have you considered suicide ? you NEED to start cutting

I'll cuddle with you for free but I also fart a lot and you'll have to deal with that.

>>84048900
Just start going up to random girls and ask if you can get a hug because you're touch starved.

The worst thing that can happen is someone calls the cops on you.

I was contemplating paying an escort just to cuddle but talked myself out of it desu

>>84048922
I hired an eastern-european escort for a night just to play co-op games on the couch with me and it was the most fun I've had in god knows how many years.

>>84048900
you should do that just to find out it's not that special

>>84048931
Based, what games did you play?

>>84048967
A bunch of sidescroller classics like kirby all stars, double dragon, contra, turtles in time and then I showed her UFO 50 and she was really ecstatic how one game can have so many fun little retro games in it but I'm sure that was also the vodka talking (she drank a lot). I think she was from Moldova and I assume that place is still decades behind because she was surprisingly familiar with most games we played. I think I spent around 250 euros for the night and we didn't touch each other but it's fine because it was the first time in idk how long that I actually felt happy.

>>84049016
Was she topless at least?

>>84049032
No that didn't cross my mind at all to be honest. She even thought I was joking when I told her to sit down and pick out a game.

OP and anons ITT got me considering paying for frens and platonic cuddling

>>84049038
Sounds brutal but at the same time it's the only way for men to cope with loneliness...

Also why didn't you fuck her or let her suck you off during your gaming session?

>>84049144
Because I don't think life is like a porn production and I didn't want to ruin the atmosphere by suddenly being a grubby little coomer.

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>>84049192
Yeah, that's right, for you, life is more like an anime where you rent a girlfriend like in Japan, but without getting the benefits of fucking her, and act like a clueless autist. I just can't understand you, man...

>>84049232
No need to feel personally attacked, bro. If I did feel the need to plow her I would have but I didn't because unlike you I'm a big boy who can decide for himself what he wants to do and not be herded by insecurity fuelled fake consensus. Also typical you'd bring up your favourite cuck show to reiterate how hard you're projecting.

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>>84049232
It sounds pretty fun desu I get it

>>84048900
I tried cuddling sleeping with a goomah and it was a bit unbearable. My arms always went numb, I tried spooning and letting her rest on my shoulders and chest but it always felt uncomfortable.

>>84049246
I'm genuinely trying to understand, you have a wet, stinky pussy next to you and all you do is act like a simp who squanders his money like a Discord mod to spend time with his favorite streamer. You're literally the kind of guy who fuels this gynocracy lmao

>>84049275
>I hired this escort for a night of whimsical companionship and not sex
>UHHHH WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCK HER???? EVERYONE SHOULD BE EXACTLY LIKE -ME-
You're projecting your own insecurities on situations that have nothing to do with you and that's pretty stupid.

>>84049275
>You're literally the kind of guy who fuels this gynocracy lmao
I can tell you're poor and a virgin. Why not save up your allowance and buy your own vagina?

>>84049306
I don't even know if the term escort applies in her case. Maybe you just walked her down the hall to show her where the toilets was (which she proceeded to destroy)
Maybe next time listen to David Googins and DO. THE. WORK.

>>84048900
Just stop feeling lonely. You are addicted to feeling lonely and being a victim. Only whiny losers put themselves in situations where they can feel like this and roll around in their misery. Get a hobby or whatever.