spaghettification

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>>12812406
heard eating papaya helps

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You're a talker ^^

https://youtu.be/zWiAxF6VAj8?si=evQSHJ70yaEcfTSA

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>>12812406
Posting your tits online has shown a 100% increase in breast size.

>>12812406
Breastfeeding

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getting preggo

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>>12812411
>papaya
the only fruit i dislike....
but i must then i will

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>>12812419
>>12812417
not pretty enough for that, plus i want the effect to be forever

>>12812424
oh it will be forever alright. also tons of ugly mf get pregnant all the time.

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>>12812427
yeah but they get pregnant by total loserssss
if im going to have sex's its going to be whit my future husband

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>>12812406
asking google doesn't yield enough attention huh
>>12812419
true true desu

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>>12812431
Based Konata Brown

just get implants its so cheap now

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>>12812432
each time i google how to its always about male GYM rats and not about ladys

>>12812437
Some of my aunt did, one regrets it and the others surgery went wrong
plus i feel like there's a stigma when girls get cosmetic surgery's

get fat
get pregnant
grow up

Bench press idk

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>>12812454
>get fat
I have a fast metabolism
>get pregnant
not married
>grow up
i dont think 19 year olds get another grow sprout

>>12812459
you do until 25

>>12812455
check digits maybe
>>12812459
youve probably heard of rubbing your chest nothing else comes to mind

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It might be just fine as it is. Show your chest and I will let you know if there's any problem

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>>12812460
wow, i guess u do learn in 4chan
>>12812461
no i havent heard of chest rubbing

>>12812468
just keep rubbing them to stimulate growth

there is only one way to do it and it requires a special massage technique i learned

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>>12812468
oh wait i'm pretty certain there actually is some natural supplement you can take that'll encourage breast growth up until a certain age my sister used to whine about wanting a bigger chest when she was growing up
don't ask me about its name though, never had to use it nor remember its name lol

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progesterone maybe I've done no research

just look into how trannies do it

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>>12812484
ask your sis for the name pls....
>>12812503
they take hormones but i dont know if thats safe t take if your cis

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>>12812406
is C small? am i doomed? will men ever look at me?

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>>12812573
I think C is pretty big
I'm double A so yeah I'm pretty fucked

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>>12812577
(dubs, nyo.)

oh thank god i'm saved im so sorry for you nyo.my problem is that i look flatter than i really am because during the winter i usually wear thicker, baggier clothes (i live in one of the colder parts of the US)

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>>12812585
off topic but why did u change the character u used for images?
got tired of tomoko?

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>>12812589
>got tired of tomoko?
to a certain extent, nyo.

i recently watched di gi charat (the original 1999 anime, i have yet to watch the other series) and absolutely fell in love with it and decided to ditch tomoko (especially since i kinda have a job and that doesnt really fit well with her)

dejiko works a lot better since her and i work the same kind of job and also i find the whole 'nyo' thing to be incredibly moe and cute, nyo.

i actually discovered it becasue of the song 'party night' which has a music video that is basically the penultimate episode of the 1999 anime and i became completely addicted to the song and wouls listen to it for hours on loop becuase it just goes so fucking hard. i think im slowly becoming obsessed with this anime and falling back into becoming a weird otaku again but honestly i don't care. it feels good to latch onto a piece of media, nyo.

Small chest (adults) is sexy too

>>12812597
you on thin ice...

>>12812603
diddy ahh blud fr!'

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>>12812597
what about medium is medium okay please tell me you want medium please tell me i still have a chance at finding a husband i'm so lonely please

(nyo)

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>>12812610

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>>12812597
She was a grown adult but with a small breast? You sicko!

>>12812615
All shape and size can be nice. Its a loud minority I think that are only into one specific type like huge boob or whatever

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>>12812597
thank u anon

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I'm surrounded by biological women on esforest and I don't feel the slightest attraction to any of them

Am I just gay?

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>>12812627
i dont know
do u jack off to guys? thats pretty gay to do as a guy

>>12812627
I don't understand why they're all barely-legal <20-year olds. Where are my mid-20s Christmas Cakes and 30 y/o girlfailure otaku women

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late Gen X and early millenial women had huge knockers from the bovine growth hormones they put in the milk back in the 80s

>>12812406
Pregnancy, alcohol, and raw soy beans. If you count doing recreational drugs as "natural" (after all, alcohol is a drug), opioids and Marijuana. If you're really 19, I would recommend you do that stack of estrogen and such I posted before. You've only got a few years at most where you can get real good boob growth.

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OP are you a girl?

>>12812414
This has actually been proven by scientists

>>12812406
You can start eating lots of natural estrogen boosting foods like soy

>>12812411
dubs

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>>12812843
soy doesn't have that much of oestrogen thoe

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small tits are cuter tho

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>>12812824
I'm religious so i can't do drugs
but I will investigative on the food
>>12812832
yup
>>12812836
nop

>>12812406
Kill yourself you annoying attention whore. We need a crusade to drive every single one of you off this board

>>12813199
it's funny because this board get 0.1 posts per century

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>>12813219
true

>>12813199
At the risk of sounding like a simp Riku seems to be annoying as a gag as opposed to just being annoying. You should know this considering pepe and shartfigs and the fag who posts /pol/ trash are all doing it with the implicit notion that they're being annoying on purpose

>>12813244
catch me simping for these digits

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>>12813244
idk why people simp fornamefigs, like most of the time u dont even know the face of them

>>12813364
some of you act cute

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>>12812406
unironically ask on /lgbt/, if anyone will know how 2 grow boobz its them

>>12814162
I've already told her to do the estrogen stack and she's said no on two different occasions.

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Why would you want bigger boobs? Flat chests are cute

>>12814181
Not every guy is gay like you.

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>>12812615

>>12812615
medium is okay

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>>12814175
dude im a pussy, like what if that shit messes up whit my attitude and all that

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Nbe on reddit is the best source that actually sort of works (still entirely dependent on genetics though), everything else is total bogus and a waste of time

Only attempted it a few time but god did it make my tits sore after only a few tries

>>12813364
Some namefigs have cude names, You know

>>12817156
If I were a woman, I'd be more worried about it using up a lot or potentially all of my eggs as it apparently theoretically could do (as far as I'm aware, only men pretending to be women have tried boob growth steroid cycles).
>>12817212
What's that?

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>>12812406
Progesterone to some extent. And genetics.

>>12817349
You pretend they're pretending to gaslight them. Neuroscience, genetics, endocrinology, and psychology have proven the opposite.

>>12812406
like being gropped from behind

>>12817540
I have no idea what you're even trying to say.

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>>12818299
dubs

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>>12817537
everyone in my familly has small chest
#cooked

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>>12812406
make a contract

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>>12819106
Nothing wrong with that

>>12819106
Including the women with children? Yeah, unless you take the estrogen stack, there's no way you're growing boobs then.

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>>12814162
that glegle is suffering immense pain

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>>12819651
..and that's a good thing!

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>>12812406
R/nbe subreddit
Go to megathread/guide
Follow the chart of you're gonna take supplements
only way in a non-surgical sense
And also don't get your hopes up because this is literally mostly just lymphatic massaging to encourage blood flow to the chest

>>12819675
I just went to the risky section of the wiki and they treat IGF-1 like it's cancer in a bottle. Bitches are never going to have steroid cycles for boobs if they're going to be this easily frightened.

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>>12819675
I'll try to learn

>>12820009
Also, you may as well take HGH instead as it boosts IGF-1 just the same as taking pure IGF-1 and it also signals breast growth in and of itself and increases collagen synthesis, preventing stretch marks. Women are amateurs at everything, I swear.

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>>12812406
just do bench press ???
are u not thinking anon riku ?
like
use muscle growth
ahahahhahhahahha
#GYMPILLED

>>12820009
>>12820240
Two of the same fortunes.

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>>12820243
I said same lmao

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>>12820243
i im doing exercise !!!
but there is no GYM were i live so it can't do that heavy stuff

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i can’t stop pooping !! my tummy hwurts

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>>12821441
ok pal....

>>12821426
don't do exercise, just eat a lot and get real fat

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>>12821458
its really hard for me to gain weight i look like slenderman