>>84041101
I hope you get paid for this

30
white
dirty blonde
blue/grey
161cm?
41kg
5.7 inches
7.5 but you'd have to convert to freedom feet
0

I'd like there to be a site where men anonymously present/expose themselves and girls anonymously rate them. I think that would be most objective. No social pressure, you know.

26
slav
light brown
green
185kg
66kg
16cm
44 (euro size)
0

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>>84041101
>>84040965
what if these threads are part of a shadow society and they are taking data of both the sexes to make the perfect incel/femcel baby possible.

who will be used to conduct social experiments
> what will happen if we introduce the perfect incel to tits? will he get hard or turn out to be gay?

and the list goes on

>>84041101
>Age
27
>Race
East Asian
>Hair color
Black
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
184cm
>Weight
75kg 15% body fat
>Dick size
17cm
>Shoe size
43
>Body count
0

>>84041101
alright ill actually be honest
20
indian
black
brown
173 cm / 5'8
67 kg
6.5 inches length and 5.3 inches girth
10 uk or 11 us
0

how to count bodycount in american/imperial units??

>>84041147
why would an incel turn gay if he was exposed to tit?

>>84041154
>Age
24
>Race
Germanic
>Hair color
Dark blond
>Eye color
Bright blue
>Height
6ft6
>Weight
190lbs
>Dick size
24cm
>Shoe size
15 US
>Body count
8

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>>84041101
>Age
27
>Race
White
>Hair color
Dark brown
>Eye color
Dark brown
>Height
170cm
>Weight
56kg
>Dick size
16cm
>Shoe size
US 9
>Body count
6

>>84041161
cuz its can be a fag incel and thats the point of the whole experiment to find how a perfect incel will behave and will be like

>>84041166
why did you @ me bro wtf

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>>84041101
>actual unironic humiliation ritual thread

>>84041101
I LOVE DATA I LOVE DATA I LOVE NUMERICAL STATISTICS PLEASE PLEASEI NEED INFORMATION TO PROCESS.
Now that's out my system, no women will reply to this thread you do realise? Good thing i just like numbers.
>20
>english
>light brown
>green
>162cm
>50kg
>4.5inch
>uk 7 so i think 8 for america
>0

>>84041101
>Age
33
>Race
Huwhite
>Hair color
Brown
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
67"
>Weight
163
>Dick size
8"
>Shoe size
8.5
>Body count
0*

>>84041101
>Age
36
>Race
Whitoid
>Hair color
Brown. Technically dirty blonde.
>Eye color
Hazel
>Height
5'7"
>Weight
220 lbs
>Dick size
Perfectly average. Never measured.
>Shoe size
10 us
>Body count
9 or so. Idk I haven't really tallied.

>>84041127
dick too small
>>84041145
dick too big
>>84041151
too big
>>84041166
fuck no
>>84041202
maybe
it depends on dick size since that's the point of having sex, it needs to be JUST perfect, because if I'm with you just to have sex, it needs to be perfect

>>84041101
>Age
25

>Race
Anglo-Scottish.

>Hair colour
Light brown, red body hair.

>Eye colour
Brown.

>Height
Short, 5'9.

>Weight
80kg or so.

>Dick size
7.5" long, like 6" circumference.

>Shoe size
Small.

>Body count
High.

>>84041212
how is 16cm too big?! I hear its the width that matters to females. Also I'd like to use my fingers and tongue a lot

>>84041101
21
Hapa
Dark brown
Brown
183cm
Probably under 70kg
Average
Us 10
1

>>84041212
I assure you it's perfectly average. Think of the most milquetoast average prototype of a dick. Grower not a shower. Hangs slightly to the left and curves down. A real dick's dick. Fits aptly in the most average of pussyholes.

>>84041101
>28
>white
>dark brown
>brown
>178cm
>73kg
>15cm I think? I've never measured it properly
>9
>0

>>84041183
exactly bruh, but its kind of interesting in a way like some of these stats are crazy ngl some of these are pure inceldom and some are straight up chad, and we have 2 people with green eyes

will probably join the trend later tho if the data still interesting

>>84041212
>5.7 dick too small
>6.2 dick too big

19
White
Brown
Blue
193 cm
136 kg
7 inch
13
1

>>84041284
You can't say that and not bother to point out which are the incels and chads

>>84041101
>Age
18
>Race
latino
>Hair color
black
>Eye color
brown
>Height
5'3
>Weight
52kg
>Dick size
6 inches
>Shoe size
forgot
>Body count
0
>>84041154
over

>>84041310
my face is actually a 7/10 lowk its not over

>>84041305
well yeah its true, i was just comparing data where people with similar age groups have heavy body count difference

maybe the other guy is saving himself for marriage and the other guy(chad) is every woman's sexual frustration outlet after breakup

but u have to agree some of these stats are kind of sad in a way, but who am i to judge

>>84041171
>>84041202
>>84041232
How are manlets getting layed?, the blackpill told me it was impossible

>>84041101
>33
>hapa
>black
>black
>5' 8"
>220lbs, but not a fat 220lbs
>5"
>don't know or care
>0 because it's illegal to fuck w*men without their consent

>>84041382
Low standards, persistence, chubby girls, ethnic girls, weird women with daddy issues. Et cetera.

>>84041212
>5.7" too small
>6.4" too big
>6.8" too big
ok goldilocks
>>84041293
1cm is 40% of an inch, dingus

>>84041212
ayo dis nigga measuring dicks with vernier calipers

>>84041423
WHO PUT THEIR PENIS IN THE MICROMETER SCREW GAUGE.

>>84041405
the difference is half an inch... are you retarded?

>>84041101
>Age
26
>Race
White
>Hair color
Dark blonde
>Eye color
Dark blue
>Height
5ft 7/ 171cm
>Weight
118 lbs/54kg
>Dick size
7.2 in/18.2cm
>Shoe size
8.5 US
>Body count
0 irl, unknown online: dont do that anymore

>>84041405
>>84041442
wait i'm retarded 6.3
still what's wrong with her pussy?

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twinks built for BBC
>>84041127 >>84041145 >>84041171 >>84041186 >>84041238

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>>84041446
>dis nigga tried to count "online" bodycounts

>>84041502
i'm too smol for big things too go up my ass
sometimes when i eat a lot i shit two logs

BBI (big beautiful incels) built for BBC
>>84041154 >>84041202 >>84041232

personally invited (unconsensually) to my male harem dungeon
>>84041151 >>84041166

>>84041515
idgaf, lube up bitch

just missed invitation. Doomed for inceldom.
>>84041260 (manlet) >>84041301 (obese)

>>84041101
20
Berber
dark brown
honey brown
175,5cm
69kg
15cm
43eu
0

>>84041101

>>Age
19
>>Race
White
>>Hair color
Orange, slowly getting darker
>>Eye color
brown
>>Height
6'2"
>>Weight
around 60kgs?
>>Dick size
7in
>>Shoe size
US 11 or US 12
>>Body count
0

>>84041442
>>84041449
an inch is 2.5cm, unless you're a nerd

>>84041502
This is probably the closest you'll get to a women replying here i imagine. Also the only bbc i am built for is the weather forecast.

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step aside, inkwells.
real aryan chad coming through.

>>84041101
>Age
25
>Race
95% white, 5% j*w
>Hair color
brown but balding with chad beard
>Eye color
hazel hunter eyes
>Height
5'10" (178 cm)
>Weight
198 lbs (90 kg, im a big boy, i know)
>Dick size
6.5 in (16.5 cm)
>Shoe size
12.5 american units, 46 euro units
>Body count
0

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>>84041595
>aryan chad
>5% j*w
please kill yourself lmaooooooo

>>84041101
>Age
30
>Race
hapa
>Hair color
black
>Eye color
shit
>Height
183
>Weight
exact figure unknown, slim
>Dick size
6in
>Shoe size
11
>Body count
14

>Age
84
>Race
German/African American/Scot mix
>Hair color
Bald as a pussy should be (have tattooed-on hair though)
>Eye color
Gunmetal grey
>Height
3'8
>Weight
525 lbs.
>Dick size
8 inch flaccid, 4 erect
>Shoe size
16
>Body count
Why does my past matter? I'm liberated, okay?

>>84041101
>Age
21
>Race
White
>Hair color
Dark brown
>Eye color
Medium/dark brown
>Height
181cm
>Weight
74 - 73kg
>Dick size
Don't know
>Shoe size
44eu
>Body count
0 KHHV

>>84041526
lube won't help your gay rape fantasies have no effect on me

>>84041528
>>84041679
would only fuck these 2 if they have handsome face

>>84041691
orange haired guy, i've been told i look decently, i think im ugly but its what other people think that matters ig

>>84041700
are you single? do you practice above average hygiene standards?

>>84041561
weather forecast says it's black with a chance of rape

>>84041690
tyrone doesn't care about your pleas twinky. Bend over so I can nut to free live gay porn

This thread is basically all faggots

>>84041743
yes and yes... if you wanna talk email me at tatsuhiro.sato.neet@protonmail.com

i would like proof its you tho...

>>84041101
>35
>white
>brown
>brown
>5'9
>170lbs
>6''
>9.5
>2
What prize do I win?

>>84041101

>Age
27
>Race
Black
>Hair color
Black
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
5'10"
>Weight
350lbs
>Dick size
6 inches
>Shoe size
13
>Body count
0

>>84041382
Whores take money for favors, you know

>>84041768
That's the point of this whole board
>>84041778
>What prize do I win?
Out judgement

>>84041798
>Our judgement
Well? I'm waiting!

>>84041798
Our* judgment

>>84041802
I am a faggot so i dont think my judgement will be of any value to you

But if I have to say, then probably a no, sorry, it may change if you look nice

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>>84041101
>Age: 26
>Race: white (non American)
>Hair color: kinda reddish blond
>Eye color: blue
>Height: 6'0"
>Weight: 180lbs
>Dick size: 7.5 inches
>Shoe size: uh I think a us 10 or 11
>Body count: 0 (two previous girlfriends, but I'm too much of a coward)

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>Age: 23
>Race: Black
>Hair color: Black
>Eye color: Dark Brown
>Height: 6'0
>Weight: 210
>Dick size: 6.4 inches
>Shoe size: 12 1/2
>Body count: 0

>>84041868
HOLY FUMBLE, I wanna commit a murder now

>>84041901
Okay but would you have sex with me

>>84041931
Uhhh, I have to say it again, I am a guy

But if I have to say, yeah, these are some good stats

>>84041817
>fags and namefags are not attracted to me
At least one piece of good news today.

>>84041561
>weather forecast
His name is Weather Report, dummy sm.h

>>84041999
He's not black is he? I thought he was just tanned?

>>84041960
Sorry bruh, but the age gap is quite a lot for me if I have to say

>>84042025
He's Italian, he's honorary black

>>84042057
Oh, that's disappointing. In that case it means older faggots may be interested. I was hoping it was more of a general characteristic thing. Now I have to fear for my asshole again.

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>>84041101
>Age
35
>Race
white
>Hair color
brown like in OP
>Eye color
dont know, but not brown
>Height
200cm/6'7"
>Weight
95 kg/209 lbs
>Dick size
just under 7"
>Shoe size
see picture
>Body count
1

>>84042078
> I was hoping it was more of a general characteristic thing

Oh, well I personally prefer my partner a bit around or larger than my own size(both men and women), so it's a personal preference thing too

>>84041127
wow. that has to suck. sorry dude.

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ok. this data is moid minded. idc about half of this. i cant make choices on this. i am not buying a horse to race. tell me this stuff
>age
>race
>height
>body type
>what do u do for money
>what do u do for free time
>do u have any of these red flags:
argues about stuff online, outwardly judgemental, think of relationships as an 'institution' with ancient rules and not a thing we make up together, drug addict, porn addict (i mean the serious level of addiction where it warps ur reality, not just use bc ur bored), grew up rich, STDs or anything like that, dont know how to cook even a LITTLE bit, super religious, dont like physically touching unless youre horny, think youre so fucking cool and it would break ur heart if u werent cool, u think arguments are about winning

>84041127
>84041186
>84041446
Would fuck if I had a futa cock
>>84041145
Nice
>>84041151
idk, I'm not really into Asians
>>84041154
>indian
it's over
>84041166
>84041171
>84041202
>84041232
>84041614
>84041778
slut
>>84041198
>0*
dropped
>84041238
>84041301
>84042106
slut unless that "1" is your current gf
>>84041260
good
>84041310
>84041527
>84041528
>84041679
too young
>>84041384
>hapa
>gymcel
>"w*men"
>rape jokes
(closet) faggot and/or women beater. pass
>>84041595
>balding at 25
it's over
>84041674
ha ha
>>84041789
>black
>morbidly obese
lol
>>84041844
>girlfriends
normalfag
>>84041868
>black
pass

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>>84041101
>25 unc
>germanic european
>blonde, down to my lower chest
>blue
>5'10
>85 kg, 187lbs, low enough bf% to see abs, lift 5x a week and run
>6 inches
>shoe size 9-10 varying on the brand
>6 bodies, 2 in the local woods

>>84042460
Now this is some decent questions BUT the question is about having sex not dating, it's a one time thing, this is one of the reasons I haven't given my own answer

I don't think we need to know their financial status, hobbies ,etc for a one night stand, these standards are alright but not correct for the main question

>>84042460
35
White
5'9
Average edge of chubby based on BMI
Work fulltime
Personal projects, watch movies, previously anime and vidya but haven't found those fun in ages
>red flags
Yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

>>84042532
>2 in the local woods
Huh....?

And 25 aint unc bro

>>84041101
30
White
Brown
Blue
5'10
315
6.25 on a good day
13 wide
0

>>84042512
Fuck off. I didn't date until I was 25 and out of college. If that's not robot territory I don't know what is.

>>84042548
>>2 in the local woods
yes :)

>>84042535
im not gonna fuck somebody i dont even like. even if we dont date sex is still social

>>84042541
what job, what projects, what media do u like, what do u argue abt/be judgy abt

>>84042512
>good
Yay :D

>>84042460
Finally, some good datamining.

36 year old unc
White in real life, not white on 4chan
67 inch manlet
Skinnyfat - Other people tell me I'm skinny when clothed, my eyes tell me I'm chubby when naked
Healthcare provider desk job
Reading books, watching movies, cardio, piano lessons, wasting time on 4chan.
>do u have any of these red flags:
>argues about stuff online
Yes, I waste time on 4chan, but I would give it up for Love.

Thank you, NSA, please rape my privacy.

>>84041101
>age:
30
>Hair Colour:
Brown with a touch of gray
>Eye Colour
Gray Blue.
>Height:
6 foot
>Weight
240
>Dick SIze:
7 inches
>Shoe SIze
US 12 (46 euro I think? Unsure)
>Body Count:
I can't remember. I was slutty in college. Now I'm married with children and only interested in my wife, so I'm not sure why I even filled this out.
I have a good job and a life. Why the fuck do I still waste my time with this board, let alone filling out datamining threads lmfao

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>>84042460
>>84042532
>muscular but not roidtranny
>run background checks on people's criminal history
>guitar, read, draw, lift, hike, archery
>dont care to argue, dont care for rigidity, no drugs, no porno, did not grow up rich, no diseases or abnormalities physically, can cook, not religious but dabble in schizophrenic ideas, touch is fine, im not cool, arguments are usually some sort of compromise.

although im not interested in dating anyone, I'm bored and procrastinating doing things im supposed to be doing rn.

>>84042600
>white irl, not on 4chan
lol'd

would if you were fun to hang around ig but ur pretty old so its like borderline. like id be more judgy cuz im like what am i doing w this guy anyway

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>>84041101
Not beating the allegations that even butt ugly girlfailures treat courting as the male's responsibility where it might as well be a job interview.

>>84042512
>(closet) faggot
cope. maybe a beating would change your mind

>>84042621
Oh, forgot to ad, I'm mixed race white and native (mostly white - blue eyes, light hair, good beard, though tan very easily and have never wore sunscreen.

>>84042622
dont take this the wrong way but u do so much stuff that sounds interesting on paper and nothing lame. that it makes me be like. 'is this guy just doing shit so he can sound interesting but isnt even into it'. hobbyfraudwatch. if ur like a deviantard drawing cartoon fanart and u shoot a bow bc it makes u feel like a ninja thats a lot more human imo

>>84042625
Valid, I'm not a fan of age gaps either. I hope you find what you're looking for, and I hope you find it soon. Best of luck to you.

Hopefully I'm not still on 4chan in 20 years, and hopefully you're not still on 4chan in 20 years either, but maybe in 20 years we can try again.

>>84042570
"AI" """engineer""", software related to my main expertise that I'm trying to commercialize, things like ingmar bergman, coen brothers, renoir or pagnol movies, I argue about most things. Principally technical topics, but it's one of the primary mechanisms by which I learn and achieve a more nuanced understanding of a topic. I have opinions about nearly everything, which is what I meant by outwardly judgmental: I am not afraid to voice these opinions. I do think very little of people who claim to be interested in a topic, but barely have a shallow understanding of it, for example, but in most cases it's more oriented toward being disappointed at people for not living up to what they could be, or claim to be/want to be, kind of things.

>>84042664
not saying thats universally bad but id find u super annoying so thats a no from me chief

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I'm the anon who made the original version of this thread for femanons

>Age
33
>Race
White
>Hair color
Brown
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
6'2"
>Weight
Around 290
>Dick size
5"x4.5"
>Shoe size
12 or 13
>Body count
0 of course

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>>84042648
>>84042648
I like drawing spooky stuff and sometimes death metal albums, currently drawing a t600 terminator because im into that at the moment, the archery for a few reasons, I like fantasy bullshit like lotr, I also like medieval stuff so it makes me feel cool and if society ever collapsed I could shoot people trying to loot my shit. Pinging arrows at stuff scratches parts of my monke moid brain and im pretty good at it.

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>>84042460
May as well do this one too

>age
33
>race
White
>height
6'2"
>body type
Fat
>what do u do for money
Work at a library
>what do u do for free time
Play vidya, watch stuff like documentaries on YouTube, collect/discuss/listen to music
>do u have any of these red flags:
No to all except I can't cook

>>84042720
u might be aight. would have to judge in person.

>>84042722
if ur fat u gotta be hung or its gonna be hard to do anything. otherwise u seem chill

>>84042736
My pp is painfully average, might be enough to get by but I don't know

>>84041101
>age
20
>race
White
>hair color
Brown
>eye color
Hazel
>height
6'2
>weight
Roughly 140 lbs last I checked
>dick size
About 5 or 6 inches, been a while since I measured
>shoe size
10.5
>body count
0

Guaranteed to not get any responses but it'll be fun to post regardless, it would still be a confidence boost if I sounded attractive to a gay anon even though I'm not interested.

>>84042736
Hmmm... maybe listing peener size in the OP wasn't such a bad idea after all, no?

Looking back with hindsight, anything else you think your survey should have included?

>Age
72
>Race
white
>Hair color
what hair?
>Eye color
blue
>Height
5'7"
>Weight
175
>Dick size
5.5 x 5
>Shoe size
8.5
>Body count
61

>>84042751
idc unless u have a micropenis or ur so fat so i cannot reach it lol

>>84042771
I'm not so fat that my dick is completely buried or I have mobility issues or can't clean myself, my dick is just like an inch shorter than it should be

>>84041101
>>Age
29
>>Race
White
>>Hair color
brown
>>Eye color
blue
>>Height
6'1
>>Weight
180 lb
>>Dick size
6
>>Shoe size
12
>>Body count
1

>>84042795
Would you date a girl that weighed a little more than you

>>84042829
if you're as tall or taller than me yes otherwise i'm gonna send you to the treadmill until you become skinny

>>84042460
Is it a red flag if I crave physical touch but I'm not that horny (low libido)?

>>84041101
>46
>White (Slavic/Germanic)
>Brown
>195 cm
>110 kg
>28 cm
>47
>Idk, over 2000

>>84042674
Yeah, I'm not altogether very surprised. Most men and a decent amount of women have liked it a lot, but I'm obviously not for everyone.

So many literal fucking murderers here my god.
Makes me sick.

>>84042915
What's the problem? I thought you foids loved murderporn.

>either 20 year old high schoolers or old losers
Kekd, if you're over the age of 25 what are you even doing here
Also the amount of lying eventhough this is anonymous

>Age
31
>Race
White
>Hair color
Dark brown
>Eye color
Green-hazel
>Height
6'3"
>Weight
155 lbs
>Dick size
8.25"
>Shoe size
11
>Body count
6

>>84042926
Where am I supposed to go as a 30+ virgin

>>84042944
Maybe you should cardinally change your life if you're 30+ and still posting on a board with angsty teenagers about your virginity status

26
white (italian)
dark brown
brown
6'5"
205lbs (mostly muscle)
9.5"
14
around 30

>>84042955
>uhhh just do this thing that might be attainable or not idk lol not my problem
How come you younguns have completely adopted the boomer mindset?

>>84042926
>>84042955
>tourist zoomer thinks he gets to decide who posts here
end you life asap

>>84042987
>30+ and still whining about it being unattainable
cmon now, be realistic, you farted through your couch for at least a decade and now blame it on le society + lets blame the boomers for everything because why not
>>84042994
another millenitard mad

>>84041101
>32
>White
>Brown
>Brown
>5'8
>180lbs
>6.4 inches
>size 9, sometimes size 8 for work boots
>body count of 8

>>84042627
That is just the way they work. Personality just means "he meets all my standards" to them

>>84042997
You didn't actually disparage anything I said so I'll just assume you're having a melty because I'm obviously right.

>>84043048
>melty
zamn you really are just a stupid fag, you didn't make any point you just whined about
>Le everything is unnattainable, the boomers.... I can't breed

>>84043069
Lmao how mad are you that your reading comprehension went completely to the dogs? I said that you adopted the lazy. solipsistic mentality that boomers love to champion and for some reason that turned you into a drooling, snarling mess. Probably because I hit the nail on the head and that sent you into a frenzy.

>>84042915
I've never killed a fly. Am i in bad company?

>>84042845
i mean for dating no but the thread is about fuckin, so

>>84041101
>>Age
26
>>Race
white
>>Hair color
black
>>Eye color
green
>>Height
5'7
>>Weight
135
>>Dick size
6"
>>Shoe size
9.5-10 depending on the shoe
>>Body count
0

>>84042926
im 25 and im still here as I was here at 12, you are no authority and cannot make me leave. Always has been an unc site.

>>84043093
I think you might be retarded, re read your original message and apologize
I'll wait

>>84043124
>I don't understand what you said so that's YOUR problem! APOLOGIZE!
Nah, I'll just let you stew in your own bitch tears instead. Have fun crying and impotently flailing about lol.

>>84043117
>the thread is about fuckin
Not for me, I don't do casual sex and I don't do e-sex.

I came here for... um... hold on... let me get back to you...

>>84043143
LOL you're thirty+ and arguing with a person who is more than a decade younger than you, you lost oldtroon, hang yourself at this point why live

>>84043149
uh huh. take your time.

>>84042926
>Kekd, if you're over the age of 25 what are you even doing here
Misery loves company. As long as I'm not trying to swap Discords and groom people half my age, I don't see the problem with casually commiserating with people half my age.

>>84043117
Not him but I answered in the context of dating tbhfamalam. Sex is part of dating, and I would never fuck a fem"bot" who would fuck without dating.

>>84043154
>more impotent flailing and malding
You're a young person on /r9k/ if you haven't realized it yet. That should give you a hint how absolutely embarrassingly fucked your life is gonna be lol.

>>84043170
i dont do hookups but i would probably do an exclusive "we arent dating but neither of us have other people to mess around with and life is too boring not to fuck sometimes" friend with benefits
which is like pseudo dating without the expectation of forevers. i guess.

>Age
24
>Race
White
>Hair colour
Dirty blonde
>Eye colour
Blue
>Height
5'10
>Weight
85kg
>Dick Size
A bit over 6 inches
>Shoe size
12
>Body count
3

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>>84042460
im >>84041595 anon, let's see...
>body type
chungus phenotype
>what do u do for money
IT work for government and investment
>what do u do for free time
gacha games, books, going on night walks, gooning to loli hentai 2 times a week, working remote on weekends for few hours.
>do u have any of these red flags:
none except for
>dont like physically touching unless youre horny
im afraid of touching foids because my mere presence gives foids an ick and creepy vibes

>>84043186
NTA but life is too boring to have sex without romance. Why just stick my penis in you when instead I could take you out to dinner, ask you questions about your day and your life, take you on a nightwalk and then give you a kiss goodnight? Why just have orgasms when instead we could call each other boyfriend and girlfriend, hold hands in public, take each other to meet one another's families, and die with embarrassment when someone takes out an old childhood photo album? Life is too boring to not take it a few steps further than friends with benefits.

>>84042460
>28
>white
>5'10
>kinda strongfat I guess
>nothing
>videogames
>None

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>>84041101
>Age
32
>Race
Caucasian
>Hair color
Light brown
>Eye color
Blue
>Height
6ft7in or 200cm
>Weight
210lbs or 95kg
>Dick size
7in to 7.5 on a good day
>Shoe size
14
>Body count
1

>>84043186
I would not do that myself and would definitely be put off by a girl who would say she is ok with the idea. I can understand the mindset, it's just not for me.

>>84043184
Dunno unc, I'll get back to you when if I'm 30 and still posting here

>>84042569
>2 in the local woods
>yes :)
Well that's quite the experience
>>84042570
>im not gonna fuck somebody i dont even like. even if we dont date sex is still social
Well fair enough, nice standards, better than most people here actually

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>>84043237
This is me. I go ahead and add more.
>age
32
>race
Caucasian
>height
6ft7
>body type
Tall and slim
>what do u do for money
Mail man/care giver/substitute teacher
>what do u do for free time
Exercise, watch movies, play games, read books, shoot guns. Just whatever
>do u have any of these red flags:
I actually do not have any of those surprisingly.

>>84043209
i wouldnt boink a fed sorry

>>84043229
love is a luxury is all. id take it if i got it. just not counting on it.

>>84043236
no job is one thing, only having vidya as only hobbys one thing, BOTH is nuts. if u got nothing but time u gotta do more w ur life man

>>84042460
im unironically going to be honest again
>age
20
>race
indian
>height
5'8
>body type
slightly out of shape with decent amount of muscles like a year of gym basically
>what do u do for money
in uni rn
>what do u do for free time
books, tv shows, tennis and sometimes golf
>do u have any of these red flags
i got "argues about stuff online" and "think youre so fucking cool and it would break ur heart if u werent cool"

>>84043340
>if u got nothing but time u gotta do more w ur life man
There's nothing else I really want to do

>>84043245
fair nuff man. i think lotta people expect romance like a prereq and i think romance either happens or it dont. and its prolly gonna happen to ppl who are connected. if im hanging out w a guy and we fool around alot. thats a good chance of falling in love. more than waiting on a stranger to make heart eyes at me day one.

>>84043369
For me it's more the other way around. I never found myself more attracted to a girl I fucked. Rather, I've wanted to fuck a girl because I got to know her and I really liked her as a person, which in turn made me want to stick my dick in.

>>84041101
I dont think I will. Women are overrated.

>>84041101
37
White
Brown
Brown
6'3
110kgs
5 inches
15
7

>>84043361
well i wouldnt wanna fuck a guy who only liked me as much as skyrim lol

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>>84043279
their last experience

>>84043422
What if I REALLY like Skyrim though

>>84042460
>age
30
>race
white
>height
161
>body type
hairless twink
>what do u do for money
make it doing nothing, no i won't explain
>what do u do for free time
games, shows, youtube, streamers, walk dog, lift, diy/decoration at family's recently
>do u have any of these red flags:
argues about stuff online(for fun)

>>84042512
>84041127
>84041186
>84041446
Would fuck if I had a futa cock

What does this even mean lol?

>>84041101
>25
>octoroon
>black
>brown
>5'10.5
>169lbs
>6.26
>12.5
>0

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>>84043462
some women have terminal cock envy so they fantasize about having a big cock as a female and dominating inferior males

>>84043422
>well i wouldnt wanna fuck a guy who only liked me as much as skyrim lol
Story of my life

after looking at all this data, one thing is clear
either most robots built like optimus prime in matters of height or straight up twinks

and the ones who are tall majorly consists of large men and most of the guys are white(no surprise) and 30+(we have alot of uncs)

there hobbies are just video games and TV and occasional gym

honestly most of these stats aint bad at all, just average-ish. this thread is way belter the foid thread

>>84043488
So the only woman to ever say she would have sex with me has found a way to leave me a virgin...
I'm quite new to this board, i did not expect this experience at all.

>>84043462
Why the fuck is my reply in the futa cock category. Do i sound gay or something.

>>84043379
so do u got a gf? have u ever had a fwb?

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>>84043462
futa-short for futanari , means a woman with functional male genitalia as well as female genitalia, not to be confused with trannies
>>84043488
my kind of woma-
i mean yeah , yeah, whatever this guy said

>>84043526
I have had gf's before (... from here). Otherwise no. Never any fwb and I wouldn't consider it, accept if offered, etc.

>>84043521
which one of these is it?

>>84043528
I know what a futa means i was confused whether it was an insult or not like the BBC fetishist.

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>>84043509
she'd probably use a strap-on irl. I'd say it is worth it if you get love and affection even if your cock gets no action.

>>84043539
I am this one >>84041186 it doesnt make sense i am not a twink like the other 2 they replyed to.

>>84043542
ah well either its cuz of the small dick size or short height
>>84043550
well prostate orgasm ainr that bad ig

>>84043538
then wtf are you talking about? lmao? "i dont fall in love w girls i fuck" but youve never boinked someone u werent dating. so like. relevant experience. where?

>>84043552
okay umm, i hate it to break it to you but
> i am not a twink like the other 2 they replyed to.
>>84041186
>162 cm
>50 kg
>4.5inch

dude , you had it coming

>>84043575
Isn't it pretty obvious?
>talk to girl
>no particular interest in sticking my dick in her coochie
>get to actually know her
>fall in love
So therefore clearly the fucking didn't come into the equation for a start
>fuck her
>don't fall more in love with her, nor less
Only her actions and personality have had an effect on this.

>>84043578
I refuse to believe that those stats would have me designated in that category. Manlet yes but not a twink, and not a futa weak one for certain. It is just not accurate.

>>84043588
you were already in love. switch flipped. u have no insight on the other order of things, thats not how it works lol

>>84043597
Must be a woman thing. Makes sense, you lot are very superficial and that could be explained that way.

>>84043595
okay fine, a manlet but we are forgetting the MOST MAJOR thing required in this fiasco, which is kinda awkward to point out

>>84043607
holy chudlord, what
you just dont know what the other side is like thats all im saying

>>84043619
I dont think i am missing anything in this fiasco. There is nothing wrong we can both agree,

>>84043620
Falling in love is an accumulation of things. It is complex. You are confusing lust and love.

>>84043631
the penis size dude, its only 4.5 inch

>>84043634
im not confusing anything ur just being condescending

>>84043646
thats pretty normal i think. Its like only half an inch under average i believe.

>>84043351
ew. golf.

>>84043452
old guy calling himself a twink is too much lol

>Age
22
>Race
White
>Hair color
Brown
>Eye color
Blue
>Height
6'2"
>Weight
185
>Dick size
6.5"
>Shoe size
14
>Body count
0

>>84041101
>>Age
39
>>Race
White and pale
>>Hair color
Almost black
>>Eye color
Brown
>>Height
6'4
>>Weight
175
>>Dick size
6.25x5
>>Shoe size
13
>>Body count
12

>>84043671
one and half is ALOT OF DIFERENCE

if you were some experienced it would have been understandable but with 0 experience , what can i even say
>>84043686
the only thing good about dating/fucking someone who plays golf is that they might be rich,thats it

>>84043686
twink body, idk what would you call it?

>>84041674
You sound hot like my dad

>>84043717
i dont like rich guys. i wouldnt even want money from them. theyre not the same kinda human. they look at poor people like they look at cats at a shelter.

>>84043730
you know your dad's dick size....?

>>84043686
>>84043717
why are you guys hating on me playing golf bro wth im not even rich im upper middle class at best and i said tennis and reading too

>>84043742
bro unironically how much do you think it costs to play at a normal ass golf course or just shoot some balls at the driving range? im not playing golf with barron trump at mar-al-lago am i

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>>84041101
>Age
29
>Race
pale
>Hair color
pitch black
>Eye color
t60 dark brown
>Height
5'11, 180cm
>Weight
bit less than 198lb i think, 90kg (last i checked)
>Dick size
wouldn't you like to know
>Shoe size
good question actually, i think 12?
>Body count
zero

p.s. i'm not having sex with any of you, i just wanted to fill the data because i like doing that

>>84043746
>>84043765
lol the seethe
nobody likes golfers. nobody.

>>84043785
nah hating on me for being indian is one thing but getting hate for playing golf is insane

>>84043497
Amazingly, I don't think s single person on r9k has a penis belt the 75th percentile. Great work everybody! I guess having a big penis makes you an incel

>>84043659
That's what she really said!

>>84043742
yeah socio economic class is real,the difference is just too great
>>84043746
tennis is performative and reading is either you are a nerd or performative or gay
>why are you guys hating on me
for hating duh, i love unconditional hating
>>84043765
ik its expensive the best it cost is some thousand INR
>>84043785
aside from the wanna be rich girls and dudes who think they are part of a higher class cuz they play golf

>>84043717
Man fuck you but have a good night.

>>84043811
first of all the place where i play tennis barely costs anything and ive been playing it since i was like 8 so it isnt performative and 2nd the type of books i read arent nerdy, performative or gay and yeah golfing costs around that

>>84043743
>you know your dad's dick size....?
You don't???

>>84043811
they dont count obviously golfers like golfers

>>84043792
being indian is random. being a golfer is a choice. corpo cuck. im neighbors w jeets and theyre cool. ur just personally, individually, the worst.

>>84043823
good night bro
>>84043838
>says every performative man
>>84043843
i grew up with a rather normal father and son relationship and i prefer to keep it that way....
>>84043850
>being a golfer is a choice. corpo cuck.
exactly and the sport is like a burst of adrenaline and then no action at all for a long period of time

thats so stupid

>>84041101
My dick size is reserved for one woman only. You literally have to reason to know that unless you fuck me so you can forget it.

>Age
21
>Race
white
>Hair color
brown
>Eye color
brown
>Height
192cm
>Weight
75kg
>Dick size
18
>Shoe size
why would they even care ?
>Body count
khhv

>>84041101
26
White
Blonde
Blue
5'9"
180 lbs
Average length, slightly under average girth
10 in mens
1

>>84041101
21
white
black
brown
182cm
73kg
16.5cm
9 and half
0

>>84041101
>Age
29
>Race
White
>Hair color
Dirty blonde/brown
>Eye color
Blue-grey
>Height
187cm
>Weight
77kg
>Dick size
6" width 5" girth
>Shoe size
12
>Body count
khv

>>84042460
>body type
Skinny approaching skinnyfat, no muscle definition
>what do u do for money
Supervise caseworkers at a charity (slightly below-average pay)
>what do u do for free time
Ameteur drawing and panting, ameteur tennis, boardgames, vidya, movies/tv, chilling with friends
>do u have any of these red flags:
The cooking one. Best I can do are basic omlettes, steaks and stuff at that level.

>>84041101
>Age
21
>Race
White
>Hair colour
Orange
>Eye colour
Blue-green
>Height
190cm
>Weight
85kg
>Dick
19x15cm
>Shoe size
US 11
>Bodies
10

>>84043703
hii can i be yours?

>>84042460
This anon
>>84044457
>Body type
Slim-athletic. Trying to gain muscle.
>What do you do for money
Master's student working retail
>What do you do in your free time
Read, cook, workout, camp, hike
>Red flags
Grew up rich but not spoilt.
Open to drugs (but basically never use)

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>>84041101
>age
23
>race
White, Dane
>hair color
brown
>eye color
blue
>height
176cm-180cm i dunno haven't measured in years
>weight
77 kg
>dick size
17cm last measured
>shoe size
42 danish size
>body count
0

>>84041101
27
White
Blonde
Brown
193cm
86kg
21cm
47EU
2

Enjoy the data mr Mossad

>>84041101
>>Age
36
>>Race
hipanic
>>Hair color
pitch black with gray hairs
>>Eye color
caramel brown
>>Height
5'5
>>Weight
60 kg
>>Dick size
15cm
>>Shoe size
5.5
>>Body count
around 18 confirmed kills not counting just blowjobs, handjobs, titjobs

>>84044659
>>84044412
>>84043777
>>84043237
Husband material, you guys should not be single. FOrced to reformat due to spam filter

>>84044744
Adding these anons as well bc of stupid spam filter
>>84043236
>>84042795
>>84042722
>>84042106

>>84044744
>>84044749
What the heck are your criteria for this determination?

>>84044757
Low body count primarily and a decent height/weight proportion

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>>84044651

Do you like brown girls? Would you become Catholic? Wikipedia says your country is mostly Lutheran and atheist.

>>84041101
>>Age
29
>>Race
Scandi-Celtic
>>Hair color
Brown
>>Eye color
Blue
>>Height
When I try and measure myself I get 173 cm, but this girl I know swears that I am at least 175 cm (since she says that I am taller than her and she is 173 cm) and my passport says 178 cm (which I am definitely not, lmao).
>>Weight
idk, somewhere in the 70-80 kg range.
>>Dick size
18 cm length, 13,5 cm girth
>>Shoe size
41 in europeans sizes
>>Body count
1, but I wish it was zero :,(

>Age
30s
>Race
Asian
>Hair color
Asian
>Eye color
Asian
>Height
6'2
>Weight
190
>Dick size
Proportional
>Shoe size
11
>Body count
More than 10, less than 100.

>age
24
>race
BLACK
>Hair
BLACk
>eyes
BLACK
>height
BLACK(6'3/6'4ish)
>weight
195 i've been losing weight recently after recovering from melancholy so it may be lower
>dick
19cm...i think i haven't bone pressed it doe
>shoe
12 1/2
>body count
1, current relationship

>>84044898
Asian + 6'2 = highest body count in thread

I believe it. Are you Chad in your ethnicity

>>84041101
>26
>white(irish-czech origins)
>brown with a slight hint of red.
>brown
>5'11
>150
> 6 inches ?
>10
>0
This thread is probably full of trannies but might as well.

>>84044412
would

>>84044516
nothing wrong w u i just think we wouldnt get along

>>84044744
>>84044749
>all tall
it simply couldn't be any other way

>>84045145
>would

Awesome, cheers for the confidence boost.

Hopefully I can find someone irl who feels the same way soon becasue I can feel the countdown to wizardry looming. Main things holding me back are (probable) high-functioning tism and day-to-day social awkwardness, not putting myself out there enough, and having unrealistically high standards and/or just being a clueless coward on the rare occasions girls have shown interest over the years. Can't do much about the tism but am trying to work on the rest.

>>84045494
I am the OP, I'm tall too so it's actually eugenic.

>>84045529
I wish for bone cancer on all biggers.

>>84041101
>27
>white
>blonde
>blue
>5'9
>175 lbs
>6 inches
>11 extra wide
>0

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>>84044749
>>84045529
pls be a leaf

>>84045560
I'm not a leaf sorry to say

>Age
35
>Race
White/Mexican
>Hair color
Brown
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
5'10" 177cm
>Weight
185lbs 84kgs
>Dick size
6"
>Shoe size
12
>Body count
0

One at a time ladies please.