>>12820797
no, i dont care about this at all

i just want to get millions of dollars

>>12820797
I'm a dog who wants to be cat.
I can relate.

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>>12820801
What would u do with million dollar?

>>12820804
Cool. Cats are flexible af

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I’m anonymous who wants to be zombie

>>12820807
Please don't have sex with the cats

I want to be dead

>>12820806
i would buy a bunch of apartment buildings and make very cool apartments for good prices

then i would get paid millions of dollars in rent every year for the rest of my life

>>12820816
I'm a zombie who wanted to be a skeleton, is it too late for me?

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>>12820816
An anon zombie?

>>12820818
No, I don't like cats that way

>>12820819
Why?

>>12820820
If I were girl, I'd suck peepee for billion dollar

>>12820797
I just want to be happy

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>>12820858
Happiness is a state of mind.

You can be happy, for free, forever.

>>12820823
do I have to explain this again?
mostly just a lifetime of abuse and trauma and the aftermath of my fat jewish bpd ex resulting in depression and self isolation
I still hold down a job though so I guess I'm doing okay

>>12820862
lol neither one of those statements is even remotely true. happiness is rare and fleeting and should never be considered the default. existence is suffering.

I'm a girl who wants to be a cute.

>>12820862
then i want to get my mind fixed

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>>12820870
>neither one of those statements is even remotely true.

For u. I've tasted real happiness once. But the fruit of life must not be consumed at this time and age.

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>>12820884
>To be happy one must be as ignorant as youth. Youth thinks that willing and striving are joys - it does not yet discover the unending character of desire and the fruitless of fulfillment, It does not yet see the inevitableness of defeat.

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>>12820893
>Quotes some nigger who's dead because he can't come up with anything original

You are not happy simply because you're not meant to be right now. The fruit of life must not be consumed at this time and age.

>>12820895
puta

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>>12820897
>puta

Don't start

>>12820900
She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen and also a good actor

i am gentle as a foid

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12820900
dubs meant to say futa

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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I get enough out of larping and surrounding myself with the right people to chase the repressoid guilt away

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

wouldnt it nice being a woman?
everyone courting you for a smidgen of your attention and affection, showering you with wealth and luxuries just for a chance at something that should come naturally…
Looks don’t even matter because men are so desperate, all you’d have to do is humor them, and even then women can’t even do that right

Rather be DEAD

>>12821188
Rather be DUBS

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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i wanna be a girl who is rich and makes art

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12821188
Have you ever actually experienced unlimited attention from desperate men? it gets old fast

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12821215
>juicy steak & buttered lobster
says the one who’s never experienced ostracism and isolation

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>>12821251
What do you think I am?
It doesn't even take that much creativity to peep what life is like on the other side of the fence

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

You could go to any normie public chatroom right now and by midnight you'll have a dozen men offer to fly you over to live with them all expenses paid. You go do that and tell me how rewarding that feels.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12821279
The best thing about these places is when you change your gender back to M the only attention you'll get is Catfish types telling you your father didn't beat you hard enough

>>12820822
is it too late for dubs?

>>12821251
c'est bien c'est tres bon ...Un steak au pauabre...combien?

>>12821264
so uhh, a self proclaimed femcel? lol it is 100,000% your choice that you get to pick and choose whoever you decide to humor.
It’s like you have all this food available to you but you decide not to eat because you think you’re too good for fast food.
Looool
>>12821279
I’m so sorry you’re faced with the predicament of having a good time.

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>>12820797
I will only tell this once and for educational purposes only
>vistoso e com a maior piroca do mundo

>>12820820
>millions of dollars in rent every year for the rest of my life
For what? He asked you what you'd do with the money and your answer is basically get more money.
Have you considered that you may just be a brainwashed fool?

>>12820893
>>12820895
>>12821251
>>12822052
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12820870
He is right and you're wrong. What you're doing is a fallacy. You're equating your own subjective experiences with objective facts.

>>12822048
Thank you for calling me a femcel

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12822067
>get more money
exactly, going beyond the first income stream i would use that income to buy more cash generating assets and so on, aka compounding return on investment

when i have all that passive income i would probably help people in africa or something, im a philanthropist

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

When I grow up I want to be like the based youtube philanthropists who get homeless people murdered because they're suddenly walking with $100,000 in their pocket

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>>12822052
is it dangerous ?

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>>12822153

>>12820872
what if you'er cute to me?

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>>12822052
>portador de berigui, curto-alcance, vara de cutucar formiga, pintinho de neném, critóris de macho, mindinho de anão, só-penetra-como-agulha, de-pau-só-tem-fósforo... despirocado

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12820797
I enjoy having my dick, i have a functioning relationship with BOTH my parents and im a productive member of society so no i cant related.

>>12822257
30 anos e nem um único dia de praia :^}

I work for doordash and I'm best friends with my mom

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>>12822257
>>12822269
MDs vcs são muito fofos

Amo esse lugar

Your fortune: Good Luck

I think many boys are just confused and haven't yet seen the joys of being a man or a cute boy. I'll let you boys in on a little secret the girls don't want you to know. Cute boys are in demand right now

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>>12822511
no one cares about what girls want

>>12822525
I asked, I care

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>>12822534

>>12822511
cute boys are all traumatized by girls being insane

>>12822564
This anon knows--partially. Healing is possible

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the stress my girlfriend put on me precipitated my twink death

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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>>12820797
i can relate
im a cat that wants to be a fish. a catfish if you will

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>>12820797
we should which genders anon

>>12822600
Any gender, anon. The human gender

>>12822511
Yet what will foids do about it? They’ll just stand there and expect you to make the first move.
This is Tried and true

girls and boys are the same thing idc

>>12822763
You can be cute and make the first move. Being cute doesn't mean acting like a girl, a cute man also has masculine qualities

>>12822766
Yet one acts weirded out if you send them a message with your number

>youre supposed to ask me for mine and text me first!

>>12822768
Nah, there's literally nothing more cringe than a boy who shows interest in cute girls

>>12822768
L0L I’ve been making the first move for the entirety of my life and it never worked.
I don’t even want to live at this point and your talking about being cute and shit…
You obviously won’t save me from the heartbreak lmmmmaaaaooooo

>>12822770
i get weirded out when girls send me their thighs

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12822800
Congratulations on being the top 0.1% of the dating pool where girls send you pictures at all.

>>12822809
i'm balding and 5'5"

>>12822048
>I’m so sorry you’re faced with the predicament of having a good time.
I'm trying to tell you YOU could experience this for yourself RIGHT NOW

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12822811
unchecked doubles on page 10!

>>12820797
being a girl sucks actually it's lot better to be a boy

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>12823759
true
I remember at like 10 hatting myself for being a girl

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>>12823835
Reminds me of an old comik i made because i also felt like that

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>>12823840
i think tween self hatred is just a canon event for girls

I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend

>>12822773
exactly, because liking girl's is cringe and stupid.
we should start liking men instead

NIGGER

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>>12822257
>>12822269
>>12822052
o esfores é realmente a central dos brasileiros... que incrível...

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>>12822816
How strange the guy who does nothing but whine about his fate refuses to take a different path when it's offered to him

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12824260
>OMFG ANON, LOOK ANON GAVE ME A (YOU) IN THREAD,,,, OMG LIFE CHANGING THIS HAS CHANGED EVERY ASPECT AND TRAJECTORY OF MY LIFE, ALL FROM A (YOU) ON 4CHAN

>>12824265
Everything about you screams disabled animal that should be put out of its misery

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12824267
let the kid have some fun anon

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12824268
That guy is 10 years older than me

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12824267
lol true

>>12824269
You're 6?!

Your fortune: Average Luck