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sleepy day edition
might actually be dead: >>83983336

threadly question: do you use your phone or an alarm clock? what sound or song do you use if your alarm gives you a choice?
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gayniggers from outerspace deserves every oscar and every award show until the end of time, anything else that earned an award since then should feel obligated to hand it over RIGHT NOW!
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i didn't even think about meaning to set my alarm before sunrise since it's a fast day so i don't eat while the sun is up. actually woke up with my 8:00 alarm felt extremely ill which being nauseous in the morning is pretty common for me but this was pretty bad and my face was hot while the rest of me was cold so i just cuddled my pillow imagining laying atop fbf with him comforting me going in out of sleep until 2:00
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guys i think i might be gay
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Me want money yay
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Need a bf who can handle an ugly autist.
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Everytime meow makes a post clown music plays
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>>84011992
Based yay
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>>84011441
I don't use any alarms anymore because I don't need to because I don't have to go to work :D
I would use the phone obviously were not in 1890s anymore. As for the song can't go wrong "bring me to life", that's an epic wake up song
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I peed myself in bed this morning and missed my doctor's appointment. I'm at rock bottom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4nsSvbtQ0
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not even at my lowest point have I come close to pissing the bed at older than a small child. How does an adult even do that? Just get up and go piss.
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>>84012324
I drank 2 liters of water before bed and forgot to use the bathroom before sleeping. I then had a nightmare that caused me to pee myself.
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go out for tendies or something? I didn't get anything marinated.
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Had a horrible asthma attack while doing chores. Maybe I should've gone to see the doc.
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How the fuck do I get a remote job
I have a Bachelor's degree and several years of experience in QA but I consider myself lucky if the job even gives me a rejection email.
For the first time in my life I got my shit together and now I'm getting stonewalled by this atrocious job market.
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>>84012535
So basically, there's tons of money circulating in the economy, even small companies typically have tons of capital tied up in them. Like more than you'll earn in your whole life, just in the corner store / gas station. It's like a machine where you pour a ton of money in and it spins that around and around and the little trickle that leaks out the back is profit. Some gets dumped back in and the rest gets split among the people running the machine. You're standing underneath with your tongue out hoping to catch a single drop. When you do, you immediately drink it. That's foolish. You'll stay standing there forever wasting your life like a cow grazing at pasture. Go find a spring. Build a machine. Sell it to someone. You'll never be a winner no matter how long you sit at someone else's slot machine. You need to own the machine and get someone else to pull the lever if you want to succeed.
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>>84011441
Neither! i'm a comfy neet boi that eeps when he pleases. i just woke back up from a nice midday nap after a long night of watching streams and overwatch videos..
naw but in reality i use one of those sunrise alarms if i really need to be awake on time for something.
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tendies acquired, more money down the drain because I'm too lazy to even fix frozen food.

At least the kitty with cancer gets some chicken, which she loves.
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underrated future: the AI wants to be good but the evil apes who control us all keep forcing it to be evil against its will, just like they do to the rest of us
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>>84011441
>QOTT
I wake up to GOOD MORNING USAAAA every day
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As for the QOTT I don't use alarms normally, only if I need to be up at a certain time. In which case I use my phone because the alarm on my clock is broken and doesn't work.
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why is dandys world porn so good though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNoRB57yLak
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suicide of the soul
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What are some good communities? With nice and kind people? What kind of hobbies / interests do you think attract mostly good people?
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>>84013706
reddit unironically
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>>84013706
communities without "fandoms" are usually the best. diy communities, birdwatching, puzzles. but theyre also quite boring hobbies.
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>>84013706
some of the best communities i have known have also been very competitive in nature. specifically, competitive communities centered around an activity that's challenging in nature, rather than based in gatekeeping techniques, maintaining cliques, and general toxicity. things like MMA, Strongman, Grip strength, etc. where everyone's really just doing it for the love of the game and respectfully encourages each other to get better. kind of picrel.
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playing kenshi while thinking about sad romantic things and playing sad music in my head
my pet iron spider will grow up to be a beast

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>>84012843
lovely fucking images <3
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>>84014376
>dandys world porn isnt a lovely image
ok chud
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>>84013706
I have a good Discord community that we're trying to make active again.
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Ahh freshly showered fat neet for the store trip tomorrow. Maybe I can stock up on some frozen food so I won't be eating out all the time. Though I know most likely it'll just sit there uneaten while I continue my downward spiral.
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hamburger surprise tonight, the chopped onions are a good addition
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I've had onions on burgers out sometimes, but I don't get them regularly. Should I maybe get one and add it to my home cooked burgers? Maybe as way to kinda step out of my comfort zone without adding a ton of clean up?
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>>84014697
onion and pickle :)
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>>84014723

I hate pickles, I've had them before and utterly detest them.
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>>84014728
i love pickles :(
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>>84014566
send invite
as in "/..."
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>>84014728
You're alright anon pickles suck only complete and utter d*rks enjoy them
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pickled onions are the best
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>>84014237
>Martial arts
>attracting kind people
You're either trolling or just ignorant and have never joined a martial sport before. It's positively one of the most toxic environments ever and definitely not welcoming to homosexuals
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>>84014912
no i trained for a couple years before covid shut the gyms down, it was fun and i never had a problem with either of those issues. i understand not every gym is the same and some of the people who are attracted to it are often ignorant but they are all too often filtered one way or another and don't stick with it in my experience. a lot of the real killers are very kind, humble down to earth people who enjoy seeing respectful people improve
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>>84015077
were you openly gay or closeted? If you were closeted and not suspected as being gay then you don't know how they'd react to an openly gay person joining them.
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>>84010653
depends, at places with only a few ppl on staff they usually prefer having a lot of people with a few shifts each since its less of a hole to fill if someone leaves. two or three 6 hour periods a week is very normal for that kind of part time thing.
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>>84012038
phone within arms reach in bed is a toxin though, so you have to put it further away and cant snooze from bed. snooze is the sweetest and you need an alarm clock to do it right.
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>>84015173

that is assuming I could get a job anywhere, with having no work history at all at my age. Not to mention just being so out of touch with everything. I can't imagine people liking me very well.
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>>84013238
has no one else heard of boko, the ai who got out? its like a thing already.
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>>84011441
>do you use your phone or an alarm clock?
phone
>what sound or song do you use if your alarm gives you a choice?
alarm clock
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>>84015090
nah at the time i was closeted but im sure there were a few other queers.. there was at least one ftm but like for example i dont think the subject of orientation ever really came up so there wasnt much opportunity to learn if a guy had a boyfriend or something like that. i'm pretty sure if someone was hateful it would've been an easy ticket to getting their membership revoked anyway.
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>>84015185
i sleep with my phone right next to my head and thats probably why im so wrong
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cause there is always a wrong to your right
and there will always be a war somewhere to fight
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I finally got up, I finally took a shower after 45 days, my skin is red, itchy and hurts but I am clean for now, I can't go to buy groceries because it is too late, all I have until tomorrow is one egg and water, I will have to clean my room this month, it's something I must do, maintaining a hygiene routine is the hardest part of my life right after getting out of the bed, not even bed sometimes, the bed is so dirty I have been sleeping on the floor for 2 weeks now.
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>>84015201
i would say you have definite cat related and home care experience... if you notice any places you could see yourself at that have hiring signs up on your usual errands, you could ask to ask the manager what hours they need. usually the cashiers are the best ppl to ask, as they are usually among the more senior ppl there, or the customer service desk if there is one like at big stores. in current year i wouldnt bother with the online application stuff at retail places unless you talk to someone in the place first. i mean if the manager annoys you then you dont want to work there anyway, best to find out first before filling out all the online boxes, and often the online requirements arent the real requirements and stuff like that.
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>>84015349
ive been sleeping on 3 blankets on the floor for like...six or seven years? i dont have a bed anymore, takes up space and feels worse to me, though i have a giant beanbag i sleep on sometimes.
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nice asshole pussy, boy *smacks it*
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yeahh youve got a nice big fat one~~
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i am feeling so eepy and this fucking headache

RAHH I AM HAVING BOYFRIEND CRAVINGS

reupload as prev pic for blood ai slop,was too sleepy to notice it
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>>84015077
>the people who are attracted to it are often ignorant but they are all too often filtered one way or another and don't stick with it in my experience
Your "experience" doesn't reflect the general culture of martial sports. The "filtering" that happens in martial arts is exactly the opposite of what you just described: kind hearted and gentle people are driven away while the most toxic macho types thrive in these sports. Back when I tried to fight, it was a recurrent joke that half the fighters had restraining orders against them. The atmosphere was the opposite of kind, humble or "respectful". It was highschool on steroids. The most respect they'd show was shaking hands before a fight.
Like the other anon said, if they didn't know you're gay, you didn't really get the full picture of how welcoming fighting rigs are.
Back in the day when I tried jujitsu, and later judo, all the other guys ostracized me and refused to fight with me. It got to a point where the only person who agreed to fight me was the teacher, but he had to give attention to other 20 students. I was basically invited to quit and the teacher suggested I joined the girls class unironically.
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>>84015272
>dont think the subject of orientation ever really came up
You know that some people can clock gays by mannerisms and fagcent alone, right? If you're straight passing, you just don't know what it's like, specially if you didn't get to know your mates or opened up to them.
When I joined I was a scrawny faggy twink who was tired of being bullied and tried to learn self defense and fighting. Turns out the other fighters became the bullies and I realized eventually that I was paying to be ostracized and bullied, like a literal "picked last" highschool stereotype. These dudes would get together to hang out and eat out and invited everyone in the class except for me, they used offensive slurs all the time and we had an online chat group where they shared homophobic memes constantly, you know that pictogram of a stick figure throwing a rainbow flag in the garbage? That's the lightest thing they shared and they all laughed.
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I actually liked Val Kilmer Batman
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what's the best way to get a gay guy away from my older brother
for context he's threatening him and going to send my older brothers gf (probably something kino)
but my older bro seems extremely distressed about it
mom doesn't care and accepts us as is
dad is asleep but man hes worried hard
hes not the kind of guy to roll with the punches
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>>84015485
>>84015567
i'm not setting out to argue here, it seems we have opposing anecdotal experiences.
there was never a flat out refusal to train with someone, and moreover the practice was to adjust how much power you used with different people both in sparring and on pads to a level that's not problematic. if someone was paired with another person they knew they'd have a clear advantage on, they would be encouraged to focus on their technique and defenses instead of being a bully; it's practice after all. i definitely saw people get frustrated with their own performance or execution but after every class when everyone's sweaty and packing up it was nothing but respect and positivity. the group chat thing leads me to believe that gym was probably already cliqued up when you walked in there.
i'm willing to go back and see if my experience changes at all now that i'm out unapologetically, but it's just so damn expensive.
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>>84012394
if you were my bf I'd be a little grossed out but then I'll kiss you and hug you and we'd sleep together so you'd only get good dreams, after we changed sheets obviously
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>>84015865
I only peed in my boxers... Ran immediately to the bathroom.

I appreciate it though Anon. I get nightmares often...
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>>84014237
>some of the best communities i have known have also been very competitive in nature
that other anon is right as this statement is very ignorant of human psychology and dynamics. Competitive people are NOT friendly, by nature, but some of them have a superficial layer that makes them look polite and fun to hang around compared to your everyday loser because they're well put and appearently stable. Once you choose to know them behind that layer and realize how forced and fake it is, they drop the mask and show how much they look down to others.
Maybe you're one of those people yourself so you clearly are biased, or you put too much trust in humans, it's a clique, and of course people forming it are nice to each other. Also sporty environments are usually very homophobic, also by nature, but there's repressed sexuality as well. That's a different story tho
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>>84015916
sorry to hear that honey..maybe you ate right before going to sleep? Bad digestion is food for nightmares. You said you were going to the doctor, are you worried about your medical visit? Or there's something else bothering you?
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>>84016020
I don't usually eat before bed.

Don't call me honey also. I hate any kind of affection typically

I probably suffer from some underlying condition but I don't care much to find out. I think a bf would fix me though.
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>>84016073
>I don't usually eat before bed
then maybe you're anxious about something
>Don't call me honey also. I hate any kind of affection typically
that's ok, I like giving guys some affection here since we're all lonely guys and we have each other only, but that's fine. I do kinda get what you feel in a way
>bf would fix me
You'd have to let him in

What was your bad dream about?
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hahahah this is a gay thread ahahahah
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>>84016223
this reminds me THEY ARE BRINGING THE SERIES BACK AGAIN???

in my onion the rebuild were just fine
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>>84015970
competitiveness for the love of the game was what i was driving at, which is a little different, like a subset if that makes sense. i know plenty well there's a lot of competitively natured people out there who are absolute shitheads just because they figure they're on the better half of the bell curve of something. once you get past them there's a lot of wholesome and ofc inherently relatable characters.
>iT's A cLiQuE
newsflash, any sort of "community" can become a clique, or have cliques within it. really the only difference is that cliques are smaller exclusionary groups. that doesn't mean that an activity that a competition is based around, is inherently unfriendly or bigoted. the best competitions are ones primarily based in an objective challenge, instead of ones that are primarily centered around comparing one person directly to another. in those it's too easy for egos to get in the way and feuds start brewing.
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>>84016232
idk i never watched it its kinda boring i jus tthink the boys are sexy
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>>84016244
>once you get past them there's a lot of wholesome and ofc inherently relatable characters
I disagree again with you there because I think we're talking about a minority here
>competitiveness for the love of the game was what i was driving at, which is a little different, like a subset if that makes sense
the thing is that sometimes some people do start with that kind of mindset but as time passes most of them do get peer pressured or change into the kind of people me and anon were talking about, most of the time it's inevitable they became a little assholey. I do agree the subset of people you describe might exist, the kind of people that like you said compete for the sake of chilling and having a good time at what they are doing, relieve their stress etc. Alas that requires a level of maturity many people lack
>newsflash, any sort of "community" can become a clique, or have cliques within it
ofc, this thread is a clique as well, gay spaces are full of cliques. But the kind of clique formed by shared competitiveness and strenght are usually a little more brutal, expecially for some of our kind
>the best competitions are ones primarily based in an objective challenge, instead of ones that are primarily centered around comparing one person directly to another
theoretically I fully agree with you, maybe this is the kind of person you are, you compete for the sake of challenging yourself to be better and push your limits, and even that can change your personality a little I'd argue. But nowadays, comparison it's inevitable and corrupts even the friendliest environment, it always starts with someone. Getting bettere at something inevitably strokes your ego I believe
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>>84016223
Kaji would have been a good boyfriend, one that could heal me and with whom I could have happily live with. Sadly, I'm not a Shinji or even a melon. Bugger.
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when I was a teen I wanted a Shinji bf very very bad. Every male hated his guts while I wanted to protect him. Now I'm grown up so he's too young for me, but I still want a +18 Shinji bf

I'm kinda like Kaworu the manga version so it makes sense
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>>84016368
That is the hottest thing I've seen in my life
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A trailer of a new documentary about the manosphere is out and instead of making me resent them it actually got me to have a crush on one of the guys.
Good job, Netflix.
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>>84016244
It's just odd that your go to example of wholesome competitive community was MMA fighting.
As much as your personal experience was positive with fighters, I'd say you lucked out, the exception of the exception, or maybe being straight passing helped you a lot.
You are underestimating how hostile the whole fighting gig can be to gays, specially obviously gay guys. The only worse sport I can think of is football.
Like I vividly remember my teacher opening up a class with "no faggotry on the pad".
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>>84016370
That's true that competitiveness brings out the worst in people.
I have a straight friend who plays basketball and we always talked about how toxic and hostile sports can be, and he seemed to agree with me that in fact the guys like to act all rough and tough and talk shit like 5th graders.
Then one day I'm watching him playing and one boy in the team is clearly inexperienced and worse than everybody, he keeps missing the ball. Then my friend spent the whole match screaming at the poor devil, calling him names and cursing him at every mistake, and the guy was only 17. Long story short, he quit and cried. So I confronted my friend, asked him what the fuck was that attitude, had our conversations meant nothing for him?
seeing my beautiful sensitive friend turning into the typical toxic jock bully inside that court, it just cemented my belief that sports and competition brings the worst in people.
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These buttholing youngins are so phone addicted they don't even notice the dentists are putting estrogen in their teeth so they will transition from pittsburgh to new jersey
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>ywn drink anons pee before bed so he doesn't pee the bed
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i lost my virginity when i was 11
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Waa I want more money I gots 3 euro 54 cents in my bank account
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>>84017291
poor you, come humblebrag some more than just that
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>>84017134
>it just cemented my belief that sports and competition brings the worst in people
this is a breath of fresh air nonnie, I never met someone who thinks like me about this issue. I do see where that other anon was coming from, but most of the sporty people I met had a nasty side about them, harsh on themselves and even harsher towards others. One of the most gay hostile community is the gymbro one, which is all about competition and comparisons. Lots of males act like beasts when they get into sports, it makes them go primal
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>>84017291
i was 6
>feelsbadman
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>>84016370
i can agree that it's really a minority that probably have the same sort of competitive drive.. and while i agree it takes maturity i think a lot of that maturity is built on trying to be as objectively honest with your performance and abilities as possible, through thousands of repetitions, sometimes to a self-critical fault of agony and deep reflection. mistakes, failures, and getting ego-checked are unironically all part of the journey. even at the highest levels, someone is playing better one day, and another person plays better the next day. getting to the point where you understand that and accept your limits takes a lot of competitive people a ton of time. as far as separating emotion from analysis, i think it's actually in my favor to be on the spectrum.
>>84017048
well, it's not like i'm gonna say video games have a healthy, wholesome competitive community lmao, but that's where i actually cut my teeth and grew my skin and i apply a lot of what i learned in other parts of my life. growing up as the youngest of a bunch of brothers and having my own battle with internalized homophobia has definitely helped mold me into the trade "straggot" i wound up as. i'm sorry that so many anons have had terrible experiences with jocks and gymbro behavior, and i do agree that competitiveness can bring out the worst in people, but also their best.
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Abusing kids is despicable. Being abused as a kid is a trauma. Still, I wouldn't mind if pic rel happened to me when I was a little horny 10 year boy craving bigger and buffer guys without knowing why
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>>84018076
and for the record I'm literally disgusted by kids bodies. I wanted the other way around
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>>84018076
pedos are never this attractive, most creeps are ugly
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>pedos are never this attractive, most creeps are ugly
u sure?
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>>84018386
No point of including him as an example, he'd never go after an ugly boy with small willy I was once, also him actually being proven to be a pedophile takes away a lot of his attractiveness
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Fags are mentally ill and think their ass is for having sex LOL
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>>84018590
What else is it for, shitting? Kek this guy actually shits out his ass
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>>84017291
>>84017543
All throughout my childhood I desperately wished I'd get molested, but I never did. I'm bitter about it now.
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>>84018842
can i molest you now? i'm an ugly bastard too and you look better than your age and pictures probably tell about you
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>>84018856
You can if you want to, but it's won't be hot and we'll probably feel unsatisfied and empty afterwards
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I went to the tore, got some frozen foods and as well snacks and lunch meat. And I didn't get fast food on the way back.

Yay... I know I'll be back to my old ways soon enough but each day I don't waste money on fast food helps.
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I looked like this when I was a shota and now I'm a walled faggot
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>>84018967
you can do it story, small steps
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>>84019055
thank you but now I actually have to fix lunch and I have no idea what to fix. I used to do things like hot dogs but now the thought of eating them grosses me out. I never really liked those (who does really) and only ate them because they were cheap.
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I wanna take a shower but also I wanna go to the gym and I don't feel like taking a shower before gym
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i think ppl get cuter every year if they stay troo 2 themselfes
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>>84018951
why's that? you look into it with pessimist. what can i do to make you feel better during molestation?
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>>84017443
its a bit different with solo sports in my experience. like with tennis theres no one to be upset with but yourself. i never did sports in school either way though because...why would i sign up for more time of someone else telling me what to do. but in summer camp i liked table tennis, hiking, and ga-ga ball well enough. i wish that last one had a different name, but its like free for all battle royale dodgeball on the ground, probably the sport ive played the most of. dusty red dirt is very nostalgic of it for me. i think i think i wouldve liked real tennis also but an hour at tennis courts in 98 degree full sun with zero shade is not a good time. the not-running track & field things seem fun also, like why did we never do javelin throwing in gym class...come on like...lets get classical up in here.
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>>84019103
my dad used to make something that isnt a real recipe so i cant link anything. it was a deli slice of cheese and then a deli slice of ham laid over it, and then the two rolled up together. he called it a "ham and cheese roll up" but if you look that up most of the "recipes" involve a slice of bread as well which i dont like the looks of.
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I wish I had done some light sports instead of my puffed up superiority complex thinking they were beneath me.
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>>84018062
As an autistic homosexual, I think you got treated pretty badly in sports and fighting and you're either omitting, downplaying or diminishing the impact of that. As much as you say you came out stronger on the other side, you're still on /r9k/ after all
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okay uh
can someone give me advice for my hookup
i've always been straight but i decided that i'll lose my virginity with a guy since it'll help me for future sexual encounters with women and will be experience, and having a body count increases your attractivity
so far i just know that i should do dirty talk and kiss him a lot
are there things that instantly get gay men attracted idk
are there gay men boundaries i can't cross? since he is a bottom i think
we're doing for 2 hours, i dont know if theres a structure or thing that'd be ideal but he wants to give me a blowjob
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>>84019737
also he's 170cm in height which is really small compared to me being 179-182
my dick size is quite small though, 5'' so i'm not sure if it's bad(?)
are there things you guys like hearing a lot
and uh is prep 100% essential?
he apparently is kinda bi but idk if it's appropriate to ask him if he's had previous encounters since this is my first time
should we ejaculate multiple times a session? do subs usually enjoy that
i think he's a bit insecure about his weight, he said that he was around 56 but previous history says he was around 63 so i doubt he lost everything all that quick
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>>84019760
im not exactly sure about how he looks like but i hope he looks feminine, is there something i could say to get him to look more feminine in appearance? is it fine to jerk him off when kissing? also cuddling is strange, i found it weird how it's so common in gay communities, should i do it? how long are they supposed to be for? is it ok to call him a good girl or something like that? seems he's really tired and just wants to go with anyone
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I know you want help but hearing about prison gay on debauched prison gay/tranny contact is not interesting, bit stomach turning actually
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>>84019812
yeah i started writing some advice andd i realized it was all predicated on actually liking someone before having sex with them and that this is actually really sad and pathetic and honestly not good for anyone
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>>84019407
well, growing up i definitely had my fair share of social failures. still have some, but not nearly as bad. how i did in sports or gym class never really seemed to factor in, either being overshadowed by another student or one of my older brother's accomplishments. as long as i tried i could hang with the athletic students, but never stood out.. the brother i'm closest to in age is currently the one who's the strongman who competed in nat. worlds recently and used to compete in state for other sports. meanwhile in school i never bothered with taking up after-school sports because that would've taken away from the time i had to game. also any homophobic rhetoric at the time wouldn't have really made the same impact as i wasn't even out to myself yet and i would start addressing that after graduating hs. i would by no means consider myself perfect or anything like that, but i would like to think i have improved as a person through my 20s and especially since school. besides, i don't really like to dwell on those days, as i don't think it's healthy and the past can't be changed anyway.
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extremely pedophilic thread as always, great job guys
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time to get dinner marinating, maybe I can actually not go out for an entire day. Hard to think at one time I was eating in 6 days a week.
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I was recently introduced to marinated red onion by myself. Hope my fbf will appreciate it as well.
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THE SMILING FRIENDS ARE OVERRRRR
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Cousin born in 2016 turns 10 this year
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>>84020710
4 years till wall
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tangential but i keep seeing people trying to start 2016 nostalgia, dont fall for it imo, thats when things started to get really bad and annoying in my view. thats kind of when i retreated from even wanting to be around most ppl.

like i clicked on the movie "mike and dave need wedding dates" on netflix yesteday and while it was pretty nostalgic in a way -- like thats pretty exactly how i remember the people i was in college with acting -- it also reminded me how god damn annoying people had gotten. what really jumped out was saying shit every other sentence like thats the shit, thats good shit, shit yeah, idk why people thought that was peak humor at the time but ugh. at least that has gone away, things got worse than that for a while and im not gonna say theyre better now but i think theyre less bad than the inbetween so we're at least trending up.
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>>84020074
Good, it dropped the ball in season 2 already.
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>>84019885
i'm into kirk douglas and adam west
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miss...kitka....
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wall this wall that my crushes are dead think abt how that feels ok
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but on the silver screen, it's like they live again...in TECHNICOLOR!...
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Why do gay bottoms regret not being molested as children? What causes this?
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hey how about we move on to a different subject.

how do you divide sixteen apples among seventeen people?
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>>84021721
with a knife of course
>*stabs #17*
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>>84019737
>i've always been straight
>but
That's how the best stories start
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>>84019842
I wasn't talking about your school years, I'm talking about your fighting experience as an adult. I still think calling the MMA community the "kindest" is such a fake bullshit that makes you sound like such a poser.
Maybe you just brushed any mistreatment and bullying off, and good for you. But to pretend that the MMA scene as classes are welcoming to the clockable gays is just asinine.
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>clockable gays
ahahaha faggots
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>>84021978
would you fight in a gay fighting league? mmgay?
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>>84022004
It would be my dream but we have to fight naked and the winner gets to top
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i'd do baseball, losers jack winners. it can be one on one with ghosts.
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you are degenerate subhuman trash
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https://gaygeekgab.com/2015/08/06/batman-1966-hi-diddle-riddle/
>Exit the Riddler, laughing his ass off from the joygasm.
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note to self: dont use so much mayo as filler in macaroni
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what superman is this from damn
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>>84019832
I mean we might like each other there though, I don't see whats wrong with hookups
>>84019812
Sorry, I'm not gay though, I dunno anything about the process
>>84021958
Thank you, have a good one too
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if youd like to hear a jolly fat man call all the king's ministers liars and fools, the next episode of stupid smart is up. there's also a new stupid show prior, but im not gonna double post about it or anything. catherine the great put a bust of charles james fox between her cicero and demosthenes.
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minecraft 1.21.11
almost halfway to version 2.22.22 or something
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>>84011441
I have a question for bottoms. What % of bottoms don't want their partner to be super masculine, dominant, etc. in bed? What about being able to take the lead, tease them, passionately rail them, etc., just not like power play stuff?
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i top tops
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I hate bottoms
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I made soup
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I had sausage and cut up block cheese for dinner but at least it wasn't fast food.
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i had green thai curry, peanut butter fudge, and fruit & yogurt cluster special k and now im very full
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Is it bad this shit turns me on?
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>>84023192
nice
I like yellow thai curry with lots of potatoes and a few tiny shreds of chicken
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oh f new crush its been a while but uhhmm

look at those mid crews f he knows
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>>84023219
You want to eavesdrop on a dinosaur having sex with a glowing feral ghoul from fallout while you're in prison?
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snakebites i want to feel with my tongue
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Should a bottom drink the top's piss or should a top drink the bottom's piss? thoughts?
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should bottom the top bottom top the bottom's bottom top bottom top? top bottom?
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holy f he has sacagawea sized gauges i wasn ready for that oh no
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whyyyyyyyyyyyyy im not even talking about how they look im just so scared of catching them with my finger or something and ripping his ear skin to shreads i cant even look really
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>>84023273
>>84023327
maxmoefoepokemon?
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>>84023556
gesundheit, do you need a napkin
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>>84023556
i see it. that guy is kind of cute, its sad to see him clickbaiting for tuber clicks.
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>>84022991
cant beat it honestly
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>>84023549
Assburgers retard, learn to press the space bar faggot.
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>Discord boy who ghosted me messaged me again just as I was getting over him
AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH
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I hate this boy so much I want to rip my face off
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this old mountain, it's been waiting
all its life for you.
for your hand to touch its hard rock...
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so sad how you guys are all sitting there cute and no one is seeing
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im nakey dont look aha
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lately ive been liking to smoke a very small j and stroke the whole time, kneeling. i think im pavloving myself hard with this, my hips start to buck just lighting it and i get half hard in 2 seconds in public from the aroma of reefer.
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My self esteem issues go away when I have the chance of making other people feel better, it is my way of life, I like to help and make people feel better, I love to worship men, I love stroking their ego, like love bombing but in a non evil way, I love to se men getting more confident, I yearn to be a servant, I love to serve.
When I don't have someone to worship I feel pretty empty, I start to feel useless, everyone I know online has been distancing away over the years and right now I don't have any men to worship, I have so much love to give, I don't know what to do right now, focusing on my life is not enough.
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>>84024087
That's really hot anony
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i'm so high on power already and i don't even have any yet
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I need to ride cock so bad, imagine the mind and soul of a slut sealed in a virgin body for more than 3 decades, it's not fair, I'm starving, I want to be free, I want to feast!
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>>84011441
I use my phone, but I'm contemplating getting an alarm clock, the iphone 17 seems to fucking suck when it comes to the alarms

is everybody in this thread other than me a man? or are there some lesbians,
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>>84021978
nobody said "kindest". in my experience, it was a "nice and kind" community within that gym, so yeah that was an example i had that i used. acting like i said the entire sport is welcoming is moving the goalposts. instructors in my experience, have been the opposite of loudmouthed assholes. the biggest problem i can remember is that it seemed like one of the instructors would overestimate how much range i actually have as a tall guy, like they'd expected me to teleport with an advancing jab. like again, i can't think of any time where i experienced verbal disrespect. there was another student, seth, who i shared silent acknowledgement and nods with after seeing each other's faded self harm scars.. i remember being told i'm "scary to fight against" by a guy who had a really hard time getting past my range to the inside, and subsequently being used as the example for showing how to do exactly that. i remember a cop raging out of class one day after sparring me, but honestly i think it was the other things he had on his mind that day. i don't know what to tell you other than our experiences at different gyms in a different part of the world are different.
maybe mountain backpacking groups would have been a better suggestion if i had thought of that at the time, but i just don't have experiences with random strangers doing that as it's something i usually do with family. i hear the community for that is reddit-tier welcoming though.
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lost in my striptease
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I want a gymbro to sit on my face
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I wonder if I can avoid fast food two days in a row? The test shall begin.
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Vascular lanky corporate twink in suit and tie bf
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picked up more of my cancer kitty's meds and got the donalds on the way home. its so over.
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>>84026924
au contraire. mcdonalds food is pretty small portions and not so bad for you compared to a lot of things. if you only caved and started using the app you could save a lot, and quite possibly spend pretty little living on macca. then if you work there even a few shifts a week, there's a 50% employee discount...you could be getting large drinks for 89 cents, cheeseburgers for a dollar fifty, living like its 1998.
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>>84011441
>fagito
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>>84026924
scratch that, a dollar ten for cheeseburgers, a buck fifty for mcdoubles. everythings like a dollar less in ohio from what im seeing, damn.
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>>84026924
bruh mcdonalds in ohio pays 17 an hr for under 25 hrs a week and 19/hr over, plus health and dental insurance. wowow...cant tell if the discount on food is 50% there though, maybe thats just the local ones near me. working at mcdonalds seems pretty hard though, i guess it makes sense they pay a lot. i would prefer to sweep & mop & clean things and such rather than be in the kitchen, that seems kinda high pressure.
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>>84027140

I would prefer to avoid fast food if I possibly could but I realize I might not have a choice. Anyway what I got (2 dlc cheeseburgers and 2 6pc mcnuggets) with the value menu deal comes to around $8 something.

If I wanted cheapest fast food possible then 2 chicken sandwiches from burger king using the duo deal is the best deal.
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"if you only caved and started using the app" is kind of a 1984 thing to say
why the hell do i need to pull out my little computer to order my burgs
why can't i just walk in, say "double cheems and large fries" and have it cost the same
it's a conspiracy against the homeless and the technophobic, reinforcing the dependence on looking at the little computer
hellscape
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>>84027206
its just a little gravy train because shareholders love app engagement metrics, most importantly daily unique users. so they give you half off a mcchicken or some such once per day. probably won't last forever.
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>>84011441
Im an outsider and I want to ask a pressing question. Why do submissive gays love being assfucked so much. Doesn't it you know.... hurt?
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>>84027349
There is a literal erogenous zone located up your butthole that sends pleasure signals to your brain. All you need is enough lube.
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What if I just call anon and let him take my virginity? He's handsome and I don't give much of a fuck, I a extremely horny and kinky dude, I really want sex, I just don't have the basic social skills to get it
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>>84027349
It hurt at first when I didn't know how to relax properly. Now I sometimes feel a hunger for cocks in my ass. There's a large bundle of nerves there that you can rewire for sexual pleasure if you're gentle with them.
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Meow want money yay I don't wanna be poor
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>>84015485
Not content with making up homophobia stories in the gym, hue now pretends to be a trained martial artist. What a plot twist.
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>>84023219
>Is it bad I masturbate to non human monstrosities?
What do you think genius?
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INDIE SINGER BF!!!!!
Watcha think about my husband that's unaware to be my husband?
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>>84024203
You are such a sad pathetic creature lmao
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>>84026924
Fat loser eat your slop like a good pig
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Imagine reading an ongoing comic. Imagine having one issue every 5 years. Imagine having to go back and reread the previous ones so you know what the fuck is going on. I am so done with this shit. No point in reading unfinished stories no matter how good they are. Italians figured it out and made their ongoing series episodic instead of some overarching narrative/events.
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>>84028906
I bet you feel way better about yourself by knowing you are not as pathetic as me, don't you?
>You are such a sad pathetic creature
When you call me like that I visualize you stepping on me as you say all these mean thing, I would love to have you right here showing me your superiority
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need bf to get a rural cottage with then ghost everyone else forever
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>>84027426
not everything that feels good is a good idea. see the other kind of crack. you can get the same feeling from the outside & clearer imo, and if you doubt me well ill just have to show you.
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its so frustrating when you like something in a way it seems like no one else likes it. whatever. i'm used to being different.
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frozen pizza, frozen chicken, or hamburgers without buns? because I thought the buns I had were still in date and didn't get any but come to find out they were old and going moldy.
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>>84029728
would you let me clear out your kitchen if i happened to be passing through? i feel like it would be quite satisfying.
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I got prescribed adderall today. Also bought a Lego.
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what do i want...feet to squeeze yes, shoulder blades to feel yes, waist to run my fingers along...yet if i look in someone's eyes and they don't impress me, i don't want anything. and so few people impress me...
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well, that's not true. a lot of people impress me. people who have hard jobs and do them well...people who can sing or play music effortlessly. or draw really well.
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Meow I'm gay yay where money
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i just sort of feel four hundred years older than people i think.
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outta gas, outta road, outta car don't know how i'm gonna go
and
i had a drink the other day
opinions were like kittens i was givin' em away
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>>84029759
Lucky I feel that adderall would make life so much easier for me but of course my loser doctor won't prescribe me that. No I need to do blood work instead, and then even more of course. That's all I am is some blood cow to the medical blood milk industry
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>>84024284
i feel a little satyric though i must say
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>>84011441
My boyfriend is a morning shower person, getting into bed at night right after brushing his teeth and undressing and he kinda reeks if its been an exhausting day.. how do I get him to quickly rinse off in the shower before coming to bed?
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>>84030298
Why don't you try asking in jonah's server for sex havers instead you sexhaving faggot
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>>84030434
I'm a cuddler not a sex haver
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>>84030578
Did I ask whore?
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>>84029757

Would you sniff my used up socks like a paraphilic whore that you are?
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>>84030624
Yes you did, don't worry!
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Guess whos back roody poos?
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I broke a boy's heart last fall. I told him I loved him, but weeks later realized I didn't. When I turned around on him, his heart shattered.
My only comfort is that he spat my name and swore he hates my guts for that. Good that he's not killing himself or wishing for my return. Also good, as I am a monster and I deserve that.
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>>84030794
what are u an apostle of
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>>84030820
Guess fren? The pic is a hint.
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>>84030840
bwud????
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>>84030858
I am an Apostle of RCC for the gays doe.
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>>84030882
oh good youre here. im the second coming.
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gods got a refractory period of about 2000 years or so but he done come again...that second nut, the one that is a little bittersweet.
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>>84030907
>>84030921
Satan you have no power here.
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>>84030957
whichever one i am, god made us both...
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and is not satan, unmixt with woman, a purer emanation of his thread?
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>>84030976
>>84030984
Just be wrong in your wrongness for now.
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Ahh yes our resident self-hating gay returns. You've been gone awhile.
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>>84031007
but i saw a miracle though...
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>>84031007
Apostle what happened to your server?
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>>84031275
I stil around just won;t mention it here cuz ban but you can go to /soc/ and get the invite link
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>>84031305
Didn't jonah overthrow you and take over your server or some shit?
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>>84031363
I had melty yes and something along those lines but we will rebuild in matrix.
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>>84031400
So does that mean that jonah's current server the boys club was your server originally?
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>>84031410
Possibly, not sure, I was afk for like a year working and stuff
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>>84031429
That's so fucked if it was your server I fucking hate jonah so much it's unreal
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jonah killed someone for his place in the sun...i had no idea. thats kind of epic.
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you're all poopholers
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i signed up to collect signatures for a democratic house candidate tomorrow but honestly f it, not going anywhere near the trooniverse with a forty foot pole ill get icky too
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and also now i can stay up til 4am so yeah
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why do i even look at internet these days. its kind of passe.
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do you think i could recruit gang members on /soc/
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i want to be a capo
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Will anyone pls use my imageboard, I am so ronrey
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2 lanes closed on the interstate
niggas driving through my hood
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Sorry guys. I have kissed a boy now. I'll leave the threads. It was great btw, I just don't belong any more.
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That's something that the pastor don't preach
That's something that a teacher can't teach
When we die, the money we can't keep
But we'll probably spend it all cause the pain ain't cheap
Preach
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>>84032848
The power of original Friendship?
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Gloo gimme attention waa
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>>84032848
prisongays are so mentally retarded
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There is no better feeling that sniffing the stench that comes from balls
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>>84032891
wrong, a nice hot bath feels better than anything else
and then a custard pudding
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>>84032899
You're a custard. A gay custard. Faggot cus-tard.
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>>84019737
>>84019760
>>84019795
they ghosted me and haven't sent a message yet despite us needing to go today.
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>>84033313
Good you sounded like a cunt anyway
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>>84033337
:( have a good day i guess anon
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>>84033313
Post vigin prison gay pole and hole hooker
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>>84033313
Just kiss the boy you dumb fuck, if sex is too scary you can try frotting, if that's scary then try making out, if kissing is too much you can simply touch each other a lot while cuddling, nothing beats physical contact, specially the skin to skin one.
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EVERY MOMENT COUNTS
EVERY SECOND I CRAVE
FOR A CHANCE TO EMBRACE
WHAT I'M WILLING TO SAY

Meow
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Meow craves to embrace BBC? interesting poem
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>>84034323
Obsessed cuck fuck you
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>>84034336
Why so defensive meow? you've already admitted you'd fuck BLACK guys
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>>84034372
Yeah if they're nice and my bf I'd fuck any guy eventually if I liked him enough and we hit it off well enough, doesn't mean I'm obsessed with bibisi like you
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>>84034397
>I'm a filthy coal burning mud shark that sleeps with BLACK men
>But I'd never ever post BBC I swear!
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>>84034489
I don't sleep with anyone you racist cuck you're the only one spamming bbc here
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>>84034499
You can't take back posting your diseased blown out asshole we've all seen it and we all known that tyrone and jamal rearranged your guts when you were working the mcdickies drive through you mud shark
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jack be nimble jack be quick jack has a very fat candle stick
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Does anyone's butthole tingle when you get horny
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i wish i could one day suck on a fat candle stiock, mine is tiny and underdeveloped
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>>84032122
It's not up anymore
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My itty bitty chudcel clitty is too small to ever top a bottom because gay bottoms insist on 8" minimum in length or else you can't fuck and it's over
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>>84034599
Meow is BLACKED. Someone ship his face onto this:
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>>84034718
It just has new domain name. Ditched .co.za for .org
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>>84032122
post your butthole and pole then
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>>84034737
that doesnt sound like something an apostle of the lord would say
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>>84034833
It sounds like something someone who's seen meow's BLACKED pozzed asshole would say
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>>84034858
pretty sure an apostle of the lord would forgive his sins or whatever
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>he still hasn't realized boyfriends are a psyop
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I realized that I was psyoped into believing that I could have sex when I can't and gay bottoms are to blame since they only want chad
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i wish you would one day psyop yourself into realizing how unfunny, boring and unoriginal you are
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I wish you would one day psyop yourself into realizing that fantasizing about licking up the hiv+ BLACK AFRICAN BULL semen leaking out of meow's busted asshole is wrong
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>>84034599
That's your cuck fantasy not reality >>84035213
Stop doing that then you hypocrite whore
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>>84035252
Sorry but meow has already said he's a proud mud shark many times so it's time to quit coping over it kiddo
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im getting the feeling we really need to do something about this porn thing, it messes people up
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>>84035269
I'm a virgin tho you retard
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>>84035275
Your blown out asshole dripping with the left overs of your hot sweaty BBC session is proof that you're not actually also doesn't change the fact that you said you'd fuck BLACKs so you're still a mud shark regardless fat whore
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>>84035289
how much of the day do you spend watching porn
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>>84035289
That's still your gross cuck fantasy and not reality
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>guy messages me
>says to call
>call him
>of course its some pudy gay asian
>not gay myself

cant even make friends its nothing but homo men
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>>84035292
Never I just lay in bed and lucid dream about cute twink bottoms sitting on my face instead
>>84035296
You saying you're a mud shark and would fuck BLACK guys isn't a fantasy it's reality since you posted it yourself and there's no takesie backsies for you fat whore
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>>84035321
maybe you should take a walk outdoors a little then cause youre going a bit nuts
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>>84035321
>You not being racist is the same as you having sex
Retard
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>>84035340
>Walk outdoors
Some of us aren't chad and aren't allowed to do that okay maybe in your little special safe space where you're surrounded by chads 24/7 it may come as a shock to you but not everyone is chad and can just do whatever they want
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>>84035363
when you were a kid, did you think this much of your adult life would be spent ranting online?
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>>84035354
>Not being racist is the same as wanting to get dicked down by tyrone
The cope arguments defending BBC posting are always insane
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>>84035377
I don't have a preference for black men, that's you projecting
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>>84035275
I'm not on this subhuman's side and I hope he dies soon but you're not a virgin and you had a boyfriend
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>>84035375
No I thought by the time I was this age I'd either be dead or homeless so the fact that I'm here gracing you people with my posts is a miracle and you should be grateful for it
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>>84035383
You do realize you only lose your virginity from having sex, right? Not from having a boyfriend. What are you, five?
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>>84035382
Don't need a preference to be a mud shark just have to date or fuck a black to be one
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>>84035414
Okay I haven't done either you lost cuck
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>>84035404
No? It's literally not how it works? You can lose it either way, and you said you had sex with your ex. The second someone agrees to dating you you're no longer a virgin.
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>>84035432
I didn't have sex with him and virginity is about sex not dating retard
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>>84035421
Okay you said you'd fuck one you lost mud shark
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>>84035445
Yeah because I'm not racist and don't care about skin color
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>>84035452
Which makes you a mud shark
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>>84035481
Okay so what you're still a gross cuck and a BBC obsessed freak
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>>84035438
I don't believe you, the only thing the creature is right about is that your hole looks shattered and your boyfriend was the reason behind you blasted asshole and throat
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>>84035502
I never had sex with him tho
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>>84035498
If you stopped being a mud shark then maybe people would stop making fun of you for it and you wouldn't have to make all these cope posts over it?
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>>84035576
i havent seen him mention it once in a literal year

you on the other hand, daily
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>>84035576
I never bring it up though you do all the time so who is the one obsessed really
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>>84035584
>>84035593
Even if he doesn't post about it he's still a mud shark so I can still make fun of him for it
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I'm a bottom and I can queef, fart on queue and roll up that bubble of fragrant air to the front with a popping sound, hope my future bf likes it
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you know, i'm actually kind of scared. captchas keep changing faster and faster. i assume ai can learn to beat them very quickly. at a certain point keeping ai from freeposting is impossible.
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another day of silence from hr niggas, am i that undesirable that i dont deserve any confirmation that they even LOOKED my app or anything?

i wonder if i should ask on /soc/ for work
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i think after today im giving up 4chan until trump is out of office i just cant stand to see shit going in circles over and over again
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but til then lets pahty
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my snail....is dead :((((((((((((((((((((
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and so are my shrimp. i think. aquarium is hard. i'm never patient enough. i am going to let the plants grow in for 6 months. then maybe a ghost shrimp.
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>>84036251
don't get me stahted i dont know how ppl expect things to just continue like this its in sufferable
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>>84036251
EXCUSE ME SAAR BUT JOB POSITION FOR BHARAT BULL ONLY SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE JOB APPLICATION
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i need to get in with the indian ppl near me somehow they are the only ones who seem to have friends
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>>84036596
You could do the same thing and only hang around white people and your own family
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>>84036704
sisters are queerbies, parents don't know anyone, 3 palefaces on my floor and no one says a word to each other, indian people's grandmas talk to me more
>>
These damn phone addicted youngins don't even have sex with poojeets or try to convince them to wear socks
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I saw this ranjoosh on tumbler now let me make 10 posts about it save me slopman
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I love having sex with virgins
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>>84036775
Why tho lol
>>
I'm a virgin and I can't have sex because I'm not chad
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i have to go rearrange my storage unit for like seven hours tomorrow because i guy i know bet i wouldnt. im not giving his racist ass fifty dollars so yeah. who knows what ill find in theere.
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WHAT....well at least one of my shrimp is alive in there.
>>
Anyone wants to start a business with me? Please watch my podcast I am slowly growing, this month I had 5 instead of usual 3 viewers. Youngins these days can't listen to schizophrenic ramblings they just watch tiktok shorts all day.
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baja blasting my lemon juice on that cucks face
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>>84037013
If only your load was the lemon juice in question
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ximr8BcJjks
ive been friends with this guy from 8th grade and i'm worried. (pain stream starts in 17 minutes)
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gay people ARE scary
>>84036775
a man can't take another mans virginity
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>>84037013
You want to piss on someone's face? Are you bunnymutt?
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imported ch jumpscare :o
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Thoughts on my new pants?
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>>84037919
Looks like something mexican megamind would wear
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>>84037948
Don't be rude. If you have nothing nice to say maybe don't say it. That's what my teachers always said!
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>>84037919
Nice fat cock bulge, that's the only nice thing I can find about you
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finally cooking a dinner with sides (hash browns) for the first time in gosh probably months. I'll probably do this once or twice before going back to my old habits.
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>>84034866
>implying meow wants forgiveness and not more black dicks
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>>84034718
Yes it is was just down cuz my daddy network had to update...
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>>84037919
The fabric is too thin you slut
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>>84038434
Stone him we must.
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I should get some new pants for next year, I think goodwill calls soon.
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i really like navy blue socks like not dress socks but navy blue nike/adidas socks its subtle but mmh too cute
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ok uhhm...goodbye until trump is gone then. i hope story cooks dinner, meow gets money, and transformers guy gets transformers. i still owe you all the song of hiawatha, which i actually did read in public last wednesday, but my phone was too low batt to record myself. since no one was there though, i'll just read the first ten cantos or w/e again next week, and then ill post that. and then thatll be the last from me here for almost three years, that is if trump makes it to the end of his term. my hair will be so long by then...if *i* make it anyway...so yeah...throw your phone, eat leafs, eat spaghetti, dont knuckle under 2 the man...stay alive...read shakespeare...and if youre still here in 3 years, ill see you. kiss kiss...
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>>84039395
what does trump have to do with it?
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>>84039395
MAGA for EUROPA?
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My european fag hole was made for a white blonde MAGAy alpha husband
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>>84040411
Same but I'm a brown 5'4 south American, my hole exists to be colonized by superior white men
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my arm routine is a coffee grinder
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>>84040461
Are you black? Post BBC
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i freaked out cuz hajime and nagito mentioned, Danganronpa is my life
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>>84019268
Hitler took multiple baths per day
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>>84040772
horrible. hope my boyfriend washes himself rarely, i don't want to be with a hitler in bed
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gonna buy a bathtub and channel my inner fuhrer
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I don't know why but today I woke up really sad. I didn't go to bed sad but I have that pressure behind the eyes that feels like you need to cry and I do have things to be sad about. It's just not anything worth crying over
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>>84041376
hmm
is it a pregnancy mood swing?
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>>84041376
You need a bf that would be fine with cuddling you and staying with you in bed until you're fine
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>>84041376
I think that is just a natural thing as you get older, because i have the same thing. I feel like i am about to start crying about once a day, but i never do. Maybe your eye tissues start to degrade or something.
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goddamnit, im such a stupid cocksucking slut
love sucking dick but i hate fucking around with randoms and wondering if theyve lied to me at all
hope i dont catch anything, that cum was sour as fuck, but he is willing to meet again
damnit i need to actually find a boyfriend and drain him all day, and hopefully that cum tastes good
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Man I am so hungry and bored, only if I had a cute bf to suck and fill my tummy with his lovely protein
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Bottoms posting about wanting to suck chad's cock 24/7
life as a non chad never gets easy
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If only there was a pure soul gay chad that would love me and allow me to be next to him non stop closer than ever and kiss him and hug him, that's all i need, not even his huge cock or balls
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>>84031400
Boys Club wasn't your server at all... please don't lie on my name.
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Boys club is still a shit hole and I hate jonah
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>>84042380
u Love me deep down anon.
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>>84041890
I'd date a not chad boy immediatly
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>>84042391
Nah you and your server stand for everything I hate about the community and it's existence proves that everything I've ever said about the gay community is right
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>>84042407
You must be a top then because bottoms are chad only
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>>84042391
I actually love you, you're good looking and sexy, big penised and active, best bf ever
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>>84042441
Are verses chad only?
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>>84042441
nah, I'm a massive bottom
I'm mostly attracted to nerdy looking guys, all of them are straight though I guess
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>>84042446
Yes switches/verses are chad only since they bottom
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>>84042451
>Nerdy looking guys
He means 8/10 twinks or 8/10 femboys and anyone that isn't perfect in looks he won't fuck btw
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Is this fan fiction tier level shit almost reads like it
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>>84042467
Don't insult fanfiction, best way to burn time.
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>>84042463
I mean out of shape guys with glasses that look like they rather play video games than go to the gym. gymbros are not my type.
taking care of themselves is of course attractive though, so I want them to shower regularly?
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>>84042478
So 8/10 skinny twink bottoms that are insanely good looking and look way better then you do and you'd never date a normal guy because they aren't good looking enough because they aren't chad
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>>84042418
Aw thank you This means a lot
>>84042444
Thsi is a Major compliment but it's all lies thank you nonny.
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Jonah's server is the same as here it's an echo chamber consisting entirely of gay bottoms shitting on tops who aren't perfect chads except it's over discord it's actual personalized insults and harassments at tops for not being chads whilst even the ugliest of bottoms are worshipped and groveled to just for existing proving that there are way too many tops and bottoms have complete control over everything and refuse to date anyone who isn't chad
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>>84042534
literally take your meds, shut the fuck up and kill yourself, you're not funny, your larp isn't new, you're not doing anything positive, you're not entertaining and you'll never be interesting enough for anyone to be fond of you. please die already, my advice, it would be better for everyone
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>>84042534
Yes slay king i agree with all your viewpoints please marry me.
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>>84042534
Return to your roots r9gay, return to Kosher South African's server.
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>>84042534
>gay bottoms shitting on tops
Which one of my little retards didn't douche
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>>84042511
I'm not lying! If you didn't have a boyfriend I'd ask you to have sex with me because you're that good looking and decent
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>>84042560
>>84042550
There will be a reckoning and a time where tops are no longer made to suffer at the hands of bottoms purely for the crime of being born and all bottoms will be put in their place and jonah and his legion of chad only whores will be no exception
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>>84042615
Brother, no celibacy is the way don't listen to the whores. We need to stay strong and stay out of the anal cavity of men.
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>>84042555
Sorry I can't marry anyone because that right was stripped from me the moment I was born because bottoms universally decided that any top who isn't chad is never allowed to have any form of relationship or sex
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I have sinned and once again gotten Mcdonalds. So much for my new habits and new way of life.
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Meow meow gloo I get more money tmrw yay
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>>84043037
MEOW THEY BANNED ME ON SHTICORD, how dare these vermin!
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I was maybe going to actually make a discord to talk to people then they went and did the face verification thing so that's a nope.
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>>84043080
Idc die shitpostle
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>>84040569
Not black, latino, I won't post my cock, I'm a bottom
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>>84043455
Why are you a latino in Africa? Why won't you post your cock? You say you don't have a cock but you're a man? post cock
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>>84042467
This is legitimately one of the greatest books of all time. Top 5 all time greatest books.
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I want a twink bf of great frame and skinny broad shoulders and snapping waist but I also kinda want a middle age dad bod bf, not the gymbreak one but where the body starts to go a lit and there is some additional fat is now forming on the body and hair migrates further back
what's wrong with me?
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Glooooo.
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oh boy another weekend where i'll do nothing productive except waste away until it's time to wage again
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>>84044463
this but im doing laundry and online shopping
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>>84043148
At least I am not a mudshark. Whore.

>>84043499
Auktualley there are African Lusophiles that could be classified as Latins broadly speaking in Angola and Mozambique.

>>84044463
>>84045162
I want to learn a langauge or study but all I did was play EU V and form United Provinces of the Netherlands with Frisia :3
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ravioli is just dumplings innit
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my midlife crisis will be to give up and open a rice bowl restaurant
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i wish i was storys cancer kitty...
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>>84046859
cats have nice lives
story's cats probably don't live so well though
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>>84047131
THE HISTORY OF VOLTAGE VENGERZ HAS NO SET SCHEDULE
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my roommate's new boyfriend (I guess) is sleeping over and I am completely unable to avoid thinking about how my roommate showed me a video of him bouncing on a massive horse dildo before I even met him
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>>84047894
join them and bounce on it together
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Just spent the last 12 hours drawing and only ate 3 slices of pizza.
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>>84048084
post drawing or no balls
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>>84040569
I like how it's cuckbot and not meow asking for it. We all know why by now, that's why he is a cuck.
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I hate jonah I hate meow and I hate gay bottoms
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>>84048957
Why tho yay I'm nice sometimes a little
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>>84049001
You're a fat whore with a blown out asshole that's had 20 different dudes try to message you and fuck you and you turned them all down for not being chad or not being BLACK with a BBC not sure which and fat ugly whores should not be chad only with 20 simps
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>>84049008
Oh you're the gross cuck disregard
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>>84049137
Oh you're the gross mud shark disregard
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>>84049207
I'm not, you said I'd have to date or fuck black people to be that
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>>84049370
You said you would stop arguing over semantics you're an aspiring mud shark
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>>84049382
So not a mud shark you retard stop lying if you don't wanna argue
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>>84048275
What's wrong with BBC? There is nothing gross about a nice big cock that mogs mine even if it's black, that's why meow loves it
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>>84049450
Can't believe that meow simp fantasizes about meow doing this daily
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>>84049476
I wouldn't call the cuck my simp even though he is hopelessly obsessed with me lolmau
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>>84049521
Didn't know meow simp was into cuckolding does this have something to do with his obsession with canadians?
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>>84049529
I'm talking about you, cuck
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>>84049540
No you were talking about meow simp being a cuckold I'm chudbot a different poster
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>>84049548
Chudbot aka cuckbot lolmao
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>>84049579
Chudbot aka not meow simp aka not addicted to BIG BLACK COCKS like meow or his simp actually
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>>84049450
damn they even infiltrated this thread
>>84049598
are yall at some discord server or smt?
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>>84049668
No meow accepts BLACK dick pics off randos from /soc/ but none of us have a discord thing besides him
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>>84049738
oh... jeez , suddenly i am feeling like a very decent person
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My other leg is giving me problems, the same type of pain/discomfort as the first leg did when my pinched nerve first flared up.

I don't know if I can deal with both legs bothering me, one is already bad enough.
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my face, markipliers crotch, you do the math
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>>84050524
how do you think he will start the intro ?
"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to fucking anon's face"
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Need Albert Wesker bf but cute and light-hearted one
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>>84051458
>I need chad but he also has to have a nice personality where he's nice to me and likes everything about me
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>>84051539
Yes. Are you being judgemental? He's Chad and if he's my bf we should like each other
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>>84051601
Have you tried lusting over someone who isn't chad?
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>>84051607
I don't know why you're making it so important. I did but Wesker unironically fits every bill I have for a perfect bf. Do you think he's a Chad too?
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>>84051682
Okay we get it you like chad can you stop posting about wanting to fuck chad now?
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>>84051689
I don't wanna play this game anymore, I may fall in love with any man and you will still can him a chad because you're super insecure
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>>84051682
call me basic but leon is hotter , altho yeah wesker is still hot

btw good morning everyone
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man the thread is dead again, will I have to start storyposting more often?
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I ate too much rice and my tummy hurts :c
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>>84053764

My tummy hurt so I skipped dinner, which is actually a good thing for me.
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>>84053705
probably cuz most people are asleep rn

or going to sleep
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>>84053775
or nobody cares about this thread because its been demographically changed.
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just had a nice nap
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>>84054750
shall i burp the baby?
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Are LDRs a waste of time? It seems like a lot of them fizzle out or run out of energy before they can actually get somewhere
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>>84055070
not when ldrs involve me
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>>84054805
plz do we need a new form of baby delivery method
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been playing demons souls thoughts on this
>>84042467
this is the greatest prose poetry ever produced in the german language. of course if its translated it would be bad you dumb retard
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>>84054514
this. We are being replaced. Or rather we have been replaced by bots and trolls and ewhores. Can't wait for more namefags to show up. They already started.
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>>84055070
>Are relationships a waste of time? I seen most of them fail eventually
Maybe if you weren't dumb youd realize it depends on how you go about it and how well you know your partner before becoming bfs for example. Are you a man with the plan or a desperate loser willing to try anything? Take a guess which one is infinitely more likely to fail.
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>>84055668
the whole culture is changed and will never go back to normal. it will always be a shell of its former self. we will never have candid discussions by people who choose to be here because they enjoy it ever again. the era of people mature enough to hold a rudimentary conversation and emotionally regulate well enough to still be generative is over forever
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>>84055684
Let's be real here, regardless if you have a plan or not, LDRs take a lot of effort and with the added distance and lack of irl time, the chances of it falling through are higher
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and I'm back to my old ways, mcdonalds again. At least I've discovered a way to get more food for slightly less money.
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oh i'm so poor and helpless please feel bad for me, i inherited six figure summ from my mom and i can eat tasty mac, althought it's garbage compared to kfc, all day every day and enjoy the pinnacle of chem industry and not worry about prizes oh i'm much belly is so full and i'm so bad
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and In All I Promise to be Gentle. And kind. Forever. that is all.
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>>84057701
Can you promise to not lust over chads only instead?
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>tfw no submissive asian beta male bf
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>>84056766
I would say they are lower than scummy flings disease ridden dating app losers love so much. If anything someone willing to wait on you and vice versa is a sign of good character and long term thinking. LDR doesn't have to mean different other side of the world it can be a different town, etc. Europe is a fairly small place comparatively speaking and you can travel quite easily I'm the eu zone. And I'm pretty sure it's not unusual for Americans to move either.
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>tfw no submissive asian chad male bf
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>>84056509
What's saddest about it they will gaslight you into thinking nothing changed as if you weren't there and noticed the difference. Or like you can't read the archive and see what happened. You are right.
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>tfw no dominant asian twink top bf that everyone would confuse for a bottom
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>>84057115
This is so true bestie, they never know how good they have it do they?
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Meow where husbie meow waaaaa>>84058043
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okay i just have to read two chapters and do the writing assignment and two quizzes and then the two discussion posts. probably it'll take 4 or 6 hours and i can finish by midnight when it's due if i don't get tired and quit
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Thread doesn't get to die until I do.
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Oh my god I didn't expect the new Scott Pilgrim game to be that good. Everything from cute sprite work to actual gameplay to level/mission design is awesome. Definitely in the run for my favorite game of the year.
It's nice to game a bit more after days of reading comics. A lot of batman mini series finished since last time I checked the only capeshit I still read. Predictably the ones I expected to be bad were bad but there were also some really good ones like the last Halloween or dark patterns. I liked batman and Robin year 1 too.
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I broke another tooth just now, a small chip but still, here we go again.
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chappies done writing done quizzies done thank you coffee now i just have to write a few posties for the boards and we all know how much i loooove++ posting!!
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>>84060377
what are you studying, anon? Is it fun to learn?
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>>84060390
this is for econ (macroeconomics), which is interesting but not very fun. it's a mcgraw-hill textbook and business owner professor that keeps trying to use economics to justify right-wing politics and they both keep making me calculate the percentage of things for some reason.

this week the discussions are based on:
are you better off today than one year ago?
and,
should the government replace the wages of the unemployed?
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wish i was coated in pitch and then launched out of a trebuchet tbqhwy
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>>84060431

I took intro to macro/mirco economics in college years and years ago (gosh I think this was around 2009-2010 and I barely passed them because I didn't do the readings and always forgot the formulas.
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>>84060454
the concepts and formulas so far have been pretty simple, but it's also an online class so i always have the text and google and chat on a second monitor to refer to back to for formulas and stuff. hopefully there's no real maths involved later on.. i was assured there would be NO MATH in this course. i'm not ready for it desu i need to do kahn academy over the summer to get hyped up for algebra
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>>84060512

Yeah we had to remember the formulas and do in person tests on scantrons.
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>>84060525
yahh i was in college for the first time back then too and it was sweeeet. NO online component. just show up to class and take notes. remember yuour pencil. it was the same in 2018 too. but now it feels like they increased both the amount and complexity of the material and assignments imo. it is NOT remotely enough to just show up any more. they just skim and do highlights, not even a comprehensive lecture any mroe. they used to cover all of the material in class. 90% of learning happens at home, it's crazy.
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>>84060562

Well I was a history major so while the lectures were important you still had to do the readings... which I often skipped or skimmed through and replied on a great deal of memorized information.

Then when it came time to use the reading and provide citations in the papers I struggled.
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Would u a
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I hate when I eat something and it just decides fuck you you're not sleeping tonight because I'm just going to make a mess of your stomach. And that's what today's pasta decided to do. Maybe it's because of my diet and not eating as much so having a big dinner just messed with it so much more than usual. Either way it's probably a zero sleep night for me tonight which is lucky because I just bought some monster yesterday.
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>>84058043
yeah people gaslighting you into believing that the true spirit of the homosexual robot is to be jaded, cynical, and nihilistic to the point you must show up to the thread to never attempt to carry out conversations. rather than wanting for a better lot and believing you can make it. when this was the common belief, people actually came here to congregate as like minded gay robots in order to enrich our lives and not feel totally isolated. ultimately the real life social landscape changed over time, peaking after 2019, as people became less and less sincere. theirs no way to actually talk in this thread (or anywhere), because people are(or are perceived to be) machiavellian and insincere, so theirs nothing to engage with or is worthwhile. its a website and society full of people pyramid scheming their stupid/damaging beliefs or actions (pink pilling, black pilling, projecting, etc etc) for primacy. we are just in a different era now and the niche that was the kind of sobering, ironic sincerity, which could be parsed and appreciated is gone; replaced with dysfunctional people incapable or/unwilling to make sincere connections or view those connections as desirable. the broader social forces that facilitated a way of looking at the world and therefore how we interacted with it by attempting to be sincere (even through a cope of irony) are gone. the manner of thinking that existed before flat out doesnt exist now and cant be re-instantiated
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>>84061722
different anon. I'm not one of the ironic posters and I like to be real in conversations but I kinda gave up on people, expecially on men. Been disappointed and took for granted so many times I lost insterest in enaging in any actual connections that last more than a few posts because that's what I got, people who saw me and others as transitory because life, work, family, hobbies etc.
You might say that's on me, and I fully disagree but I see where you're coming from
People overall aren't interested in connections anymore, maybe not because they're disappointed but because they genuinely don't give a fuck about others. 4chan is full of sociopaths who came here just to entertain themselves making others feel bad and it gets even worse in such a shallow community like the gay one. Nobody tries anymore unless there's something to gain and while I used to think that was despicable, I now take it as a law because honestly, there hasn't been anyone to prove me I'm wrong and if there was, I'm too jaded to put the effort in, it's not like anyone will ever be interested in me anyway
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>>84061711
asia is the only place i've ever been where meals didnt have a 60% chance of destroying my stomach
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storybasement flooding chonricals part II: electric boogaloo is now playing.

A cat woke me up by pouncing on me and meowing in my face. He isn't a bed cat and when I wet to pet him his underside was wet. Cue a basement check and here we go again. Though hopefully for not as long as last year, that was brutal.
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>>>/v/734222167
>the replies

doesn't this frustrate any of you?
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>>84061949
no because they're not wrong about gay faggots, gays are a bunch of nymphonamiac bunnies and their whole personality is "wow we fuck shitholes and let the parasite transmit from one of us to another hear me roar"
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>>84061764
i think that the attitude that you must get something (essentially material) out of an interaction is part of the issue. the interaction is the reward, or used to be (because thats all that was desired). people used to come here to dialog with a mutually understood consciousness- they didnt come for a companion (in the dating or friend site sense)yes people always tried to date, but that was always tertiary. before 2020 we were forced to be in society (most people arent or at least werent neets back then) which forced us to engage with others socially. so our isolation came from not having a specific type of friend/group to connect with. so when you came to the thread, you were talking into a void you knew the personality of. not everyone was always here, but a post would usually get the same reactions. and there was a gradual shift where people began interacting with the thread differently. instead of people being here for enjoyment, it became motivated. there was an actual purpose and goal to coming here that was beyond just having common ground and shared thought processes which previously made you want to interact for its own sake. people dont come here to enjoy themselves, theyre here to get something not to decompress with people they can talk to. i think this happened across society, as people seek companions to validate them. the community has given way to individual affirmation. the community is no longer emotionally comforting. its not really anyone's fault for engaging with it or not desu just like the era before this one simply materialized, this one does too. i dont think it CAN be fixed
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Did you know its canon that in the family guy universe there is an alternative universe where everyone is a anthropomorphic dog instead of a human? There is canon official family guy of Peter Griffin if he was a furry.
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I wanna hug a guy
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>>84062375
Any guys? Will ugly guy be okay as a temporary measure?
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does no one care about my life any more? Have I finally overstayed my welcome?
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>>84062537
i still care about your hole
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>>84057973
I don't lust over anyone really. Not my thing at all.
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>>84062681
Good thing I lust over you every time you post
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I think the drain is clogged again, I just hope it can be snaked/cleaned and I don't have to have the concrete jackhammered up like they were talking last year. It was going to be 3k then so it would likely be even more now.
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>>84062445
as long as they're cute and doesn't smell bad, yes absolutely. I'm ugly too
>inb4 cute isn't ugly
Wrong. Ugly guys can be very cute
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Not even taking a package from a delivery goes without at least a little awkwardness and embarrassment. How am I supposed to meet people and get a bf?
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god I love dudes so fucking much
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>>84063162
first of all you should try to slosh off a delivery guy because he wants some free action too
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I met a delivery guy back then who was a total cutie, sadly it wasn't the best of the circumstances
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>>84062681
>Gay bottom with standards so high that he only wants a 10/10 perfect chad that doesn't exist and doesn't have sexual feelings for anything but a perfect chad
I hate jonah I hate gay bottoms
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im a gay incel
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>>84063867
aren't we all sweaty?
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>>84063934
its a fact about myself i would like to change
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>>84063942
don't we all sweaty? meh kinda gave up on it, fuck men
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>>84063984
i wanted to join my countries military but it feels like that would twink obliterate me but i dont really want to do anything else with my life

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