
Ethan page is genuinely a good hand and always has been, he's just not a future top guy like he thinks he is but he's a solid upper mid card talent

>>19984716
>Ethan Page
You have to understand that some people, even those that are still relatively young, are just on NXT to be trainers for the *actual* guys WWE is looking to eventually bring up to the main roster. I would be shocked if Ethan Page ever gets called up. It is what it is.

Danhausen is just to sell merch and do comedy, not actually wrestle. But then again WWE is retarded so we'll see.

I watch AEW basically every single week and I have still seen this goofy bastard appear on Joe Bob Briggs more times than I ever saw him have a match.

>>19984759
The only satanic part of danhausen is that irl, he's a secular humanist

>>19984795
Really, that's the only part, huh?

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>>19984776
And now Danhausen and Ethan have both signed with the 'E and Danhausen clearly won the biggest. Revenge for Danhausen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOrP0UM9x-I

>>19981560
Ethan Page has been wrestling for almost 20 years.

>>19981530
Paul can't book.

>>19984236
Yeah, they should have been secretly promoting Danhausen harder for months leading up to this.

>>19981530
Paul is thinking all the people you mentioned were just bait to maintain an AEW exodus. He knows they're not ready, but is carrot sticking them and telling them "One day, be patient," while they approach 35...40. They are naive opportunists being played by a more experienced one in HHH.

Ricky will never mainevent any main roster WWE PPV. Neither with Ethan, and maybe not even Monroe. Danhausen, though, has a funny fleshed out gimmick, character, and is merch-ready.

>>19981530
Paul is thinking do Punk a favor like how he hired his wife who hasn't worked a decent match in over a decade

>>19986211
Is standard to book anyone who had been champ if it wants another run

>>19982150
>do you think he's a well kept secret
>nameless
So which is it, anon? Is he some unknown jabroni? Or a well-known name?

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He should've gone to JCW to reunite with his PCO & Danhausen BROTHER

>>19981801
They are seemingly actually friends, they talk all the time on social media and Punk appears in many of his videos.

>>19986239
Haven't seen PCO since his epic TNA chimpout. What's that frankenigga been up to?

>>19981982
Yeah... Remeber when they pushed people who didn't draw money? Those were the days.

>>19982117
that means whora's coming back

>>19981893
Can't be the new R-Truth, because the current R-Truth is still there and funnier

>>19986250
Step one to push a wrestler with talent, you can describe the talent with common use words like skill or dynamic

>>19984540
...He already has multiple titles and is in the main event program.

>>19984781
You would be shocked if the guy who won the NXT title right away, then had a record run with another belt and was just in the main event of the show and also had a title in AAA and is heavily featured and already appeared on Smackdown, and is liked by Rock, and is having the best matches every single show and knocks every promo out of the park would get called up to the main roster?

He’s obviously going to CMLL

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>>19986248
He's in a stable with Big Vito and Mickie Knuckles now

>>19986261
His skill is marketing and drawing money, his dynamic is his (comedy) character which he skillfully plays. He didn't come out and face off with a maineventer, he was the segment they usually would have some backstage antics in or whatever

>>19986273
I would. Ethan Page isn't going anywhere.

>>19981530
tony d is still down there btw

>>19986288
That's pretty much what I do and then bam like is magical, wrestlers get over and the crowds react to them is how I appointed myself best manager of 2026

On february ahead of the competition

>>19981530
Blake wants to stay on NXT. She's getting it more views.

>>19984312
a bit esoteric, no?

>>19986283
Grim or kino, I can't decide.
>kongo kong
Damn, I remember that dude in TNA too. Always liked him as a monster.

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>>19981530
The Lex Offenders, whatever happened there?

>>19982309
Sounds like your faggot ass got worked by the heel booker and the heel vampire

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>>19981564
Touche

>>19981560
Name 3 great Danhausen matches

Nice sneak there on pilman

>>19986260
truth isnt gonna be there much longer

>>19981530
Because this mother fucker ain’t gonna wrestle. He’s r-truth for goths.

>>19987038
>r-truth for goths
There's nothing actually "goth" about him, it's closer to clown makeup

>>19984540
He's black.

>>19986602
Bloghausen, Halloween special with frankenPCO and of course the barfight with the tequila dance

>>19987076
He likes metal and macabre shit. Its a little better than hot topic goth but not quite Bauhaus/sisters of mercy goth

>>19981700
Z-ers are retarded, zoomers like on the other hand are the smart ones.

>>19987093
>He likes metal and macabre shit.
You wouldn't know that from seeing him on TV, so it's irrelevant re the audience. He's just silly voice and mannerisms, even the teeth thing is played more as a goofy quirky thing than as a 'wtf why does he have all these human teeth', which would be the normal reaction to seeing that irl.

>>19987076
Goth is just a costume fetish, it doesn't mean anything to anyone. It's like being into nurses or nuns but knowing nothing about medicine or religion.

Wasn't Danhausen originally like some actually creepy zombie character that carried around a jar of human teeth?
I seem to recall he wasn't always just 100% goofy.

Danhausen janettied Bloke KEK

Genuinely how much of early AEW are we now having to endure in WWE? Starks, Miro, Danhausen, Black, Cody, Punk, Ethan who knows how many. I’ve been tricked into supporting pandemic era AEW.

>>19984759
I get the sense that he's a worked shoot heel booker putting over a heel face. You wouldn't understand it because you don't understand this business

>>19984286
I think that Gaytch is secretly a massive AEW mark. When you think about it, AEW is now the spiritual Black & Gold successor

>>19984482
wait what? that cant be real

>>19987270
Yep it is. Unless you count stephanies podcast lol

>>19987127
He sure did and it was sure silly

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>>19987275
fucking christ, how creatively bankrupt you have to be not even doing a squash match against some random jobber, conspiracy schizo in me now thinking they cooled on him because he lied to about his age, lmao

>>19987290
Triple K has too many blacks on his roster and he doesn't now what to do with them
>Trick is the funny charismatic nigga who can talk
>Evans is the flippy nigga
>Oba is the powerhouse nigga
All of the schticks are covered, there's nothing for Hobbs to do

>>19986358
Now he's in a stable with two more monsters managed by a former porn actress.

>>19987437 (me)
and to continue, he was also a former JCW heavyweight champion.

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>>19981530
>Spend 2 episodes of raw, 2 episodes of smackdown, multiple segments each show, so over a month hyping the crate.
>Open it at a PLE
>Its a coffin/ casket inside with red glowing light.
>Fans instantly think its the return of a red monster wrestler, like kane.
>Its some random indy jobber that doesnt really wrestle all that much.
>Crowd boos him off the ring.
Are people really shocked that this bozo got booed? Its the road the WrestleMania and the card for Mania sucks ass and the tickets aint moving so of course the crowd thinks theyre getting a big ticket name. Only a retard would book an indy jobber debut like this. Hes an nxt type of guy, a Raw debut would had been more than genrous. Something tells me theyre listening too much to Mid Cardona, Chelsea Green, and Child Molster Punk too much in creative and theyre just destroying the overall product.

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>>19986602
Meltzer gave Gaytanic Panic vs Pazuzu five stars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02seYJ_LCC4

He already paid his dues and can move merch. Ricky was only in Billy Corgans beer hall

>>19981572
Phil thinks he's supposed to like him cause Cucknette praised him once

>>19984245
the evidence was in that he hasnt been on AEW tv in years. TK likes either workrate guys, hardcore guys or ppl with a lot of personality. Dickhausen has none of that

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>>19984759
>Does anyone else get the impression Paul Levesque is a shoot satanist?
Do some research on etymology of Levesque and you find Wealthy Norman Jews who migrated then were expelled from England, and Norman aristocracy:
https://www.genealogy.com/forum/surnames/topics/levesque/1297/
https://www.avotaynu.com/books/MenkNames.htm
https://www.houseofnames.com/levesque-family-crest

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>>19984795
he has defended the satanic bible. he's the type of satanist that is an atheist and pretends to be a satanist. but as Vonnegut said; You are what you pretend be.

Normies have been asking me about danhausen :( He got over

>>19981530
This guy was popular during the pandemic. He had members of various metal bands team up and do a cover