Does anybody have anything they wanna share?
@r anon
@rlg
@Brosis
@Ass-Masseur
@confession anon
@OP-M
@errands anon
@auntfem
@Throatmom-anon
@Gothmom anon
@Improve anon
@punic anon
@D-cup anon
@Silver Fox anon
@Cuzcbro
@Dexter
@Hapa-chan
@Abusemom anon
@Mine anon
@Felix
@Enon
@Neet-chan
@Boobs guy
@Escobar
@Plankfem
@Catfish anon
@Nomi
@Uncle anon
@Jocasta
@Link
@Blackanon
@Convention Bro
@Winemom anon
@kels
@Waterpark anon
@Poetbro
@Autismom
@Imoutanon
@MomGF anon
@Any new people

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Mommies need sonloving!

kysdotignallu

>>83992293
>kysdotignallu
?
Kiss your sister, don't overuse tongue it gets nasty, always lick lightly, understand?

>>83991125
After watching a fair number of Milena vids, I realized she *never* kisses the other titcows in the scenes. Feels bad ;_;

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Thread PSA for ALL new to the /mcg/ GENERAL:
DO NOT Reply to the Cuckspammer.
DO NOT Correct the Cuckspammer.
DO NOT Believe the Cuckspammer.
DO NOT Call out the Cuckspammer on his lies.
DO NOT Reply to anyone replying to the Cuckspammer, as these replies are most likely him replying to himself in order to bait further replies.
Ignore the Cuckspammer and any ragebait no matter how retarded or persistent he is about his narratives.
You cannot prove him wrong no matter how wrong he is because he does not want to be proven wrong and potentially doesnt even believe what he is saying, he just wants (YOU)s and to take up thread space with spam and arguing in order to sage it as quickly as possible and prevent any actual on-topic discussion. Either that or he has a sub-room temp IQ.

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However dont let this distract you from the fact that the GOLDEN PATH has been revealed and a NEW AGE is upon us. The REVEREND ANONS have spent millenniums attempting to bring about the KWINCEST HADERACH, and the time has come for the final steps. Within a mere FIVE GENERATIONS of careful inbreeding between the main families of the momcest general, the GOD EMPEROR of /mcg/ will be born to lead us down the golden path of FAMILIAL LOVE.

LONG LIVE THE MOMCEST GENERAL.

INCEST ETERNUM.

>>83993464
This is cringe but you'll get bored of it soon enough.

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>>83993688
Poetcringe and Nomi the Tranny are the same person, he's responsible for half of the posts in any given /mcg/ thread
He also lurks in the incest threads of other boards to "scout" people, so more people can read his bad overly verbose larping

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>>83993464
>one singular instance of momcest
>takes four generations to actually get to it
I recognize no such emperor.

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>>83992881
Milena will drink another womans milk straight from the Tit but kissing is too much

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When is Hapa-chan gonna become a figure skater?

>>83991126
Possibly in a few days. Today I have to pick up a guest at the airport.
>>83994087
>>83992881
Because much like the balls touching rule for men, it's not gay without kissing.

>>83993940
i dont know whats worse, you actually believing this or dedicating so much time to pushing this retarded theory or lie or whatever youd call it just to cause problems
obv we cant be sure if anyone on this site is ever telling the truth, but theres legit nothing that suggests nomi and poet are the same person

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>>83993464
>>83993944
this is the only /mcg/ family tree I recognize, the rest are heresies

>>83994680
Don't bother responding man he's just saying schizo shit to get (You)s.

>>83994680
ignore scizo and cuckspammer screed

>>83994722
>>83993944
Yeah i know its not perfect or anything but i just based it on the current pairings that are already expecting/most likely to have kids given their ages. And i just thought it was funny at the time.
Doesnt seem like many of the mom/son pairings we have in here are likely to have any kids for age or practical reasons.
I did my best :'( tried to tie it back together with momcest at the end. I prefer momcest stuff myself.

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Did you know 10-15% of people surveyed admitted to fooling around with their sibling? The more you know
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11614286/

>>83994809
eh... I wish I grew up with an older sister who would've molested me...

Thought you guys might appreciate this aswell

Haven't made any move on these desires but I recently met someone online from my country that agreed to loyalty test my mom. The object was to get her to send a sex video she had made years back that I was never able to find

I didn't really expect anything out of it, but she ended up sending him a link to the full tape of her getting her back blown out by some serbian degenerate

Now she's unironically agreed to fuck the loyalty tester next time he's in our city

Bear in mind this woman has been married 12 or so years.

We're still figuring out exactly what he's gonna try and get her to do

>>83991125
Last Week's Updates

Poetbro
>>83933993

Imoutanon
>>83935373

Nomi
>>83937690

Brosis
>>83940087

MomGF anon
>>83941529

Gothmom anon
>>83953203

Ass-Masseur
>>83953592

Boobs guy
>>83955195

Winemom anon
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83933807/#83965822

>>83993940
>He also lurks in the incest threads of other boards to "scout" people
This, I've seen him on /trash/ and /aco/ so more people can read his bad overly verbose larping
Now I feel lied to

>>83995031
You missed out our Lady of Mystery who prefers to remain nameless.
>>83980884
>>83980934

>>83995040
I'm sceptical of accusations against poetbro given how I saw him before he showed up here and not been lurking long enough to say anything about nomi worth a damn.
But you can blame me for imoutoanon finding this place if you want, it's notable accusations weren't leveled against him.

>>83995040
Trying not to respond to these ragebait posts, but I'd just like it on the record that I've never been to either of those boards in my life, nor have I 'recruited' anyone since I've been here--haven't even been back to /b/ since I was told about /mcg/--so if someone's out there recruiting using my name, it aint't me.

Will post a nothingburger update later this evening.

>>83995308
>Will post a nothingburger update later this evening.
>>83970774
>Don't imagine I'll be posting near as much from here on, at least for a while, so consider those posts an advance for the next week.

>>83995329
Can you read english above a third grade level?

>>83995337
We don't post in the second person here

>>83995329
Well, considering the first few threads I was here I was making what must be 70 or more posts a thread, I am keeping my word.

Alright, no more replying to bait for me.

>>83995345
Is the afore mentioned most honourable anonymous faggot able to read above a third grade level?

>>83995345
I only post in 4th person perspective with future perfect tense

>>83994617
Who's the guest? One of your younger brothers?

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>>83995349
just shut the fuck altogether
you're not an interesting person beyond your doomed one-sided rapey crush on your imaginary sister

>>83995918
Your mommy doesn't love you

>>83995944
No, that's Poetcuck
He had to make the rest of his family cartoonishy evil and give his sister an unspecified mysterious illness so he could look like the good guy for wanting to rape her
That's some hack writer shit right there

@83995984
>unspecified mysterious illness
>birth control implant screwing with her hormones
No more yous for you

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>83995984
this is some advanced level delusion desu literally not a word you said actually matches anything poetkek has ever said
what happened to you to make you this retarded lmao you do realize all these threads are archived and everyone can comb through and see that none of what you said is true

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Yoga moms putting on a show

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poetsis when her evil rapist faggot cuck brother denies her sex because he isnt sure she is in the right mind to consent (monstrous)

Why is the scizo obsessed with poet now? Is he trying to kill the threads by driving out sibling posters, brosis his next target?

>>83996277
His only goal is to spam, accuse, and lie in the hopes they get fed up and leave. He isnt actually trying to prove anything. Nomi seams to be upset about all the shit spewed about her and isnt posting very much now because of it, so he doesnt need to spam about her now. Poet doesnt give a fuck and almost relishes how pissy the spammer is, so spammer is now full throttle on him trying to break him. If both get bullied off then yeah brosis is prolly his next target. And when /mcg/ dies because the momfuckers never post, he will think he did a good thing.
>>83996241
Lmao, you forgot retarded

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>>83996033
>>83996042
>>83996241
>passive agressive non-reply replies
>samefagging
Hi Poetcuck, how are you?
When people are giving you constructive criticism on your writing take it to heart and internalize it instead of lashing out like a spoiled toddler
You want your writing to improve, not to stagnate

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This shit is killing me lol

Personally after those SIXTEEN FUCKING POSTS OF ABSOLUTE NOTHINGBURGER SPAM last thread I just cannot stand the guy anymore
Brosis and Nomi are supposed to be cute girls and that's why put up with them, but why are we giving the red carpet treatment to some delusional canuck retard?

>>83996438
its an investment anon-kun
we either get to see a beautiful love story unfold from the very beginning or watch as it crashes and burns
interesting either way

>>83995619
A woman I've been online friends with for a long time. She's laying down right now, long flight.
>>83996277
He can try I guess. I like annoying people though so I wouldn't recommend it.

>>83996438
Personally I'm more annoyed by the fact that there is a ratio of 1:5 in terms of for every 1 post poetbruh makes there are 5 posts bitching about how he is a fag or a larper. Just shut the fuck up about it and block his name if you dont want to read his word salad.

>>83996528
You're also a vtuber, the last thing you need is him doxxing you and exposing to your audience how not only do you have a man in your life but you have a kid with him and he's your brother
Phase Connect's Clara just shitcanned for a minor infraction, you could lose custody of your kids if your story got out

some really inadequate posters in here lately
not much left of the old /mcg/

>>83996633
Old /mcg/ slowly bled out over the course of 2024, this is the thread of Theseus now

>>83996528
>>83996614
wtfuq brosis is a vtuber? is that real?

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>>83996597
>why isn't literaly everyone sucking my dick and calling me a cool guy? I have to samefag extra hard to make it look like this retarded story I came up with is going somewhere
Gee I dunno dude maybe it's because you hog the thread all to yourself to end up saying nothing at all? Just a thought
Hapa-chan showed up the other day blazed out of her skull in a chatterbox mood and she managed to be more interesting in 4 posts than you've been in the dozens of posts you've sharted out here, assuming you actually made them and not just told chatgpt/gemini to do your homework for you

legit "everyone who disagrees with me is poetbro is disguise"

>>83996704
>poetbro is disguise
GOOD MORNING SAAR
I VERY TALL AND VERY WIHTE UKRIANNAN, MY SISTER VERY PURE VERY WHITE
SHE SHOW BOBS AND VEGANA ONE DAY, STAY TUNED

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>>83996614
I'm just not very concerned he'll be able to find me I guess.
>>83996668
A small one. The avatar is a lifesaver just for how much time I save by not having to make myself presentable before work.

>>83996723
Poet is blatantly canadian because he does their gay little ou instead of just o in words like favorite

Is brosis the brother or the sister?

>>83996769
That's a british thing too, both countries are flooded with pajeets

>>83996791
>currently has a couple of fetuses inside her
It's a mystery t b h

>>83995105
>Lady of Mystery who prefers to be nameless
Auntfem?

>>83996791
lurk at least one thread before you post newfren
or do you have a relative you're fucking or want to fuck?

>>83997102
Shouldn't she be referred to as momfem by this point? She's been exclusively fucking her son since like late 2023 going off of the archive

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@Poetbro
/Good Evening/

Hello Saars, it's me, the retarded evil rapist faggot cuck indian larper, known to some as Poetcuck or sometimes Poetkek.

Anyhow, don't have much to report, but for anyone who missed my wall of text, TL;DR I took Poetsis out for Valentine's and it unexpectedly escalated to us kissing several times and me admitting how I feel about her. She was receptive in the moment, but I didn't push to take things further, and at my request she has taken a step back to mull over her feelings rather than just go along with it because I want it. Things seem fine--we still talk and see eachother, but haven't yet spoken about that night since the morning after. I was spiraling much of last week but feeling a bit better about things now. Ball is in her court.

Poetsis did get news that she won't be able to get her IUD out until early April, which really sucks, but her Gynecologist gave her a script for Spinoctone or Spiralactone or Spinosaurus or something of that nature which should offset some of the negative side effects in the meanwhile until it's taken out. I'm a bit leery of it, but she's going to give it a try.

Last night we made plans for several "dates" in April & May once Lent is over, including a hell of a road trip to the U.S. to try Raising Cane's because I keep hearing about it. Looking forward to those very much. One day I will take her to New Orleans so she can try Willie's Chicken Shack, as well. Had it on a trip with my cousin in 2018 and it has never left my mind.

Current plan is for her to move in right after Easter. A bit later than she hoped, but there are other circumstances to work around. Not sure where our relationship will be by then.
.
.
.
Don't know what's worse, my being chatty having completely mindbroken a man into seeing my face behind every post and seething about me 24/7, or that he hates me so much that he's taken my very average self-description and built up an Adonis-esque figment in his mind just to cry wolf about.

>>83997181
Very interesting indeed
>>83993450
Just how unemployed are you?

>>83997181
>she won't be able to get her IUD out until early April,
How long would a road trip to the states take for a private procedure?

>>83997181
>completely mindbroken a man into seeing my face behind every post and seething about me 24/7
/mcg/ mind broke him a long time ago, you're just the latest target of his ire

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>>83997195
>Just how unemployed are you?
Do you really need to ask?
This is worse than Nomi showing up at 2am local time

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>>83991125
Any ever have any macrophilia fantasies about your mom/grandma? How do those go for you?

>>83997249
>2am local time
everyone knows nomi is a good girl tucked up in bed by 9 everynight by her brother

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>>83996744
Oh wow, that's a very unexpected reveal. Don't want to doxx you or anything, but are you a gaming sort of Vtuber, or some other sort? Not overly familiar with that scene or the different types, but Poetsis sends me a bunch of memes from one she watches sometimes, Shondo. She liked the sharkgirl at some point, too. Always more of a Senzawa man myself.

>>83997232
It'd take a day to get there, do the procedure, and get back. I would do it at this point, but it's not really in the cards right now, as my truck is severely fucked up and on the verge of falling apart because of frame rust, and her sedan would probably explode with that much driving. Trying to get a new truck ASAP, but even a 20 year old Gen 1 Tundra in decent condition is like $12,500.00. Shits so fucked. Bought my first six years ago for $4500.00. Maybe eloping with Poetsis out of country could be easily explained as a response to how bad the economy is.

>>83996241
Laughed btw

>>83995984
>He had to make the rest of his family cartoonishy evil
I know this is bait, but I can't remember what exactly I said about the less-tolerable members of my family. Did I actually describe them as evil? I mald about them often enough, but they are my family and I love them in spite of a great many qualms I may have. I must have been in a hell of a mood if I painted that bad of a picture of them.

>>83997313
>Maybe eloping with Poetsis out of country could be easily explained as a response to how bad the economy is.
This is something to seriously consider.

>I can't remember what exactly I said about the less-tolerable members of my family
pretty sure you only said the dynamic between the three was toxic

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>>83997313
When are you gonna turn her into GrowItSis?

>>83997181
inspect element is a beautiful thing

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Young single mothers seducing their only son after finding out that their husband left or died

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Also also for all the act he puts on about being le unflappable badass who doesn't give a fuck he pays attention to every single post about him(the ones not made by himself)
He was operating under the democrat fantasy of canadian healthcare being free&fast, got called a retard for it so now it's a plot device

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>>83996668
She's not exactly shy about it, why do you think she's suspiciously wealthy while being a single mom who works from home and keeping strange hours? Simpbucks
It's also why she's nice(pretends to be) to everyone, it's literally in the vtuber work manual
She's less Hololive and more Projekt Melody but she should still be careful, vtuber fans are fucking psychos who will stalk you to the ends to the earth in order to call you a slut and then give you five dollars

>>83997494
go more primitive
Girl marries at young at puberty (<13?) as was traditional husband dies, eldest son takes on the man of the family role to support her and his siblings, she rewards him as a good wife should and transfers all her needs and desires onto him. The family carries on and happily grows bigger each year. His siblings and sibkids together as a big unit.

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>>83997494
More like young single mothers becoming emotionally enmeshed with their son leading to the son taking what's his

>>83997195
I mean very, last year of uni rn lol trying to enjoy my last year of not being a wagecuck

Okay so after examining for a while I have found what causes momcest
>father must be dead or left them
>mother and son must be within 25 years of age (20 is most ideal)
>mother must be somewhat absent or not good at establishing parental values and treats son as a boy/man instead of a son
>son being a chadlite (probably optional but helps)

>>83997989
Are you saying all four of these things need to be true, or just one at least? Because
>>mother must be somewhat absent or not good at establishing parental values and treats son as a boy/man instead of a son
Doesn't fit at all with Felix and his mom

>>83998193
Did you forget to read Felix's initial posts in the thread before he got his name?

>>83998223
She was the opposite of absent. He went out of his way to spend all of his time with her. He spent his teenage years playing board games with her while other kids went out partying

>>83998236
Yes, she was an active doting mother. However I don't think letting her son massage and lick her ass is normal mother son boundaries

>>83998251
>lick her ass
He said she was asleep when he did that
>massage
American prude attitudes have no bearing on this

>>83991125
Mommy wears sweaters for CHADSON

>>83998193
Only the first 2 have to be absolute
The other 2 requirements are optional

>>83998261
What are the boundaries in a normal mother son relationship then? Is touching anywhere allowed? Is kissing allowed?

>>83999184
Of course kissing is very normal
kissing her cervix with your tip that is

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>>83997417
>This is something to seriously consider
Ways to go yet till we are at that point, if ever, but doesn't sound like too bad an idea.
>pretty sure you only said the dynamic between the three was toxic
Yeah that sounds a bit more in line with something I'd say.

>>83997581
>She's less Hololive and more Projekt Melody
Even more unexpected. Would not have guessed that, but then again, that's not really where my mind tends to go on these matters. I saw someone mention she worked from home in some sort of computer job and just assumed some form of IT haha. I guess we really do have all sorts here.
Never saw much of Melody, but the science club memes were funny.

>>83997422
I mean she could do with an extra 20 pounds for her own sake just to be at a more healthy weight.
That is a horrifying image, though.

>>83997424
Is that supposed to say incest element? What does this mean?

>>83991126
>>83995031
Gothmom anon here. I saw in the last thread that a janny deleted a bunch of my pasta or something? Can someone fill me in? Been out of the loop for a while.

>>83999356
>can someone fill me in?
If you remember a couple years back when you were more active, the thread occasionally had problems with jannies deleting posts they didn't like and getting people banned. That still happens on occasion. Most recently Winemom anon has been getting Jannied in the past few threads he has posted in. Someone said some of your posts got deleted too. I don't see any of your posts missing on the archive though, and you're still able to post, so I think you're in the clear.

>>83999356
hey goth anon, how often are you fucking gothmom nowadays?

>>83997181
spironolactone iirc is primarily a potassium sparing diuretic that happens to have hormonal side effects. among /lgbt/ mtfs it has a reputation as being the least effective anti androgen with the worst side effects.
beyond whatever effects it might have on her fluid metabolism, watch her for brain fog. "spiro fog" some people call it.
I don't know much about how spiro affects women's hormones but I know that it's one of those drugs that is overprescribed. it stinks of the kind of thing that your doctor might give you just to get you out of their office. kind of a first line thing that insurance allows a doctor to throw at anyone, no way it'd be precisely the right tool for the job. I assume this is to deal with a hormonal IUD being weird but if it's non hormonal or mostly physical discomfort then it'd probably be a bad idea.
either way might be worth considering if just toughing it out would be better if you can't find a way to get it out sooner. or finding something herbal from traditional chinese medicine or the like, that kind of thing wouldn't give you such side effects.
when she does get it taken out, I read once that you can ask for an "atraumatic speculum(?)" that is rounded and doesn't hurt. somehow isn't the default. at least that's the tool they use for putting it in, not sure about taking it out.
note that any type of hormonal birth control can and will affect how a woman feels about guys so I pray for a speedy removal
do your own research though

>>83997313
Variety I guess. I do games but I do a lot of other stuff too like karaoke. I've done powerpoint presentations on them before too since that used to be part of my job.
>Shondo
Oh yeah I know some people into her. I like Nerissa personally.
>really into a specific lady's covers of citypop
>been listening for years
>link one to a friend a couple years ago and find out she's Nerissa now
>>83997581
A lot of my money comes from other stuff.
>>83999260
>just assumed some form of IT
That's the backup plan I guess. I did IT for most of my adult life

>>84000812
>find out she's Nerissa now
Baring in mind I know almost zilch about streamers other than what I learn indirectly but in case I misread are you saying that you found out an old friend is actually this nerissa character?

>>84000865
>Baring
*bearing

>>83997255
God damnn, is there a full set of this?

How fucking hot is this >>>/gif/30295581 ?

>>84001419
seek psyciatric help

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>/mcg/ is six degrees of separation away from Fuwamoco

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Wonder how mine anon is doing

>>83994530
Why do you post this ugly whore?

>>84001935
I don't understand how someone can be this much of a cocksucking faggot. She's objectively an 8/10 by any metric.

>>84002023
Oh, you're a comedien?

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>>84001619
It'll be 0 degrees eventually

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Which son are you?

it's the same son

In the dream I had, I initiated sex with my mom by biting and licking her nipples, so I guess that will be the plan when I eventually do it in real life.

>>84000865
No, I found out I had already been listening to her music for years before she started vtubing

>>83999811
Pretty often. Once a week or so if schedules let us. Some times we are just too busy. When we first started up again, things were a little awkward but now it just feels natural and we have no hesitation compared to a couple years ago. There hasn't been any drama or big revelations. Just happily fucking.

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>do the dishes
>mom walks in and say "Thank you son. You're the best. I love you."
>hugs me
What did she mean by this?

>>84003037
you're the man of the house now

>>84003037
>What did she mean by this?
You got sonzoned.

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My fellow /mcg/ericans, I come before you today to say the state of Mother-Son unions is STRONGER THAN EVER.

>>83997581
Why do you have multiple vtuber webms saved?

Sisterbump

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I like to lurk these threads from time to time, though I don't want to fuck my mother
I'd be into roleplay with a busty milf

so this is the power of /mcg/ when the sibcest posters are busy... sugoii...

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>>84005216
It used to be that if the thread is dead it just dies and we hope for a better week. Now it stays up all the time and gets filled with spam and nothingburgers.

>>84005282
simpler, better times

>>84005282
It used the be that /r9k/ threads weren't able to last 3+ hours without a bump, times changed.

>>84005282
i dont get why you'd rather have no thread than a thread with at least something going on

What site has the best mom videos? Ive always been an xnxx or xhamster believer. wanted to know if anons had better ideas

>>84005728
Tabootube.xxx

>>83997989
If the son is attractive enough here's what causes momcest
>flirt with mom
>end up fucking

>>83999356
I didn't really see any of your posts get deleted. Something that I've been wonder about is in one your older posts you mentioned how there was a weekend that your mom said that was the last time that your would have sex so you spent the entire weekend fucking. You said that the next weekend you ending up having sex again though. Can you go more into detail about these weekends?

>>83991125
I wanna know how Improve anon's mom reacted to her Valentine's gift.

>>83999260
>Ways to go yet till we are at that point, if ever, but doesn't sound like too bad an idea.
I meant more the social collapse angle

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The UK keeps losing
https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/incest-porn-semen-defaced-images-new-laws

>>84007695
How is this meant to be realisable? You would need almost complete surveilance which opens the system up to complete comprommisation.

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My younger sister has a pretty face and huge tits. You can't usually tell with the shirts and jackets she wears but I've seen her bras in the laundry and they're colossal. I've seen part of her generous boob flesh whenever she wears shirts with some cleavage and bends down in front of me. I want to fuck her badly. But the age gap between us is so big it has me thinking it'd be like pic rel if it could even happen (she's solidly legal age, for the record).

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Since dating is declining do you think gen z mothers will just get knocked up so they can groom their son into being a husband or not?

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>>84007752
>You would need almost complete surveilance
That's what they're going for anyway. The end goal is every website having your real identity and every OS (or piece of hardware if they have to go that far) being backdoored or otherwise able to identify you. The point isn't to enforce it on everybody, it's to have yet another avenue to always have something on somebody that they want gone. Probably also virtue signaling since the grooming gangs are back in the news. "See, we hate sex abuse, we're banning incest porn". Coincidentally, it's funny and TOTALLY ORGANIC how every time those muslim rape gangs come up, Bonnie Blue ends up in the news for being a whore again. Can't ban cousinfucking though because the muslims do that a lot and incest is okay when it's a bunch of retarded brown wifebeating pedophiles doing it. Can't marry your brother, though. At least not if you're a civilized race. If you're a 65 IQ Somali you can marry him and get a political position for it. Just slightly bitter about it all this morning

>>84008153
Brosis I love you, if you weren't a taken woman I'd have to question myself, but all I can wish is that your current pregnancy goes swimmingly.

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>>84007695
i hate this fucking place. but realistically is anyone going to get nicked for this? or is it an empty threat like the tv licence? i don't wanna delete my hentai and roleplay vids but would rather not play with fire...

>>84008780
Encrypt your drives and hide them? Or is that potentially worse because they'd finger you for actual crimes?

>>84008780
>Mommy Nigela
noice

>>84008780
Probably depends on how UK politics shake out over the next decade

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I want to go back to the days of mom making me Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff sandwiches

>>84006403
That was a couple of years ago so my memory on what was said is a bit fuzzy. Mom wanted to call it off again so I could be, in her words, normal. Find a gf and settle. We would not talk about it again and just put it behind us and live a regular life. She said it was the last time and things would stop. I asked her to keep an open mind. We fucked, I said it is still the weekend so I can still keep going. I cannot remember how many times we did it.

The weekend after I got her alone and we had a mini argument because she said enough was enough and I need to stop pushing. I told her what happened has happened. There is no changing it and I do not want to either. That we were both adults and we can make those choices. She was still guilty because she felt she was the once who corrupted me so young (which I guess is 100% true haha). I told her that sure I was young but I could have hated her now, or held it against her but me as an adult was choosing to pursue this. That there was obviously something between us and always would be. We started fucking kind of like a couple that made up after an argument. I guess from then the floodgate was opened and everything followed from there.

Bullying mom since she stopped going to the gym and and gained few kilos

Just pushed her on the bed and started groping her for a minute, forgot how good she feels... perhaps I was into momcest for a good reason

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>>84011735
>Bullying mom since she stopped going to the gym and and gained few kilos
No Bully! Thicc mommy is best mommy

>>83997989
>>84006387
>chadlite 20s son + mid 40s mom = sex
sweet summer child...
>>84011759
nah senpai she is already thick in all the right places, more weight will just make her fat.

>>84011773
>>chadlite 20s son + mid 40s mom = sex
>sweet summer child...
If the mom is single and sex isn't happening, the chadlite isn't trying hard enough

>>84011832
Mom is single and I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it the sonzone is final.

Oh well at least I can grope her whenever I want

>>84011867
>sonzone
>can grope her whenever I want
Hmmm..

>>84011930
Nothing weird about being lil playful with your son. Still a far cry from him being inside you.

>>84002608
>it's the same son
Being switch is the authentic momcest experience

this >>84011778
if you want to be an evil edgelord you are better off pushing tranny nigger communism to destroy western civilization

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>>84005446
the vast majority of threads on /r9k/ is just the brainfart of some troon or frogposter that gets 3 replies then dies, that's basically what 90% of this place is

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>>84011949
>still a far cry from him being inside you

>ok you can grope me but that's it
>ok fine I'll give you a handjob but just this once
>continued escalation...
>ok you can get me pregnant but only one time

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Mommy is feeling playful !

>>84008405
I appreciate the thought, though I think if I weren't taken by him I'd just stay single. I can be a pretty big nuisance when I want to be, too, so I think I'd eventually drive most people away.

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Started looking at milf escorts again
There's some nice candidates, one even specializes in fetishes and lists mother/stepmother as one of her services so maybe it's time for a visit

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Were they the best couple?

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Or were they the best?

>>84012724
>Dr. CHADSON wines and dines mommy
This one is best

>>84012645
>Started looking at milf escorts again
Give your mom another attempt. Break out the sex dice again

>>84007695
I wonder if this would apply to regular media too. Would tv shows with incest get banned? Video games? Books?

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Stoic bros...

>>84007982
Who is that in there

>>84011867
>I tried so hard

but what do you tried with her? I really want to know

>>83993450
>reply to one of these threads once
>my reply is now forever enshrined in KEKSPAMMERPSA even though i'm a totally different person
top kek anon schizo confirmed

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quiet comfy nights with mommy

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>>84014606
Yu Tano

>>83993450
I can't tell if this is a dumbass who can't realize they're giving the "cuckspammer" more attention, or just this "cuckspammer" themselves

Brianna Beach must be the cutest mommy actress

Also I like her feet though I'm not into feet

>>84016104
It's the same guy posting that weird lineage tree cringe.

The archives are a curious place, the truth hard to distinguish from the convenient lie

@Nomi
Hi there! How are things going?

>>84012041
No it isn't. the hack literally told us who makes the threads here

>>84017266
Which hack? who makes the threads?

>>84011759
I really can't get over how well mommies wear their extra weight most of the time.

Drool worthy.

>>84007695
God... I really hope that some bong general or a high ranking glowie just starts a popular revolt or just straight up coup the current government. Christ no wonder why some of the classic dystopian books take place in the UK.

>>84018501
>Christ no wonder why some of the classic dystopian books take place in the UK.
Orwell and Huxley were soft disclosure

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Not the previous guy but I have questions over what I found in the archive concerning the nomi_raring case.
I appreciate any criticism and highlighting of flaws.

>>84019088
>concerning the nomi_raring case
No one fucking cares.

>>84019153
That's okay, you don't need to care about it.

>>84019088
you guys who stalk people who post in continuity threads on anonymous image boards are deeply weird
>>84019153
this is 100% correct.

>>84017376
Last year's 4chan hack showed Israeli IPs as the most common posters

>>84012720
Name of that one?

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Sex. With Mothers.

>>84019637
the epstein list revealed a lot of yurifaggot posting,
suddenly all those bans for calling out yuriniggers make sense

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>>84014562
>procreating with one's mother to beget "glorious" children, thus comforting her
It certainly would cheer her up, maybe they were onto something

>>83993450
This gets posted:
>yaaaaaas queen slay, get to the bottom of this and solve the case

>>84019088
This gets posted:
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS ISN'T FAIR AND NOBODY CARES YOU FUCKING CHUD JANNY DO SOMETHING

Be less transparent, "Nomi"

>>83994530
Tanuki suit belle delphine

>>84019088
I gave this a read and theres not a whole lot of substance here? The whole neetbux/batin post could very well be nomi herself just forgetting to remove her name and posting in another thread, and while certainly embarassing, girls can in fact masturbate without having a penis. Nomi seems like the type who would want neetbux, at any rate.
Then the infamous self encouragement post "how is your brother not in love with you" etc.. Again, very embarassing, but from the perspective of a deeply hurting girl, she may have made the post hoping to incite some other anons to make similar posts to help cheer her up and forgot to change her name? Ive done some similar engagement bait before in threads ive made to drum up attention. Cringe and stupid, sure, but it doesnt immediately scream larp 100%, just maybe desperate for attention, which makes sense since she is a woman (allegedly).
Im playing devils advocate, but I dont really see the case for her being a troon or that any of these posts out her as a larper without doubt. All those posts screaming that just always sound like autistic rage because they dont like her. Plus, a few threads back we saw the cuckspammer or spammer or whoever very poorly impersonate like 3 or 4 namefags to try and sway people to his side, so we cant even say with certainty that these are nomi posts when that sort of behaviour has been noted.
I dont personally care about whos who or whats what. I think its probably the case that everyone in here is larping, i just like reading it all. Brosis is the only one id be tempted to believe since shes been here for so long. But from the perspective of buying into all of this, none of the nomi evidence seems all that compelling. I dont get the hyperfocussing on the times she is posting, either. Since when is it abnormal for a person to stay up late to 2 or 3 in the morning? Especially a teen.
I just want this gay drama to end. Who gives a fuck about any of this. Just ignore posts you dont like.

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>>84015871
Loud raucous nights with mommy

>wall o' text grasping at straws
Or you could just retire the Nomi character, it was already played out anyway

>>84022194
Why sage the thread tho?

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>>83994809
>10-15%
Does this percentage include Billie Eilish and her bro?

>>84021584
>The whole neetbux/batin post could very well be nomi herself just forgetting to remove her name and posting in another thread
anon that is the weirdest part of all, look at the timestamps only ten ours previously nomi_raring was used to post about being on a train waiting to meet up with her brother, in that context it makes almost zero sense, she said she was sick and had been bumming around train stations for days, she would almost certainly have been sleeping. It then takes another 26 and a half more hours for her to show up again to assuage concern for her welfare which is uncharacteristic of the nomi we know.

If it is not all fraud it implies a few possibilities:
That some anon had that name loaded in the namefield thus had previously been posting as nomi_raring on some board not swept by desu or archived searches which isn't unbelievable just unlikely
That this baitin anon had specifically typed nomi_raring in the namefield to make that post before subsequently deleting it.
Or more bizarrely that someone borrowed her phone to post on /r9k/?
Or most optimistically that at least one of the posts made in the previous /mcg/ was not made by nomi herself because they wanted to larp as her and forgot to remove the name when they posted the next day.

Something ain't right here.

>>84023388
*I don't particularly want to draw these conclusions because cuckspammer can go die in a pit of boiling acid, but I don't know how else to interpret what's there.

>>84023060
oh absolutely. what i'd give to be a fly on the wall when the 2 of them are alone in the studio late at night after a long session.

does anybody remember the false alarm in Hawaii where a anon and his sister decide to have sex thinking that they were going to die

>>84023628
Yep, got it saved somewhere, no idea where, but some jap made it into a hentai

>>84023388
My personal theory is that BPD-chan is Nomi and she either embellished her relationship when she first showed up as BPD-chan or fabricated a story based on her real experiences for Nomi. Their initial post, backstory, and mannerisms are very similar imo
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81292903/#81321851
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81368577/#81421193

>>84023726
I haven't read those yet, however I've found nomi quite a genuinely endearing little chatterbox, I would be sad to not see her here any more, I'm just seeking a little clarification and honesty because she's only hurting herself otherwise.

>>83991126
>@Autismom
Nothing too much to share, I made steak for dinner and really enjoyed myself, but all I'm doing is "checking in" to the thread.

>>84024302
>all I'm doing is "checking in" to the thread.
It's much appreciated

>>84024302
like checking in to a mental asylum

>>84024336
I like to imagine it more as a Motel 6 next to the mental hospital.

>>84024348
Some days the motel other days the ward
Big signs with "Do not feed" everywhere.

>>84024336
I suppose I do deserve to be in one, considering I'm letting people in the thread know I'm here so they can ask questions so they can mastubate.

>>84012403
Brosis how open are you around your daughter with daddy-uncle.

>>84024454
I can't speak for others but I don't find these threads particularly erotic, but then I'm not into momcest outside of specific contexts.

>>84024454
I'm here for the psychology and relationship logistics of it desu

>>84023726
Reading through some of her posts I'm immediately seeing a lot of similarities and a sense of familiarity in her mannerisms.

But what I really feel is just how much she loves her brother.
I don't know how much she has divulged that is technically true but I think as you've said she's describing something broader that may be her lived reality.


Nomi/BPD-chan, the rest of it doesn't matter compared to your love for your brother. We will embrace all sides of you here. If you want to talk about how you feel about him then go ahead.

>>84023400
Of course you do, "Nomi"
>>84020921

>>84025445
bro who do you think you are quoting?

How long does it take you to get fully erect while masturbating and thinking about your mom naked? Me: 38 seconds.

god this thread is so full of fucking faggots its unreal
nomis gone and you stupid fucks are still wasting dozens of hours and posts "debunking her"
you are so mindraped its unreal, just shut the fuck up and post on topic rather than playing tranny sherlock
how retarded do you have to be to let someones 4chan shitposting get under your skin this badly its so fucking embarassing to watch

>>84025823
She'll still lurk, you can't break the thread addiction that easily, if she wants to talk about her brother again she's free to.

>>84025823
Blow it out your ass, Nomi
You flew too close to the sun

Nomi, post away and you can just ignore this cuckspamer bullshit "debate ". Please just fuck them and continue posting. I'm getting really tired of this idiocy ruining the general .

>>84025823
I can't comprehend how mentally ill people must be to collate information (assuming it's not edited in any way) on some namefag. We might be on 4chan but get something better to do man

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>>84023407
Are TayTay and her brother in on it too?

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"Oblivious" female relatives are my fav genre.

/mcg/ needs some harmony
>>>/v/733936593

>>84011658
>That there was obviously something between us and always would be. We started fucking kind of like a couple that made up after an argument.
Hot. Make up sex is the best sex

>>84007695
It's ok guys, it's only a ban on simulated incest. Making a sex tape with your cousin is still legal

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>friend on a plane home
>toddler fed and playing with her blocks happy as can be
>radio/mp3 player is playing Maroon 5
>kitty cat mug full of hot tea
Thinking it's time to replay Duke Nukem 3D again
>>84024473
I'm really not. We'll cuddle on the couch around her but that's about it. And honestly that's not anything we didn't already do before we were sleeping together. We used to hang out all the time, years and years ago. We watched most of Breaking Bad together as it was airing, in my old apartment, cuddling on the couch.
>>84027307
God that takes me back

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>>84029342
Starting off the weekend right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxaLGbTDcdQ

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>eggs were gonna expire in 3 days
>mom decided to boil the rest of them
Poetbruh this one's for you

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>>84029677
Yep. Played this game probably a million times. Perfect for listening to podcasts in the background. Would be nicer with my brother here, so we could end the night by putting a movie on and then ignoring it while we fuck. Though considering we had sex 3 or 4 times a day when I got to stay with him for a week a few years back, we'd probably never get anything done.

>>84029342
Has your daughter ever tried to call your brother Dada?

>>84031401
No. I wish she could. She calls him unga. Uncle is a bit tough for toddlers. I'm mama to her.

hey fellas where are the other incest threads usually located

>>84031705
/gif/, /trash/, /aco/, /b/, imouto threads on /a/, coffin threads on the video game boards, sometimes there's one off threads on /tv/, /lit/, /sci//, etc
What kind of incest thread are you looking for?

>>84031705
If you're looking for one with more substantial discussion and activity, I've got some bad news

>>84031764
Discussion, my own experience with my nephew, there was one in >>>/b/ but that has zero traffic and was made solely for a different reason

>>84031867
Is your experience ongoing? You could try /gif/ or /trash/. if they aren't active enough either then check back here every week and hope it'll be an active one. If you tell your story at the beginning of a week you should get the activity you want.

>>84031867
>Discussion, my own experience with my nephew, there was one in >>>/b/ but that has zero traffic and was made solely for a different reason
Oh, you're the one who devoured her nephew
/b/ is mostly fun posting unless the right people are on.

>>84032690
>Oh, you're the one who devoured her nephew
what

>>84032873
I assumed you were the one who posted in the /b/ incest thread yesterday (b/thread/946400106) but it seems not

>>84032916
I'm not who you replied to, I want context

>>84031764
>/gif/,
the same 100 motherfucking porn vids, a litle discussion, and then some cuck's fantasy, maybe a little actual debate but they die after 2-3 days
>/trash/,
I can't get past the furry futa sister rape
>/aco/,
dead
> /b/,
the various incest and secret treads are fun but uncontrolled havoc and larps,
> imouto threads on /a/,
hug your sister post results, brocon and siscon skulking ground, old anime or manga debates, oreimo vs yosuga o sora, danchigai, moaning about tokyo law and the lack of good new content, In Hank we trust
mother threads about the two hit combo anime
>coffin threads on the video game boards,
bluecat worship, ashley posting, debates about stealth installing linux on their sister's laptop, beware the divide between the fanbase and the game mods, delphic headquarters
>sometimes there's one off threads on /tv/, /lit/, /sci//, etc
>/tv/
?
>/lit/
book recs, that guy who talks about agnes nin seducing her dad, debate about publishing and old books puls the usual religious debate and talks about myths
>/sci/
maybe twice a year but it's coached as a thread about inbreeding/outbreeding or incest avoidance psychology discourse, the current one is hanging on the board because of arguments over genocide
>/his/
occasional threads debating historical practice like egypt census, peru, bali, ireland, general mythology with a lot of discussion for social effects

>>84033026
>/h/ blood related siblings and Momcest
Mostly hentai talk really.

>>84033026
>/h/
used to have a general but momcest splintered off as a containment for crazy posting worse than here
now you have persistent siblingcest thread with an ashley OP, and rare father-daughter threads, mostly deals with hentai very rare to see more than cursory mention of IRL but it does happen
trying to post anything with family oyakodon, niece, nephew, cousins is tricky because of the fragmentation and autism but momcest doesn't have a problem with aunts
>/adv/
desperate calls for help
>/co/
don't really use it but a bit wild, gravity falls, loudhouse, and other incesty shipping fuel

I think /bant/ and /pol/ have rare threads, /int/ does too but stealth

>>84033049
yeah, but sometimes there's a good debate about laws or art and bypassing region blocks

>>84033026
/tv/ stealth threads are some of the best

@Poetbro
Hi there, dude! How are things going?

>>84029342
>>toddler fed and playing with her blocks happy as can be
my sister (no it's not like that) had a kid back in april/may I think and he's slowly reaching the toddler stage from what I can unpick.
soon he'll be zooming around

I was trying to think of something to send her for his birthday but can't decide anything yet, wooden blocks might not be too bad an idea

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>>83991125
Get a Latina milf in a LDR to solve your mommy needs

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>>84034668
Like look how easy it is to get someone to show you her tits and she is a soft fatty mommy with huge ones

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>>84034676
Typical story where they have fucked over by an ex husband or baby daddy and now they crave attention from younger men

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>>84034684
You always find that they love being love bombed and then love being talked dirty too. This one you only need to google translate everything you need to get her horny

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>>84034694
She talks about how she wants to take care of me, massage me, kiss me. Mommy big tits is so sexy

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>>83999838
Appreciate the information--genuinely. Passed it along to her. I've done my own research and she isn't 100% on it, but she still wants to give it a go with the intention of dropping it at the first sign of any strange side effects. She's had a bit of a flu this week, so she's just waiting to fully get over it before she starts on it. She's been feeling fine since Friday, but has to finish her course of antibiotics.

>>84029342
Cute picture.
>Duke Nukem 3D
Based. Haven't played that one in ages. Big on replaying games a million times, though. About time I replayed Shadow of Chernobyl.
>>84031529
Awe, that's cute. I remember when my baby sister used to call me 'Nan nan' because she couldn't pronounce my name. I still don't understand how she got that from my name, but it was adorable. I'd give a trillion dollars to anyone who could figure out my name from that.

>>84030236
Incredible. Needs more eggs. Many more eggs.
I miss my daily eggs.

>>84033527
Not much to report. Work's been ramping up steadily, so I'm busy most of the day and tired most of the evening, and this lent fast has me in bed by 11:30. No food for 10 days so far. Wild. Feel fine, though. Lots of water, some sea salt, and a regiment of vitamins and minerals to keep me level.

Mentioned above, but Poetsis has had a bit of a flu this week. Been making daily soup and boba tea drop offs to make sure she's getting something into her. Nothing major and doing fine now. She managed to make our usual Thursday JJK visit, but she was still a little iffy, so we just sat around showing eachother funny instagram reels for a half hour afterwards before she went home to go back to bed. She sleeps like 20 hours a day whenever she is sick. I, on the other hand, turn into a dying Victorian-era orphan.

Things still feel fine between us. No less close than we were before, but not much closer, either. Not been the week for developments, though.

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I do have one little anecdote to share.

Last night I got invited out to a boomer bar to watch a friend's parent's friend's cover band perform. Not usually my thing but hadn't seen the friend in ages and another good friend was going to be there, so decided to tag along. Mentioned it to Poetsis and she texted back "thanks for the invite :(". That's just something we say to one another any time any sort of plans are mentioned that don't involve the other, but I thought it would be more fun if she was there so I just said fuck it and wound up bringing her with me since she was feeling better by that point.

Actually wound up being a lot of fun. I expected the band to be a bit excruciating, but they were surprisingly good. A lot of acoustic covers of old rock hits--I'm a boomer at heart, so I was having a grand time with it. They even did a rendition of Creep by Radiohead which was very unexpected but very good. Neither Poetsis nor I drink these days, so we just got to spectate while everyone else got rowdier and rowdier, which was fun in its own right.

Friends thought it was funny I brought my sister, but didn't really think much of it beyond that. The basement at my mom's house, for some ungodly reason, was always the meet up place for us in highschool, so they know her well enough from all the times she came down to hang out with us while we drank Blue Moon and played poker or shot the shit. She held my hand on her lap under the table most of the night, which was nice.

The friend who invited me tried to start drunkenly flirting with Poetsis near the end of the night, but our other friend in attendance smacked him on the back of the head and called him a "retarded faggot", so I let it go. Not the first time he's tried, in any case. Then he spent an hour trying to flirt with a girl at the next table over only to get cockblocked by her dad, who was in the band, once the performance was over. All within expectations for him.

Fun night, all in all.

>>84035000
>but has to finish her course of antibiotics
You should give her an immune system boost. I recommend liquid zinc administered orally

>>84035263
The protein suspension kind?

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>>84034127
Blocks are a good start. I'm a hippie weirdo now so I bought really nice ones expensive ones in a bunch of different styles. She also loves these wooden cars if you can find something like them and they were only about $15 Canadian for a set of 8 when I got them. Brand is Janod.
>>84035000
I replay stuff a ton too. Basically have a huge pool of old games I can zone out to (while I listen to stuff) that I used to constantly cycle through. Retro shooters are a big part of that list now because I was stuck with just a crappy laptop for years and they were what I could play.
>we, that's cute. I remember when my baby sister used to call me 'Nan nan' because she couldn't pronounce my name.
She does also try to use our first names since we call each other by those around her. Not going to say what the real names are but we are oog and ee-uh when she decides to use names. I'm not really good at getting emotions across in text but it is genuinely painfully cute, especially when she decides she wants something. You get stuff like
>"oog, wan wavv-uh" in a sad voice when she wants waffles
>"ee-uh, wan ub" when she wants to be held

She's cute now but if she takes after me she's going to be making unintentionally racist comments and climbing trees by this time next year.

>>84035966
>Basically have a huge pool of old games I can zone out to (while I listen to stuff) that I used to constantly cycle through.
Same here. They just don't make 'em like they used to *sips Monster Zero Ultra*
> I was stuck with just a crappy laptop for years and they were what I could play.
Literally my early gaming experience. Playing World at War at 15FPS lowest graphics settings and loving every second. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. taking 15 minutes to load between maps. Probably the reason why graphics are never something I care much about even now that I have consoles and a good PC.
>making unintentionally racist comments and climbing trees by this time next year.
Climbing trees is an essential part of childhood. When me and my siblings were all little we all used to clamber up into this big maple we had in our backyard and scare the life out of our mother, especially in the fall when we'd make big leaf piles below and jump out of the tree into them.
Hopefully the racist comments dont start till after that.

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>>84036387
They sure don't. But I am kind of thankful for the trend of collections, because I now have a huge number of my old rotation all on my Steam Deck. Still have an old Chinese emulation handheld (pic, even the same color scheme) for when I need something portable though. I am too old to care if I look weird playing Castlevania Aria of Sorrow in the pediatrician's waiting room.
>Probably the reason why graphics are never something I care much about even now that I have consoles and a good PC.
I don't care too much beyond what I need for streaming. Most of what I want to play is over 20 years old, since I was pretty much out of modern gaming for like 15 years. It's that and indie games. I have 196 hours in Intravenous 2. But on my laptop I was mostly replaying modded DOOM 1993 (what mods I could actually run at least) and replaying Blood/Duke Nukem 3D. I also played a lot of Rimworld.
>Climbing trees is an essential part of childhood.
I climbed everything. We had a trailer for camping parked by the house once and I climbed onto it to get onto the roof. I just wanted to. No reason why. The racism was innocent, at least. One of my earliest memories is being scolded for looking at a black man, when I was about 3 years old, and asking "Black skin?" because I had never seen one before.

>>84035966
>She's cute now but if she takes after me she's going to be making unintentionally racist comments and climbing trees by this time next year.
Short of a clone this is as close as you can get to finding out what you were like as a child.
For the women in love with their dad I think it must be a very unique experience, they get to find out what he was like as a little boy, a side of him they could never know anything about otherwise.

>>84036591
I've got enough stories and faint memories of myself to know that she's going to be a handful.
>For the women in love with their dad I think it must be a very unique experience, they get to find out what he was like as a little boy
I admit, this is part of the appeal of having a son, as a brotherlover. It feels, deep down, like if I have our son I can somehow heal him by giving our son a good childhood. That kind of makes me wonder if I subconsciously see daughters the same way, as a surrogate me to protect. I do kind of wonder what my brother would be like if circumstances hadn't made him basically my keeper from the start. I wonder if he would have been a little menace too if he wasn't forced to be mature.

>>84036632
Since you've set yourself up as a single mother are you worried how you'll give your children a strong male role model or do you feel satisfied their "uncle" will spend enough time in their lives to engage them?

>>84034668
What does the abbreviation mean?

>>84036844
Long Distance Relationship

>>84036778
Yeah. I worry. I know he'll be around, and I'm sure their other uncles will be, but I worry. I will say that I was always very involved in my nieces' lives, at least until covid, so I would not be surprised if he was the same way. For a very long time I had a lot of time off work in the summer so they would come stay with me for a couple weeks every year.

>>84036880
>nieces
Your bro's other daughters? So there's a sizable age gap between his children or are they your nieces from other siblings?

>>84036919
They are both his kids. There's around a ten year gap between his kids with her (they are not twins, it's just 10ish years for both) and our daughter. Similar age gap to the one between me and the older of my younger half-brothers.
...I guess my older brother kind of turned into mom too, in his way. Both had kids with two different people, with similar age gaps between the sets of kids.

>>84036844
Lana Del Rey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBakG7KtVZE

>>84036945
>here's around a ten year gap between his kids with her (they are not twins, it's just 10ish years for both) and our daughter
You really suffered for quite a while huh, did your maternal clock kick you into action to get your own before you got too old?
At least the age gap makes it harder to expose your deed.

>>84033154
What threads are those? GoT or back to the future or weirder stuff?

>>84037352
I started really feeling the maternal urges about ten years ago, in my mid-20s. It got to be agonizing at times.

>>84037600
That's a hard position to be in. How satisfied were you when you saw your first ultrasound?

>>84029342
>facehuggerley

>>84035000
>I'd give a trillion dollars to anyone who could figure out my name from that.
anatoli?

>>84035966
>oog and ee-uh
cute, so your brother is...Eeyore?

>get ee-uh on in the oog

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I love Brosis and her long running feud with Ilhan Omar
Don't mind me, I'm just passing by, high as a kite and enjoying some wrasslin'

>>84038352
Is AJ Styles your favorite wrestler?

>>83994995
That's crazy. Good luck Anon. Tell me you saved the video. What does she look like?

>>83996228
Bro's trying to bait anonymous-anon

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>>83991125
>take a sexually frustrated mom
>touch and kiss her on erogenous zones like nothing's wrong
>grabbing by the small of the back
>kissing the neck
>kissing behind the ear
>letting your hands fall down her back as you hug and kiss her
>all the while cuddling with her
>don't do anything, just let it build
>let her take out her frustrations at night
>???
>profit

>>84037840
Not as relieved as I'll be when I see the second one. That's generally the safe point
>>84038246
He's oog.
>>84038352
Incest being acceptable is wasted on Somalians. Look at the European and Asian countries where it's legal. Do they have 60 IQ lighbulbheads running around all over the place like some kind of horror movie monster? Nope. You just have Serge Gainsbourg recording an incredibly sexual song with his teenage daughter Charlotte

>>84037474
>best actress
>favorite scene
>share your kino
>adult industry discussions
Sometimes leads to convos about this or are started on that premise. Some threads are allowed, some are not. It's not that common so you have to be active but the threads can be good and quite funny, /tv/ is a big active board.

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Back in the late 90s early 00s my best friends mom looked a lot like Karla James does now. When I tell you I was obsessed with her I mean I was fucking obsessed. Every masturbatory session was focused on different fantasys and scenarios of her. I would go over to his house just for the chance of seeing her. Once she took us to the lake to swim and she wore a two piece swimsuit. I was so damn hard the entire time I couldnt get out of the water. And another time I snuck into her room to get into her bra cabinet. It was heaven.

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Mommy wants a goodnight kiss!

>>84040542
>Not as relieved as I'll be when I see the second one. That's generally the safe point
How many weeks in is that usually?
>He's oog.
So you are Eeyore...
>brosis pregnancy part 2: electric oogaloo

>>84040675
Those kinds of women should be put in charge of young boys' virginities

>>84038352
>>84038352
Is it wrong if I imagine grabbing Linda Sarsour by her ankles and smashing her into Ilhan Omar, and vice versa?!

>>84039343
Nah, he's too busy to try and fuck his mom again

So where does this new british law fit on written erotica?

>>84042278
Written incest isn't banned. To do that they'd have to ban the main books of most religions, and they're not gonna poke that bear

>>84042690
So ao3 is in the clear. Are we running this thread for the next week?

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>>84044012
Nah, I'll make a new one

>>84044012
>Are we running this thread for the next week?
The fact that this thread was at the very bottom of page 10 should've answered your question for you

>>84044018
sorry, am a big retard