/r9k/ - Thread 84049783

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:44:41 No.84049783

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:44:41 No.84049783 [Reply]▶

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here's the deal: if you're a woman who's over 30 years old and over 5'5'' in height, then you've just won this once in a lifetime opportunity to date me!! congrats!! come claim your prize ITT

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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:47:47 No.84049802

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:47:47 No.84049802▶

why specifically over 30 and over 5'5?

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:47:56 No.84049804

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:47:56 No.84049804▶

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On the flipside, I will take all the younger than 30 sub-5'5s

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:54:43 No.84049849

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:54:43 No.84049849▶

>>84049783
mmm ok, how do i claim the prize? im 32 and 5'6

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:16:33 No.84049986

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:16:33 No.84049986▶

>>84049849
This is a thread by the Romaniancel of r9k so you may have to travel to Eastern Europe and take his virginity. That's the prize.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:35:23 No.84050087

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:35:23 No.84050087▶

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>>84049802
because i'm 24 and 5'4'' and i have a HUGE thing for women who're both older and taller than me. sadly they are ultra rare to come across!
>>84049804
see, that's what i call teamwork! we're like a wrestling tag team. Edge and Christian of r9k
>>84049849
lemme give you my contact info and we'll discuss the details in private...
>>84049986
that's not *entirely* accurate. i'm willing to relocate if need be, or move someone in with me. i have a ton of money that i don't know what to do with right now due to being an inheritancecel, so financial stuff isn't an issue. it's all a matter of finding a girl who's crazy enough to either move in with me or help me buy a place for us in her area. why does it have to be so harddd