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>>84273946
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im op and i look like this btw
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>cute but 6ft bottom
wanna kms
i empathize with short tops
why can't we just swap heights
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Fuck all tall bottoms
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>>84301155
they should be even taller
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>>84301155
>>84301165
you are cruel
you don't know what it's like to want to feel small and be thrown around like a toy but knowing you will never get to experience it no matter what
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im really drawn to guys from colder places like scandinavia, the uk and the netherlands (im from the southern hemisphere) my ex is swedish and looking back at my warmth paired with his shyness and reserve this contrast is so beautiful, and learning bits and bits of your boyfriends language is so nice too if youre in a relationship with a foreigner
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>>84301223
bro you probably erped and sent hearts on discord to eachother for a month before going ghost that is not a bf
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At least I cleaned up the mess from dinner, see I can do basic tasks as a human being... its just most of the time I'm just too lazy.
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>>84301155
I would but sadly even tall bottoms want chad if a short 5'6" bottom wants a 6ft tall chad then a 6ft bottom will want a 6'4" chad
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the way that people in this general treat top and bottom like two different species is annoying. the fact that youre a "bottom" describes nothing but your preferred role during sex
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>When a bottom makes the most bottom post of all time
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>>84301443
why wouldn't you want to mention dealbreakers earlier than things that can be worked out? hurts less if you don't have time to get hopeful. i mention it bc i like size difference and fit the stereotypes of a bottom a lot
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>>84301443
not inherently, but anyone who's exposed to those stereotypes, especially within gay communities, will see the archetypes draped over both and to a varying degree will adopt them. attaching yourself to an identity helps you to fit in with others who align themselves with that same identity (or against another that complements them, such as with the top/bottom dichotomoy)
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>>84301443
>the fact that youre a "bottom" describes nothing but your preferred role during sex
it describes your fundamental predisposition in life itself, and isnt required to mean a thing during sex. a guy can be a bottom and still be doing half the fucking in a relationship, or more. this insistence on "im verse!!!! i like using my cock!!! im not a bottom!!!!" is retarded and a bottom statement. only a certain segment of bottoms are blind to this. many bottoms and all tops are capable of grasping the deeper meaning without getting ego bent over the terms. actual tops dont have this issue, even actual tops who are willing to bottom in a relationship. its exclusively the domain of the petulant bisexual tier retarded faggots who insist there need be more nuance where plenty of nuance is already accepted without redefinition of terms.
read: nobody is locking anyone into any role just because they identify as a top or bottom, human dynamics are fundamentally nuanced and terms exist as broad categories not the final and complete destination, and its universal in relationships to have that nuance built in.
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>>84301266
>>84301390
same anon?
i understand the frustration about things you can't change being an issue its awful. however would you rather people lead you on despite being uncertain about that or avoid getting disappointed early?
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>tfw prince of the manlets height
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>>84301495
same height, wanna make out?
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>>84301500
ok but be warned i'm not a good kisser and will just jam my tongue into your mouth
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>tfw no soft spoken bf
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being gay and not attractive and lazy is torture, might as well be dead. other gays look at you like "girl, why do you even exist?"
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>>84302244
>xe's pretty enough to be mistaken for a girl
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>>84301495
HOW THEY GET THE CAT TO DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?
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>tfw no top bf who laps up cummies from my tummy and then kisses me
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>tfw no bf who actually wears pajamas to sleep
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happy easter or something
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whats so happy about it
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bunnys and flowers and chocolate n stuff
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>tfw no I can't believe it's not milk bf
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Arguing the texture of semen > Arguing the texture of sea men
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>tfw no bf whose cuteness is inversely proportional to his cruelty in a very sexual way
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>>84302913
what the eff!?? i love mucus now??!
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im kinda repulsed by homosexual behaviour including sex but i find men really attractive, is there anyone else like me?
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>>84303059
I dunno but it sounds like you should do some pondering about what it is you like and want.
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>tfw no bf so deep in the closet he feels disgusted after you had sex so he has to beat you and not speak to you until next time he gets horny and then he's nice to you again
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>Micky mikovich maxxing
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>>84303063
thank you anon, i will try doing that
>>84303114
you deserve better than that
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>tfw washing cum out of my hair
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>not using cum as hair gel
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>>84301128
Why are you scared of going to >>>/lgbt/ where you belong?
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Where husband yay
>>84303352
That's for succesful gays we are incels here
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>>84303388
>Where husband yay
>>>84303352
>That's for succesful gays we are incels here
kys
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>>84303318
do not becum r9gay chris chan please :I
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>>84303445
No you kys yay where is my man yay
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Can't wait for my life to magically fix itself without me doing anything >~<
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>no feet kissing catholic bf
why even live :(((((((((
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Meow I'm lonely why aren't you guys giving me attention wa where's da husbie
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I wish I could date an incel chud. Only they could understand my autistic heart. But because they all only want women, im doomed to be alone forever.
It is so painful longing for men that you cannot have
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>>84303893
literally brazil
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>>84301482
Yeah to be honest I'd rather be put down instantly rather then being lead on and ghosted by bottoms because I've been lead on and ghosted by bottoms so many times I think it's why I haven't given up yet where as if they just rejected me out right I would have given up and stopped trying years ago
It's like I'm the mouse in that drowning mouse experiment
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>>84303939
You can't ask for an incel chud bf and then reject all the tops who are below average or mid you can't have both a incel chud bf and have him also be perfect in looks
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i still cant believe they killed brian :/
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>>84304040
Im not even a bottom, which makes my situation 10x worse. And i have never rejected a guy because of his looks, infact an incel literally rejected me beacuse of my looks.
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>>84304040
>talking to cuckolds who arent even gay
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>>84304057
Well bottoms only want chad so if you want to date and fuck a bottom then you need to become chad or already be one and those are your only options
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>>84304059
But his post didn't mention cuckolding at all and I'm not even gay myself so why would I care if he's gay or not?
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>>84304066
I dont care if i guy is a top or a bottom. Id still suck his dick and frot with him. I just want a chud who i can relate too, and who can earnestly love me.
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>modern day /r9gay/ is just a bunch of normal niggers
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my twitter is going okay now
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>I just want a chud who i can relate too
normal nigger or underage? anyones guess, probably both
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>>84304090
Okay but you just said you're not a bottom so how is he going to have sex with you? or do you just expect a long term relationship without ever having actual sex?
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>>84304110
frottage and dick sucking is sex
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>>84304118
How do you expect to keep a boyhusband if you don't have boysex and let him get you boypregnant fagpreggers with your boychildren together? I'd never been in a relationship with no penetrative sex
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>>84304132
Dick sucking is penetrative sex
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>>84303893
Feet kissing is so romantic, it would be better without everyone else being there however
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>>84304132
I desperately wish I could, but bottoming seems like it would be a painful, pleasureless experience to me. Im unfortunately just a submissive top
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>submissive top
thats an oxymoron. so not a top. cool
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I wanna try bottoming but nobody would fuck me lel
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>>84304166
is powerbottoming also an oxymoron too, retard?
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>power
>bottoming
>powerbottoming
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>>84304138
this movie goes hard
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>>84304215
I wish a top bf would go hard on me
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>>84304221
Why do you despise people who dont do anal so fucking much?
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>>84304215
I wish a bottom would let me go hard on him
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this thread is not for buttholers if that's what you're into go to lgbt we like oral here
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>>84304235
I don't? What
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>>84304250
thank you so much for appreciating us, anon. Oral is so underappreciated. Top/bottom dynamics is spiritually israeli
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>>84304215
>>84304221
>>84304245
>we did it reddit!! every possible permutation!!!
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>>84304245
I'm a bottom you can go hard on me
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>take an updoot my good sirs!
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>>84304268
I'm short and my penis is only 6.5 inches long though and 6 inches in girth is that okay?
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i need anal sex desperately badly
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>>84304279
>my penis is only 6.5 inches long
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>>84304279
Yeah those are fine stats but I realized you're cuckbot and your personality is too gross sorry
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>>84304293
Rejected for not being chad once again this one is getting added to the list my rejections are on a steady path to triple digits
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>>84304301
Proving my point lol
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>>84304317
I never rejected the fact that I'm not chad and every time I talk to a bottom I prove their point that I'm not chad I never deny it because if we were to ever be in a relationship they would find it out eventually so no point in hiding it
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Gloo I wish I was cute enough to whore myself out I want cock
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>>84304293
>well now that youve made it known ur cuckbot instead of it just being extremely obvious, im no longer interested
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Meow gimme attention waa I'm hungry and tiwed
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its just over as an euro loser twink, isnt it
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i lost 45lbs and am now 5'11" 146lbs and my 8"x5.25" penis still looks thin and pathetic and i am too embarrassed to ever imagine another person seeing it please help. god what i would give for 6" girth. i would move mountains. why are my genetics so fucking retarded and homosexual i hate myself and my comically thin penis.
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I unironically prefer thin cocks because fat ones look like chodes
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>>84304458
but all that matters is girth, there's literally no point of long length if you have average girth like me. i just have a long unsightly pointy stick for a penis that doesn't stretch anything. my genetics mock me. i will never have sex because of the embarrassment and shame.
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>>84304458
I used to think that having 6 inch girth was a good thing and that my penis was just too small length wise but now I realize that not only is my 6.5 inch clitty too small but it's also too fat and looks like an ugly chode and this is why no bottom will ever have sex with me they only want perfectly balanced ratio penised chads and my itty bitty white clitty will never match up to their standards so why even try as a non chad clittycel
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How many of you are masturbating to your self humiliation rituals you post here?
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>>84304480
i don't fap to the idea that my penis is so thin it wouldn't pleasure anyone. it makes me depressed.
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Kenneth how over is it for you?
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>>84304480
My penis is too small for me to even get off sexually people assume that when I watch porn that I'm flicking my itty bitty white clitty but I'm actually just sitting there hoping to cum hands free because my clitty is too small to even grasp with my tiny white sissy hands it just slips right through I could never dream of sexually satisfying a bottom when I can't even sexually satisfy myself due to my own small penis
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>>84304492
>my itty bitty white clitty but I'm actually just sitting there hoping to cum hands free because my clitty is too small to even grasp with my tiny white sissy hands
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>>84304540
Damn meow lookin different after that shave
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>>84304441
>>84304472
>>84304484
>GULP
>my penis is thin
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>>84304557
literally the worst thing a penis can be is long and thin yes. average or small at least you won't cause any discomfort or pain because of a stabbing sensation with zero stretch from girth. my genetics literally gave me the absolute worst sort of penis to have because i was cursed at conception. fact.
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>>84304553
>Damn meow lookin different
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>>84301128
ass a gay anon doyou find masculine dudes hot?

or are you a gay anon that finds feminine dudes hot
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I'm straight and I find feminine dudes hot like twinks and femboys and they owe me sex
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>bottom 1% frame for a dude my height
>but ugly and masculine facewise so i'd never be considered feminine or cute i just look like a tall-ish ugly dude with an unusually small frame
>probably look ugly and uncanny body wise too
genuinely cursed.
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>>84304632
can you find acting roles that make uuse of your uncanny bodily prportions so you can be like a horror movie monster?
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>>84304635
no i'll just isolate myself and die a virgin hermit alone because nobody would ever want me.
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>>84304492
>my tiny white sissy hands
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Umm guys I think meow simp might be having some problems
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Ultrakill meow
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These threads will be much nicer when cuckot kills himself
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>>84304632
As a short skinny white sissy that's constantly made fun of for my small white penis and my short stature by bottoms I know that feel it's like I'll never be good enough and my life is ruined by my genetics just for being born and being endlessly humiliated by bottoms for my white clitty is ruining my life I just wish I had a normal body and was average instead of this because at this rate I will never ever have sex or any relationship because of my sissy white body frame
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How do I get one of you faggots to show me how trains work in Factorio making the conveyor longer is getting increasingly unsustainable
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how do i get a flamboyant james chjarles type bf?
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>>84304867
Isn't he a pedophile
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>>84304749
Lmaoing at u stoopid
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>>84304867
You could try getting jonah to break up with his bf
I hate jonah
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>>84304895
Anon please don't be mean I'm trying my best to figure out everything as blind as possible and the concept of a main bus is really really making my brain hurt
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>>84304710
>my small white penis and my short stature
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>>84304942
So the guy posting the BLACKED wojak edits is a 30 year old canadian now? we're getting new personalities here every day
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au revoir niggers
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>>84304885
buddy who isnt these days
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sometimes you guys don't realize that (you), a lonely gay anon (normies count as tourists) that wants love and sex from a guy, are literally surrounded by tons of guys who are just as in need of love as (you)

You, a males lover too shy to talk with them irl, are here, surrounded by males (that you love), and you are TALKING to them, do you realize how huge this is? Start to make out and write sweet things to each other
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>>84305176
All of the people you just mentioned only want chad and I'm not chad though
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the world would be a better place if all males turned gay
>but humans will go extinct
so, no more work? No more destruction? No more normalfags?
Win-win
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>>84305176
no, i despise intimacy
i'll just live in my fantasy world
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>>84305200
I mentioned everyone including (you) and myself, and this isn't about sex anyway (but can be as well if you and the other anons feel kinky)

Does that mean you're chad only too?
>>84305208
if you come here, that means you're searching for a connection with other dudes
>fantasy world
that's adorable, I have a huge one as well. What happens in yours?
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>>84305206
Erm?! No more hecking evil destructive human beings??! Eeyup, sign me up!!!
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>>84305237
cut the sarcasm. Yes humans are evil, but not in the normalfag way of thinking. But this isn't about humans, it's about the world they forced us to live in
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>>84305246
can a brother get a definition on 'evil' and who this unnamed 'they' is
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>>84305235
no it doesn't
and i've put up countless layers of defenses and impenetrable walls around my fantasy world so it's never tainted by the gross real world, so anything that happens in there is highly confidential
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>>84305246
>alright! Cut the crap, man!
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>>84305176
Oops everyone is on the other side of a planet and I'm a retard who struggles to even make an appointment, haha!
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I need an autistic bf to be autistic with together. An autonomous bf that lives on his island and I live on mine and we visit each other. I know it's not much, but you may enter my humble domain. My secret, hidden valley. My fortress of solitude. Alien and hostile to outsiders, but perfectly in my element. Cut the tags off your shirt and get comfortable.
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>tfw no semi ldr bf to spend weekends with
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>>84305408
>semi ldr
isn't that just intermediate distance?
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>>84305477
Yes, you're right sweetie.
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I want power, just like our father did
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>>84302850
heaster
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Licking bussyhole
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Bear, seek seek lest
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>>84304867
I always think these borderline trans types look uncany. Plastic and gross. Same can be said for that guy who started using steroids at age 10 whose dick doesn't work.
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>>84304867
r9gay has gone woke
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If my fbf licks the butt I'll do anything.
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i refuse to believe any man below 5.5"-6" girth has sex in the western world nowadays. maybe 15+ years ago before everything got fucked up by apps but i wouldn't be surprised if above 50% of men in the west are completely sexless, just a lot of them are too embarrassed to admit it and lie.
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>>84306106
Yeah if I'm getting utterly humiliated and rejected by bottoms for having a 6.5 inch x 6 inch dick I can only imagine what it's like for guys smaller then me wouldn't be surprised if bottoms wanted smaller dicked tops to be executed just for existing
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I hate that I can't get a top bf because my bussy is only 99% perfect instead of 100%.
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any preferences spoken here are superficial and more often than not don't hold up to realworld situations. talk to a boy from here and get him hot and bothered by you and he'll still ride your dick even if you're a 5'1 mexican with a 5 inch mexidick
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Let's see if you're right then
I'm a short 5'5" top with a small 6.5 inch dick that's 6 inches in girth and I have a norwood 2 hairline and I'm looking for a bottom twink any takers?
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>>84306428
zamn, 6 inches in girth? for 5'5, that thing must look like an absolute monster on you. that's a real bitch breaker
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>>84306406
100%
When you actually meet a guy IRL the equation changes. You're not jerking off to porn anymore, you're with a flesh and blood human being.
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>>84306435
Maybe but I'm a virgin with no one to use it on so I'll never know
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>>84306479
while you still draw breath, your chance of breaking a boy's asshole with your thick dick is never zero. desu unless you live on an island surrounded by gators, you could get a hole filled by the hour using a sex app. I understand you probably have a mountain of hold ups that hinders that, but I'm just saying that knowing the option is always there can help.
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>>84306491
I actually took that advice last year and tried dating apps and all I got was rejected 3 more times and ignored so it doesn't really work like that for me anyways
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>>84306514
if at first you don't succeed, try again. if you got to the point of getting messaged and biffed it, then idk i'd have to see the conversation to know where it wrong. all i know is that if you put your physical attributes on your profile and were still getting hit up, you were 95% of the way there and a few duds can always happen. just need to lock in for that last 5% to meet up to do abominable and heretical things together
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>>84306514
With apps you have to accept it's a numbers game and until you're physically meeting the person you shouldn't mentally invest too much in it. For me it took a couple weeks of talking to different people, then one who I had been talking with for a while finally agreed to meet IRL, then we hit it off right away.
Just don't lie about who you are. You can still post semi-flattering pics (everyone does) but you should know each others' deal going in.
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well my twitter was making my progress and i got banned for "inauthentic behaviour" niggas literally cannot have shit
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i cried every day obsessively stalking and touchibng myself to pictures of a dude i got with twice who broke things off cause he wanted to be more casual and i just wnated to say that all of the waiting was Completely worth it because he came back to me and we'rew incredibly in love
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>>84307144
that is good anon. sometimes you can do everything wrong and still have things turn out right
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nini /r9gay/ <3
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I only ate one meal today. Because I was having some fat neet stomach issues which I won't name but you can... imagine.
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if I was ever transported back to the 30s or the 40s before 1942 and somehow landed in front of Reinhard Heydrich himself the first thing I would do is walk myself right on behind him to see his butt
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^faggot for bumping it
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we're all faggots so it's ok
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don't look at me i'm not a faggot
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i love penis and i love cum
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penis and cum hate you
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please dont call me the f word
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>>84308638
I never said you were my friend
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I am balding. It is over. No one will ever love me.
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*kisses your bald spots* babe please stop... for me
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>>84308691
No. I told you it's OVER. Do NOT touch me ever again.
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I really need to put my shit together and find a bf or I'll die a virgin like that pic of a dessicated corpse in a bed with a bodypillow.
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>>84309204
>like that pic of a dessicated corpse in a bed with a bodypillow
they could have been a widow albeit
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>>84309217
The bodypillow had a titties and even a hole if I remember correctly so no.
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>>84309226
a late man of culture, I see
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>e bf hasnt messaged in over a day
Did bro die
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I have something important to do tomorrow, if somebody, anyone, could as a reminder tell me to do my chores I would really appreciate it, I'm sorry but I'm at my limit, my life is so fucked I can't procrastinate anymore, I can't ignore it anyone, I need to do it
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>>84309258
Sorry honey, he's mine now.
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I know gays fuck everything all the time but I guess I must be a special case of ugly cause nobody will fuck me.
Will I get banned off grindr if I offer twinks money to top me?
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>>84309427
you are probably fine and you just need more exposure
I would like to have sex but im worried about being exposed, only way I can is by hooking up with someone in another city.
Or we could just have sex with women, thats another option
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Yikes, whore moment!
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>>84309435
Why would you worry about that? If you run into anybody you know, they'll have to come out as gay too to tell anyone.
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>no sugar, caffeine or masturbation
I'm monkmaxxing.
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caffeine, extra masturbation, and no sugar
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>>84305609
>how do you masturbate your heart
plsy otome games desu
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Meow missa miesystava
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Why's all the anime this season so shit
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My bf is not responding bros he might actually be dead wtf
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He's getting blow out by chad
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i'm not like the other gaycels
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any decent gay discord servers?
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>>84310377
Summoning jonah? I hate jonah
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>>84310388
I said decent
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>>84310429
>decent
any number multiplied by 0 is 0, gaycattle
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>>84310500
yeah yeah, whatever that means schizocuck
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I have schizophrenia yay.
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>>84310544
So do you hear voices if you don't take your meds?
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im so miserable
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>>84310564
Yeah but no human voices yay
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>yeah yeah, whatever that means schizocuck
goycattle gaycattle
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my spirit animal is the male seahorse
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groceries are so expensive, even a small trip is 100 bucks now. I don't know how much longer the money is going to last at this rate. Speed running my demise I guess.
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boypregmaxxing
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>>84310745
>>84310896
Boywife to boymom pipeline
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This crossing into troon territory but damn is the idea of getting my fbf pregnant hot.
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>>84310893
nobody cares because you COULD eat 1 single cheap meal a day and spend wisely, but never will, so fuck off.
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>>84310980

better than getting fast food, though, right? I'm trying to cook and eat less. Not easy when ground beef is 8$/lb.
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>>84310197
Half of them didn't even come out yet I think? Last season was very good however
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>>84310611
Sometimes I hear trees talking to me, other times it's sun and moon arguing over which season of naruto was best
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I am once again asking for a bf to get me into anime so I can become a weeb.
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>>84311033
rice, beans, toast, etc portion controlled, 1 meal a day. if you need meat find a butcher and ask them for the shit they wanna throw away, you can cook that into anything mentioned, or a stew. life isnt that hard when youre not a high maintenance retard.
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>>84311266

Mom never did that so I'm not going to
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>>84311266
He eats nothing but meat because he's a picky eater retard, no wonder he spends so much money.
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>>84311287

Mom never called me a picku retard so you can't either
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I belong nowhere, not even here
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>>84311140
i feel the same way about furries
no hypersexual twink bf to take me to furrycons
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>>84311464
it's a pretty shitty place
would be sad to truly belong here
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>>84311480
I meant r9gay. And this gen is the closest thing to what I am. I was so happy when I found it because most gay spaces are filled with normies and very well off gays, but I realized I don't click with most of the gaybots here either. I feel lost, I have no place where I can be fully myself comfortably, and I'm not searching it anymore either
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Why do you CHOSE to not look like this?
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>>84311529
i know what you meant, because i feel the same
it's just an in-between waiting room before better places come to exist, don't take it too seriously
best time i've had was on 4chan-themed discord servers, but currently there doesn't seem to be a decent one
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>>84311555
Thanks anon, your kindness cheered me up a little :)
>before better places come to exist
what kind of places might those be? Do you think that the "normalization" of us gays might lead to more of us feel disconnected from the main community without being homophobic or anti-LGBT?
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>>84311579
stop thinking about all those labels
just find people you relate to and have things in common with
those exist independently of all those never-ending societal tides
LGBT this, homo this, gay that, incel this, trans this, this normal, this not-normal, bleh
nobody really cares about what you are and what you do, it's all just a grand performance of virtue signaling and low level mental masturbation to nothing
>what kind of places might those be?
i dunno, i'm not the architect, we'll see
or not
it doesn't matter anyway
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>>84311622
No, I'm gay and I want to hang around with other gay dudes that aren't assholes, expecially to other marginalized people like I am. I'm tired of the sttaights, I'm tired of normies and chads, and I'm tired of mean people, I want someone that just wants to be friendly and using labels is just a quicker way to figure out who I'm talking to, not the whole deal, but it helps
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I wear my badges on my sleeve bigot
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>>84311732
did you beat the fairy type gym as well?
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>tfw proud black disabled male identifying female presenting occasionally pansexual sometimes asexual lesbian of color
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>>84311754
I'd befriend xhem
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I would wear a pink triangle, how about you?
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>>84301128
tfw no gaycel boyfriend to give me headpats while i autistically nyaa and nyuzzle his face
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>>84311796
I'd do that...but I give a lot of kisses, like a lot. I'm very kissy
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Only fapped once today not sure if I should do it again but I'm bored and slightly horny because of it
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>>84311829
what did you fap on?
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so... do y'all fuck each other or what?
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>>84311840
No we don't do anything but bitch about no bf and never bf each other.
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>>84311840
sometimes jerk off together but that's it
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>>84311840
who are you? State your purpose
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>>84311832
What are you asking me anon?
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>>84311882
what media or pic did you use to make you horny
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>>84311823
me too ~_~
lots of very passionate french kissing
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>>84311892
A pic of boyfeet
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>>84311903
I was thinking more about kissing your cute cheeks, then your forhead, then your neck, then your hair I'm giving headpats on, your ears, your cute nose, your shiny eyes

i don't know how to kiss a mouth :(
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>>84311920
>>84311903
and also you laugh a lot during it because it's like I'm tickling you
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>>84309341
remember to do your chores
>>84311111
incredible get, inedible even
>>84311266
damn, i should remember to ask about beef fat next time i go shopping
was gonna get a bunch of that and render it into a fatass disc but i forg
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don't eat beans, farts smell rancid with those. Imagine if you were dating a cute guy and you farted during your first date
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Imagine going on a date with a stranger
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Imagine if you farted on a stranger's face
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i cried when they killed brian :( i couldnt believe it
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I flicked my clitty
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>I flickked my clitty
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Gloo where husbie yay
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>>84312006
As a top is it different and okay for me to fart since I'm not the one bottoming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glD6orXQ0eU
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>>84312557
NTA but a top has to fart for me. It's incredibly manly
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>>84312586
https://youtu.be/cCW-B7stJ-8
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^millennial slop btw
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I lost 13lbs and I'm starting to look like a skinny white sissy that gets fucked by bigger and stronger men again
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>10 minutes on reddit:
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>tfw no bf who will never fart around me or other people because he is not disgusting

>>84311535
Why is he wearing a sports bra?
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>>84312853
Thank you! I know someone who farts walking down the street and has no shame about it. Makes me die of second hand embarrassment. Bring back bullying retarded people
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>>84312853
>Why is he wearing a sports bra?
probably nipple chafing
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>>84312869
>Bring back bullying retarded people
i dont see you bullying all the retards here?
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>>84312878
Actually I just looked it up and that brand apparently has stuff in it that monitors heart rate, speed etc.
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I'm a retarded people yay
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you dont even qualify as people
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If I go too long without a hot sweaty goonsesh my clitty starts to leak and hurt
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>>84312921
Why not yay meow
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>tfw no bf for anon to plap him
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why is dandy's world porn so good
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because goob is the ideal bottom
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do you want to have sex with goob because he's retarded? be honest
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>tfw no sigma star bf
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Nigga is called goober that's an instant turn off
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https://youtu.be/Hweqfxsrgac
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>>84313156
is he retarded? i never played, but yeah i guess
>>84313184
>goober
pretty sure its just goob
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>roblox porn and roblox knowers
New low for my home...
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goob isnt the sexiest dandy's world character, but he's cute. they all are. dont know why youd want to top him, though - he has a dog cock for a reason
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>>84313233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSJ4O9i5JAo
watch this video and tell me you dont want to have sex with these roblox characters.
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>>84313233
>New low for my home...
it genuinely isnt.
if anything its directionally an improvement to where the thread used to be.
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>>84313253
No and it's just a downgrade of a south park skit.
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>>84313274
>No
do you have no heart? no sense of moe?
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>>84313314
I can't fall in love with fictional characters.
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These niggas fap to non humans lmao
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>>84313350
that is literally the saddest thing ive ever heard anon. im so sorry
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>r9gay niggas be like first time I saw donald duck I thought about having gay sex with him
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r9gayGODS be like the first time I saw the dandy's world pumpkin i got a boner so powerful i got dizzy
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boys with foreskin
unf
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do you guys browse the lgbt friend finder threads on soc and lgbt just incase a non normalfag posts? Otherwise how do u get to talking to guys?
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>>84313694
Meow gettin freaky tonight
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>>84313755
usually just asking for a form of offsite communication method if you have a nice chat with an anon. i've never used friend finders or /soc/ and have met many anons just through chance interactions
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>>84311796
the world bro is envisioning:
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I want to be an anon's autistic little kitty-cat. I'm not cute though.
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>>84313811
The guy on the left looks like chris chan before he trooned
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>>84313821
why are you not cute mister anon
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>>84313897
I'm chubby and my face is masculine. I'm a femmy little bottom personality wise.
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Cuckbot linking his own race threads again
>>84313769
Only good way to do it
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>>84313916
sounds cute to me. nothing wrong with a little chub, and faces are faces. i'm sure you're fine, anon
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>>84311929
>>84311920
ahnn, kisses all over >.<
please
for me its licking and biting all over but thats weird desu
also i dont know if im still ticklish, i havent been tickled in a long time

>>84313811
unironically cute but he made him upset in the end ~_~
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>>84311993
Thank you anon, you helped me a lot
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>Dandy's World
>roblox porn
I'm starting to feel too old for this place, for me you look like a bunch of retarded kids, I'm a retarded adult, we are not the same
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>>84313769
Have those led to meeting or even long term friends? Also I just wonder if I even get the right person when publically posting a tag and isnt it bannable?
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>>84314104
That or they're also old but trying to stay young by latching onto current zoomer or gen A etc memes. I think that the maximally autistic option is most likely when it comes to this place.
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>Youtube recommends me a 20 year old Broodwar video
That's gotta be a record for me. Just seeing the number 20 there is pretty wild.
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>>84314215

I remember watching youtube 20 years ago.
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>>84314163
>Have those led to meeting or even long term friends?
yeah. a lot of duds too, of course, but that's just how it goes.
>Also I just wonder if I even get the right person when publically posting a tag and isnt it bannable
the 'right person' can't be discerned until you get to know eachother and see how things feel. you can hit it off quite well with someone and then as you interact with more think "ehh... maybe not" and same with the opposite situation. i've experienced both to know you just have to do it and see where it goes, regardless of first impressions (within reason you don't have to give a megapsycho/schizo a chance lol)
as for it being bannable, I haven't been banned posting a discord tag or email so either i've been lucky or mods don't give a shit.
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>>84314215
Oh hey, I was just replaying that mission with the purple marines where Kerrigan first shows up in SC1 a few hours ago. Huh.
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>>84301128
How can /r9gay/ change the world and fix this?
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>>84314476
we can make tops and bottoms wear identifying armbands
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so it seems there are at least THREE other sc niggas here lol
or TWO, if one of you posted about it before
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>>84314575
I like this, what would the Armbands look like?
>>84314652
I unironically don't know what sc means
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I suck at RTS, I can't multitask worth shit and always forget something.
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>>84314682
starcraft
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>>84314575
yeah but there aren't many tops to begin with hence bottoms chasing after dl himbos
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>>84315043
>there aren't many tops so bottoms chase the upper crust of tops
huh
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>>84314682
hmm how about a pink triangle for a classic look
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>>84315088
That would work for the bottoms, what about the tops?
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I would rock a pink triangle, see you in the camps guys... meet me in the latrine after light's out...
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denpachan down vgh
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do you ever sometimes feel like just going
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>>84315213
yeah but no one cares if you scream, they just want you to shut up and suffer in silence.
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what's the difference between meow and a refrigerator? refrigerators don't fart when you pull your meat out
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>>84315253
my chest freezer is making some weird noises, I'm shopping for a new one
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>>84315253
most boys fart and schlorp when you fuck their ass for an extended period
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I would utterly embarrassed if I farted when with my bf, even doing lewd.
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>>84315606
better be prepared to get embarrassed then because that's just a thing that happens.
you're going to want to save the embarrassment for the one time you don't clean yourself properly and massively get shit on his dick. i'm not even trying to be gross or rude this WILL happen at least once
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why is american dad so funny
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>>84312869
what a bad boy he is! do you have his contact by any chance? I want to give him a...piece of my mind and discipline him since he's been a bad bad dirty boy
>>84315606
Are you a bottom? that's perfectly normal and very cute. Your top boyfriend will be used to it and reassure you with extra kisses while the room smells like eggs. He might join and fart with you: thursting and post-coital relaxation will make them fart as well and it might stink way more than yours since what you're expelling is air that he pumped in your body, while his are actual farts, so even if you're a top, you can't escape it. Sex stinks, men stink and fart, it's not that pleasant I know but once you get intimate with your bf it becomes a part of it that just reinforces how close you two are. Outside sex, all you have to do is finding an excuse to be away from your bf for a moment and fart and not eating much gassy food, but is that really what you wanna do for a lifetime? You have seen each other's cum and naked bodies
>>84315638
if anon gets a bidet and doesn't eat anything too bad before sex it's mostly preventable
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bro - what the fuck
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bro - want to fuck?
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*hugs a random anon*
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lost the hug lottery fuck my life
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>>84316282
eh, maybe you would not have liked me hugging you
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>fart fetishists
New low for my home...
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>>84316503
no kink shaming allowed
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>>84316331
the other way around is more likely
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>>84316710
pretty sure not
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Shoutout to tall, brown guys with long curly hair.
Truly my best type, if you are good at basketball you can even put a ring on my finger.
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>Shoutout to Tyrones. If you're Tyrone + you can even put a finger on my ring because Tyrone alone isn't enough
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am i still banned.... am i still bANned... hello...
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Dont have sex with the black people they are going to hit you and strangle you
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don't have sex with meow he is going to fart and shit on you
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>>84317399
it's ok, meow is chad only
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>>84317384
uuh...storytime?
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i was hoping i could sort out the whole having a bf situation before joining the air force but thats not what happened
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I wish jonah was still banned
I hate jonah
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>>84317399
Meow is to femme to fart. Farts are for manly guys only
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>>84317384
>don't have sex with black men because they use their mighty, enormous muscles to establish dominance over you
You are not makng a very good argument for your case.
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Usually meow is more subtle with his love for BLACK men
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Honestly, I wish I was gay. Life would be much better
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>>84317328
Shut up cuckbot stop spamming about your gross fetish you pathetic unfunny broken record
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>>84317471
Sorry cuckbot no one wants you to start masturbating as you read it
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>>84317399
Is that why cuckbot wanted to have sex with him? It all makes sense now
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>>84317902
Chudbot never actually wanted sex with meow though this was already discussed before
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Pick rock as a weapon
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>>84317478
Where are you stationed?
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My hairless fat ass is slick with sweat sigh
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>>84318224
i am joining wsop/control officer
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>>84318235
Do you know where you're being sent to though?
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>>84318264
So this is how meow feels about white chuds???
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>>84318286
if he's just joining up he has no idea where he'll be sent.
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>>84318371
For his ultimate ya but he still has to be trained somewhere. Seems like it would be Texas? Or Alabama?
I asked cause I'm in the Navy and if we were close enough we could have hung out.
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Meow me want cock in my used up whore virgin holes yay where husband
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Meow is a witch. One time I had a discussion with him and something bad happened right after. Beware
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>>84318528
Maybe you should've been nicer to me then yay
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>>84318535
You weren't nice so I responded back. Not doing this again tho, you're scary
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I couldn't imagine willingly joining the military in a time like this, well any time really but certainly not now.
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>>84318553
Sad! Waa.
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>>84318572
a dude was mad people didn't want to join the military because that meant they didn't care about being patriots and protecting values and stuff. Said dude was 18 and unironic nazi (had symbols on his profile)

Honestly, retarded zoomers like that can go die to defend me and my home
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>>84318592
yeah if he was actually in the military you should find out who his commander is and let him know the dude is an active nazi. Even in this administration they don't tolerate that.
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>>84318620
not american. My military is full of those, most young men joining it are far right. And they get called "heroes" for that
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Waa cock waa.
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>>84318629
Ahh, I understand. Sucks that's so accepted.
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>>84318646
extremely accepted. It's a known fact military guys here are scumbags, not all, but most of them. It's a very hostile environment, I don't know how a gay guy would want to join it
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>>84318678
yet the military is the about the most homoerotic places around. Some of the shit they get up to crazy.
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>>84318713
>most homoerotic places around
very true, but most are prison gays, they'll pretend like nothing happened. And besides the homoerotic stuff, there's a lot of bullying
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>>84318730
always bring up they're the ones living and showering and spending all day with with other men. They don't like that.
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>>84318744
did you do that anon? Tell us tell us!
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>>84318779
I said it to a homophobic jock type who was going to join the army after hs. This was some years ago. I basically said "You're the one who's going to sleep in a barracks, shower with other dudes, and spend all day with them. Who's the fag?" He didn't like that and called me a little queer. Doesn't really matter.
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>>84318365
No that's just cuckbot reposting his own threads here
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>>84318572
I joined before Trump got elected in 2024, I thought I knew what I was in for because of his first term but he's somehow been so much worse, lol
I have yet to be deployed though, spent damn near 2 years in schooling/training. Right now I'm spending two months on hold doing jack shit, basically a glorified NEET getting pay and benefits. I have another half year of schooling after that. If they try to send my ass to Iran afterwards I'll file as a conscientious objector.
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Navy niggas never beating the gay stereotypes
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>>84318947
Ya if you look on grindr near a naval base you'll get a bunch of hits inside it and in the local area (which is full of military housing)
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>>84318445
im from england so im joining the royal air force not the american air force
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long, hard and full of seaman and its not gay when we're underway.
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>>84319050
You will soon become a soggy biscuit enjoyer, laddy.
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this is the third time now in the past few months someone i haven't talked to in years messaged me but then deleted their message so i have no idea what they said so don't bother responding
what do these people want from me
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>>84318802
why did that idiot call you a fag?
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>>84319050
Damn
>tfw no qt brit bf
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aren't brits like...very snarky?
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>>84318620
>implying the military doesnt know what all of its servicemen are doing at all times
imagine being a fucking retard
>>84318629
>"my shithole is full of retards, not me though :3"
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>>84319167
because I was openly gay, a little flamboyant I will admit.
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>>84319275
>snarky
swarthy*? yes. modern ones are
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>>84319275
it does seem a bit ingrained in their culture. even their public service announcements seem to usually have an element of self deprecation to the pointlessness of the PSA or to the locals it's directed at. it seems endearing to me
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>>84319303
I wish I was like that too back in HS. You might be a couple years younger than me so you went to school when lgbt was a little more accepted, but being openly gay with others and yourself specifically helps a lot. I've repressed my sexuality for years. My classmates were homophobic but I don't think I would've been bullied or namecalled much
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>>84319312
sarcasm is a sign of intelligence and elegance, but I can't stand malicious smarty pants much. I prefer my bf to be a little more simple minded and silly but with a purer heart, I wonder what country has guys like that.
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every country ever has every type of guy ever, shut the fuck up
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>>84319373
people are people. i'd worry more about finding any guys at all to vet for their whimsy and pure heartedness before filtering by country
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WORSE YET TO COME
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>>84319394
I know, but we were talking about a kind of guys from a country
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while high intelligence isn't a necessity, i'd need a boy from a more developed nation. I don't want to have to get someone up to speed on cultural and philosophical sensibilities that are implicitly taught through osmosis of a nation that's been highly educated for at least several generations. if I have to deal with a single izzat moment, i'm dumping his ass at the nearest train station
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>>84319113
i hope so
desu scared of twinkdeath and growing up i know its immature and peter pan but it would be nice if this also somehow leads me to getting a bf
being an unemployed LOSER certainly hasnt
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I'm lonely waa why nobody talk to me
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>>84319505
you know i bet story would love a chat right about now why don't you ask him :)
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don't bully story
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>>84319521
I don't wanna talk about what slop he ate today or his hemorrhoids though

What a cool opossum
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waow another wave of nothing posts in the retard thread
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>>84319546
be the change you want to see buster cuz to me it just looks like you're contributing to the nothing
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i got a topic for you
boys
and what i'd do to them
a 13 volume essay
a lot of it has to do with their butts
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I just woke up an hour ago and I'm already fucking exhausted by everything and want to go back to bed
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>>84319674
>I just woke up an hour ago and I'm already fucking
anon gets all the (boy)ladies
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>>84319481
I think few of us could ever have the chance to get to know someone not from the 1st world in the gay dating scenes, expecially since the less educated a country is, the more homophobic and repressed its men are
>nation that's been highly educated for at least several generations.
what kind of education are we talking about? Basic social contract education and HS diploma or do you want someone with at least one college degree? That's a little pretentious
>izzat moment
what is that?
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>>84319796
it's less strictly one's formal education and more who they're surrounded by as we learn our behaviors from our environment. I suppose this does mean hoodniggers or pakis in their cordoned ghettos probably won't apply despite living in a 'first world' state, but there's always exceptions.
>izzat
indian clan ego, where an indian who perceives a challenge to their status will apparently take that as an offence of their entire family, so will be almost forced to retaliate regardless of how minute the slight or retarded the circumstance. apparently explains a lot of retarded indian moments.
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>>84319866
what if I am a NEET that lives in a nice neighborhood with a nice family and is well spoken and mannered? Like, I just don't want to work? Am I like a hood guy?
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>>84319993
you sound alright, but you will have to work whether you want to or not :p. nice family, nice neighborhood: it sounds like you could get a good lowstress first job with your family's help. i'd keep that in mind when you start looking for work
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>>84319481
I think you haven't had the opportunity to get anywhere close to that point.
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>>84320014
>it sounds like you could get a good lowstress first job with your family's help
not really lol there's not much nice work in the job market where I live and my family hasn't many connections

Sounds like you want a working boyfriend. That's fair, I'd probably get to do something if I was motivated by love, true love ofc, not "ewww I'm not dating you aa a bassment dweller, get yourself fixed" kind of love
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>>84319505
>I'm lonely waa why nobody talk to me
because you look like this
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>>84320257
needs to be 30% trannyer
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>>84320038
you should be searching for a job for your own sake. money and independence go a long way to emboldening a person. maybe you don't have self confidence issues, but many NEETs do; and the fantasy of being taken care of by a man is a lot more realistic counterintuitively when you have the monetary means to actually meet men who could potentially have an interest and the income to support a hometender.
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BWC bf
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>>84320309
i'm just a BWC acquaintance actually
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My itty bitty white clitty will never be big enough to be a big strong BWC and the bottoms will never let me live it down why even live at this point?
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>>84320257
No I don't and so what what do My looks have to do with it
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doggy boys
unf
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>>84320651
I'm not into puppy roleplay but I think that puppy gays are very cute. I'd date one, a furry too, it means they are kinkier and aren't pearl clutching normies
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>>84320846
farthest i'd go is using a collar and leash to facilitate fucking and more as a function of dominance than "uwu i'm a little doggy boy"
but yes, i'll never say no to a subby boy who wants to be taken in whichever what way.
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>>84320914
I find puppy gays extremely cute, I'd probably play the owner as well, can't see me as the doggy, but I'd enjoy spoiling my good boy a lot. I wonder what is the origin of this fetish of theirs, I'm genuinely interested
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>>84320929
>I wonder what is the origin of this fetish
lots of boys are quite submissive, and dogs are usually treated and pampered quite well without any expectation of work for those benefits. you can imagine the appeal of being with someone that pampers you a lot without having to do anything but be theirs (which that idea of being 'owned' or being someone's 'one' can be hot/fulfilling in itself). I imagine this applies to 'catboys' as well
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>>84320967
>lots of boys are quite submissive
haven't had the luck to met many...I was probably too ugly for them I guess
>you can imagine the appeal of being with someone that pampers you a lot without having to do anything but be theirs
this is sooo cute, so basically they just want affection the easiest way possible? Sounds perfect for me since I'm very giving and affectionate in my relationships but I always found people that hated attentions. Sounds like a puppy gay would be the perfect soulmate for me
>catboys
I love cats but I think I prefer doggos as humans. Happy and himboish
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>>84320412
idk people dont wanna talk to someone who looks like picrel
>>84320283
true
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>BON057_c-840x840.jpg
as if it wasnt possible to make this thread MORE normal nigger and repulsive
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>>84321044
not a big fan of pupmasks tbqhwyf. feels a bit too bdsm-y for me.
>I was probably too ugly for them I guess
i've met my fair share who would have loved to be bred by some fat slob. not saying you're that type of ugly, but there's a twink for everyone.
>but I always found people that hated attentions
some people be like that. even more people who are like that because they're immature of unmitigated mental defectives. the fag world has a disproportionate amount of the latter, sadly.
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>>84321096
I'd gladly do the roleplay without my pup bf wearing it too, I want to see their cute face! But if they need it to enter the headspace better, I don't mind
>but there's a twink for everyone
I'm into bigger boys usually, pretty big, but I'm not big boys only. However twinks are probably pickier.
>immature of unmitigated mental defectives
sorry anon wdym?
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>>84321143
>I'm into bigger boys usually, pretty big
good man. big boys need lovin' too
>>84321143
>sorry anon wdym?
i'm retarded and messed up a word. I meant to say 'or' mental defectives - that the types who are usually resistant to attention from their lover are usually a bit off. sounds like a blanket statement, and it is, but it's held true enough in my experience. if you get consistently 'annoyed' by someone you supposedly love/care for trying to get your attention, you either don't share those feelings as strongly as you think, or there's something wrong with you.
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adult men sleeping with plushies AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>84321171
>if you get consistently 'annoyed' by someone you supposedly love/care for trying to get your attention, you either don't share those feelings as strongly as you think, or there's something wrong with you
word. Word.
I'm a bit wary of people so I might appear cold, yet once I'll get a bf (never) I'll shower him with attention and cuddles 24/7 and I'll wish for him to appreciate it at worst, or do more than what I do at best. I want to give my love and I assume the other person would want that as well, in a similar way to mine if we're so compatible to end up together. I don't want my affection to ever feel rejected like that again...it hurts
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Waa where's my knight in shining armour gloo
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>>84321234
the one good thing about loving and losing is you get a better idea of what you want out of a relationship, which helps you find someone that fits you better. good luck, anon.
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>>84321231
yeah so what
it's kind of hot when a boy spreads his asshole for you and you see his stuffed fennec fox in the backround staring at the debauchery
if that makes me a freak then call me freakazoid cuz i like it (uhhuh-uhhuh)
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grown man sucking cock AHAHAHAHAHA
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I only love my momma and my husband
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>>84321295
I'm pretty self aware luckily, I know exactly who I might click with. Thanks anon!
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>>84321396
>>momma
>tfw no cute momma's boy bf to spoil
>>husband
what if he becomes an ex husband?
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I was a former momma's boy until she died... anyone want to spoil me?
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*crickets*
*more crickets*
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Didnt Brad beat the shit out of his mom tho?
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thats why yo momma dead
dead as he-
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Got a college acceptance letter today, I wasn't really expecting to get accepted anywhere but I was admitted for the fall 2026 semester. It's in a very cozy little liberal arts town but with high rent and not many jobs so I'd have to stay in the dorms, probably as an RA + work study after the first semester. I was expecting to have to wait until the spring, or even fall of next year, to transfer. But I could go in the fall, and I WAS originally hoping to, and I -could- do it...

I will watch some college movies and mull it over. Is it worth it to wait another semester or two in order to bring up my GPA and get more options, if the difference only amounts to one state school or another? It's not like I'm going for engineering or tech where the reputation of the school matters a lot.
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>>84321729
hopefully hue and his degree having will get to you on your path forward
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Where do I get a boyfriend born in 2012
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>>84322170
*does the math in my head*
what the fuck bro
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skbbidi ahh bf
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sticking out your guy-it for rizzler
your so skeeb beady, your so phantom tax
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spooky evening fog
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>>84321518
come here story, baby. Sorry for the late reply, I was sleeping. Speaking of which story: what kind of bf would you like? Since I'm here I never read you talking about your ideal bf
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>sexually attracted to men
>managed to become a 26 year old virgin
I'm a special kind of ugly and mentally ill.
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>>84323609
being gay and not conventionally attractive is much worse than being straight and not conventionally attractive. Gays are all about looks, including most of us here. That being gay = easier sex is a myth straggots use to cope
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>get new phone
>hmm maybe I could take a cute selfie or two
>look 10x uglier than in the mirror
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>>84323707
i always look nice in my selfies, tho I do go for specific angles and light. However everytime someone took a picture of me I wanted to puke, and same if I take a picture of myself with the main camera. Mirrors are supposed to make us look prettier, but pictures aren't the real deal either even if they're closer to it
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>>84323707
selfies are a skill, if you've never done it'll look bad
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>takes a selfie
Oh look, I'm balding. I should really kms
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rest in peace to a legend, cant believe he died :(
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>>84323944
didn't this happen 13 years ago?
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>>84323986
im sad every single day about it. he was such a cool character :(
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>>84324021
but he's no longer dead
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>>84319381
Not really no and definitely not in same numbers but I guess you live in alternative reality where stereotypes don't exist for a reason
>>84319531
How picky
>>84320651
This nigga fucks dogs
>>84321362
You just made the worst possible defence of owning plushies as an adult fucking die retard
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>>84324154
>Not really no and definitely not in same numbers but I guess you live in alternative reality where stereotypes don't exist for a reason
No, i just live in the reality of statistical likelihoods where every variant of human personality will occur in any locale given enough time and/or people
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>>84323707
Looking uglier on pics than mirror is so real and unfortunate I wish I could observe myself from third person perspective and see for myself
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>>84324174
>given enough time
Good thing we have eons of time to wait eh?
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>>84324021
Ok but can you stop spamming about it non stop? Find another topic to post about you repetitive twat.
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>>84324188
I guess youll have to work on the quantity of people if you dont have eons to spare
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this is THE r9gay anime. Please do yourself a favor and watch it, so the threads can be a little less dead too maybe. I can't stop smiling while watching it, it's too cute and hits home even if your school years are far gone

https://youtu.be/c_NoUzdizq8
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>>84324178
me too, I'd be a little scared to see how ugly I look tho. I recorded myself sometimes, not good for my self esteem
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>>84324227
>school
No thanks, why does every anime have to be about that?
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>>84324321
you'd rather watch unrealistic gay stories in a cubicle?
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>>84321072
I don't look like picrel tho
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I am gay, yay way, what are u guys gonna do bout it?
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why do I only met smartasses? Where are all the cute dumb guys at?
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Guys I recently met a cute twink that will actually talk to me and won't ghost me for not being chad and it turns out he's literally a top. It's fucking over why are there so many more tops then there are bottoms.
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>>84324872
honestly, go for it either way. You can figure the sex stuff later
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>>84324872
it's one of the more fag-specific difficulties of finding a match. sorry bro
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>Being so ugly you think theres more tops than bottoms
brutal
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hello anons i watched project hail mary this week, it was so awesome i really loved it and i recommend you to go as well
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>>84324935
Yeaahh I wanted to watch it since it came out! I'm just looking for a pretty and calm cinema to watch it. I love the fact that it's a cosmic bromance I heard, but is there toilet humor? Not a fan of that

No spoilers please
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>>84324969
it's definitely worth it and you will not regret watching it in cinema's for the first time, i promise
there is one scene that could be described as ''toilet humour'', but i think thats stretching it desu, it's s funny/endearing moment between the cosmic bros
have fun at the movies anon :)
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>>84324935
Movie was shit reddit quirk chungus humor garbage hope they do better next time
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>>84324905
We're both strict tops so it don't work like that
>>84324931
>There's so many non chad tops that bottoms don't even view them as tops and deny their existence
Brutal
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>>84325313
i agree that the humour wasn't the best, but i loved everything else about it. the relationship between rocky and grace was lovely and it pulled on my heart a lot
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Meow need husbie where husbie meow
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but what if boys
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they unbanned my twitter looks like the onlyfans is back on the agenda
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I'm top 5% on onlyfans
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>>84325000
>>84325683
sorry nonnie, I went for a walk. If it's just a scene, I won't mind. I did hear somewhere else the humor is a little dumb, but everything else about this movie makes me so excited I won't really care. I love space and I love guys bonding. Waiting for a gay movie set in space, a good and really whimsical one possibly
>have fun at the movies anon :)
If I manage to see it before they remove it lel thanks nonnie <3
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>>84325800
>>84326030
>whoring for twitter normies
>not your fellow gaybots
for shame
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>>84326045
after years of boyfriendlessness ive decided second best is trying to monetise this bucci
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>>84326030
are you ****** i need tips on how to kickstart this shit
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>>84326118
shameful. great shame on you and your house's honor. i'm sending cryptographic astral correspondences to your ancestors for this and they will strike at your soul accordingly.
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why are guys so hot they have an onlyfans profile here? Can't you just let us being all ugly alone here?
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>>84326164
you can look surprisingly good when you shave yourself and only show your dick and asshole to a camera.
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>Gay bottoms would rather turn to prostitution and sell their body to online strangers for money then have to date a non chad top
Grim
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>>84326031
no problem at all, i hope you had a nice walk. humour is a bit dumb but fairly tolerable. that would be pretty cool, need to see that :D
>before they remove it
it may be pretty soon get on ittt
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>>84326181
I think this one dude is just a whore. it's just weird for there to be an overt prostituting whore on the gay incel thread.
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>>84326205
I know >_<
Do you like space too nonnie?
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>>84326212
No, he's trying to get the gaycels to buy his OF. He's advertising.
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>That one top who can't even be assertive enough to bake a new thread but thinks he could top a bussy
kek
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>>84326330
it's gross to think that's a possibility. desperation that requires such shamelessness as whoring yourself out to the desperate is so pathetic it makes your average gaybot look like a master of his self in comparison.
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>>84326333
>needing a top to do all the work for you
yep, that's a bottom alright.
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>>84318476
LMAO you made ma laugh
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>>84326370
damn is pa also getting in on the r9gay thread browsing action
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its too early to bake, we don't bake until page 8 or 9.
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>>84326474
>being a rules nerd
bottom coded
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>>84326382
made me genuinely chuckle
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>>84326259
yes i love it! i was really excited about the artemis II mission too :D did you follow that too?
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>>84326583
not much I have to say, excitement sort of dropped when I heard they weren't landing :( this and the next mission are testing the waters for the actual landing...but I saw the pics, pretty cool! I'm more interested in the sci fi, artsy aspects of space, like aliens, colonizing planets, the kind of environment you find on other habitable planets etc.. I am not good with physics. I'm still fascinated by what we know about it so far, I wish I could live long enough to travel in space and see a different habitat
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new thread baked please ty

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