>>19990748
Danhausen bros...

>>19990748
They should give Jade a gimmick where she chains and leashes any woman she beats in the ring. And they have to follow her around everywhere
Starting with Michin and B-Fab

>>19990748
no one is reading all this made up roleplay shit

>Cargill allegedly paraded Danhausen around the backstage area like a puppet, with her finger inside his rectum, exclaiming to everyone “YO THIS DUDE NOT EVEN A VAMPIRE JUST SOME LIL WHITE BOY”

>>19990776
dimes

>>19990748
Just couldn’t avoid being a fag at the end there, huh?

Based

The Danhausen in question? Me. I can confirm this as true

there's no way Jade Cargill is even going to WrestleMania 42, period, let alone enter WM42 as the defending SD Women's World Champ. They're gonna make her drop the belt to Tiffy or Charlotte before WM42 even begins, because there's no way Triple H will allow his favorite girl Rhea Ripley to be injured in Vegas by Cargill.

plus, Drew McIntyre will also be made to drop the Undisputed Belt back to Cody Rhodes before WM42 even begins. There's no way McIntyre is going to Vegas at all, let alone enter as the defending Undisputed Champ.

Cargill and McIntyre were only made champs just to shut up critics, they were never getting significant lengthy World title runs because Triple H ain't leaving off Rhea Ripley and Cody Rhodes out of WrestleMania 42 just to let Cargill and McIntyre defend their belts at Mania.

>>19990883
>believing a story where Jade fingered Danhausen's ass
Is everyone on this board retarded?

>>19990748
Who puts their finger in an unwashed ass?

>CRACKS
sorry pigs no refunds

>>19990887
the Danhausen thing is not the reason why WWE's about to make Cargill drop the SD Women's World Championship Belt. Triple H's favoritism and love for Rhea is a bigger factor in Rhea vs Tiffy or Charlotte happening instead.

>>19990893
Brown people can't see or smell the difference

>>19990898
More like Jeet Cargil

I also heard that Cody "Raheem" Rhodes was the hero and held her in his locker room for almost an hour. Cries and moans could be heard outside.

I wish Jade tickled me under my ribs

>>19990883
Drew is a company Man, and Cody was the one who had the idea.
Jade is proving more and more to be useless everywhere, mainly because she was trained by Daniel Bryan.

>>19990896
Making a sickly woman win the belt is still retarded, and Asuka or even raquel could be better.
Rhea is in no shape to wrestle at all, she couldn't even lift tiffany whom even hurt her nose because of that, and previously she struggled to deal even with Lexi and Lyra who are dwarf women.
Rhea needs at least a year out of the ring to fix herself, even Diamond's treatment to fix her back.
But she wont, she wants to be the workhorse and sawdust herself.
>or not she doesnt really want to stay at home with her husband, which is strange by now that we never see her and buddy together.

>>19990748
>She approached Danhausen and gloated that she could bench press more than him and told him that he "Doesn't look like a wrestler" before tickling him under the ribs, producers tried to calm the situation but Jade was clearly too intoxicated to listen to reason.
Holy BASED

>>19991046
>Raquel could do better with the belt than Rhea fucking Ripley
.......
I swear to me mom

>>19991172
>rheafag
every single time

I don't particularly like Rhea, though I like her or Asuka more than most women wrestlers
but jesus fuck man
What the fuck is wrong with Raquel fags

Ever notice how faggots make these threads and yet refuse to simply just screenshot the fucking things

>>19991207
Anon, Asuka or anyone is better than rhea having the belt given for free again with zero struggle at all.
Even worse, they are doing it at the same time with liv too as a "excuse" gift without a proper buildup.

WM is turning out to be another garbage AEW dynamite episode.

>>19991223
4chan isn't your personal army

>>19991227
Notice how instead of providing an actual excuse you move the goalpost which indicates that your thread is made up fucking bullshit. I hope you fucking hang yourself or unload a shotgun blast to your skull tonight. Your thread is worthless garbage.

>Rhea is here
Instead of getting proper healthy fat and muscles, she is here defending herself like a moron.

>>19991227
>Asuka
yes
>or anyone
no
A dominant popular charismatic wrestler being in the title picture and getting it makes sense
Simple as

>>19991256
What on earth is bro yapping about

>>19991256
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the fact that you haven't provided a screenshot of Jade putting her finger in a wyboy's pooper
and yeah pics pls

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>>19990748
>Jade has been blamed internally for the poor reaction to the Danhausen debut.

This popped me.

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>>19990748
this whole shit sound so made up I can't believe ya'll are buying it

>>19991270
Why the fuck would you want to see a grown ass woman ground wiring a man?
Are you gay?

>>19991332
Buddy must be a republican with how much he moves the goalpost and not provide evidence.

Jade is a beast

>>19990748
They should have just kept the belt on Tiffany and ran with Tiffany vs Rhea for Mania

Is this all true? Was it reported on the Podcast?

>>19990748
>Danhausen was uncomfortable with this but it escalated when Jade took the ribbing too far and inserted a finger in to Danhausen's rectum saying "That's a good white boy, remember your place".
She's a menace

>>19992170
haha omg could you imagine?

How deep do you think she went? haha

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>>19990748
God, I wish I were Danhausen.

>>19990748
I wish I was Mr Hausen.

If what I'm hearing is true

Poor Danhausen

Danhausen was diddled by Jade Cargill in the cool winter of 2026

>>19990748
The shit Crippled Legs do to your brain is astounding

>Danhausen got Kevin R Nash'd by Jade Cargill in the Unseasonably Warm winter of 2026

>>19990748
>>Was seen rough housing with the other talent backstage while they were getting ready for the match.
was there any rhythmic slapping?

>>19990748
>>Almost came to blows with Asuka, Jade got in her face and said "I'd never work with you, you're not on my level"
didn't they have a match at QotR last year? One that was terrible because Jade fucking sucks. Didn't they feud for like half a year when Asuka was in damage ctrl and there was a huge botch in their title match at blacklash because jade sucks?

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>ywn take Jade to Valentine's dinner after she squashes a jobber

>>19990785
Kek, gotta love the Jadester.

>Jade will never Dom Mommy you
It's not fair

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>>19990748
>That will be $14.99 goyi... fellow wrestler enjoyers.