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Shouldn't be sharing this but since it's anonymous

I used to be pretty high up in the government administration, you know, sitting in on all the important meetings and even chatting with Trump like it was no big deal. But after a while things just started feeling… off. Policies would change overnight, Trump kept sneaking off before announcements, and every time I asked who was actually calling the shots, people got weirdly defensive. One evening I followed him down this back corridor thinking I’d finally see the big mastermind running everything, but when he opened the door, there was just this tiny figure on a chair slapping papers around and squeaking orders at him while he nodded along like it was perfectly normal. I barely had time to react before security dragged me out and kicked me from the post entirely.

Turns out lil monkey fella.