There are no smarks left watching e-slop

He got mogged by the dancers. Why would I look at this geek when there are seven hot vampire girls behind dancing cute and swaying their hips around

>>19986035
They literally cheered the segment and he got a big pop, lying repeatedly will not erase what human being saw and heard. Sorry dude. I know you’re trying hard.

>>19986042
are these hot vampire girls in the room with you right now?

>>19986051
I wish.

The fact that the crowd reaction was mixed made the segment. If everyone just loved it to be ironic or whatever it would be pointless and performative fotm, the 'wtf was that' reaction is best for his character and the commentary knew that as well.

>>19986138
>it's good when ateast half the crowd doesn't like it
well this is a new one

>>19986035
They've priced out the hardcore fans

>>19986144
We can always get our cheaphausen at the local black metal gig

>>19986143
kek edrones are embarrassing

>>19986035
Why didn't he bother to work out when he was paid to do nothing for years in AEW?

>>19986275
looking like shit is part of the appeal

>>19986035
This retard didn't need, much less deserve a reveal like that. Should've just showed up in a backstage segment out of nowhere.

>>19986046
don't worry, that retarded anon can use AI to create their own little safe space where they are never wrong

>>19986322
Been there done that you feel like everyone is laughing behind your back making real jokes while you get pity compliments

1/10 while I tune my chatbot on snarky

>>19986035
He sucked on the indies
He sucked in AEW
He will suck in WWE
Even before AEW fell off a cliff this guy sucked
I know he's Punk's friend and pops some of the boys in the back but his entire post-ironic David S Pumpkins routine sucks. You could hear the energy deflate when he came out and it was as favourable a crowd as he'll ever get.

>>19986035
most of the crowd probably had no clue who this jobber was. DOA

>>19986345
>>19986347
The reality is he got a fine pop, then they shut the lights off at the end and people thought Jericho and then got disappointed when it was just him 'disappearing' and not doing anything.

>>19986035
>Women's Chamber was abysmal
>Worst match of Becky's life against AJ Lee
>CM Phil getting no reaction in Chicago
>Danhausen debuts to boos
>Mens Chamber finish was so bad they have to book a course correction on SDL next week
Jesus Christ Haitch has lost his mind

>>19986362
> then they shut the lights off at the end and people thought Jericho and then got disappointed when it was just him

No one thought this. Just because you set yourself up to be disappointed doesn’t mean everyone else thought the same thing

>>19986362
Why on fozzy's mercy would Jericho show up?

Is he secretly a big draw on 2026 and no one told me?

This is a very 2019 indie gimmick trying to pass in 2026
Nobody wants this shit
Would've worked better in NXT

>>19986275
Would it help Mr. Iguana's gimmick if he was jacked and roided? No and Danhausen is the same

>>19986035
Absolutely no fucking smarks were there yesterday, WWE fans are legit fucking retards living in a bubble. They dont watch anything outside of WWE

>>19986046
Hi Hunter. I am gonna rape you

Can someone explain something to me.
When it cuts to black they clearly hide under the ring. How long are they down there for and how do they get back out without ruining the illusion for people at the show?

>>19986385
Anyone can go watch the video and hear that he was cheered until the lights went out, then there was a pop of anticipation followed by boos when nothing happened.

>>19986592
They were under there the entire fucking main event lol
WWE is for retards

>>19986144
So it's the casual fans that are paying the expensive prices, who aren't fans of the product, while the hardcore fans aren't buying them?

This board is legit 70 IQ

>>19986592
They just stay there until everyone leaves. Punk was under the ring for the whole show until he popped out om a RAW maybe a year or two ago and livestreamed while in there.

>>19986601
I doubt that. I think about Undertaker being under the ring that one time. Do they really have to hear loud ass banging while under there the entire time?

>>19986035
why is there a demon Cody on his crotch?

>>19986368
>Cody Rhodes will have a shot to regain the Undisputed WWE Championship on the March 6 episode of WWE SmackDown when he faces Drew McIntyre. The match was made official by general manager Nick Aldis during the Elimination Chamber post-show.
fucking KWAB

>>19986368
>CM Phil getting no reaction in Chicago
you’re making stuff up dude

>>19986046
> he got a big pop,
No he didn’t

The girls were hot and their dance was cute. For that reason I liked it

>>19986687
The girls were bigger than him

>>19986368
Nah but you clearly have. Why are the fed bad people going insane now? Because no matter how much fed bad rhetoric they spread, no one watches AEW and they don't know how to handle it anymore?

>>19986689
Thats not saying much, still hot

>>19986687
kinda funny seems like those girls were more over with most people than the actual wrestler

As someone there, few people were excited. Yet it was a bunch of marks going WHO? Who is this guy? Or being mad that it wasn't kross or jericho. The really fat obese retard behind me kept shouting go back to AEW

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>We're back to terminal stage Vince levels of arguments now

It’s kinda obvious they wanted a dud debut with the crappy pyro. He is a comedy gimmick but they should’ve let him cook on the mic

>>19987501
>they wanted him to get zero pop and then for the crowd to start booing

>>19986599
That literally does not mean EVERYONE thought it was Jericho you retard. People pop lights going off because they expect a surprise in general .

>>19986042
that part

They should’ve let him cook on the mic

>>19986046
I was there. He got no pop and loudly booed. The vampire girls are dimes though.

>>19986689
That were in heels. Unless you’re like 6’0+ most women in heels would be taller than a man

>>19989893
why put the dancers for a manlet in heels? triple h is a retard

>>19989912
They were hot and over. Only highlights his comedy jobber gimmick. Hopefully they stick around otherwise he's dead in the water.

>>19986046
I was there. He got a big pop and loudly cheered. The vampire girls are dimeless though.

>>19989912
Because they aren’t really trying to position Danhausen as a real threat. Also like the other anon mentioned, they were hot.
>>19989921
>Hopefully they stick around
100% this. They could do so many fun segments and angles. Imagine if they help him steal wins lol

>>19989964
>The vampire girls are dimeless though.
are you gay

Getting booed was literally the punchline, media literacy 101

>>19990081
SOS
EDRONES COPING
SOS
EDRONES OINKIN

>>19989964
In a lot of these reaction videos I’ve seen, people are more into the vampire girls than Dan lol

faghausen fans and the freaks simping for these slags both are fags and need to be hung and shot

>>19990316
if you didnt enjoy the dancing vampire girls you hate fun and you’re gay.

>>19990320
sorry that fat cunts wearing le quirky reddit makeup turns you into a simping jeet you dumb faggot
kys donovan

>>19990320
this, but im not trolling

>>19990320
>vampire girls
Kill yourself, seriously.

>>19990327
Only he wife (front right girl) was fat, the others had slim figures. And anyone who keeps implying they are NXT girls is retarded, those were clearly hired choreographed dancers. I've seen like 100 "one of those dancers is a future Woman's champion" I get the joke, but if you have 3 brain cells you would realize they aren't NXT extras.

They should have had him talk or something

>>19990327
>I'm not your boogeyman
>that's not me
>not sure who you think I am
but also
>everyone who disagrees with my shit take on Danhausen is Donovan

>>19990327
lmfao you really are a braindead retarded “human”.

>>19986035
danhausen board

>>19986035
If Danhausen keeps the girls around, I'm fine with him

>>19990327
none of theme were fat. you’re the second one on this board ive seen said that. weird

>>19990327
Kek this got the simps MALDING

>>19990406
The word “simp” has been bastardized and misused to the point where it doesn’t mean anything anymore. If you express any attraction to some women, you’re called a simp now? Lmfao it used to refer to guys who were down and out, paying money and going above and beyond. Now if you just say “they’re cute girls” you get called a simp. Wtf happened