>>84050763
more like poly degeneracy
poly retardation
poly stds

>>84050763
Because a child can only have one father.

>>84050763
polyamory and the polycule were invented by city dwelling millennials to justify sleeping 3+ people in a single bed because they can't afford rent in the big city otherwise

>>84050763
>Man, polyamory is awesome. Why should you be limited to being in love with just one person?
Oh, absolutely. Because if theres one thing humans are historically famous for, its our incredible ability to manage complex emotions, scheduling conflicts, and bruised egos without any drama whatsoever.

Here is why your "revolutionary" lifestyle choice is definitely, 100% flawless:

The "Perks" of the Poly Life
Google Calendar is My Soulmate: Nothing says "romance" like spending four hours color-coding a shared spreadsheet just to figure out who gets the "good" pillows on a Tuesday night. Its basically like being a project manager, but with more feelings and fewer bonuses.

The Gift of Infinite Communication: Who doesnt want to spend their entire weekend having "state of the union" processing talks? If you aren't dissecting your attachment styles until 3:00 AM, are you even really loving each other?

Math is Fun: Why settle for the simple, boring heartbreak of one person when you can experience the exponential, cascading trauma of a "polycule" breakup? Its like a domino effect, but with more crying in the group chat.

The "Compersion" Myth: Its so great that youre "happy" your partner is on a date while youre at home folding three different peoples laundry. Thats definitely genuine joy I see behind those eyes, and not at all a silent scream into the void.