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OH SHIT NIGGA. You are lady Firemane. Of the (formerly) noble house of Fireborn! You were once the greatest wagon racer this side of the kingdom. Sadly due to shenanigans, you lost everything and went into debt with the Adventurer's Guild in order to survive. But then you found the Inexperienced Hero, Ezekiel "Kid" Rutebega ! You took him under your wing to mold him into the hero he's always meant to be: your devoted apprentice (probably)
Ezekiel's older brother has started his campaign of destruction, he leads his hordes of undead barbarians to ravage the lands. As members of the guild, your party has went on the quest chain to stop said undead barbarian horde.
In pursuit of said barbarian horde, the party is currently going through the SPOOKY FOREST™
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With diplomacy finished, you are able to head deeper into the spooky forest, now slightly brighter thanks to your shenanigans.
Ezekiel looks at you with admiration while Night Knightess mumbles something about you being a brute or whatever. Double Wizard and Fist of God just chill out in the backseat, having nothing to do this episode so far.
All's well that ends well. Imma uh, go to bed now, bread continues like, tomorrow probs.
Updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>6349905
X didn't inform me that you had a thread. Feels like YouTube not telling me about my subscriptions. They are literally phasing out humans in social media with AI. Why? I have crazy theories. Like using an AI loop so that even users are replaced by AI and corporations get money from advertisers and only AI responds.
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>>6350661
I don't think I can roll for anything else, I voted for that because it was clear that we entered another hiatus and my roll is obviously something that's going to be ignored because obviously it a joke that would get us nowhere in the current context of the situation. Please get over yourselves.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>6354162
READY... SET...Snap back to reality! During our flashback, Ezekiel has defeated the Reindeer and Night Knightess is now trying smoother him in her boobs for saving her! This is outrageous!
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>>6357312
And so the party heads deeper into the spooky forest. BAck on track for when...OP wakes up later.
Hopefully the communist overlords wont have another week of overtime for me when I wake up
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>>6368597
"Hey there! Are you here to try the crazy impossible death gamble monster machine? It's very simple! It's like slots. Except that if you roll anything other that the jackpot of Five 7s. You die!"
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>>6368986
"Don't fret, dear customer, you've simply activated FEVER MODE. Each pull requires more gold but the payout has been Quadrupled."
>>6368987
"Also there's no mystery box, shush"
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>>6372960
Ah, well you see anon, at the table, there's not only the Spooky Witch, but also the Skeletal Staff of the casino, ensuring the game is rigged in the Casino's favor, since as long as anybody from the Casino wins, i-- >>6372957
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>>6373031
"THE FIRST ROUND WENT BY WITHOUT ANY BIG PLAYS! ALL 4 PLAYERS SIMPLY MATCHED THEIR COLORS AND NUMBERS! CLEARLY SAVING THEIR SKIPS AND DRAW CARDS FOR LATER! POISED TO DESTROY THEIR OPPOSITION AT THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY"
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>>6373038
Well, both are down to 6 cards now. Firemane still got her normal cards. But Night Knightess sure is looking self assured right now. Perhaps she has a plan? A wildcard perhaps? Or a bunch of skips and draws
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Rolled 37 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>6373044
The rounds blur past ! Both sides trying to win one over another! Stops, skips and draws are deployed on both sides to devastating effect! With the latest round, the current status is...
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>>6373087
As the turn moves to The Spooky Witch's minion...
"SKIP! UNO!"
NIGHT KNIGHTESS BLOCKS HIS TURN! IT'S NOW FIREMANE'S TURN! IF SHE THROWS OUR SOMETHING THAT NIGHT KNIGHTESS CAN MATCH, THIS GAME IS OVER!
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>>6373092
This is the part of the story where Firemane is conflicted over securing the win vs letting the knightess get the pot and win the prize she desperately wants
Luckily for us, thinking and talking is a free action.
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>>6373099
Actually I'm a Double wizard and FoG kinda guy. Giving them limited screen time while one anon freaks out over the out comes when firemane isnt on screen.
>>6373092
FoG begins to serenade the spooky witch to distract her but his heart is in it so much that she feels the love.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>6374257
Either way, I believe Firemane was having a discussion with her angel and devil about whether she should risk letting Ezekiel's soul be lost to the witch if it meant kn*ghtess would get it otherwise
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>>6374304
Somehow she did it. The game is dragged on. The deck is gradually drained as we move closer to the finish
Night Knightess can be heard subtly signalling to Firemane "Ay yo what the fuck"
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>>6378313
Alright gang, how will the Spooky Witch help the party pass the infinite herd?
A. Open a portal to the other side
B. Summon a giant skeleton and yeeting the wagon with the party in it over the herd
C. Summon her own horde of infinite skeletons, this will help somehow
D. [This space for rent]
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>>6378316
A spoooooky portal is opened and the party drives through! Now there's nothing stopping Firemane n Pals from beelining to the Barbarian Grand War Camp and confront Ezekiel's evil brother
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>>6378349
When we get back the king was sadden that he didn't get visitors today while firemane and group go back to turn in their successful mission.
Also spooky witch casts disguise, op doesn't have to draw anything new just that everyone sees her as a TOTALLY NORMAL NOT WITCH.