>>16917979
I have ideas about black holes that no one likes to hear.

>>16917979
Our universe is inside a black hole in a parent universe.
Black holes in our universe are their own universe.

Blackhole has information leakage commonly called hawking radiation which can be seen as a compressor of physical matter into energy, imagine entire solar systems collapse into burbs of radiation, a kind of quantum recycling

>>16917979
black holes arent real.
not sure what color of pill that is, guess it depends on your perspective.

>>16917979
there is a black hole somewhere in the universe headed directly for you and it WILL get you

>>16917999
>Black holes in our universe are their own universe.
>>16917999
>Blackhole has information leakage commonly called hawking radiation
square these two statements

>>16917999
Untrue, we have found a cluster of galaxies on the other side of the observable universe that spin too fast for us to be inside of a black hole.

Take that Blackholists.

>our computations don't match theory? uhhh black holes! black matter!

>>16917979
They are slang for "anus".

>>16919148
Nah niga black holes match computations, theory and observation. If anything they provide the best and most reasonable explanation for “dark matter” as primordial black holes. If we find one in the outer solar system or interstellar space soon then we have a good chance of finally putting dark matter to rest

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>>16917999
My schizo instincts tell me that all black holes in this universe invert into a white hole (or multiple) that was in fact the Big Bang. Einstein said that space and time swap inside a black hole right? So it makes sense that all energy in the universe is part of a recursive circle, beginning with a white hole, ending with a black hole, and basically creating itself out of completely “ recycled” energy contrary to human-centric linear time.

Pic very related

Starting a thread about black holes should be an automatic ban of your IP range. fr fr

>>16917979
I b tinkin' dat UFOs b usin' black hoe analogues fo dey drivin'. It b a doughnut lookin' nigga in da mid uda UFO.

>>16917979
Stuff attracts other stuff, when you get a lot of it in one place the forces involved begin to do funny things. At some point everything collapses. You know how you can cut stuff in paint from a drawing? Black hole is basically that. Area that isn't really part of the drawing anymore and its something of its own. Time and space change places there and once you get behind the horizon of events, you cannot go back. Not because its hard, because all possibile physical roads are in the direction of singularity now.

what would happen if 2 equally supermassive black holes were traveling at 99.999% the speed of light and hit each other directly head on

you should be able to solve this

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>>16922235
You'd have 1 blackhole that's twice as massive and perfectly stationary.

>be godlike ancient ayys
>find a huge black hole with hundreds of billions of years lifetime left
>enter black hole at orbit that degrades super slow
>100 years inside your ship is just one day outside the black hole
>live forever

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>actually as an outside observer if you watch something falling into a black hole you'll see its time stop as it approaches the event horizon
>also somehow as an outside observer you can watch the event horizon grow and even see black holes merge despite the fact that from your point of view time is frozen at their surface

>>16917979
>blackpill me on black holes
they don't exist

>>16922255
If you think that's weird, think about the fact that as two black holes approach each other their gravity should technically cancel each other out. Their event horizons should never even be able to touch.

>>16922272
mathematically it should be impossible to ever cross a line because the distance would just infinitely halve as you approached it

you can't halve something down to 0 and then into the negatives

>dude they are le infinitely dense!!
>except some are more infinitely dense than others and are bigger and radiate information slower but never mind that

>>16917979
They aren't magical holes. No magical singularity either. It's just degenerate matter