> your heart can only beat so many times before it dies,
proof required.

>>16918775
That assumes your heart's beat limit is fixed. How do you know coffee doesn't increase this limit?

>>16918786
Proof by contradiction: If your heart beats infinitely many times, you can't have a finite lifespam and therefore wont die.

>your heart can only beat so many times before it dies
Shit dude, maybe you should stop getting too close to your sister.

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>>16918864
>you should stop getting too close to your sister
Actually, the health benefits of sister bonding have been proven over and over.

>>16918857
By the same logic, you can only blink so many times in your life so shouldn't rapid blinking shorten your lifespan?

Doesn't it block up from fatty tissue? Otherwise, you'd have a better chance at a disease or cancer.

>>16918775
>your heart can only beat so many times before it dies
Do you have any measurements of this taken across the lifespan of a significant number of human individuals, from different countries across the world?

>>16918857
Hearts can be made to beat without the organism it belonged to being alive.

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>>16918857
I'm going to find you and give you a good spanking

>>16918775
>your heart can only beat so many times before it dies
Your heart's health has very little to do with how many times its beat and far more to do with how many times the tissues have been rebuilt and replaced over your lifespan and how many errors have started to build up over time. Almost everything related to human aging is connected to different cellular structures getting shittier at copying themselves over time.

>>16918775
what anime? looks cute

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>>16921694
thanks anon

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>>16919559
This but unironically

>>16918775
holy shit you're so fucking retarded I want to leave this place I suddenly feel threatened by your stupidity because it's so fucking unhinged I'm worried I could get hurt just being anywhere near you, even being on the same fucking planet as you

god help me get me the fuck off this planet

Coffee confers health benefits of it's own, increasing your lifespan. It evens out.