/sci/ - Thread 16954654

do you think they have a hole in the center of the capsule and they can piss and poop in it while they wait for it to open haha and the fish below get to eat all their pee and poop haha?? it must be very bad smelling with the sweaty space suits and all the farty poots and toots and all the pee and poops!!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:22:45 No.16954725

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RECOVERY 1 ONROUTE

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:22:47 No.16954726

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:22:47 No.16954726▶

Reid is like ohhh shit I’m not pressing the radio button when I talk [math]\unicode{x1F92D}[/math]

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:22:55 No.16954727

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:22:55 No.16954727▶

Just knock on the window lads

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:05 No.16954729

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:05 No.16954729▶

>uhhhhhhhh check your push to talk settings?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:09 No.16954730

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:09 No.16954730▶

>>16954721
>RUSSIA, CHINA
nope

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:13 No.16954731

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:13 No.16954731▶

Boy am I glad we live on a planet with tons of water to land from space in.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:14 No.16954732

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>>16954695

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:15 No.16954733

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:15 No.16954733▶

Feels good after the world has been making fun of us, America is BACK

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:16 No.16954734

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:16 No.16954734▶

>>16954721
India desu

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:16 No.16954735

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:16 No.16954735▶

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>4 green crewmembers
kerbals confirmed

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:20 No.16954736

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:20 No.16954736▶

THE CARTEL IS TRYING TO STEAL THE CAPSULE

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:26 No.16954740

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>artemis II was a complete success minus the toilet
how long until we moon land?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:28 No.16954741

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:28 No.16954741▶

Retard in chief tweet in 3 2 1....

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:31 No.16954742

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:31 No.16954742▶

>>16954721
>don't mind the Canadian

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MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:32 No.16954743

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:32 No.16954743▶

THE PORCH PIRATES ANON...

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:41 No.16954744

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still got it

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:48 No.16954745

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:48 No.16954745▶

>>16954721
Canadians can come as a carry-on

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:52 No.16954746

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>erecting

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:57 No.16954747

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>no comms
bros

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:23:59 No.16954748

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:23:59 No.16954748▶

>>16954721
replace russia with canada

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:24:03 No.16954750

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:24:03 No.16954750▶

>WE ARE TRYING A BACK DOOR APPROACH

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:24:10 No.16954751

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:24:10 No.16954751▶

>>16954726
>
wtf

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:24:15 No.16954752

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:24:15 No.16954752▶

WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:24:21 No.16954754

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:24:21 No.16954754▶

>>16954654
WHY CAN'T AMERICANS FIGURE OUT SAT RADIOS?????

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:24:26 No.16954755

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:24:26 No.16954755▶

>>16954742
Canadians are emotional support

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:24:26 No.16954756

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:24:26 No.16954756▶

Elon could NEVER

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:24:27 No.16954757

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>mfw safe splashdown

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:24:28 No.16954758

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:24:28 No.16954758▶

>our most grifting and retarded architecture still mogs any and everyone else

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:24:37 No.16954759

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:24:37 No.16954759▶

>>16954740
it's like 3 years until Artemis III (which won't be crewed) then who knows how many years after that, prolly 2029-2032

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:24:43 No.16954760

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:24:43 No.16954760▶

>>16954740
bit less than 2 years barring any set backs

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:24:57 No.16954762

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ALAAARRRRRMMMMM

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:25:05 No.16954764

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:25:05 No.16954764▶

just use your iphones you fools

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:25:12 No.16954765

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:25:12 No.16954765▶

biden's recov team would be faster desu

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:25:24 No.16954766

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:25:24 No.16954766▶

great, we now only need Starship HLS to work so that we can finally land on the mooon, isn't this great guys? this is awesome!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:25:29 No.16954767

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:25:44 No.16954768

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:25:44 No.16954768▶

>satphones not working
should have bought the Starlink terminals with the cell plan

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:25:46 No.16954769

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WHY CAN'T THEY COME OUT?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:03 No.16954770

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:03 No.16954770▶

so:
>toilets not working
>radios don't work
That's all that went wrong? We really are gonna have a moon base soon.

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MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:10 No.16954771

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:10 No.16954771▶

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CAN YOU HEAR (ME) MAJOR ANON???

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:17 No.16954772

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:17 No.16954772▶

>>16954759
Aren't they already transporting the rocket for that? What else are they waiting for? We have the Mandate of Heaven, just send it.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:22 No.16954773

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:22 No.16954773▶

>first the toilets
>then outlook
>now the phone
Corporate America kun.......

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:24 No.16954774

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:24 No.16954774▶

>>16954767
Fake?
They're not at the pod yet

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:27 No.16954776

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:27 No.16954776▶

>>16954759
Artemis 3 is scheduled for next year and will be manned, the fuck did you get your info from? The Artemis launches are supposed to be yearly things

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:28 No.16954777

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:28 No.16954777▶

>>16954769
the capsule is underpressurized
if they suddenly open it, it would be like a reverse byford dolphin incident

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:36 No.16954779

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:36 No.16954779▶

>>16954767
WTH how does a vtuber have a better stream?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:43 No.16954780

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:43 No.16954780▶

>>16954751
it's a /sci/ trick [math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math]

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:50 No.16954781

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:50 No.16954781▶

Jared lowkirkly jealous

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:51 No.16954782

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:51 No.16954782▶

>>16954721
>Le rape scene for no reason anime

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:55 No.16954783

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:55 No.16954783▶

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>>16954464

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:56 No.16954784

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:56 No.16954784▶

a poop leak sealed the hatch shut and shorted out the local comm link

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:26:58 No.16954785

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:26:58 No.16954785▶

RARE FLIGHT SUIT JARED

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:27:06 No.16954786

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:27:06 No.16954786▶

>>16954767
Artemis 1?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:27:08 No.16954788

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:27:08 No.16954788▶

>>16954745
It's cold in space, doesn't hurt to bring a hat.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:27:09 No.16954789

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:27:09 No.16954789▶

>>16954769
door stuck

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:27:21 No.16954790

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:27:21 No.16954790▶

>>16954767
Pull 'em out already. Somebody get a can opener.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:27:22 No.16954791

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:27:22 No.16954791▶

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>>16954769

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:27:24 No.16954792

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:27:24 No.16954792▶

>>16954774
>>16954779
it's just a still from a previous launch, this is the real thing >>16954714

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:27:25 No.16954794

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:27:25 No.16954794▶

>>16954780
MOD GET OUT IM PISS

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:27:25 No.16954795

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:27:25 No.16954795▶

>>16954774
she pulled up pics from the Artemis I mission i believe

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:27:33 No.16954796

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:27:33 No.16954796▶

>>16954777
Oh shit

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:27:41 No.16954797

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:27:41 No.16954797▶

>>16954779
i think that's from Artemis I
and its obviously a picture, not a live video feed

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:27:48 No.16954799

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:27:48 No.16954799▶

I MISSED IT DID THEY AIRFRY?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:05 No.16954800

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:05 No.16954800▶

>>16954780
>>16954726
Hi mod.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:06 No.16954801

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:06 No.16954801▶

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>>16954782

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:09 No.16954802

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:18 No.16954803

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:18 No.16954803▶

>turnstile

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:18 No.16954804

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:18 No.16954804▶

>>16954769
>letting them out
We are already here

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:19 No.16954805

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:19 No.16954805▶

>can't shit
>can't talk
Grim

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:23 No.16954806

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:23 No.16954806▶

>>16954770
They nailed the hard parts and fucked up the basic tech

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:24 No.16954807

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:24 No.16954807▶

>>16954774
>>16954779
its an artemis 1 photo

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:25 No.16954808

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:25 No.16954808▶

>>16954791
I BEG YOU

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:25 No.16954809

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:25 No.16954809▶

>>16954799
Yep

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:34 No.16954811

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:34 No.16954811▶

>fade to white
cue credit roll

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:35 No.16954812

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:35 No.16954812▶

for those who followed it all the way did they ever fix the toilet

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:36 No.16954813

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:36 No.16954813▶

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Pizza party time

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:42 No.16954815

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:42 No.16954815▶

>>16954795
>she

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MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:42 No.16954816

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:42 No.16954816▶

ALL OUR BASE BELONG TO SPACE ANON...

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:48 No.16954817

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:48 No.16954817▶

>>16954799
Yes jared is reading the contingency eulogy right now

>>16954800
you can post emoji in latex, noob

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:28:58 No.16954818

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:28:58 No.16954818▶

>>16954770
there were some prop system issues too. leaky helium valve or reg it sounded like.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:09 No.16954819

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:09 No.16954819▶

>>16954812
no its just full of shit in there

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:10 No.16954820

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:10 No.16954820▶

>>16954799
they are fine

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:11 No.16954821

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:11 No.16954821▶

>musk still silent on twitter
i-is he alive?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:13 No.16954822

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:13 No.16954822▶

>>16954779
She's there

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:19 No.16954823

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:19 No.16954823▶

>>16954770
>They used Windows
There's your problem, install Linux like Gentoo/Arch and you'll be all set.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:25 No.16954824

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:25 No.16954824▶

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NASA doesn't have a sexy girl welcoming you to planet Earth

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:28 No.16954825

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:28 No.16954825▶

>>16954812
They fixed it early on, the entire void between earth and the moon is filled with piss snow now

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:31 No.16954826

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:31 No.16954826▶

>the data we couldn't download
wait KSP wasn't lying?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:37 No.16954827

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:37 No.16954827▶

>>16954777
How do they repressurise it then

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:37 No.16954828

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they are officially abandoning the pod to sink
what's inside must be really bad

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:38 No.16954829

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:38 No.16954829▶

base by 2028 btw

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:43 No.16954830

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:43 No.16954830▶

>>16954821
in a k-hole rn give him a few

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:45 No.16954831

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:45 No.16954831▶

>me leaving my kerbals on laythe

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:46 No.16954832

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:46 No.16954832▶

>>16954808
YOU ARE A GENUINE DICKSUCKER

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:48 No.16954834

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>>16954809
>>16954817
Sad. Imagine the smell when they open the door.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:29:53 No.16954835

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:29:53 No.16954835▶

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Something went wrong. They got cooked in there.
NASA's getting the substitution body double crew ready for the cameras.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:30:24 No.16954836

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:30:24 No.16954836▶

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>>16954824
I'm reentering her rear if you know what I mean

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:30:28 No.16954837

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:30:28 No.16954837▶

>ITALIA ON THE MOON
MAMA MIA

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:30:34 No.16954838

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:30:34 No.16954838▶

>>16954821
Hes in a deep spiral cause starship v2 was a massive shitshow and they blew up the first v3. f it happens again shits bad. They predicted like 20 launches a year by now

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:30:36 No.16954840

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:30:36 No.16954840▶

>>16954799
space-cooked long pork, yum

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:30:38 No.16954841

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:30:38 No.16954841▶

>>16954826
space woman poop has special... qualities
it's basically gundanium

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MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)00:30:41 No.16954842

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)00:30:41 No.16954842▶

THEY AWOOED ANON

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:30:51 No.16954844

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:30:51 No.16954844▶

>sailors start making monkey noises whenever mic is brought over to them

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:30:55 No.16954845

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:30:55 No.16954845▶

PIZZA ON THE MOON

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:31:02 No.16954846

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:31:02 No.16954846▶

Where are the boats going

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:31:14 No.16954848

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:31:14 No.16954848▶

aeiou

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:31:17 No.16954849

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:31:17 No.16954849▶

>tfw you forgot to put an antenna on in KSP

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:31:34 No.16954850

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:31:34 No.16954850▶

>>16954838
he predicted mars colony by now

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:31:45 No.16954851

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:31:45 No.16954851▶

>>16954806
rather they fuck something up like that instead of something like the heat shield

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:31:57 No.16954853

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:31:57 No.16954853▶

>>16954846
quarantine
i'm glad they keep reminding us the crew is healthy

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:32:01 No.16954854

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:32:01 No.16954854▶

Why can’t they use a flashing light for Morse code?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:32:03 No.16954855

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:32:03 No.16954855▶

>>16954821
he's on a ketamine bender ERPing with grok

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:32:09 No.16954856

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:32:09 No.16954856▶

Mars by 2___

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:32:13 No.16954857

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:32:13 No.16954857▶

why doesn't a ship just pick up the entire capsule and bring it to nasa hq? are they stupid?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:32:22 No.16954858

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:32:22 No.16954858▶

>>16954848
JOHN MADDEN
>JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
>JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
>JOHN MADDEN

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:32:30 No.16954860

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:32:30 No.16954860▶

>>16954856
2222

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MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)00:32:31 No.16954861

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)00:32:31 No.16954861▶

>>16954856
2______6

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:32:42 No.16954863

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:32:42 No.16954863▶

>>16954850
He rolled that back since he will likely die before it happens

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:32:51 No.16954864

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:32:51 No.16954864▶

wait so powering down, did they fix the sat phone issue?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:32:57 No.16954865

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:32:57 No.16954865▶

>>16954856
2 weeks

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:32:58 No.16954866

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:32:58 No.16954866▶

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an UFO just flew over my house

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:04 No.16954867

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:04 No.16954867▶

>>16954856
weeks

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:08 No.16954868

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:08 No.16954868▶

>>16954856
2100
war was beginning

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:13 No.16954869

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:13 No.16954869▶

>Italian hab module confirmed
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:17 No.16954870

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:17 No.16954870▶

>>16954856
>2
morrow

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:19 No.16954871

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:19 No.16954871▶

>>16954856
morrow baby lets go

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:27 No.16954872

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:27 No.16954872▶

>>16954856
2 decades

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:30 No.16954873

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:30 No.16954873▶

>>16954837
they're going to spam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYuyWrkwpok and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q and it will be kino

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:35 No.16954874

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:35 No.16954874▶

>>16954856
2666

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:43 No.16954875

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:43 No.16954875▶

>>16954860
I knew it would come Trumps death confirmed April 12th

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:45 No.16954876

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:45 No.16954876▶

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>>16954853
They gonna send the glow worms to get them?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:49 No.16954877

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:49 No.16954877▶

>have to put a floating inflatable pool next to the Orion capsule to get them out
Dragon recovery procedures look so much more professional and civilized

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:33:58 No.16954878

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:33:58 No.16954878▶

>>16954864
jared is using his ears to directly relay between the crew and divers

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:34:02 No.16954879

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:34:02 No.16954879▶

>>16954866
do you pronounce it "oo-foe"?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:34:13 No.16954881

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:34:13 No.16954881▶

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holy shit, when the camera zoomed in/changed filter, i thought the capsule had exploded for a moment

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:34:14 No.16954882

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:34:14 No.16954882▶

Why so many posts? Did I miss something?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:34:19 No.16954883

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:34:19 No.16954883▶

>>16954856
2E99

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:34:21 No.16954884

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:34:21 No.16954884▶

Did they get cooked alive in there or what?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:34:31 No.16954885

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:34:31 No.16954885▶

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>Christina Koch probably smells

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:34:32 No.16954886

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:34:32 No.16954886▶

Source tells me they're stable.

Please god

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:34:32 No.16954887

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:34:32 No.16954887▶

>>16954854
>N O T P E N N Y S B O A T

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:34:58 No.16954888

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:34:58 No.16954888▶

>>16954884
Fart gas has taken over the air supply...

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:34:58 No.16954889

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:34:58 No.16954889▶

>>16954882
nothing important

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:35:01 No.16954890

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:35:01 No.16954890▶

>>16954881
there's nothing left on it that can possibly explode

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:35:06 No.16954891

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:35:06 No.16954891▶

>>16954870
>>16954871
you two should kiss haha

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:35:12 No.16954892

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:35:12 No.16954892▶

>>16954848
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:35:18 No.16954894

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:35:18 No.16954894▶

>>16954886
made me kek, or should i say, kirk

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:35:26 No.16954895

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:35:26 No.16954895▶

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0A

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:35:32 No.16954896

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:35:32 No.16954896▶

>>16954881
same

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:36:09 No.16954897

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:36:09 No.16954897▶

>the architecture for Artemis III isn’t even known, it’s just vibes for now
Good stuff, wow, very smart

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:36:19 No.16954898

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:36:19 No.16954898▶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0rJoL821bs

>>16954881
>randomly exploding after splashdown
that only happens in KSP (hopefully)

>>

MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)00:36:23 No.16954899

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)00:36:23 No.16954899▶

>>16954896
NO SHARKS ANON!!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:36:26 No.16954900

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:36:26 No.16954900▶

for the later apollo missions they lifted the capsule, astronauts inside, onto the deck. why go back to the early-apollo system?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:36:35 No.16954901

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:36:35 No.16954901▶

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>>16954888
>mfw opening the hatch

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:36:36 No.16954902

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:36:36 No.16954902▶

>>16954856
25th of December, 2026.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:36:50 No.16954903

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:36:50 No.16954903▶

>>16954856
1975

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:36:57 No.16954904

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:36:57 No.16954904▶

>>16954895
imagine being locked in a car that smelled like a latrine with 4 other adults for 10 days, only to have to wear a hot suit and lay on your back bobbing in the ocean for 4 hours after having fallen 250000 miles

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:36:58 No.16954905

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:36:58 No.16954905▶

tf are those boatfags for

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:37:00 No.16954906

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:37:00 No.16954906▶

>>16954856
April 5, 2063

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:37:20 No.16954907

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:37:20 No.16954907▶

>>16954904
spaceflight sounds fucking horrible when you put it that way

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:37:23 No.16954908

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:37:23 No.16954908▶

GET THEM OUT OF THERE ALREAADY WHATS THE HOLD UP?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:37:24 No.16954909

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:37:24 No.16954909▶

>>16954900
its a return to form
i hear nasa was jamming all night on this

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:37:29 No.16954910

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:37:29 No.16954910▶

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How did the contractors not manage to grift a ship like this got a couple billion?
Kind of embarrassing being forced to flop down onto an inflatable raft

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:37:33 No.16954911

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:37:33 No.16954911▶

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Im between jobs doing shit stuff neeting it up but I only feel alive watching this shit. Like in everyday life I feel like I have low level dementia and feel nothing

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:37:41 No.16954912

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:37:41 No.16954912▶

India's rescue team is on the way, and they're prepared to deal with the smell.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:37:41 No.16954913

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:37:41 No.16954913▶

>>16954856
2060ish

>>

MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)00:37:44 No.16954914

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)00:37:44 No.16954914▶

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>>16954902
COULD IT BE ANON....

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:37:48 No.16954915

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:37:48 No.16954915▶

All things considered this is still kind of a regression. Like I don’t think von Braun would be impressed kek

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:37:49 No.16954916

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:37:49 No.16954916▶

If this was Soyuz they'd all be walking of firm ground by now

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:38:04 No.16954917

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:38:04 No.16954917▶

>>16954900
*and by this I mean Skylab 2/3/4.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:38:07 No.16954918

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:38:07 No.16954918▶

FUCK YOU GUYS I BET 1000 BUCKS THAT IT WOULD EXPLODE
NOW IM A DEBT
FUCK NASA
FUCK SPACE EXPLORATION
FUCK YOU ALL

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:38:13 No.16954919

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:38:13 No.16954919▶

>>16954890
except for my bladder haha emirate guys please let me out I gotta go pee

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:38:14 No.16954920

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:38:14 No.16954920▶

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Spooky skull

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:38:33 No.16954922

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:38:33 No.16954922▶

why are wll the camera views so fucking dogshit?
they have a million boats and helicopters and none of them have cameras from this century??

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:38:38 No.16954923

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:38:38 No.16954923▶

>>16954900
didn't they only do that because an astronaut nearly drowned when water came through the hatch?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:38:44 No.16954924

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:38:44 No.16954924▶

*snore*

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:38:53 No.16954925

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:38:53 No.16954925▶

Who designed the fucking Toilet

>>

MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)00:39:07 No.16954926

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)00:39:07 No.16954926▶

>>16954918
WHEN WILL YOU MATURE ANON?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:39:09 No.16954928

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:39:09 No.16954928▶

>>16954918
thanks for the free money faggot

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:39:10 No.16954929

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:39:10 No.16954929▶

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>>16954920

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:39:13 No.16954930

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:39:13 No.16954930▶

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>>16954920

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:39:20 No.16954932

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:39:20 No.16954932▶

>>16954915
>restarting the space program from scratch where your only failures were the toilet and the telephone is a regression

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:39:28 No.16954933

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:39:28 No.16954933▶

>>16954910
lol they're going to get to ride on a military warship
musk's barge looks like a toy next to that

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:39:43 No.16954934

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:39:43 No.16954934▶

what if they opened the capsule and they were all black now?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:39:44 No.16954935

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:39:44 No.16954935▶

>>16954905
they are going to help the astronauts out of the capsule by putting an inflatable "front porch" attached to the capsule somehow and then help them get on helicopters before probably helping a ship attach a winch from a bigger ship to the capsule

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:40:17 No.16954937

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:40:17 No.16954937▶

>>16954932
>restarting the space program from scratch ... is a regression
Yeah

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:40:22 No.16954938

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:40:22 No.16954938▶

>>16954932
Apollo didn't even have a toilet, they had to shit and bags and the astronauts hated it

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:40:24 No.16954939

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:40:24 No.16954939▶

>>16954920
Reminds me of the twin tower smoke faces

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:40:43 No.16954940

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:40:43 No.16954940▶

GETTING AN ERECTION ON MY FRONT PORCH

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:40:57 No.16954941

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:40:57 No.16954941▶

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>>16954934

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:40:58 No.16954942

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:40:58 No.16954942▶

>>16954933
yes, massively wasteful compared to the cheap efficiency of SpaceX

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:40:58 No.16954943

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:40:58 No.16954943▶

>hazard gas
>>16954901

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:41:18 No.16954944

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:41:18 No.16954944▶

>>16954922
i was wondering this about the launch
almost every camera angle was total dogshit.
and got reduced to garbled compression slop right away

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:41:19 No.16954945

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:41:19 No.16954945▶

>>16954934
not happening. this is a redo of Apollo 8, not 1

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:41:25 No.16954948

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:41:25 No.16954948▶

I love you to the Moon and back :D

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:41:27 No.16954949

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:41:27 No.16954949▶

>>16954918
So, this is the power of /biz/?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:41:34 No.16954950

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:41:34 No.16954950▶

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JUST GET THE FUCKING ASTRONAUTS OUT ALREADY I GOT SHIT I NEED TO DO

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:41:36 No.16954951

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:41:36 No.16954951▶

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What is he thinking about now?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:41:40 No.16954952

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:41:40 No.16954952▶

What's Elon thinking right now?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:01 No.16954955

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:01 No.16954955▶

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https://x.com/SpaceX/status/2042759832734732390

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:04 No.16954956

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:04 No.16954956▶

>>16954951
>Ching chong ping pong
something like that I guess

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:05 No.16954957

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:05 No.16954957▶

oh yeah i'm splooshing all over this water

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:10 No.16954959

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:10 No.16954959▶

>>16954952
This was only possible because of him.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:24 No.16954960

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:24 No.16954960▶

>>16954942
>he doesn't think the occasion merits a military parade
well, you do you, pal

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:28 No.16954961

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:28 No.16954961▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:31 No.16954962

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:31 No.16954962▶

>>16954951
ching chong bing bong

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:31 No.16954963

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:31 No.16954963▶

my beautiful wife clear's perfect english

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:32 No.16954964

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:32 No.16954964▶

Had to close the stream cause I couldn't that faggot announcing the splash down time and mission time down to the second. EVERY FUCKING 3 MINUTES.
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:39 No.16954965

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:39 No.16954965▶

>clear speaking in broken english
so precious

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:42 No.16954966

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:42 No.16954966▶

>>16954952
I love my gay little grok baby avatar!!
HLS? What’s that?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:42:50 No.16954967

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:42:50 No.16954967▶

File: 1767954955031438.webm (3 MB)

3 MB WEBM

DISCLOSE THE GRAVITIC PROPULSION SCIENCE

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:43:04 No.16954968

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:43:04 No.16954968▶

>>16954937
From 55 years ago? Sure. From 10 years? We are so back.
>>16954938
Did Artemis really have a toilet? Can we say that?
>sniff test

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:43:05 No.16954969

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:43:05 No.16954969▶

File: 1723347151188664.webm (3.5 MB)

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>>16954952
He is a lot like me so I would guess rimming a trans women

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:43:09 No.16954970

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:43:09 No.16954970▶

>>16954964
mute it then, genius

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:43:29 No.16954972

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:43:29 No.16954972▶

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>>16954960
the fact that this is so uncommon to warrant a military parade is sad
its sad that its 50 years since people went past the moon

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:43:43 No.16954973

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:43:43 No.16954973▶

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>"Claude, open the hatch"
>"I'm sorry Victor, I'm afraid I can't do that"

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:43:53 No.16954974

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:43:53 No.16954974▶

ynr epstein

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:43:59 No.16954976

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:43:59 No.16954976▶

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AM I HALLUCINATING WHY AM I SEEING A SKULL

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:44:00 No.16954977

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:44:00 No.16954977▶

>mission to the lunar surface on Artemis III
>lunar surface
>Artemis III
hwuh??

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:44:09 No.16954978

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:44:09 No.16954978▶

>>16954969
what on earth is that webm

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:44:26 No.16954979

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:44:26 No.16954979▶

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>>16954972
>50 years
It's been like 5 days at most. Get a hold of yourself.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:44:28 No.16954980

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:44:28 No.16954980▶

>>16954920
/x/ is gonna have a field day with this

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:44:34 No.16954981

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:44:34 No.16954981▶

>>16954976
ITS DA ORKS, THEYSE HERE TO WAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:44:39 No.16954982

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:44:39 No.16954982▶

Ive gotta poo hurry up

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:44:40 No.16954983

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:44:40 No.16954983▶

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>>16954976
omgggggg

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:44:49 No.16954984

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:44:49 No.16954984▶

>>16954976
Dude what are you talking about

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:44:56 No.16954986

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:44:56 No.16954986▶

>>16954978
Dead obese man being removed through a removed window due to his girth

>>

MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)00:44:58 No.16954987

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)00:44:58 No.16954987▶

>>16954976
YOUR MIND IS BONEFIED ANON

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:44:59 No.16954988

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:44:59 No.16954988▶

THEY ARE ALL DEAD
IT'S OVER

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:45:12 No.16954989

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:45:12 No.16954989▶

File: Screenshot 2026-04-11 at 03-44-57 NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on X And splashdown! America is back in the business of sending astronauts to the Moon and bringing them home safely. Reid Victor Christ[...].png (460.3 KB)

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https://x.com/NASAAdmin/status/2042757836061430206

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:45:21 No.16954990

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:45:21 No.16954990▶

>>16954988
Too much space sex...

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:45:30 No.16954993

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:45:30 No.16954993▶

>>16954986
awesome

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:45:33 No.16954994

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:45:33 No.16954994▶

wtf is taking these retards so long to blow up a raft

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:45:34 No.16954995

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:45:34 No.16954995▶

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>>16954918
everybody laugh at this faggot

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:45:39 No.16954996

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:45:39 No.16954996▶

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>>16954988
>>16954988
they're actually both alive and dead right now

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:45:47 No.16954997

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:45:47 No.16954997▶

>>16954972
no argument there honestly
but I still think corporate optimization of expenses is way premature
let's savor this time before they put astronauts in cubicles
don't you think so, anon

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:45:51 No.16954998

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:45:51 No.16954998▶

the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing front porch

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:45:53 No.16954999

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:45:53 No.16954999▶

>>16954981
>Its full of squigs

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:46:11 No.16955001

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:46:11 No.16955001▶

hurry up nigga damn

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:46:12 No.16955002

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:46:12 No.16955002▶

>>16954989
>They were not alone.
/x/ bros it's a sign

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:46:14 No.16955003

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:46:14 No.16955003▶

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>they have moon covid

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:46:19 No.16955005

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:46:19 No.16955005▶

>>16954976
>>16954983
>can't unsee
FUCK

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:46:43 No.16955006

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:46:43 No.16955006▶

>>16954997
sure I guess

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:46:55 No.16955007

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:46:55 No.16955007▶

>>16954918
you the guy who kept losing money betting on the fate of superheavy boosters?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:46:57 No.16955008

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:46:57 No.16955008▶

Why aren't (You) part of the Artemis III crew, Anon?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:47:02 No.16955009

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:47:02 No.16955009▶

Why is the powering down so important?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:47:03 No.16955010

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:47:03 No.16955010▶

>>16954983
Guys will see this and say "Hell Yeah"

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:47:13 No.16955011

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:47:13 No.16955011▶

the US now has 2.5 operational crewed vehicles

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:47:18 No.16955012

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:47:18 No.16955012▶

>>16954976
i see a dude with sunglasses

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:47:19 No.16955013

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:47:19 No.16955013▶

>>16955008
I can barely see without my glasses

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:47:25 No.16955014

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:47:25 No.16955014▶

ok this is cringe now
literally killed the hype of the mission retroactively

>>

MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)00:47:39 No.16955015

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)00:47:39 No.16955015▶

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>>16955008
I AM ANON!

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:47:49 No.16955016

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:47:49 No.16955016▶

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Soo, what happens to the capsule? do they just exit it and leave it to sink? or they recover it? What is stopping em from just picking it up and putting it on the aircraft carrier once landed to make the exit easier?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:47:54 No.16955017

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:47:54 No.16955017▶

>>16955008
they take poorly to shitposting

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:48:07 No.16955018

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:48:07 No.16955018▶

They are all dead...

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:48:13 No.16955019

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:48:13 No.16955019▶

>>16955008
fat

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:48:18 No.16955020

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:48:18 No.16955020▶

>>16955008
"the incident"

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:48:20 No.16955021

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:48:20 No.16955021▶

>>16955016
They are recovering it and taking it from san diego to florida over truck I think

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:48:30 No.16955022

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:48:30 No.16955022▶

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>>16955016
Is this your first splash down?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:48:46 No.16955023

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:48:46 No.16955023▶

So now it's fucking nothing until 2028 right?
Nobody cares about III.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:48:48 No.16955024

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:48:48 No.16955024▶

>>16955016
putting big chonking ship next to smol capsule is dangerous, fren

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:48:48 No.16955025

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:48:48 No.16955025▶

WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:49:07 No.16955026

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:49:07 No.16955026▶

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>>16955016
spacex picks up the capsule before taking the people out, not sure why NASA has this procedure

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:49:21 No.16955027

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:49:21 No.16955027▶

>>16955009
The rcs thrusters have some fucking deadly toxic shit in them so I’m guessing they want zero chance they could accidentally fire

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:49:41 No.16955029

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:49:41 No.16955029▶

>Training years to help get 4 people out of a box

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:49:51 No.16955030

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:49:51 No.16955030▶

>>16954976
huge week for pareidolians >>16951536

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:04 No.16955031

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:04 No.16955031▶

>Ohhh! Touchie!

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:06 No.16955032

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:06 No.16955032▶

>>16955028
danny...

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:06 No.16955033

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:06 No.16955033▶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H1fp0oktpc

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:06 No.16955034

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:06 No.16955034▶

>touching it
Ripip

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:19 No.16955035

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:19 No.16955035▶

>>16955026
Because you don't want people in it in case there's an accident with the helicopters.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:22 No.16955036

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:22 No.16955036▶

>hazardous gas

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:22 No.16955037

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:22 No.16955037▶

>>16955029
Yes it’s called a jobs program

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:27 No.16955038

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:27 No.16955038▶

>no toxic gases
>hatch opens
>shit comes out

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:40 No.16955039

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:40 No.16955039▶

>touches it
based

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:50 No.16955040

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:50 No.16955040▶

>yes

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:56 No.16955041

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:56 No.16955041▶

Yes.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:50:59 No.16955042

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:50:59 No.16955042▶

Yes.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:03 No.16955043

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:03 No.16955043▶

Yes

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:09 No.16955044

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:09 No.16955044▶

This is why the shuttle kicks ass. This fucking around in the pool is embarrassing.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:09 No.16955045

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:09 No.16955045▶

>>16955039
>>16955034
Why isn't he bursting into flames?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:12 No.16955046

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:12 No.16955046▶

Yes

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:20 No.16955047

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:20 No.16955047▶

Yes

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:28 No.16955048

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:28 No.16955048▶

Yes,

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:28 No.16955049

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:28 No.16955049▶

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ACKKK

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:38 No.16955050

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:38 No.16955050▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:44 No.16955051

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:44 No.16955051▶

https://youtu.be/zNu1cdISsvY

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:45 No.16955052

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:45 No.16955052▶

Can you repeat the question

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:54 No.16955053

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:54 No.16955053▶

>>16955040
>>16955041
>>16955042
>>16955043
>>16955046
>>16955047
>>16955048
No

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:55 No.16955054

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:55 No.16955054▶

Yes.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:51:57 No.16955055

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:51:57 No.16955055▶

>>16955040
>>16955041
>>16955042
>>16955043
>>16955046
>>16955047
>>16955048
hivemind

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:09 No.16955057

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:09 No.16955057▶

if is is how americans move on water they will never stop the wetbacks

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:22 No.16955058

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:22 No.16955058▶

Yes?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:27 No.16955059

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:27 No.16955059▶

ayys watching us do all this shit just to buzz the moon

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:27 No.16955060

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:27 No.16955060▶

>>16955052
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:30 No.16955061

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:30 No.16955061▶

>>16955052
Are they all dead?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:32 No.16955062

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:32 No.16955062▶

>>16955055
yes mind

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:38 No.16955063

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:38 No.16955063▶

someone get James Cameron on the horn

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:39 No.16955064

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:39 No.16955064▶

>>16955038
Designated capsule

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:42 No.16955065

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:42 No.16955065▶

Where are the toilets?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:45 No.16955066

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:45 No.16955066▶

So, does the rocket girl understand english but can't speak it well?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:48 No.16955067

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:48 No.16955067▶

>>16955008
I'm allergic to the moon.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:52:49 No.16955068

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:52:49 No.16955068▶

>>16955059
>buzz
too soon

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:53:03 No.16955069

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:53:03 No.16955069▶

>>16955059
Ayys should share their advanced propulsion technologies with us.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:53:15 No.16955070

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:53:15 No.16955070▶

pizza

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:53:24 No.16955071

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:53:24 No.16955071▶

THE CAMERAWORK FUCKING SUCKS

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:53:24 No.16955072

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:53:24 No.16955072▶

File: MH-60R-Seahawk-RDN-17.jpg (433.5 KB)

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Seahawk kino

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:53:27 No.16955073

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:53:27 No.16955073▶

>>16954869
>>16955050
Ummm based

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:53:33 No.16955074

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:53:33 No.16955074▶

what follows is probably going to be more stressful for astronauts than the mission
all these people vying for their attention
in deep space they were at least in their element

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:53:46 No.16955075

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:53:46 No.16955075▶

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>>16955023
artemis 3 next year anon
'hopefully'

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:53:47 No.16955076

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:53:47 No.16955076▶

>>16955059
>ayys watching us do all this shit just for them to not successfully land on earth
"meteor showers" are alien spacecraft burning up in our atmosphere because they can't into angles

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:54:08 No.16955077

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:54:08 No.16955077▶

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pizza

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:54:26 No.16955078

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:54:26 No.16955078▶

>>16955069
Would be nice yea

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:54:29 No.16955079

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:54:29 No.16955079▶

>>16955074
I get physically sick even thinking about their upcoming White House visit

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:54:45 No.16955081

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:54:45 No.16955081▶

>>16955072
>breaks
>"SEAHAWK DOWN"
>"SEAHAWK DOWN"
>"SEAHAWK DOWN"

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:54:45 No.16955082

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:54:45 No.16955082▶

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fresh thought: as the capsule has landed, it's now off topic for /sfg/? Maybe even when they first entered the atmosphere.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:54:50 No.16955083

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:54:50 No.16955083▶

I see the skull...

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:54:51 No.16955084

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:54:51 No.16955084▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:54:56 No.16955085

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:54:56 No.16955085▶

>>16955059
If the ayys were so good at space, why haven't they visited yet?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:54:56 No.16955086

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:54:56 No.16955086▶

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>>16954979
I loved Berger's joke the other day
>Jared, so why haven't we been back to the moon in 53 minutes

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:55:09 No.16955087

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:55:09 No.16955087▶

>>16955081
>somalians firing rpgs at it from the coast

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:55:09 No.16955088

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:55:09 No.16955088▶

megan cruz didnt wanna say erect

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:55:13 No.16955089

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:55:13 No.16955089▶

>>16955057
Anon, they're trying *not* to kill them.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:55:28 No.16955090

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:55:28 No.16955090▶

>>16955076
>meteor showers" are alien spacecraft burning up in our atmosphere because they can't into angles
those are the sped alients in the short ufo

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:55:28 No.16955091

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:55:28 No.16955091▶

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how many fucking guys do they have there
there's going to be no space for the astronauts

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:55:30 No.16955092

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:55:30 No.16955092▶

>>16955082
earth is in space. all of earth is spaceflight. you are on spaceship earth

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:55:53 No.16955093

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:55:53 No.16955093▶

DOOR OPENING HYPE

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:55:55 No.16955094

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:55:55 No.16955094▶

>>16955086
>Jared, so why haven't we been back to the moon in 53 minutes
kek

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:05 No.16955095

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:05 No.16955095▶

>>16955082
/sfg/ is boatplane-adjacent so it still holds

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:05 No.16955096

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:05 No.16955096▶

>>16955082
seafloat general

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:13 No.16955097

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:13 No.16955097▶

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ERECTION IN PROGRESS

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:14 No.16955098

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:14 No.16955098▶

HATCH OPEN

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:21 No.16955100

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:21 No.16955100▶

we're gonna reach image limit before they're out at this rate

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:23 No.16955101

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:23 No.16955101▶

>>16955091
they're gonna get airlifted out

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:30 No.16955102

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:30 No.16955102▶

YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE STANK OUT

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:31 No.16955103

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:31 No.16955103▶

*ding-dong*
>who is it?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:36 No.16955104

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:36 No.16955104▶

>>16954963
>OKEIRI
I never knew I wanted her to welcome our brave astronauts back to earth.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:38 No.16955105

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:38 No.16955105▶

/sci/ you told me this stream would be kino but nothing's happening?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:39 No.16955106

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:39 No.16955106▶

imagine the smell

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:48 No.16955107

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:48 No.16955107▶

File: 1773807160734492.png (351.5 KB)

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open

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:49 No.16955108

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:49 No.16955108▶

>>16955069
ayys use hydrolox sustainers with solid strap on boosters. they're fucking stupid and we have nothing to learn from them

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:56:53 No.16955109

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:56:53 No.16955109▶

What date is the white house visit. I want to see them hanging out with Trump and Vance

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:00 No.16955110

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:00 No.16955110▶

IT'S OPEN

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:07 No.16955111

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:07 No.16955111▶

File: 2026-04-11-001956.png (2.1 MB)

2.1 MB PNG

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:09 No.16955112

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:09 No.16955112▶

Is the capsule still hot from reentry at this point? How do they open the capsule without being burnt?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:15 No.16955113

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:15 No.16955113▶

>>16955103
*steps on a bag of flaming dogshit*

>>

MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:17 No.16955114

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:17 No.16955114▶

>>16955107
SESAME!

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:28 No.16955115

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:28 No.16955115▶

>letting IT out

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:29 No.16955116

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:29 No.16955116▶

"damn bitch, you fly like this?"

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:33 No.16955117

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:33 No.16955117▶

>pointless makework mission that didn't need to be manned
>People online tell me I just don't understand how important it was

idiots....

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:44 No.16955118

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:44 No.16955118▶

>>16955105
go watch your tiktoks, zoom zoom.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:46 No.16955119

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:46 No.16955119▶

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LET THEM OUT

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:49 No.16955120

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:49 No.16955120▶

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FIRST PIC OF CREW MEMBER GETTING OUT

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:54 No.16955121

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:54 No.16955121▶

none of the boats have bow-mounted ball-mount .50s

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:57:57 No.16955122

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:57:57 No.16955122▶

wish they had not potatoes to show video from

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:58:00 No.16955123

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:58:00 No.16955123▶

They need to contract recovery to SpaceX
Or just drag Orion into the well deck of Murtha

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:58:13 No.16955124

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:58:13 No.16955124▶

>>16955117
if they didn't put crew on it how would they have learned the toilet doesn't work?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:58:15 No.16955125

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:58:15 No.16955125▶

>>16955112
its in the water idiot
how would it be hot

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:58:20 No.16955126

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:58:20 No.16955126▶

Ladies first

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:58:22 No.16955127

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:58:22 No.16955127▶

File: 3425465543534.gif (3.4 MB)

3.4 MB GIF

FRONT PORCH
R
N
T

P
O
R
C
H

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:58:32 No.16955128

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:58:32 No.16955128▶

>>16955117
>doesn't understand something
>calls others idiots
the midwit beacon

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:58:36 No.16955129

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:58:36 No.16955129▶

>>16955112
Oven mitts

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:58:51 No.16955130

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:58:51 No.16955130▶

>>16955112
>30 minutes since splashdown
I think it's fine

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:58:57 No.16955131

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:58:57 No.16955131▶

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>>16955114
open says me

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:59:27 No.16955132

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:59:27 No.16955132▶

mum just texted me "why are they taking so long?"
kek

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:59:41 No.16955133

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:59:41 No.16955133▶

>no hazardous gases

doubt.jpg

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:59:43 No.16955134

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:59:43 No.16955134▶

standing by for the erection

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:59:47 No.16955135

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:59:47 No.16955135▶

this guy loves saying erection

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:59:49 No.16955136

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:59:49 No.16955136▶

ERECT THE PORCH

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:59:53 No.16955137

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:59:53 No.16955137▶

>>16955131
That's my favorite Popeye cartoon.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:59:54 No.16955138

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:59:54 No.16955138▶

Soooo if no one is ready are we just doing a glass cockpit hypergolic LM?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:59:57 No.16955139

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:59:57 No.16955139▶

>>16955127
Dumb as fuck
Use the LHD

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)00:59:59 No.16955140

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)00:59:59 No.16955140▶

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>no hazardous gases

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:00:04 No.16955141

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:00:04 No.16955141▶

ERECTION

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:00:34 No.16955142

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:00:34 No.16955142▶

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https://x.com/Gwynne_Shotwell/status/2042764424990106065

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:00:36 No.16955143

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:00:36 No.16955143▶

ERECTION WHEN?
ERECTION WHEN?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:00:44 No.16955144

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:00:44 No.16955144▶

File: 1604819675493.jpg (97.2 KB)

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:00:49 No.16955145

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:00:49 No.16955145▶

is it procedure to use the word "erection" or does the guy talking just like getting away with using that word

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:00:50 No.16955146

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:00:50 No.16955146▶

Are they going to try and recover the capsule or let it sink? I feel like they can learn so much from recovering it

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:00:50 No.16955147

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:00:50 No.16955147▶

>>16955079
Imagine being a kid thinking about being an astronaut and getting to meet the president, and then when it finally happens the president is Donald Trump

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:00:58 No.16955148

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:00:58 No.16955148▶

>>16955132
Job justification
40 people in the water alone

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:01:03 No.16955149

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:01:03 No.16955149▶

File: fast erection.jpg (921 KB)

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:01:04 No.16955150

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:01:04 No.16955150▶

>>16955143
It's hard to get an erection on cold water

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:01:22 No.16955152

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:01:22 No.16955152▶

>>16955147
Blimphus glump?
You mean cheeto hitler?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:01:25 No.16955153

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:01:25 No.16955153▶

>wiseman-san

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:01:45 No.16955154

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:01:45 No.16955154▶

>>16955145
the lady said "setting up" and "getting it ready" dude just likes the word

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:01:55 No.16955156

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:01:55 No.16955156▶

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>>16955142
more like shotweb

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:02:15 No.16955157

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:02:15 No.16955157▶

what did isaacman hear during the plasma blackout

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:02:17 No.16955158

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:02:17 No.16955158▶

>>16955148
they are there to contain

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:02:20 No.16955159

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:02:20 No.16955159▶

>>16955155
wiat a minute

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:02:29 No.16955160

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:02:29 No.16955160▶

>>16955150
Plenty of people get erections just fine in boats, what's the problem here?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:02:32 No.16955161

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:02:32 No.16955161▶

>>16955156
how do i shotweb

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:02:41 No.16955162

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:02:41 No.16955162▶

foursome confirmed

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:02:46 No.16955163

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:02:46 No.16955163▶

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>>Hey Anon what are you watching?
>Artemis II, they have successfully landed and I'm waiting for the crew to be-
>>What's a "Artemis II"?
>Crewed mission around the moon? Test run of a program that will end in a permanent moonbase?
>>Wait, so we're back on the moon? What?
I'm a not a /sci/fag but this is just

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:02:52 No.16955164

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:02:52 No.16955164▶

>>16955142
isn't she Mother Space?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:02:56 No.16955165

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:02:56 No.16955165▶

I realize, intellectually, that the whole operation must have costed ridiculous amounts of money
but still, seeing the navy operations, that's a lot of people just to support these four

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:03:05 No.16955166

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:03:05 No.16955166▶

>>16955158
Why contain it?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:03:06 No.16955167

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:03:06 No.16955167▶

>trans-lunar injection
I thought trans was removed

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:03:12 No.16955168

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:03:12 No.16955168▶

There's great whites in that water, no fucking way I'd go for a swim

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:03:26 No.16955169

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:03:26 No.16955169▶

uhh why are they laying detonation cord and drifting away??

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:03:29 No.16955170

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:03:29 No.16955170▶

they have to slip-and-slide out of the capsule on the ocean to egress?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:03:51 No.16955171

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:03:51 No.16955171▶

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What would happen if I licked the capsule?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:03:51 No.16955172

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:03:51 No.16955172▶

>>16955155
biboo owes me sex

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:03:55 No.16955173

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:03:55 No.16955173▶

>>16955167
It’s now the LGB lunar injection

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:03:59 No.16955174

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:03:59 No.16955174▶

>>16955165
personally, I would rather have entire aircraft carrier battle groups assigned to this rather than Middle East fuckfest #345

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:04:02 No.16955175

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:04:02 No.16955175▶

>>16955168
yes, there are nasa workers in the water, your point being?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:04:02 No.16955176

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:04:02 No.16955176▶

>>16955168
That makes me wonder, have we had astronauts get attacked by wildlife when they came back?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:04:18 No.16955177

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:04:18 No.16955177▶

>>16955163
you're a pretentious twat

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:04:27 No.16955178

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:04:27 No.16955178▶

>>16955163
honestly i had no idea this was happening until i saw a replay of the launch on tv a few days ago
and i haven't heard anyone in my area talk about it.
its alot easier to miss than you might think.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:04:55 No.16955180

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:04:55 No.16955180▶

Well: a few of the Apollo guys lived long enough to see this, at least

>>

MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)01:04:56 No.16955181

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)01:04:56 No.16955181▶

>>16955171
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY SHAMEFUL ANON..

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:05:08 No.16955182

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:05:08 No.16955182▶

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>>16955163
This one time at bandcamp I sent an adult woman a picture of me next to the Great Pyramids and she then asked me where I was.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:05:40 No.16955183

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:05:40 No.16955183▶

>>16955182
bass pro shop?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:05:41 No.16955184

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:05:41 No.16955184▶

WHY DON'T THEY JUST PICK UP THE WHOLE THING AND PUT IT ON THE SHIP
WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG
WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING DOING

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:05:53 No.16955185

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:05:53 No.16955185▶

>>16955180
buzz aldrin is a MAGA nazi fascist and wants to erase all trans children

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:06:02 No.16955186

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:06:02 No.16955186▶

>>16955181
for him or the capsule?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:06:15 No.16955187

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:06:15 No.16955187▶

>>16955170
these guys have just experienced a 400 000 km trip
can you imagine their thousand-yard stare when they they try to relate to your merely earthly concerns?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:06:26 No.16955188

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:06:26 No.16955188▶

>>16955184
>WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING
each other

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:06:27 No.16955189

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:06:27 No.16955189▶

they are still in the thing?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:06:32 No.16955190

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:06:32 No.16955190▶

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ARTEMIS II'S HOLE

SO LEWD

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:06:41 No.16955191

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:06:41 No.16955191▶

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ERECTION
ERECTED

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:06:43 No.16955192

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:06:43 No.16955192▶

File: 2026-04-11-001958.png (1.9 MB)

1.9 MB PNG

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MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)01:06:46 No.16955193

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)01:06:46 No.16955193▶

>>16955186
FOR (YOU) ANON!

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:07:06 No.16955194

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:07:06 No.16955194▶

>>16955185
Shame Jim Lovell didn't make it a few more months for this mission

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:07:12 No.16955195

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:07:12 No.16955195▶

>>16955189
they found the astronauts dead inside and are trying to hire actors real quick

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:07:19 No.16955196

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:07:19 No.16955196▶

>>16955176
The Russians used to bring guns to deal with bears or wolves. I don't think they ever ended up needing them, though.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:07:27 No.16955197

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:07:27 No.16955197▶

>>16955185
Buzzased

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:07:30 No.16955198

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:07:30 No.16955198▶

Why the fuck haven't the astronauts just gotten on one of the boats yet? You don't need a retarded "front porch" for this. So what if they get a little wet.
This is a national embarrassment.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:07:34 No.16955199

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:07:34 No.16955199▶

>>16955178
I wasn't even that interested in following the mission (just tuned in when there was launch, "Hello, World!" and other "big" milestones) yet I was still aware of it happening FOR MONTHS
I'm worried for Artemis III^W^W IV. Imagine some simp watching his favorite vtumor over moon landing

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:07:34 No.16955200

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:07:34 No.16955200▶

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Look at that lewd hole. Somebody's gonna an ERECTION and cum to this.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:07:38 No.16955201

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:07:38 No.16955201▶

>>16954795
>she

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:07:46 No.16955202

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:07:46 No.16955202▶

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>>16955193

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:07:54 No.16955203

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:07:54 No.16955203▶

Shibiri collar for Orion

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:08:11 No.16955204

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:08:11 No.16955204▶

okay this europoor is going to bed
thanks for the show ameribros, hope you do it again soon

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:08:25 No.16955205

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:08:25 No.16955205▶

Nice erection great erection fantastic erection

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:08:25 No.16955206

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:08:25 No.16955206▶

>>16955164
She's Artemis

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:08:27 No.16955207

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:08:27 No.16955207▶

>>16955200
Would you an Orion, anon?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:08:27 No.16955208

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:08:27 No.16955208▶

frontporchthefrontporchthefrontporch
frontporch

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:08:56 No.16955210

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:08:56 No.16955210▶

>>16955158
Or feed....

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:08:57 No.16955211

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:08:57 No.16955211▶

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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2042771312792473723

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:03 No.16955212

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:09:03 No.16955212▶

Imagine being a russian space fan rn (right now)

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:05 No.16955213

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:09:05 No.16955213▶

>>16955165
I was thinking this. Each person on each of those like 6 boats + helicopters probably gets paid 100-300k annually, so just the retrieval personnel alone already costs NASA like 20 million per year.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:07 No.16955214

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:09:07 No.16955214▶

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Next step, Mars!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:08 No.16955215

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:09:08 No.16955215▶

Get on with it

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MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:16 No.16955216

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)01:09:16 No.16955216▶

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>>16955202

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:27 No.16955217

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:09:27 No.16955217▶

>>16955176
I remember reading somewhere that cosmonauts would have a gun in their capsule to fight off bears when they landed in the Siberian wilderness

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:39 No.16955218

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:09:39 No.16955218▶

>>16955198
NASA is a clown fiesta of "heritage methods"

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:43 No.16955219

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:09:43 No.16955219▶

>>16955214
I thought we were going to the moon

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:48 No.16955220

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it looks so turgid

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:49 No.16955221

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:09:49 No.16955221▶

>ASTRONAUTS ARE REPORTED TO BE IN EXCELLENT CONDITION
>ASTRONAUTS ARE REPORTED TO BE IN EXCELLENT CONDITION
>ASTRONAUTS ARE REPORTED TO BE IN EXCELLENT CONDITION

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:53 No.16955222

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:09:53 No.16955222▶

ERECTION

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:09:55 No.16955223

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:09:55 No.16955223▶

>>16955214
why does he all caps his name at the end like that?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:10:00 No.16955224

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:10:00 No.16955224▶

>>16955198
they're wearing space suits, not wet suits

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:10:00 No.16955225

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:10:00 No.16955225▶

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>>16955196
The TP-82 can be used for hunting, to defend against predators, and for creating visible and/or audible distress signals. The detachable buttstock also functions as a machete and is equipped with a canvas sheath.

The upper two side-by-side shotgun barrels use special 12.5×70mm ammunition (40 gauge), and the lower single rifled barrel uses 5.45×39mm ammunition developed for the AK-74 assault rifle. The TP-82 has a large lever on the left side of the receiver that opens the action, and a small grip safety under the trigger guard that resembles a secondary trigger.[citation needed] According to NASA astronauts, the gun is very accurate out to about 20–30 m (22–33 yd).

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:10:06 No.16955226

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:10:06 No.16955226▶

>>16955214
>drumpf couldn't even land on saturn
what a failure

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:10:20 No.16955227

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:10:20 No.16955227▶

i wish i was in excellent condition

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:10:27 No.16955228

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:10:27 No.16955228▶

>>16955214
I'm pretty sure he won't be alive when we get to Mars
>>16955223
he likes to CAPS LOCK

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:10:35 No.16955229

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:10:35 No.16955229▶

First person to Mars will be cool but I'm more excited for the permanent moon base

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:10:39 No.16955230

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:10:39 No.16955230▶

>>16955224
Then maybe they shouldn't fall.
Are they the most physically qualified humans in the nation or not?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:10:42 No.16955231

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:10:42 No.16955231▶

>>16955221
what condition are the astronauts in again? and what are we waiting for the front porch to do again?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:11:14 No.16955232

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:11:14 No.16955232▶

>>16955229
Fuck you elon, fuck you so much

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:11:15 No.16955233

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:11:15 No.16955233▶

>>16955231
green

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:11:31 No.16955234

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:11:31 No.16955234▶

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>8 people inside
>all evacuating gases
Imagine the smell

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:11:39 No.16955235

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:11:39 No.16955235▶

>>16955217
>>16955196
I did know about the space guns. I guess we never ended up using them. Not like we need it these days, they got found pretty quick.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:11:44 No.16955236

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:11:44 No.16955236▶

>8 inside
8 inside
>8 inside
8 inside
>8 inside
8 inside

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:12:04 No.16955237

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:12:04 No.16955237▶

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>>16955196
>POV you're a space bear

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:12:08 No.16955238

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:12:08 No.16955238▶

They are currently removing the green paint

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:12:22 No.16955239

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:12:22 No.16955239▶

>>16955211
>four American flags
sus

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MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)01:12:24 No.16955240

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)01:12:24 No.16955240▶

>>16955236
THATMUSTBEATIGHTSQUEEZEANON

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:12:55 No.16955242

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:12:55 No.16955242▶

>Suddenly a chinese submarine surfaces

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:13:04 No.16955243

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:13:04 No.16955243▶

>putting four more people inside the capsule instead of taking the four original people out
one of the mathematicians accidentally added instead of subtracting or something?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:13:09 No.16955244

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>>16955231

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:13:26 No.16955245

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:13:26 No.16955245▶

why do they make this so needlessly complicated
just pull it out of the water with a crane onto the deck of another ship

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:13:38 No.16955246

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:13:38 No.16955246▶

Imagine the smell

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:13:39 No.16955247

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:13:39 No.16955247▶

>>16954654
glad everything went alright. now maybe we can walk up there in 2 years

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:13:58 No.16955248

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:13:58 No.16955248▶

the astronauts are birthed like children from (now) fleshy inside of the pod

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:14:00 No.16955249

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:14:00 No.16955249▶

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>wearing space suit
>haven't felt gravity in 10 days
>mentally broken from being a room with a woman this long
>barely slept for all that time
>just been shaken to bits
>anon complain you don't dive head first into the ocean with a double front flip

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:14:10 No.16955250

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:14:10 No.16955250▶

>>16955184
>WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING DOING
Onlyfans
Have to pay for this shit somehow yo!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:14:15 No.16955251

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:14:15 No.16955251▶

>>16955214
Imagine bein an astronaut and after doing this week's long intense trip you have to go eat at the retard in chiefs house and be nice so that he doesn't defind your whole department. Being an astronaut is a tough job

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:14:35 No.16955252

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:14:35 No.16955252▶

>>16955251
He's bringing McDonald's

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:14:39 No.16955253

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:14:39 No.16955253▶

did they confirm they are alive?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:14:39 No.16955254

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:14:39 No.16955254▶

>>16955245
this procedure was probably designed by committee

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:15:00 No.16955255

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:15:00 No.16955255▶

>>16955249
lol

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:15:12 No.16955257

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:15:12 No.16955257▶

>they're green
zug zug

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:15:18 No.16955258

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:15:18 No.16955258▶

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>>16955211

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:15:18 No.16955259

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:15:18 No.16955259▶

>>16955253
yep, all 5 of them

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:15:21 No.16955260

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:15:21 No.16955260▶

>>16955249
Literally why don't they jump out and swim to a boat? Anyone could make this swim, certainly the fittest people on the planet can.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:15:22 No.16955261

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:15:22 No.16955261▶

>>16955175
underrated

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:15:45 No.16955262

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:15:45 No.16955262▶

>>16955259
good...

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:15:46 No.16955263

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:15:46 No.16955263▶

>>16955213
>the retrieval personnel alone already costs NASA like 20 million per year
to play devil' advocate a bit, I don't think NASA is actually paying 20 million for that
they probably can get the navy to help them just for prestige alone
and the navy is going to get paid either way, their whole job is basically to be on standby just in case they are needed

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:15:50 No.16955266

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:15:50 No.16955266▶

>>16955253
no, the four "medics" they sent in are preparing their weekend at bernie's procedure right now

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:16:00 No.16955267

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:16:00 No.16955267▶

>grill comes out first

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:16:14 No.16955268

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:16:14 No.16955268▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:16:43 No.16955269

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>>16955252
good, we're bringing mac tonight back too
no one can stop what's coming

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:16:47 No.16955270

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:16:47 No.16955270▶

>>16955249
jej

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:16:58 No.16955271

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:16:58 No.16955271▶

>>16955245
Even easier with the well deck!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:17:06 No.16955272

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:17:06 No.16955272▶

do they still have to quarantine astronauts?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:17:14 No.16955273

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:17:14 No.16955273▶

>wanted to download sections of the livestream for webming
>but yt-dlp download sections doesn't work on livestreams for some reason
>instead downloading between x and y minutes it just downloads the most recent minutes
dang

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:17:44 No.16955274

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>not the complexion of their skin

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:17:51 No.16955275

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:17:51 No.16955275▶

>>16955268
what's with the gay little synchronized swimming frogman brigade holding up a waterlogged skirt?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:18:01 No.16955276

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:18:01 No.16955276▶

this doesn't feel significant at all. nobody noticed. no cool footage or anything.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:18:29 No.16955277

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:18:29 No.16955277▶

>>16955272
no
they have to before they go but not when they come back

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:18:32 No.16955279

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:18:32 No.16955279▶

>>16955273
streamlink can probably do it but I've never tried.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:19:13 No.16955282

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:19:13 No.16955282▶

>>16955276
>no cool footage
the capsule falling out of the sky is literally the only good thing that's been on tv this year

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:19:16 No.16955283

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:19:16 No.16955283▶

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FULLY ERECTED

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:19:50 No.16955285

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:19:50 No.16955285▶

>>16955245
They don't know for sure if the capsule is in good condition so there is a risk that the lift would fail. Also the capsule could hit the ship. It's just an abundance of caution. You could have thought of this yourself.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:19:54 No.16955286

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:19:54 No.16955286▶

This is a NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT.
When China goes to the moon, they'll get off the pod within 3 minutes of the boat showing up.
Screencap this.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:20:13 No.16955288

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what are these?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:20:19 No.16955289

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:20:19 No.16955289▶

Everyone is suddenly an expert at astronaut retreival in the middle of the ocean. Yeah I'm sure this method is needlessly complicated they should have hired you instead.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:20:21 No.16955290

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:20:21 No.16955290▶

>stabilization collar is fully erect
>an hour later
so what was the plan if this thing started sinking?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:20:24 No.16955291

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:20:24 No.16955291▶

>>16955285
>Sinks like that one mercury capsule everyone blames the astronaut for

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:20:26 No.16955292

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:20:26 No.16955292▶

>undersea crew members
?????

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:20:37 No.16955293

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:20:37 No.16955293▶

>>16955182
Why were you texting an adult woman?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:20:47 No.16955294

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:20:47 No.16955294▶

>>16955288
the anti-alien alarm

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:20:49 No.16955295

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:20:49 No.16955295▶

THE CREW IS GREEN
I REPEAT
THE CREW IS GREEN

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:21:02 No.16955296

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:21:02 No.16955296▶

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>>16955292

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:21:13 No.16955297

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:21:13 No.16955297▶

>>16955275
its a stabilization device for rough weather

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:21:21 No.16955298

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:21:21 No.16955298▶

>>16955293
He got desperate

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:21:25 No.16955300

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:21:25 No.16955300▶

>>16955295
goon ging ging gan sporf dorf

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:21:26 No.16955301

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:21:26 No.16955301▶

>>16955286
yes because they'll all be dead in there so the precautions are unnecessary

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:21:26 No.16955302

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:21:26 No.16955302▶

>>16955292
why do you think its called a ship?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:21:27 No.16955303

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:21:27 No.16955303▶

>>16955273
Faststone Capture or Camtasia will let you screen cap whatever you want. Faststone Capture is a lot smaller and easier to use.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:21:29 No.16955304

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:21:29 No.16955304▶

>>16955288
It's where the demon horns go. They evaporate during reentry, but in space, they operate as an aphrodisiac for the space whales.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:21:30 No.16955305

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:21:30 No.16955305▶

>so early

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:21:38 No.16955306

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:21:38 No.16955306▶

Seasick Victor sure is gonna look green

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:21:46 No.16955307

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:21:46 No.16955307▶

>>16955288
drogue parachutes

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:22:27 No.16955308

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:22:27 No.16955308▶

>>16955296
ahh the endless

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:22:39 No.16955309

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:22:39 No.16955309▶

ERECTED

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:22:43 No.16955310

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:22:43 No.16955310▶

why don't they simply use a crane to lift the capsule to the ship?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:22:45 No.16955311

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:22:45 No.16955311▶

>>16955289
just compare it to dragon retrieval
SpaceX just drives a boat there, a frogman attaches a hook to the capsule and they pick it up into a boat, people get out
no need for flotation devices, helicopters etc

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:22:55 No.16955312

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:22:55 No.16955312▶

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>houston, this is recovery. the stench is unbearable. aborting mission

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MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)01:23:10 No.16955313

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)01:23:10 No.16955313▶

OH... RYAN...

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:23:31 No.16955314

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:23:31 No.16955314▶

>>16955310
Because then the DEIvers wouldn't get their 15 seconds of fame.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:23:37 No.16955315

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:23:37 No.16955315▶

>>16955310
Why don't the austronauts just jump off the thing and swim to the boats?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:23:47 No.16955316

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:23:47 No.16955316▶

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>Hatch opens

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:24:01 No.16955317

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:24:01 No.16955317▶

>>16955311
a billion dollar annual budget has to be spent somewhere

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:24:03 No.16955318

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:24:03 No.16955318▶

>>16955288
parachute mortars I think

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:24:04 No.16955319

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:24:04 No.16955319▶

How does it actually smell in there?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:24:20 No.16955320

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:24:20 No.16955320▶

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It deserved it all along anons...

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:24:32 No.16955321

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:24:32 No.16955321▶

>>16955312
but seriously imagine the pussy smell in there rn

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:24:48 No.16955322

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:24:48 No.16955322▶

why didn't the eagles just fly the ring to mordor?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:24:52 No.16955323

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:24:52 No.16955323▶

>>16955289(you)
Two hour requirement
Missed
So idk if they hired experts either

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:25:01 No.16955324

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:25:01 No.16955324▶

>>16955320
I hope she gets sisters.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:25:11 No.16955325

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:25:11 No.16955325▶

>>16955320
Why can't it have a cool name like Saturn?
>european service module
fuck you boring faggots you aren't coming with us next time

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:25:31 No.16955326

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:25:31 No.16955326▶

Isn't this a /sci/ board? Why are some you extremely retarded?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:25:55 No.16955327

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:25:55 No.16955327▶

the porch looks like a bad design desu

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:25:55 No.16955328

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:25:55 No.16955328▶

>>16955322
no FAA license

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:26:00 No.16955329

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:26:00 No.16955329▶

>>16955326
Retarded website

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:26:15 No.16955331

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:26:15 No.16955331▶

>>16955322
Why didn't they fire a Saturn V rocket into the Eye of Sauron to end the battle?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:26:22 No.16955332

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:26:22 No.16955332▶

>>16955326
you should check out some of the threads, that is part and parcel for this board

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:26:26 No.16955333

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:26:26 No.16955333▶

>>16955321
From the woman or the Canadian?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:26:38 No.16955334

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:26:38 No.16955334▶

>>16955555
quints confirm

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:26:38 No.16955335

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:26:38 No.16955335▶

Hopefully they can streamline the erection process for future missions

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:26:53 No.16955336

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:26:53 No.16955336▶

>green
>hazardous gases
>erected
>front porch

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:27:01 No.16955338

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:27:01 No.16955338▶

>>16955326
Because we don't gatekeep retards on this website since 2015

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:27:05 No.16955339

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:27:05 No.16955339▶

>>16955326
>a /sci/ board
no it is THE /sci/ board

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:27:14 No.16955340

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:27:14 No.16955340▶

>>16955333
both

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:27:15 No.16955341

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:27:15 No.16955341▶

>>16955326
When I'm looking for cutting edge scientific discussion, I go to 4chan

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:27:19 No.16955342

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:27:19 No.16955342▶

Need a bigger porch

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:27:44 No.16955343

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:27:44 No.16955343▶

>i want the moon mission to end sooner
??? stop whining

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:27:55 No.16955344

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:27:55 No.16955344▶

>>16955311
>a frogman attaches a hook to the capsule
it's frogMAM
>>16954824

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:28:09 No.16955345

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:28:09 No.16955345▶

Why didn't the astronauts jump off the spaceship midair and parachute on aircraft carriers? Don't they have military training?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:28:11 No.16955346

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:28:11 No.16955346▶

Can this moon mission end already?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:28:22 No.16955347

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:28:22 No.16955347▶

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A PROGRAM

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:28:32 No.16955348

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:28:32 No.16955348▶

>>16955343
This last hour has been pretty fucking boring though for real.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:28:43 No.16955349

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:28:43 No.16955349▶

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>>16955342
for the porch mo... ehhh

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:28:51 No.16955350

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:28:51 No.16955350▶

>>16955326
If you want to declare that the earth is flat and space is fake and get lots of replies, where else would you go?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:29:00 No.16955351

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:29:00 No.16955351▶

>>16955345
We're not the soviets who forgot to design a capsule with landing chutes

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:29:02 No.16955352

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:29:02 No.16955352▶

>>16955326
this board got flooded by retards years ago

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:29:03 No.16955353

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:29:03 No.16955353▶

>>16955348
spaceflight is slow

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:29:16 No.16955355

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:29:16 No.16955355▶

>all this background noise when the commentator speaks
mission control is unexpectedly noisy

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:29:23 No.16955357

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:29:23 No.16955357▶

>>16955345
kek i bet the soviets would have seriously considered that

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:29:24 No.16955358

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:29:24 No.16955358▶

>a fairly raucous scene behind me in mission control as the nerds are all having their way with the stemfoids
>if you thought the capsule stank just wait until you get a whiff of this

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:29:34 No.16955359

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:29:34 No.16955359▶

cool stars screensaver NASA

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:29:39 No.16955360

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:29:39 No.16955360▶

Why don't the astronauts just land in the nasa parking lot or something? are they stupid?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:29:51 No.16955361

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:29:51 No.16955361▶

>>16955358
kek

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:30:09 No.16955362

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:30:09 No.16955362▶

File: 2026-04-11-001961.png (2.7 MB)

2.7 MB PNG

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:30:27 No.16955363

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:30:27 No.16955363▶

>known as the WHITE flight control room
what did he mean by that

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:30:28 No.16955364

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:30:28 No.16955364▶

>white flight control

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:30:31 No.16955365

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:30:31 No.16955365▶

File: 1768603406599173.png (582 KB)

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>all these options and they chose a gay floatie

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:30:34 No.16955366

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:30:34 No.16955366▶

>oh jesus, 'tina and glover melted together, we're going to need the spatula

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:30:37 No.16955367

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:30:37 No.16955367▶

File: 857755752.jpg (112.5 KB)

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WHITE CONTROL ROOM

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:30:51 No.16955369

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:30:51 No.16955369▶

>white flight control room

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:30:52 No.16955370

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:30:52 No.16955370▶

So did we ever learn who VSVN is?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:30:58 No.16955371

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:30:58 No.16955371▶

File: file.png (1.4 MB)

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Feels good being American.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:31:01 No.16955372

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:31:01 No.16955372▶

>>16955326
I WAS BORN THAT WAY, FAGGOT

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:31:31 No.16955373

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:31:31 No.16955373▶

File: file.png (2.7 MB)

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>It was so precise, they've never seen anything line up like this

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:31:40 No.16955374

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:31:40 No.16955374▶

SPLASHDOWN
P
L
A
S
H
D
O
W
N

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MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)01:31:43 No.16955375

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)01:31:43 No.16955375▶

THEY'RE COMING OUT ANON!!

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:31:53 No.16955376

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:31:53 No.16955376▶

>>16955289
Many of us have seen how SpaceX retrieves Dragon capsules

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:31:57 No.16955377

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:31:57 No.16955377▶

>>16955279
yeah probably
yt-dlp has just been a very nice omnitool, like it's meant for youtube, but then you can use it on any website with a video, specifying file format, sections.
Too tired to pick up something new. Will just webm from the vod later.

usually easy to find new code on stackoverflow if I wanted something more specific too

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:31:59 No.16955378

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:31:59 No.16955378▶

They're out

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:32:01 No.16955379

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:32:01 No.16955379▶

File: control room.jpg (304.8 KB)

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>control room signs are in Russians
USA BTFO once again

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:32:12 No.16955381

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:32:12 No.16955381▶

what are those dudes still swimming in the ocean for?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:32:14 No.16955382

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:32:14 No.16955382▶

CLAP CLAP CLAP

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:32:16 No.16955383

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:32:16 No.16955383▶

>immediately falls off the front porch
>drowns

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:32:23 No.16955386

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:32:23 No.16955386▶

THEY ARE NOT GREEN
I REPEAT
THEY ARE NOT GREEN

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:32:23 No.16955387

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:32:23 No.16955387▶

File: 1750282837138372.jpg (97.9 KB)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r--tyD6E0U

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:32:24 No.16955388

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:32:24 No.16955388▶

I see body bags

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:32:27 No.16955389

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:32:27 No.16955389▶

>>16955365
Fuck you just say about my floatie?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:32:33 No.16955390

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:32:33 No.16955390▶

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VICTOR FELL OVERBOARD
HE CAN'T SWIM

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:32:45 No.16955391

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:32:45 No.16955391▶

File: 2026-04-11-001962.png (3 MB)

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imagine the smell

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:32:49 No.16955392

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:32:49 No.16955392▶

>>16955382
The sounds of my country

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:33:04 No.16955393

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:33:04 No.16955393▶

okaeri

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:33:06 No.16955394

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:33:06 No.16955394▶

Reita Wiseman?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:33:08 No.16955395

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:33:08 No.16955395▶

Whats the point of the divers

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:33:08 No.16955396

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:33:08 No.16955396▶

welcome home kerbals

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:33:09 No.16955397

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:33:09 No.16955397▶

>>16955390
isn't he from the navy

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:33:18 No.16955398

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:33:18 No.16955398▶

>>16955325
MEGA MOON ROCKET

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:33:26 No.16955399

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:33:26 No.16955399▶

my dad is bitching about how shitty the cameras are

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:33:31 No.16955400

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:33:31 No.16955400▶

bros imagine that first deep inhale of fresh earth air

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:33:48 No.16955401

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:33:48 No.16955401▶

>>16955395
keeping the sharks away

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:33:56 No.16955402

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:33:56 No.16955402▶

File: muajaja-the-simpsons.gif (891.7 KB)

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>>16955379

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:33:59 No.16955403

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:33:59 No.16955403▶

>>16955389
it's GAY and probably designed by a committee of women

>>

MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)01:34:02 No.16955404

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)01:34:02 No.16955404▶

>>16955399
TELL YOUR DAD I'M GONNA BEAT HIM UP ANON!

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:34:07 No.16955405

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:34:07 No.16955405▶

How do you go back to living your day to day life on this planet after seeing it as such a small little marble from so far away

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:34:07 No.16955406

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:34:07 No.16955406▶

>>16955399
my parents are arguing about the price of a hair dye

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:34:27 No.16955407

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:34:27 No.16955407▶

>>16955399
I don't blame him. THE CAMERAWORK FUCKING SUCKS BALLS.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:34:48 No.16955408

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:34:48 No.16955408▶

I STOOD UP AND CLAPPED

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:34:58 No.16955409

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:34:58 No.16955409▶

>>16955407
No one brought a camera drone? Lame

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:35:06 No.16955410

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:35:06 No.16955410▶

>>16955400
After breathing purified oxygen for a week it probably smells terrible. Submariners will complain about the smell of the air when coming out of their ships.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:35:07 No.16955411

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:35:07 No.16955411▶

sorry, spacex is the only one with space age cameras

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:35:47 No.16955412

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:35:47 No.16955412▶

Intersectional priority
Women >> Black Men >> Canadian White >> American White

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:36:00 No.16955413

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:36:00 No.16955413▶

>>16955410
Smells like low tide and seamen

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:36:01 No.16955414

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:36:01 No.16955414▶

>Midnight_Rider just subscribed!

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:36:18 No.16955415

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:36:18 No.16955415▶

File: file.png (1.1 MB)

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>all 5 crew members out of tegridy
you didn't like the moon orbit special?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:36:19 No.16955416

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:36:19 No.16955416▶

We did it reddit

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:37:05 No.16955417

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:37:05 No.16955417▶

>>16955399
That means he's loving it.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:37:09 No.16955418

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:37:09 No.16955418▶

>>16955415
f-five..? did we get an ayylmao friend from the far side?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:37:10 No.16955419

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:37:10 No.16955419▶

>>16955416
thanks eight-chin

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:37:11 No.16955420

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:37:11 No.16955420▶

lmao Mission Control just wants to go home

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:37:33 No.16955421

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:37:33 No.16955421▶

File: 1693706616339064.gif (50.8 KB)

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:37:34 No.16955422

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:37:34 No.16955422▶

Meanwhile the helos run out of fuel. Crash into ocean, all die. The end.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:37:34 No.16955423

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:37:34 No.16955423▶

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what is he thinking right now?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:37:42 No.16955424

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:37:42 No.16955424▶

>eiyuu-tachi
clear..

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:37:43 No.16955425

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:37:43 No.16955425▶

File: 2026-04-11-001963.png (618.6 KB)

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https://x.com/NASAAdmin/status/2042771958505574412

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:37:59 No.16955426

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:37:59 No.16955426▶

File: reid-shows-photo-of-earth.jpg (58 KB)

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pictures from the iphones when?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:38:12 No.16955428

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:38:12 No.16955428▶

>>16955421
FUMIRAPE

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:38:30 No.16955429

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:38:30 No.16955429▶

I saw that selfie
Better be on Flickr by the end of the day

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:38:31 No.16955430

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:38:31 No.16955430▶

>>16955423
hes imagining the smell

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:38:36 No.16955431

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:38:36 No.16955431▶

>>16955423
>I miss the love of my life so fucking much

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:38:43 No.16955432

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:38:43 No.16955432▶

>>16954824
that stream with the dolphins was so kino

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:38:47 No.16955433

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:38:47 No.16955433▶

File: 2026-04-11-001964.png (1.2 MB)

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:39:01 No.16955434

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:39:01 No.16955434▶

the amount of protocol and red tape is insane wtf
just drive off into the sunset

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:39:02 No.16955435

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:39:02 No.16955435▶

>Bro giving out hugs to every astronaut
I'm sniffling rn what a great day

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:39:05 No.16955436

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:39:05 No.16955436▶

File: 1750539769633122.jpg (131.5 KB)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC6lEMYmxR8

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:39:13 No.16955437

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:39:13 No.16955437▶

>>16955399
my dad said they look like 4 convicts in their orange suits

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:39:35 No.16955438

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:39:35 No.16955438▶

>>16955433
w-where's commander styx?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:39:48 No.16955439

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:39:48 No.16955439▶

>hugging on the porch
Lewd

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:39:55 No.16955440

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:39:55 No.16955440▶

>ship is named after some boomer representative
lame

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:40:06 No.16955441

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:40:06 No.16955441▶

>>16955433
the humiliation hexagon

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:40:20 No.16955443

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:40:20 No.16955443▶

>>16955403
it's fabulous and gets me a harem of bitches

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:40:23 No.16955444

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:40:23 No.16955444▶

>commander is last to leave his ship
this is kino every single time

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:40:38 No.16955445

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:40:38 No.16955445▶

This crew has been awesome

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:40:40 No.16955446

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:40:40 No.16955446▶

>>16955417
now he's saying they're incompetent and retarded for flying on the opposite side of the capsule when they came out

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:40:58 No.16955447

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:40:58 No.16955447▶

File: 2026-04-11-001965.png (58 KB)

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https://x.com/DJSnM/status/2042777738231357855

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:41:06 No.16955448

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:41:06 No.16955448▶

>>16955441
>you know what this raft needs?
>for us to get off it and into a helicopter
why exactly do they do helicopters again?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:41:27 No.16955449

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:41:27 No.16955449▶

>they tow the whole thing back to the ship

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:41:33 No.16955450

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:41:33 No.16955450▶

>>16955447
lmao

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:41:37 No.16955451

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:41:37 No.16955451▶

>>16955440
w-where's the hornet?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:41:39 No.16955452

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:41:39 No.16955452▶

>>16955438
You should go see an eye doctor

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:41:47 No.16955454

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:41:47 No.16955454▶

>>16955446
KEK

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:41:54 No.16955455

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:41:54 No.16955455▶

>Ran Segev just subscribed!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:41:57 No.16955456

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:41:57 No.16955456▶

>>16955214
how about a big black black rocket right up uranus drumpf?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:42:06 No.16955457

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:42:06 No.16955457▶

>>16955447
What's this fag babbling about?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:42:07 No.16955458

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:42:07 No.16955458▶

>>16955448
yeah, just get on the skiff and go back to the ship like how the other 30 people there do.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:42:09 No.16955459

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:42:09 No.16955459▶

>>16955446
Good point honestly

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:42:10 No.16955460

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:42:10 No.16955460▶

>>16955446
based boomer

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:42:53 No.16955461

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:42:53 No.16955461▶

>>16955425
Were going to mars during his presidency?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:43:19 No.16955462

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:43:19 No.16955462▶

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Low quality IA slop meme

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:43:23 No.16955463

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:43:23 No.16955463▶

>>16955447
To be fair, the capsule isn't a reusable rocket.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:43:26 No.16955464

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:43:26 No.16955464▶

File: 1755712116752671.webm (1.4 MB)

1.4 MB WEBM

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:43:59 No.16955465

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:43:59 No.16955465▶

>>16955461
That's right, sometime during his fifth term.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:44:06 No.16955466

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:44:06 No.16955466▶

>>16955142
Oh, the SpaceX employee who isn't a self important drug addict grifter posts congratulations. Bout time.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:44:08 No.16955467

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:44:08 No.16955467▶

>>16955464
haha bird has tiny brain fr

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:44:17 No.16955468

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:44:17 No.16955468▶

>>16955440
It's actually kinda funny, since he was against the Iraq war. Imagine naming a ship the Mother Teresa or the Ghandi or something. Hilarious.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:45:05 No.16955469

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:45:05 No.16955469▶

>>16955464
>my ancestor

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:45:20 No.16955470

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:45:20 No.16955470▶

>>16955468
>name your sub with ICBMs after Gandhi

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:45:24 No.16955471

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:45:24 No.16955471▶

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jfc just reel the whole damn thing into the ship, this is fucking retarded

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:45:32 No.16955472

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:45:32 No.16955472▶

>>16955447
Starship?
What's that? Haven't heard of that going to the moon

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:45:37 No.16955473

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:45:37 No.16955473▶

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KINO

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:46:27 No.16955474

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:46:27 No.16955474▶

>front porch just drifting away into open water

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:46:41 No.16955475

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:46:41 No.16955475▶

>>16955473
is this from today or artemis 1?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:46:52 No.16955476

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:46:52 No.16955476▶

Is it over? Can I go to bed?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:46:58 No.16955477

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:46:58 No.16955477▶

Clear is scrapbooking, cute

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:47:22 No.16955478

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:47:22 No.16955478▶

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>>16955462

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:47:35 No.16955479

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:47:35 No.16955479▶

>>16955475
today

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:47:49 No.16955480

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:47:49 No.16955480▶

>>16955475
Today, they just dumped a few photos from the splashdown.

images.nasa.gov

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:48:27 No.16955482

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:48:27 No.16955482▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:48:34 No.16955483

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:48:34 No.16955483▶

>von braun mentioned

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:49:00 No.16955485

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:49:00 No.16955485▶

von Braun mentioned yeeeee

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:49:13 No.16955486

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:49:13 No.16955486▶

They’re using the helicopter’s wind to clear away the smell.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:49:16 No.16955487

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:49:16 No.16955487▶

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>>16955480
oh to be in that sailboat

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MARTIANON
04/11/26(Sat)01:49:39 No.16955488

MARTIANON 04/11/26(Sat)01:49:39 No.16955488▶

UP ANON!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:49:57 No.16955489

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:49:57 No.16955489▶

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>AAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:50:03 No.16955490

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:50:03 No.16955490▶

This seems more dangerous than the entire moon trip

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:50:08 No.16955491

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:50:08 No.16955491▶

>>16955484
he's a space bassist
a spassist

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:50:14 No.16955492

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:50:14 No.16955492▶

seriously, why not just take them by boat? is this chopper shit just to look cool?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:50:23 No.16955493

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:50:23 No.16955493▶

weeeeee

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:50:41 No.16955494

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:50:41 No.16955494▶

>We've learned all the things we have needed to learn to go back now
>Erm, we just don't have any fucking landers is all

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:50:51 No.16955495

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:50:51 No.16955495▶

>>16955490
I was just thinking that lmao

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:50:51 No.16955496

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:50:51 No.16955496▶

For context, here's the Apollo 11 recovery. They didn't fuck around & just got on with it

https://youtu.be/EYTMZSvPBXA?&t=1232

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:51:09 No.16955497

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:51:09 No.16955497▶

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Will there be this much fanfare when the crew comes back on Artemis 4?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:51:16 No.16955498

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:51:16 No.16955498▶

lmao chopper one sucked
Chopper 2 got the good pilot

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:51:28 No.16955499

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:51:28 No.16955499▶

>get to the choppaa

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:51:45 No.16955500

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:51:45 No.16955500▶

>>16955490
you know, it probably made sense 50 years ago in a pinch with resources on hand
but yeah, it seems completely ill thought out now

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:51:52 No.16955501

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this seems so pointless

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:52:05 No.16955502

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:52:05 No.16955502▶

those rescuers are so cool

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:52:16 No.16955503

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:52:16 No.16955503▶

>>16955501
Flight hours

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:52:30 No.16955504

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:52:30 No.16955504▶

>>16955498
Kek

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:54:08 No.16955506

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:54:08 No.16955506▶

>We decided that fucking helicopter hovering right over them and spraying them with noise and water with spinning blades of death whilst hoisting them up would be safer faster better
What lol

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:54:09 No.16955507

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:54:09 No.16955507▶

Let's see Paul Allen's chopper

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:55:09 No.16955509

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:55:09 No.16955509▶

>>16955506
It's the navy
Once they've done something it's suddenly navy tradition and now it must always be done that way

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:55:30 No.16955510

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:55:30 No.16955510▶

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it's too bad the people left on the front porch die

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:55:57 No.16955511

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:55:57 No.16955511▶

>>16955510
they didn't go to the moon so they don't count

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:55:58 No.16955512

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:55:58 No.16955512▶

>>16955510
a sacrifice i am willing to make

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:56:11 No.16955513

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:56:11 No.16955513▶

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>third worlders spamming their flags in the nasa live chat

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:56:23 No.16955514

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:56:23 No.16955514▶

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>>16955214
You fucked up big time, Donnie.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:56:51 No.16955515

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:56:51 No.16955515▶

>>16955510
it seems unprofessional for one of them to be clambering on top of the astronaut rather than accepting their fate and resigning themselves to the waves

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:56:56 No.16955516

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:56:56 No.16955516▶

>Clear pulls up flight24
based

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:57:52 No.16955517

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:57:52 No.16955517▶

>>16955496
You didn't have women slowing everything or old boomers with dementia announcing the splash down time every 5 minutes

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:58:10 No.16955518

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:58:10 No.16955518▶

>>16955510
Food for the crew left aboard

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:58:25 No.16955519

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:58:25 No.16955519▶

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they really did nail the landing

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:58:30 No.16955520

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:58:30 No.16955520▶

my dad just laughed at the girl saying beautiful views and said EPIC FAILURE

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:58:34 No.16955521

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:58:34 No.16955521▶

>>16955510
They're timed life units spawned by the rescue boats so they're gonna expire anyway

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:58:44 No.16955522

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:58:44 No.16955522▶

>>16955513
>moderator for Nasa on twitch
>put every flag except the american flag under automod

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:59:05 No.16955523

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:59:05 No.16955523▶

what a terrible pilot

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:59:08 No.16955524

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:59:08 No.16955524▶

>>16955513
Artemis is an international effort
Chud

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:59:13 No.16955525

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:59:13 No.16955525▶

>>16955490
just imagine for some reason the helicopter crashes
you made it all the way to the moon and back just to die because of one retard pilot or shitty equipment/hardware

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)01:59:26 No.16955526

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)01:59:26 No.16955526▶

>>16955522
I think in this case we can make an exception for the canadian flag

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:00:11 No.16955527

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:00:11 No.16955527▶

>>16955522
kek no way

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:00:21 No.16955528

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:00:21 No.16955528▶

Imagine coming back from space and then dying in a helicopter crash

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:00:24 No.16955529

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:00:24 No.16955529▶

>>16955526
Fag

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:00:57 No.16955531

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:00:57 No.16955531▶

>>16955525
>land on deck safely
>get out
>forget to duck down before the rotors are stopped
he'll never be head of another space mission

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:01:26 No.16955532

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:01:26 No.16955532▶

>>16955520
kek

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:01:37 No.16955533

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:01:37 No.16955533▶

>latina on the ship intercom

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:01:50 No.16955534

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:01:50 No.16955534▶

>Fatass yellow shirt
>Latinx woman announcer who can barely speak english
America's finest

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:02:09 No.16955535

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:02:09 No.16955535▶

>>16955525
>pilot flies a little too close to the ground of the ship
>astronaut slams into wall of ship and dies

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:02:26 No.16955537

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:02:26 No.16955537▶

>>16955533
>throw your takis bags out cabrones shiet you niggas is dirty

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:03:03 No.16955539

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:03:03 No.16955539▶

why was that guy seig heiling?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:03:29 No.16955540

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:03:29 No.16955540▶

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what are these for?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:03:35 No.16955541

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:03:35 No.16955541▶

blades stopped

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:04:12 No.16955542

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:04:12 No.16955542▶

>>16955540
Aura farming.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:04:20 No.16955543

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:04:20 No.16955543▶

>>16955540
one of them carries a camera. very important. I can't figure out the usefulness of the other three. maybe redundancy?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:04:22 No.16955544

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:04:22 No.16955544▶

I think that was Christina audio lol
>Im ready, no lets do this

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:04:29 No.16955545

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:04:29 No.16955545▶

>>16955540
One for each Ninja Turtle.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:04:44 No.16955546

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:04:44 No.16955546▶

>>16955540
taxpayer dollars gotta go somewhere

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:04:55 No.16955547

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:04:55 No.16955547▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:05:16 No.16955549

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:05:16 No.16955549▶

So how does gravity feel to them

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:05:17 No.16955550

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:05:17 No.16955550▶

turn the helis back on as they step out for a prank

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:05:43 No.16955551

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:05:43 No.16955551▶

>starts puking all over the deck

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:05:53 No.16955552

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:05:53 No.16955552▶

>>16955540
Craft for the next moon mission

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:05:54 No.16955553

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:05:54 No.16955553▶

Artemis is cancelled

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:06:14 No.16955554

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:06:14 No.16955554▶

>what would you ask them
so how much did they fuck?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:06:21 No.16955555

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:06:21 No.16955555▶

>>16955549
>"oh shit, my balls are heavier now"

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:06:30 No.16955556

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:06:30 No.16955556▶

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>>16955528
>Artemis 2 crew after 9 days of perfect space flight after the US Navy decides to make them fly on the death machines for no reason

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:06:31 No.16955557

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:06:31 No.16955557▶

>>16955540
KINO farming

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:07:16 No.16955559

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:07:16 No.16955559▶

>>16955555
checked, witnessed, confirmed, etc.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:07:21 No.16955560

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:07:21 No.16955560▶

>what's your MOS?
>I push the astronaut wheelchairs s

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:07:53 No.16955561

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:07:53 No.16955561▶

yapping foid

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:08:19 No.16955562

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:08:19 No.16955562▶

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>>16955553

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:08:25 No.16955563

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:08:25 No.16955563▶

They have to now go visit the President, who will undoubtedly call her "Christina Cock" again before going into a fucking schizo old man dementia tirade about some unrelated bullshit

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:08:38 No.16955564

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:08:38 No.16955564▶

>>16955555
>t. Christina

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:09:12 No.16955567

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:09:12 No.16955567▶

>>16955563
>Just smile and bear it.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:09:19 No.16955568

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:09:19 No.16955568▶

>>16955563
the hardest part of the mission

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:09:25 No.16955569

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:09:25 No.16955569▶

>>16955563
this fucking domphal numf I CAN"T STOP THINKINH ABOUT HIM UGH

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:09:33 No.16955570

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:09:33 No.16955570▶

>>16955556
that's the kobe bryant heli crash autopsy report, isn't it? I remember reading the the ones about the kids, fucking christ, at least it was over quick

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:09:44 No.16955571

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:09:44 No.16955571▶

>>16955540
very big quadcopter

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:10:07 No.16955572

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:10:07 No.16955572▶

>>16955569
You voted for this idiot

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:10:39 No.16955573

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:10:39 No.16955573▶

>>16955563
Greenland will be ours Inshallah

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:10:48 No.16955574

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:10:48 No.16955574▶

i would have taken the wheel chair

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:11:02 No.16955576

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:11:02 No.16955576▶

>>16955556
>absent brain
Brutal

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:11:02 No.16955577

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:11:02 No.16955577▶

>commander walks away
based

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:11:13 No.16955578

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:11:13 No.16955578▶

>>16955569
I look like this and I say this

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:11:23 No.16955579

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:11:23 No.16955579▶

big hugs

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:11:25 No.16955580

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:11:25 No.16955580▶

>>16955572
i voted Kamala dumb incel

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:11:25 No.16955581

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:11:25 No.16955581▶

>>16955574
And that's why no one will remember your name

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:12:02 No.16955582

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:12:02 No.16955582▶

me pushing the empty wheelchair none of the badasses want to use

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:12:06 No.16955583

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:12:06 No.16955583▶

Ugh they gave them the ship hat and everything. Just pure Navy larp trying to look cool like the Apollo era, when it was just white men who did it effortlessly

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:12:25 No.16955584

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:12:25 No.16955584▶

No more hugs

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:12:34 No.16955585

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:12:34 No.16955585▶

>>16955574
get that gay shit away from me

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:12:41 No.16955586

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:12:41 No.16955586▶

uhh.. he's a WHAT?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:13:07 No.16955587

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:13:07 No.16955587▶

Can this fucking FOID just shut her trap and let the moment speak for itself, fuck

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:13:07 No.16955588

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:13:07 No.16955588▶

>>16955581
the one astronaut to use a wheel chair would be remembered

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:13:07 No.16955589

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:13:07 No.16955589▶

I wonder how the japanese are reacting to all this.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:13:08 No.16955590

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:13:08 No.16955590▶

>he's a **gger
there's really no need for that

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:13:10 No.16955591

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:13:10 No.16955591▶

>>16955580
I bet you did in 2016, he was the same idiot back then

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:13:43 No.16955593

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:13:43 No.16955593▶

>>16955555
Checked

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:13:54 No.16955594

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:13:54 No.16955594▶

>>16955587
Sorry, too many we're complaining about the boomer, this is what you fucking deserve.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:13:55 No.16955595

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:13:55 No.16955595▶

>>16955591
i voted Obama in 2016 they should goven him third term
fuck cheetler

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:14:03 No.16955596

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:14:03 No.16955596▶

>>16955570
Indeed. Never fly in a helicopter.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:14:07 No.16955597

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:14:07 No.16955597▶

Huggers could be here, he thought. I've never been to this deck before

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:14:15 No.16955598

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:14:15 No.16955598▶

>>16955591
Seething

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:14:20 No.16955599

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:14:20 No.16955599▶

pAcked with people

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:14:34 No.16955600

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:14:34 No.16955600▶

>>16955589
That one rocket vtuber girl is happy

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:14:35 No.16955601

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:14:35 No.16955601▶

>NURSE! MORE SHAVED ICE!

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:14:53 No.16955602

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:14:53 No.16955602▶

>>16955596
they're probably safer than rockets but fuck they don't feel like it

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:15:06 No.16955604

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:15:06 No.16955604▶

>>16955571
if we can do moon bases, we can do airships

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:15:13 No.16955605

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:15:13 No.16955605▶

>and now for the Navy's biggest tradition...

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:15:30 No.16955606

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:15:30 No.16955606▶

uhh, aren't they forgetting something

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:15:54 No.16955607

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:15:54 No.16955607▶

>>16955605
SUCKIN DICK!

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:16:15 No.16955608

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:16:15 No.16955608▶

Get the women out of the program, I am not even kidding

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:16:23 No.16955609

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:16:23 No.16955609▶

in the 1970s, you wouldn't have seen a single woman during this entire broadcast

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:16:38 No.16955610

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:16:38 No.16955610▶

File: 2026-04-11-001968.png (1.2 MB)

1.2 MB PNG

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:16:38 No.16955611

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:16:38 No.16955611▶

File: 1744853135624185.jpg (34.9 KB)

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time to go back to my home board, see you some other time

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:16:48 No.16955612

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:16:48 No.16955612▶

>>16955600
I hear her. Too bad I cant understand her.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:17:09 No.16955613

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:17:09 No.16955613▶

nothing but talking about feelings. shut the fuck up

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:17:16 No.16955614

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:17:16 No.16955614▶

the one heli pilot girl was kinda cute

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:17:18 No.16955615

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:17:18 No.16955615▶

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>>16955606
*sqeeeeee!!*

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:17:46 No.16955617

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:17:46 No.16955617▶

File: 1760428747868822.gif (171.3 KB)

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When's Artemis II?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:18:15 No.16955618

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:18:15 No.16955618▶

>hugs, hugs, excited, feelings, emotion, smiles, I feel XXX, zomg so happy
Holy women

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:18:16 No.16955619

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:18:16 No.16955619▶

>>16955617
It's over

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:18:28 No.16955620

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:18:28 No.16955620▶

>>16955617
last week

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:18:29 No.16955621

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:18:29 No.16955621▶

>>16955617
Artemis II?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:18:32 No.16955622

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:18:32 No.16955622▶

>30x faster than the speed of light
Wait we can do that?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:18:33 No.16955623

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:18:33 No.16955623▶

>>16955617
oort cloud chama...

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:18:48 No.16955624

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:18:48 No.16955624▶

>>16955617
we just watched it

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:19:07 No.16955625

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:19:07 No.16955625▶

deport her

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:19:19 No.16955626

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:19:19 No.16955626▶

>>16955617
Tomorrow

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:19:29 No.16955627

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:19:29 No.16955627▶

It's an international program because NASA staffed all its positions with foreign-borns

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:19:40 No.16955628

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:19:40 No.16955628▶

>>16955617
2 weeks

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:19:46 No.16955629

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:19:46 No.16955629▶

>irrelevant foids yapping again
MAKE IT STOP

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:19:49 No.16955630

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:19:49 No.16955630▶

>>16955622
You didn't hear?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:19:59 No.16955631

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:19:59 No.16955631▶

>>16955625
>'moved' here
>>16955625
This.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:20:00 No.16955632

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:20:00 No.16955632▶

>>16955597
>"HUGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this deck before. There could be HUGGERS anywhere." The fresh air felt good against his orange spacesuit. "I HATE HUGGERS" he thought. Pink Pony Club reverberated the entire front porch, making it pulsate even as the vanilla breakfast drink circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of astronauts after landing. "With a capsule, you can go anywhere," he said to himself, out loud.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:20:42 No.16955633

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:20:42 No.16955633▶

File: 76654.png (48.8 KB)

48.8 KB PNG

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:21:04 No.16955634

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:21:04 No.16955634▶

>>16955618
Still better than the dementia boomer

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:21:10 No.16955635

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:21:10 No.16955635▶

>>16955617
Why didn't we have an Artemis I?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:21:14 No.16955636

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:21:14 No.16955636▶

its' over

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:21:38 No.16955637

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:21:38 No.16955637▶

WTF A SECOND CAPSULE IS LANDING

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:21:48 No.16955638

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:21:48 No.16955638▶

>>16955629
they are paid to keep yapping so anyone can jump in at any time and feel like they are in the know within 5 minutes.
it doesn't support anything but superficial conversation
i get it, but just mute it

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:21:52 No.16955639

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:21:52 No.16955639▶

was a nice happening

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:21:59 No.16955640

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:21:59 No.16955640▶

>>16955637
yooooooooooooo

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:22:59 No.16955641

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:22:59 No.16955641▶

The wikipedia page is now in past tense

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:23:50 No.16955642

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:23:50 No.16955642▶

>>16955641
>it's been 10 days since our last rocket launch
america really fell off

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:23:52 No.16955643

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:23:52 No.16955643▶

back to our regularly scheduled falcon 9 starlink launch in 35 minutes https://www.spacex.com/launches/sl-17-21

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:23:53 No.16955644

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:23:53 No.16955644▶

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>>16955637
it's the real astronauts

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:23:55 No.16955645

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:23:55 No.16955645▶

nothing happened

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:23:57 No.16955646

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:23:57 No.16955646▶

I wonder how many tourists will stick around for regularly scheduled programming
Surely some of you are now hooked

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:24:00 No.16955647

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:24:00 No.16955647▶

>>16955634
This is true, I hate to admit

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:24:25 No.16955648

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:24:25 No.16955648▶

so.... we meet back here next year?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:24:48 No.16955649

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:24:48 No.16955649▶

>>16955637
>reports are coming in communication has been established with the second capsule
>the capsule has messaged "They aren't the real astronauts! We are!"

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:24:52 No.16955650

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:24:52 No.16955650▶

>>16955648
inshallah

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:24:57 No.16955651

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:24:57 No.16955651▶

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>official broadcast has ended
78 million views over the whole stream

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:25:01 No.16955652

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:25:01 No.16955652▶

>live stream I've left on for 10 days has ended
n-now what

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:25:04 No.16955653

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:25:04 No.16955653▶

>>16955648
starship launch 12 in two weeks

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:25:11 No.16955654

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:25:11 No.16955654▶

>>16955634
That dementia boomer was the guy who figured out how to convert the CO2 scrubbers for Apollo 13...

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:26:05 No.16955655

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:26:05 No.16955655▶

Mashallah we returned

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:26:17 No.16955656

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:26:17 No.16955656▶

>>16955641
And so is your pathetic life, as I both your life and your maidenhead as my prize!

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:26:27 No.16955657

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:26:27 No.16955657▶

>>16955651
Their subscriber count ticked up by 100,000 in the past few hours

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:26:28 No.16955658

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:26:28 No.16955658▶

>>16955653
2 more months

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:26:36 No.16955659

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:26:36 No.16955659▶

>>16955651
>NASA got more votes than Trump
h-he can't cut the budget now right?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:27:02 No.16955661

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:27:02 No.16955661▶

>>16955617
>Artemis III is actually Artemis VI in Japan

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:27:22 No.16955662

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:27:22 No.16955662▶

what about the capsule? they recovered it?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:27:44 No.16955664

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:27:44 No.16955664▶

>>16955651
>people are more interested in meme of the month music videos than literal history in the making event that shapes the species' future
there's no hope for humanity is there?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:27:58 No.16955665

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:27:58 No.16955665▶

>>16955643
BOOOOOOOOORING

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:28:04 No.16955666

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:28:04 No.16955666▶

>>16955654
Did he have dementia when he did that?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:28:10 No.16955667

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:28:10 No.16955667▶

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What's the point really

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:28:18 No.16955668

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:28:18 No.16955668▶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:29:12 No.16955669

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:29:12 No.16955669▶

>>16955661
Kek

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:29:17 No.16955670

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:29:17 No.16955670▶

>>16955662
You dont need to see that

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:29:50 No.16955671

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:29:50 No.16955671▶

>>16955667
>what's the point
to get as far away from bitches like you

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:30:16 No.16955672

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:30:16 No.16955672▶

>>16955667
I hope her house gets filled with MMH

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:31:03 No.16955673

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:31:03 No.16955673▶

>>16955652
Booster and Ship rollout out later tonight

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:32:06 No.16955675

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:32:06 No.16955675▶

>>16955667
certified woman moment

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:32:32 No.16955676

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:32:32 No.16955676▶

Post splashdown conference is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir2X1-FjDxg

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:32:47 No.16955677

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:32:47 No.16955677▶

>>16955668
if you squint Till looks a bit like young Wernher

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:34:07 No.16955678

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:34:07 No.16955678▶

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>>16955667
>and no one to talk to
That's exactly why we should go to space.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:34:14 No.16955679

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:34:14 No.16955679▶

>>16955634
>>16955647
Go listen to Doug Ward, the real voice of Apollo (not the wop Jeeack Kang). The PAO is supposed to be a level calming voice that you can drift off to sleep to.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:34:26 No.16955680

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:34:26 No.16955680▶

>>16955654
>forced to fix a problem caused by another stupid boomer
It wouldn't have been such a big deal if the scrubbers weren't different for no good reason.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:34:34 No.16955681

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:34:34 No.16955681▶

>>16955667
Good biofuel candidate for the future space colonies

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:35:21 No.16955682

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:35:21 No.16955682▶

>>16955668
KINO KINO KINO
>you don't get it they're making fun of you
KINO KINO KINO BORN IN THE USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:36:27 No.16955685

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:36:27 No.16955685▶

>>16955676
>are all the astronauts ok?
>yes
>may we see them?
>NEXT QUESTION

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:36:58 No.16955686

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:36:58 No.16955686▶

>>16955488
it's always nice to see you're still around, all caps anon.

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:37:02 No.16955687

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:37:02 No.16955687▶

>>16955563
Putting up with elderly retards is a part of the job unfortunately

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:37:50 No.16955688

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:37:50 No.16955688▶

I want Rachel to peg me

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:37:50 No.16955689

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:37:50 No.16955689▶

File: 2026-04-11-001970.png (3.4 MB)

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>>16955676

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:38:37 No.16955690

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:38:37 No.16955690▶

File: Apollo 11 Recovery.png (3.2 MB)

3.2 MB PNG

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:38:43 No.16955691

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:38:43 No.16955691▶

>>16955682
based based based

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:39:26 No.16955693

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:39:26 No.16955693▶

>>16955676
>no crew
They're still up there huh

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:39:27 No.16955694

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:39:27 No.16955694▶

File: 2026-04-11-001969.png (1.5 MB)

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https://x.com/NASA/status/2042785992047055119

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:39:45 No.16955695

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:39:45 No.16955695▶

>>16955689
oh dear fuck

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:40:27 No.16955696

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:40:27 No.16955696▶

>howard hughes, orion program manager
LOOK WHO CAME OUT OF HIS CAVE

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:40:31 No.16955697

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:40:31 No.16955697▶

>omg Apollo quarantine is soooo silly! They are so dumb, hahah they were just scaredy cats. They OBVIOUSLY ended the return quarantine procedure after realizing they didn't need it
Yet we will and should do the same thing with the first handful of manned Mars return astronauts, just in case

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:41:36 No.16955699

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:41:36 No.16955699▶

>>16955697
>return
for what possible purpose

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:42:00 No.16955701

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:42:00 No.16955701▶

>>16955697
they aren't coming back

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:42:08 No.16955702

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:42:08 No.16955702▶

>>16955699
bring back cool roggs

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:42:36 No.16955704

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:42:36 No.16955704▶

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Ask me anything.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:42:54 No.16955706

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:42:54 No.16955706▶

How the fuck is Artemis 3 even going to work, there's 0 chance they are on schedule for it.

Why can't they just launch 2 of the same rockets used for Artemis 2, one carrying the lunar module and the other the command / service? Is the rocket unable to carry all 3 up at once due to the weight? I know the program is relying on SpaceX / Blue Origin, but neither of those programs are anywhere near ready to bring shit to the moon. Starship hasn't even made LEO, much less been tested carrying any load to orbit, much less refueling or doing any of the other shit it needs to do to get shit out of orbit.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:43:09 No.16955707

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:43:09 No.16955707▶

>>16955704
fake and gay until I see the pizza boxes

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:43:48 No.16955708

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:43:48 No.16955708▶

>>16955704
what do stemfoids smell like

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:43:55 No.16955709

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:43:55 No.16955709▶

>>16955704
oh yeah how many kb was today's JSC round-up email?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:44:42 No.16955710

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:44:42 No.16955710▶

>>16955704
Any QTs or are they all ugly?

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:44:48 No.16955712

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:44:48 No.16955712▶

>>16955704
show us your cock

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:44:56 No.16955713

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:44:56 No.16955713▶

>flight director
>named fling

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:45:12 No.16955714

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:45:12 No.16955714▶

>>16955704
is that your dick in the picture?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:45:22 No.16955715

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:45:22 No.16955715▶

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looks like reid was carrying the rise plush with him

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:45:36 No.16955716

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:45:36 No.16955716▶

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https://x.com/NASA/status/2042791040516845925

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:46:00 No.16955717

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:46:00 No.16955717▶

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>>16955706
bro...

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:46:03 No.16955718

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:46:03 No.16955718▶

>>16955704
what really happened on the dark side of the moon?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:46:27 No.16955719

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:46:27 No.16955719▶

>>16955715
what part of no one gets left behind was unclear

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:46:43 No.16955720

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:46:43 No.16955720▶

wow, one metric cubic Soon

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:47:01 No.16955721

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:47:01 No.16955721▶

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https://x.com/realhomerhickam/status/2042787858356859178

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:47:42 No.16955722

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:47:42 No.16955722▶

>>16955720
*calculates*
hmm, that's around two weeks.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:48:04 No.16955723

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:48:04 No.16955723▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:48:12 No.16955724

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:48:12 No.16955724▶

>>16955717
why is everything about blue origin sound and look so faggy?
>limp
i mean, come on

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:48:19 No.16955725

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:48:19 No.16955725▶

>five more hours

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:48:47 No.16955726

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:48:47 No.16955726▶

File: well cuck views oneill chad.webm (2 MB)

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>>16955721
thanks homer. I agree

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:49:41 No.16955727

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:49:41 No.16955727▶

>>16955704
Show us Christina Cock's cock.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:49:56 No.16955728

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:49:56 No.16955728▶

>>16955723
her hair looks like mars

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:50:06 No.16955729

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:50:06 No.16955729▶

>>16955715
based

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:50:12 No.16955730

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:50:12 No.16955730▶

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https://x.com/tim_cook/status/2042776580712444088

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:50:20 No.16955731

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:50:20 No.16955731▶

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>>16955721

build a smaller one of these. ez

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:50:27 No.16955732

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:50:27 No.16955732▶

>>16955707
They didn't let us bring any food into the operation rooms themselves.
>>16955708
Like salty coins.
>>16955712
>>16955714
;^)
>>16955718
We are still reviewing the data.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:50:30 No.16955733

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:50:30 No.16955733▶

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>>16955721

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:50:45 No.16955734

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:50:45 No.16955734▶

>>16955704
put a 4 of clubs at your console next time.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:51:07 No.16955735

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:51:07 No.16955735▶

this guy talking right now is like if you took a super autist and then God took away his social autism but kept all of the knowledge superpowers

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:51:11 No.16955736

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:51:11 No.16955736▶

>>16955715
>rise plush
how crusty with cum do you think it is after 3 dudes and 10 days?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:51:25 No.16955737

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:51:25 No.16955737▶

>>16955721
why don't they land the capsule on the ship? are they stupid?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:51:38 No.16955739

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:51:38 No.16955739▶

>>16955724
it's necessary

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:52:47 No.16955740

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:52:47 No.16955740▶

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https://x.com/LockheedMartin/status/2042760703396720977

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:52:53 No.16955741

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:52:53 No.16955741▶

>>16955735
why did God take away my knowledge superpowers but leave me with social autism

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:53:01 No.16955742

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:53:01 No.16955742▶

this is why we test

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:53:18 No.16955743

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:53:18 No.16955743▶

imagine exposing yourself as a retard in front of the big wigs at nasa, i would sudoku myself on the spot

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:54:07 No.16955744

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:54:07 No.16955744▶

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von Braun mentioned AGAIN

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:54:36 No.16955746

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:54:36 No.16955746▶

>>16955740
I'm pretty sure "humanity's first step towards a permanent base on the moon" was the one Neil took if not earlier

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:54:39 No.16955747

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:54:39 No.16955747▶

>thinkpad
yjk he runs arch

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:55:21 No.16955750

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:55:21 No.16955750▶

when are the crew members going to be on camera?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:55:29 No.16955751

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:55:29 No.16955751▶

>Um hi, yes, last question here: can you tell me about your FEELINGS
Oh fucking die, I hate journos so much

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:55:45 No.16955752

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:55:45 No.16955752▶

>>16955746
They weren't working towards a Moon base they just wanted to btfo the Soviets.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:56:08 No.16955754

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:56:08 No.16955754▶

>>16955744
false/photoshopped/AI generated image
von Braun only drank Red Bull

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:56:24 No.16955755

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:56:24 No.16955755▶

>>16955744
aryan recognize aryan

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:56:25 No.16955756

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:56:25 No.16955756▶

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https://x.com/NASASpox/status/2042700877853556952

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:56:41 No.16955757

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:56:41 No.16955757▶

>>16955751
It's not Journos fault that normies respond well to generic emotional shit

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:56:57 No.16955758

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:56:57 No.16955758▶

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Crowds watch the Artemis II Orion capsule splash down off the coast of San Diego at the Air and Space Museum in San Diego, California.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:57:55 No.16955761

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:57:55 No.16955761▶

>>16955756
>nasa minute
more like nasa 30 seconds haha i would not last long

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:58:25 No.16955762

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:58:25 No.16955762▶

>>16955758
kids going to school in houston are so lucky. the one time my elementary school had a chance at letting us meet some nasa scientists, they canceled the event

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:59:31 No.16955764

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:59:31 No.16955764▶

>>16955758
white boy summer came early

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)02:59:42 No.16955765

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)02:59:42 No.16955765▶

>decontaminate the vehicle

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:00:40 No.16955766

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:00:40 No.16955766▶

>>16955758
what kind of an hairstyle is that for a child, are these people living in mad max land?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:00:47 No.16955767

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:00:47 No.16955767▶

>reusing components
Stop this

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:01:40 No.16955768

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:01:40 No.16955768▶

>BO and SpaceX mentioned

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:02:36 No.16955769

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:02:36 No.16955769▶

>is this better than le heckin star wars?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:03:55 No.16955770

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:03:55 No.16955770▶

>>16955758
>LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:04:35 No.16955771

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:04:35 No.16955771▶

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>can we see a hispanic in one of the missions?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:04:36 No.16955772

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:04:36 No.16955772▶

>>16955721
Propulsive landing is always the first option NASA deletes off the request, so what can you do? Odd, but there it is.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:04:37 No.16955773

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:04:37 No.16955773▶

>ey esse can we get a spic in one of the next missions hey

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:04:43 No.16955774

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:04:43 No.16955774▶

>>16955721
ACTUALLY green means they were fine and in good condition

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:05:14 No.16955775

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:05:14 No.16955775▶

¿Ehhh can we see a heespanic eeen tha next mizzhun?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:05:14 No.16955776

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:05:14 No.16955776▶

>>16955751
Feels good man

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:06:00 No.16955777

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:06:00 No.16955777▶

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>>16955773
>>16955775

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:06:11 No.16955778

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:06:11 No.16955778▶

>>16955771
>>16955773
>>16955775
lol. this is how normies see spaceflight
next will be a black woman

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:06:26 No.16955779

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:06:26 No.16955779▶

>>16955773
>>16955775
Imagine deporting spics using SLS rockets.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:06:32 No.16955780

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:06:32 No.16955780▶

>>16955772
>Propulsive landing is always the first option NASA deletes off the request
That'll make Moon landings interesting.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:06:49 No.16955782

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:06:49 No.16955782▶

>>16955717
>Blue Origin
More like "Fag Origami"

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:07:10 No.16955783

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:07:10 No.16955783▶

>>16955758
>that sea of brown below him

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:07:44 No.16955785

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:07:44 No.16955785▶

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I want even more skin on Artemis 3

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:08:11 No.16955786

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:08:11 No.16955786▶

>>16955775
>>16955773
>well to answer the first question
>and moving on
FLINGED

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:08:38 No.16955787

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:08:38 No.16955787▶

>>16955721
Shut the FUCK UP Jake Gyllenhall

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:09:39 No.16955789

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:09:39 No.16955789▶

>>16955721
GET BACK IN THE MINES

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:09:52 No.16955790

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:09:52 No.16955790▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:10:19 No.16955791

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:10:19 No.16955791▶

>>16955785
which blacked shoot is this?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:10:55 No.16955792

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:10:55 No.16955792▶

>how does it feel
>how did you feel
>how did they feel
>how are you going to feel
shut the fuck up

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:11:31 No.16955793

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:11:31 No.16955793▶

What are you FEELING right now

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:11:43 No.16955794

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:11:43 No.16955794▶

>did you sit there and say to yourself "this is how ed harris felt"

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:12:26 No.16955797

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:12:26 No.16955797▶

T-2 years until moon base

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:12:49 No.16955798

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:12:49 No.16955798▶

>>16955790
dude looks he's about to order the closure of the strait of hormuz

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:13:10 No.16955800

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:13:10 No.16955800▶

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>>16955689
People of Earth. Be not afraid! We are here to serve man.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:13:38 No.16955801

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:13:38 No.16955801▶

is it true that trump tried defunding nasa shortly after launch?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:14:04 No.16955802

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:14:04 No.16955802▶

>exploracion espacial
alright i think we can end the conference

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:14:04 No.16955803

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:14:04 No.16955803▶

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They will now meet Trump in person! MAGA MAGA MAGA! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:14:12 No.16955804

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:14:12 No.16955804▶

SpaceX HLS is right behind this curtain. Trust me. Just don't look behind the curtain or ask too many questions!
Oh yes, yes right over here. Sorry, hahah, these are my incoming shipments of mirrors and smoke machines, let me go deal with this real quick.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:14:29 No.16955805

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:14:29 No.16955805▶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsjTzbHhmnw

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:15:18 No.16955806

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:15:18 No.16955806▶

>>16955803
Will Bibi be issuing a statement?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:16:19 No.16955809

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:16:19 No.16955809▶

Finally, a good question. And it came from a queue tea 3.14

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:17:07 No.16955810

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:17:07 No.16955810▶

File: Lunokhod1_l_17_with_map.jpg (3.3 MB)

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:17:31 No.16955811

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:17:31 No.16955811▶

>>16955801
Not all of Nasa, just the useless shit that has nothing to do with manned missions. Bait reporting.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:18:18 No.16955812

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:18:18 No.16955812▶

>>16955810
Lunarchud

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:18:19 No.16955813

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:18:19 No.16955813▶

>>16955811
that 'useless shit' is more important than manned missions. I say that as someone who cares deeply about manned missions.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:18:43 No.16955814

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:18:43 No.16955814▶

>>16955809
>femcel glasses
>both questions about the cameras came from femcel glasses wearers

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:19:24 No.16955815

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:19:24 No.16955815▶

>>16955752
as of apollo 11 they were working towards a moon base and mars. NASA back then would have done it if not for their budget being destroyed. i mean they had to fight even for apollo 16 and 17 to happen at all

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:21:46 No.16955817

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:21:46 No.16955817▶

>GO GO GO, i said to myself, out loud

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:23:02 No.16955819

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:23:02 No.16955819▶

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Me in the sailboat, for some reason

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:23:06 No.16955820

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:23:06 No.16955820▶

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqu-kUFgngU

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:23:42 No.16955821

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:23:42 No.16955821▶

>>16955819
imagine the capsule just dropping right on your head

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:23:49 No.16955822

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:23:49 No.16955822▶

>moscow wants to establish ‘sovereign russian territories’ on the Moon
america should hurry up

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:24:17 No.16955823

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:24:17 No.16955823▶

Bro its a q & a, we don't need the fucking femoid speech about how great this all is

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:24:48 No.16955824

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:24:48 No.16955824▶

>>16955822
>3 day special lunar operation

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:25:05 No.16955825

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:25:05 No.16955825▶

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>ted-talk media

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:25:55 No.16955826

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:25:55 No.16955826▶

>>16955822
Will it be inhabited by the debris field of their crashed shitcans?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:26:27 No.16955827

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:26:27 No.16955827▶

>>16955823
what do we need?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:26:31 No.16955828

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:26:31 No.16955828▶

>>16955823
>>16955825
yeah but i kind of leaked some cum out

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:26:33 No.16955829

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:26:33 No.16955829▶

imagine what humanity would be like if we banned women from all of this

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:26:36 No.16955830

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:26:36 No.16955830▶

>>16955822
lol
lmao even

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:27:21 No.16955831

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:27:21 No.16955831▶

>>16955815
There was a lot of development needed before an Apollo Era Mars would be possible. Apollo plus Skylab style had plus kick stage plus lander. It was a long reach to land. Flyby more realistic but that's just flags and footprints in space.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:28:15 No.16955832

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:28:15 No.16955832▶

>>16955826
>moon littered with desiccated mobiks

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:28:31 No.16955833

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:28:31 No.16955833▶

its over

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:28:43 No.16955834

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:28:43 No.16955834▶

>>16955829
Artemis 4 will be with a black woman.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:28:49 No.16955835

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:28:49 No.16955835▶

its' over

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:28:51 No.16955836

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:28:51 No.16955836▶

soooooooo........ now what?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:29:01 No.16955837

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:29:01 No.16955837▶

>>16955833
All good things, Anon.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:29:39 No.16955838

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:29:39 No.16955838▶

>>16955836
starlink https://www.spacex.com/launches/sl-17-21

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:30:28 No.16955839

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:30:28 No.16955839▶

>>16955836
For Artemis 2's crew, post mission debrief. All the data gets gathered, all the photos collated, all the cool remainder released. For everyone hungry for another launch, a Falcon 9 is launching in 1 hour and 10 minutes.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:30:35 No.16955840

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:30:35 No.16955840▶

>>16955823
What, you don't wanna hear her ChatGPT generated thing about how it's not just x but also y?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:30:39 No.16955841

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:30:39 No.16955841▶

>>16955836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBXuTty8ZE4

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:31:01 No.16955842

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:31:01 No.16955842▶

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And now Artemis III with landers. R- right?!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:32:11 No.16955843

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:32:11 No.16955843▶

>>16955838
Has anyone told Elon he should launch Starlinks along the lunar orbit path for next time so we can watch live in 8K HDR with no loss of signal?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:32:18 No.16955844

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:32:18 No.16955844▶

>>16955842
Artemis 3 with landers, in Earth Orbit. The previous Artemis 3 mission is now called Artemis 4, and is still on schedule (barely) for late 2028.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:33:15 No.16955845

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:33:15 No.16955845▶

>>16955664
realistically speaking its grim

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:34:09 No.16955846

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:34:09 No.16955846▶

>back to another year of starshit failing and boring starlink launches
atleast starshit blowing up will be fun

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:34:18 No.16955847

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:34:18 No.16955847▶

>>16955843
can falcon 9 even send things into lunar orbit?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:34:56 No.16955848

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:34:56 No.16955848▶

>>16955836
you can watch the super exciting multi hour long stream of huge fucking metal tanks emerge from their garages and race down the streets of a city at the lowest tip of Texas.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:35:08 No.16955849

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:35:08 No.16955849▶

>>16955847
Yes. The Firefly Blue Ghost landers were launched on Falcon 9s.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:36:35 No.16955850

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:36:35 No.16955850▶

>>16955849
thats not lunar orbit. a straight shot to the moon and actually orbiting are very different things

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:37:16 No.16955851

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:37:16 No.16955851▶

I wonder if they will attempt an unmanned landing right after Artemis 3. Otherwise they would need to make at least 3 landers just for Artemis 4.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:37:51 No.16955852

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:37:51 No.16955852▶

>>16955850
???

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:38:36 No.16955853

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:38:36 No.16955853▶

>>16955850
Landing on the moon requires a lot more Delta-V than orbiting.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:38:50 No.16955854

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:38:50 No.16955854▶

>>16955851
Yeah well this would require depots and extra launches so nah

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:40:34 No.16955856

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:40:34 No.16955856▶

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>>16955850

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:41:26 No.16955857

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:41:26 No.16955857▶

Imagine the dreadful alternate timeline where the four of them just columbia'd across the skies over the Pacific because of a TPS failure and we were dealing with a national tragedy and NASA was like yeah this whole thing is probably cancelled

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:43:12 No.16955858

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:43:12 No.16955858▶

>>16955857
No I'm much happier irl without billions of brownth worlders gloating about that.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:43:49 No.16955859

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:43:49 No.16955859▶

>>16955370
Ask Jorthog, his desk is right there
>>16955362

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:45:29 No.16955860

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:45:29 No.16955860▶

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it begins

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:45:30 No.16955861

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:45:30 No.16955861▶

imagine being the 23 people watching the ISS live feed instead and you still get ARTEMOGGED https://x.com/TiagoNugent/status/2042777814664135074

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:45:55 No.16955862

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:45:55 No.16955862▶

>>16955437
yeah, they made a break for it, but are now sentenced to life on Earth.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:49:04 No.16955868

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:49:04 No.16955868▶

>>16955861
That reminds me, did LRO capture Artemis somehow?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:50:53 No.16955869

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:50:53 No.16955869▶

so is this the end of their career? crews usually don't go back up i think

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:52:37 No.16955870

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:52:37 No.16955870▶

What if Ship or Booster explodes in the static fire attempt, when will be flight 12?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:53:47 No.16955871

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:53:47 No.16955871▶

>>16955869
If they wish to continue they will serve as backups, but Artemis is getting cancelled after IV anyways

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:56:48 No.16955873

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:56:48 No.16955873▶

>>16955870
It's literally over after that, I think at that point Elon would say fuck the public face of this shit I would rather do two years of risk-averse ground testing to save face for the IPO and just let the HLS contract lapse

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:58:35 No.16955876

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:58:35 No.16955876▶

>>16955871
What makes you say that?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)03:58:55 No.16955877

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)03:58:55 No.16955877▶

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>>16955868
The images haven't been released yet

https://nps.edu/-/heading-home-nps-alumni-leading-artemis-ii-locked-in-for-return-to-earth

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:04:41 No.16955879

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:04:41 No.16955879▶

>>16955834
We've already proven that women and africans can go to the moon so sending one that's both is redundant.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:08:40 No.16955882

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:08:40 No.16955882▶

>>16955772
Gee, about 20-30 minutes of discomfort versus having fuel on the ship during reentry that could potentially blow it up, man what a hard choice

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:09:08 No.16955883

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:09:08 No.16955883▶

>>16955869
maybe look at what this crew did before this
hint: some have been to space before

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:10:35 No.16955884

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:10:35 No.16955884▶

if elon was in charge, they would have landed the capsule onto the ship

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:12:04 No.16955885

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:12:04 No.16955885▶

>>16955884
if elon was in charge, they'd say they were going to do this mission for 20 years and then never do it

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:12:55 No.16955886

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:12:55 No.16955886▶

Next time we should send a black canadian kween to the moon. Diversity compression, I call it. That way three american massas can go. They can even plap her behind the dark side of the moon.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:15:12 No.16955888

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:15:12 No.16955888▶

>>16955884
If Elon was in charge, the capsule would have met a Mexican narco sub with Elon's monthly delivery.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:15:55 No.16955889

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:15:55 No.16955889▶

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Could a paragliding capsule work with modern technology?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:16:12 No.16955890

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:16:12 No.16955890▶

>>16955879
Does that mean all future trips to the moon will be white men?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:17:29 No.16955891

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:17:29 No.16955891▶

>>16955882
The capsule already has explody parts including, and read carefully, actual designed to explode explosive bolts on the hatch.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:18:29 No.16955892

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:18:29 No.16955892▶

>>16955890
sounds gay

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:18:30 No.16955893

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:18:30 No.16955893▶

>>16955870
If? Found the optimist. Let's say when.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:19:51 No.16955894

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:19:51 No.16955894▶

>>16955889
What if we made the capsule itself a glider?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:20:51 No.16955895

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:20:51 No.16955895▶

>>16955886
You are like little baby, watch this
>queer, demisexual, twinspirit, transgender, black, jewish, quadriplegic, neurodivergent, deaf, female (?) with crohn's disease, autism, monkeypox/AIDS, covid-sufferer, muslim bipoc with depression+anxiety disorder, schizophrenic recovering addict (shoplifting) with pica fixation and allergic to peanut butter

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:21:16 No.16955896

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:21:16 No.16955896▶

Ok so now what's the next steps?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:23:15 No.16955897

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:23:15 No.16955897▶

>>16955889
>>16955894
interesting. what if wheels were added for landing on the ground?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:24:32 No.16955898

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:24:32 No.16955898▶

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>When asked during an April 1 television appearance why he loved space and being at the Artemis II launch, Boling exclaimed: “We’re going back to the freaking Moon, that’s why!”
uhhhh that's not what he said hehehe

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:25:04 No.16955900

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:25:04 No.16955900▶

the normies on reddit do not care at all about artemis anymore

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:26:32 No.16955901

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:26:32 No.16955901▶

>>16955898
Boomers still think fuck is a no-no word that you can't say because it'll make Jesus cry or something.
>>16955900
Redditor opinions are irrelevant

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:27:38 No.16955902

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:27:38 No.16955902▶

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>>16955889
Rogallo my beloved. NASA really likes water landings. If they could have found a way to land shuttle on water they would have.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:29:18 No.16955903

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:29:18 No.16955903▶

>>16955901
Mom! Cussing is part of our Chan culture!

Could you please migrate back to pol? Shows over.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:30:44 No.16955904

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:30:44 No.16955904▶

my mom still thinks this was an april fools joke

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:33:58 No.16955906

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:33:58 No.16955906▶

>>16955904
Did she say what her favorite part was?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:35:13 No.16955907

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:35:13 No.16955907▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:35:40 No.16955908

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:35:40 No.16955908▶

>>16955891
and introducing more explody shit is somehow a good thing? Never mind that something like an explosive bolt is so much further down the totem pole of potential catastrophic consequence compared to actual fuel fed rockets to the point of silliness. If Russia or China had the kind of coastline access to open Ocean that we did you can be damn well sure they'd opt for water landings in a heartbeat too

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:36:36 No.16955909

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:36:36 No.16955909▶

>>16955907
based twins

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:37:21 No.16955910

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:37:21 No.16955910▶

>>16955903
Fuck yourself, E*rther filth

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:37:51 No.16955911

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:37:51 No.16955911▶

>>16955908
Yeah -- well -- uhhh...

Kid. You lost this argument. Take your L and try to be better next time.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:38:34 No.16955912

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:38:34 No.16955912▶

>>16955907
I can't view them. :(
all of them are just stuck on the infinite loading wheel

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:40:03 No.16955913

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:40:03 No.16955913▶

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>care to explain what you did behind the moon?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:42:09 No.16955914

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:42:09 No.16955914▶

>>16955912
only true american patriots have access

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:42:12 No.16955915

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:42:12 No.16955915▶

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>>16955907
Oh, it’s a safe recovery of my comfort characters

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:42:14 No.16955916

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:42:14 No.16955916▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:43:24 No.16955917

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:43:24 No.16955917▶

>>16955914
Some of them I am able to see and download, like >>16955916

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:46:20 No.16955920

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:46:20 No.16955920▶

they're getting a parade at this point

>>

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:46:24 No.16955921

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:46:24 No.16955921▶

>>16955907
NASA is going to sell a trillion plushies and fund Pluto bases with the extra money.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:47:18 No.16955922

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:47:18 No.16955922▶

>>16955920
Well deserved

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:47:19 No.16955923

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:47:19 No.16955923▶

>>16955921
pluto doesn't exist, chud

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:48:09 No.16955925

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:48:09 No.16955925▶

>>16955923
We're just going to make it a planet again is all. NASA has a blank check now, that's how this works.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:51:50 No.16955927

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:51:50 No.16955927▶

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The flight surgeon is aura farming so hard here sheesh

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:52:23 No.16955928

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:52:23 No.16955928▶

>>16955920
I hope so, parades kick ass

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:54:20 No.16955929

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:54:20 No.16955929▶

>>16955927
>Commander Wiseman, I'm NASA

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:55:11 No.16955930

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:55:11 No.16955930▶

>>16955915
>modern advertising moment
Why do they always stick the black and the woman together?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:56:23 No.16955931

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:56:23 No.16955931▶

>>16955920
Good, they should. This is how you get and keep people invested in the future of the program.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:56:45 No.16955932

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:56:45 No.16955932▶

>>16955927
they are all so happy

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:57:59 No.16955933

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:57:59 No.16955933▶

Starlink launch broadcast is live
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1aJbdbDgyXVKX

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:58:36 No.16955935

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:58:36 No.16955935▶

>>16955930
DEI together strong

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:58:42 No.16955936

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:58:42 No.16955936▶

Do you feel bad for them having to meet Trump?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)04:59:14 No.16955937

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)04:59:14 No.16955937▶

>>16955936
I'm not a seething leftist, so no.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:00:06 No.16955938

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:00:06 No.16955938▶

>>16955936
Why? They'll have a grand time and probably get some mcdonalds or something while they're there. I bet the White House is cool inside, I'd like to see it one day.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:00:35 No.16955939

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:00:35 No.16955939▶

>>16955936
>feel bad about meeting the president
I'm not american but you faggots have set a really stupid precedent

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:01:36 No.16955940

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:01:36 No.16955940▶

>>16955933
the seekbar really fucking sucks

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:01:59 No.16955943

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:01:59 No.16955943▶

>>16955936
Do I feel bad for people with my dream job, no I do not.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:02:22 No.16955944

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:02:22 No.16955944▶

>>16955938
walking over the rubble of the east wing will be difficult for them

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:03:34 No.16955945

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:03:34 No.16955945▶

>>16955944
Why don't they just start building then?
Time's wasting, what's the holdup?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:04:28 No.16955946

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:04:28 No.16955946▶

>>16955945
>why is the government going slow?
A question for the ages

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:04:34 No.16955947

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:04:34 No.16955947▶

>>16955945
The NCPC only gave approval three days ago.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:06:46 No.16955948

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:06:46 No.16955948▶

>>16955936
He gave them the opportunity to go around the moon, so no.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:10:20 No.16955949

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:10:20 No.16955949▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:13:59 No.16955950

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:13:59 No.16955950▶

>>16955949
Oh fuck off not now, starshit

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:14:08 No.16955951

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:14:08 No.16955951▶

>>16955927
It's Joe Biden tier aura

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:14:13 No.16955952

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:14:13 No.16955952▶

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I don't trust this guy for some reason

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:16:28 No.16955954

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:16:28 No.16955954▶

>>16955913
handsome men
probably the top 0.001% of human specimens in terms of achievements, looks, qualifications, smarts, health, etc

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:20:52 No.16955956

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:20:52 No.16955956▶

>>16955945
Democrats sued to stop it.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:22:05 No.16955958

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:22:05 No.16955958▶

>>16955951
Shitting and pissing his pants? Democucks lost, get over it chuddy.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:22:57 No.16955960

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:22:57 No.16955960▶

>>16955936
>boy i sure do hate the guy who passed a budget reintroducing a spaceflight program after the last guy killed it

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:23:18 No.16955961

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:23:18 No.16955961▶

>>16955667
>no one has answered this yet

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:24:35 No.16955963

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:24:35 No.16955963▶

>>16955960
>who is in the process of slashing the budget to fund more missiles for Bibi

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:27:07 No.16955964

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:27:07 No.16955964▶

Ship 39's got two patches of heat shield tiles on the leeward side, one over the Methane tank and one over the oxygen tank by the front end of the starboard aft flap root.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:27:18 No.16955965

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:27:18 No.16955965▶

>>16955936
I hope they like McDonalds.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:30:06 No.16955968

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:30:06 No.16955968▶

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>>16955964

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:30:37 No.16955971

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:30:37 No.16955971▶

flight 12 cannot fail. if it does, spacex is in perilous danger

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:31:08 No.16955972

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:31:08 No.16955972▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:32:50 No.16955973

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:32:50 No.16955973▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:34:19 No.16955974

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:34:19 No.16955974▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:34:48 No.16955975

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:34:48 No.16955975▶

Ship has all engines installed

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:35:57 No.16955977

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:35:57 No.16955977▶

>>16955965
man, I want some mcdonalds now

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:37:18 No.16955978

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:37:18 No.16955978▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:38:25 No.16955979

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:38:25 No.16955979▶

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DON GIOVAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIII

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:44:03 No.16955981

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:44:03 No.16955981▶

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Uh, bros? Wtf is this?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:45:50 No.16955983

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:45:50 No.16955983▶

>>16955981
whale dick

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:47:06 No.16955984

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:47:06 No.16955984▶

>>16955963
he's getting rid of the stemfoids

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)05:50:29 No.16955987

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)05:50:29 No.16955987▶

>>16955667
>If there is intelligent life anywhere, why has it not sought to make contact?
Maybe they have shitlibs writing articles for their propaganda outlets urging them not to.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:01:07 No.16955992

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:01:07 No.16955992▶

>>16955981
starship debris

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:01:24 No.16955993

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:01:24 No.16955993▶

>>16955981
That's the ghost of a Starship doomed to roam the seas forever and to witness the success of other spacecraft.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:08:34 No.16955995

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:08:34 No.16955995▶

>>16955717
What's up with reddit naming?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:09:12 No.16955996

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:09:12 No.16955996▶

>>16955981
ur mom's dildo LMAO

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:11:41 No.16955997

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:11:41 No.16955997▶

>>16955995
Because it's named by redditors

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:19:36 No.16956000

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:19:36 No.16956000▶

>>16955971
They will delay the ipo by a year if it happens

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:28:11 No.16956002

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:28:11 No.16956002▶

>>16955956
What a bunch of jerks.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:29:06 No.16956003

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:29:06 No.16956003▶

>>16955981
Sea gas

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:33:08 No.16956004

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:33:08 No.16956004▶

Booster door opening

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:41:06 No.16956007

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:41:06 No.16956007▶

if starship can drive, why not drive to space?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:45:09 No.16956008

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:45:09 No.16956008▶

>>16955981
Just a duende, nothing to worry about

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:47:43 No.16956009

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:47:43 No.16956009▶

>>16955981
Larry Ellison?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:55:24 No.16956012

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:55:24 No.16956012▶

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Even Jessie is Artemisposting
Everyone has abandoned Elon

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)06:56:51 No.16956013

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)06:56:51 No.16956013▶

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>>16955913
Royal insignia

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)07:06:34 No.16956014

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)07:06:34 No.16956014▶

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>>16956012
bros.........

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)07:28:38 No.16956021

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)07:28:38 No.16956021▶

>>16955913
>moon-made horrors beyond your comprehension

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)07:29:57 No.16956022

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)07:29:57 No.16956022▶

>>16955974
What about the one that blew up

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)07:34:28 No.16956023

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)07:34:28 No.16956023▶

They can walk already?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)07:37:13 No.16956024

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)07:37:13 No.16956024▶

>>16956023
what exactly did they put in those breakfast drinks?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)07:50:51 No.16956030

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)07:50:51 No.16956030▶

>>16956023
it was only a weekend, unlike the 7 months of space rotting sunni Williams and butch whatever did in the space station

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)08:13:19 No.16956036

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)08:13:19 No.16956036▶

>>16955936
They get cheeseburgers at the WH so no.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)08:14:44 No.16956037

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)08:14:44 No.16956037▶

>>16956036
haven't they farted enough?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)08:23:58 No.16956038

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)08:23:58 No.16956038▶

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>>16956024
*sip*

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)08:25:43 No.16956039

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)08:25:43 No.16956039▶

Starship status?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)08:27:27 No.16956040

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)08:27:27 No.16956040▶

KSP is on track to reach a new ATH

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)08:29:52 No.16956041

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)08:29:52 No.16956041▶

>>16956039
At Masseys. Booster still hasn't left the shed

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)08:35:26 No.16956043

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)08:35:26 No.16956043▶

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NASA has gone from not even being able to launch astronauts to the ISS from American soil to sending astronauts around the moon in 6 years.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)08:39:20 No.16956044

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)08:39:20 No.16956044▶

>>16956043
wernervonbraus...

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)08:59:16 No.16956047

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)08:59:16 No.16956047▶

>>16956040
it would have definitely broken the ATH had it been on sale through the duration of the mission instead of ending just after the launch. there's still the rest of the weekend, regardless.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)08:59:52 No.16956049

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)08:59:52 No.16956049▶

>>16955927
>The flight surgeon is aura farming so hard here sheesh
he literally has "Doc" written on his name patch
dangerously based

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)09:09:59 No.16956051

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)09:09:59 No.16956051▶

Booster on the move, finally!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)09:15:25 No.16956053

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)09:15:25 No.16956053▶

jonny kim is going to be on artemis 4

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)09:21:29 No.16956057

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)09:21:29 No.16956057▶

>>16956053
>Artemis 4?
>Why you no Artemis 1!
>You bring shame to famiry

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)09:32:36 No.16956062

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)09:32:36 No.16956062▶

>This live stream recording is not available.
will they make the live coverage stream available at some point?
I wanted to download the entire thing after it was over

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)09:35:46 No.16956065

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)09:35:46 No.16956065▶

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Why are subsaharans like this?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)09:37:28 No.16956067

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)09:37:28 No.16956067▶

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Imagine trusting your life to some giant ass pyrotechnic.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)09:39:08 No.16956069

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)09:39:08 No.16956069▶

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>>16956067
That is the rocket man's creed.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)09:39:31 No.16956070

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)09:39:31 No.16956070▶

>>16956065
bro got that moonbase alpha helmet

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)09:43:06 No.16956074

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)09:43:06 No.16956074▶

Hey so during loss of comms while re-entering last night, there was a shot of mission control and they were watching what looked like satellite or high altitude recon footage of the astronauts flying in. Looked like it was from above, and in thermal as well as visible spectra. Anyone know if that footage has been released anywhere or if it will be? I'm also curious to know more about it if anyone knows anything thanks

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)09:44:07 No.16956076

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)09:44:07 No.16956076▶

>>16956074
WB-57 footage usually needs a FOIA request because of proprietary information or national security interests.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)09:48:02 No.16956082

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)09:48:02 No.16956082▶

>>16956062
It's up in sections
https://www.youtube.com/@NASA/streams
This one has the splashdown:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0A

>>>/wsg/6126487

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)10:11:02 No.16956093

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)10:11:02 No.16956093▶

>>16956082
that's something I guess, but I'm looking for the full uncut 10-day version

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)10:30:35 No.16956096

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)10:30:35 No.16956096▶

>>16955379
Кocмoc pyccкий, deal with it

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)10:35:12 No.16956097

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)10:35:12 No.16956097▶

>>16955822
inb4 Лyннaя Пpaвocлaвнaя Цepкoвь Mocкoвcкoгo Пaтpиapхaтa

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)10:41:00 No.16956098

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)10:41:00 No.16956098▶

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>>16954654
>we're stuck in 1968

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:05:19 No.16956108

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:05:19 No.16956108▶

>no new technology in 50 years
>rehashed Saturn V
>zero innovation
There's no way we're ever advancing spaceflight

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:15:14 No.16956109

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:15:14 No.16956109▶

>>16956108
I mean, unless we start using other propulsion tech other than chemical rockets, then yeah we are not gonna go further than mars

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:16:36 No.16956110

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:16:36 No.16956110▶

>>16956109
nuclear scares people

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:22:22 No.16956111

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:22:22 No.16956111▶

>>16956039
>>16956041
The last time I saw SpaceX stall this hard was Flight 1

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:24:34 No.16956113

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:24:34 No.16956113▶

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>>16955907
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:25:07 No.16956114

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:25:07 No.16956114▶

>>16956014
These are the consequences of caring more about aislop datacenters than getting humans to Mars. Ol' Musky lost the plot somewhere along the way

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:25:15 No.16956115

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:25:15 No.16956115▶

>>16956098
Lifting body chads way

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:26:23 No.16956116

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:26:23 No.16956116▶

>>16956113
Where is this from btw

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:29:42 No.16956117

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:29:42 No.16956117▶

>>16956098
What about a giant scramjet, would that be enough thrust to get 99% the way to orbit?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:33:15 No.16956119

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:33:15 No.16956119▶

>>16955157
Everything.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:38:09 No.16956121

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:38:09 No.16956121▶

>>16956039
grain silo

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:41:24 No.16956124

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:41:24 No.16956124▶

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i9YcxVP3yw
Launch T- 30secs

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:44:19 No.16956125

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:44:19 No.16956125▶

>>16956124
I think they should fly a Falcon 1 one last time

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:50:41 No.16956126

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:50:41 No.16956126▶

>>16956124
>no one cheered after landing
soon this is how people will react to starship catches

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:56:54 No.16956128

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:56:54 No.16956128▶

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)11:57:59 No.16956129

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)11:57:59 No.16956129▶

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>>16956128

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:00:58 No.16956131

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:00:58 No.16956131▶

>>16956128
What’s in her thigh pocket? A compass, chopsticks, what?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:09:10 No.16956134

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:09:10 No.16956134▶

>>16956131
Almost looks like a high amperage low voltage power connector.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:13:02 No.16956135

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:13:02 No.16956135▶

>>16956131
the hotwire tool

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:13:37 No.16956136

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:13:37 No.16956136▶

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>>16956131
Some kind of bungee cord connector, probably from when they hooked up to helicopter lifting

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:17:08 No.16956138

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:17:08 No.16956138▶

The chief of the astronaut office was walking around with a POCKOCMOC patch on his sleeve, just a little salt in the wound

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:18:40 No.16956139

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:18:40 No.16956139▶

>>16956134
>>16956136
The large round things look rather useless for locking into anything. My guess is this is a resistive suit warmer that you can plug into aircraft power after water immersion.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:28:44 No.16956142

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:28:44 No.16956142▶

>>16956139
Yeah I concur

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:33:53 No.16956144

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:33:53 No.16956144▶

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How is the Solar System not designed?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:34:47 No.16956145

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:34:47 No.16956145▶

If you feel bad about the current state of HLS just imagine being a russian space fan and trying to pretend like you’ll see Orel any time soon

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:42:45 No.16956149

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:42:45 No.16956149▶

>>16956144
No super-Earths, lava worlds or temperate/warm giants. All the interesting worlds are in other star systems.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:54:26 No.16956157

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:54:26 No.16956157▶

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>>16955996

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:56:41 No.16956158

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:56:41 No.16956158▶

>>16955913
>>16955915
>>16955916
The difference between white men and females/non-whites, the guys know it's a complete fraud and they are making bank in the process and perhaps feel a little bit guilty, but then check the women and niggers, absolutely no shred of conscience.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:57:41 No.16956159

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:57:41 No.16956159▶

>>16956158
Victor is a straight shooter, I’m afraid you’re mistaken

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)12:58:20 No.16956160

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)12:58:20 No.16956160▶

>>16956145
>Orel
they will be using Baseduz for 60 more years

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)13:02:18 No.16956163

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)13:02:18 No.16956163▶

>>16956149
but anon, that clearly means whoever designed it wants us to go out and explore the galaxy. If they put all the cool stuff here, we'd never leave!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)13:11:30 No.16956165

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)13:11:30 No.16956165▶

The American Pope didn’t call the crew while they were out there :/

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)13:17:14 No.16956166

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)13:17:14 No.16956166▶

>>16956165
isnt he a run of the mill shitlib?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)13:17:38 No.16956167

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)13:17:38 No.16956167▶

>>16956165
He’s a geocentrist like all trve catholics

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)13:19:53 No.16956168

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)13:19:53 No.16956168▶

This mission should light a fire under Elons ass to get HLS ready. He can improve his public image substantially by supplying a decent moon rocket

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)13:20:51 No.16956169

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)13:20:51 No.16956169▶

>>16956168
No correlation on any of this

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)13:29:44 No.16956173

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)13:29:44 No.16956173▶

>>16956131
Yeah it could be a sextant. Astronautss still use sea age navigation tools in case the fancy tech breaks

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)14:30:30 No.16956189

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)14:30:30 No.16956189▶

so now that artemis is over, what's the next big thing?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)14:30:52 No.16956190

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)14:30:52 No.16956190▶

>>16955513
so what country spams the watermelons?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)14:33:21 No.16956193

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)14:33:21 No.16956193▶

>>16956189
probably new glenn flight 3
after that starship launch 12

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)14:37:19 No.16956195

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)14:37:19 No.16956195▶

>>16956189
Inaugural v3 failure

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)14:50:53 No.16956200

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)14:50:53 No.16956200▶

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https://nextspaceflight.com/launches/details/7690/

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:02:36 No.16956203

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:02:36 No.16956203▶

cool pictures of the capsule after splashdown
https://www.flickr.com/photos/nasahqphoto/albums/72177720332961365/

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:05:42 No.16956204

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:05:42 No.16956204▶

>>16956203
US Navy nasa recovery ops is like the closest thing you can get to irl Starfleet

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:11:43 No.16956208

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:11:43 No.16956208▶

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https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/04/the-artemis-ii-mission-has-ended-where-does-nasa-go-from-here/
>Also, it is non-trivial for SpaceX and Blue Origin to integrate with Orion, which has fairly strict limits for thermal management and other issues. Even ensuring roughly equivalent cabin pressures between two vehicles is a significant task. Completing all of this within the next 12 to 18 months will be a difficult hill to climb.
>Then, for Artemis IV, there are even greater hurdles. For SpaceX, the company must test and then become efficient at refueling Starship in low-Earth orbit for a trip to the Moon, and back. And Blue Origin, which has very limited experience in spaceflight operations, must develop a more capable version of its Blue Moon Mk. 1 lander, which is itself untested.
>There is no question that lunar lander readiness is the longest pole for both Artemis III and Artemis IV.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:12:42 No.16956210

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:12:42 No.16956210▶

>>16956208
>implying HLS can be anywhere NEAR ready in 12 to 18 months
Lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:17:06 No.16956214

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:17:06 No.16956214▶

>>16956012
I bet she got fucked by vuctor

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:27:07 No.16956220

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:27:07 No.16956220▶

>>16956214
she is gay

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:29:35 No.16956221

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:29:35 No.16956221▶

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>>16956208
I remember it clearly
>April 29, 2023, during Elon Musk’s Twitter Spaces (now X Spaces) discussion reviewing Starship’s first integrated flight test (IFT-1 on April 20, 2023)
>Musk directly addressed concerns about delays for NASA’s Artemis III lunar landing
>He stated: “Definitely don’t expect lunar Starship (under the HLS project) to be the longest lead item for the Artemis III mission. We will be the first thing to really be ready.”

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:29:54 No.16956222

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:29:54 No.16956222▶

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>>16956203

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:30:36 No.16956223

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:30:36 No.16956223▶

>>16956220
What a horrible thing to say

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:36:55 No.16956225

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:36:55 No.16956225▶

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYY4nnfxKbU
>After their historic journey around the Moon, the Artemis II astronauts are coming home. Watch as they arrive in Houston, Texas, home to NASA's Johnson Space Center.
>NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen splashed down in the Pacific Ocean on April 10, 2026, concluding the Artemis II mission. The crew accomplished many milestones on their 10-day mission, surpassing the Apollo 13 record for farthest crewed spaceflight and observing the lunar surface like never before, capturing iconic views.
>Under Artemis, NASA will send astronauts on increasingly difficult missions to explore more of the Moon for scientific discovery, economic benefits, and to build on our foundation for the first crewed missions to Mars.

4h until stream start

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:38:02 No.16956226

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:38:02 No.16956226▶

>>16956223
its a fact

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:40:27 No.16956228

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:40:27 No.16956228▶

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https://x.com/MikeSeeley/status/2042937010202063067/
>At 7:41am (ET) Saturday, SpaceX launched a Falcon 9 rocket sending the CRS NG-24 mission to space, a Northrop Grumman Cygnus spacecraft carrying supplies for the ISS. This was the view from Titusville as it transited the recently risen Sun.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:43:12 No.16956230

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:43:12 No.16956230▶

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/2042988940756480302

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)15:58:32 No.16956235

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:58:32 No.16956235▶

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https://x.com/CNSpaceflight/status/2042978690964033880
>Liftoff at 11:32UTC on April 11, Smart Dragon 3 launched a group of demo internet satellites from the sea near Yangjiang, Guangdong

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:01:49 No.16956237

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:01:49 No.16956237▶

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https://x.com/StarshipGazer/status/2042993636993044744
>Super Heavy Booster 19 has rolled out to the Starbase launch complex this morning with 33 Raptor 3 engines for static fire testing as soon as Sunday morning.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:03:51 No.16956239

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:03:51 No.16956239▶

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhJRzQsLZGg

rolling

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:04:53 No.16956240

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:04:53 No.16956240▶

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>>16956239

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:06:19 No.16956241

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:06:19 No.16956241▶

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https://x.com/BoosterTribe/status/2042988709339914348
>To Mars.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:07:21 No.16956242

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:07:21 No.16956242▶

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>>16956241

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:08:23 No.16956244

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:08:23 No.16956244▶

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https://x.com/JeffBezos/status/2042798237367833014

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:09:26 No.16956246

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:09:26 No.16956246▶

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https://x.com/StarshipGazer/status/2042864162871873917

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:10:29 No.16956248

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:10:29 No.16956248▶

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https://x.com/mymatrixplug/status/2042843202927956053

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:11:46 No.16956249

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:11:46 No.16956249▶

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>>16956240

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:23:18 No.16956250

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:23:18 No.16956250▶

>>16956221
Three years of flight tests
Still no orbit
Still can't get further than Siam
Still no refuel
Still no ship catch
Still no ship reuse

Just tragic.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:26:35 No.16956256

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:26:35 No.16956256▶

>>16956221
The EVA suits aren't ready
The Orion stack can't orbit the moon
The landers don't exist yet
I know NASA loves a challenge but even one of these is enough to halt the whole thing

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:27:01 No.16956258

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:27:01 No.16956258▶

>>16956210
SpaceX HLS? No. That's the dead horse in the race
Blue might pull something off with a Mk1 or Mk2 hack. Fingers crossed. Bezos is our only hope.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:45:58 No.16956264

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:45:58 No.16956264▶

>>16956258
Bezos will finish the lander then refuse to deliver it unless NASA gives him another $1bn in ransom.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:46:55 No.16956265

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:46:55 No.16956265▶

>>16956067
We're like the only country that got srb's right

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:53:44 No.16956270

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:53:44 No.16956270▶

>>16956265
1/300th catastrophic failure on Shuttle is far from right. Waiting for the SRB light off on Artemis 2 was tense.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:56:12 No.16956272

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:56:12 No.16956272▶

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>>16956067
WON'T YOU FLYYYYYYYY
FREEEEEBIIIIIRRRRD YEEEAH

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:58:09 No.16956273

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:58:09 No.16956273▶

>>16956270
Check the ROI

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:05:39 No.16956277

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:05:39 No.16956277▶

>>16956272
That thing was such a “i’m too lazy to make a nice stack for this payload right now” KSP-esque design. It’s an endearing kind of ugly, like a kid with buckteeth.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:06:41 No.16956278

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:06:41 No.16956278▶

>>16956258
>EDS still making people believe that blue is anywhere further along with HLS than spacex
Kek

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:07:10 No.16956280

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:07:10 No.16956280▶

Will SpaceX be ready for landing test in Artemis III?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:07:39 No.16956281

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:07:39 No.16956281▶

>>16956280
negative

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:09:45 No.16956284

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:09:45 No.16956284▶

>>16956280
please specify the celestial body

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:13:21 No.16956285

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:13:21 No.16956285▶

>>16956284
Artemis III is in LEO, so erf.
SpaceX HLS still hasn't gotten to LEO.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:14:46 No.16956287

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:14:46 No.16956287▶

>>16956285
Problem is how aggressive the timeline is. Even if HLS manages to get around to LEO by end of year. A3 is targeting 2027 with A4 being placed for 2028. That shit needs to be figured out now to get crews trained and ready even if A3 is just mere testing.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:14:51 No.16956288

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:14:51 No.16956288▶

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>>16956278
Mk1 passed vacuum cert. Will land on Moon this year.
Mk2 at mockup and system development

May we see SpaceX HLS? And no, you may not show an Elon PowerPoint or tweet lie.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:16:32 No.16956290

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:16:32 No.16956290▶

>>16956287
HLS to orbit by end of 2026.

Sure! That -- could -- happen.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:17:02 No.16956291

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:17:02 No.16956291▶

>>16955950
>s-starshit

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:19:29 No.16956292

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:19:29 No.16956292▶

>>16956290
Come May we'll get another 4-6 weeks tweet or something.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:22:34 No.16956294

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:22:34 No.16956294▶

>>16956280
They might not even be ready for launch and orbit and any test at all

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:23:02 No.16956295

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:23:02 No.16956295▶

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>>16956200
https://x.com/blueorigin/status/2043014855020470415
>BlueBird is on board! @AST_SpaceMobile's satellite is now integrated with our NG-3 launch vehicle. Next up: rollout for hotfire.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:25:00 No.16956296

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:25:00 No.16956296▶

>>16956292
To celebrate America's 250th birthday, SpaceX -- an Elon Musk Joint -- will launch Starship Flight 12 as our personal skyrocket!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:25:42 No.16956297

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:25:42 No.16956297▶

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speedy boi

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:26:57 No.16956299

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:26:57 No.16956299▶

If flight 12 blows up you’ll literally never hear the end of it from me, the doomerposting will be an entire order of magnitude greater

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:27:20 No.16956300

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:27:20 No.16956300▶

>>16956295
First reuse of a New Glenn stage after only two previous flights. That's how a forward thinking go getter company gets things done.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:28:59 No.16956301

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:28:59 No.16956301▶

>>16956297
"I got it! I got it!"

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:29:06 No.16956302

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:29:06 No.16956302▶

>>16956299
i mean its a new block with a new engine, i'd expect there to be some issues

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:32:51 No.16956304

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:32:51 No.16956304▶

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https://x.com/HardcoreElectr1/status/2043004244693836276
>Do we get to see 2 test fires at once??

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:34:43 No.16956306

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:34:43 No.16956306▶

>>16956302
its a new block with a new engine!

Elon promised last year that Starship would be on a weekly launch schedule by now. And Raptor 3 is a released design in serial production. Elon has built over 140 so far.

ECOs will be coming after the explosions, but it's in volume production.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:35:53 No.16956308

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:35:53 No.16956308▶

>>16956306
eco-conscious cleaning products?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:36:25 No.16956309

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:36:25 No.16956309▶

>>16956306
yes that is how spacex rolls
they want to get manufacturing experience at the same time as the components are getting engineered

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:36:57 No.16956310

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:36:57 No.16956310▶

>>16956304
Looks like a V2 at Peenemunde and not in a good way.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:38:44 No.16956312

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:38:44 No.16956312▶

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uhhh why were they allowed to proceed with the landing with a sailboat in the landing zone????

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:40:07 No.16956313

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:40:07 No.16956313▶

>>16956312
The trajectory was perfect.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:40:22 No.16956315

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:40:22 No.16956315▶

>>16956309
And it's working! Okay, the company is years behind schedule. It's must work project keeps exploding. Their losing billions. The CEO shoots up Ketamine in his office. But everything is just fine!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:41:36 No.16956317

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:41:36 No.16956317▶

>>16956313
Some are saying, the best trajectory ever, even.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:41:51 No.16956318

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:41:51 No.16956318▶

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last pic

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:42:25 No.16956320

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:42:25 No.16956320▶

>>16956250
UHM this is why we test sweaty!

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:43:20 No.16956321

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:43:20 No.16956321▶

>>16956312
There's no wave off on a ballistic return, although there was a nearby eject the warp core cash zone for a last minute sacrificial RCS offering.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:44:18 No.16956323

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:44:18 No.16956323▶

>>16956302
>precoping already
kek

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:44:30 No.16956324

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:44:30 No.16956324▶

>>16956320
To get baked and watch the pretty booms.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:45:03 No.16956325

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:45:03 No.16956325▶

>>16956323
>he isn't precoping
ngmi

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:46:29 No.16956326

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:46:29 No.16956326▶

We could have had Great Patriotic Rockets if it weren't for obama literally murdering this nasa and America

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)17:53:57 No.16956329

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)17:53:57 No.16956329▶

Staging

>>16956328
>>16956328
>>16956328

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)18:07:01 No.16956346

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)18:07:01 No.16956346▶

>>16956318
Mods should delete the new thread until we learn to use the image limit more responsibly

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)18:21:11 No.16956354

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)18:21:11 No.16956354▶

>>16956256
1) I agree Axiom is fucked, and SpaceX is subtly positioning themselves to provide the lunar EVA suits when Axiom inevitably folds.
2) Orion-SLS stack as planned is basically complete, and not the long pole like everyone here expected (because we're sticking with block 1 forever. It doesn't need to get to LLO the way NASA is rejiggering.
3) The landers don't exist yet. But while everyone is saying Blue will do it, I don't even think Mk1 will launch this year as they plan. And if Mk1 crashes, they need to try again. SpaceX in some ways has their own Mk1 lander with V3 Starship. I wouldn't be surprised if Blue's HLS and Starship HLS are ready at the same time, in 2030.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)19:15:13 No.16956387

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)19:15:13 No.16956387▶

>>16956222
Why didn't they take the plastic wrap off before launching it?

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)19:21:10 No.16956393

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)19:21:10 No.16956393▶

>>16956387
Prevents water intrusion.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)21:42:21 No.16956653

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)21:42:21 No.16956653▶

>>16956220
That's not a thing that women are. Just because they kiss other women doesn't mean they won't sleep with men too.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)22:39:15 No.16956687

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)22:39:15 No.16956687▶

>>16956354
>I don't even think Mk1 will launch this year
late this year or early next year, screenshot this. And it will probably be done before spacex, unless they get their shit together.
>SpaceX in some ways has their own Mk1 lander with V3 Starship.
they don't have either of those things. Also V3 is not HLS. Even if it works as advertised.

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Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)23:37:40 No.16956719

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)23:37:40 No.16956719▶

>>16956297
This was when I understood how boomers felt in the 60s.
>>16956326
so true

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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)01:05:43 No.16956769

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)01:05:43 No.16956769▶

>>16956687
HLS is just painted Starship V3 with airlocks

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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)03:52:06 No.16956858

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)03:52:06 No.16956858▶

>>16955822
oh no...

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