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I was ready to buy merch

>>19981768
sign the merch guy and you dont even have the merch ready
SLOPPY SHOP

>>19981768
How the fuck. He debuted 2 hours into the show.
How tf do you not have merch ready the moment his music hit?

>>19981875
Danhausen has to get home and print them first

>>19981905
Kek

>>19981905
Lmao

>>19981905
kek

>>19981905
hearty kek

>>19981905
jej

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>>19981905

>>19981905
Popped my ass

>>19981905
kek good one

>>19981905
porked me

>>19981905
oh jesus christ

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>>19981905

>>19981905
LMAO

>>19981875
He's not actually signed. He doesn't work there. He just asked Paul if he could do this box gimmick, and Paul said yes.

>>19981905
kek!

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>>19981905

>>19981616
No he wasn't. The coffin prop was. It was to be opened today so Danhausen would be out of his AEW contract and do his entrance. He hired the girls and wrote the song after sending the prop.

This is Danhausen we're talking about. Everything he does actually makes sense if you break it down. Except for bootlegging AEW designs, that made no sense. He could've made more money bootlegging Rucking Fotten.

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>>19981905
PUT ME ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>19981905
oh i am laffin

>>19981905
It's your problem now, dronies

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>>19981768
>I was ready to buy merch
piggiEs and their money

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It's up!

>>19981616
Chicagohausen

Much like punketty, dronies are gonna have to pretend they like his little friend
lmao

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>>19981905
I don't get it.

>>19981905
Good one

>>19983128
/pw/ made danhausen seethe once by making up a rumor about him printing bootlegs of his aew merch. the story actually caught some traction and some people still believe that it happened

>>19983003
It's not their money. It's the rightful property of Ari Emmanuel.

>>19981616
>Has sex
>With multiple
>Biological women
No wonder anons are seething.

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>>19981616
>Worked into thinking something this retarded

>>19981905
Audible Kek

>>19983050
Sorry babe, the Danhausen shirt stays on

>>19981616
Based

>>19983346
>/pw/ made danhausen seethe once by making up a rumor about him printing bootlegs of his aew merch.
>making up
sup bootleghausen?

>>19981905
Faghausen’s never beating the allegations lmao

>>19981905
It's funny you are samefagging you're own unfunny fucking "joke" cause you're seething Danhausen now has a lucrative WWE deal where he will make millions off merch while he gets to go home and fuck his hot wife daily.

You're so fucking pathetic lol

>>19984520
Absolutely nobody finna buy this shitters merch

>>19983542
It's nice of your girl to let you wear your Danhausen shirt while you sit in the cuck chair prepping her bulls and then watching them rail her raw and unprotected.

>>19984520
Jesus Donovan, you're finally out of your old contract and you're still a fragile bitch

>>19983050
>5XL
kek

>>19984520
"crickethausen" is my new unfunny samefagged joke, buddy.

>>19984360
It's not true. Why would Danhausen even post on this dimeless board?

>>19984520
Dude, get off of 4chan.

lolWWE

>>19984520
Danhausen brah
you're posting on 4chan brah
You're scaring the kids brah

>>19981616
>click on thread
>it doesn't tell me how
Fug bamboozled again.

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>>19984520
>hot wife
>nigger
hope sucking up to shitlib phil and his fragile ego was worth it donny

>>19981616
The main issue with him, regardless of whether he's in WWE or AEW, is that he's utter shit. The handful of redditfags buying his merch is not worth having the rest of the audience stop watching your show.

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>>19984520
>you're own unfunny fucking "joke"
GMS!

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>>19981905

>>19985113
Anon, may I remind you this is a company that puts Jey Uso, Charlotte Flair, and Seth Rollins on their shows, a company, that on this very PPV had a match between Becky Lynch and AJ Lee in 2026.

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>>19981905
kek you're alright anon

>>19981905
the rare, actually funny post on this board nowadays

>>19984520
Hey Donovan, can I get a discount for the bootleg merch?

>>19981905
i dont get it

>>19985715
They fired him from aew for 3d printing his own action figure, better than the one aew was selling

>>19981616
they fumbled the goth vampires casting, most looked fat and the makeup looks like they have beards

>>19985737
thanks from a casual mark

>>19986039
No problem I love reminding people that you can get fired over anything

Work harder

>>19985768
You’re gay. All of them were hot

>>19981905
LMAO

>>19986052
>>19985768
yeah no kidding the chubby one was the best

>>19981616
nah I saw the curtain to the back open inside the coffin, shitty production

>>19985768
Goth aesthetic is currently obsessed with the porkers.

>>19981905
bravo

>>19986186
What you consider “porker” is just a woman with some actual curves instead of these cardboard asians you fags are obsessed with

>/pw/ can't stop talking about him
OVERhausen

>>19986251
Meltzer says hes the new gobbledy gooker

>>19986251
>/pw/ can't stop shitting on
him
KWABhausen

this guy has to be the worst looking wrestler to ever work there.

Physically worse than Ellsworth or Delaney.

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>>19981616
Do the vamps come with him every week or were they just there for the reveal?

>>19981616
The new hurricane helms

>>19986120
I thought the one who almost tripped was the cutest.

>>19981905
Lmao

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>>19981616
>Click this thread to find out how.

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These two have chemistry, they should have put him in NXT as an irritant to 'Egon' and he'd had got over in a low level way, which is where he belongs.

>>19986338
kek he's definitely going to use a shitty chokeslam too

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>a thread full of indians, incels, and trannies mad about heterosexual sex with goth women

>>19986806
shut up tranny

>>19981905
KEK

>>19981616
This wrestler would've fit well in JCW.

Based on my book

>>19985456
You make excellent points. But regardless of those points, he really does still suck.

>>19985456
>charlotte
>bad
just say you're an incel

>>19981616
Isn't he married to a fat black whore?

>>19981905
OHNONONONONONO

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>>19988043
apparently not

>>19981616
this geek got so worked that no one cared about his reveal he started blocking people on twitter KWAB

blud really had to quote himself to get a moment

>>19988191
huh

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>>19981905
damnhausen

>>19988043
She's not fat or black, but she was indeed a literal prostitute.

If all seven of the cute vampire dancers are permeant thing, this could get over with me.

I just looked it up on Cagematch, if you discount AEW Dark, Danhauser wrestled on Dynamite twice in his AEW run. In both he was squashed in under two minutes. I have no idea what they are planning for him in WWE. This gimmick is a throwback to the 80s.

>>19988451
It's bizarre that they debut him with no vignettes or anything. did they expect people to know him from AEW, like Penta, Ricky, Keys etc? I've watched AEW since the beginning and I can't remember anything with Danhausen.

>>19981768
Try donovans-trunkshop.com

https://youtu.be/FNsCIBKju90?si=FKS92ADH5OpZPtbm
So he was over in AEW. That's some pop.

>>19981905
Don't you mean some kids in China?

>>19988405
>they start going for the womens tag titles and use the freebird rule

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>>19981905
FORTY KEKS

>>19988627
Nah, those kids were taking too big of a cut.

>>19981905
Lmaooooooooo

Future world champion

>>19981905
good stuff

>>19985768
You are damn right. They should had hired cute girls instead of fat mexicans.

>>19981616
Fuck you. When I saw the coffin for a moment I thought it would be a promo by Undertaker. Instead I got a gay clown.

>>19992008
How dumb are you to expect it to be taker.

Based Danhausen drawing the Hausen