What success?

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>>19985465
>explain how I'm an lolcow on the internet then
This mark can't stop taking Ls.

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>>19985465
Why is he such a big self mark? He'd give Brap The Shitman Shart a run for his money

>>19985538
Tbh he’s not anything like this on his podcast. Not sure why he does it on twitter. Could be a work maybe

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>>19985470
He's been successfully scamming wrestling hipsters for 40 years

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>>19985651
What is funny about it is you would think people would realize in the 90s he was making shit up, or when he was straight up hallucinating stuff about TNA in the mid 2000s but nope not only has he been making shit up and charging for it but now the marks are IN THE RING and feeding him nonsense.
Amazing.

>>19985465
Meltzer spawned AEW by proxy through that 2017 kenny omega run and Styles' 2016-2017 run

>>19985470
So you don't know?

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>>19985471
>this image
Totally not obsessed with Big Dave

>>19985554
kek based big dave>>19985651

>>19985465
He’s right.
The entire industry bends to his autistic whims.

Autism is incredibly powerful and only in the 2020s do I recognize the reality warping capabilities of Autistics.

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>>19985678
>has a folder full of pics of Dave
>claims other people are obsessed with Dave

>>19985554
Kek what a fucking retard

>>19985695
The magical talent of knowing what will get a pop and what wouldn't

>>19985662
Wouldn't call that a success, it's more like an embarrassment

>>19985791
I wouldn't know who he is if it wasn't for kenny omega

Greatest Meltzer ratings

>>19985554
>>19985656
Dave is hilarious how can anyone hate him

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>>19985918
KWAFM

>>19985907
He said mean things about my favorite wrestler

World famous CB

>>19985465
he don't miss no

>>19985907
You sound like a redditor

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>>19985465
Kek based

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>>19985465
Meltzmeister won.
>>19985470
He gives his opinions about wrestling, just like you, with the one crucial difference being that he gets paid to do it and you do it for free.

>>19986670
now type that without crying

>>19985907
Some old midcard jobber from the attitude era said I have to

>>19985465
Smarks and trannies are easy to scam

>>19985465
I remember when anons used to post the latest ep of his podcast on here.

>>19985470
I mean, folks....

>>19988483
that without crying

>>19985470
>profiled by NYT
>Cauliflower Alley HOF
>maintained a business longer than Vince and Bischoff
>Sex with people who shall be left unnamed
>Fry v Takayama live

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>>19989099
>>Fry v Takayama live
You're obese. You're smelly. You're a Smark.

>>19989099
>maintained a business longer than Vince and Bischoff
His "business" is just peddling gossip and bullshit he makes up to autistic nerds

>>19985470
>She doesn't know

>>19985465
Why is Dave arguing with anime avatars on xwitter?

>>19989608
because x is the public square, which is all that matters. everything else is just entertainment.

>>19985465
Kek

>>19989627
Because he's a mark

>>19985471
HHH counter books Meltzer's stories to work the smarks

>>19985470
I mean he built a successful business from the ground up that's still around after a few decades. You can hate Dave for a lot of reasons but trying to argue he's not a success just makes you look dumb.

>>19985554
Dave is at his best when he answers obvious troll questions with 100% sincerity.

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>>19990150
https://youtu.be/MxLZA_VgszU?si=p5MFrstloyyJMMU8

>>19989099
>Sex with people who shall be left unnamed
MYSTERY NIGGAS

>>19990157
Holy shit Dave is a fucking moron LMAO

>>19990110
Gord marning xaars

>>19990195
So is Bryan but I like to pretend he was trolling Dave by reading the question

>>19985465
>Explain all my success then
New Meltzerism???

>>19990157
this is some intense autism

>>19990226
You tell me.

>>19985554
How did I just learned about this now?? Kek tony kwab

>>19985470
Getting pigtards like you to care so much about what he says.

>>19985465
>anime avatar
Imagine replying seriously to that

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>>19990340
Big Dave doesn't cut corners, he'd prove you wrong whether you're Einstein or a retarded piggiE-drone

>>19990565
lookin JAKKED

>>19985470
Made a name of himself in a money and miles business without taking a single bump while working marks into either taking for his dumb ratings for granted or getting angry over them. In a sense he is the most succesfull man in the business.

>>19991008
Sup Meltz, stop making threads about yourself on this dead board