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>>84044710
What now

I hate this not original nigger bullshit

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Does calcsd just calculate the volume of a cylinder? All cocks are smaller than a perfect cylinder because of the glans
No way my cock is 380ml, I have a huge cock but it doesnt feel that heavy, but then again its attached to the body so I guess you dont feel its true weight

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>>84044710
here you go
we should make this a regular thing, make a thread every two weeks or once a month and just repost our results
btw just noticed that there's a not bone pressed/bone pressed option on the side

>>84044780
I hate you

>>84044885
I hate you and believe you measured wrong

Also include your height

Yes, certainly everyone on here has a big cock.

>>84044943
>we should make this a regular thing, make a thread every two weeks or once a month and just repost our results

OP here.
I just ordered a leluv pump so yeah, let's do that. I need to get my girth back. I think it was wider 10 years ago

>>84044957
>Yes, certainly everyone on here has a big cock.
Selection bias. But also I think these retards are frauding themselves. There's clear instructions on the site for how to do bone pressed

>>84044978
you can lose girth? how does that happen?

>>84044999
I had a serous pelvic floor tension problem for the past 10 years. At least. I recently fixed it. My dick is now almost a full inch longer.

I remember before I had this issue. Girls would say I had a big dick. Visually I sort of remember it being wider. I think with age and poor health some of the smooth muscle tissue in your dick can turn to collagen. Flexibility is reduced so I can't fill up as much. This is largely theoretical. But regular use of a penis pump over the course of a year can lead some guys to gaining a lot of girth. So I'm just going to give that a try. Some people say it goes away if you stop doing it but I don't really care. It's not a big deal to use it 10 minutes or night while I'm doing my bedtime routine.

i legit can't get hard enough for it to even be at this size 90% of the time. i usually cum semi-hard or sometimes completely soft so in practice it's more like 15.5 cm l and 13 cm g

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>>84045159
these were the measurements. it's curved so i used to get around that length if i pressed my penis against the ruler to force it to straighten out. unstraightened it's more like 16.5cm

>>84044943
what a difference girth makes

2.18x average size vs OP 1.23x

>>84045159
>>84045164
You have health problems? Citrulline or dick pills might helpy temporarily

My curve was from pelvic floor tension. Curved up a ton now it's straight

Post more penis measurements

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>>84045173
>2.18x average size vs OP 1.23x
That's the reason why girthmoggs look so brutal in porn
the visual difference is out of this world

>>84046093
That's brutal because right is what mine looks like. Length is so overrated

>>84044957
i think cuz only people with a big penis are posting their records to show off, avg and below avg people dont wish to partake in the humiliation ritual but most of these cam be fake and wrongly measured too
>>84046093
thanks for the explanation and porn anon

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>>84044946
193cm
I am not lying

>>84046210
How have women responded to that

>>84046210
NTA, but what kind of condoms do you use?
I'm 14cm girth and magnums just kill my boner...

>>84046272
Magnums are barely wider than average

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My result

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>>84046318
You better be fucking kidding me, nigger

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>>84046318
not trying to be rude but there is a option to not partake in humiliation rituals
>>84046382
exactly bruh,girth more than length? i hope its a joke

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Gonna see if this thread is still up tomorrow

>>84044710
these types of threads are always so retarded somehow every nigga in here has a dick bigger than 7 inches and girthier than 6 inches while also simultaneously being a virgin incel like i dont think you guys realize how big 7 inches actually is even johnny sins has a <7 inch cock like somehow every anon in here is that 1/1000th nigga in a room

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>>84046906
I think these threads demoralize smaller guys.

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>>84046964
im not even small my dick is literally 6.3 x 5.3 its just that these replies are so obviously fake yet niggas keep replying to it as if theyre real like i can attach an absurd screenshot too

>>84046270
Mostly fear with curiosity mixed in
>>84046272
I order skyn large

>>84047242
>Mostly fear with curiosity mixed in
I'm more interested in afterwards. Like do they enjoy it or do you get rejected

>>84046906
some of these seem legit

>>84046906
Theres only one guy over 8 and 6 both and they posted proof, for how much exaggeration and larp can be in these threads this one is suprisingly low on it

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>>84044710
this is from when the website was a little older

>>84047432
>when the website was a little older

>>84048152
yes, back when they had condom recommendations. i can't find that anywhere on the site anymore. what do you want from me?

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>>84044710
Weird i don't feel big at all despite me being above average

>>84044710
how are you people measuring, like that study says "bone pressed" while hard?

>>84046093
that hoes face is so fucking chopped as they say lol, looks like she has big tits at least

>>84046210
Doesn't look like 21cm, you probably measured wrong (from the side) or maybe it's 21cm "bone pressed" ?

>>84048543
take a scale get your dick hard and push the scale over your dick till it reaches the pubic bone dont use a measuring tape that shit adds a cm or more

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What is up anons

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suck my little dick(micropenis?)!

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>>84048561
Not sure by how much but i bet if was hornier i could get slightly harder and bigger for sure.

here come the larpers, pack it up

>>84048440
>Weird i don't feel big at all despite me being above average

More proof for girth theory

>>84048620
Based

>>84048782
I think the are a lot of sloppy and delusional bad measurements from below the shaft going on here

>>84047371
>for how much exaggeration and larp can be in these threads this one is suprisingly low on it
This is the LARPiest calcsd thread I've ever seen

id post proof but im sure some retard is going to save the image and post it around

>>84044885
>>84044943
Prove it then. Come on lads surely you're not too shy to show off your 1 in 1000 cock right?

>inb4 lol no that's gay
Posting in this thread is already gay show it you liars

>>84049577
eah sure, people would definitely just post a random cock from a dying website around because people care so much about a randos they know nothing about
grow up and stop lying about your penis online thats sad

>>84049614
I literally did? >>84046210
>>84048553
Im 193cm/6'4 like i mentioned on my post, it looks smaller on camera than it is without any reference, and yeah thats a bonepressed measurement, ruler on top, not from the side
Take 0.75cm off if you want nbp size

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>>84044710
>disappointing edition

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I've been posting mine for a while but I'm porn-brained so to me, it's never looked as big as the numbers say it is

I've shown it off sure, and people comment on it and say it's big or it's perfect, but again I just don't see it

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>>84050787
Oops, forgot the CockCalc-ing.
Western average is too conservative, IM-KHHV-HO.

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Measured along the top, bone-pressed without taking curve into account. I gotta lose like 30lb, I swear. You know what's funny is I feel like people have gotten more and less realistic about dick size over the last decade or so online. When I was younger, it felt like everyone was claiming to be 12 inches. Now everyone claims to be 8 inches.

>>84044999
You don't, but you can have less 'full' erections over time. I'm over forty and in absolute shit shape physically and recently got viagra. My dick suddenly was like 20% bigger just because my decrepit body couldn't get it fully hard without chemical assistance anymore.

>>84046210
why post a video if you're not going to ejaculate in it

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down from 7.5 before becoming a looneytroon
>>84046906
most pornstars are manlets anon. femboys look hung for the same reason

>>84046124
Long and narrow is nice for anal, if you got a girl who's into that. When I fuck my fwb in the ass in missionary I can feel my cockhead slipping past through her sigmoid bend (be SUPER gentle and careful if you try this) and into her colon, always makes her give me 'the look' that nothing else does. Imagine eyes saying "oh my fucking god I love you" with mouth open and her just staring at you like a deer in headlights. Feels incredibly good on cock too and it took months of fucking for me to acclimate enough not to just blow my load almost instantly as we did that.

>>84046210
please continue posting on /v/

>>84050129
do the classic monster reference (please)

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Feels good bros

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>>84051325
/v/ is so boring that offtopic posting is pretty much the only fun thing to do
>>84051365
Ok, here

>>84051397
>mine's about 17cm
>anon is 21cm
4cm makes a lot of difference apparently

>>84051397
made for steamdecks

>>84051387
>18cm girth
There aren't any pornstars that large in the entire industry lmao.

>>84051781
Of the natty ones only girthmaster is that size

>>84052186
He's not, he's in the upper six inches. Even fudging numbers and measurements.

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there's nothing funnier than guys with already big dicks having a melty because someone has a slightly longer or girthier dick than them so they cope with r/measuredpornstars tier posts about how dicks above 8 inches in length and 7 in girth are non-existent

>>84052440
Doesnt look like it can even get up

>>84051397
you could do onlyfans if you had a decently attractive body

>>84052440
>>84052496
Tbh this one is dubious in and of itself because this guy would have to have absolutely freakish hands, like they would have to be 10 inches from palm to fingertip. and they obviously aren't.

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>>84044710
I have a curved dick so i had to use a tailor tape
This goood enough?