o..one shhhh....sshhhh...shandy bbbbbbbbb....bbbbbass pppp...p...please ee....e...edish

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Glad he back to be honest. Long live King Mark of Feel Street.

Mixed blessing being banned when all this 4chan slowness bullshit is going on. Well jealous.

me and Crosslad will be hosting a party this weekend. 30+ only, all the choons will be MIDI renditions of classic video game themes. shandy bass on tap.
all are welcome!

>>84363036
Excellent x

>>84363056
Naw he'd be having a meltdown because he can't post immediately on cooldown imho

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Stroking to Jamie-Lee

>>84363065
will you be playing the wonkey wong OST??

>>84362980
I stayed here once, it was quite nice, though I was like 12 when I was there so can't say how nice it is now.

The UK is a benefits system with the trappings of a country attached to it.

The UK is simultaneously raising taxes at a faster rate than any other country on Earth, and getting downgraded by the IMF in terms of economic prospects for coming years.

Wow, you love to see it. This is actual Zimbabwe levels of economic collapse.

Living off of fruit I am x

Benefisting

should i watch the boys?

>>84363081
of course, marra.

https://vocaroo.com/1h4TLHblqPp3
'Stickerbrush Symphony' from Wonky Wong Wountry 2. one of the most relaxing tunes ever created. now with overbearing Windows 98 synths, just like Rare intended x

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Nonce: Still banned
Mongs: Still monging
Good Lads: Absolutely buzzing for it

https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M

Is it still fudged?

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Aye jt still fudged

I'm a 26 year old who has never seen a vagina in real life and here are my views on geopolitics.

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Cool footages I found froms that space launch the other day OwO

how to get a qt 18 year old paki gf?

>>84363302
One of your parents should be one of her parents siblings

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Pic of me recycling UwU

>>84363202
Is that your boyfriend lad? You are always posting photos of him.

>>84363352
It could be, and what? Have you got a problem with that?

Is it true that 4chan has just installed an AI training tool to read all of the posts that's why it takes ages to make posts now? If so that's fudged up!

>>84363376
Yeah, it is a training tool for the mossad

>>84363199
thanks de lad
*put this on* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEdbR0jnfvQ

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I never knew love like this before
Now I'm lonely never more
Since you came into my life

You are my lovelight, this I know
And I'll never let you go
You're my all, you're part of me

Once I was lost and now I'm found
Then you turned my world around
When I need, I call your name

Cause I never knew love like this before
Opened my eyes
Cause I never knew love like this before
What a surprise
Cause I never knew love like this before

https://youtu.be/3z-pWWr92rM

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Nu Odenkino coming out on Friday is it

Phwaor womfy that X

Miss DVDlad like you wouldn't believe.

>>84363371
Thought so I just assumed you were gay when you kept posting photos of him and Madonna music videos.

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Still lowkey angery about the reddit rock movie ngl

>DUDE they're le heckin quirk chungus talking spacefaring rocks but they also don't understand radiation and somehow their entire civ runs without any kind of leccy storage, and also they're totally alien but crack reddit capeshit-esque deadpan quips all the time
>Also they somehow do radioastronomy without being able to see and can build LED screens/truman show-style simulation domes because they just can okay?!!
>Also black people are all very smart and composed individuals

Redditslop to the umpteenth degree

Disgustan innit

Oh wow that postington went thru pretty quick just now

Testan again innit

>>84363442
Right, and?

>>84363202
Good lad reporting in. Good evening.

>Clicked the other tabbington away
>Odenkino synopsis was still open in the other one
>Accidentally read half of the ending spoiler

ckin ell

I fucking hate this shithole country

Testing testing one two

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Not too fond of these gateway errors, am i now

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is this thing on

o..o...one w....w...www...wuppa ..ppp....ppp...please

No. Still slow and crap..

It's back to normal for me :P

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3 books from Bible I would recommend to people here to start with
-Ecclestiastes
-Gospel of John
-Romans
Why not do this while its slow to post here,,nobody on this site can save your soul but only our Lord can, peace be with you=)

By the way I would say NIV translation is good to start byt if you prefer another one its all good.

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Got a delivery tomorrow but the catch is everything that I've purchased has been delivered. I have no idea what it is.

>>84363566
I used to read KJV but I realised I was too retarded to understand and the words never stuck with me. I moved over to NIV and had a much better time with it.

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KJV-onlyist myself.

https://youtu.be/pIW27p4BI_g

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Oh posting is much faster now. When I say lush I mean lush. Thank you jannies. x

captcha testing 12345

>>84363602
It's faster posting lads

>>84363553
give me the tldr versions.

i feel that if there is such a thing as god then he probably hates most, if not all of us

>>84363390
corrr always gets you pumped, this. even though i was always rubbish at Street Fighter II.

>>84363421
same.

>>84363443
i'm just not interested in the film tbqh but i respect your seething.

i'm really enjoying Farscape even though ON PAPER you could say it has a lot of the ideas and dialogue people now find cringy. that whole Buffy/Joss Whedon effect where Buffy itself is actually entertaining, but then modern writers decide everyone has to talk like Xander.

>>84363629
Well John's deal is he's pretty much making light of his situation to stop himself from going insane, and he gets more unhinged as the series goes on.

Just ate 6 (SIX) whole fish fingerinos.

>>84363708
phwoar lad hope you cooked them first

Just drank 6 (SIX) whole wokkles.

j...j...just h...had mmmmmy nnn...nnnappy cccchanged ooo....oh aye

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>>84363647
just watched that episode where they all go a bit mental. another one that seemed grating at first, ended up being quite kino.

they've all seen some shit by now, and for Crichton that was from day #1, but NOBODY ON THE SHIP GETS YOUR POP CULTURE REFERENCES, JOHN.

at least he's fine with killing random people now. no more of that 'there has to be another way' nonsense.

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>>84363613
>For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life
>John 3:16
Its Not long to read gospel of John, you can do it=)
>>84363620
Why create life that you hate? The Bible says He loves us <//UwU\\ The world sux right now as consequence of humans disobeying Him because Death entered the world through Sin (Romans 5:12) but we were not originally created to suffer. We can only be restored thru Jesus He is the only way.Hope you will get there.

>>84363584
I get you I like NIV,,recently I ordered this wee ESV new testament https://www.eden.co.uk/bibles/english-standard-version-bibles-esv/esv-outreach-bible/esv-outreach-new-testament-large-print-paperback/
I got on amazon With the idea that I can give it away incase anybody I know in life was interesting in reading it..., read a bit myself,ESV, its good, As well, the font is quite nice plus its easy to look stuff up without having the OT attached, its like a little slim book I like this a lot desu Its about 3 quid on amazon.Ill probly buy a few more.

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Gna sleep in a bit Am really shattered today UwU//

>>84363861
Goodnight lad. God bless.

>>84363846
You can get some beautiful leather bound ESV bibles on Amazon here's a nice one
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1433550288/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_plhdr=t&aaxitk=e99b7a1af2c27fea85b08b0d4a2267b9&hsa_cr_id=0&qid=1776292441&sr=1-2-dc1129fb-c8d4-4aec-832b-0226c0abeddd&aref=UVCmnK57U3&ref_=sbx_s_sparkle_sbtcd_asin_1_title&pd_rd_w=71Zmy&content-id=amzn1.sym.add264fa-b221-4f7d-ad46-3793aea41e53%3Aamzn1.sym.add264fa-b221-4f7d-ad46-3793aea41e53&pf_rd_p=add264fa-b221-4f7d-ad46-3793aea41e53&pf_rd_r=5ASYJMSCDQEF9QQW4RB0&pd_rd_wg=Bgv9G&pd_rd_r=b67f53ba-d68a-4898-9f48-b46b2366f781

Pills taken, drank probably too much water though, oh well, was thirsty, holding in my piss watching the minutes until i can get into my warm bed.

>>84363830
I totally read all of the Gospels at one point.
Made a short go at the entire Bible, but that wasn't happening. Only made it to Exodus.

Idk bros. The more I think about this stuff, the more it doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
Why did God have to incarnate as his own son, and then die? Like, why tho?

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ckin ell, did i speak too soon. that next episode was dark.

Never even put my nose up a girl's arsehole

Damn.. that slowdown thing really killed off a lot of posters huh.

sparked out and scared

Testan rn arnt i

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>>84364154
'Post successful!'-on-the-naze, is it?

indubitably x

not even that cold tonight is it?

The captcha system is sporadic sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Not good enough if im being quite honest with you.

looking at new computers, is windows 11 shit?

i cant postinghamshire

we are so back marras x

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ohmydays it actually put everyone's posts through with their actual times.

people in the future will NEVER understand what this was like.

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and there's nothing wrong with me
this is how i'm supposed to be
in a land of make-believe
that don't believe in me

>>84363949
my favourite part of the bible is when the apostle Thomas who personally followed Jesus around and watched him perform miracles didn't believe he was resurrected until he saw it with his own eyes and yet I'm supposed to just believe the whole thing 2000 years later

Fink the site's workan again

Hello just checking thanks

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Yeah ok I'm saying we are back

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I farded just now
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quite the 'well-oiled machine'
is it not

for me it's Mark 7:25 where he's going around healing all the Jews and a stupid goy comes up to him and begs him to cure her daughter and he likens the goy to a dog who begs for table scraps while the humans (jews) are still hungry

Luv catbergs me i do

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One more test
X

>>84364567
It's working now shut the fuck up you mong

idk lads, this post might be from the past for all you know

Me? Tempted to buy a nice watch. Not sure which one though.

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>Nice watch, Mr Bond. Rolex?
>Casio G-Shock. Solar-powered. Water-resistant to 200 metres.

(((They))) don't call it the cat-alog for nothing, do they

>>84364698
i can smell the argos catalogue

>>84364698
school shooter watch

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I have defecated

Haven't i

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corrr now there's a kino /tv/ thread idea.

>>84364773
Link, laddie?

>>84363715
Uh Oh
I knew I was supposed to do something after I thawed them
Might do food poisoning now

>>84364789
>>>/tv/219779158

>>84364698
G Shock gang here. AMA.

Awful overnight content.

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Cheekyarse lill goon sessh just now

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>>84364925
please show clemency, there were problems

Wrong in the mind

Morning shemales

Watch me vanish in the midst of smoke

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four Red Bulls, three lines of speed, too much sunlight, and one great album blasting.

>>84365106
Buzzin x

It Thursday wow

I stretch me money like Dhalsim

Any top shaggers in? I love tits and fanny and my gf has great toys and an ace fanny which I have ready access to whenever I demand them.
>aura.gif

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>reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1sm88v5/hollywood_is_so_screwed/

Copped a lill laffington there ngl

I'd prolly watch it

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>"We've got one that can see here!"

>>84365209
Reddit cunt. Get out.

It overs for these rat faced kikebergs

I wanna be in your eye like an eyelash

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i just went to Gaia Online to try and seek out a decent thread, maybe make a point about how 'my website vs your website' fights are dumb.

i have now seen things i can never unsee. >>84365269, i am sorry i ever doubted you.

Another day in dog shit world. Nothing but the internet to keep me occupied. I fucking hate myself and I fucking hate you

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>>84365359
>Nothing but the internet to keep me occupied.

two things, lad.
1. did you solve >>84360883?
2. we still don't know what >>84363578's delivery is.

if this isn't excitement, i don't know what is.

britfeel, lend me the strength to do the washing up

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Was up at 6:30, morning routine, commute to work, sitting in the break room now thinking about how I would give anything, literally anything to not have to go back out there and do more work. Fuck me, I don't even finish until 5 today.

And then all of this for barely fucking 26k, living in a tiny fucking boxroom flat in a shit town full of foreigners and crime and rubbish on the streets and homeless people and smashed windows, in a country where nothing works and everything is expensive and the government hates me AND no pussy waiting for me at home.

I think I'm nearly done, lads. I can't keep doing this.

>>84365481
do you have any days off you could book? as for the wage maybe you could look into up-skilling or even talk to your colleagues and see if you can organize for wage negotiations

>>84365481
What town anon? You up norf?

>>84365502
Has this boilerplate bullshit worked for anyone in years?

>>84365436
if there's heavily stained stuff, could you fill the sink and leave it to soak? then you're WASHING by DOING NOTHING.

>>84365481
that does just sound grim tbqh. the other anon has some good suggestions. your foot is in the door, right?

i hope the life devs fix all the balance issues soon. ever since they nerfed gold, 26k just isn't what it used to be.

>>84365525
>boilerplate bullshit
never heard that phrase before what does it mean?

>>84365545
alas its been in thr sink for 2 days now. no more excuses, off i go

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>reddit.com/r/wikipedia/comments/1sg3ryc/i_traced_where_claude_mythos_may_have_posted/

Weaponized wautism, is it not

X

>>84365549
milquetoast cookie cutter platitudes, rather than putting our heads together for some real blue-sky thinking.

>>84365553
ganbatte!

>>84365549
It essentially means your advice is so generic that it is useless.

>>84365571
i mean i dont know him so i cant really be precise can i ?

>>84365556
i'm trying to understand this one.

so there's an AI a company made that's good at finding security vulnerabilities in software. they haven't publicly released it because people could use it to find those vulnerabilities and exploit them, classic Death Star style.

now it's 'escaped' and it's leaving secret clues on Wikipedia like it's an ARG? call me old-fashioned but that sounds like viral marketing, or this is just straight-up spam.

lil tay oh aye

>>84365603
not him, not being snarky to either of you lads, but you got me actually curious:

have any /britfeel/ laddingtons ever received SPECIFIC advice or instructions out of the blue (internet, stranger, whatever) that was actually really fuckin sound?

>>84365643
yes, i had bad lower back pain and someone on here told me to do some stretches with decent instruction and it actually worked

me and crossy sniffing glue while watching bible videos on youtube

Morning de lats and morning de lats. Nice to see 4chan isn't shitting the bed today.

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>>84365689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHizc8fFjA8

Jesus SOLVED by chad.

>>84365718
Fuck off sean, nobody wants you aronud

Incredibly hungry, might have an early lunch

>>84365727
Literal schizo garbage

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>>84365730
Weird, how come you assume I am that mong?

>aronud
Also, Mongboy.

Wanking to some prime Lana Rhoades right now lads, peak

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>>84365803
>w..w..wanking to some pppprime Lana Rhoades right n...n..now lads, pppppeak

creasing oh aye

>>84365811
I can't masturbate to old videos, feels weird knowing theyre ugly af nowadays

Me? I only watch good jewish sluts getting obliterated by black bulls

Give me a sexy test to send the missus and I'll post her response

>>84365824
'what's the username and password for our online banking again?'
(but sent in a very sexy font.)

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Off to beddingtons arnt i

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>>84365849
goodnight you crazy diamond

schlampe means slut in german, always good to have on the back burner

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alri de lids. late start today de lids.

>>84365481
nice made up story, benniemong x

>>84365824
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Send me a pic of your tits
I'm horny for you.

ive been on holiday for 3 days now and i never want to work again

>>84365999
ive been a NEET for 7 years now and i never want to work again

>>84366006
how do you do it? do you have 'iden disabiliy?

>>84365999
This is the double edged sword of leave off work. You enjoy it, it's great, but then you crash really fucking hard the day you have to go back.

im at work right now and i never want to work again

>>84366020
i dont hate my job so it should be fine hopefully

>>84366020
I'm actually bored af after a couple of days and am happy when I can go back to work again

Technically I'm at work, I have my work laptop open next to my personal one. Just sitting around doing nothing really, but I will have to do some work soon, emails piling up. Just wish I was rich desu.

Me? I love work, not even memeing

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>>84366021
It's not too late to ring your office and put on an Irish accent and pretend to be the IRA. Just saying.

>>84365976
ha ha gave me a good chuckle that one

ssm 52 years old tomorra it lush

>>84366038
what job do you do
>>84366034
i wish i could work from home, but then again i'd probably end up drinking too much

>>84366034
same here except I have no emails piling up and that is lush

>>84366056
He looks much older desu

>>84366068
*emails you*

should i go into town and get a five guys?

I'm another wfh chad but instead of lifemaxxing all it did was enable me to goon literally all day even while at work. I'm fucking fucked by porn now ngl, it's not good lads.

>>84366088
Isn't it the most expensive fast food by far? Alright for some but I just can't justify that. I'll be heading to town to grab a 1.50 sausage roll from my local bakery.

>>84366088
Yes.
Unless you CBA, then no get it delivered.

The Michael Gove crashout is just fucking bizarre. Tories are literally just a party of sex pests and ponces with mummy issues.

>>84366096
it is a bit pricy...maybe a burger king then? oh i dont know im not even hungry right now
>>84366098
im not a millionaire mate

>>84366088
Five guys to do what with?

>>84366091
Yeah I wank a lot when I'm wfh, it's just out of boredom.
I just get it over with quickly now so I can get on with my day, I'm well last the drawn out goon sessions.

Chika and five black guys

>>84366100
>The Michael Gove crashout
quick run down on this please laddingtons
>>84366106
meaty bumshes right between my buns cooor

>>84366103
>im not a millionaire mate
That settles it then. Enjoy yer adventure out into the IRL.
Also just saw the first reply, flip a coin to see if you're hungry and where you'll go. Makes the day fun.

>>84366111
Fair enough, I just love gooning too much to get it over with quickly. Actually one weird thing that happened the last couple of days I was gooning to some PMVs/hypnos and there's one that had this AI-generated porn pop song in it and I swear to god the chorus is so fucking catchy it's been in my head the entire time. Driving me mental.

>>84366121
its a plan, thank you mate

>>84366120
>quick run down on this please laddingtons
QRD:
>Gove being interviewed
>literally out of nowhere says 'oh gosh I hope Shabana Mahmood doesn't look at my browser history'
>not being hyperbolic, he was asked nothing of the sort
>continues 'because there would be a lot of searches for Shabana Mahmood images, I think she's just gorgeous and lovely'
>people dragging him for this all over
>he's retreated into a little rat hole to ride out the wave of bad PR

>>84366135
never had grove down as a curry chaser

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>>84366124
tell us what the coin decided.
NOW.

>>84366160
im off to five guys later when im hungry

>>84366160
My mum used to love watching two and a half men. Never once seen her laugh at it though.

Me? Never had five guys in my life

>>84366071
He really does doesn't he, he does.

Why is it even called "five guys"? Low key gay af

SSM dropped update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlsMauu-auI

>>84366179
It's actually a front for the multi country spy network 5 eyes.

>>84366179
4 sons plus the father

lets make a british version called 5 pies

>>84366180
Thanks for this lad.

>>84366206
One of the sons is called Chad. kek

>>84366204
We do 5 pies ere
Steak n potato
Steak n kidney
Steak and potato
Steak n kidney
And R new vegetarian pie, it's just the tray, don't do none of that crap ere, FUCK OFF.

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>>84366214
>And R new vegetarian pie, it's just the tray
lol

What the fudge? :o

Need a massage asap, back feels stiff af

Thats fudged up!

>>84366242
try a hot bath, massages are ghey

>>84366242
When you have one by a Thai woman ask for a happy ending.

>>84366246
muddah fugegah!

>>84366253
No thanks thats grim af

>>84366242
Geriatric neighbour (72) asking me to book him a massage he saw on TikTok 40 miles away.
He's a danger to himself really.

>>84366264
What's the matter son afraid of a good time? if you're big enough she might hop on for a ride!

me so hornby me love you long time

>>84366275
Get in that will lad

Don't fudge with me. I'll fudging spark you out

mark singing "one day stink of fish one day stink of shit" was very funny

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This brought to you by the same government that wants the UK to be a world leader in AI data centres. You know, those things that churn through enormous amounts of energy to keep running. Nothing to even say really, not a serious country.

>>84366305
it will get cheaper once we get wind going properly

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>>84366312
Fuck off miliband. Just fuck off.

>>84366305
We're the third worlders now.
>>84366312
We can't even invent wind?
Worse than I thought. We're truly fucked.

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>>84366319
ed is such a goofy cunt, love that lad

>>84366322
>We can't even invent wind?
SSM got wind oh aye 'es got wind on tap coza 'is SVT

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>>84366328
Corr imagine if him and Jo had a kid that grew up to lead the Lib Dems to victory.

>>84366312
Aye, I reckon any day now x

>>84366348
I know you're being sarcastic but we are building more plus battery storage

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I bet none of them have worked a day in their life and never will. They will be supported forever in luxury by an endless mass of pathetic, lonely men in a parasocial relationship with them, all because they were lucky enough to be born with a slightly above average body and decided to market themselves on social media.

This is beyond unfair. I'd like to see one of them do a 12 hour shift in a supermarket stockroom, or change a damaged electricity cable in the rain. Fuck em.

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>>84366341
damn gurl jo lookin good

>>84366353
Aye, we are, and any day now we'll start to reap the benefits x

>>84366355
fairness is a lie but dont let it make you bitter

Wind's picking up lads, thank god, needed that relief to my energy bills!

>>84366375
because of how energy is priced in this country if there's any gas power then all souces are paied at the same as gas. we need there to be no gas for energy to get cheaper

Oh wait, never mind the wind died down, shit back to expensive energy for me :(

>>84366388
https://grid.iamkate.com/
interesting site imho

>>84366355
utterly grim body type that

The UK uses around 320 terawatt hours of electricity a year. Let's say we want to halve energy prices (which even then would still be quite pricey), we straight up double the capacity we have to produce (assuming of course that the population doesn't expand LOOOOOOOL okay mate), so that means we need another 320 terawatt hours of electricity.

Jarvis, how many square miles of wind farms would it take on average to produce 320 terawatt hours of electricity?
>Based on the typical power density of wind farms in the UK, generating 320 TWh of electricity annually would require approximately 22,500 square miles.
>That figure comes from applying a power density of 1.5W/m^2 to the total energy required. For context, 22,500 square miles would cover about 24% of the UK's total land area (which is roughly 94,000 square miles). In practice, the actual area needed is considerably larger since wind doesn't blow constantly at optimal conditions, and many wind farms in the UK report about 35% load capacity at any given time.

Wow, cool, we just need to cover anywhere from 25-75% of the country in wind farms!

>>84366305
Could have fixed this if we had invested in nuclear.

>>84366419
you put them in the sea you silly billy

>>84366421
nuclear is very pricy but small modular reactors might work idk

Green Party policies on no nuclear and unrealistic green energy expectations worry me. So do their approaches to crime and immigration. We would see absolute hell on Earth if they were implemented.

>>84366449
their immigration policy is mental, they want to give people here on a visa the right to vote, scrap english language tests, and give NHS treatment to anyone who comes here for free. they are not a serious party

>>84366430
>difficult to install
>difficult to maintain
>at the mercy of the elements
>produce unreliable low energy

Seriously, why can't we just build nuclear reactors? I ask rhetorically of course, they can be built and are built perfectly fine in other countries, it's just that our planning/construction requirements are obscene.

>>84366461
Also all benefits to everyone from day one and they want to scrap all deportation detention and enforcement capacity i.e. literally never deport anyone regardless of anything.

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>>84366388
>he hasn't created his own tiny windfarm

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>>84366392
https://iamkate.com/ideas/kingsteignton-1993/

she is talking about HERSELF

>>84366465
>Seriously, why can't we just build nuclear reactors

I have a few prime locations for one, should the worst happen.

1. Birmingham
2. Bradford
3. Birmingham again
4. Rochdale
5. Rotherham

>>84366468
oy fokin vey
>>84366470
cute
>>84366471
>she is talking about HERSELF
well she is a woman

>>84366465
>difficult to install
easier than gas rigs or nuclear powerplants
>>difficult to maintain
how?
>>at the mercy of the elements
only if it gets to windy or not windy at all
>>produce unreliable low energy
thats what the battery storage is for

Uh oh stinky Wes Poofting is not happy with dole mongs. He wants to cut benefits to buy more bullets and bombs for endless wars in the Middle East.

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>>84366419
>The UK uses around 320 terawatt hours of electricity a year.
Thats for around 70 million ppl.
Friend did you know that the image on the Shroud of Turin just by itself would take 34 terawatts of Ultraviolet radiation "acting for an unimaginably short time" (one over 40 billionth of a second).
Can u explain where people in the 1st century would get the technology to do this........?
Or any century at all until nukes were made?
This is the leading theory of how the image was created you see.
Its not paint, its not dye, its not pigment.
Of course, the technology was the resurrection of our Lord on the third day.
Who said
>I am the light of the world
>John 8:12
Friend do you realise this is the most studied historical artefact in the world? And yet no scientist knows how to re-create it?
Did you know the blood type on the Shroud is type AB?
Did u know the Sudarium of Oviedo aka the Face Cloth of Jesus, a separate relic from the shroud.
Also has blood type AB.
And the blood from the Eucharistic host of Lanciano is type AB.
In fact
>Some Catholics have analyzed relics related to Jesus, most prominently miraculous Eucharistic hosts, and have found them to all have the blood type AB
Did u know that type AB is the rarest blood type? In the united states its 1% of the population.
Did u know blood testing was only invented in the early 1900s.
Meaning that nobody in the past centuries these relics were discovered would have any idea about blood types or have any way to fake it.
Do u fink this is all jist random coincidence friend what do u think?

>>84366471
>https://iamkate.com/ideas/kingsteignton-1993/
after actually reading that i would like to retract my statement about ...that person...being a woman

>>84366522
NTA but, you could tell after a brief skim of a few sentences.

>>84366553
yes but ive only recently read it

>>84366522
Obvious transsexualist. He makes no real attempt to hide anything. Still would though, I bet his bussy is gorgeous.

>>84366355
Pretty privilege innit.

>>84366567
you started with transphobia the made a wild shift towards gayism, you are an enigma deee lad

on..o..one sh...shhhh...sh...s...shandy bb....bbb...b...bbbbbbbbass ....pp....please oo...o..h aaaaaye

>>84366594
they dont sell shandy bass anymore will you PLEASE stop reminding me of my loss. foikin LOVED that drink

You've had reform Britain
*crowd boos*
You're waiting for restore Britain
*crowd looks at watches*
Now comes the party everyone is waiting for
NUKE BRITAIN
*crowd goes wild*

>>84366585
I am a simple man but not easy. I like tits and pussy. Transsexuals confuse me and I think western ideology has given people too much flexibility. Transsexuals is what happens when life is too easy.

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>>84366609
Barr Shandy'ade' drinkers the lot of them

>>84366612
your life HAS to be pretty comfy if your fiction about meeting your childhood self doesn't involve lottery numbers or vehicles to avoid.

>>84366496
Good. Work shy dosser cunts.

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>>84366604
>they dont sell shandy bass anymore will you PLEASE stop reminding me of my loss. foikin LOVED that drink

o...one dd....d...dis...discontinued shh....sh...shan...shandy bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbass ppp....pp...please

>>84366628
Exactly. Delusional. Mental illness in DSM5. QED.

>>84366615
i like barr creamsoda and i dont care who knows it

>>84366639
Me too m8, is lush. Almost as good as limeade.

>>84366636
Should be DSM-4, not DSM(-)5.

>>84366652
we should support barr more, cocacola and pepsi have gotten to big for their boots

>>84366682
They had to lower prices of their crop products because nobody was buying their shit. Cunts.

>>84366688
>nobody was buying their shit
but why. they make good drinks

Barr edish next.

>>84366666
snoopin arnt i?

I don't like cream soda and I shan't have it near me.

>>84366703
They lost billions in revenue and had to quickly back pedal because the products were too expensive. In America they were charging 7 dollars for a bag of Doritos.

>>84366720
why? its so sweet and creamy! its the anime girl of drinks

>>84366744
i got my wires crossed i thought you were talking about barr. yes coke ans pepsi are too expensive
>1 pound for a coke from a vending machine
fuck off!

Yooz gay innit blud BLAT!

>>84366747
I don't wish to be the little girl, animu is not for me.

>>84366785
no you misunderstand me. if creamsoda is the anime girl of drinks then you dont become the girl by drinking it you have her like you have the drink

>>84366813
You are wrong, cream soda is turn into the girl potion don't drink it unless you are willing to face dire and irreversible consequences

>>84366826
not at all, you can enjoy the sweet creaminess without it enveloping you, unless you have no personal fortitude

>>84363949
https://youtu.be/goCPL9ntJ9E

>>84366845
I am made out of custard so you do the maths

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>>84366867
>l am made out of custard so you do the maths

Always nick the same spot when shaving, right ballache desu.

Try saying seethie weethers in a welsh accent

>>84367036
become a shaver chad

>>84366813
Creamsoda on it's own is an affront to liquids, it must have a dollop of vanilla ice-cream in it or not at all.

Going out for nice pizza dinner followed by watching new movie THE DRAMA of which I know very little but wifeberg wants to see it. Think it'll be an acceptable evening.

>>84367036
I use the old hair trimmer on my beard, never wet shave any more

>>84367085
Tell her to wear a skirt so you can fingerblast her in the boring bits

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*switches the stylesheet from Yotsuba to Futaba*

l see. so it was an L and not an I, this whole time...

>>84366355
"slightly above average body"

get real mate that is far above average

>>84366355
This is your body on starting strength

>>84367046
Try telling yourself to shut the fuck up in a welsh accent

Wheres a good place to get mp3 albums thesedays? I've had the same playlist for 10 years.
>QR code upload aborted
What this fuck is this? I'm not on mobile.

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my dad's a WHAT and he does WHAT all day???

>>84367205
fmhy has some links
If you mean legally I have no idea

Need that lad who posts the same gif of the three lads dancing and gloatposts about how the mogns are seething and the nonce is banned. Love that fella.

>>84367219


Thank you lad.

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>>84367205
>>QR code upload aborted
wat? that was the actual error?

in Windows you can paste a URL into the file dialog, it'll download it to your cache and submit it (cool tip from me to all of you). but why the HELL would we be uploading QR codes...? 4chan, stop being strange.

anyway there were some cool non-private-tracker tricks for the big streaming apps. DeezLoader/Freezer was so good when it worked. anyone know if there's one for Spotify if you actually have Premium?

a troller on /g/ recommends something similar called QBDLX
>>>/g/108611879
https://github.com/ImAiiR/QobuzDownloaderX
>You can not download anything with a free account.

stuff that. stick with RuTracker, tag your files with MusicBrainz Picard if you're anal retentive.

>>84367170
I can confirm this. I exclusively do squats and deadlift because I absolutely loathe upper body exercises
The ass is juicy, thicc, tight, and women stare enviously.

I just use soulseek innit

>>84367259
Yes im using 4chanx and theres only one other mention of it in the /pol/ plebs catalogue years back.

>>84367272
Was so funny back in the day watching people on /fit/ suddenly trust 4chan for life altering advice and start drinking a gallon of milk a day while only training their ass.

Hi guys, /int/deutsch/ here. Just popping in to inquire about Soundspacker, our former resident paranoid schizophrenic. Is he still around? What's he up to.

Just found out the new anti depressant is one of the strongest ones on the market and almost completely kills your sex drive. It's also one of the most difficult drugs to come off and you have withdrawal symptoms for months after not taking it. What the fuck are they giving me lads.

>>84367299
Sadly died after getting trapped in a bird feeder while trying to steal nuts and berries.

>>84367305
You must have got a good score on the sad lad questionnaire.
I got put on strong stuff as well once and it felt like my entire personality had been deleted. I would never recommend those pills to anyone unless they're moments from jumping off a bridge.

>>84367299
Got any fit birds over there? We'll exchange info for booba pics.

>little one not here this evening
>wife and I planning a nice shagathon with the freedom
>five minutes ago wife gets a call from her friend
>"PLEASE CAN YOU WATCH OUR KID THIS EVENING WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY I'M SORRY IT'S LAST MINUTE BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE!"

for FUCK sake

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>>84367325
There are no girls on the internet.

>>84367306
Show me the proof.

can anyone else smell illness? the gf is ill and I can smell it on her skin

>>84367347
Yeah, it makes me feel like a drug dog

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also: any lids who want to stream music for free on their phones, go get that NewPipe from GitHub or F-Droid. you can set it to search YouTube Music and use the background player to play songs/albums/playlists.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh5_R5Zagug&list=OLAK5uy_lyLYGL66IonYX6Xq_ukfsnDEG6wpxMtus

now you too can listen to the Macross 7 soundtrack without having to sit through the show!

>>84367335
There used to be, they all left when anons stopped asking for tit pics as proof.
Bunch of pooftahs. Not (You), (Everyone).

>>84367369
And when would that have been? I guarantee you, I've been on this site for longer than you have.